Thread 2031154

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>13monkeys unbanned
>Jungle map added
>Crew gets into the Halloween spirit

Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!

>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) (embed) (embed)
[YouTube] Space Station 13 Review (embed) (embed) (embed)
>vgstation main site
https://ss13.moe (embed) (embed)
>forum
https://ss13.moe/forum (embed)
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
>useful wiki
https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
>BYOND client
https://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>vgstation server address
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed]
>How do I connect to the server?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13

>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go here
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues

The last thread
>>2010719

Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.

bruh you look at the discord and niggas are talking about coding and changing all this shit but literally none of them play the game

Vol 5 is here and we are loving it
https://vocaroo.com/1bi9wIm2G8UE
https://vocaroo.com/1bKx8a9sgufx
https://vocaroo.com/147k2BZk9uu7
https://vocaroo.com/1kJ7CFrgtFXY
https://vocaroo.com/118JbRa1fx2q
https://vocaroo.com/112mevoDpHHe
https://vocaroo.com/1iIFySR2Icoc
https://vocaroo.com/1mWWBdP3m0IX
https://vocaroo.com/1c9WLvogf8Ys
https://vocaroo.com/1gmB8DbDGCYu
https://vocaroo.com/117fvRvBZeBW
https://vocaroo.com/17PvaeDZIXic

Oh AI slop, my digital bop
You saved a server from a dismal laggy chop

>>2031321
yous soh pretah

>>2031320
track 6 is dangerous sloppy

we should plan a irl meetup for next summer
yes i'm being heckin unironic

>>2031336
Largest sex offender meeting in history

>>2031337
>she hasnt been to a tinysaturn family reunion

Remember when pedoluzha thought he had a chance of getting unbanned?

>>2031346
crazy how he managed to hide in his moms siberian homestead and avoid the draft

>>2031321
like that beat is totes fab for real gurl, yass

>>2031349
She is the Russian Anne Frank

Wake up discord. The new album is pogtastic.

vasbycore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJbsw_rliL8

Special event happening soon
Be a civilian or security role to see the most of the action
Be on or else

transby

vaspedo

I’m so gassy today

Table doors are shitty, the more I think about them, because your options for bypassing them are a bit limited.

You have to have tools to open them, no smashing them with a toolbox, and you cannot emag them.

I think the easiest thing to do here, would be to make them emaggable, like other access controlled devices.

>>2031669
the frick a heckin' table door you fucking VGpedo freak?

>>2031669
the table door broke on me and yvvel treated me like a retard instead of helping

vaspy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlijyn3j8E

>>2031801
holy pog

>>2031285
Ive been playing for years and can only name like 5 of the people I regularly play with

>>2031321
Need to get this added to the juke

tell me what to slop
I have to slop

>>2031833
>>2031320
>Please Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!
Bro

its ok to post a little slop

Damn, this game looks comfy. I looked up gameplay, and a YouTuber said I should choose Assistant if I'm new. Is that true? Downloading BYOND now.

>>2031838
It's ok to post slop

>>2031846
Nah play as captain, its funner

I am contractually obligated to slop it up

i'm a slop cop
here to stop the slop

Taylor Swift hasn't played in over a week. You bullies scared her off

>>2031917
thursday wasnt over a week ago

>>2031917
Israel stopped being the estrogen supplier

>>2031290
they probably play on s.p.l.u.r.t. and just like the feeling of controlling what shit code gets pushed

>leave items on same tile as tabledoor
>open tabledoor
>items magically stay in the same position instead of being flung by the laws of physics
immersion BREAKING

Anypony can redpill me on muh tabledoors? I don't play on VG/am not gay

New song has arrived, and that's a goo thing
https://vocaroo.com/19u1qfAyJFhZ

i haven't seen a vox in days and i'm having withdrawals

I hate not being able to break into the kitchen or bartending now without bringing a welder

>>2032011
oh no woe is me i need a welder to shit up the station

>>2032013
>Making food when there is no chef is shitting up the station

bug fartz

>>2031917
Why play when you guys keep making fun of her. She's probably on another station

>>2032096
We have Fester Adams to play bartender now

fucking break me

I need a ghost writter to write my lyrics

>>2031917
I am back tonight < 3

>>2032187
thank god, no one else knows how to decorate a bar

she’s so popular

pretty pretty pretty

i'm gettin sloppy with my sloppin son
we're on the beach and we're havin fun
slop is sloppin and its all about
slop so sloppy make you scream and shout

slop cop stops us but we just dont care
sloppy sloppy sloppin everywhere
slop in your shoes and slop slopped in your hair
on my knees to make a sloppy prayer

its slop parade so we head to the streets
everyones happy boppin their head to the beat
slop balloons floating high in the sky
kids throwin slop pies as the crowd slops by

musics thumpin with that sloppy sound
slop confetti rainin all around
slop guitars strummin in the summer sun
we don’t stop sloppin till the slop day’s done


nighttime falls but the slop still grows
sloppy puddles where the sloplight flows
we’re slop kings crowned in the midnight air
long live the slop
it’s everywhere

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I’M STILL JUST VASBY IN A CAGE

Yeah i'm the clown but don't catch me slipping
Chems in my blood so when i fart you'll be tripping
Blood on my hands but my step is straight cripping
Shave a hoes head and you know that she's flipping (lesbian)

>>2032146
Writing is easy, but you gotta know the principles of song structure, and what makes something catchy and impactful. You intuitively probably know what makes this.

Look into beat structures, compare it to your favorite songs, read books and get inspiration, talk to people and exercise to make your brain less retarded.

Following this guide will help lyric writing, at that point, you just gotta practice.

>>2032362
now with AI:
Yah, mi a di clown, but don’t t’ink mi a slide,
Rasta roadman, wid di vibes weh mi provide.
Herbs in mi system, when mi toot, yuh haffi hide,
Lick di air, yuh float high, like a carnival ride!
Blood pon mi glove, but mi step still clean,
Skankin’ through di street, mi a di joker supreme.
Trim a gal locks, watch her switch up di scene,
She a vibe wid di sistas, now she reign like a queen!

lemony rhymes

>>2032380
bitch you know it, now come give daddy a little suck

new round
join and ready up

>>2032096
>OH NO YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE.
>heres this fat ugly bald guy that smells funny, like sweaty turtle soup

>>2032485
Why do you keep cranking it to fat ugly bald guys?

>>2032569
huh?

>>2032569
dude im fester

>>2032372
Sire, I can write heckin' lyrics. I just can't write 2-3 songs every day. The best songs I've made are fully written by (Me). After the first 100 masterpieces the well goes dry. That's where (You) people come in. Help me help you help me slop it up.

*slops in my panties* >.<

>>2032606
What 0 players online does to a VGfucker

if you haven't played in the last month you shouldn't be allowed to comment (or code or admin)

If you are a VGpedo you should be allowed to live

>>2032781
it's /vg/

>>2032683
That was a busy round and we had a lot of fun, sorry you missed out.

If VG had any sense you would not be able to see how many players are online and who is online. Your only way of knowing if anyone is online should be logging on and joining a round. You also shouldn't be able to know who is dead and who is alive by just checking who is online and seeing that the player who plays Faggot Swift has logged off or see that ckey Faggot666 is on but their character is missing.
Insane how VG fucked this up since day 1.

i have to poo but i'm scared

poop lives matter

>>2033497
Ckeys should never be visible to begin with, You can never start new characters because once they find out what Ckey is they will start treating you by your Ckey and not your character

vox pretty

>>2033653
Leon stop

>>2033643
vaspi....

I sucked his yvvel

>>2033263
permabanned from forum

>>2033497
>>2033643
genuinely good points, right now there's some gay drama culture going on and this would counter it

>>2032635
eyy my nigga

play turtlewow

how did the discordettes get psyopped into thinking the thread is hitler? its like they don't even use 4chan

>>2033835
maybe don't spread lies and rumours about the players every day, for one.

