Thread 2005134

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>>2005134 (OP)
rain has been bad this tournament

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5_NvFTfAWc

>>2005134 (OP)
>not the gay newfag spamming "general" and links
>still spam pics to start a new thread
mixed feelings...

>>2005139
he brought the AVRA, the SWAG, the ELAN that Faze lacked
Joe Cobb could never

>>2005139
And it's working. Imagine if he wakes up.
>>2005142
Nah, I'm not like that.

man people really clowning on fnatic for that shit ass -CYPHER move

faze gonna either gonna get blasted tomorrow, or win the the whole thing, there is no other way

>>2005152
kind of deserved. should've let cypher play until end of year at least.
at least he gets stickers.

>>2005152
Deserved. Some people thought FaZe benching rain was shitty because of the 10 years~ and it being close to the major, but that situation on fnatic is infinitely more shitty.

>>2005161
it's shitty because cypher has been flying around the world attending a bunch of t2 lans precisely for fnatic to make the major

>>2005167
I know, that's why I said it's infinitely more shitty. It's really fucked.

fnatic is a woman

shan't be elaborating

>>2005154
My wife Homura

>>2005154
true because the other semi has 2 weakmind teams
but i think Vitality will take this one, Faze can't play train or overpass and Vitality ban ancient, i see no way they can win with such a disadvantage. and on Vitality there's a bigger chance of all 5 players showing up with a decent game unlike with Spirit.

>checks today's results
>sp0r0t lost against faze
>falconGODS #1
OH NONONONONO d1nksisters, just 1 more star and maybe we'll win against chaddigan's retirement home

>>2005222
there are non-believers itt

>>2005247
i'm a Vitachad though, so i believe

>>2005271
>rooting for the undisputed best team atm
boring

>>2005274
Not undisputed anymore though.

>>2005274
i've been rooting for them since they appeared and never changed teams so it feels very rewarding atm
it kinda got interesting after the break too, still no trophies

3.0™

god DAMN faze beating spirit is so AMAZING those rufags DONT DESERVE TO WIN when they aint PRACTICING. no fuckin excuses. after shanghai they pulled this shit too where they didn't practice and ended up falling off then they blame players and shit////// so stupid

>>2005181
in a john lennon/yoko ono "of the world" sense, for sure

??????

man I just cannot believe Spirit sucks now... wtf

>>2005293
they deleted the post
i thought russians are le based and not woke n shit

>>2005298
here's the photo for future purposes

>>2005299
dark donk

>>2005294
thats what you get for employing blacks

*taps mic*
*clears throat*
Ahem.
GENTLEMEN. ONE MOMENT PLEASE IF YOU WILL. I'VE SOMETHING TO SAY.
Approximately three days ago I willingly either due to my overconfidence, a quality many of us often fall prey to on the Internet, or purely out of sense of pride entered a deal with this here esteemed Anonymous. >>2000911
I publicly and with zealous assuredness did indeed state that Na'Vi would break into the Grand Finals of this EPL, trampling over Mouz and subsequently Falcons, so that they could face Vitality in the final day's BO5. This, however, was not meant to be as Na'Vi met their demise at the hands of five ratty nerds.
I, hereby, admit that I may've slightly misjudged the capabilities of Na'vi's current roster. It seems I'd been wonderfully fooled and blinded by their successful 1-2 to 3-2 recovery and pre-playoff statements given by either their captain or their coach.
By now many of you are either concocting a scolding remark or some insult, all of which I must now face head-on as I'm certainly deserving of all and any of them on this truly unremarkable and sad day.
BUT.
I've come here today to issue a public apology to the aforementioned gentleman. His foresight I shouldn't have questioned and his statements I shouldn't have doubted. He was right and I, to put it bluntly, was a simpleton blinded by my own foolishness and pride. Lulled by one of the deadly sins that allowed me to, with sheer audacity I might add, imply and believe that I'd come to know and understand the scene better than Mr. >>2000911 does.
I was wrong, dead wrong and for that I apologize.
Thank you for your time. That'd be all.

Lets talk about how the MongolZ threw the first 2 games of EPL

while you cry about skins getting manipulated chinese cs fans are using AI to date donk

Location: Stockholm
Venue: ESL Studio
Date: 11th of October 2025
Time: 8:45 GMT-5

>>2005368
>w0nderfully fooled
many such cases
I hereby note reception of your apology, and deem it more than adequate in its promptness, length, eloquence, and contriteness. pleasure doing business with you

Dayum. The team that lost to 3dmax nonetheless. What the fuck did chopperhally cook there exactly.

>>2005463
Their only strat wasn't working, donk wasn't donking.

this isn't pretty

>>2005496
Watch as karrigan picks Overpass out of nowhere.

If it's Vitality in the grands then it'll be like I said 3-0/3-1 against whoever it is they'll be facing. So I'm kind of in favor of Faze being there.

BTFO

Should CS pros adopt the jargon culture used by militaries / high stress specialized fields?
I'm not saying they should be 1:1 adopting the jargon, saying useless shit in-game like "two tangos KIA on bravo". But I feel like they should have some incomprehensible jargon that sounds like Speedtalk.

>>2005578
they do except the jargon is team/sub-culture/language group specific

>>2005582
wtf is the logic behind those numbers

Kick w0nderf00l. And by kick I mean literally kick him in the face for throwing the mouz game.

>>2005578
Diggity.

>>2005463
everyone just played badly and everyone on faze played well

>>2005589
theres literally no one to replace him with after he retires from cranial injuries

>>2005560
well that fucking sucks
saw it coming from a mile away tho
fuck saudis

>>2005602

get someone like regali

rip meinz

my dick hurts from all the jacking off I did last night to the faze spirit game
any ideas? a remedy would be nice

The OG donk?

