Thread 2040852

Halloween slop edition

>GLITCH SPREADSHEET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14RvniUIOXH09QtEAD1fF7scZ5-7blc3dtTqgczAPTjY/htmlview

>LATEST PATCH NOTES
https://www.ea.com/games/skate/skate/news/update-028-5

>OLD THREAD
>>1997632

What was roughly the progression of the releases of this game before early access? if all the challenges were present back in 2023 what exactly has been happening to the game and what got added or removed? is there some sort of timeline handy.

>>2040947
Freestyling it on this post, it was mostly testing things on the map, at some point we had the infamous collab zones, hills, different plazas and etc. However, most of the things you see are in the game since forever.

Challenges had a similar timeline, they were tested and had slight changes. A famous one is the manual pad hopping in the waterway, it had a lamp post in the middle, one youtuber complained about it saying it was harder than it should be and to get footy (short for footage) so they removed it. Things like that, numbers, tricks.

The co-op mode they're announcing is probably a team throwdown they tested for a while. We never had SKATE and we will never will, they said it was hard to put it in the game beause of trick clarity and they were having problems with the replay system. 1up, death races and anything else were never in and enver tested. Death races are a problem because of player collision, fear of grifting (lol) and sync problems (which is why you don't have bruises, stickers are fixed, cars are player-side and invisible like pedestrians) the engine isn't good for that or for this game in general.

The store changed a lot, in the earliest the items used to be just there, no lootboxes, then they came up with lootboxes, literally everyone said it was bad, literally everyone were ignored. They introduced bundles, packs, rotations (everyone complained about rotations, everyone ignored) discounts, etc

Some items were removed because they were bad, problematic (for example, you could skate shirtless but when they changed the character creator that was gone)

>>2041125
>manual pad hopping in the waterway
i kicked that challenge right in the balls

>>2041143
People been doing that for years now lol
Footplants were bugged (still are, kinda) in a way you could also no comply + footplant several feet ahead and land on the grind. You could also manual near it and it would count as a grind.

Sorry bud

why did EA fuck this game up so badly bros...

EA, if you read this. first of all, kill yourself. then, let us play on linux, thx.

>>2041143
love me some manual scamming

>>2041522
That grind the top ledge objective got counted 3 seconds in for some retarded reason lmao

>>2041528
I've had that happen a lot, challenge goals completing themselves even though i didn't land it

>>2041528
>>2041531
As long as you're close enough it counts, for whatever reason this game is not able to register tricks on a specific object, only in a specific location. In this case, grinding the inner part of the lower ledge will trigger the upper ledge because they're so close to each other.
There's a challenge where you have to hippy jump benches that's really annoying because you can start the jump too early and it won't count, so I don't even bother doing it properly anymore, I just get close to the bench and hippy jump in place, it always works. You can apply this logic to any challenge, really.

>>2041481
>>2041484
Look, based solely on general interaction, interviews and social media posts I'm pretty sure this is all on Full Circle and not EA and they're abusing EA's fame as a shield
There was a woman (or fag) dev in the closed beta that was insufferable and always said some shit.

Once the NDA goes away it will be pretty funny to see youtubers, especially the ones that got banned, opening up

had my first social interaction in 90 hours in this multiplayer game
guy came up to me asked to skate i said no because i was getting off soon but he followed me did some of my tricks then we spammed emotes and i logged off
thank you full circle for this really social multiplayer game

>queue for one second
WE'RE SO BACK EVERYONE IS PLAYING AGAIN

>>2041806
>12k players online
>requires a queue
EA is already downsizing server capacity that's not good news.

>>2041818
everyone entering the game at the same time to do dailies for 10 mins then fucking off

We did it.......

>>2041840
oops

>>2041843
I'd have to open the prop boxes to get the 11k rip score trophy, feels like a waste. I'm saving the chips instead and I have about 15k.

>>2041871
And yes I know if they never add new boxes or things to get with the chips I'll look like an idiot.

>>2041871
worst part is that you don't even get guaranteed rip points from them, you need to open the prop ones not titles

Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Time keeps on slipping
Into the future
Time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping
Into the future
I wanna fly like a seagull, to the sea
Fly like a seagull
Let my spirit carry me
I want to fly

in the shop today if you're interested

what a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So40Y-MUPKY

>>2041898
i have the battlepass and i don't think im gonna bother unlocking this fuckass outfit

One of the most baffling decisions from their part was making the new challenges be a one time thing only, why the fuck would you not put them in the daily rotation

>>2041997
that feels like throwing away even more money in addition to buying the pass in the first place

am i trippin or is the "gabber dance" a reference to Jay dancing in Clerks?

>>2042068
you are, in fact, trippin
gabber is a music genre

So... how's that Session update? Worth reinstalling yet?

>>2042110
session sucks

>>2042106
that's how people dance to it then?

>>2042110
They JUST added goofy stance, so i'd say no
At least darkslides seem complicated enough to have to wait for an update for them, but fucking goofy stance?