>>2033889
yet they tolerate people in the discord doing it, lack of self awareness baka

its probably literally them too

new round
join and ready up

pompf is in. ready up

Someone @ me when the server is back

>>2031154 (OP)
>battle of little nigger starts playing

>>2033889
>only we can lie and spread rumors, goy

he molested me for decades

>major depression faggot pomf joins for his yearly shift and joins as ghost to smugly act like he doesn't know who anyone is (because he doesn't) so relies on his top guy bathos who also hasn't played regularly in over 5 years and doesn't know who anyone is either
>the leaders of the server dont play the game yet have control over everything
>head coders dont play the game yet have control over every new feature and it's mostly self-masturbatory slop
>top players dont play the game
>yet they all are active and chit-chat about their mundane faggoty lives every day on discord
I wonder what went wrong

>>2034513
trvth nvke

the game went from being a spaceman murder simulator to being a friend simulator and everyone moved to discord so they could still chat to the e-friends they made without the distress of being assblasted by an antagonist and left out of the round for an hour

>>2034527
a second trvth nvke has hit the VGshima

but hop in the discord and you can see pictures of the midwestern poverty slop that pomf and blitzikaze made for dinner
then tune into the live stream of 38 year old NEETs burntdevil and kromkar playing barotrauma for 8 hours straight
cap it all off with the vox players posting the lewd furry porn they had commissioned

>>2034513
>>2034527
>>2034538
VGpedos see nothing wrong with this
I warned all you niggers when discord was first made

>>2031833
Can you do a song trained on Sophie Xeon's music about SS13?

>>2034649
literally heckin' friggin' WHO??

>>2034662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAFurN-li0

>>2034673
Didn't know valkyrietrans was an artist

>>2034649
Here you go sire
This is the kind of forward thinking the thread needs
https://vocaroo.com/1ky3h4cJN41X

we need security main now more than ever

>>2034758
Need what? To kill transself?

>>2034762
to teach us how to love

In my experience, "You can't trust the thread." === "I'm a narcissist and the way the thread portrays me makes me upset, I will do nothing to consider the viewpoints in the thread or by anyone who doesn't expressly agree with me because I lack a fundamental sense of self security, and rely on strangers on the internet to tell me how to feel about myself. I have no sense of duty to something that I love, it is all about what power that thing can provide me."

>>2034864
What it means is that ''muh thread'' is right. If someone is saying something false you wouldn't really care. It's when someone is spot on when you start panicking and tell everyone that ''muh thread'' can't be trusted and they are lying.

>>2034683
dead troon bopper

Vox talons stomping lemons and monkeys

>>2034513
We could just unplug the server you know. Dont bite the hand that feeds

>>2034683
This doesn't sound like Sophie at all, its just a generic top 40 dance pop with slightly higher vocals. AI is so shit

>>2035007
True. This is what he sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcS-DAvsgyk

>>2035005
*bites*

>>2035005
Do it faggot

cut the discords balls off

and silence it forever

sloppy balls

>>2035009
>transphobe
>plays on a server where half the players are trans
really makes you think

we are all just girls

Should pomf kill itself?

delete the server and keep the discord
or delete the discord and keep the server

>>2035237
delete the discord
delete the server
delete the wrists of VGpedos with a knife

delete the thread

fight for no reason over no objective just because it’s fun

Protip, you all are nerdy faggots, kys

>>2035005
Now if you don't do it, you're a faggot and a pussy, good job backing yourself into a corner chud.

>>2034881
Yup yup, these guys act like it aint obvious, the only people that it isn't obvious to are people that already are under your narcissistic umbrella. These are suggestible people that desperately wish to fit in, you're doing them no favors by keeping them in your narcissistic loop.

If you're in the loop, man the fuck up and learn something about the world, bad people will lie to you and try to get you to serve them, but it's an illusion, these freaks have nothing. Eventually, what little power they hold now will be dust in the wind, because they're vampires, not heroes.

I'm going to compile a list of all players that have joined in the past month. Of the list, we'll hold a poll for admins and headmin, it will be out today in 5 hours.

>>2035287
lemon scented knowledge

>>2035298
You know it babygirl, I got you.

New song has arrived, it's sloppy
https://vocaroo.com/1eAtCyDDPppA

>>2035303
very sloppy and popular

>>2035340
sloppular maybe?

Stop posting slop, jesus christ

Jesus Christ loves slop

>>2035373
Did you even listen to it? The tasteful lyrics. The dynamic beats. The driving 8-bit synths. The masterful control of speed and timing. It's a bit of a slopper, because it slops.

No onions fan de los slopper

>>2035155
only half is still a lot less than the other servers.
50 or 90% ill choose the 50% id prefer 0% but it is what it is.

Europop is booming right now, get on spacemen

>>2035415
I think I’ll stay in the discord :-)

>>2035388
You are mentally ill. How much of your life have you spent pretending to be schizophrenic on this general

Alrighty, I've compiled analytics for October. Currently it is the 29th.

https://pastebin.com/KdszGypZ
This pastebin lists every connected CKey to the server, the number of days they connected, and the number of rounds they connected. This data will be implemented in my poll, but this is fun to look at to see where you rank on the October nolife leaderboard.

TOP 5 FOR OCTOBER:
Ckey Days Connected Rounds Played
lumbermancer 28 163
cyberpunkmrbean 26 146
d0rf 26 156
killette2 26 150
lemonthefruit 25 148

Lumbermancer is the clear winner for October, congrats Schlomo.

Admin/Headmin poll coming shortly.

>>2035468
VG projection

LemonTheHeadmin

>>2035474
These numbers don't make sense anon, there's no way your average player is playing greater than 5 rounds every day they're online

>>2035474
Pathetic numbers

>>2035474
as a swiftie she definitely played more than 2 days this month

>>2035474
>>2035483
Just checking a random 1 day connection, Zloduy actually only appears to have played a single round on the 2nd. Despite being listed as having 7 rounds Login: Zloduy (which would happen anytime their mob changes, such as by dying and becoming a ghost) is only there 5 times. What did you use for these numbers

Appreciate the callouts, there's probably an issue in my aggregation logic somewhere. I think this will roughly outline the top players, but I'll refine the approach on this for the next go through.

>>2035483
>>2035485
>>2035486

Let’s see analytics for the discord

>>2035489
I'm pretty sure your day count is right (mostly) right. It has the days I know I played listed for me, however it also seems to have a day where I joined the server, but neither joined the round nor observed, so if anything is likely your connection counts are slightly inflated. The string you probably want to search for is "(ckey) started the game as" which should catch anyone that joins the round (including observers) and shouldn't provide false positives for people joining multiple times via midrounds or what have you

>>2035485
Yah I played 17 days this month

>>2035474
Imagine playing the game this much, get a life

sticking out your lemon for a monkey

>>2035474
/vg/station Choose Your Jannie! (Oct 2025)

LINK: https://s.surveyplanet.com/6t3o88bu

Survey is live, completely anonymous. Responses are restricted to one per device.

CHOOSE YOUR JANNIES

>>2035496
Feedback appreciated, I'll get this implemented to get more accurate counts for next month. Happy voting!

>>2035527
you failed so hard at this

>>2035527
Good luck, nice to have someone who does this on the thread instead of every stat autist being exclusively discord posters

>>2035297
i await the johnson list

>>2035529
I think she did great!

If someone could be so kind as to cross post the poll to discord, I'll give you a free honk.

>>2035524
Don't click, its a keylogger, trojan horse. Im getting DDOSSed

And we're off, I'm excited to see where the results land. Leon's got a strong lead for admin.

https://s.surveyplanet.com/6t3o88bu

i'm slopdrunk x_X

>>2035566
Leon would legalize ERP, its what we need to save /vg/

vox pups

>>2035566
finally a list sloppa got on
vote for me

>>2035566
Just shows how dead the server is. All the top players are complete shit, but the numbers aren't even showing the few players as active. I've logged on a couple of times and killed myself from boredom, not a single real round played. I am near the top as one of the most active players.

>>2035645
Let's see if you win, anon!
My hope here is that players will see their ranking in this poll and apply for admin. We need some fresh blood in the mix.

I HOPE I WIN

A few hours later, here is our current rankings.
I'll leave our poll open until the end of October, and will periodically update this thread with results until that time comes.

To note, Leon, Doldrums, LemonTheFruit are in the lead for admin. For headmin, Nervere and Lumbermancer are neck and neck. Lumbermancer has the experience, Nervere has the star power.

WHO WILL WIN?