>>2005650
fucking typical danedog making everything about himself

>>2005652
felt good
nu forstår jeg hvorfor folk bruger så hårde vendinger

>>2005650
>tick:128.0
vgh....

>>2005396
Mouz lost 7 times against prime Vitality before they finally won.

You're done for falcuck.

https://www.hltv.org/news/42916/pgl-cancel-august-26-event-after-ewc-expansion

kek just yesterday I mentioned ts >>2004991

guess I should update this since they changes the meaning of the star, but I'm just too lazy

>>2005658
We will fucking r8pe yvo

>>2005650
>be part of the (almost) prime Astralis
>carry them to their first major ever
>have insider insight into the team and the management
>"damn, these niggas ain't gonna win shit"
>leave for fucking North
>Astralis gets magisk as a cope replacement and becomes the dynasty of CS:GO
has there ever been a bigger KWABOOTY that this guy?

>>2005662
He only got mvp because of the grand final, device was carrying more before the final iirc

>>2005663
yes, but device (and others) choked hard in the final, which was usual for the TSM core
meanwhile kjaerbye locked in and carried their asses over the finish line. I don't think it's uncalled to say that he won them the major itself.

and there it is, complete admission that they can and do nudge ratings to "fix" them

>>2005496
FaZe magic doesn't care about that

New photos for our lads
rain didn't get one, seems like he won't be around even if they win the event

>>2005675
donk also got fucked by the system a round but they didnt change that
this is fucking retarded

>>2005675
At least he admitted it's a mistake, i didn't expect that

>>2005681
he's doing it only for zywoo because he believes awpers are always the best players.
he says it constantly in his talks. it's weird.

>>2005387
who was that guy again that publicly said chinese women are easy?

what do WE think about this week?

>>2005660
yeah EWC just doesn't hit as hard
I ALMOST think stars should be regulated

>>2005675
kwab

lol entire Falcons seem to be deluded about inferno, Niko yesterday in the interview and now m0nesy, and they keep picking it so must be zonic too (and possibly kyxsan)

>xertion vs kyosucki staring contest
I feel bad for the kid
he doesn't know what xertion knows

>losing staring contest to a guy with man boobs
that's your GOAT?

why are they speaking english?

fuuuuuuck

why are we picking Inferno?

we siding with israel on this one

Falcons pistol rounds lmao

lets go moussies :)

falcons unironically need 1 more superstar

>>2005745
falcons unironically need to kick teses so I can root for him again

even as a mouz fan, i have to beg falcons to stop playing inferno

>>2005747
trvke

>>2005737
>why are we picking a free map win

>>2005748
falcons might be the only team I can tolerate picking inferno
and that's just because of the retard factor. no other team can fuck up as bad falcons on inferno

>>2005747
why cant you root for him now?

anchor default knife meta?

>>2005753
because
>racism
>niko
>ruining the scene
>kyosucky spam
fuck falcons

Falcons either get blown out or choke a huge lead on Inferno

lmao they rushing to kill Xertion on triple and nobody even cares to look at coffins
fucking hell Falcons are so bad for a "superstar" team

>kwabferno
s1mply not watching.

lol

Fucking m0NKESY

Lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
those few months Falcons were good and making grand finals it's so obvious these shitters were overperforming like hell

>>2005758
respect Arab culture please, being a bigot is just ugly

KEK

monesy's gonna pay for that in bed

>>2005763
our inside man

>>2005766
being arab is ugly
fuck them

Inferno is a sell

holy rapino

1 round! #FalconsAreHere

>>2005774
#FlyingHigh rn

s1mplebros??

>>2005776
you don't follow the news?
dev1ce is going into intensive care for a while

>>2005650
Best UI of all time
And the jumpscare sound tho

wtf are you doing dumb jew

xertioN sold what should have been a won round

>>2005776
its Saturday bro, party time

#falconsarehere
#falconsarequeer

CACAWWWW!!!!!

Choko is so carried it's unreal
the most carried player who's considered a carry and superstar by the community

#FalconsAreHere #SaveGaza

>>2005784
he is igl

Do people hate Niko because hes handsome, rich, good at the game, and has two twink slaves?Or am I missing something

>>2005789
off yourself

you cant cheat on LAN

>>2005786
false-flagging pedo
you're almost as bad as desert niggers

Why do people pretend to like particular things for attention here now?
Back in my day, I remember contrarians having real conviction no matter the outcome of a match.

What a crazy call. Zero margin for error

>>2005795
obsessed zio-brained cunt, fuck off.

>>2005788
we hate people like you, you disgusting piece of human garbage
fuck off and don't come back

Mouz sold

>>2005776
Didn’t bc game only buy out his remaining Navi time? It should be about up

Brollan was calling well this half but they just lost the important duels
they still win on T side i think

these mouz rats didnt expect falchads rushing a lmao

>>2005799
>obsessed zio-brained
lol?
if you stopped pedo posting maybe people would take you seriously

catJAM

I sincerely can't believe I miss Australia vs China posting everyday over modern magog.

>>2005810
shartygate really did a number on the 'gog

it was our covid

>>2005803
brollan doesn't call much on ct but this is one of the few maps where he has a solid t side and failclowns has a terrible ct side

>>2005810
>modern magog.
aka anonymous hltv with swearwords

>>2005806
>pedo
Innocent until proven guilty in a court of law (not by some redditor like you)

>>2005812
>shartygate
it didn't do shit
the influx happened way before that
only thing that changed with shartygate was the disappearance of chink anon

That Tyloo major run really did a number on the ausissy I fear

>>2005813
then who is calling stacks on inferno if not the IGL?