>>2042139
i don't know what the emote looks like, but presumably yes.

>>2042168
i'd say it fits the bill. i was never into it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDde1aUHUQ

im 150 braps away from 11k shit score

>>2042142
very technically it's true goofy stance because goofy before was just switch lol

Session can be quite fun but the fanbase are the linux users of skate games

>>2041901
I love the video and I think owen wilson is the best skater girl ever had but damn 400 svb for that??

just fell irl skating and hurt my elbow

>>2042605
>not wearing protection
mr hawk would be dissapointed

................

Here’s the purchasable “reward” for completing all three weeks

this looks decent

>>2042110
idk about the update but i've been playing it this week as all the Y1+2 DLC was on sale and i haven't played since EA launched. and i never even learned it, it was too fucking hard.
i gave it a real shot this time and can actually land some lines.

i guess its the usual - what is does well is fucking awesome, and where it's lacking still makes it feel like dead amateur project from 10 years ago.

but in general the trick feel and filming is so good it hides a lot of the jank like the autism upper body animations, so i've been loving it. haven't logged into skate since the start of the halloween update.

i expect season 2 to be the same quality but if 2026 content isn't changed significantly then this game is over

>>2043333
>reward for completing a bunch of shit challenges
>have to pay in game bucks for it
>it's ugly
I think they're actively trying to kill the game

>>2043387
is that not the choco coins you earn from the event?

>>2043427
It is, still annoying though, especially because to get the maximum choco coins you have to login every day.

Also, it's just a reskin of the shitty dresses already in the game. Why they thought this was an acceptable final reward for the event I have no idea.

>>2043333
so anyone playing as a dude can go fuck themselves basically?

I don't care about the cosmetics I just want more content and things to do in the game, I am already tired of all the skateable areas

>event 3 reward is a shitty emote
>the purchasable reward is one of those horrendous dresses
how fucking out of touch can you even be as a dev with all the videos and posts they're getting

Logged back on and thought maybe there was something else, they mean the dress
Also they gave me another 200 coins

>>2043599
And I’ve already bought everything so I’m left with this, will they let us get their equivalent in rip chips? Tune in next week for another episode of I Fucking Doubt It!

just why don't they put more interesting challenges like this in the daily rotation?? why leave them to be a one time thing only

>>2041194
I've done it legit, though I landed on the perpendicular side of the planter.

manual pump is ass
impossible to sync with (seemingly, fps-wise) constantly fluctuating timescale
auto pump justwerkz
fuck this shitty ass game

>Through Skate-o-Ween, we learned that the Event economy is not properly balanced and leads to a surplus of event currency that you can't spend. We’re making changes for the 7-Ply event later this month as a result and we’ll continue to evaluate to see if we need to make further adjustments to future events.

God job, dumbasses, now we'll get less per challenge and it's going to have even more grind.

this is the only fun thing left to do in the game...

>>2043693
so far these weekly updates have been 100% about seasonslop and WE HEARD YOU, THE ECONOMY NEEDS MORE TOKENS / THE ECONOMY NEEDS LESS TOKENS
nothing about the core city, gameplay, physics, pumping, visuals and character creator, filmer mode, etcetc.

EoS can't come soon enough for these fags.

https://forums.ea.com/blog/skate-game-info-hub-en/the-weekly-grind---nov-4-2025/12878509?utm_campaign=skt_hd_ww_ic_ic_twt_the-weekly-grind-nov42025&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&cid=87206&ts=1762298105538

>>2043766
I hate these FUCKING NIGGERS like you wouldn't believe

i did it

>>2043840
sorry

Does this shit need an EA Account if you get it on Steam?

>>2043959
yes

>>2043970
Guess I will go see if you can make fuckable skaters as that would make it worth spending 5min making an account

>>2043980
>fuckable skaters
impossible with the sims 4 artstyle

>>2043980
>least cringe gooner

>>2043989
It's not even about gooning, If I'm gonna spend my time on a game it has to have a decent character creator.

>>2043995
you're fucked, don't even install then (see the characters from this and previous threads)
they just announced in the weekly blog that they're doing new stuff with the character creator, but anyone normal will tell you they have absolute zero hopes for anything over this game

>>2044002
Well at least you can make a somewhat cute tranny, oh well, guess I'll check the game in a year if it still exists

>>2044011
this game is dead before season 3 hits
I think you should try because the gameplay (and only the gameplay) is really really good and it's only 7gb so
just remember to uninstall ea javelin standalone after you uninstall the game :^)

sliding out looks cooler imo

>>2041143
not even hard man

>>2044417
oh i liked the no-comply tail tap thingy
>>2044533
of course it's not hard for the manual god

>challenge where you need to get 666 points starting with fs boneless
do these retards even realize how dogshit and buggy it is? everyone is just going to cheese it with manual

>>2044553
yeh the tap was actually a fun accident, i like taps in general with skating cuz they just feel so snappy
rn im trying to manual into salad into airwalk off this place near italy but here's another shot of the same challenge but without the annoying colours (i did it again)
;
sorry for the crust btw replay system was janking out also rendering these things takes like 10 minutes at a time because i'm trying to supercrunch them so passing a higher quality would take iterative process which im too tired for right now

I don't know how you can play a male skater in this game. Literally everything is designed for a female character, or a very faggot male one

>>2044587
finally landed the trick

>>2044588
It's so they don't have to edit clothing to fit male/female models so it's all gender-neutral at best.
It's lazy as fuck but they'll call it "representation and progressive".