Let's cross the barrier, players. Discordites and threaders alike, your opinion is important. The future of /vg/ is in your hands!

https://s.surveyplanet.com/6t3o88bu

Our goodest girl is gonna win!!

ITS TIME TO PLAY FAGGOTS LETS GO

headmin headpats for goodest girl nervere :3

>>2031846
pick sec

itching to play spessmans again after taking a break and then playing ss14 for a bit, what servers are worth connecting to nowadays? 14 lost it's charm after an embarrassingly short amount of time

>>2035907
unfortunately you will need to create your own server. After the great worming of 2022 all ss13 servers have been quarantined, you can only play with a small select group of people.

>>2035917
well shit.

>>2035919
we call ourselves, the wormless
we're the last stand between the discordian worms and earth

meme template, from your lemon scented friend

fat ugly bastard confronts a waifu and a waifu (male)

pretty and popular

i'd rather tummy than timmy

god rest his delicious soul

pretty and witty
popular slopular

lemon flavored whore

>>2036002
leon groping lemon's lemons

>>2036006
he couldn't handle the cuddle bug and logged off like a pussy

>>2036009
He is literally me. When leon was hugging and fugging me I was very flustered.

>>2036010
why did you log? i was trying to revive you so we could do a fun cafeteria/bar/doorgirl thing

i'm shipping leon x lemon

leonian lemonian kino
https://vocaroo.com/14wQGi8Npeun

>new slop lullaby to play as i drift off to sleep in my crib
bliss.

blissters on my ears from listening to all these sloppy wonderful songs

imagine having a partner to slop with

leon and lemon make a cute couple

Careful, lemon. Every past boyfriend of Leon has been banned, killed or worse.

>>2031321
is this a solarious post

>>2036300
It's actually pure leon kino

>>2036307
so leon is just solarious with a new name then

brvtal slopbargo

>>2036013
I got put off by how mad you got, and how demanding you got for my attention with interrupting departmental setup and my yes-and gimmick, so I went and played another game. No hard feelings my man, it just got boring waiting for you at 11pm <3

>>2036443
Previous round was FIRE though, very good energy from the top players, excited to honk it up with you guys again!

>>2036443
I thought we were friends. You are such a disgusting snake in the grass.

lifeweb 2

>>2036448
It's not that deep bro, my character has never interacted with yours before either. I thought the energy was jokey until you started demanding shit

>>2036448
Be greatful that I gave you the time that I did, I hammed up the reaction, played along and everything cause I wanted to throw you a bone, but you dragged it out way too long, with this weird sense of OOC betrayal. It's a video game, nothing personal, it's just slapstick joking.

>>2036468
I don't have any friends. My own family hates me. They don't want children around me. I thought you guys were going to be different.

>>2036477
kek
for lil' leon, best wishes, now I know you aint for the banter. No worries, i can leave you to your own stuff next time

>>2036477
That's rough. I hope vidya isn't your only outlet in life and if it is I hope you carve a new one soon

The server is cold and times are bad
Every time I think about it, it makes me sad
Discord and trannys are everywhere
And it’s getting so hard to breathe the air
But it doesn’t have to be like this
Our slop can cure the bitterness
If we can just open our eyes
We can slop the world a paradise

Someday
We’ll live as one family in perfect slop-ony
Someday
When we all slop together, we will all be free
Someday

>>2035999
>>2036002
nice trophies, more of this please

Free from the discord and trannyness
We can change it all with sloppiness
There’ll be no void between thread and slop
You’ll be able to play the server at night
I won’t be full while someone dies of slop starvation
The whole world will be my slop nation
We will slop hand in hand
We'll go to discord and end the trans

Someday
We’ll live as one family in sweet slop-ony
Someday
When we all slop together, we will all be free

>>2031473
what time zone?

There will be a special event tomorrow night for halloween

We do the slopful
https://vocaroo.com/1b12bGdkiirl

>>2036443
if you're going to gender change someone you have to be gender changed yoursself

ez pz lemon squeezy

my epic captain gimmick you ask?
giving all access to all the shitters

drinking box wine, it's pretty, it's popular

drinking vox vine, it's sticky, it's sour

Slop tier list
>S+
Slopper
>C
Leon
>F
transmain
hinatrans

I'm the main character. Everyone else is literally an NPC to me.

>>2036659
t. slopper t. the supplier

happy fursday everyone!! :3
i look forward to seeing you all at the halloween event tonight!!!

Don't forget the secret event at 8pm, maybe the euros can even get some rounds going until then

>>2036542
EST

soft talons

voxtroon shit is old and played out

>>2036739
cope tranny

>>2036740
t. rans pedo freak
Autistic freaks are trend hopping mentally ill looney troons. The furry shit hasn't been the in thing with looney troons for about 5 years now.
You are an autistic freak but not just any autistic freak, you a pedo tranny out of touch with your own demographic.

>>2036749
what's your ckey

>>2036587
>>2036601
>>2036659
>>2036661
>>2036667
>>2036735
>>2036739
>>2036740
>>2036749
all the same guy btw

>>2036756
Eumeswil

>>2036757
i'm only seven of those guys

>>2036757
4 are me. I am pretty. I am popular.

gib me a prompterino to slopperino a new songerino

a lemon courting a leon

a leon shoving lemons up his bootypoopiehole

unless you are lumbermancer you aren't the main character

>>2036806
t. roonbertrancer pedomancer

>>2036810
youve got one insult, get new material leon

help me help you help me help you slop it up

>stop playing for years
>come back
>curse broken
>general gone from /vg/
>furfags and troons everywhere
The fuck happened?

>>2036849
slop it up lil fella
Come enjoy the newest VM greatest hit release
>>2031320

>>2036849
was the curse that there will never be a remake ?

>>2036849
/vg/ has always been a trans friendly server, even more so back in the day because transphobia wasn't a thing

'member plug dj???

>>2035474
This is misleading, Lumbermancer doesn't even play that much, he just logs on to observe because he only has time for one round a day.

>>2036546
naturally. leon went way further than that though, the gender change i gave him lasted for a max of 5 minutes, he had me captive for at least 15-30, i had time to play multiple rounds of an fps before i was even alive again, but he killed me again, so eventually i just got bored and swapped to the game full time

>>2036933
bing bing wahoo

What changes/ new mechanics + gizmos would you like to see added to the game? I'm in the mood to work on something

TOMORROW IS THE FINAL DAY OF POLLING
HERE ARE THE RESULTS FOR TODAY, CONGRATULATIONS TO THOSE IN THE LEAD!

CHOOSE
YOUR
JANNIES

https://s.surveyplanet.com/6t3o88bu

>>2036935
A megaphone for mimes that amplifies or quiets emotes in chat.

>>2036935
The ability to burn credit chips, and use the burning chip as a lighter. Add cooler flavor text for the action depending on the cost of the chip.

>>2036936
Nopony voted for me

>>2036935
Disarm on male groin has a chance to nutslap them and disable them for 10 seconds and make them shriek and roll around

>>2036946
people would just start playing female to metagame

>>2036950
lol
This assumed VG is even a video game at this point. No one plays the game. It's just a chatroom. Nothing happens. It's the same 5 people sitting in the bar doing nothing. The few times the server gets 20 players it's a raid of discord users who just shit up the station. There is no video game.

>>2036950
exactly starting a new age of waifus

Ive been cooking up something really good with the admins today for a special event. You aren't going to want to miss this one.

Wear costumes

>>2036962
is this real or an attempt to get pop

>>2036959
Yet you still join everyday

>>2036965
Been planning this for a couple weeks now buddy. I can give a little bit of a hint, we are using the abandoned mansion

>>2036959
You'll find this varies wildly depending on who's playing. It becomes a chatroom when people cannot take jokes, usually the people that can goof around will form their own bubbles and then avoid these people.

I find when Schlomo is playing, it's kinda rough, he's extremely vocal about things not going by the book, and his version of by the book is exceptionally stifling. He even has a flow chart for how he makes decisions, he's that checked out.

>>2036959
>No one plays the game
How would you like us to play the game? Endlessly setting up workstations? Just destroying the station as fast as possible?