>finally win a pistol
>lose the conversion
lmao

>>2005821
it COULD have been brollan but most likely xertion

>>2005818
You mean the soul of the general.

Is it strange to anyone else that karrigans polish wife is a "mental coach" for a polish team and then faze hires one of the poles.... makes me wonder

>>2005818
how was there an influx? did someone post about this over there?

>>2005815
you're the jewiest of posters on this board

>>2005820
>capitalisation
Sorry, but you will never be him.

brainmogged

>>2005827
Yes we already agreed that he got a % of the sale from betclic for facilitating it

Worst call possible in that scenario

>>2005829
yes
it was bad. Then manletsnake mentioned it on a podcast and it got even worse

>>2005827
we've discussed this and unanimously came to the conclusion that yakub is karrigan's wife's bf

>>2005831
Yes, I am.

well done Ludvig

man dogesy sucks

>>2005837
>yes
>it was bad.
proofs?

>>2005841
>punctuation too
Sorry pal, he called anyone who used that Australian.
Try better.

>>2005840
in your dreams

>>2005840
>>2005833
well which is it?

>>2005845
>proofs?
you, for example

>>2005846
kek I was the one who buckbroke him with my punctuation

>>2005849
both

>>2005846
china number one! Fryquest sucks...

>>2005851
Yet you used none in your post.

>>2005850
faggot

yall niggas bitchin about ts as if it’s not better now than only having a general twice a year for majors
I’m grateful for magog

>>2005662
>>2005673
what's funny is that until that major they were constant chokers who always fell short, and kjaerbye put them on his back and walked over the finish line as dev1ce asphyxiated and ghosted once again
if he doesn't pop off and show them they could win, there's a >0% chance the astralis dynasty never happens or happens completely differently

>>2005856
and?

>>2005851
No; that was me.

brollan is the worst T side caller ever

brollan is overcooking so much, holy fuck

>inferno win
falcons is the best team in the world now

-xertion

>>2005866
this is usually his best map but this is a disaster

Mouz's mid-round calling has been terrible this map

that's why he's the GOAT rifler

teses toggled the immortality cheat

PLEASE TESES
LEAVE THAT DISGUSTING TEAM SO I CAN CHEER WHEN YOU DO SHIT LIKE THAT

>>2005858
We had threads last for months where people would only talk about the game and events instead of the current shit.
So no it was better because you can't comprehend a thread going days without a post.

>>2005876
why are they disgusting?

scoreline is 9-11

who wins?

>>2005858
zoomer brain should be an official diagnose

>>2005881
Jews

>>2005858
rope

>>2005881
historically, the isreali team

>>2005879
>brown
>smelly
>money over soul
>niko
stop asking pajeet. You're not gonna get a much different answer

when is we playing 10mans on cobble

>>2005888
I heard it is next up for active duty

holy shit niko is stupid

What a ridiculous round

eufag here
is it time to buy VOO?

>>2005887
I hate n0k0 though
>t.sir

>>2005892
>>>/biz/

>>2005892
not norweigan, not danish, and not QUITE swedish
I'm betting finnish with some swedish roots

>>2005892
does she have a penis?

>>2005892
Yes

>>2005894
i mean i hate that board
full of jeet shills for shitcoins

>even in a good position players never try retakes
Would making Inferno's bombsites harder to defend make retakes more common? I know rotation time is still a problem but it should help a bit

was he really 10-1?

lol Niko throwing

13 11

kek what a retarded play

failclown sisters, we don't give them ot, right???

>>2005899
>making Inferno's bombsites harder to defend
they already tried that with the open window in church/construction
nobody cares. Everyone is just playing save simulator and is somehow ok with it

inferno is 100% ct sided

>>2005914
not for falcons

Will nero give monesy a little rating bump after this?

ot :)

Torszi tried his hardest to choke

inferno is such a joke map
bring back cache or vertigo NOW

Spinx having to overperform to make up for xertioN playing like crap

>>2005920
open up the skybox

>>2005920
don't know how cache functions in current cs, but I'd much rather have vertigo back than inferno...
preferably, inferno should've got canned instead of anubis

>>2005921
classic xertion under pressure

monesy has a hella punchable face

how the fuck did they not kill niko there, two players spraying a full clip into him
mouz are really chokers

>>2005927
goat rifler aura

Torshit...

fuck you xertion fucking retard

HOLY CINEMA

nawwwww

Total throw from xertioN again

baby goat :D

goatsi try to win a singular clutch challenge

Falcons will still lose

>"Nice Ilya, I'll come in your asshole tonight""
Wtf, why did Niko say this?

ah ah uh uh feel it in my body when ya
ah ah uh uoh

m0nesy and torzsi 1v1 awp duel in site is the zoomer version of kennys and jw

>>2005941
torzsi is not a top 3 awper

>>2005941
torzsi's name does not belong among the other 3

that's why he clears botwoo

my moussies :(

>>2005942
neither was jw

LMFAOOO

MOUZ ARE SHIT HOLY FUCK

don't even need to see ancient
faze vitality waiting room

Mouz are the anti-clutch team when it truly matters.

