Thread 2010719

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>New Fleah chef
>Lumbermancher experiments with different characters
>New feature is flashing new ID card

Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [embed] [embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE [embed] [embed]
>vgstation main site
https://ss13.moe [embed]
>forum
https://ss13.moe/forum
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
>useful wiki
https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
>BYOND client
https://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>vgstation server address
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed]
>How do I connect to the server?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13

>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go here
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues

The last thread
>>1979935

first for Im not fixing this

>>2010719 (OP)
>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!
God I wish it were that easy

Im addicted to vasby

the great vasby

VM greatest hits vol 4 (it's popular) (it's soulful)
https://vocaroo.com/1lETftnzDUl7
https://vocaroo.com/18qp8RVz5CWN
https://vocaroo.com/1hhqN83hiXzl
https://vocaroo.com/11f5fn9GhBM4
https://vocaroo.com/155oV5BqiTgN
https://vocaroo.com/1IH5SF90f7WF
https://vocaroo.com/14AMmuWUz6V3
https://vocaroo.com/12Sdn3Lz0X9l
https://vocaroo.com/14B6hgSBDKDT
https://vocaroo.com/1boPQfzBXjJ7
https://vocaroo.com/1c2TxVp3IRcd
https://vocaroo.com/12IxHlJo0n43
https://vocaroo.com/1hvRfUKKy6wD

no bad track detected

and we are loving it

we are doing a yuro friendly round today

>>2011485
I feel bad that the people who play during US hours don't get to see the great set ups Grey Area comes up with. They started doing Halloween themed lounges and they completely mog the pitiful ones made during American hours

>>2011492
>a player shit up the map with some tiles
>they/them doesn't even talk and nothing happens, but the tiles were arranged and colored in a certain way
VGesque horrors

>>2011499
Are you making fun of them? They are one of the most beloved players on the station

f station all i see
f station the place to be
f station for you and me
https://ss13.fun

To Mr. Bombadier:
there's a secret piece of tech to make bigger bombs with 0 added effort, it adds ~4-5 devs to any bomb mix. are you interested?

>>2011533
>be me
>click obs on fstation when it actually had pop
>3 vox having sex in the brig
>1 scientist screaming at a guy mixing pills to make them a floorbot
>scientist wont shut up or leave so pill guy stuns and and cuffs them to a chair
>guy starts threatening the scientist they'll cut off her hair and rape them
>click close game

>>2011651
that's 5 more players than fstation has

any ideas for a cool spooky halloween song?

>>2011492
trying to build when everyone is shitting things up is hard

new players beware

>>2012041
For context, Bathos got mad at me in our conversation, and he took a joke as me threatening to bill the server. He got mad initially because I claimed that the server has problems, and he ironically shows one of the problems.

Here's the context Bathos, I've already put in my good faith effort here, you want more from me, don't treat me like a witch to burn. If you do, this becomes a job for me.

new song
https://vocaroo.com/17ljl512W5He
And we are loving it

>>2012048
>this becomes a job for me.
god you think you're so cool don't you, lmfao. keyboard warrioring over a discord server

>>2012065
What do you even mean? I don't want a video game to feel like a job for me.

New song is such a big hit.

>>2012067
What he means but can't say because he has autism is that he has autism, and you have autism. Therefore you can't even communicate.
You are an autist who can't read the room, probably a high functioning autist. This guy and freaks like him are low functional autists who can't communicate at all, he can't tell you why what you are doing or saying is wrong.
This is a wall talking to a wall.

Listen to the new song and just vibe with the slop.

>>2012073
My autistic fixation is communication, unfortunately.

>>2012076
And yet you are so bad at it.

>>2012077
Being stubborn doesn't mean I don't understand something. I can understand something and choose to disregard it because its retarded.

>>2012079
No, you don't understand anything. If you did you would understand you were banned from the discord because you are annoying and people do not like talking to you.

>>2012076
That is the vibe I get. Like you believe you can put words together in a certain way and it unlocks something like a magic spell.
You have to understand that their autistic fixation is eating shit and dilating. Word-jitsu doesn't work on them.

When you try to use a joke in a very weird and awkward autistic way, they don't even get that you are joking. If you joke with these people you have to actually do shit like add /s to the end of your sentences or use very safe familiar jokes like ''uwu notices bulge'' where they can very clearly recognize that it's a joke.
I am telling you as a fact that these people literally can't comprehend what you are saying, much less pick up on the 'tism. Even if they call you autistic it probably stems from them not even understanding what you said, so they start hitting themselves and lash out calling you names until one (autist) sticks.

>>2012082
Sure, it wasn't you guys being annoying and shitty to talk to, and me reacting to it.

>>2012083
I'm not even trying to word-jitsu them either lol

>>2012084
God, you are dense.
>>2012083
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? You are clearly miserable and don't enjoy your life. You sit here day-in day-out just hating on everything you see and hold everybody around you in contempt. What kind of life is that? Nothing better for you to do than sit on 4chan, writing posts like this. How sad. Is this your only spark? What do you do with your time?

get a job

>>2012089
Sure, I'M the dense one.

>>2012089
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best, yvveltroon.

>>2012084
Maybe you do not realize this because you are autistic, but you do not come across as coming from a place of sincerity. You instead come across as though you are trying to start drama due to making claims and refusing to do anything to substantiate them under the guise of "It isn't important" and "You would just dismiss it."
On the bright side, you now have a singular decent example.

>>2012091
job simulator is their job

>>2012098
That's rich coming from discord autists. I wish I could show you what sane people see when dealing with VGtroons.

Attention thread. I just came up with the term ''wajeet,'' which is like a wigger but for pajeets. Let history known the term was slopped and first used here.
Thank you.

>>2012098
Here's the thing, it is here. If I call it out, they're going to go nuts and try to shut it down, they wouldn't do this if they didn't actually participate in the problem. Just watch and observe. They will try to hide it, but they will do nothing to address it.

>>2012124
So instead of calling it out you just sit around and go "It's totally there but no I won't show any examples"? What exactly does this accomplish

>>2012129
Because the examples will write themselves, just watch. Well intentioned people do not react to criticisms like this.

Legit, you asked for an example, I provided the example. This isn't a meme. You just don't get the way I'm communicating it.

>>2012133
Yvvel literally can't comprehend what you are saying.
You can't comprehend that he wouldn't care even if he understood. You are an outsider so everything you say is wrong and your presence upsets him. Dealing with you in-game upsets him. Having to bwoink you and speak to you upsets him.
Your presence is upsetting so the natural instinct is to remove the thing that is causing discomfort. Like an autistic kid freaking out over the vacuum cleaner and just wanting it shut down.

>>2012139
I get that, he doesn't need to feel upset though, neither does anyone else.

