Thread 2011130

br0vid-19 is back

hltv.org

Start this shit already nigga goddamn

#LiquidIsHere

>>2011127
TOs had their own rulebooks regarding the VRS core actually playing, as Valve's regulations only said that a core of 3 can accept the invite and said nothing about matches.
Perfect World, again according to Striker, directly told VP to do this ICY humiliation ritual to loophole their own rules.

>>2011138
this is a good bit
Liquid WINNING this t3 lan and going on to win the major, we're not even dropping a map
#FlyHorsesFly #TelAvivIsHere

>>2011145
wtf is he getting Raptured?

>>2011145
THE POWER OF ELIGE COMPELS YOU

ADMIN!
NO HANDS, ADMIN!!!!

>>2011130 (OP)
do you know how many of these fucking things i had to take working in long term care during covid dude...
gayest time to work ever

I am going to bed and when I wake up faze WILL have won

>93 adr
>0-4
what accounts for this phenomenon

>>2011163
lack of luck

>>2011161
>BO1
You just know karrigan is going to try some funky shit and lose it. I don't know like pull a Train out of nowhere.

never doubted impactlige

VP are currently getting RAPED by Legacy 8-0

sewer too eager for ecos

>>2011163
Had a match with 0 kills but topped leaderboard by damage.
Was a lot of spraydowns connected across 2-3 people but not being enough to kill them.

Just realised watching this that I completely forgot what Liquid's line up was.

call elige big government the way he bails shitquid out every time

>>2011138
>>2011143
Former l0qu0d h8er here

shall be rooting for Elige & co

GODQUID

naf ain't naffin like he used to

REZ is so based...

buying deagle on inferno is a retarded ego move

goatlige 100% lan wr
is it too early to call this the liquid era?

Liquid is so back

FaZe REZ

>>2011240
they lost to 9ine twice

>>2011244
that was before the start of the 100% lan wr liquid scene dominating era

so why did they cut kursy and not even unbench him

we

yes we

are rooting for tyloo

wrong chinks are winning

>>2011277
Nah, I refuse to ever support China out of principle.

>>2011287
And what might that principle be? If it's racism then for me it's the [CWSNBM].

>>2011291
Basically the chance he ever returns. Need to stay a hater.

>>2011283
we respect qikert insani and kl1m here so it's okay, it's good guys vs good guys

>>2011293
I support both China and Australia. Total, complete and utter APAC domination.

>>2011293
if last major didn't do it, nothing will
that nigga died

>win pistol
>go full close contract through hut on second round
chinks are so fucking retarded

>>2011300
contact....*
good morning I guess

i hate tw0tch so much it's unreal
>>2011302
good morning sir

>>2011300
still not as retarded as the worst 2nd round strat (after a won pistol) on nuke i saw - Imperial FE full rushed squeaky to vent with all 5 players

How are crashes so common in pro CS?

6 7

>>2011306
it's worse, but I expect retarded premier strats from women teams

LV were absolutely fucking terrible but MIBR looked nice with this new roster, seems like a definite upgrade

>>2011310
cheat malfunction

>>2011316
>seems like a definite upgrade
it does every time brazil teams start importing players
they need to fix their shitty scene if they can't put together a single proper national team

>>2011310
russian ddos

rooting for pain against backstabic

>>2011321
I think they only need awpers, but you gotta bring at least one more guy as comfort (and who can also play at a high level).

>>2011348
>one more guy as comfort

jackasmo prime

>>2011351
>secret

fnatic's looking pretty good
guess the grinding paid off
no idea why pain picked overpass tho. Could've had mirage or ancient

Weren't Tyloo supposed to be good now?

>>2011371
no

>2v1, paiN going from A to B through CT spawn
>blameF on the move towards B, goes into pipe
>casters excitedly think he is going on an unexpected flank monster to catch the Ts off guard on B
>he goes to t spawn to save
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2011374
as he should
21hp + no kit
casters are just retarded

>>2011375
ok Benjamin

Whys the map lighting so fucked up on typoo match

Calling it, hextuple OT.

I hope tyloo dies

FAZEKINO COMING UP

fluxo you shitters

Krabeni will humble karrigan

dem0n-sama please have mercy on my boomers.

>mirage decider
>the map they just beat vitality on

>jeet caster
fitting

Yep, they are winning the major.

>>2011399
fuck u bitch

>>2011401
too obvious

*starts crying*

BROKY BROKY BROKY

broky wtf was that

>>2011375
https://youtu.be/5FAW2suR1No?si=Vnck5wgqzvcBQFq0&t=967

Okay explain this then you baitf cocksucker
>roughly equal scoreline
>full health
>knows positions of both opponents
>superior weaponry
>superior health
>already at the bombsite and bomb hasn't even been planted yet
>backs away immediately

He didn't even give it a look, he backed away IMMEDIATELY. What was he so afraid of? Not having a helmet?
Defending this bozo is some kind of mental illness, even lower than defending n0k0.

>>2011415
Not mental illness, once you understand the number of closeted /hm/homos frequenting this general, it all makes sense.

>>2011415
your obsession isn't healthy

>>2011418
I accept your concession, fag.

LOL

>>2011420
Legacy beat Falcons, so obviously VP are on par with Falcons.

>>2011420
they just like 2024 liquid fr

>>2011420
Cool it with an-
Ah nevermind.

get ecod lol

>>2011415
>>2011419
>you defending a play that makes sense you cocksucker???!!
>well how about this play that doesn't make sense?
what is the logic here?

>>2011426
You're defending a pattern.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
f0zefagggots?

What's going on?

The honeymoon faze is over.

if only they had someone that was good at t-side

f0ze lmao

where it all went wrong
although faze were up 9-1, so maybe it went wrong a bit earlier too

I knew they were going to lose the BO1. MY niggas.

classic faze
too bad their bo3 is at an even worse time tomorrow

based dem0n
i've been following this guy on and off since Navi signed him as a literal kid, very good player

>>2011391
CALLED IT

I don't know who I want to lose more between Huns and VP.