Didn't expect them to win inferno, that means they're gonna lose their own map pick+decider.

jesus fucking christ mouz
that should have been a 3-0 T half and at worst 4-1 win in overtime

this team should go to some buddhist temple for a year and meditate with monks every day then come back to CS, i have no explanation how a team can be play structurally like one of the best teams but always lose like this

>>2005955
spinx must be so sick of this team atp

>>2005955
Massive awp diff

niggas were waiting for another 5v3 webm but instead they got godnesy raping that shitter of torshit

>>2005956
>i have no explanation how a team can be play structurally like one of the best teams but always lose like this
nerves
jimi, spinx, and even brollan are ok under pressure but xertion and torzshit take turns folding like lawn chairs

>>2005962
yeah lol i meant to say no other* explanation, kinda hinting with the meditation thing that it's all a big mental problem

does torzshit even deserve to get into top 20?

>>2005969
he deserves to get into guantanamo bay

Mouz Ancient WR 33%
Falcons Ancient WR 100%

I don't think Mouz have this

play-offs only

THE RAPED

man why does falcons suck at pistols so much

>force headarmor because of m4
i've thought about this, isn't it kinda good to have m4 on t, especially if you know cts are low on money?

>>2005982
I’ve died one too many times to getting wall banged with no head and dying because I’m aimpunched that I will never go without full armor now

got recommended this
perhaps i should try

>>2005986
I do this and im mongolian

>>2005987
We know, mzinho

man n0k0

>>2005990
don't slander mzingoat

stinx sold that so hard

Who are the good guys of cs?

>>2005997
g2
faze was before they kicked rain

Mouz aren't even studio merchants anymore

>>2005997
atm vitality, mongolz, g2, gentle mates

>>2005997
Liquid
Inner Circle
Legacy
HOTU
Everyone in top 10 is a bad guy

>>2005997
the Danes

>>2006004
Reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>2006003
>vitality

>>2005997
g2
furia
falcons

>>2006007
No thanks, I don't come over on a 1st date

>>2006009
yes
yes
ok, you lost me

>>2006011
you cant name 1 reason why falcons (the players) are bad guys

>>2005997
>>2006005
danedogs ftw

>>2005997
Vita before they went international
G2 with 2023 roster
Faze in 2022
Navi before booml4 fucked some whore
current Furia
Spirit if they kick chopper and bring back zont1x and magixx
Mongolz before they won a trophy and ruin their underdog appeal
3dmax

>bad guys
Mouz because auraless
Aurora because turkish fans will threaten your family over banter
Liquid for keeping nertz
VP for sucking ass
Heroic because their CM is insufferable

>clowns of cs
Astralis
Failclowns

who's the sissy that reports people for nothing?

>>2006004
>HOTU
I thought that frontales guy was a cheater

Kyousuke trying not to stare at Xertion's tits challenge {FAILED}

>>2006012
niko

>>2006008
they'll always remain the good guys as long as apex is on the team

Current good guys (objective list)

G2
NAVI
3DMAX
Astralis
Liquid
Faze as soon as they kick fattigan
Tyloo
Gentle Mates
Parivision if they stop matchfixing

>>2006023
>NAVI
stopped reading there

>>2006017
he's brazilian

I've not taken a bath in ten days and changed sheets in over a month. Help.

>>2006023
>team with an albanian
>the more boring chink team
>gambling org team
>good guys

>>2006017
not me(unironically, I don't be doin dat shi dat some hoe ass shit)

>>2006017
too much of a pussy to reply
I hope you drown in curry and cow shit you little cunt

>>2006023
>good guys
>Astralis with jabbi
>Navi with wonderful
>gentlemates
I don't think you even believe this.

#FALCONSAREHERE

>>2006031
kek it literally wasn't me I don't do that pussy ass shit but now I'm glad get fucked bitchassnigga

Ah fuck it's looking like it's vita vs falcons and vita winning it all again 3-1.

>monesy is good again
fuark falcons might win, this wasn't in my plan

ez4falcons

>>2006039
vitality winning is boring but failclowns losing is fun so it evens out

>>2006021
niko is not a bad guy

>>2006043
Nah they'll choke and shit themselves when it matters like they always do.

OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE? OW TEE?

Lmao who was seething here? Torzi? xertion?

the Good Guys won

Allah has brought us this victory today

baby goat :)

neineineineineinein

moussies :(

>>2006053
xertion and he was obviously joking around

With jews you lose (unless they're backed up by like every single first world government

no idea why teses is 1.90

>>2006065
uhh cause he just is okay!?

>>2006065
Because of the swing.

>>2006029
wasn't directed at you, pedo anon
>>2006038
wasn't directed at you, curry anon

he wrote like a jeet, so I just called him one
(had to wait for a ban block to expire... the absolute state of magog)

This actually could be close tho.

fucking trashy retard wearing short shorts should be fired

>>2006071
But me, the jeet, agreed with you >>2005893

>falcons win
>racist has a meltie
Oh la la

>>2006077
understandable

>>2006063
i hope they finally realize that brollan is not a good caller at some point and he goes back to being a lurker in some other team

Zywoo doesn't fuck these up. I don't think falcons stand any chance if their games against mouz are this close while mouz themselves are shittier than ever.

-jimpfat
+Rain

I don't see any other way for the mice

parivision won 2-0 vs gentle mates

>>2006090
latinofags in shambles

>>2006090
Well, that settles it then. Jame>Vitality.

>>2006089
jimi is not the problem

>>2006089
-torszi
+simspool

Xertion is so bad at fragging he couldn't even manage to murder an innocent palestinian child if he was handed a bomb.

>>2006090
they really wanted that revenge after gentle mates chimped out on them after winning at starladder

>>2006093
then who
>>2006096
just a slump

>mouz vs falcons
>faze vs vita
damn, worst semi-finals possible

I miss snax...
anywhere else than the server, that is

>>2006100
xertion or brollan
xertion has gotten worse because he has to call on ct and brollan's t-sides are awful

I'm sorry but faze's run literally ends here and I don't think they're gonna get far at the major either.