I'm not out here to hurt anyone or disrupt anything, I'm here to bring the attention it deserves to a community that I loved. If everything is fine, then everything is fine. I'm not going to hammer on specific users, I'm not going to fling shit, I'm going to talk about what I see. Examples pop up every day, once you know what to look for.

>>2012140
Every single player who attempted to fix something and criticized the server has been removed. All but me because I was smart enough to obfuscate my identity and they never got me.
You even bringing up any issue put you on the shitlist and they'll ban you from everywhere except the game, until they find a weak reason to ban you from the game.

>>2012145
I know that.

It doesn't really matter to me, there are other games, other servers, other things to do. If it helps anyone else, whether it be the community at large or just one person, that's all I care about.

>>2012154
A selfless lemon. A true hero. I'll slop up some great songs when they chop your head off.

People act like I don't understand these things, the reality is, I understand it very intimately. I want to spread that understanding.

>>2012157
the battle hymns are fire too lol
You're a cool dude, best wishes.

When life gives you lemons

>>2012168
Eyy, now you're on the right track.

>>2012145
>Every single player who attempted to fix something and criticized the server has been removed
then why have none of our bug fixing coders been banned

>lemon on his hands and knees to be let back into the trannycord
I thought he was /ourguy/ bros...

>>2012269
Coding isn't criticism or trying to fix issues with the server.
Discordpedo thought they/them was cooking fr fr

and we're back lmao

i'm so pretty
i'm so popular

>>2012273
Open your eyes and you will see the nature of the beast. I am your canary in the coal mine.

>>2012297
You are the lemon in the dilation hole. Even if they try to get you out, you'll squirt juicy lemon acid inside and cause damage. Good job, soldier.

Except the juice that I squirt will hold no acid, but beneficial proteins and DNA that the body can use to create new life.

>>2012326
Good idea, manifesting kidney stones for VG

free fiyah?

Do we have any dedicated clowns currently?

>>2012345
No current clown statics, but I have some clown personas I whip out. I tried a clown static (Weenus and his 99999 children) but people get some meta grudges going that make it more annoying to play than usual.

Shoe Stealer
Graffiti Artist
Meta Joker
Helper Clown
Gameshow Host (BIG MONEY)
Security Clown
Joke Teller

>>2012339
Fight for yourself, use your words, I think you can beat the ban man. I do wish you best luck. If you want proofreading or advice, just DM me.

based lemon

T-TIMMY!!~~

>>2012757
Help I'm gangbanging myself!

i was having a dream about ss13 but then it turned into a nighmare and i woke up and now i cant go back to sleep :(

>>2012114
man you aren't kidding. i show my friends some of this to make sure i'm not going insane, they always are amazed by the bullshit, very vindicating

its kinda crazy to go from talking to normal people, to talking to some of these guys

>>2012850
never happened

>>2012853
someone's lonely, wanna talk to your best friend about it? Pull up a chair lil bro, here's some chocolate chip cookies and a fidget spinner

>>2012868
get a job

>>2012870
my job is to be your nanny, your parents paid me good money too so take the fidget spinner and give me a good flick, it will make the no-no feelings simmer down

>hey man check out these arguments people have online, it's hard to explain but aren't they weird?
>yeah haha thank god we are so normal

based lemon seems to be leaving a sour taste in a few people's mouths, huh?

lemonian kino
https://vocaroo.com/19PRTgpQS1nX

opening a lemonade stand because i can't get a real job

>>2013090
Selling lemonade is a real job. Dilating isn't.

Lemon scented vox cum farts

It is pompfs birthday today and we will be doing a special event with him

>>2012339
+3
Fiyah is our beloved trader that cant be replaced

>>2013165
40 years an incel muttoid pedo

Disrespecting Pomf is like disrespecting the president and I won't allow it.

Unban Fiyah

Resurrect Cashe

CASHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2013234
>>2013248
sorry, i dragged her into maint before killing her and spacing the body

Free fiyah

What was Pomf like back in the day? I've played for years but never seen her play a round.

I caved and installed troontle wow. What realm are you supposed to play on?

We are doing another Yuro friendly round today. Grey Area is on board

>>2013281
Treated the game like their own personal play thing, made their character invincible and would spawn in anything they wanted. Rules didn't apply to him as well so he would break the no ERP rule and teleport in the femstatics to his sex room and make them pleasure him

>>2013165
>>2013367
what time

>>2013421
6-8PM PST. Depends what time he can join, he is a busy man

Im up for a round if yall are

I shan't be logging on just in case pomf sees the player numbers of 1-5 people and thinks it's all people who showed up for his birthday

Happy birthday pompf!

maybe pomf will feel the birthday spirit and free fiyah

>>2013490
maybe he will even 41% himself

>>2013165
pompf is going to play a round? is he bringing back his infamous sex dungeon

Just seen in discord that pompf is playing today?

>>2013372
based

Hey, I'm a relatively new player. Is there any plans of a 4chan fork of SS14?

>>2013605
There was one in the works but there hasn't been any work on it in months as far as I know. General consensus seemed to be that it isn't feature rich enough to be worth it yet

Can't wait for the special event today

>>2013612
I would be willing to work on it if I knew where to look.

event event event

happy bday pumf

pomfs birthday round starting momentarily

happy birthday pomf

birthday sex perhaps??

no pomf. i was lied to

>>2014349
he's working late

>>2014413
cause he's a singer

birthday vox

>>2014437
vox should wear their birthday suits

vox cake with vanilla frosting

hop 1 hop 2

slopbargo slopbargo slopbargo

a very f kino halloween
on byond://ss13.fun:10001
rapture is immanent

We need a regular trader

*sets up a milking table in the hallway*

>>2014618
nobody wants to play trader for various reasons. this is why the pod was made.

>>2014724
>coder pedos make it so that you have to be a furry freak to play trader
>nopony wants to play trader
yikes

>>2014749
don't disrespect vox

My inbox is open for song idea submissions. Help me help you help me slop it up.

>>2014913
well you missed out on a pomf birthday jam

10 hours until music idea submissions are closed

Quick update for all my VG fans. I'll have to put vol 5 in the oven longer as it's not as good as vol 4

>>2015314
get a job

>>2015326
I'll send you a bill, bro

>>2014618
is this something people actually want? i will take one for the team until fiyah is free

>>2015348
I only want a trader if they aren't wholly unpleasant to deal with

>>2014840
Don't respect vox

Fact: I am the only VG player who is a celebrity on at least 4 boards

get in and play we have some new players

>>2015851
luzha and space jokes on new accounts, heckin' pog

Just returend after not playing for years. Why is there only like 6 people online on vgstation?

>>2015877
VG trooned out and became discordstation

>>2015877
Lowpop begets lowpop. We get about one round a day at peak american hours (sometimes) and then it dies again.