>>2011472
VP downfall with all their weird decisions is just funny
but they should be able to win against huns
I don't think we'll see any real upsets in bo3

z-ACK

>>2011477
>I don't think we'll see any real upsets in bo3
faze - "hold my cz"

just vp things

https://www.twitch.tv/s1mple
watchan>?

just woke up
can someone explain this?

>>2011500
Fuck off faggot, we watch tournament CS.

>>2011503
FUT scoreded more rounds than Faze.

>>2011503
T2 is hard.

>>2011538
ck

he's fat

i wanted to see b1st
icy fucking sucks

>>2011544
>>2011546
Yeah I would rather suck a cock than be fat like that

what the hell did he mean by this?

>>2011553
he's off his meds again

>>2011161
GOD DAMNIT

>>2011553
he does not like them

>>2011553
I can't believe this is real kek. Thorin is going to love this

>>2011553
>>2011557
i wonder what kat_moder said, gone private

>>2011559
he's already on it

what a joke, for what purpose

>>2011563
chat bots are ass

mibr liquid soon
kl1mple vs elige

>>2011564
it's manageable, not a problem on other to's streams without forcing this, but how many are not interacting as a result because they don't wanna give their identity away to twitch

>>2011557
qrd?
why are x (formerly twitter) trannies attacking him?

>>2011573
someone said 3kliksphilip doing ai stuff bad, some other guy said the people saying that have gay and trans flags and 3kliksphilip checked the accounts it was all trannies and made a post about it

>>2011553
what too much faceit does to a cracker

byebye gl

Is GL cursed to have mediocre AWPers forever

>>2011580
>>2011582

#LiquidUp

at least they got beaten by the non-retarded chink team

>>2011587
is tyloo retarded?

>>2011588
yes

which flavor of brown are you guys rooting for?
kinda defeats the purpose of this matchup when they're in separate rooms

FartMaster1488 might've just cancelled himself
RIP to a real NIGGA, hopefully his music kit isn't deleted

TroonKillaThorin_88 rn be like:

fraud?

we have easily got this, liquidkings

na gods are playing get in here

https://www.twitch.tv/pgl_cs2

To the Valve employee reading this thread, please suggest to your boss that CS2 gets an official 1on1 mode. There are lots of servers running a 1on1 mod where you play against a guy on an aim map and get rating for winning. This format would be awesome for the regular matchmaking. All the coolest games have 1on1 modes. Thank you for your consideration.

gonna put some pocket change on mibr once liquid gets a good head start on mirage

>>2011607
Gabe personally lurks these threads and auto discards any suggestions made here

>>2008073
>pros' playlists
Wish we had more of these just to see how dogshit all of their tastes are.
jks is the only decent one here

>soohyy
anders is pronouncing his name wrong, right?

>>2011613
nobody sane cares

>>2011610
Please Mr Newell I really want to play the 1on1 mod on actual servers so I may earn XP and progress my armory pass. There's also a new RCE exploit relating to community servers every year so I don't really want to play the community 1on1 servers. I think everyone who has tried the 1on1 community servers with a rating system and all the bells and whistles will agree, it is a pretty fun way to play Counter-Strike.

>>2011617
And while I am here please copy the feature from your other game, Dota 2, which allows solo players to be matched strictly with other solo players. It is not fun to be singled out by the group of 3 on your team, and it isn't fun to play against players who are plugged into each others brains because they play together every day. Thank you.

Russian reactions to VP vs Legacy:
>Do I need to comment on this or can I forget about this tag?
>I was about to write that most of the staff there are Russian, but then I remembered someone somewhere saying that transfers work like this: the Armenian guy who's in charge (not Petrosyan) supposedly knows his way around CS and pushes through the players he likes, while Petrosyan and the coach nod their heads. They let retarded faggots run the legendary tag team—and the results, as they say, are out the window.
>Post the news about how Valve K.O'd VP and Mister Beast, far more exciting article.
>It seems Captain Perfecto is already surpassing Captain Electronic in genius.
>If they'd swapped VP's tag for some random Poles, everyone would have considered this match fixed. They played as if they really wanted to lose. I can't believe Perf has literally zero attacking skills on one of the most basic maps, and he even has a coach.
>At one point it seemed like the bottom was with Jame, then it seemed like the real bottom was with Electronic and it was impossible to surpass him, but Perf showed a very clear difference between a bad game and its complete absence.
>God, how much longer are we going to disgrace the tag? In a football club, the fans would have already come to the training ground and beaten the shit out of everyone, and in hockey, volleyball, and other sports, team wouldn't dare to come to the stadium and then there would be reshuffles, but here we are "don’t read the chat guys, fuck it we ball"
>VP, sign ESC. News about the tag's victories will appear more frequently in the media.
>MANAGEMENT RETARDED !!! MAJOR MVP KICKED !!! FL4MUS HELD HOSTAGE !!! EVERYONE IS LAUGHING !!! MORE MEMES THAN MAP WINS !!! NO RESULTS !!! MONEY WASTED !!! CONSISTENT RESULTS !!! SOMETHING ELSE !!!

>>2011635
expected loss though

>>2011639
Yeah, as I said, tag's reputation is in ruins, just funny to see what people have left to say about them.
Most upvoted comment under the news of VP actually winning is
>VP can now boast that they beat the Mongols, without going into detail about which ones, because they all look the same anyway.

>>2011609
not bad

Thats it. That seals the deal. Im no longer a FaZe Clan fan. I’ve been a FaZe Clan fan since 2016. I will no longer watch on YouTube or keep baiting on HLTV for Karrigan. I’m taking my fanhood to Liquid where they actually know how to run a CS team.

>>2011669
You gotta go back...

peak nuke buyround gameplay

the audio keeps desyncing at random, trash

klim sucks....