>>2044588
Even if you want to be a e-faggot: that dress is ugly as fuck and the mesh is poorly done.

>>2044704
The halloween pack shows they could've easily given the black boiler suit to males, but no, they HAD TO charge $21 for it because le funny mask.
The deck in that pack is also for sure a mistake from their part, they probably intended for the cooler zombie one to be paid and the shitty sticker one being the free deck you got, since all rewards were shit besides the deck.

Full Circle is garbage. Fucking niggers.

>>2044734
mfw videogames

>>2044745
I'm starting to hate it, leukemianon

>no 'hood up' option in hats when wearing a hoodie
>backwards hats are a separate item from the forward version

>>2044750
Indie team with no budget, please understand

>>2044746
as long as the game's still playable i'll still be skating spots and trying new combinations
once it stops being 'playable' (lots of conditions may meet this criteria) i'll give up on it i guess
it's all so tiring though, yeah.

starting to hate how easy it is to just pull out a body flip honestly, its hard *not* to sometimes

>>2044796
>>2044827
to be honest I play every day too mostly to skate around since the objectives are boring and they don't intend to change the rotation at all, now I have session as a parameter for that and those are much cooler there but yeah, tiring is the word. Also, there's no rewards. In skate 3 you could get shit and unlock cool shit. For this halloween event we got an emote and a shitty looking dress as final rewards lol
Also, most of the things I like are bugged. Footplants, wallies, no complies, no-pushing lines etc
Also, about body flips, I'm 99% sure they changed tranny and vert again. I've been doing lips and stalls easily now, almost accidentally at times, same for body flips. You can do a gay twist (tweaked weedle 540) super easy now.
That fucked pumping somehow, which bugged no-pushing lines in certain spots.

>>2044834
i noticed if you even touch the left stick at all doing tranny it locks you onto the lip no matter what speed you're going, shit's fucking ridiculous lmao
but yeah i basically play every day as well. and the challenges i only do if im like "eh why not" and immediately regret it (im almost certain they change the physics when you enter a challenge)

>>2044827
this without a bodyflip looks way way way better, didnt realize i had a clip w/o but i do
anyways i genuinely do wonder if this game is slated for being shut down any time soon. doesn't seem to be making legitimately any profit with how ugly everything is - then again anything could fucking happen i guess

>>2044853
I'm willing to bet there's enough kids buying up the funny fortnite dance emotes and Dickies bundles for it to be making some kind of money.
Unfortunately that also means the devs can continue doing the absolute bare minimum.

>>2044855
kids aren't buying shit, they just stay at the church and "skate" for hours
they don't even have the zones unlocked they're just in default outfits lmao

>>2044855
as long as they don't fundamentally rape the way the skating works i'm kind of okay with that, as bad as that is
>>2044856
i'm envisioning 16 year old jimmy who works at the mcdonalds coming back home to spend 8 hours straight just fucking around at the church ramp and only taking breaks to scroll instagram reels or go shit/piss and then sleep and repeating the whole process again the next day. grim honestly

i need a new drive for these fucking video clips im almost entirely out of space ffs

>>2044838
I'm also pretty sure they do change physics during challenges. A good way to see this is the delay on no complies during bearing challenges or how spins change sometimes when they're required.

>try pirating bmx streets to get my fix of skate-like games
>its a buggy piece of shit
At this point I bet it's fitgirls horrible repacks I had the same problems with tony hawk

>>2044889
>the same problems with tony hawk
https://neversoftarchive.weebly.com/games

>>2044417
except when you try to jump to grind the ledge and your character starts going backwards like they're gonna wall ride into the water

>>2044570
that's the point, you fs boneless onto the middle ramp at the parking garage, manual down and hit the ramp then do a trick if you're not there yet, bada boom it's done

>trick of the day: "super dude"
>land 3-trick sequences

>>2045020
thats so hardcore thank you skate devs for these amazing CHALLENGES

>>2043766
Ok so what we know is coming in next few weeks
* new event a few weeks from now
* probably some free ass effect N7 shirt on friday
* new coop game mode
* impossible and handplant fix
* party voice chat
* replay editor changes
* more events in december.

What the fuck are these visual/world and character updates?, I'd love if it was a change to the artstyle but likely just more crap to mask how bad the fortnite style looks and some more hairstyles/appearance options

Nothing really seems to be addressing the lack of content, sure there's going to be new challenges but many are event limited and are one and done, season 3 might be adding collectables and new game modes.