>>2006112
I still believe in Brollan IGL + Sycrone coach

i hope faze wins so tomorrow niko rapes and gapes karribot

>check mouz' results
>just cluj-napoca
why can't they win?

>>2006118
>win the one event good teams don't attend

why are freyas shoulders wider than her hips

>>2006123
sexo

I don't think it'd be possible to overcome Vitality as team of the year, unless Spirit literally win every remaining tournament they're attending.

>>2006129
it would be close if spirit wins the rest of the tournaments they attend and vitality dont make any more finals
but that's it

fuck snitches

>>2006115
i don't, and i like brollan

>>2006138
okay who would you have igl?

>>2006129
who the hell would wanna go here

my bro is gonna hand ohne a ** map

>>2006142
fuck you

>30 minutes
I hate locked schedules

>>2006142
no one, that's why they got cancelled

>>2006144
is he wrong?

>>2006141
idk and i think the drought of good igls is the only reason they've stuck to that plan as long as they have

this is boring

admit it, ropz
your jealous
it's ok :)

>>2006129
I still don't know how Spirit won Cologne and that other tournament after the break
they were so fucking mid but everyone else was even midder somehow

>>2006169
spotify.exe will be updated and ready for the major

>>2006026
what's your weight

not as hyped as yesterday for some reason, but still pretty hoped
LFG

>>2006142
Actual sir here unlike this falseflagger >>2006144

Lowkey I don't blame teams for skipping events after the TOs took so long to pay the winners. I think one of the teams even withdrew from the tournament.

>>2006169
because vitality had a disaster game vs mouz and for some reason spirit just btfo'd mouz hard in finals

IT'S TIME FOR THE UNDENIABLY MOST FUN TEAM TO WATCH TO PLAY

>>2006180
woah is that real

>>2006183
really wouldn't wanna visit that shithole, but it's really funny when teams do
I remember hindunet going on the offensive against some russian team (VP? don't remember) for posting about the experience
extremely funny
yet jeets didn't manage to be as unhinged as brazilians, turks or even chinks

That's the Twistzz impact

s1mple is supposedly in china, fl4mus was standing in for bc game today, he's either replacing headtr1ck or ultimate

is twistzz elite?

>>2006196
is usb-c standard goat'ed?

>>2006195
what the hell is the goat doing in china

karrigan calling is so ass
fucking retire

Herbaut

>>2006200
I just told you, CAC is happening in 3 days

Why is it so hard to convert a pistol win?
Teams should stop buying rifles altogether on CT and just hold close angles with pistols

>>2006200
standing in for lynn
z4kr kicked after the allegations

Another karrigan deagle round

>>2006192
to be fair after that video was posted they were moved to a much nicer place with actual tables

but it shouldn't have happened in the first place

okay this is over
f0ze sucks

>>2006205
that used to be the case when t's got better buys if they lost with a plant, probably a good idea still in certain cases

>>2006212
faze magic baby

this is gonna be a classic

man i really want to root for faze but they make it so hard with the constant backstabbing

messi needs to wake tf up

These FaZe forcebuys must be so frustrating to play against.

>>2006217
>constant backstabbing
Like what?

>>2006211
fair
still really funny tho

>>2006222
first broky then elige then rain

>>2006222
look what they did to ropz

lol this is sold

FOR FUCK'S SAKE FAZE
PLEASE JUST KILL VITALITY

>>2006173
I'm underweight.

>>2006227
oh yeah I forgot the incompetency

letting go of twistzz and ropz

>>2006222
>Like what?
like nothing
just engagement farmers pretending to care about fantastical delusions

>>2006192
>VP? don't remember
It was betboom

>>2006234
oh right
thanks
more teams should make vods like that when going to 3rd world countries (except brazil)

herculeswoo

holy godwoo

>>2006233
you are being willfully ignorant and frankly misinformed

repeat after me
GODWOOOOOOOOOOO GODWOOOOOOOOOO

>>2006226
So nothing.
>>2006233
Yea, should've seen it coming.

Atlaswoo carries the world

>>2006238
and yet I'm right
says a lot about society

>>2006244
and yet you ruminate in said society... interesting

botkty

bro just wait 1 minute to plant

more aggression, broky. Please

-rain
-broky
+jcobbb
+?

kek faze really thought they were getting somewhere at the start

Faze only won meme rounds, it's cool to watch but you can't win a game only on that

lol

MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII MEZII

broky's not clutch at all today

I hate Vitality SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

Botky back to his old ways

>mezzi online
f0ze sisters, i don't feel so good...

>>2005892
yes, it's a solid investment that will only continue to grow

>that Apex m4 spray
Just like me:)

>cpu usage raised
>ram flushed
>continue

>>2006211
>to be fair after that video was posted they were moved to a much nicer place with actual tables
"to be fair after that article was posted esea took the bitcoin miner out of the client"

rain and broky really threw that 2v1 hard

>inferno after this
okay im done

GODWOO

>>2006233
faggot
>>2006240
giga faggot

This is so joever
Quickest 2-0 in CS2 history

herculeswoo CAN'T be stopped

jesus christ Zywoo

Well this is over

I fear the rain last dance ends here

Yeah of course. Faze are dogshit.

>>2006276
cry about it you impotent updoot farmer

>3-11
bros...

>>2006288
>accuse them that which you're guilty of

f0ze's map pick btw

I still believe!
it'll hurt twice as much when they let me down, but that's the price of being a delusional faze fan

>>2006293
Damn right.