>mibr vs vp in the lower bracket
Clash of trash holy fuck.

>>2011657
damn

The Twistzz-EliGE swap seemed to work better for everyone. Twistzz gets a team he gels with while the addition of EliGE covers Liquid's lack of an aggressive rifler and lets NertZ focus on the role he prefers.

>>2011705
Dude, they have only played against shitters so far.

>>2011705
faze got destroyed by this dude, the honeymoon is over already

kl1mple...

screaming monkey bros we won

so he cannot scout good awper or he cannot use them lads?

>>2011740
all awpers suck

is he using eye makeup

>>2011765
Bro must be a Vance Stan

>>2011740
>bald = fraud
simple as

>>2011769
Cope

>>2011635
>VP, sign ESC. News about the tag's victories will appear more frequently in the media
would be pottery

so ash exposed as a fraud, b1ade as troony lover, whos next?

>>2011778
>his only job is to make sure apex can do whatever he wants
cope baldie

>>2011792
zonicbros, I'm getting worried...

I do find 3kilips use of AI in videos weird and not called for. Theres like a batch of youtubers early on who put uncanny repulsive imagery in videos/thumbnails as a means of adding production value, and seemingly having no idea how bad it was to the viewer. It was confusing are they intentionally trolling their audience for whatever reason.
Does that mean Im a tranny?

>>2011553
the disgusting jew did not like this

Okay but why was there such an intense overreaction to him posting their own pictures? What about that caused such discomfort?

>>2011805
the implication that they're obviously ugly trannies

Bc Game?
>+Rain
>+NoCries
>+Scream
>+Degster
S1mple can win with these cats.

>>2011809
top3
scream especially

>elige in playoffs
>faze in lower bracket and geting eliminated tomorrow

RL uploaded a 4 and a half hour long video on Charlie Kirk. We watchan, bros?

>>2011842
no he's gay

>>2011842
Sure. Link your discord channel, we should party watch that shit. Whatcha think magoggers?

>>2011891
where nocries?

lil blud was angry

>>2011926
He's the smooya of NAA

>>2011842
>Charlie Kirk
never heard of him, which team does he play for?

according to my reliable sources zont1x is back in time for chengdu

>>2012068
>cs players keeping danish economy afloat

>>2012068
CS2

>>2012101
CSGO

>>2012101
Total Vita domination

>>2012101
>donk earned more than chopper and sh1ro because he won like $100k more in spirit academy than they did on spirit or c9

>>2012105
honestly they should dominate even more but so much of their winnings goes to the org because esl is like 60/40 split and then incentives also goes to the org only.
doesn't really matter for the players though since they have insane salary.

>>2012103
It's still so bizzare that tiny nations like Estonia, Norway, Denmark, Bosnia/Serbia, Canada have literally the best of the best. It should be statistically improbable for a country with the population of Russia's 20th biggest city to make Robin Kool, and yet.

>>2012109
donk has been in spirit since before cs2 so it has nothing to do with spirit academy
it's because the won the 2v2 tournament and earned $70k.

I can't believe it, I won a faceit game as the solo on a turkish 4 stack

>>2012113
>canada
LOL. they have 40m population, they're not good at all relative to the population.
sweden, denmark is because they had good internet extremely early and developed esport scene before everyone else

>>2012101
>>2012103
2025 was a really good year for apex and Vitality

>>2012126
I forgot that Vitality were doing fuck all until 2023, I remembered them as always being one of top dogs due to the ZywOo effect. Damn brain fog.

>>2012113
>It should be statistically improbable
that's not how stats work
norway, finland, denmark, estonia, latvia, lithuania, all the balkans, all the little slav states, they all add up. in the fpl-academy-english era a pro can come from any of these countries, and you're looking at it backwards saying it's random for a pro to come from estonia specifically, after you know which country to pick

>>2012101
>>2012103
Okay, last one.
1.6
>$200,000 prize pool
That was a fuckload for a game back in 03.

>>2012143
never even heard of dsn

>>2012113
All these countries have relatively good domestic scene, Niko and ropz are the anomalies, though ropz became a pro in the FPL era when teams already started going international. Niko is truly self made against all odds, he was the best "pro" on the balkan at like 13 years old already just on pure talent, he had absolutely no one good to play with until Mouz invited him to come play for them. He almost quit CS before that because there was no future in it for him.

https://x.com/noppo_cs/status/1978077429311672448
Old guy from Jap CS 1.6 died o7

>>2012166
>literally who died
okay

>>2012169
He was pretty influential in Japan doe and raised up their scene and fps esports in general a lot. Not a literal who

>>2012143
I watched a ton of old Mouz clips and it never even crossed my mind Kapio was of Iranian descent (I assume) until now, wow

https://www.esportsearnings.com/history
Man, this is a throwback for sure. Going through some of these year by year.
Also.

>Valve has released a new update for Counter-Strike 2, introducing a new pre-release build that features changes to bomb defusal alongside several smaller adjustments.
In the beta build, defusing the bomb will now lower the viewmodel weapon, prevent scoping, and delay firing the weapon by 150ms after exiting the defuse.
The update also features an updated engine code to the latest version of Source 2 and several adjustments aiming to improve CPU usage.
One of the smaller changes tackles Major Highlight clips, obtainable through Souvenir packages, which are now viewable from the Spectator Loadout.
You can read the entire changelog here, or opt into the beta build with the help of this guide.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/498334899948749338

>>2012178
nigger

>>2012181
AYO

i can barely keep up with these threads anymore.

>>2012202
Nothing is happening right now,

>lose after having a 9-1 lead
is this faze magic?
is this karrigan t-sides?

>>2012227
t. never watched a faze run

>>2012227
shitky masterclass

>>2012227
FaZe usually has cold starts to tournaments and they just got off a flight from Sweden. I doubt they had much time to prep.