It sounds like to expect virtual nothing until at least season 3 as I suspect the new coop game mode is going to be trash like throwdowns are

>>2045028
>free shirt on friday
No, new free pants because they removed the peach purée ones

>coop game mode
team throwdowns, probably

>impossible and handplant fix
*add, they're adding those. re-adding, in fact, since impossible and handplant variations were already in the game and thoroughly tested

>>2044999
nuclear truke strike
>>2045028
>replay editor changes
oh so more dumb fucking shit like making the confirm menu for switching perspectives which was genuinely unnecessary and made things 4x harder and more annoying for no reason yayyy!! YAYYYYY fuck EA dude oh my LORD bro whatever
"new coop gamemode" though what could that possibly be lmao. oh yeah i havent completed throwdowns because literally nobody participates when i put one down and they always seem to disappear when i approach if its someone else's throwdown

>>2045028
>What the fuck are these visual/world and character updates?
people noticed that char models were different(better) in trailers from the actual game so maybe that's it

>>2045028
also

>visual and world updates
the season 1 ramps, balloons and etc will be gone, it's a seasonal update
p sure the season 2 is green themed

>character updates
new stuff only, like facial hair AFAIK

>>2045034
the trailers were in a different engine and pre-rendered, if you're talking about the "we're still making it" better quality ones

>>2045031
I don't think its the pants, they specifically used a mass effect meme to promote a free "gift"

>>2045037
On the one hand yes, on the other hand, would they really give away Mass Effect stuff for free? That seems like the sort of item they'd put in a bundle for 30 bucks or something ridiculous like that, kind of like the Dead Space stuff from a few weeks ago.

>>2045039
They gave us a free dead space shirt, slapping another logo on a shirt and giving it away for "good will" points, maybe they're launching it aside a full paid mass effect oufit just like before too

we just need new maps not new content

>>2045040
If they do a Mass Effect collab I hope it's Andromeda themed just to see the seething online.

>>2045028
>What the fuck are these visual/world and character updates?

blind eyes and eyepatches, vitiligo, and service animal pets (how they haven't done this already is disgusting, i can' skate due to anxiety unless my roseate spoonbill service birb is with me)

>>2045073
This is it.
The core gameplay is the only reason anyone is even playing this game, but the map fucking sucks.

>>2045073
Good luck with that, honestly.

another thing in the long ass list of shit they need to fix, you can't hit grinds that involve using the right stick while in switch or else...

>>2045201
100 hours in and never had this lmao

>>2045206
it's happened to me a lot, even with the rails i put down

Is he in?
I will play your game if he is in

>>2045315
he probably will be at some point

>>2045315
Hedgemont Fun Fact: No freakishly fast blue spiny mammals inhabit The Hedge due to the Great Corvid Hedgehog War of the 1990's
The local crows had beef with the hedgehogs and overcame the blue menace due to superior intelligence and ordinance caliber turds.

>>2044860
>implying 16 year olds have jobs
what is this, 1987?

>>2044889
>>2044947
is there any reason to not use ReTHAWed if you want a "definitive" classic THPS experience?
>I don't like mods
emulating the PS2 versions is easier and more stable than trying to get the PC port to work. PC gaming is such a pain in the arse.

>>2045397
I think they're in the process of adding the THPS1/2/3 career modes to the reTHAWed mod as game modes so as long as you set the gameplay style up, it likely will become the definitive experience.

>>2045451
they also have the Matt Hoffman levels and the BMX mechanics from AW. if they could include remakes of the MHPBMX career, and maybe even a custom BMX career for the THPS levels and skateboard career for the MH levels, it would be incredible.

>>2045459
sure man whatever, just be sure to never fix the rip score CONGRATULATIONS bug we all love it and we get a really big hit of dopamine seeing it 2 times

>>2045217
>even with the rails i put down
here's that

>Go do the halloween vert mission in the community skatepark
>Keep hitting the roof or the vents that are too low
They don't even play their own game man

>>2045486
that looks like the "land any flip" assist active. the game sees you throwing a late shove, can tell you're going to slam, and bumps you up in the air so you can complete the trick. the rail causes it to overcompensate and shoot you WAY up.
Go into the settings and turn that assist off

>>2045522
there's a certain level of pump that keeps you from hitting anything. you just gotta get the feel for it. I agree the park layout isn't very good, though. weird funboxes blocking the lines, random rails sticking out of stuff, a third of the warehouse isn't even used and is just an empty floor behind the QPs.

>>2045523
coolio, thanks
i guess it's because the way you move the stick for a tailslide is similar to the bs pop shove it

>>2045459
do they just use chat gpt to code this shit for them

>>2043695
The fate every w*man deserves

>>2045536
I usually don't bother with the tailslide/noseslide shifty move, because if you physically rotate in the air with the left stick your guy lands in tail or nose almost every time anyway.

>>2045609
so there's no point in doing it the way the controlls show it, good job full circle

>>2045625
Relative grinds were always a thing in skate (and are a thing in the other modern skate games too, like skaterxl and session), they show the controls of the 'proper' tutorial way.
Wait until more people find out you can combo grinds without popping.