>>2015877
We became a burger server where people mostly play from 6pm-12am EST

>>2015913
>Host battlenet game back in the day
>1 person would join and instantly leave
>this happens 8 times within 5 minutes
>if they all stayed we would have a lobby by now
>fill slots with CPUs to look more full
>people actually show up as I remove the bots to make more room for players
We would be better off if people showed up and did nothing

>>2015911
None of the discord players even play. They just shitpost

>>2015986
>We would be better off if people showed up and did nothing
I would join more often if it wasn't for having to set up power/ joining to a powerless arrival shuttle and having to break through the windows

>>2016130
Setting up engines can be done in 5 mins or less for most, including solars if you use a cable layer instead of manual placement. Besides I'm pretty sure this server has some type of lowpop mercy trigger where it refreshes the stations SMESes automatically because I join rounds 6+ hours in no engines and the SMESes are near full

17 players we're saved

BVC

One more round

>The nuke ops leader had to shit his pants so he stayed on the shuttle for 40 minutes
LMAO

>>2016351
LMAO XD LOL!!!!
VG!!!

Where is the petition I sign to get Fiyah unbanned. Ill post in the thread in defense of her once there is one

>>2016627
the admins have already said they are not even considering removing the ban until next year, they already tried to appeal the ban and got told to fuck off

Justice for Cashe

Randomly remembered ss13 exists and got an urge today to check on ss13 today since... idk but pretty long ago like when ss13 general was still on vg.
How is it?
Still dead?

>>2016673
there is a specific window of time almost every day where you can play roughly 20pop /vg/station, it is up to you to make it something memorable. Remember to live freely and automatically, goodbye.

lets try to go the entire day without being terminally online retarded faggots in the thread and irl

>>2016722
yvveltranny lost already

Why does wotisjanitor, luzha and Leon shit up this thread 24/7

>>2016887
sociopathy and no irl outlets for it

>>2016890
I think they’re just completely mind raped from being banned from vg

>>2016895
same thing really, if they had anything else to do with their lives they'd be doing it

>>2016897
I’ll give them credit, it’s entertaining coming to this thread every so often and seeing them regurgitate the same thing over and over again. The last funny thing to come from this thread was the fire fire meme, and that was 2 years ago. Never change you banned faggots.

>>2016899
oh dear anon, that is 4 years old now. although it was cooped by whoever is doing it now, i do not believe they have been on the server for that long.

>>2016901
Be honest who do you want to kill themselves the most? I think I want leon454 to kill himself, but the Russian faggots death would make me smile as well.

>>2016908
life is precious and no one should kill themselves

>>2016908
i don't really want anyone to kill themselves, i just want them to go outside and make some real friends. there's just better ways to spend your time. i've never understood people who feel entitled to being in a space they've been told they aren't welcome in. i have some respect for hina for trying to make a new server & community but the way they went about it was horrible, and has clearly failed but yet they are still here being weird about it.
and then all of their (collective) shitflinging has destroyed the /vm/ community that existed here beforehand. they played on their own servers, organised their own events, did their own little things, and it's all gone now. so any respect i could have for these people is minimal at best, as they have been nothing but destructive.

>>2016929
Hinatrans isn’t even banned from vg, didn’t he have his lighting system pulled from the code base and that caused him to freak out and make his failed server.

>>2016966
i think the lighting was one of the french retards.
hina had a meltdown about his retarded temperature code or whatever being shit like everything else he touched

>>2016966
>>2016975
he wanted to add liquid heating and temperature regulation to the game so he could throw hot liquids over people to burn them, but then the liquids would cool back down to room temperature, expelling the heat into the air and his approach caused a lot of bugs in testing and it wasn't a feature that a lot of people were really keen on. lots of people saying do it this way, do it that way, don't add it at all, people finding insane bugs with it and then saying unmerge it until its all fixed. seemed to take the rejection personally and decided to make "/vg/ but in my image" because he also objected to a bunch of other features that had been added in the last few years. which is fine, but then joining some weird crusade against /vg/ because people didn't like your feature is very strange.
the lighting system was shifty and he never left because people didn't like it, he was just very defensive of it and spent a long time going back and making changes to it.

i'm your little doll come and play with me

>>2016982
hina just thought the discord was his enemy and out to get him, but a lot of his prs were poorly tested. we unfortunately just had a head collab for half a decade who hit the merge button because shit got thumbs up and rarely did any testing. i dont think he made any lighting changes, eurolights was shifty and i can't imagine he'll attempt to bring the idea back given how he absolutely fucked up the 516 migration.
>>2016966
hina wanted realism on /vg/ and a lot of his changes were atomic and just extremely poorly done. i still can remember when every item had a "health bar" for like two rounds until that pr of his got removed for genuinely not working and just making the game extremely unfun

>>2016673
I'm playing SS14 atm. Admins are gay and vanilla Wizden is boring as fuck, but the controls and visuals are so much better it's crazy.

If the /vg/ station people made a SS14 fork I'd play their server but until then I'm just going to do Goob.

>>2017355
>he doesnt know
there is a fork anon, the issue is there's no coders and the admin who said he was gonna "get it done in a month or two," hasn't even started working on it.

>>2017367
Does he have a website/email? I would be willing to dev for it.

>>2017122
>inactive
liar

ready the fuck up
>synergy station
actually I might sit this one out lol

>>2016908
That's really fucked up. You should kill him yourself like a man.

>>2017343
Hina why don’t you come back to vg, leave f station behind and drop the slop. Come back to us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-PovEJ1qWc
me to vasby

>friday night
>0 online
dead server

>>2017914
we're hamming it up in the discord, brother

>>2017914
huge drama going on in discord rn

>>2017925
What’s happening on the girlcord?

who's your top 5 favorite players?
(maybe they'll see this and start to play again)

SS14 needs one more ship server, one where each of the playable species is their own faction and has their own station.
They don't need to all be at war with each other but it makes sense that different species would prefer to stick around their own people.
Hullrot is cool for mostly blasting the furfaggotry into the sun, but I think there's potential in the middle ground approach since this ship-based format actually makes it possible. The ancient lizard people on Monolith are already 10x more interesting because they're encouraged to play like "aliens" compared to the general population.
IPC's should always be valid to KOS though because borgs without laws are an abomination.

The number of species should be cut down, though, to make it feasible.
I was playing Monolith and the species bloat struck me. I guess it's something they inherit from base SS14 but there's so many species and most of them are redundant. I didn't count but there must be like 20, the number seems to have at least doubled since the last time I played SS14. Like they have not just vox but resomi and harpies too. Three separate species that are just "bird people". Why?
I don't really get why there's a dwarf species too. It's not really different from humans. It could have easily been a trait. Similar to how some servers have a beltalowda trait for the tall but fragile zero-g people. Dwarfs could be just humans who grew up on a high gravity planet and as a bonus that would give you dwarf vulpkanin, dwarf vox, etc. many diversities for the price of one!

