Big dick randy
Lol i just had such a good run in arena breakout it's almost scary
>be me
>craft the ultimate assrapist crackhead lMG (AK-74 with cheap attachments, decent recoil control and a 100 rounds half-circle magazine)
>unironically name that gun big dick randy
>join raid and spawn near the motel
>enter it with my squad, immediately encounter the boss squad in the first hallway
>i throw myself in front of somw regular ass SMG guy and mag dump that entire 100 round mag into the boss's squad in two bursts, 80% of it fucking died just from that
>boss hides around a corner, my teammate follows him, i jump in to help, finish the boss with the shittiest pistol and the shittiest ammo in the game that i just found a few minutes earlier
>my squad fucking loves me, they give me all the 5,45mm rounds on the squad we just exterminated
>everyone collects some nice armour, then we leave
>go near the stables, hear bots
>we go in, i rape this unsuspecting guard bot with 30 bullets
>hear something on the street, sure enough, more boss squad bots
>use my RPG on them, oneshot the entire patrol with the one rocket i had
>we enter the stables now, looting some nice stuff that's usually found there
>enemy players show up, a squad of four
>teammate peeks out the window, gets shot
>i jump in and let it hail bullets again, finish that nigger with a 100 round magdump of cover-desintegrating fire
>wounded now, spend some time healing myself
>jump out of the window, find well-equipped AR guy there who killed my other teammate
>magdump him as well with 40 to 60 bullets, he never stood a chance
>get all my teammates' weapons and a bit of the luxury-tier loot the last guy had on himself
>i absolutely assraped everything in my sight this round and i still have full mags with 5,45 because of just how many bodygaurds we killed
>the spirit of big dick randy was with me this round
RANDY, HE IS THE ONE, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS
>be me
>craft the ultimate assrapist crackhead lMG (AK-74 with cheap attachments, decent recoil control and a 100 rounds half-circle magazine)
>unironically name that gun big dick randy
>join raid and spawn near the motel
>enter it with my squad, immediately encounter the boss squad in the first hallway
>i throw myself in front of somw regular ass SMG guy and mag dump that entire 100 round mag into the boss's squad in two bursts, 80% of it fucking died just from that
>boss hides around a corner, my teammate follows him, i jump in to help, finish the boss with the shittiest pistol and the shittiest ammo in the game that i just found a few minutes earlier
>my squad fucking loves me, they give me all the 5,45mm rounds on the squad we just exterminated
>everyone collects some nice armour, then we leave
>go near the stables, hear bots
>we go in, i rape this unsuspecting guard bot with 30 bullets
>hear something on the street, sure enough, more boss squad bots
>use my RPG on them, oneshot the entire patrol with the one rocket i had
>we enter the stables now, looting some nice stuff that's usually found there
>enemy players show up, a squad of four
>teammate peeks out the window, gets shot
>i jump in and let it hail bullets again, finish that nigger with a 100 round magdump of cover-desintegrating fire
>wounded now, spend some time healing myself
>jump out of the window, find well-equipped AR guy there who killed my other teammate
>magdump him as well with 40 to 60 bullets, he never stood a chance
>get all my teammates' weapons and a bit of the luxury-tier loot the last guy had on himself
>i absolutely assraped everything in my sight this round and i still have full mags with 5,45 because of just how many bodygaurds we killed
>the spirit of big dick randy was with me this round
RANDY, HE IS THE ONE, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND HIDE YOUR SONS