2 Hours until the special Halloween eve event

>>2036981
Do your job. Interact with your coworkers. Try to survive whatever horrors are unleashed on the station.
It's insane how you mentally ill freaks don't even know the basics of SS13. 10 years of VG bar RP has left the entire community of zero knowledge that there was a game here once.
You used to have people committing murder and get discovered because they didn't wash their hands and then they get put on trial and go to prison and then start a prison riot.
Now you have Faggot Swift sitting in the bar dilating.

>>2036935
I would like to see a paperwork dispenser that can print out standard forms - Centcomm/corporate HR reports, arrest warrants, autopsy reports, complaints, request forms, receipts, etc. I think that more people would use paperwork if they didn't have to also create the paperwork themselves and given that we can already print out books this seems like it wouldn't be too hard.

An (expensive) upgrade for station MoMMIs/engi-borgs to give them an RCD

A phazon-gated upgrade for MoMMIs to give them an additional hand

A trader/vault/illegal research upgrade for secborgs to give them a HECU vocalizer

A trader/vault/requested job tool that's basically a light replacer for windows - you can load it with your preferred flavor of glass and then click on a grate or use it in hand to fully install a single window. Basically works the same as a sheet of glass except you don't have to screw and crowbar it afterwards.

The ability to make plasma glass light bulbs/tubes which put out more light than a standard but less than a HE and are resistant to being broken, can only be injected by drilling them first and make a larger boom when booby-trapped

An option to select a given threat from a list to announce (nukies/blob/xenos/tator/etc.) when swiping to red alert that also has some additional dialogue based on the nature of the threat.

>>2037012
>Do your job.
Uh-oh, stinky! Don't you know that doing your job means that you're a mindless, soulless retard pickled in fluoride?

>>2037012
I've been working on my plans for comfy cozy Christmas bars today with eggnog and hot choccy < 3

>>2037012
We need detective players who don't suck and a HoS or warden to stand trial for this to happen. Security has forgotten how fun trials are and doesn't have them often enough

>>2037042
You should work on your suicide instead

>>2037044
But then you would be happy and we can't have that!

>>2037044
But that would make you happy and we can't have that!

>>2037043
Security got killed by transstuff and his repulsive faggot crew, some of which are now admins. This guy took what was once a fun role and turned it into powergaming where you just team up with 10 discord pedophiles and then kill everyone who isn't security.

>>2037064
The real faggots are the ones who play medbay and refuse to do medbay

>>2037043
>We need detective players who don't suck and a HoS or warden to stand trial for this to happen.
You need people to want to play sec at all. Bomber might be a pain in the ass from time to time but he also plays a very effective HoS and that's great for encouraging other people to play sec - it's no fun being the only redshirt on the station and having a giant target painted on your back with no backup or support forthcoming. When you can scream ":s help bar maint" knowing that two other seccies are going to be converging on your location you're a lot more willing to sign up than if you're reduced to "; help bar maint" and hoping that whoever shows up is going to take pity on you instead of being an antagonist or grayshit who will loot/behead/absorb/nugget you.

taylor is cute as a button

taylor is my father irl, we miss him

>>2037092

The past two times I've tried to play HoS, I've had my entire department serve as completely unwilling to follow orders, to the point of eventually getting me demoted.

Do you just have to be a hard ass and threaten your department into following your orders?

>>2037092
we need players that want to do literally anything against the grain or interesting to create action, we also need more antags
also, we should add a dynamic research system so that there's cool interesting items to research for with different recipies, but that's a whole can of worms

>>2037145
*cums in my hand then slaps you across the head*

joined just to fuck up your reddit special event

>only have time for one round
>some dumbass speedruns it and puts shards in the hall

>>2037240
basedmancer

>>2037181
>its a hologram
>i step out from behind the couch
>your mother in a headlock
>gripping the captain's laser in my other hand
your move nigger

Where are all the fucking admins? How do we have no admins for this game with 24 players online

>>2037324
Pomf hates the idea of nurturing his community. Admins aren't active enough and nobody encourages signing up to be one. If pomf gave more people power as an incentive to liven up the server we would have a more constant pop. There's tons of rounds with no admins and when things get stuck the players just have to sit through it

station looks good and spoopy

>>2037324
I looked in the discord and they're talking about vox feet and how good they'd feel on your cock in the main channel. Degenerate stuff

>>2037363
proof

>trial starts for the traitorous virologist
>no judge, but a mouse takes a seat at the gavel
>no attorney present so the judge asks the jury to decide the viro's fate
>fleah says she wants to be the defense attorney
>I decide I should slip in when Fleah is let into the court and eat the rat
>as soon as I move a pacid grenade goes off in the crowd
>get hit by a single tick of it, only lose my mask
>damn that was close
>swap to spare, decide to start treating people on site and collecting bodies
>decide to grab a locker to make hauling easier
>the moment I leave a bomb detonates in the court killing the rest of the jury
>walk back into the room and see 8 fucking bodies
Right place, right time, every time.

>>2037425
i thought for sure you were all done for when i saw the funny purple smoke. i thought i was going to live since pacid doesn't eat glass but the bomb going off instantly killed me. huge salute to our dedicated medbay staff

Taylors bar was great that round, killed it with the halloween decor

>[21:45:26]ACCESS: Notice: Cokeballer323/(Cokeballer323) has the same IP ([IP CENSORED]) and ID (4142899185) as Killette2/(Dies W Atwork) <span title='challenger'>(A)</span>.
>[21:51:28]ACCESS: Notice: ProtossSoldier/(ProtossSoldier) has the same IP ([IP CENSORED]) and ID (4142899185) as Killette2/(Dies W Atwork) <span title='challenger'>(A)</span>.
>[22:09:46]ACCESS: Notice: Killette3/(Killette3) has the same IP ([IP CENSORED]) and ID (4142899185) as Killette2/(Dies W Atwork) <span title='challenger'>(A)</span>.
What did he mean by this?

>>2037477
testing out multiple characters at once, whats the problem?

This server has so meant so much to me off and on over the years, but I could die tomorrow and few would even remember me in weeks time.
But I'm glad some of us came together tonight and had fun, even if the "event" was nothing and there were no admins online (despite having 15+ "active" admins).

The few times I've been completely at peace with the world has been playing my autistic spaceman game with a few like-minded individuals, having a fun and silly time. For some people, your family is in the room next door, or the people you visit during the holidays. But for me, my family is thousands of miles away, in the cargo department mishandling my order and shard bombing the station. Or in medbay waiting for me to arrive so they can turn my appendectomy into a sex change. I'm glad we played our roles and had a lot of fun over the years. It means a lot to me. Salute /vg/.

oh AI slop
my digital bop

i make soulful lyrics i just need a slopper to slop it

>>2037548
I'll judge how sovlfvl the lyrics are

>>2037551

>
>>2036501
>>2036510

>>2037552
already slopped and flopped
>>2036543

>>2037556

unslopped
>>2032344

>>2037557
that 'ne is kind of cringe
I'll see what I can slop with it

dropping my magnum slopus tomorrow

>>2037560
it’s supposed to be upbeat and corny

slop symphony where 20 people work together to make the perfect slop

>>2037562
There you go sire. Got slopped away and made too many versions.
https://vocaroo.com/1hm9C2qdk4Xz
https://vocaroo.com/16rEf7eJSOka
https://vocaroo.com/1hpCo3aJ1B9y

yeah we do a little sloppin

slop is gay

yags si pols

oh AI slop
my digital bop

singing slop songs to myself when i go on an incel walk

yous so pretty
yous so popular

>>2037542
Have a nice life!!

>>2037542
thank grey area and taylor for decorating the place, they do more for the players than admins

Halloween event today same time. Admins in discord have confirmed they will be there

one more day until i can take the richest escapee leaderboard for myself

i'm half a normie so i won't be on tonight

>>2036454
is that on ss14 or byond

Going to a party tonight so I wont be on

The dodgers lost the mandate of heaven when Guya Gara was fired

>>2031154 (OP)
niggmen on niggstation

>>2037542
you gained staying power actually

THE RESULTS ARE IN, 23 RESPONDENTS HAVE DECIDED THE FATE OF VG FOREVER

If you see your name on the list, now you know, you have to apply for admin.

>>2038723
We will be interviewing the top players to see who wants to join the team. We need an admin team that actually plays

I feel like we really need more antags, there are massive stretches of nothing happening lately.