>>2018136
No

>>2018136
i think having vulpkanin would be fun, but i see why adding them would cause a backlash on /vg//. it's a shame, i like how customizable they are.

>>2017367
it's likely they sat down and realised how much work it would take to make /vg/ on SS14.
>>2017408
there's a git fork but it's old at this point because nobody in the community is very interested or committed to doing the work: https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation14
This means it's really out of date and missing anything that might have been added QoL wise over the last year.
There seemed to be a roadmap they were working with but you would probably have to join the /vg/ discord and ask around in the coding sections for that kind of thing. But there is probably better uses of your time, it doesn't seem something a significant portion of the /vg/ crowd are interested in. They mostly seem happy to just stay occasionally playing SS13 and putting in small content updates every now and then there. There are design philosophies in SS14 that a lot of older SS13 players don't like and implementing them seems to be too much initial work for people to get really committed too.
Now, if you want to do this because you think it would be a good experience for you recreate /vg/'s SS13 branch in SS14 then go ahead and give it a go, but do not do it thinking it will be some quick turnaround for a new server to play on.

Does a VG14 really need to start as a full port of the original? Can't it just be a vanilla SS14 server (maybe forked from goob) with VG style rules? You could just gradually develop it towards more VG style gameplay once you have a community.

>>2018065
Taylor Swift
Schlomo
Fleah
That bug guy who sells drugs
That librarian who builds the library

>>2018201
If that's something you want to do then do it, but you can see from the playtest and how nothing ever happened with it, people just aren't interested in moving to something that doesn't come close enough to the /vg/ SS13 playing experience.

yvVG

>>2018065
1 V
2 A
3 S
4 B
5 Y

>>2018331
No matter what you do it's never going to be the same community. Case in point is SS14 itself. It was originally supposed to be an open source clone of BYOND+SS13 but I don't think the current community even cares about the original goals anymore.
Old grogs will stick with what they're familiar with and what you'll get is the malcontents, the rejects and just new people eager to try something new.

>>2018065
2slime
lemonthefruit
13monkeys
shlomo
yvvel

yvveltrans

vol 4... it's perfect

>sloppy song gets stuck in my head
>go to look for it
>listen to banger after banger
>forget what song I was looking for
VG

Why hasn't anyone made porn of our modern day femstatics? We need a drawfag to hop to it

>>2018065
Fleah
Snorri
Luke Burns
Schlomo
Annie Rogers

schlomo schlomo schlomo

>>2018065
peter jameson
candi cryptlight
taylor swift
kayi
ken

>>2010719 (OP)
am new but im playing ss14.. what the FUCK am i playing. i became an assistant. .wandering aimlessly.. everything is fucking messy just puddles of water, blood, trash.. it really felt more like a third world space station than anything what is even going on

>>2018951
What server are you on?

Also, the game has a crazy learning curve. Just do janitor for a while.

>>2018951
welcome to paradise

>>2018331
I would definitely be interested.

>>2019051
>bans you for killing antags
Get fucked nerd

Hinatrans is Indian

>>2019173
She’s not, she’s white

trans vox

fire fire is the supplier
come on VG let's get higher

tested the big one

>>2018065
Boxer Rigby was our best player but haven't seen him in years at this point

>>2019308
You know VG is fucked when this looney troon is on the list of ''best'' ''players''

>>2019326
Luzha you will be killed by a Ukrainian drone

>>2019326
>everyone I dont like is trans
obsessedd

>>2019370
>>2019389
VG discord brigade has arrived

>328 users in the discord
>only 3 of them actively plays

>>2019413
>cater only to discord pedos
>the server loses all players
>double down on being the discord server
>lose 50% of discord users
LOL

>>2019414
*kisses you on the cheek*

>>2019417
*takes a knife and cuts off her cheek*
*jumps through the window landing on a passing truck full of mattresses*

>>2019420
*i'm under one of the mattresses and molest you swiftly*

>>2019461
*pulls off mask revealing it was you're mom all along*
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

>>2019417
>>2019420
>>2019461
>>2019462
So this is luzha, wotisjanitor, leon454 and Hinatrans “humour”. You creepy little incels should stay banned forever.

we will be doing a cozy euro friendly shift today

>>2019506
*humovr

>>2019506
>yuro spelling of humor
>h-hey guys please join during europe hours
We know its you Grey Area

>>2019519
>trans area hates /ourguys/
....

>>2019506
do any of those people even play anymore?

>>2019530
Just Leon. Its just some schizo who hasn't played the game since 2019, just ignore

>>2019543
Since sloptember actually

Euro friendly round will be starting soon. Let me know if you want me to get the station up and running early

euro euro euro

euroslop euroslop come play with me
fire fire is the supplier

i'm doing the slopdance to summon the slopsister but nothing is happening
help

euro round starting in 20 minutes if you want to join

Euro round starts in 15 minutes

>>2019694
Nice attempt, trans VGger

I tried to get a song out before europoop but due to 1 player online the song is cancelled. Good day, sire.

New round starting in a minute ready up

As a clown are you allowed to steal a gun if you don't shoot it on MRP servers?

>they're doing a jungle station playtest event today on /vg/
>glance at the changes to the map
>still looks like a pile of shit
Well I guess the server is going to be dead for another week.

>>2019808
Make it another 10 years

ez pz lemon squeezy

fleah keeps my balls empty and my tummy full

Why do only pedophiles play on f station?

>>2020383
Because pedophiles have the most fun!

>>2020383
It was made by a pedo tranny named Hinatrans.

>>2020383
Because it's a VG fork

kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNdfPQh2jh8

trans slop

fuck it, im going to ahelp and ask if Fiyah can be unbanned

>>2020814
Do it brother, I think I might as well. Its a clear example of a community wanting a player back vs a tyrant admin base they is keeping them banned for their own personal grudge

>>2020816
If enough of us speak out they have to listen to us. We are the ones keeping the server afloat

>>2020742
*sends up the tiny saturn light signal*
we need a first of its kind cashe slop music video
NOW!!

>>2020820
He has no editing skills, he wouldn't be able to

>>2020821
Fake trans news. I have a youtube channel and make a video every week.

>>2020820
Tiny Saturn isn’t the slopper, it’s either Hinatrans, leon454 or luzhapedo

>>2020825
*raises paw*
Who asked?

we're all the slopper if you think about it

>>2020829
I can slop behind this

>>2020825
Its Leon

niggmen on niggstation

Fuck it, im up for an early morning round. setting up power

setting up ERP

Ive got a fun idea! Lets all give each other constructive criticism. Give your Ckey or static name and others will tell you how you can improve your role playing/ characters personality and make the server experience better for everyone!