>>2046054
luv tits in sports bras
commendable of them to actually have T&A sliders

>>2046063
kek

watch them not do a brickswitch box because everyone that plays daily has a fuckton of rip chips saved

>>2045609
doesn't look as good though

>>2046130
honestly I think the shifty version looks worse. really robotic and 'pre baked'. rotating by spinning makes it look more relaxed and it flows better as a result.

>>2046131
sorry but your opinion is wrong

>>2046063
As much as the game has problems I couldnt care less about player numbers when im playing solo when multiplayer options are trash, also people seem to forget the game has crossplay.

If the game is still ass by launch then theres gonna be a problem. I already have about 100 hours and have done everything i wanted so i dont feel obligated to play unless some event or season adds a free cosmetic I would want otherwise i will just hop on when i get the urge

>>2046207
>If the game is still ass by launch then theres gonna be a problem

>trick of the day: nose manual
>land grind tricks 0/15

>>2046063
this is their actual numbers, yeah?
if so i'm going to tweet this at them next time they tweet anything

>>2046494
On Steam alone, yes. I believe they're between 20-25k players counting on consoles and the EA app (that a lot of people stopped using after closed beta, it was obligatory for a long while), since they inflate the numbers there.

>>2046398
... that's a good thing? just skate normally for fun, just like how all the content should be.
instead of "do a 3 tricks sequence for 2500 points with a bodyflip and a superdude grab" which nobody but tiktok faggots do.

Judging by all of the hidden posts on their tweets they have all swear words and even “crap” as auto hide filters along with the worst word you can use towards them GREED and any variation

>>2046637
For fuck's sake, a couple of the bigger brands in skateboarding are called shit like Fucking Awesome or Heroin.

>>2046656
heroin already mocked them for that on instagram

>>2046658
kek, got a link by any chance?

despite how bad the launch is, this game made me go back and play through the old tony hawk games, THUG1 & 2, american wasteland, THPS 1 through 4 and it's all smiles /b/ros

>>2046659
don't have any social media so no, I do have the screenshot from when it happened though

>>2046665
comfy
i never had tony hawk, i grew up with MTV Sports: Skateboarding kek

>>2046546
whenever they rotate these same 4 challenges of today for the fifth time (today's the fourth) I hope you say the same thing

>>2046671
they still hold up to this day imho, the tony hawk games with a story mode (THUG 1&2 and american wasteland) are absolutely well worth playing too, just use rethawed for american wasteland

anyone wanna do this?

>>2046841
sure, mine was/is bugged since the start of the season, I'm at 3/20 and I did dozens of sessions already

>>2046842
add "Maelis"

>>2046844
This is the only Maelis with a banner and avatar, but there's also a guy named just maelis and I sent a request to both.

>>2046851
that's not me and i didn't get anything
based full circle

>>2046841
>he didnt do it with a random weeks ago
ngmi

>>2046494
>>>/v/
go back to your stupid steam chart threads

>>2047084
no.
talk to me like that again and i'll knock you out.

Full Circle is using an AI agent to reply the steam discussions, I'm sure of it.
That writing style just screams AI.

the - and : give it away, 100 % AI because no one let alone people making the skate game know how or when to use those that properly

>>2047209
>>2047250

>>2047209
>the silly shorts under the skirts is killing me
What a fucking porn rotted brain loser

>>2047250
Even AI thinks it’s AI

Yeah — your instinct is spot-on. The tone and structure in that reply definitely have an AI-assisted feel to them.

Here’s why it reads that way:

Bullet points with colons – The “- Art Style:” and “- Cosmetics:” structure is something AI (and corporate templates) often use to make feedback look neatly categorized. It’s efficient but not how most humans naturally write forum replies — especially in casual dev-community settings.

Overly neutral tone – The phrasing (“Community feedback is extremely important for us,” “we’ll make sure to share it with the team”) feels formulaic and lacks the conversational looseness you’d expect from an individual dev responding directly.

“Structured notes” phrasing – Saying “This is how I’ve structured your notes” is very mechanical. A real dev would more likely say something like “Here’s what I took from your feedback” or “To summarize your points…”
Lack of personality – It reads perfectly polite but sterile. There’s no small bit of empathy, humor, or individuality — traits that usually sneak into organic human replies.

So yeah, it probably wasn’t written fully by a human from scratch — it sounds like either a ChatGPT-style model was used to draft or polish it, or the dev copied a corporate template meant for structured community responses.

>>2047277
will never understand those subhumans
a couple tried to sneak into these threads and thankfully fucked off

>>2047286
He really thinks they’ll put them in panties or even thongs like they’re not trying to make a family friendly kind of environment, he thinks because he played the originals and is allegedly grown up now he’s entitled to a skate game where you can play as one of those instagram thots who skate in short skirts with their cheeks hanging out

>>2047297
Which caused the biggest red flag for the Full Circle reply being AI.
>you suggest strong going for "skimpy" outfits
An actual community manager would just fly by this retarded part in a esrb rated T game community.