>>2012247
>cold starts to tournaments and they just got off a flight from Sweden
no excuses, it's quite warm in shanghai

>>2012202
take solace in knowing it's ultimately all the same shit

>>2012202
nothing itt matters if there's not a game on
just check hltv, you'll see any news

faceit stalking pros is so fun
never knew that turboxgirl duoqs with belchonokk, parivision's rifler, very often
captcha: NTRx4p

>>2012278
>turboxgirl
is this another cs whore or what

>>2012283
m0nesy's ex-girlfriend that cheated on him with her classmate
he had a big slump at the beginning of the year because of it

>>2012278
>>2012285
they've been together for a while, he could do better

>>2012298
she's alright but she's a confirmed hoe, dunno why this guy thinks he won't do the same to him. if she did it to the baby goat, she will do it to the "potential man" of tier-2 ru cs

>>2012302
device also got together with a confirmed esports whore
honestly you just got yourself to blame

>>2012298
gokushima was in the crowd at this event btw

>>2012302
I meant cause of her past mostly, not the looks, and yea it's gonna happen again unless he's packing

>>2012344
such a pleasant community, what could he possibly have against this upstanding gentleman?

>>2011553
>>2011557
I think thats one tranny doing a samefag op, every selfie looks similar enough that it could be the same person, perhaps with some editing to help.

>>2012344
>coping, seething and most likely dilating as well
damn

>>2012370
>Banks
Uhhh

apparently CYPHER's benching went completely behind his back, he only got the news from the manager after the players celebrated together and all parted ways
absolutely disgusting desu, i'm joining the hatewatch now

yuge

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/528734830800666625
ITS UP

>>2012518
grim

Can someone explain to me, why does this game feel so shitty to play? Everything feels like shit, movement, shooting, visually the game feels like shit.
I unironically tried time and time again to get into it but I simply can't.

>>2012531
subtick

>>2012531
the game feels awful if u have less than 300 frames consistently

3farts is getting cancelled by troons bc of ai slop that has nothing to do with them lmao

why this happen

>>2012641
what you see is what you get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_xlqfaYwec
Total Choas.

>>2012675
Oh what, he changed it right when I posted that.

>>2012531
>visually the game feels like shit.
That's the one thing it's better at than CSGO, but alright weebshitter.

>>2012721
>coin flip on who win
grim

>delay after getting off the defuse
who the fuck EVER asked for this lmao
Valve are so fucking dumb

>>2012723
B8 used to be believable

FAZE UP

faze will lose and go home

marsborne won lfg

lyeku so fine bruhs

START THE FUCKING GAMES

>>2012754
BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Why do they have these asian cuties at the door? Considering a ton of pros are weebs, that must be very distracting.

早上好哥们 who we rootin for today

CAN IT FUCKING START

its 11:15 im going to bed sorry

What's the deal with Krimz and missing American tournaments? Does he have a criminal record or something?

>15 min
OH MY GOD FUCK THIS TOURNAMENT

>>2012765
I stayed up extra late to maybe catch the faze series but fuck it this tech pause is going on for way too long

>>2012775
impatient ahh nigga

>>2012769
And then there's broky...

>delayed 35 minutes
>"SOON"

>>2012784
Botky literally needs every extra second of practice he can get

faze the fuck up boys

>>2012800
*in one hour

>>2012796
>feel the rush

>you slide more in wet terrain
caster just said this. is this true?

F0ZE

wtf who turned off the lights?

just realized that Legacy beat 3Dmax by purely outclassing them in rifling skills, their awper was their worst player on every map and they still beat a top 10 team
i wonder if a Brazilian team will try to experiment with a 5 rifle roster, just someone picking up the awp in special situations. they clearly have plenty of good shooters but desperately lack awpers. i think it could be a possibilty with MR12 economy and the peekers advantage of CS2, maybe not on the highest level but a tier 1.5 team could run with it.

JCOBB ROUND MVP WOO

do they play with defuse change in cac now?

It will be fucked if they just flew to China after EPL and got sent home in under 24 hours
but also kinda funny

KQLY shot lmao

>jumping headshot
lol

f0zekeks

>>2012769
why does twistzz look like a 38 year old virgin IT sysadmin here

>>2012769
glad those niggas wear socks and shoes inside, or at least for the picture. only repulsing niggas walk bare foot under other niggas eyes and noses

>>2012846
Fuck you nigga

>>2012849
>Twistzz joined the game
>Twistzz committed suicide
>Twistzz quit the game
nigga tabbed out to banter
this is an elimination game bro

Shieeet jcobbb

jcobbbased

is jcobb better than rain?

Jcobb already more clutch aura than frozen in Faze

i hope so bro

Twistzz...

>>2012859
failzeniggas do not deserve goatzen

keeeeeeeeeeek

>>2012863
literally saving hltv stats

What a bot play from headbrick, kys

nt broke ass

LET'S GO B8

erm fazek-ups

when is npl gonna leave this bot team?

>>2012889
and he says it

>karrigan stayed with the AK
>Twistzz with FAMAS
>karrigan dies with nothing
>Twistzz trades
Like, why not drop the AK if you are going to act as bait anyway lol.

>>2012889
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NtvzksUjyE8

what does +2.5, +4.5 or whatever mean in terms of betting?