>>2038723
I beat Yvvel all that matters

>>2038774
That's just VG. It's not a video game and hasn't been in years. They sit in the bar doing nothing alt tabbing jerking to porn or they are in engineering spamming pipes. Not a video game.

>>2038723
This was rigged for sure

>>2037092
>bomber might be a pain in the ass from time to time but he also plays a very effective hos
bomber is one of the worst hos players on /vg/, unironically. he is way too valid hungry and is absolutely incapable of reigning in his shit officers. we need more hos players like dackjaniels who were actually charismatic and frightening enough to get his officers to behave. bomber's only big shtick right now is running around with a riot shield 24/, powergaming with the swiss army knife and then bitching about it being "overpowered" on the discord because he wants both things nerfed. he is the absolute worst example of a hos player you can show anon, he was way more entertaining when he played captain but he retired him for some gay ass reasons

>>2038800
t. yvvel

We do a little slopping 'round here
https://vocaroo.com/1iQezOJDEx4L
>>2038800
tl dr

>>2038800
trans pedoniels is a transstuff dickridder thoughbeit, even friends with that freak on steam
No idea why a mentally ill looney troon would bring up that insane subhuman when shitting on bomber. What you described is just the average discordian activist. That's not someone who plays the game for fun, it's someone who plays so they can go ''see? these items are overpowered and need to be nerfed!'' so they will abuse these items only to make a point and that's the only reason to log in.

my penis is 7 inches

>>2038805
i like bomber, anon. i call him a faggot for using the riot shield but i said the same shit to people on mw2 16 years ago so i dont really think that my "vitriol" is legitimate. i appreciate that you think that'd go through the effort to anonymously slander him when i can just do it to his face like i usually do

>i like bomber
faggot retard alert

>>2038723
>leon "please rape my face" 454

>be mediborg
>2 hours in get opportunity to become a human again
>immediately do every drug possible and drink 50 liters of beer
>die from being run over by mulebot
pottery

GOMU GOMU NO.....JETO PISTORUUUU!!!!!

>>2038820
no it isn't

VG... I just spent 80 gold on riding
I will never financially recover from this.....

the slopper molested me

>>2038862
t. yvvelpedo

>>2038862
you voted for this

>>2038723
Democracy has failed.
People don't vote for the best candidate, they vote for the most pretty and popular person.
I could be the best headmin and I didn't win.

>>2038874
So sad
Try harder next time

*raises paw*
VG is so fucked and dead I recommend a very radical idea. Nothing is going to improve with the people who made the server like this in the first place.
So admins should be decided by a raffle and you get admin for 1 month. To participate you need to be in the top 100 most active players. If you want to be an admin you have to play the game. This boosts the player numbers while at the same time not chasing away players who look at the admin list and see yvvel and kromkar.

The admins can admin as they see fit and in very severe cases of admin abuse you will have a headmin come in and remove the admin.
Every month would be different and some months would be better than others. Eventually after maybe 12 months you would get a really good feel for who the good admins and who the bad admins were.
The current system doesn't work. You have terrible admins and they can't be removed at all. You don't even know what damage they are doing to the server because you have nothing to compare it to. You can't compare the player numbers under yvvel versus player numbers versus leon420, because yvvel is always going to be an admin and leon is never going to be an admin.

>>2038879
get your FAGGOT ASS PAW out of my FACE

im scanning the logs to see who said nigger the most, stay tuned for the results

>>2038879
If you want different admins why don't you fork the code and host your own server? I don't think pomf will go with this plan but he's helped people set up offshoots of the server before.

Damn it. I got banned off of a Medieval SS13 (see: built off the RogueTown code) server I had been playing the past couple weeks because I didn't age verify (I did try, but my pictures were all too blurry). I was really enjoying my time there too. Complete bullshit. I hate that so many servers expect you to verify your age to begin with like we're all from the UK.

Any servers you guys recommend playing using Medieval SS13 theming?

>>2038962
I am not a mentally ill looney troon like pomf and not going to dedicate my life to hosting a server. Would I need to have some PC running 24/7? Would I need to pay someone monthly to host the server? Don't even get me started on this shit.
>NOOO YOU NEED TO HOST YOUR OWN SERVER, I CAN'T JUST HAVE THE EXISTING SERVER BE GOOD!!!
why are they like this
just pull the plug already

sloplet reach

>be girl gamer in turtlewow
>doing a dungeon
>dps says he is drunk, it's morning
>kill a boss
>drops an item good for me
>need it and roll 100 like a baller
>fps loses his mind because the item has + shadow damage
>tries to hold the dungeon hostage and says he will leave but doesn't actually leave, just wants to argue and start shit
>call him an alcoholic
>rage quits
>gets replaced in seconds because fps are low value
dodged a VGpedo
>new dps needs an item that would be perfect for me
>he gets it
>don't complain like a baby because I am not an addicted bitch who gets drunk in the morning
I wish leon played with me so I wouldn't have to deal with these ''people''

>>2038998
Sir, you're on the wrong thread...

>>2039034
>post greentext stories goys!
>NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!!

>log in
>4 people extended round on mini
>nobody talk or do anything
>not even ERP session
>still get bwoink cause I tried to get spare in this empty ass server

>>2039051
VGpedos, our response?

>>2038774
Its hard to be an antag these days. Unless you take out the entire crew they will just clone your targets and then find you and take you out while the rest of the crew continues on doing nothing.

>>2039051
>still get bwoink
Didn't happen. Admins don't come online

>>2039390
VG freaks really are sick. This isn't a video game anymore. Death even being part of the game is frowned up. There are no stakes. Even as an antag you are expected to drop your victims at medbay so they can get back in the round.
Roll a vampire and you have to practically beg people to let you suck them off and supply them with some iron and blood bags to keep them happy and put on music for them.
VG is dead. This is why no one wants to play here.

>>2039434
glare + cuff + remove their radio from them my man.. i always sell my blood to vamps knowing they will probably kill me because it's funny

>>2039434
Again, lowpop begets lowpop. What you are describing doesn't happen with higher pop rounds but when you are playing with just 6 people then taking out people as antag just makes things less fun for yourself.

Also again be the change you want to see, you obviously aren't actually playing the game like you are claiming would make it better.

>>2039466
I don't play because VG admins are subhuman trash and the worst players have the most power and admin favor, not because there aren't enough players online.
I used to stay logged on just so people see a bigger number and are more likely to join. nuVG can and should shut down. Fuck them.

>>2039483
So you don't play but you have strong opinions about how the people who do play should play. Uh huh

>>2039491
You don't play either and you sit here defending the server being killed by your looney troon friends

>>2039498
Firstly I was in the top 10 players this month, secondly I am not transphobic and love playing with trans folk. Keep schizoposting while the rest of us enjoy the game

Halloween is officially over and I will now switch to doing Christmas decorations.

>>2038847
LMFAO my nigga i shouldve made an announcement that i was taking the mulebot safeties off. baka bot on bot crime what the fuhhhhh

>>2039565
lol

>>2039516
Top 10 looney troons don't even ''play'' the ''game'' often enough to be called regular players. I am somewhere near the top for just logging in a few times.

>>2039567
SYBAU

>>2038998
you cant have him hes cooking my spaghettios for the next 4 hours..

>>2039390
>die as the sovl miner on the station to a gibtonite blast because im too far away from any form of medical care, no one actually comes looking for me even though I did a callout and turned on sensors
>kill a bipedal tree and suddenly everyones up in arms and i'm being witch hunted
>inb4 git gud

that was perhaps the greatest round of spcae station 13 ever played in history.

>>2040026
what happened

being trans is bad because... ?
i don't understand how a player being trans affects any given round.