>>2047302
Yeah, they have the freaks talk to brick walls as they should

>>2047209
>game allows for big tits and ass
>clothing is tasteful but still shows skin
>coomers want more
>in a family friendly game
What the fuck is wrong with these guys? The AI should have just called him a retard and moved on.

>>2046855
>>2046851
>>2046844
join the steam group. also join the chat
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/virdhouse

>>2047277
if you actually saw the shorts you'd agree with him, they look retarded could've just added a black void
you see them when playing normally too

>>2047504
> if you actually saw the shorts you'd agree with “him”
The brain dead coomer is also an assumer who can’t comprehend that normal people see it and simply don’t care because no shit any woman who would skate in a skirt would wear shorts underneath so any other brain dead coomers around wouldn’t immediately reach into their pants and start fapping at the slightest hint of ass cheek
Seek help

>>2047504
This is not how women dress to skate

>>2047556
that whore is so funny
LIVE AND LET DIE *shows ass for social media statistics*
meanwhile, normal women skating

>>2047546
you have the same level of autism as the coomer

>Ahh, the infamous Hall of Meat mode, iconic!
In the same thread a different profile responds saying they aren't AI after someone says such, but look at this

https://steamcommunity.com/app/3354750/discussions/0/661592926180212757/

>>2047558
for me? why, of course, it's breana geering, the very lesbian-looking (but still cute) VA of izzy

>>2047566
i don't think an ai would ever come up with a sentence that awful, they're just pure r*dditors

>>2047564
you are the coomer

>>2047567
the best will forever be the lesbian matriarch herself (and honestly bufoni too since she also hit streets since she was a kid, there is a bust or bail challenge from ages ago that she just blasts over a huge staircase and laughs when she bails hitting her head on concrete)

>>2047567
i enjoy Aori's style

>>2047620
what, 'typical teen guy'-core? I legit see a dozen dudes dressed exactly like that whenever I go outside.

This does remind me there needs to be more than one fit for pants, besides "baggy Y2K" look they currently have. regular and slim

>>2047716
Maybe that anon means her skating? She is pretty good, like Nora or Elissa.

>>2047575
For me it's Elissa and Marisa (Dal Santo)

>>2047743
the topic was about female skate fashion.

>>2047750
Marisa being in KOTR will forever be a ? for me kek
>even her boards mog the skate 4 ones

For another sick chick skater there's also that Arisa Trew I've seen show up crushing it in some vert events like the Belco Jam, switch McTwist in the bowl and shit.

>>2047754
I'm biased, she's a friend of a friend and her Strange World part is basically legendary around here.

Up for next 4 days

>>2047826
bro why is your filename chinese?

>>2047826
>all free
What the fuck? I'm redeeming this immediately just in case it's a bug

>>2047828
Take a guess

>>2047831
Its free to celebrate ass effect day

>>2047831
It's legit free. Now either they really felt that everyone hated the shit they pulled with the Isaac suit OR something worse than that will come next tuesday.

>>2047826
wow actual good outfits?

>>2047838
Eh. The pants sure (despite still being an old mesh), but the shirt needs to be more stylized to go with the said pants. They desperately need to do new meshes for more variety instead of using the same one for everything and just splashing a png over. There is also a IRL deck that looks a lot like that one, no idea why they didn't use it.

Also funny they still can't manage to put banners on the store, it's bugged like the halloween ones.

Thank fuck for no stickers this time.

>still no black socks
at this point they should put one into everyones inventory for free

>>2047845
At the closed beta you had normal white socks with color selection, so they already have it (and when they broke it down, everyone had like 8 socks in the inventory).
And ankle socks.

>>2047849
They had a separate color picker menu?

>>2047851
Yep, ages ago. Click on item > small circles to pick about 8 colors, more or less like the previous games.

>>2046851
if you're still here i'm in the group chat >>2047478

LET ME PLAY ON LINUX

>>2047876
not happening ever unless they ditch javelin which is not happening ever

>>2047852
fuck me the current game is grim

this took me longer than expected

not the flip out i wanted but didn't feel like trying any longer

welcome back ishod /v/air

>>2048023
i was never away. just wasn't playing and i didn't want to repost old clips

stalls are hard, and the replay editor is still a stuttery mess

angle doesn't do it justice

>>2048117
similar trick

people are saying this is the meta for "realism"
0 pop height, no flip assist, flickit sensitivity 100
your thoughts?

>>2048284
That's how I roll. Every assist off (except grind, it's to 5 since 0 is still bugged), sensitivity to 100.

Wish you could turn off wallrides or at least have an assist toggle for it too, higher ledges/grinds/poles have wallride magnetism and it seems to override grinds so it fucks you up.