>>2006291
thanks for the advice rabbi
but no

its happening

SIGNATURE COMEBACK FAZE STYLE BOYS

Zywoo missed the palace molly my GOAT is washed

13-4

HERE COMES BROKY WITH THE PLASTIC CHAIR

>>2006302
Uhh?..

Twistzz having to carry the corpse of FaZe as far as he can

Chopper, you goddamn retard...

>>2006293
that's the spirit

Yeah.

>>2006312
>spirit

>>2006313
>jcobbbstats

goatky

Of course the schizomaxxer was prepared for that

BROKY FUCKING HAD THAT
lol
how in fucking hell did he have that?

>>2006316
Brother FaZe being dogshit on Inferno has nothing to do with jakub. B site is basically free with karrigan and frozen there.

how the fuck did broky expect that?

Those two saved AKs were huge

>>2006318
>>2006319
>>2006322
cl0p?

huge multi from FlameZ, gg

>>2006324
watch the game idiot

LOL

>>2006321
we'll see

>>2006324
Round 18

FAZE UP NIGGERS

>falcons 2-0
EVIL PREVAILS

if faze had prime simple they would win

>>2006334
Jews lost though?

>>2006326
>>2006330
he was probably just checking ramp

faze doesnt need prime simple

>>2006338
evil prevailing against evil
we truly live in a society

>>2006344
It's lesser evil.

>>2006344
its a doggy dog world

>>2006345
The lesser evil is MOUZ.

faze clutch factor + the prevalence of ct side comebacks in this game = OT at least

>>2006351
nta
no.

>>2006351
dependable

>>2006353
11-13 confirmed by this post

gonna be 11-13
broky missing and losing the map

THIS IS WHAT I COME HERE FOR

FAZE UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP

>>2006357
idiota

I'm sorry for doubting FaZe magic

OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT

Faze is genuinely God's chosen team.

damn the game is fire, you can feel the tension

FAZE MAGIC

>>2006351
Nah bro. 109.

>LE F0ZE MAGIC XD
they're gonna lose ot vs vitality just like last time

but the thing is karrigan is gonna choke like he always do tee bee eich

>>2006367
>feel the tension
important faze games are like one long kegel exercise

K I N G M E Z I I

did the planting sound not play just now?

>bringing it back all the way
>only to lose te first round of OT
What is this called?

>>2006370
fuck off windows chan

I'm not gay, but does anyone else want to se Rain shirtless? Imagine this absolute specimen after a chest-splitting pump in the gym all hot and sweaty. The guy is a unit and undoubtedly shoots as hard as he fucks. He's my daddy and he is yours too.

>>2006376
dunno but it happens all the time

>>2006376
>What is this called?
bringing it back all the way only to lose the first round of OT

>>2006378
sorry buddy the official daddy here is niko

>>2006351
absolutely

falcucks are delusional

>>2006376
pressure

>frozen just walking around on bomb with knife out
why

What is this info play by Zywo
Check him pc

thank god broky

You had to hold your breath there

f0ze are done lmao

faze choke with that smoke

Losing that 5v2 fucked over FaZe so hard

>>2006394
>f0ze
go back

>missing util in ot
they deserve to lose

>>2006400
go back

what did they mean by this?

insane play
love it

>0pex
KWAB
alright this feels like old faze, that's some jks-ropz shit right there

twistzz is really trying but f0ze is so fucking garbage

>>2006403
lol

apex is an old men he can't be relied on like that

Kind of sad Twistzz had to waste some of his peak years on Liquid

broky is unironically a schizo, what the fuck is that plant spot, what the fuck is that position with the awp

>>2006403
TaeKwonDo

>>2006403
countdown of Samson Option
don't google it

i fucking love faze clan

This match
Crazy

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT

GODKY

god I love being delustional

Reminder: This version of FaZe will not continue after this tournament.

Faze will legit never lose once they re against the wall, they can only lose when you expect them to be good.

>>2006422
don't care
live in the moment anon

LFG

MAXIMUM KINO

u guys remember the last like 2 years of GO where every fuckin match would go OT?
we're what, 2 years into this version and it's been like this again for nearly a year

calling it right now
4 overtimes

>>2006431
I wouldn't mind
except I've got to take a piss and really don't want to miss anything

>>2006431
3 actually

broky's sense for ropz's lurks is ridiculous

goatky type read

bruh

RAPEX TYPE SHIT

broky is so fucking switched on
it's against the best team in the world, so it's not like he's farming. But he's really feeling it

apEX rolling back the years

nice toggle 0p0x. just like back in the days with shox

>>2006440
botky type clutch

that is what seperates the CHOKE igls (plural) and the GOAT igl (singular)

come on, give me 3ot

The next map is going to be a complete blowout, just watch

>>2006451
twistzz

K I N O
I
N
O

3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT

FAZE KINO IS BACK

Keeno

lmao wtf
f0ze magic is real

holy moley

PULSE CHECK
how's yours doing, anons?

Mirage in OT is so fucking peak, remind me of austin major opening map.

>>2006465
wall

>>2006465
shaved 3 or 4 years off my lifespan already and the first map isn't even over

>>2006465
you forgot to link https://onlineheartrate.com/
65 but that's high for me

what a game goddamn

that anon said FOUR ot's. i'm lookin for SIX

its ok next tourney they gonna have jcob back and lose everything

Zywoo entrying with awp in 5 man execute

ayo tw0stzz?