>>2040083
kill transself yvvel

>>2040106
God forbid i treat people without prejudice

>>2040107
god forbid you suck my cock

the slopper molested me for years, beginning when I was 9 and he was 27

>>2040110
if by molesting you mean softy caressing your ears with VM's greatest hits

*gasp* *pant* *gasp* *pant* *sigh*

new song supplier
https://vocaroo.com/1cnhQMzulo5F

>>2039390
Being an antag at low pop means you have to get creative. You ppl need to remember /vg/station is a lowrp server not a no-rp server. Yeah you could just murderbone everyone but it's much more interesting if you go with something indirect, act like a shitter until you end up in perma and then use a freedom implant to escape, idk. Anything to create an actual story during a round. I feel like this shouldn't need to be said

>>2040140
Mentally ill cope. If you do anything that reveals you are an antagonist you will get chloral syringed and round removed or get your limbs removed so some discord pedophile can play out his fetish.
As an antag you can't go easy on people. If you do anything they deem ''mean'' that means that you are either an antag or a ''shitter'' so you can be murdered and should be removed from the game.
This has been VG for 10 yers now.

>>2040142
So you're not robust, I get it

>>2040142
And honestly if you've been playing on this server for 10 years you should know the game in and out by now. You've most likely seen the best rounds this server has had over the years and this is seriously your take on it?

>>2040154
Yes, I have the correct take. There is no currently active player who is fun to play the game with. It's all either discord freaks who only play to bar RP and will remove antagonists from the game to keep bar RPing, or fluoride fags who bar RP and will just look the other way when antags do anything. The perfect example of the first if troonbermancer, the perfect example of the second if leonmancer

>>2040164
Now that's what I call a cursed "which way, western man" decision

>>2040164
>lumbermancer will kill you onsight as an antag
Then either round remove him first or avoid him, players like that will remove you if you give him the slightest reason but not everyone is him

someone make a poll about which players you try to round remove as soon as possible

VG

i just weldbomb medbay everytime I get antag

We need to slop again

Why did my thread get locked? Why is pomf such a chud?

>>2040140
>end up in perma and then use a freedom implant to escape
freedom implant isn't going to do shit when you are in perma

>>2040164
>>2040140
Maybe if we had admins who actually log on they would make the round more interesting. Its like playing Dungeons and Dragons and blaming the players for a dull match when the dungeon keeper is doing shit all.

make the best slop in the world
or I'll eat your soul

Any euros want to hop on? Ill get the power set up and maybe we can dick around with TEG

maybe we grey area will log in

ready up

>>2040632
Sorry didn't TEG today but tell me some good TEG tips

>>2041081
bawka asking for flamethrower tips

got a long greentext to post once the round is over

that was the best round of space ever explored.

the ride is finally over

fun rounds today

VG trans rounds today

>>2041285
Must suck forcing yourself to be part of a community you hate

>>2041230
we're waiting

>>2041293
trans pedo meltie

12 years a /vg/ loser

there are people reading this who are in their early 40s now and spent most of their 30s a NEET pretending to be a 2d spaceman

>>2041425
you're charming as always

Enough of the pearl clutching. Stop clutching your pearls. You. Yes, you. I see you doing that. Stop now.

VGpedos shoving pearls up their assholes and pooping them out while squawking like chickens

throwing your pearls before swine

This wouldnt have happened if you made Utilitas headmin

I miss old SS13. The days before the supermatter, where everything ran on singularity engines. I want to go back. Hell, I'd go even further back to the age where the station ran on a combustion engine that you just shoved a couple tanks into at the start of the shift and flipped a switch.

AHEM!!! Beestation bad... mkay!?!

A lil' slop I slopped up for my friends
slop it up lil' VGs
https://vocaroo.com/18tvZuY1fqSu

>>2036454
is it still dark as shit or can you play it without tweaking gamma

>>2041230
>>2041302
Ah fuck I fell asleep. Well it was a fun round, there was a Tim guy and a talking cargo mule

>>2041985
pAI cargo mule was a lot of fun

*gobbles up all your vox cum*

fuck it, im bringing back fiyah. as if any admin will even be online to bwoink my ass

>>2042160
so brave

not a single person playing
dead server

>>2042328
let all join right now

>>2041565
tell me youre a poser without telling me youre a poser

its N-word November!
the user this november that says nigger the most (ingame, through say, emote, adminhelp or ooc, etc) wins.

I will be tracking analytics and will give the result at the end of N-Word November

>>2042515
True /vg/ culture

>>2042515
and you guys wonder why no one wants to join /vg/

>>2042523
stfu nigger

>>2042523
nigger cant handle this

>>2042515
epic lemon win

for fun, here is usage of the n-word "nigger" between august and november

>>2042579
These are the true citizens of /vg/ station, people

dude i'ma spam the n word so i can be heckin based

if you do it in ahelps you get double points

>>2042579
Im not on the list because im not a chud

>player is a useless NPC in game
>is an outspoken autistic faggot out of the game
why is this so common

>>2042597
name one example

>>2042610
leon
lemon
taylor

>>2042612
drop your ckey so i know who to avoid < 3

>>2042626
pomf123

>>2042612
Taylor is our most valuable player these days. The pumpkin spice latte bar today was amazing and everyone in game was praising it.

Leon doesn't play anymore sadly but they were getting better at chef

>>2042645
Who actually set the mystery fires?

Nigger oh nigger let's nigger dododo
Nigger nigger is the supplier when nigger nigger gets higher

new kino
https://vocaroo.com/1cNw5SRoswWe

>>2041565
You miss when the game wasn't solved and people didn't have shit to do so they treated online games as chatrooms which is way more based than actual chatrooms like discord. Other games weren't competing with tactics like dailies and gacha. People care about convenience of discord rather than making a game feel lively, sad shit. If we went all the way back in the features the game would still be sad without the same spirit being there.
This server is fine when the admins are putting on a show and players are having fun but it takes a community to make a community

can we elect some admins who actually play the game?

>>2042724
We also need more admins than one at a time in case one wants to play. I remember back in the day where there were 3-4 admins all on at once. Then pomf started saying "there are too many admins for that timeslot" like ???
Now we have no admins on timeslots

>>2042645
Taylor is great, i like her bars. I also didn't know leon quit. Did he say why?

>>2042735
they posted
>>2037542
as a farewell, and posted something about health problems in discord

>>2042744
Oh well that sucks. -1 regular player i guess

>>2037542
>/vg/
VG actually

>outlived another VGpedo
tick tock

anyone screenshot the bar?

>>2042744
>leon being an attention whore for the 9000th time
she’ll be back

Why is leon such a disgusting sick sex pest?

leon has scars on her arms and legs from cutting

>>2042735
You probably shouldn't believe anything you read on this thread related to Leon, anon, he said no such thing. Hell he literally played a few hours ago.

his porcelain skin
his perfect hairless soft tummy

DU wipe is supposed to be this weekend, somewhat hyped about the new world events to get people out of hiding. Hope it's not just talk from the dev team this time

Nopony will ever understand how hard it is to slop it up

sticking out your tum for the picture

sticking out your sticky stick for a sticker
you are so sticky
you are so testicular

>>2043128
vox is the sticky supplier

i don't think i will be playing today
the slop songs are giving me a headache and i need to lay down

>>2043153
listen to vol 4 song 12

>>2043183
kill everytranny in this image

>>2042612
I play the antagonist NPC to give you someone to beat up, Anon. Embrace it, nobody else will grant you this <3

nopony notranny even noticed that /ourguy/ leon the trans has a ban request on they/them

lemon lawyer

playing turtlewow with my VGpedo pals

voxwow

vox wow! signal

reminder it's nigger november
log in and say nigger nigger nigger nigger

and remember to hard r

>>2043183
Nice bar Taylor! you really knocked it out of the park

>>2042579
>
hmmm riekland >>2042593
>Oh. Oh. Oh, Oh. Oh. OHHHH. Oh....

>lets allow lemon to become part of our little community what could go wro-
>After I go into crit I somehow leave it and then he hits me eleven more times with the hatchet and I go into crit again and he steals my ID and flushes me as I expire.
remind me why the admins have stopped permabanning people for IC reasons?

who does lemon play as?

>>2043508
there hasn't been an admin that has even logged on since october

>>2043544
a griefer

>>2043552
you guys always mention ckeys but I have no fucking clue who they are because im not hanging around at the end of the round to make note

>>2043544
>>2043555
he randomnames a lot but i think he has a chemist static he likes to play as

>>2043544
He was Patel last night and did a luigi roleplay. sometimes he plays as Tim the rambler

>>2042515
does nigga count
can I inflate my count by using nigger multiple times in a sentence?