>>2012895
karrigan is the floor raiser bro, not the ceiling raiser

>>2012905
don't get into betting
bigger number, more uneven

>>2012909
mostly wonder since i see it on hltv and twitch chats

>>2012905
usually round handicap
so if someone bets on B8 +4.5 that means for the bet to win B8 has to either win or lose by no more than 5 rounds. Also >>2012909

npl vs 9

karrigan taking a nap.

headtr0ck really sucks badly

The power of vibes is insane. Shit turned Twistzz into a fucking demon.

wtf is twistzz eating over there? I thought EPL was just overperformance, but he continues his rampage

look at this shit, he's literally better than donk this last month

>>2012959
hippogan is so fucking heavy and hard to carry, twistzz is getting swole as fuck

>>2012963
>1.40 ct
reverse donk

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT

faze is just carried by twistzz

>>2012970
>alistair
>liazz
>dexter
VGHHHHHHHH

nt tardky

jKWAB status?

okay he just ain't it
which non-unc do we replace him with?

wtf is corncobbb there for

B8 winning all the clutches here

OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2 OT2

*smokes you for no fucking reason*

Fart Master won

>>2012997
did you know he's farting on some mentally ill girl who has a disease where she gets ocd depressed-insane-housebound over things being unclean

>>2013000
Yeah vexxsie is based

>>2012982
ok nvm
b8 choked but they're playing in a second language with a sub so it's understandable

>>2013003
ok nvm
b8 are based and winning ot3

impressive calls karribot

fattigan t-sides is something else
FIRE HIM NOW

B8 are Vitality Tier.

-broky +monesy
-jcobbb +donk
top 1 team

>>2012978
dev1ce on nip was completely wiped from my memory. i was staring at this for about 10 seconds confused before i remembered

how are faze still jetlagged? this looks extremely sloppy
or are they just back to playing to their opponents' level?

>>2011553
>queer vs queers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a2H8wL37HQ
not my problem

>>2013019
tardigan is out of ideas

6 t sides lost in a row

WHAT MORE CAN RUSSEL VAN DULKEN DO?

>>2013031
get jcobbb kicked

Honestly hope they get eliminated. I can't watch this, terrible time for games goddamn.

>>2012970
>>2012975
holy shit huuuuuge the boys are fucking back real Australia is back APAC is saved count your days typoointheloo and shartquest

>>2013035
nah
let them win it
it's not like this format and production is peak live watching experience anyway

>>2013008
yep
I'm gonna go to bed, and when I wake up faze will have kwabed out of this tournament to a bunch of ukrainians with a stand-in speaking english. it'll be pottery

bro headtr0ck is so slow

It's joever

FAZE THE FUARK UP

doubters btfo

Man it's so late now, not sure it was worth it. These chinese tournaments are going to fuck me up.

broky carrying

why is that guy event there?
just give the question cards to the chick

my liquids :)

>>2013079
liquid isnt playing today

>>2013072
he's clearly there to humiliate manlets
pic related, brutal mogging. sad!

mambo jambo in action

kek

How the fuck was this even possible.

lol cac literally crashing PCs for typoo

lol
just put him down immediately

faze vs pain kino tomorrow

not even ccp shenanigans can save the retard chink team

>>2013103
you might actually be right in a way
they found the tallest chink just to have him stand beside the shortest western players
that's why they didn't ask blamef or krimz for the interview

Defecto strikes again...

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2386952/kyousuke-team-vs-magixx-team-evelone-duo-cup-season-2
we will be there

>>2013191
>mimi
Damn. THAT mimi?
Also, she was only 20 here but she looks hella older.

fuck that was close

>>2013000
>>2013001
how did she ever agree to that if she has extreme ocd about things being unclean?

/ourguy/

NaVibros how we feeling?

>>2012997
https://xcancel.com/3kliksphilip/status/1978428054180417820
He just cucked out. It's over

>>2013305
no fucking remorse eh

a battle for the ages is about to unfold

>>2013305
the troon cries out in pain as it strikes you

>>2013322
kyouwho?

>>2013322
>magixx and some 3 randoms
last 3 digits check out

>>2013305
HOLY KEKED

>>2013305
im aint reading this but how did he even piss off those faggots?

>>2013305
>I realise that my careless actions have been deeply harmful to the trans community, which I think is a beautiful and vulnerable community and -let’s be honest- is probably singlehandedly maintaining half the world’s computer server systems. Thanks for that.
Reminds me of his "apology" for the FrankieonPC shit back in the day

>>2013380
From what I gathered, his using AI in his recent videos led to some troon calling him a paedophile (funny that) and it spiralled from there

>>2013381
doesnt this nigga know that orangeman won?

navi getting bopped in mid

>lan duo cup
>120k viewers
is donk there?

noobi

skullz is my nigga

>>2013386
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PRIZE POOL
YOU GET ALMOST $40k PER PLAYER FOR WINNING
this is more than fucking EPL

not a great T side on mirage

>>2013386
hltv will track this shit but not t2 lans

Botleksi calling masterclass

>>2013389
>no donk
boring
last time donk+monesy won which is kinda op team

>3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
>3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
>3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
>3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
>3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT
3KLIKSPHILIP HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD INSIDE A SPRINGLOCK SUIT

>>2013393
>midnesy making something OP

>>2013391
considering the fucking prize pool you kind of should. it's on lan in belgrade too.
last time they had english casters. i think it was devilwalk + banks lol.

>>2013305
Is there anything more iconic than the Br*tish and capitulating to trannies? Dead gay country.

>>2013396
still seething?

>>2013395
F our guy...

wtf a girl is owning baby goat

NAVI HIRE THIS GIRL

>>2013397
>considering the fucking prize pool you kind of should
why
why is hltv obligated to track a 2v2 showmatch, but not 5v5 matches that determine who goes to the major

>>2013402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb8tKjsQpz0

>>2013404
anon you are so innocent

>>2013401
congrats on your 5th MVP in 4 years of tier 1 CS, Ilya

>>2013411
baz is getting carried
he was even in spirit academy, he should be better

you can take the ch0kesy out of falcons and g2, but you can't take the falcons and g2 out of the ch0kesy

>>2013412
you know you posted a picture of baitf right

I think Navi will still win but goddamn this team is a chore to watch, almost every game is a struggle, can't even reliably rekt these tier 2 teams anymore.

>>2013416
>hltv brain doesn't understand reaction images
what a surprise
also, both your sides of this convo are gay as fuck
who gives a shit about some showmatch

>>2013417
we're watching m0nesy choke 1v1s to a girl gamer with no english broadcast

monesy...