>>2020843
LemonTheFruit

>>2020843
Hinaichigo

>>2020844
On second thought I can't recognize a peoples Ckey. I never look at that and only remember character names

make love to a coworker

Soooooooo.... what should the new sloppy floppy song be about?

>>2020910
a cypher of different players rapping

>>2020843
Fuck it ill give it a try.

Schlomo

>>2020943
>Schlomo
Ill be real with you, your "angry at everything" persona is kind of tiresome. Would it hurt to be joyful now and then?

schlomo is based and a nice contrast from the silent shufflers and le quirky self antagging shitters

>>2020976
tranny cope
>silent shufflers are le bad
>unless it's Schlomo who literally doesn't speak and attacks people wordlessly
>self antaggers are le bad
>unless it's Schlomo who just griefs whenever he isn't AFK

>>2020978
>t. crying shitter who got denied access

>>2020981
>tranny pedo giving all access to his discord friends is le good
>tranny pedo not giving anyone else any access at all under any circumstance and then killing them for asking access is le good

>>2020983
schizo tranny meltdown

>>2020986
We know, troonbertrancer

schlomo fucked andralina
who did you fuck?

>>2021002
i revenge raped secmain

"Vox Cum" Shot

[!!bar squawk!!]: "Honk-honk! Come get tasty-shot, yes-yes! Vox make yum-yum drink — call it ‘Vox Cum’! You drink, you like, maybe fall over, maybe lay egg!!"

Ingredient-thingies:

1 scree-shot Whippy Vodka (sweet-burny, go down smooth)

1 scree-shot Rummy Chata (spice-milk, cinnamon-tongue-tickle!)

1 scree-shot Bailey-juice (Irish-creamy-goo, yum!)

One beak-tip thick moo-cream (for sticky-smooth)

Smol-splash Coconut Goo or Sugar-milk (white-goo finish, yes yes)

Optional spice-spice:

One drop of Green Screech-juice (Absinthe!! Make brain spin-fly!)

Sprinkle-dust of brown-flake (Cinnamumumumum, for spicy-nose sniff!)

Mixy-mix Instructions:

Grab freeze-cup. Make cold-cold.

In shaky-can, put:

Whippy vodka!

Rummy spice milk!

Irish goop!

Moo-cream!

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE like tail-feather dance!

PLOP into cold-shot cup.

Drip-drip white-goo (coconut/sugar-milk) on top! Let it go all swirly-whirly!

Maybe sprinkle brown-dust if fancy-bird today.

Serve fast — drinky-drink while still frothy-fresh!!

Bar Squawk Quote:

"You drink Vox Cum, you no complain! Is tasty-goo shot, make warm-feeling in belly and maybe pants! Honk-honk!"

>>2021019
>security!
>yes, this bird right here

>>2021019
holy pog
New song unlocked
https://vocaroo.com/1dGTEGH9YOHn

>>2020976
I can't think of a single instance where Schlomo actually made a round more fun. He usually just shuts down people whenever they try to do something interesting

>>2021056
4 REAL dude. He is such a cock block. I once wanted to do this big thing with cargonia with hidden walls and attractions and he fucking shot me dead because I took some supplies from engineering without asking him

>>2021066
you can literally order anything you need in cargo

>>2021113
true, it's ez pz lemon sqz

>>2021019
making this in the bar tonight come try it

>>2021165
i look forward to trying your vox cum

>>2021019
So I actually just made this to the best of my ability and its basically just a white russian. Enjoy.

I’m gonna play f station, does any other pony wanna play?

>>2021903
Ill hop.

dead nigger server so dead even the sloppa ain't sloppin'

>>2022013
you can't say the n word

>>2022090
Yes, I can
N- ni- n-
what. the. fuck.
I can't friggin' say it???

>>2021019
Thanks Grok

Need ideas for a bar design

>>2022108
Concession stand with beer, hotdogs, and burgers

>>2022108
leon inspired rape dungeon

>>2022116
>turn the trade shuttle in to a bar
>roofie every human male that asks for a drink
this could be funny

imagine the stink of leons room

>>2022184
It would smell of stale cum, BO, dirty feet and rotten fruit.

what does jungle look like

>>2022470
at first glance it kinda reminded me of a /vg/station version of a colonial marines map. some of the departments feel like a complete afterthought like the bar/kitchen which are just a shared rectangle that's approximately the size of box's kitchen. there's no maint (and also there's no need for maint, or atmos for that matter bc there's air everywhere), instead there's ladders that lead into underground tunnels with p much nothing in them.
Overall it's unique, could use a little more polish/sovl before I can say I actually like it

Can we all agree on a day to play to achieve 30 pop?

Thinking of retiring Schlomo

>>2023267
schlomo just needs to shift from being a shitcurity comdom to being a funny IAA HoP, he needs to stop depopping at deadpop

HoP has the keys to the kingdom every round, the only way to make it not shitty for everyone else is to either dish out access to everyone or be a comically bureaucratic annoyance to the crew that withholds the goods but doesn't literally egun ppl to death during a round for breaking spess law

i had a dream about vox

schlomo tasered me because i didnt care the chef ate punpun

as it was ordained in the scriptures, on the 3rd day, he rose again

>>2023592
no one cares that you talked to a discord bot you retarded faggot

>>2023256
Yeah I'm down for Fridays or Saturdays

>>2023595
lol

do you remember?

[17:07:20]EMOTE: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1): grasps his massive dongus in two hands.
[17:07:29]SAY: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1) As Galactic Common : Excuse me
[17:07:31]SAY: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1) As Galactic Common : I'm pissing
[17:07:36]SAY: Tristan Singh/Security main (@207,203,1) As Galactic Common : Let me use it too
[17:07:37]SAY: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1) As Galactic Common : I cant do it while you watch
[17:07:43]SAY: Tristan Singh/Security main (@207,203,1) As Galactic Common : Same time
[17:07:59]EMOTE: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1): grunts as he begins to bleed godzilla.
[17:08:11]EMOTE: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1): winces as a shard of pain goes skidding down his main slide.
[17:08:19]EMOTE: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1): screams in agony!
[17:08:28]SAY: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1) As Galactic Common : UH
[17:08:32]SAY: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1) As Galactic Common : IM PISSING A SUPERMATTER SHARD
[17:08:55]EMOTE: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1): screams as he pushes, grunting as little plinks start to ring out against the bowl of the toilet.
[17:09:19]SAY: Tristan Singh/Security main (@207,203,1) As Galactic Common : Bro
[17:09:23]SAY: Tristan Singh/Security main (@207,203,1) As Galactic Common : I forgot to unzip my pants..
[17:09:23]EMOTE: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1): lets tears drop freely from his face as his urethra is torn to shreds by calcified rocks.
[17:09:29]SAY: Tristan Singh/Security main (@207,203,1) As Galactic Common : Damn!
[17:09:35]SAY: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1) As Galactic Common : It hurts so much
[17:09:51]EMOTE: Unknown/LemonTheFruit (@208,203,1): screams, as a larger rock falls from the massive lizard in his hands.