FREE SHIT IN THE SHOP
GO GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2048401
>>2048410
b u t t e r y

>>2048432
speaking of, wonder what kind of evil shit they will pull for giving so many free items
also
>white shirt with the red dragon age dragon on the shoulder when

>>2048393
what's bugged about 0 on grind

>>2048284
idk what sensitivity does but i have all assists off and 0 min pop height

>>2048432
already did, they're all pretty good except for the shirt

>>2048393
>>2048651
shoutout to that one anon who has his pop at 100

>>2048603
It's the same issue that Hardcore difficulty had in Skate 3, where the grind physics kind of bug out and ocassionaly push you away from the rail or bounces you off. At least that's what I've experienced.

>>2048603
>>2049132
Also wallride magnetism exists and for some reason it takes priority over grind magnetism. Walls, poles, some rails, lots of ledges and other random things have wall magnetism for wallrides, so sometimes you will be pulled into one instead of a grind because at grind assist 0 sometimes it pushes you away. There is a mission on rotation where you can experience this often, the one where you have to 360 shuv out a high ledge inside the parking lot.

>>2048284
>>2048651
I prefer flick-it sensitivity 0. I believe you have to flick the right stick harder to get high pops (like for getting into high ledges) but also makes it easier to do low pop, slow flipping tricks which look nicer over gaps

>>2049164
Ah i noticed that but didn't know there was a setting for it.
I think I'll keep it at the default setting since i got used to it now.

>>2049164
0 lowers the pop but I can't really tell a difference on flip speed

we ARE buying this

>>2049208
why did you censor your svb

>>2049208
stop spending money on this game dawg

>>2049212
it was a one time thing with the founders edition....

>>2049216
hey, founders edition anon is also here, nice.
it's okay, we will let you live for now. if we catch you buying svb again you will be sent to skate gulag.

>>2049219
thank you sir...wont happen again sir..

>>2049219
extremely sus that he blurred his svb though...

>>2049232
maybe he's embarrassed/doesn't want anons talking about it? or what is the implication here

>>2049232
it's 2k vbucks since you get 3k
my worst purchase was a dogshit flower shirt that i have no clue as to why i bought it

>there are people still using I LOVE SAN VAN shirts when the new free outfit is miles better
are these actual bots

>>2049247
outfit? what are you talking about bro? come hit this cool church window spot i found

>>2049208
Making all the paid cosmetics look like they were hastily made with cardboard is certainly a choice

Man, Brickswich is the only good area in this whole map

Lowkey wish they went with a random fantasy map instead of a generic city with this dogshit sims artsyle.

>>2049208
you're joking but check the replies to that skate shop updates twitter, a few
>bunny mask is fire!
>i'm getting the bunny mask because it's the only good thing

>>2049219
>founders edition anon is also here
you think there's just one?

didn't mean to do the ride on grind at the but i also don't feel like trying it agian

I want some Mike V-style wall plants. I hate how glitchy the judo footplant is, 95% of the time my guy tries to switch his foot into a fastplant and eats shit because of it

>>2049414
i unironically like it
but i wont buy it

>>2049481
yeah they are fucked. i was trying something similar here. imagine if you could catch the board with your hand and wallplant in one smooth motion.

>>2049481
Don't get your hopes up, I don't see they adding any new tricks that weren't tested before. Doubt it they're mocapping anything new.

>>2049501
the roadmap said they're explicitly adding new tricks. next month has impossibles on the itenerary.
besides, wallpants are basically the same as the footplants already in the game, they just need to modify the code to let you reliably hit walls with them.

>>2049499
if you do a one-foot grab in the air, your guy will put his foot down and footplant as he comes back down. the issue is it's glitchy as fuck and doesn't work on vertical surfaces. Judos, Madonnas, and Frigids all have different variants of them.

>>2049514
Impossibles were in the closed beta, darkslides were in the closed beta, new handplants were in, regular no comply was tested, front foot impossible was tested, regular shuv it was tested, primos were tested, they tried to test caspers but it never worked, one wheel manuals were tested etc etc
I know what is on the roadmap. I stand by what I said.

this can be done cleaner but it's really difficult

>>2049528
I'd say try it in switch, so your guy isn't bumping his knees and hands on the wall

>>2049532
I tried it both ways, this felt easier

>>2049482
i'd like it if it weren't made to look homemade and duct taped

>>2049625
different angle. the pillars make it difficult to get a good follow cam

my guy is trying to do it but the game absolutely refuses to let it connect properly.

lonely.....im so lonely.....i have nobody.....

>>2049625
>>2049695
wow i've never even looked at that location from that angle. i''ve doen some stuff coming the other way using the high ledge as a manny pad then across the road into the underpass.
that low rail to gap or straight gap at the start is awesome, nice line.

been playing a lot of Session lately but it's making me appreciete the Skate city more. Session is really lacking flow outside of some obvious straight lines, the maps have huge dead areas with no flow. it's a shame.