>>2013417
pretty sure furia or mongolz take it

>>2013429
Either Navi or Imperial win this I lament

Like a billion times better than fagadelphia, fagulan, thunderfag, esl pro fag etc....

>>2013435
>esl pro fag
that's what we call you behind your back

>>2013443
good one, maggix looks like that linus tech tips girl )

>>2013427
>maggix in a track suit
That wasn't on my bingo card.

>>2013443
lol

what the hell?

we need magixx back...

>>2013466
is he really better than zweih?

>>2013463
n0vi in a dogfight with a core of benched furia players

kyousukiiiii!!!!!!! uwu

>>2013466
that's a fucking hard carry

>>2013484
the GOAT, zweight can't hold a candle to him
>>2013469
very much so at this point

>>2013469
yes, he was limited by their system

coolest map veto lol, esl take notes

>>2013513
uh what's the difference?

Degster (on the left, crying) had a massive crash out about Rating 3.0:
>Rating 3.0, in my opinion, is fucking trash. Pityful attempts at fixing something that will always be subjective.
>Nowadays, ideas like "a kill in a winning round is more important than in a losing one" are just another feature presented as a smart solution. They forget that a kill in a losing round can impact the opponent's economy and macro gameplay. This is simply ignored.
>Personally, I've hardly opened HLTV to check the ratings over the past year. You can play a good match—both for yourself and for your team—and end up with a 0.7-0.8 rating. Even if you have a +KD, the system says you weren't active enough.
>All these updates show that the industry is still maturing. People are just figuring out which metrics are truly important and which aren't. It used to be simple: the most kills + a good ADR (and KD, if possible) - you're first. And what's it like now? Fuck around with a bunch of stats if that's what interests you. And young players can be very interested, believe me.

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vRnzzrE8X/
>Win-win cooperation! Wanji announced that Valorant has invested a massive seven-figure sum to sponsor Douyu's CS streamer to broadcast the game! "As a competitor, sponsoring a CS event broadcast is truly remarkable!"
valorant paid a million+ to get the exclusive chinese rights to broadcast blast events, then gave it to chinese streamers conditional on them playing valorant
these dogs have no shame

GODvi

>>2013532
did his rating decrease? maybe slightly but i think it wasn't good before eithe.

>>2013532
>>2013538
>Falcons bench degster ahead of m0NESY arrival
>Apr 14, 2025
>Introducing Rating 3.0
>Aug 20, 2025
???

>>2013538
>>2013542
You don't have to have an HLTV page to have an opinion on statsfaggotry

>>2013532
the only stats that matter are the ones shown in the game when you press TAB

>>2013560
eco deity apEX, please put on your trip code

>>2013544
why are you trying to force this gimmick when he's pissed about the stats not being accurate enough and implying he used to play for stats

Civil war

>statsfags
>tiktokbrains
>xitterfags
>hltvfags
>>2013603
yes please
make it happen, flopster

>>2013607
>statsfags
>tiktokbrains
>xitterfags
>hltvfags
what is left?

>>2013617
people who want to meme and watch the games

>>2013621
where do I fit into all of this?

>>2013617
me, the only guy who plays the game

>>2013624
>actually playing cs2
BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2013617
frogs and skinchads

>>2013622
you tell me

>>2013617
the biggest loser of all of them
the NA chad that keeps us updated with his tier 5 dead scene

>>2013626
neither count as people

Did FaZe roll back on the rebranding and made the shitty stars a part of the logo? Wtf? I liked that rounded look

>>2013532
he's right, everyone sees this system is shit and the swing calculations are based on bad fundamentals
Old rating was good because it was stable and you could immediately see which players played a map very well and which played very bad, for everything else in between you will always need to watch the game and use your brain

>>2013673
which "old rating" are you talking about? because he clearly wants rating 0.0 to come back, aka simple K/D/A + ADR which is horseshit only blameF wants back (and degster too ig)

>>2013673
its good you just have to watch the game to understand it and then let HLTV know about the errors you see so they can update it, also let nero know if monesy had a bad game so he can bump that up as well

>>2013603
tits or gtfo

>>2013676
I have watched plenty of games these last few months and looked at ratings to know the system is trash without a shadow of doubt, i could post so many examples but i don't want to spam the thread with statfaggotry. But the recent Vitality-Furia game where Zywoo had 20 kills over Flamez, +20 higher ADR and almost every other metric above him and they had the same rating is a good example. Actually FlameZ was above him which was ludicrous, then ner0 changed something and now they're equal. it's shit

>>2013687
No you dont understand donk getting all 3 kills on B on an anti-eco and then dying while hunting down the saved m4 is less impactful than someone trading out in a 2v1

Why did he fail to become a successful CS pro?

>>2013802
flusha wouldnt share his secret on how to do "it" on LAN iykyk....

>>2013802
>fail

>k0nfig confirmed retired
Made me tear up IRL a bit. Career lost because of one incident.
Streets will remember you fondly, brother.

>>2013809
was he the barfight guy?

>>2013812
Yeah
If he fought today nobody would give that much shit, unlucky that he had to do it during peak søy years.

>>2013809
>Career lost because of one incident.
lol nice cope

>>2013802
he mogged s0mple in multikill situations thoughtever

watchie

https://youtu.be/xbToQRHdZWk

>>2013868
tongue my anus

https://www.twitch.tv/cptjamesforce
Watch this.

Why are you trying to force me to watch that?

>>2013879
I'm giving you options.

>>2013885
we need a rematch with both teams in form

>>2013885
What event was this?

>>2013891
Katowice 2025

>>2013885
Shiro looks a bit insane here.

>>2013892
I don't think so. Because I think that was after Spirit won a map (they still lost the series). But they got 3-0'd at Katowice.

>>2013896
Austin maybe?