>>2023529
Schlomo shot a fuel tank because I was dragging it in the hall

schlomo the child molester

leon
luzha
lemon

the three L's of thread and round shittery

>>2024004
the trinity of slopficianados
pretty and popular

>>2023597
>>2023256
What if we played every 10th, 20th, and 30th? Every 10 days so it's for weekdays as well and not too frequently. Otherwise maybe every other weekend?
What days are admins most available?

you have to join during lowpop first

be the highpop you wish to see in the server

>>2024389
i am

i can make those vox toes curl

taylor swift is DEAD

new pog song
https://vocaroo.com/1iHgtD77zDOW

>>2024617
Kind of sad that she's retiring the character. She's the only one that ever does anything with the bar

>>2024725
VGlmao

old /vg/
>you are a guy on a space station doing your job
>there are traitors and evil people trying to kill us all
>do your job, solve murders, keep peace for as long as possible until the round is ended by the station being destroyed
nuVG
>when are we playing the round, discord sisters?
>let's sit in the bar all round, Taylor Swift (mentally ill AGP man) is decorating the bar
>omg is that friggin' leon making steamed salmon for us in the bar tonight?
>pog, let's sit in the bar and listen to the tranime jukebox

sucking your vox boyfriends flacid dick like a pacifier while you fall asleep on his lap

Fact: the game would have been better and may have been saved if there was no bar and no chef, instead the game leaned into sci-fi and everyone ate nutrition bars from vending machines
Fact: every AGP trash feature like jukeboxes, toys, sleeping quarters, bathrooms attracted freaks and took the game away from what it was supposed to be

>>2024771
explain more how you would make the game better

>>2024777
Make it an actual game and ban the troons who pushed the narratives that objectives are bad and that this should be a freeform objectiveless game where people make up their own fun. This has resulted in the ''fun'' being an autistic freaks idea of fun which is sitting around doing nothing or spamming pipes.
It has to be a video game. People have to look over their shoulder knowing someone may want to kill them.
If you die you are out of the game. No more fluoride staring as someone kills you knowing that the murderer will drop you off at the cloner and you'll be back in 5 minutes.

>>2024787
>she thinks banning more players is good
kys tranny

>>2024791
t. ranny pedophile
The existence of these 10-20 ''players'' made VG lose thousands of regulars. And they don't even play the game they/themselves.

>>2024794
>t. angry murderboning gigatroon
dial 8

>>2024799
kill transself bartranny

>>2024801
rope xirself silent shuffling outcast
an outcast in the video games like you were in childhood

>>2024802
tranny pedo whose highest achievement in life and the most socialization he has ever had is silent shuffling in the bar in an online game for 13 year olds

>>2024808
autistic schizo tranny who shits up a video game thread everyday for years despite not playing because they got banned for being a faggot years ago during covid lockdown

>he doesn't suck my cock
what are you doing with your life man

Just give us one round where ERP is allowed. I want to do unspeakable things to Fleah

>>2024813
insane pedophile headcanon

>>2024863
>she eats your head afterwards

>>2024877
hnnng

it's a slop world

>be me
>open thread
>open discord
>same 5 retards still at it
>Yvvel screeching that drama = player retention
>meanwhile pop is 6 and falling
>only one truly populated day a week
>newfag joins, sees OOC shitfest, alt+f4s
>GG no re

Yvvel unironically says ppl play for the drama
bro that’s not a server that’s a discord VC with extra steps
he speaks for his 4 discord orbiters, not the rest of us
admins? lmao
most checked out in 2019
now they just camp the corpse and shit in its mouth
Bathos lets Yvvel run wild bc he’s either asleep or sniffing the same glue
leadership 101: fail
regs parrot the same cancer
one whiff of that and any fresh blood ghosts
you’re the bouncers keeping your own club empty
gameplay? same 3 maps same 3 antags same “don’t rock the boat” meta
then some autist files a ban req bc someone ignored them for being an annoying faggot, desperately tries to find a rule to justify the ban (pro-tip, they always do something bannable too, but most of us aren't gay enough to log dive over an ingame fight)
robust my ass
you want this circlejerk? own it
but stop pretending it’s anything but 6 trannies in a trenchcoat
fix admins, fix attitude, fix stagnation
or keep jerking while pop stays at 6
your call dipshits

>captcha
u r a faggot

pictured:
the types of niggas who are making this shit suck

>>2025094
Who the fuck is that on the bottom right, is that leon454?

hugbox station

>>2025101
Leon's best friend cutiefuzzy. Only banned because he had a reddit account full of CP and keeping him around would have attracted feds to investigate the admin team.
He appears to be a 4chan micro-celebrity who would post webms of him shoving toys up his ass. Based on his age he might be the guy Woody Got Wood was based on. I never got the joke of WGW and why VG found it so hilarious that it needs to be spammed when the story isn't funny and for a shock kind of thing it's just too boring. Knowing that this guy guy was a child around the time WGW got written and his claim to fame is shoving toys up his ass, I think VG knew all along. This was their inside joke.

>>2025105
malignant narcissism station

Eurofriendly round today

>>2025116
i did not know they were friends

can't not be drama queens for 5 minutes, good luck faggots

chemistry automation suite, final:
needs AHKv2 installed
https://files.catbox.moe/kdvnbk.zip

Now you can add your own recipes.

>>2025162
updated UI pictured

>>2025162
don't download, its a keyhacker

Alright we will allow ERP but only for today

new song today
https://vocaroo.com/1cZXFveLUmiW

>>2025284
it's sloppy

>>2024742
there was an intermediate phase where it was like
>you are just walking down the hallway at roundstart
>an energy sword wielding madman darts into your view, moving at hyperzine speeds
>you go to spam disarms but he hookshots around, decapitates you, shits in your mouth, and goes on being the main character for 2 more hours

and
>for some reason people vote for snow/deff/taxi
>you barely see anyone all round on high pop
>if you even care what happened people will hint at the round activities in OOC at the very end. thats your only glimpse of what the metaclub was doing on their secret z-level

>>2024787
>who pushed the narratives that objectives are bad
Objectives just don't work with the dwindling population. Who wants to be killed and hid in some locker five minutes into the round just so someone can get a green text that says success 2 hours later

hop on for euro round. grey area is joining us

new song chads.....
https://vocaroo.com/1E1YDrbHq632

>>2025387
The push to remove objectives and turn this into Second Life 2D came before the dwindling population. It actually happened a little while after ssethtide.
The removal of objectives and vilification of objectives was justified because a single guy thought he was playing a video game and had some fun stealing blueprints thinking he pulled off some heist. This was deemed so cringe that someone would care about blueprints that objectives were removed by default.
Now there is no game there at all. It's just barRP and by RP I mean sitting in silence for 40 minutes a day while some tranny paints tiles and the clown sits in the corner painting communist symbols.