>>2006469
live fast or die fast
traffic's horrible

nice game from everyone

BOYS JUST KILL THAT FAT FUCK, IT'S NOT HARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

goatky

GODKY

>>2006472
nah I'm feeling a closeout here

niggas unironically celebrating mid v mid

>>2006480
truly is
I fucking love this
final is 100% not gonna live up to this no matter who wins

>pulling out nades in 1v1
LMAO

That's my Canadian

MY VEGAN GOAT

MEZII GOATED BUT TWISTZZ GOATED N SCROTED

BASED clutch

twisted

twistzz

twistzz mog showcase (PART 1/2)
they gonna win this map and the next

I LOVE BELIEVING I DON'T WANT TO STOP BELIEVING

i love this gay nigga like you wouldn't believe

Why ropz ghostin hmmmmm?

KINO HOLY SHIT

LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO LET'S FUCKING GO

I don't like this.

HOLY BASED

holy kino

I NEVER STOPPED WATCHING EVEN AT 3-11 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

faze up

fuck you ropz
ghost of estonia

i think veganism is the way to go

I don't even have words.... just orgasms

Valve should award Faze 500k per tourney for being the only fucking team that delivers content in this dog ass game.

Twistzz life game, VItality in 3

These are the finals/

>>2006513
I did
Tuned in again right before the 12-12

>>2006489
this game clears Falcons entire existence in CS2

>>2006511
Absolute carried bot btw

>>2006423
f0zeniggas will say shit like this ignoring the 9/10 times they get raped with single digit round wins.

Considering the last maps TL had against Vitality where Twistzz was hard carrying but the team could never close, that must have felt good

>>2006520
every good game is a lifegame to you sorry fucks
just enjoy the kino anon

>>2006518
holy glaze, they haven't had a game like this in ages

Faze up

botz faze agent

>>2006524
No because his calls give Twistzz the confidence to frag out like maniac.
It's the perfect system.

Fazing rn..

it's so fucking funny that the first faze comms are 17-18 after vitality ones at 3-10, because they were anticipating having to paint a narrative of a vitality win, so they didn't prep any from the comeback as it happened

>>2006529
let him be happy
we got old school faze back :)

>>2006526
Ropz knows hes gonna get banned for matchfixing if he does it again right?

>>2006526
>102.9 adr
>in a 42 round game

>>2006535
a bit schizo, but you do make sense
I don't mind it. I love my underdogs

>>2006526
>>2006531
I told you ropz is still a FaZe player.

>>2006526
these stats have no fucking implication of how important rain was for getting the economy difference in place for the ct comeback

>>2006528
Honestly, I was just shitposting. I just love the term "lifegame". Its so smug and condescending, also non-sensical because you shouldn't have multiple lifegames but people spam that word all the time on hltv.
You're 100% right, this game is kino and I'm rooting for my fellow Canadian.

i still believe in the Woo

>>2006544
>hltv
there's your problem

>11-7
twistzz humbled this fake goat

>>2006540
it's not schizo at all, production has to edit the little snippets as they happen to cut out dead air, they primarily show comms from the winning team if both are in english, and they didn't think faze was making like a 3-11 comeback

I think we can all agree with one thing: Never put an US player in FaZe ever again.

>>2006546
>i still believe in the Woo
hard not to
he's so fucking goat'ed it's ridiculous. ropz as well
I still have hope for faze magic tho

>>2006532
He didn’t call anything at all

>>2006544
>>2006552
>my fellow Canadian
there's your problem

He hungers.

>>2006548
Its fun reading the shitslinging there from time to time.

Sorry to say but faze aren't winning this. But at least we get to see all 3 maps.

>karrigan declined to do a inferno strats bit
what does he have planned?

>>2006555
We literally got a cam shot of him looking to his left and saying "holy shit nice fucking call". Shut the fuck up.

>>2006561
Nah, he didnt call anything and got carried

>>2006561
>engaging with rage farmers
you're worse than he is
be better

>>2006564
factually incorrect
no esports twink could carry karrigan, he's too fucking fat

MY FUCKING GOD
she looks so fucking hot in that outfit

>>2006566
I apologize for my mistake. After watching that whole match I got too dizzy and didn't notice it, only now.

KEK THIS SKIT

IM GUNNA SAY IT

KINO????

WTF LMAO

>>2006573
noooo
shut it down!

Ahahah actually willing to confront the NHH

>>2006573
lol
you actually got it right
didn't think they'd go there

Is this about NHH?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy fucking kino i can't believe they did that

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

Anyone's got the clips they were referencing?

ESL guy if you're reading this
you're allowed to milk Chernobyl multiple times
not just once

>>2006531
>>2006541
>>2006538
>>2006539

lmao

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE RETARDED

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOLD?

My retards...

>guys, first round was to easy
>turn your brains off for round 2
what the actual fuck

Two guys looking in the same place looking at the same place is some insane silver level shit

Just like my 5 stack :)

>>2006091
But hey are from Spain

man just buy tec9s it's fucking inferno

>>2006594
That really felt like a "I played with him so much I KNOW he's going to come banana" moment.

welcome to Faze

how many force buys has faze won so far, like 6?

Forcebuy wars again

>>2006603
motherfuckers

Liquid Palmares in the last years
>transformed cadian from top3 IGL to retired analyst
>made nertz go from top14 player to washed bum
>made siuhy irrelevant after Mouz became top5 team with him
>Kept Naf 3 years too long despite this sloth not giving a shit
>Allowed twistzz to igl
>Allowed twistzz to pickup ultimate from tier4 polish scene
>Somehow made twistzz look like an average player
You have brain damage if you think Liquid are the good guys.

>>2006598
dont doubt twistzz (feat. karrigan) calls

>>2006605
not enough
FORCE FORCE FORCE

come on where are you standing mezii

>>2006609
did deagles do anything though? they just lost duels, the ak's did everything.