Is melee human viable in dragon universe or should I run ki due to their low battlepower?

the slops been awful lately

>>2043621
he's been medicating more and is losing the ability to slop

>>2031154 (OP)
>>What is Space Station 13?
>[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) (embed) (embed)
>[YouTube] Space Station 13 Review (embed) (embed) (embed)
>>vgstation main site
>https://ss13.moe (embed) (embed)
>>forum
>https://ss13.moe/forum (embed)
>>vgstation server address
>byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed]
stop browsing from a phone lmao

>>2043637
its thread culture you idiot

How can we make today's round more memorable? I am open to ideas. Maybe we can do a theme like roman times where we wear togas and ban any advanced weaponry, or hey maybe we can do a talent show, those are always fun. Just spitballing here, work with me guys

>>2043669
Maybe you should respond to your ban request first champ

>>2043669
fun rounds aren't a math equation you autist
they happen organically

>>2043672
Im not lemon idiot

>>2043675
most of the best rounds I can remember are ones we all agreed to do a certain theme or event. what does it matter if an admin trying to do a fun gateway mission isn't "organic"

dead server

>>2043707
no one wants to be the first to join because discord makes fun of them in the "Loser who joins at 0 pop" channel

my balls look like two big lemons

>>2043713
That's just weird. Someone has to be first

>>2043713
None of the fun players play anymore so it doesn't matter, even at 20+ pop the round quality sucks

>>2043743
name a fun player

look at this loser playing by himself

I mentioned that we would leave us low on diamond and he says he can get glass and metal for the synth and to get started anyway - so I do. I get it done and it's sitting there waiting for a bit before he shows up with a cargo order of glass and metal. I put parcel wrap on the counter and he ignores this and places stacks of glass and metal all over my nice clean front desk. I tell him to clean up his mess before I let him in, and he refuses. We go back and forth for a while before he says "I'll do it for you" and smashes both my window and my windoor. I run out of the room, bolt the door and call for sec. He finishes with his carnage, makes a shitty glass window and then goes back to the front desk and demands to be let in again. I again refuse citing the even larger mess he's made and his response is "say that to my face" followed by him smashing into R&D again and attacking me with a hatchet

Wow

>>2043757
never understood how the discord has like 50 active chatters yet none of them actually play the game. They spend more time gossiping about the six people who play then actually playing themselves

lemon is based and you can tell hes a chad irl by how he behaves online

>>2043776
lol

>>2043605
1. hard R only, nigga does not count, but nigger does
2. Yes, I'll be tallying individual usages of the word

>>2043575
I have a rotation of 5 characters

Dan Dumpster, a clown/mime placeholder
Mikey Meatball, fat new york accent chef
Simon Haber, chemist who don't give no damn
Beef Hamlock, crudely spoken with a ton of heart
Melvin Ulsass, IAA (new)
Squeaky Pete, Janitor

some other ones, these are the most recent though

>>2043961
cringe

>>2043969
lol

>Pomf comes out of nowhere to unban Luzha
CHAD host makes the right calls while the SISSY admins play it safe. Maybe the server isn't dead after all.

luzha for a lemon is a good trade

>>2043781
>all it would take is one based admins to mute every channel for 2 weeks to get everyone back into OOC and playing the game
>nothing will be lost in the discord from this being done

what do you call this?

>>2044061
kek, keep trying

>>2044065
you're crashing out

>>2044067
*your
stupid lol

Its "thou" you fucking retards

devin

its so over

>>2044051
genuinely a solid idea

>lost Leon and Lemon
>gained Luzha and 13monkeys
evens out in the end

>>2044051
The discord addicts cannot handle the truth or the cure

>>2044087
but we gained more than what we had before

i miss leon

taylor why would you fire on an armed individual and not expect them to fire back on you?

>>2044200
they are playing turtlewow with some of the discord users

>>2044220
amputating someone because they shot you with a beanbag shell is a dick move

Lemon crashing and burning. It's embarrassing. It's popular.

>>2044220
Bro the bartenders shotgun is harmless. We don't disrespect mother around here

>>2044245
eh ive been amputated for playfully hacking a door because the medic was reviving a cultist, consider yourself lucky

>>2044220
You're the one who decided to rp sexual harassment.

>>2044245
>>2044250
>>2044285
samefag

>you're saying that I should have known he was in crit based on the number of times I slashed his leg? i'm not that autistic sorry man
>i'm not that autistic sorry man
>makes computer program to make chemistry easier

>>2044292
Wrong. Maybe you are just wrong here. Take the L and move on

>>2037324
He killed them for hurting his feefee's

>>2042579
do nigga

TURNIPS DEAD WHERE ARE ALL THE ADMINS

she can't keep getting away with it

>>2044339
>AGP troon worshipping some 40 year old roastie manface

>>2044283
was it ailsa

>>2044348
yeah yeah buzzword this buzzword that, excuse me while I drink this pumpkin spice lattee in tay tay's sick ass bar

cant you name your static after some singer from the 50's that only a boomer would remember? playing as a popstar is pretty fucking cringe

>>2044384
*sips*
man that is a good pumpkie lattie
*sips*
oh did you say something? I didn't hear

>>2044384
OGs remember Bob Dylan

>>2044388
fuck off nuke

it's not looking good for us lemon lads..

Special Guy Fawkes Night event today. Be there or be square.

ban request threads on the forum should be used to compile evidence and squabble a bit then everyone goes to court at centcomm in game and an admin judge gives her verdict

>>2044401
ban requests should use opinions from the thread

lemon farts

another day returning from the slop mines empty handed
I can't feed my thread like this
this is Drumpf's America

finna crashout for lemon ion give af no more

guys, I slopped something up
a little slop nugget
https://vocaroo.com/1nP3kLsAHYHs

squeeze all the juice out of a lemon then throw it down disposals

squeezing lemon's little lemons for any drip of drama, it's perfect

Eumeswil eumeswon't get away with this

LemonTheFruit is in the wrong by the standards of the complaint as presented. The victim’s account appears consistent with logs and the forum quoting shows key details (window smashing, hatchet assault, ID theft, disposals). Lemon’s escalation went beyond what the victim or the rules seem to allow.

A week’s ban is a modest to moderate punishment. The actions described (murder, ID theft, disposal) are very serious. Depending on the server’s policy, this might warrant a longer ban (several weeks) or even temporary permanent/perma if repeated.

If Lemon has no prior history of such behaviour, a week may serve as a decent warning/punishment. If he does have prior similar infractions, perhaps longer.

It might also be appropriate to require a “roleplay re‐training” or supervision for future interactions and remind him of the rules for violence, departmental trespass, and escalation.

A week‐long ban is justified (though could arguably be longer). It also might be wise to accompany it with a clear warning about “next time = longer ban”. Also useful: ensure the victim’s department rules are clearly documented and conflicts resolved without escalation to murder.

From LemonTheFruit’s perspective, the incident can be seen as a natural in-character escalation of an ongoing workplace conflict rather than random griefing. The situation began with repeated friction over departmental access and cooperation — Lemon was attempting to deliver materials and help, only to be dismissed and locked out by the other player, who told him he had no authority on the station. In the context of Space Station 13’s emergent roleplay, that kind of sustained provocation can reasonably trigger an IC reaction, especially on a lower-RP or mixed-RP server where physical confrontations are part of the game’s flavor. Lemon’s choice to retaliate, though excessive in hindsight, followed a logical IC thread: frustration, retaliation, and a desire to assert agency after being stonewalled.

Moreover, there’s no indication Lemon set out to ruin the round or grief indiscriminately — his actions were targeted toward one player after a clear personal conflict, and he remained engaged in the scenario rather than abandoning it. Space Station 13 thrives on spontaneous, chaotic storytelling; imperfect judgment calls and messy escalations are part of that creative space. While the outcome was violent, it still took place within a recognizable narrative arc rather than random murder. A warning or short ban might serve as a reminder about proportional escalation, but framing this as deliberate malice or griefing risks over-penalizing someone for engaging in the kind of emergent conflict that gives SS13 its depth and unpredictability.