>>2025414
Objectives get boring once youve been antag a few times. Besides nothing is stopping you from making your own objectives

>>2025405
cant connect

>>2025418
VG players are shit and every time the average person is given freedom to do whatever they want, they will pick the most boring anti-fun option possible.
This freeform shit turned VG into a chatroom with cringe pixel graphics, not a video game. You need goals and you need to do things you may not do on your own.

If the game tells you to kill X person you now have a challenge, you have time constraints. If you need to break into engineering you are now tasked with breaking into a place you would not visit by yourself at all.
People with no objectives kill people who are easy targets and break into places where they can break into. Or they don't do anything at all. It's like playing Hitman but instead of killing your target you go sit at the bar for 40 minutes and strangle a random guy in the alleyway and then leave. That's the retarded VG experience and why the game isn't fun. It's not even a video game.
Before the looney troons took over you would notice if someone was missing and have investigations. People would get interrogated for being murder suspects and you'd have trials. All that is gone, replaced with jerking off in the bar because UWU Tailor Swift is making a heckin' pink bar! uwu my 'jectie is to b myself! I'll make a cute bee garden teehee

>>2025414
I enjoy just hanging out with Taylor and Fiyah. If you aren't having fun anymore either be the change you want to see or just join another server

>>2025438
>why the game isn't fun for me*
Im sorry you can't enjoy the game anymore

>>2025444
>>2025447
tranny pedophile brigade has arrived

Discord pedos whine about how no one posts muh greentext stories, but the truth is that there is nothing to greentext. SS13 used to be a video game where things happened so you could tell a story. What the fuck would a greentext story from 2025 VG be about?
>be me
>sit at bar
>tranny AGP troon changes jukebox song
>drink beer
>shuttle called
>leave
epic story

>>2025448
>if you don't have the same autistic gaming preferences than me you are trans
Kind of ironic that you know a lot of us are trans yet you play every day with us anyway. Rent free btw

>>2025460
tranny pedophile seething

>>2025460
This always makes me laugh as well, transphobes playing on a server where a good 1/3 of the player base are transfolk and then pretend to care on 4channel for brownie points

>>2025483
/vg/ has been a pro-trans server longer than these tourists came to this site. They would lose their mind if they could see what the community/pompf was like in 2013

If I don't remodel and decorate the bar someone wanders in and says I should remodel and decorate the bar.
If I do remodel and decorate the bar someone on this thread schizos out about me remodeling and decorating the bar.
Its a lose/lose so I do whatever the fuck I want with the bar and have entertaining RP while doing it making it a win/win for me.
I truly don't care that I treat this game like space murder stardew valley.

>>2025547
trans pedo ''logic''

>>2025547
We love your bars, don't let some troll tell you otherwise. No one should really take anything posted in these threads that seriously

>>2025555
All 2 of us love them/their bars!
Let's VGpedos! 2 players high pop in the house tonight. Can't wait to see what bar we will be using to sit in silence in for 30 minutes today.

>>2025557
If I can hang out with two of my friends then its worth it. Its time better spent than schizo posting on 4chan all day any day.

>>2025565
so true, sister, that's why you are talking to me right now instead of sitting in the bar in silence

>>2025571
Come hang out in the bar tonight so there is more of us then!

Leon you don't act like this in game, why are you always like this in the threads. We know you like Taylors bars

So are you all ftm trans or mtf trans because either way you are all women

>>2025638
y-you consider me a woman? :3

>>2025641
Well, yeah. Women can't be men and no real man would cut his dick off

>>2024377
>No admins replied
community is dead

ready up

Can I get a few songs added to the juke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko70cExuzZM

>>2025704
For what reason? Vol 5 isn't coming out today
Come back tomorrow

new round starting. ready up.

>>2025547
>>2024725
Nothing is wrong with decorating a bar it's just a schizo faggot on the thread. Before taylor there were tons of other anons decorating the bar, and when we had a highpop we even had people decorating the ghetto bar too. The constant RP and "nothing happening" isn't because of bar decorators, it's because we don't have 30 pop to have antags constantly breaking shit. If anything decorating the bar attracts people and gets them to stay because the effort put in. I already miss grey area's deadpop decorations.
If you're complaining about the antags just wait your turn to be the antag and do shit yourself that will "save the server"
>>2025438
People really do lack having randomized incentives though. We have request consoles that give you extra cash if you make something for cargo but it's random if you get a request or not and they're not always interesting. Randomized objectives should be a personal toggle players can get to have goals when non-antag to re-gameify the game because when the game relies on creativity instead sometimes people run out of ideas or are not creative. You still shouldn't want to change the other way people play just because you're bored, if you were given objectives that shouldn't stop someone from decorating their room. You just want more adventure and things happening to you

post bars / other builds

=

>>2025794
I think the hardest part of decorating is there's almost always someone coming in and shitting it up, blowing it up, or setting a fire during highpop. On the other hand during highpop I often only get halfway through before shuttle is called. There's the few players who help with materials/deconstruction or help fix when that happens (ykwya and its very appreciated). But many players can't be patient and come back later or resist destroying it. Every now and then it's fine and a funny gimmick. I have a rule to allow it if its interesting/funny for that reason. But there's been a few nights where its 4 rounds in a row and always the same people. I've thought about ahelping for griefing but I don't think its worth it or will change anything considering an ooc reason. So, I've been using lowpop times to learn new things to try and make it faster and more interesting.

However, this is a big reason new players like myself seem to get turned away from the server. There's no real etiquette or respect for nonantag civilian roles.

>>2025880
Here is the tranny cancer that killed VG

>>2025216
check the source code, its literally just AHK, no outbound http calls noob, downloading a zip is fine if you don't run random exe files

join for fun

>>2025842
How do you get the black wallet?

Kino round so far

this vox is a faggot rn

>>2025147
They aren't he made it up

>>2025387
Speaking of not working, when is the "Just be Yourself" objective going to be removed?

we need to slop

>>2026601
lead the way

>>2026602
there you go my little slop fella
https://vocaroo.com/14N2asN6TtpU

boppin' to the sloppa

boppin' and sloppin'

yeah we sloppin

bumpin sloppy in a russian jalopy

boppin' o sloppin' o yeah we poppin o

slop sloppin' booty poppin' panties droppin' jannies moppin'
no stoppin' the sloppin' til i hop in a coffin

>clown farts and blows the welding tanks
lmao, you guys had to be there, it was hilarious.

pretty and witty
popular slopular

yeah it's a sloppa
whatcha gonna do to stoppa
us from a sloppa

slop to the left
slop to the right
two slops this time!