>>2006614
are you done doubting?

>>2006611
oh great now we have a resident satania poster as well

fuck off

>>2006608
>Allowed twistzz to pickup ultimate from tier4 polish scene
only point where I can't really blame them
all other points are pure incompetence

>>2006608
The OG Falcons curse...

>>2006616
posted her because of the gun
I know I'm not on /g anon

BUILDING UP BANK

be mindful of the jew

faze gonna lose like 8 in a row then make a comeback and itll be a sweep

why even try to challenge a deagle when youve won the round? he isn't gonna use that next round.
now you lost $8k good job

>>2006585
https://x.com/BrianCS_/status/1951345299940589756

Karrigan mogs Apex

reminder if Faze win here it will only lead to future disaster. rain should intentionally lose now since jcobb is the new 5th member. he shouldn’t cause issues for the org by forcing them to pick between him and jcobb. it’s also for the fans because if rain stays they’ll think he’s a better vibe but the next major will just be a disaster since his whole EPL run was a fluke and he’s been lifegaming every match

>>2006631
sybau polish nigga

>>2006630
apEX mogged karrigan on Mirage, now it's time for karrigan to mog.

>>2006627
kek

>>2006631
don't care; didn't read
vodkanigger

okay this is gg
now vitality got bank rest of the ct side

>>2006616
>oh great now we have a resident satania poster as well
based
iToddlers already shaking

>>2006631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDyOweu-PA

>>2006616
Should I reveal my identity as well?

it's over for f0ze, Vitality takes this 13-4 ez

>topfragging
>no knife
reported

Karrigan made a play wow very rare

v0t0l0t0 sisters??

it's been like a year since I last watched a match this exciting
I'm so fucking happy the vegan is back

damn theyre doing it

>>2006631
vodka vodka dirty toilet, go see quick

>>2006652
All 2 FaZe vs Vitality matches this year were good. Last one with a stinky 3rd map but the first 2 were great.

>>2006653
Is it a CT sided map? I usually don't play or watch Inferno

>>2006656
they're always good
but this time it actually seems like they have chance

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
uhhhhhhhhhhhh 2tards?

Wouldn't be a FaZe game without a few dumb lost rounds

ARMORLESS PISTOLS
ARMORLESS PISTOLS
ARMORLESS PISTOLS
ARMORLESS PISTOLS
ARMORLESS PISTOLS
ARMORLESS PISTOLS

just picked the longest nose hair ever out of my schnoz
wished for a faze win and blew it away

.........

holy fucking shit
stop turning your backs to jews ffs

>>2006652
why's the picture of vitality when they killed the scene for most of that time

wtf was that

awpex

>>2006669
>killed the scene
what?

>>2006670
AWPEX

should've been 8-4

and this is twistzz playing in 16:9
imagine when he switch back to 4:3

>>2006675
it's a faze game bro

isn't ropz the 2nd awper on Vitality
i only ever see apEX with a scout on force rounds

>>2006675
They lost the follow up as well.

>>2006631
It's similar to when G2 won Dallas 2024 with Stewie instead of Hooxi out of nowhere.
If Faze wins, they bring jcobb back for chengdu and if he sucks dick and they bomb, bring back rain to the roster instead of him.

>>2006673
there was like 1 good vitality final before the playerbreak and I skipped it because most of them had been boring as sin

>>2006685
being a great team isn't "killing the scene"
it's elevating it
astralis didn't kill the scene, they made it better

ROBBED

>>2006688
based knower
scene at the end of 2019 was peak, but then covid killed everything

>>2006688
and you actually believe that shit too

O CANADA

MY FUCKING VEGAN

TODAY IM VEGAN

twistzz IS SO FUCKING GOOD

BASED

astralis cheated (they literally cheated)
vitality cheated (stake bought their season)

why mezii

VAN DULKEN

>>2006690
2019 wasn't peak astralis, it was the beginning of the end for them

Please fucking let Rain win this, its all I want

twistzz is still vegan? respect

Elige WAS the problem, huh?

Honeymoon period. Twistzz will go back to normal come major. Faze is a boomer dying team.

>>2006691
yes

>>2006702
can you read?

>>2006703
To have that you need to be mindful of the burden of the potential of giving Falcons (kyousuke ver.) their first trophy.

>>2006707
he has the old man karrigan buff now

>>2006707
twistzz is 1.16 vs top 20 this year
he was great in liquid too

GRANDPA APEX TIME TO RETIRE

Is this Twistzz first tournament back with Faze?

>>2006718
Yea.

For maximum comedy I want to see FaZe's management run back to rain and ask him to join permanently after seeing this run

>>2006708
you enjoying watching cs more now than in march?

>>2006702
retard
I know there's an exciting game going on, but don't reply if you can't comprehend

>>2006715
1.16 != dropping 45 against vitality on mirage. If he had 35 they wouldn't have won that map.

man dogzen dogshit

my filipinO KING

>>2006724
I enjoy good games
as to whether 3-5 top teams can take out the no.1 team just makes it more exciting. There's a reason stories have an antagonist

Jesus CHRIST TWISTZZ WHY DID YOU FUCKING LEAVE MAN?

>>2006730
i thought Twistzz was Indonesian because he looks like that rapist from England

okay kinda over now
faze has 30% ct winrate on inferno

>>2006737
He's like a quarter Indo

>>2006711
>>2006725
there's no correlation. what incredible era did 2022 faze usher in? you don't get credit for what happened after you fell off, just because
especially given most of the 2019 teams were national fun memes, not superteams built to beat astralis