>>2013897
must've been this
they only faced each other 3 times (3-0, 2-1 and 2-0)

>>2013896
Dam I also thought about it
>>2013897
cant be, here's files data

>>2013898
>>2013898
>>2013899
Yeah they never faced vita in Austin. Lost to mouz

>>2013897
>he forgot about Jimi bodying Spirit

>>2013898
>>2013899
Makes sense.

i lost my open match 13-2 and played very very very badly

>>2013907
disband & retire

>>2013899
can you see that on a 4chan png? i just get this.

>>2013910
4ch auto deletes all metadata

>>2013913
okay i guess >>2013885 >>2013899
is same poster

>>2013914
correct

>>2013880
you're showing what a sad friendless creep is what you're doing

>>2013920
even esl's think stream link fag is obnoxious
time to pack it up bro
>>2013868
>>2013874
>>2013876

>>2013920
Leave him alone man, I appreciated the options

>>2013922
You're not fooling anyone, nigger

>>2013814
is this k0nfig on here coping or what
he lost a fight then ran after the guy and got his ass beat so bad he ended up in the hospital and forced astralis to play the rmrs with a stand-in meaning they missed the major, costing the org like a million dollars
then he joined nip and played with them for a year after that, and was so ass they went out 0-3 in the rmrs too, at which point he got benched

>>2013925
he got blacklisted from that fight onward
you think him being in nip is something other than an indication that nobody wanted his ass?

tadaima

>>2013925
it's just a case of proto-cancel culture
he walked so maniac could run

Are they ok over at HLTV?

>3 times more mvps
>more evps
>6 times more tournament wins
>0.07 lower rating (0.03 vs top 10)
>rank lower
is donk #1 locked in?

>>2013926
>you think him being in nip is something other than an indication that nobody wanted his ass
I think if he was an exceptional player then orgs would put up with him being a drunkard who repeatedly tried to fight people and sustained 2 (two) injuries that prevented him from playing. he wasn't good enough to be worth it, now or then

>>2013931
*he slipped so maniac could pretend to fall over

>>2013934
no because donk dodged a shit ton of high value LANs in the first season and now his team sharts for 3 tournaments in a row now
zywoo is 95% #1 in a fair and real world where hltv aren't cs2's tmz

>>2013934
>is donk #1 locked in?
Pretty much.

>>2013938
only 1
the thing is, if we go by previous rankings, donk is definitely #1, but the truth is that device got robbed

>>2013942
>but the truth is that device got robbed
is we deadazz?

>>2013942
>only 1
dallas and melbourne, ASStana isn't anywhere near enough of a compensation for dallas

>>2013943
if you don't go by pure individual performance yes. but if we do that then donk is #1 too.

Cologne MVP is like 5 normal event MVPs

>>2013946
astana had higher prizepool. saudi shills fuck off.

>>2013949
good thing that zywoo has major mvp and katowice mvp then

>>2013951
*blast major (=0.01 real major)

>>2013952
last EVER katowice mvp = 5 cologne mvps

>>2013951
fuck you

>>2013950
but saudis want to devalue cologne

>>2013950
>muh prize poolerino
keep dodging vitality, wh0nk, that last one in epl was super pathetic, not even hiding anymore

>>2013953
>last EVER katowice mvp
they put that bitch on sale 70% off, not even a third of a cologne mvp

>>2013868
what happened

>>2013974
overzealous high fives

>>2013942
There was only one actual robbery in top 20
Not counting shit like broky being #8 best player last year or blamef baiting his way into those without ever winning shit, obviously, that's just mental retardation from ner0

>>2013979
flusha cheated and everyone knows it

>>2013983
kennyS deserved it more than both

>>2013979
they gave it to get_right just because he was more popular.

>>2013933
uhhh it was round swing!

>>2013983
>flusha cheated and everyone knows it

Straight up embarrassing...

>>2013987
nice selfie

that flusha cache aimlock tho was up with that

only a very intelligent and crafty man such as forsaken could ever cheat on LAN, please put this delusional cheating fantasy to rest

>several pros immediately cleared their accounts of skins after KQLY ban
>naur bro nothing suspicious here

>>2013933
>1.0 kdr
>1.0 kdr
what's the problem? this is how it's done in chechenya

FaZe donk.

>>2014023
I really miss stavn...
no offense to magisk

nitro donk

>>2014032
imagine...

>>2013802
shr0ud fans and n0k0 fans have the same mindset

shan't be elaborating

>>2013995
loved this nigga like you wouldn't believe, possibly the only likeable frenchie in existence

now you remember picrel roster

>>2014141
it's so fucked up no one did anything about this kek

Go to bed, you schizo conspiracy FREAKS

>>2014150
But I just woke up.

https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Banned_Players/Valve
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Banned_Players/Other

new update is weird
movement feels much smoother, bhopping seems too strong, but kills feel delayed somehow (like i see the player dead ~100-200ms after i shot him)

>>2014166
you mean the update from 30 minutes ago?

>>2014141
This was on LAN btw

>>2014169
no, the lower your weapons on defuse update

ermmmmmm mouzbros...you've got some explaining to do...

>>2014180
...

>>2014180
>>2014183
das rite ytboi fuck u gon do bout it

What'll be Konfig's legacy?
Also, there's definitely going to be some news coming out down the line when he does some stupid shit during contract negotiations.

>>2014180
>>2014183
Imagine unironically cheating and being that boring. Like goddamn dude, can't even pull a villainous character with those origins?

>>2014185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD9iW-wlOQQ
and the two times journalists put out things lamenting him being a fuckup and him tweeting "damn u rite imma turn my life around"

>>2014185
>What'll be Konfig's legacy?
The third Paul brother.

I think k0nfig might learn the hard way no one wants to hire him and he will have to get a real job

>>2014223
just look at the guy, of course he can hold down a job

>>2014241
Damn.

>>2013533
They are desperate lmao clearly they aren’t doing well

Hey CAC organizers do you mind starting the event on time today?