>VG can't make pretty and popular art kin-
https://vocaroo.com/13q8kSrRSeig

We are doing a euro friendly round today. Grey area is doing a halloween themed chill area

>>2027197
Stop talking in turd person, troon

how about a euro unfriendly round

>>2027204
Keep crying transphobe

>>2027208
we have those every day. cmon let us euros have some fun. we are starting soon so hop on in

the richest escapee for October is mine niggers

>>2027294
holy heckarino

Raise your paw if you listen to VG greatest hits on repeat all day
*raises paw*

lemons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ7dyaPeReY

>want to play a cozy euro hour after a hard weeks work
>its empty

work on an oil rig

friday night euro round incoming

eurochads wya

eurogods are going to sleep right now

Europe round starting momentarily. ready up

>>2027565
grey area will be joining

grey area is in

2 days until 13monkeys gets released from prison
they tried to lock him up and throw away the key
now he's coming back with a vengeance

>>2027659
he'd better come in swinging or i'm going to nut in his ass

Alright im logging in for the euro round

we're all here

grey area has a cute halloween cubby set up! join up . ill post pics after round

Leon is drunk again, he keeps trying to kiss the scientists

fun round euro bros

Fun shift. Grey area really went overboard on the halloween decor. Night lads

any dd/lg here?

>>2027724
Daddy Schlomo

Fleah > Fiyah

Is Ratbite any good?

join for fun

>>2028064
call the shuttle, I only join at roundstart

>>2027682
where's the pics? I forgot about spess today and forgot to join

Someone call the shuttle so I can play

>they know I only play at roundstart
>nobody calls the shuttle
you hate me dont you

>>2028179
stop everything and call the shuttle!!
schlomo wants to play!!

>>2028192
why are you like this

>>2028138
If you just join pop will go up it’s that easy

the rounds today were fun :D

you guys suck

>friday night
>0 players
server is dead

>>2028236
what's your ckey

The thread demands a new sloppy song

oh, it's sloppy

Everyone get on Oct 30th 8pm EST

hey yvvel, leave those kids alone

Cozy euro round with Grey Area today

There is nothing VGpedos won't destroy

you're so popular
you're so popular
you're so popular
you're so popular
you're so popular
you're so popular
you're so popular

>>2028539
I feel like such a vaspi girl right now

>>2028558
so pogular

so popvlar

*gives you one free slop voucher for a new poggy song*
where we sloppin?

The sloppy poppy dropped in the slop shop where the floppy copy of the moppy pop tune flopped nonstop. A choppy toppy mop tried to stop the slop, but the soppy floppy crop just hopped and popped on top of the sloppy drop. “Stop the slop!” yelled the sloppy copy, but the prop shop popped a top and the slop plopped like a sloppy poppy flop. In the crop of mop drops, a choppy slop shop poppy copied the sloppy stop sign, making it flop, drop, and slop again until the whole sloppy slop stop was a soppy sloppy flop fest.

new popular song
https://vocaroo.com/1a1CM2YxBr17

>>2028630
slop bop

vaspy just passed me looking pretty and popular

the worst part of lowpop is being the one that rolled traitor and you're stuck between either killing the only other person on station or doing fuckall for hours

Going to shower and then ill jump on

VG deserved death and that is what it got. Fuck troons.

join and ready up for fvn

vøx cvm

that round was so poggy
time to play again

just vibing with friends in the bar and listening to the greatest hits on the jukebox

>>2028748
I wish, no one is online. If I get the bar set up will you guys pop in

>waystation
I feel like half the reason the server stays deadpop is because no one wants to play these terrible stations

weh

thread limit. make a new thread

>>2028805
weh!

slippery and sloppy

slopstation designed by grok

slippery sloppery floppery ploppery

13monkeys getting released just after midnight tonight

I WANNA PET TEH MONKEYS!!!!!!

sloppy monkey

>>2028816
new thread while on page 1? words of the deranged

the slop harbor slopper strikes again
https://vocaroo.com/1fDueqY9HAtE

shit's going down we need more in this round

its deff
join and ready up

join and ready up for box
spooky stuff is gonna happen

its going to get sloppy
oh so sloppy

>>2029498
prove it

it was library hentai

>>2029701
>>2029704
>>2029706
>>2029707
the fuck?

post slop
don't stop

>>2029707
Why does the ground look like this, is it a glitch

big cums

>>2030243
big cums = big tums

>be girl gamer in turtlewow
>questing in a hard zone
>dude requests a party
>do the quest
>starts shit testing me telling me he has to go to stormwind and wants me to wait for him
>gone for 20 minutes
>starts being weird telling me that we will do the entire zone together
>starts asking where I am from
>have a panic attack and log off
dodged a VGpedo

schlomo

>>2030270
these people are sick

i haven't showered in weeks :X

>>2030310
leon sniffa

New song. It's here. It's popular.
https://vocaroo.com/1abOFZqsQ2Ec

pee on leon

sloppy sunday

Remember when VG said this song
https://vocaroo.com/1cGOQtsgiCdB
wasn't the sloppiest sloppy hit of sloptober?
I've had some time to think it through and I came to the conclusion that this is the best song ever made.

>>2030451
Didn’t ask for sloppy seconds
The best slop is the next slop

>>2030471
I can't slop all on my own
I'm no slopperman

13monkeys unbanned

13monkeys has officially been unbanned

free free free

Yes I am unbanned now and will play a game with you guys today. Cant keep a good lemon down

jon zummerz returnz

I am a lemonigger today

>>2030563
>>2030568
what. the. fuck?

i took my meds today :-)

What are we slopping next?

What the slop do?

pretty, popular, perfect
pretty, popular, perfect
pretty, popular, perfect

pretty and popular

>>2030968
New thread

The sloppa burder is my alone to bear

>>2030787
teach leon how to slop

>>2030790
She is kind of retarded and can't slop it up

leon diapers

what's the new tea today galpals?

>>2030869
nitrogen is the supplier

13junkies

>>2030883
13liveswithmommies?

>>2030887
hey, times are tough

>>2030889
13can'tgetajobbies?

new round inbound, be there or be square

LEMON SPIRIT FLYYYY

a monkee song because today he is a popular boy
https://vocaroo.com/1atoPLfla28S

for me, it's https://vocaroo.com/13wb1PGq8UU4

>>2030905
13 monkeys helped me write that one

>>2030790
leon nobody likes you. stop posting entirely, nobody likes you and your sad attention seeking is making people hate you more.

trying to explain vox cum to my priest today during confession was weird

sticking out your lemon for a monkey

sunday funday
join and ready up for vox box

ready up

new thread
>>2031154

Special event happening
Be a civilian or security role to see the most of the action
Be on or else

>>2025813
I'm more of a chapel guy myself