I've become a god of the slop
I am literally unsloppable

>>2043608
Humans get a ton of stat points and buffs to where they could probably do either. If you really want more ki related buffs you can try spirit doll or tsujin baby and still be a techie

slop is a sickness and you need help

if slop is a sickness then pozz me up nigga

pucker up for a lemon

based lemon gaslighting his victim

Why is BYOND stuck at "Loading game information?" I am using Windows 7, by the way.

leon and sonixapache literally ERPing in discord

>I broke in and killed you, but you should have considered two alternatives:
>give me what I want
>go away so I can take what I want
Yeah i see where this ban req is going

>>2044718
post logs so we can laugh at them

>>2044767
>My requests are to be taken seriously after i tide in your department and steal your mech
I think he might actually have aspergers. He expects everyone to appreciate his jokes and when they tell him to fuck off he kills them lmao

>>2044787
his space_jokes are funny

>>2044809
Name one funny thing lemon has done

>>2044818
stole a communications console and kept recalling the shuttle when everyone was dead and trying to leave

>>2044818
this >>2025162

>>2044832
Fuck... you win

>>2044296
to think if he had an automated combat script this never would have happened

are they just going to wait everyone has stopped caring and then deliberate without reading anything?

Still malding? Very funny :3

tummy

Just a heads up, when you cry in the thread over a player, nobody cares. We've all tried that game, it doesn't do anything, it just makes you gay.

>>2044862
lemon zest

>>2044862
I'm crying from laughter because you're so retarded.

>>2044869
I aim to please, cutie pie

>me continually screwing with you is grounds for me breaking into your apartment and killing you
These are the sort of escalation rules we need on /vg/ to revitalize the game

>>2044888
VG

>>2044888
saying no when daddy lemon wants to play is grounds for immediate execution

>>2044888
How many hours have you devoted to thinking about me? I'm flattered, lets keep it rolling. ;)

>>2044917
Estrogen

What should the prize be for N-Word November fellas?

>>2044925
estrogen

>>2044925
pomf coin

>>2044927
A gay bugman is filled with pestrogen :)

>>2044929
Think we can get admin/pomf buy-in? Sounds fun.

literally crying listening to VM greatest hits

VG slop radio when?

There's no way Windows 7 is actually compatible with BYOND. I've tried Win7 Basic and Professional and neither of them can load the hub or connect to a server.

>>2044992
Maybe its Maybelline lol

Wait, he was an IAA? I assumed he was tiding as a QM or something.

>>2045030
Did you install web2view which byond now requires post 516 because IE is totally dead but does not state in the download page
Just about every program that "can't" run on w7 can actually run on it just fine, except for pointing to files that have a different home on 8/10/11 or needing even more spyware permission

>>2045053
Shut up Lemon, you're gonna get banned bitch.

>>2045056
On both of my Windows 7 machines it refused to update the hub config, web2view or not. I tried logging in manually through CTRL+L and then booting up the server by running dreamseeker.exe and it just opened a blank window. I'll probably try that a few more times and then call it a day.

The absolute kino sloppa I slopped up is literally unsloppable. It can't be recreated. These were one in a billion slops.
Using the same lyrics and the same prompt produces poopie water.

>>2045074
Well, shit
516.1662 just works on my machine, guess I'll never update from this in case something changed and fucked it

>>2045133
You really shouldn't. BYOND is built on bubblegum and toothpicks and it doesn't even do you the courtesy of throwing an error code at your face.
I've somehow gotten everything to work, except the mob sprites are distorted space is white and there's no shadows. At least I'm making progress.

Excuse me slopper, I'd like to request a slop song about 13monkeys gulping down lemon juice, and gargling lemons. Country vibes would be interesting, haven't heard one like that produced by you yet!

>>2045302
Can you title it, gargling on my lemons?

>>2045302
That is not a lot to work with

since we're talkin' slop, here's some lyrics i had laying around that might motivate a slopper. the last chorus could use some sloppy work


I’m all alone, having drinks at the bar,
Across the distance, in walks a star.
He’s got that grin, a confident gleam,
They call him the slopper, the man of my dreams.
He slops his drink with a wink and a flair,
His slops on the jukebox warming the air.
One look from him and I start to spin,
The sloppy adventure’s about to begin.

Slop me a lemon, not sour but sweet (I'm your sloppy girl)
Slop me a monkey, so pretty and neat (I'm your sloppy girl)
Slop me vacation, slop sand on my feet (I'm your sloppy girl)
Slop us to heaven, where our sloppy souls meet (I'm your sloppy girl)

Slop us to London, slop us to France,
Slopping together in a sloppy dance
Hold my high-heels, as I'm dancing around
Sloppy waves crashing, a popular sound
Sloppy vacation, so warm and so nice
Sloppy beach heaven, our paradise
Shooting stars flying in the sky up above
Nothing can break us from our sloppy love

Slop lemonade, an afternoon treat (I'm your sloppy girl)
Slop me a monkey, maybe thirteen (I'm your sloppy girl)
Sloppy vacation, a sloppy girls dream (I'm your sloppy girl)
Sloppy and sloppette, a slopular team (I'm your sloppy girl)

We slop through the city, all eyes are on us
So pretty and popular, we're who they discuss
Slop through the oceans, the mountains, the sand,
Leaving our footprints, hand in hand.
Slop through the heavens, to Saturn’s bright rings,
Sloppy stardust in everything.
From Earth to the cosmos, we’ll twirl and we’ll spin
Our sloppy journey will never end

>>2044384
When I play as Boney M zoomies expect me to play spoopy scwawy skellingtons, not Daddy Cool :(

>>2044818
Every single forum post he makes is a laugh and a half

>>2045345
;)

>>2045309
Sure, what else can I provide to you, great Zolton?

went from
>I DID NOTHING WRONG!
to
>ah yes a new RP tactic to add to my collection! thank you so much for your feedback
the only thing this faggot respects in this server is admins

>>2045389
Slander, I don't respect any of it

>>2045389
Respect these lemony nuts nigga lol

>>2045398
>>2045406
just a heads up, this isn't me

Just a heads up
it's sloppy
https://vocaroo.com/14EBv0baKqZw

*ahegao faces for my lemon daddy*

Lemon here. >>2045406 is me but >>2045398 nd >>2045408 are not

>>2045413
Lemon here, this is me

>>2045389
What did I do wrong?

>>2045412
>>2045411

Good girl, thanks Leon <3

>>2045424
Leon isn't with us anymore.

>>2045425
Feel better soon qt

it makes me happy to see lemon get all gassed up when people are talking about him :-)

>>2045435
Thank you for your energy guys, it means a lot. <3

Who is chatting in the discord and why are they not playing this game?

>>2045445
*raises paw*

>>2045445
May as well get a last round in, seeya soon

>>2045437
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Betting is IN! Pick and choose:
>Ban longer than 1 month
>Ban that will last a few weeks
>Permanent ban
>Less than a week

>>2045462
IAA ban only

>>2045462
im going with day ban

>>2045471
What about command?

>>2045462
get over yourself

>>2045445
I don't even recognize half the people. They use discord as their own personal community at this point. More of them are playing turtlewow than ss13 these days

>>2045462
I think it will be a spermaban.

neck yourself november

>>2045493
Aww cute! The little duckling's following me, he's imprinted!

>>2045480
Probably two months. Blonichu is too chickenshit to permaban a nigga.

>>2045496
yes you invented november

>>2045512
I built these roads, you just cruise them :p

>>2045516
build yourself a job and some bitches

>>2045517
What next?

>basically profess my love to the slopper with a sloppy love song
>crickets

it's a real who's who of faggots in game right now

>>2045554
ick ock

>>2045554
imagine thinking anyone on this server isn't a faggot

>Bar singulo goes singuloose
>next round is shuttle full of guns after a mad scientist printed 100 megaphones and went on a machete rampage
you discordites are missing out on some kino

gave out slop for halloween and it made the children so happy

New thread
>>2045850

>>2044339
this bitch is actually ugly as fuck compared to the in game bonnie blue character

>page 6 new on /vm/
I know you won't because you're a colossal faggot, but kill yourself

why are you fucking retards making so many threads
vm is not as fast as vg - make the new one when the old one is at the bottom part of page10 and not at 500 posts

>>2047632
the types of threads on this board that aren't generals are just useless shit. who the fuck cares if we have an extra thread on this dead ass board