>>2014281
how late was it yesterday? an hour?

>>2014282
About 25-30 minutes if I remember right

>>2014291
i think one game was like 30 minutes late and the other was almost an hour late

>>2014260
I mean they can do fucked up shit from a position of strength too
I think they muscled in on the na streamer market in a similar way, but with more backdoor implicit threats than carrot-and-stick stuff

stream being offline 15 minutes before game is really bad sign

>>2014311
okay came online right now
so it starts 5 minutes before game is supposed to start
but it will probably be more like 20 minutes of talking

WOAH IT STARTED ON TIME

today I am chinese

nvm these chiggas ain't shit

Chinese need to play more against EU teams. Even this new FaZe seems way better than them.

>>2014339
Small country with no money please understand.

你好 boys

twistzz is too fucking good

did he just say oy vey

>>2014355
He is way too good right now. Even though I like FaZe, everyone is way below his level right now. He is looking like a pocket donk right now, insanely skilled and consistent.

>>2014360
EPL22 among his best events ever

>>2014360
frozen hasn't been as great, but still pretty great
it's broky and karrigan who have been kinda shit for a while, and jcobbb hasn't looked good at all either

>tec9 with $4k
what?

Umm FaZebros

>>2014373
can't argue with success

>>2014373
actually i think it's weird teams do this so rarely
if you run in first you might as well just use a tec9 or mac10, it's not really worse than ak

>>2014370
Yea he's good but inconsistent.
That Spirit game really showed the potential of this new trio, it's a fucking insane team if broky and frozen can wake up and keep up with Twistzz.

Holy shit I just noticed it's karrigan outside kek.

just a pop every round

Holy shit ahahah

botky....

uh this was 4-9

karribot sold that round

>>2014334
nvm nvm, these chiggas AIN'T shit
or maybe faze is

NINE T ROUNDS IN A ROW
ON FUCKING NUKE

Tyloo outcalling and outshooting FaZe

ice cream nigga in his underwear

by the scruff of its HORNS?

how could elige do this

KWAB Clan

What fucking nightmare this team is right now. Looks like shit on T side Mirage and then look like shit on CT side Nuke.
There's really NO ONE ELSE to go outside instead of karrigan?

AAAAIIIIEEEE SAVE ME RAIN-SAMA

i like faze but it would be cool if there was a chinese team in playoffs

>>2014404
Attacker literally did nothing this map and higher rating than frozen with almost 1/2 in all raw stats xD the person who came up with a system this stupid needs to be studied for future generations

>>2014419
he probably won a clutch and it made up for everything lol
it's so stupid because he probably lost several rounds for tyloo because of bad he was

>>2014419
if you wanna look at the raw stats you can look at the raw stats
nothing's stopping you

>>2014420
Not even 1 clutch won

>>2014423
maybe he got kills in like 2v2 situations
those also give very inflated swing

looks like inferno is the only map that some teams decide to start t side on

>>2014426
Yeah in the first half he had a round like that with 2 kills. And he also did 2 kills on map point, but that's really it, invisible for 20 other rounds.

That turtle lurk from jcooob

Can't wait for another CT disasterclass.

man tyloo sucks
wait that long and the retake is a loss no matter what

Ok go Mirage this is over

>>2014461
They should have lost to Fluxo even

no one 13-0's tyloo, never even considered the possibility

>>2014462
Retardbro, Nuke was 4-9. FaZe Inferno B is literally free. They can still win this.

is like 90% of plants on infero on b?

faze can still throw this

>>2014467
there are some trees near a site, outside the courtyard

tardigan

Classic hard counter to FaZe, hold W

FUT is gonna win

it's not happening again, is it?

>>2014481
Stop being a bitch

>>2014480
who gaf

lads, it's faze

broky t side giga carry

>these odds
im guessing the game is delayed and faze have actually won a few rounds

>>2014508
lol
it really is like that
bookies have information several rounds in advance

Bro jakub is such a fucking rookie man, holy shit.

gg

Well, guess their CT side Mirage really is the shit.

>>2014508
>>2014513
live odds are literally rigged like that

FAZE UP

It's kinda crazy how every time Twistzz overextends, he finds success. While EliGE was always giving up the advantage when doing that.

-jcob +krimbo

LIQUID IS HERE

man I can't stop laughing
Liquid losing is always so damn funny

my liquids :)

man that was the most obvious A fake ever, even flubbed a smoke how did shartquid fall for it

How to save NA, a brief guide:

f0ze: -karrigan +any EU rifler, Twistzz to IGL
l0qu0d: NAF to coach, +Lake

>liquid's map pick
>5-7 t-side
>elige 6-11 t-side
thank fuck faze got rid of their "best t-side player"

sadly we won't get a faze vs liquid final
they'll meet in the quarters tomorrow, unless liquid somehow wins this

>>2014614
bald fraud hasn't won anything in 6 years, why do people keep glazing him?

>>2014624
US fans don't have a lot of tier1 players to latch onto would be my guess

>>2014624
neither has p0mple in 3 years, yet here we are

>>2014633
he won a major
didn't even need to play
that's how goat'ed he is

retard play from elige

Liquid so SO back

my fluids :)

liquid doubters awfully quiet...

>>2014650
the whole thread is quiet at this hour
still doubting hard
hope they win tho. I want a faze liquid final

Which 4 of these teams will make it to the playoffs? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>2014667
I wouldn't count OG out completely, but yeah
there's a pretty big skill gap

>>2014667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD5V-d8

cashed out at 300
didn't want to get too greedy

>>2014681
>300
how much is dat in eurobucks?

>>2014682
about 40-50
went in with about 3 euro at x29

>>2014684
not a lot of money overall, but probably the best bet I've made in a while
made the bet when it was 7-12 and they had that hour long tech pause
I just knew the chances of a reset were good

He will be back after Budapest...right....RIGHT!?!???

>>2014686
heroic this time, at 15-18