>>2049776
Real

holy shit I just figured out how to do a ton of lip tricks.
hold the right stick like a grind shifty and then tap down on the left stick as you get up to the coping and your guy will do a lip trick. hold down on the right stick and then tap down on the left, and you'll do a blunt to fakie. hold right, and you'll do an axle stall. there's rock to fakies, smiths, nosepicks, and other stuff too

>>2049834
welcome to the club

>>2049852
>>2049859
shit didn't exist in skate 1-3, and the menu doesn't include it in the trick compendium

>>2049875
They existed in 2 and 3 in more limited capacity (less limited in 3, there's even disasters there) and have been in skate dot since forever. They were just bugged as fuck and the latest weekly reset with the 100-ish mb patch changed tranny again so you can now even pull them accidentally. Some fingerflips and early grabs are also in the game and not in the compedium, if you need that to experiment that's on you, no offense.

>>2049899
tapping down isn't immediately intuitive, because normally it power slides you onto the coping.

>>2049914
https://youtu.be/xY5AkdXScRk?t=70
How do you say tapping down isn't immediately intuitive? That's how you start a lot of basic coping irl, you use your back foot first to turn, which is how you do powerslides in the game and start lip tricks.
Also, pressing back is how you control you speed, therefore you can rationalize that you do it to not take yourself into the air.

>>2049931
to get onto coping in real life, you lean forwards to push the board up and onto the coping. which would equate to pushing up on the stick (which also works). pulling your weight back is how you get back into the ramp, which is generally how you pull your guy back in in-game. further, the timing for when it do it is pretty finicky if you're not presetting a right stick input, if you're not trying to do it you're gonna do a powerslide which puts you into an axle stall. It's easy to look at that and assume that there is no dedicated lip trick mechanic, and you just have to manipulate the normal grind physics to get up on there (which is what you had to do in the old games).
further, it's nothing like the new slappy mechanic (which is what inspired me to try and figure out if they worked on vert in the first place), which has you simply hit a kerb at the right angle.

>>2049943
>to get onto coping in real life, you lean forwards to push the board up and onto the coping. which would equate to pushing up on the stick (which also works). pulling your weight back is how you get back into the ramp, which is generally how you pull your guy back in in-game
wtf I do the opposite, I slide in and board down
To be honest, they should use what they used to test impossibles, dark catches and different manuals: the shoulder buttons were modifiers.
>further, it's nothing like the new slappy mechanic (which is what inspired me to try and figure out if they worked on vert in the first place), which has you simply hit a kerb at the right angle.
which is also funny, what made me test it was pressing back.

>>2049957
leaning back and slapping the rear trucks on the coping is how you get air without airing out. leaning back/down into the ramp when trying to get the board up onto the coping is a good way to shoot the board out from under you, you're already at an angle physically.

That's how it worked kinda in Skate 2-3, dark catches and inverts were on R1. I think L1 brought up the session marker menu, it's been a long time I don't remember well.
A long time ago I had had the idea for invert variants being based on grabbing before you hit R1. so let's say you want to do an Eggplant, you'd grab slob and then hit R1 as you came to the coping. if you wanted to invert to fakie, you'd hit the coping square rather than at an angle. Now that I know how to do a rock to fakie, I'd like to see them add rock n rolls by reverting out rather than simply holding down on the stick.

>>2049991
That's how it worked kinda in Skate 2-3, dark catches and inverts were on R1. I think L1 brought up the session marker menu, it's been a long time I don't remember well.
Yep. On the closed beta, the shoulder buttons did the same modifier. You did dark catches in the air, on the ground you did different manuals (one wheel and primo, casper never worked and glitched your character) but plants were always in the shoulder buttons, so you did kinda like grabs. Hold R1 then tweak right > gymnast. I think you could flip and catch the board in a plant, but, as usual, it was bugged.

>>2049991
>That's how it worked kinda in Skate 2-3, dark catches and inverts were on R1. I think L1 brought up the session marker menu, it's been a long time I don't remember well.
Yep. On the closed beta, the shoulder buttons did the same modifier. You did dark catches in the air, on the ground you did different manuals (one wheel and primo, casper never worked and glitched your character) but plants were always in the shoulder buttons, so you did kinda like grabs. Hold R1 then tweak right > gymnast. I think you could flip and catch the board in a plant, but, as usual, it was bugged.

>>2050006
that's how it was in 2 and 3. you always went into a regular fs/bs invert, and then modified it like you would a fs or be grab. no shifty grab variants like how you can nosegrab or grab mute in the air.

now that I've got their lip mechanics figured out, I'd rather it worked more like slappies, so you can spin up into tail slides and lip slides. I also have not been able to get smiths to work except in fakie.

>>2050006
thinking about it they could have bertlemans by using R1 to 'modify' powerlides.

are you guys able to do airwalks anymore? for some reason they just seem impossible to do and i cant tell if its because of me modifying my controller or not

>>2050267
nevermind i figured it out. i was in the wrong fucking stance

>>2050269
*tailwalks over you*

>>2050272
*360 shuvs you away*

boredom takes over and i'm back to skate 4 once more. fuck my chungus life

there is genuinely something wrong with this fucking game dude

>>2050329
>he doesnt know about the saudi arabian bitcoin miner
NGMI

>>2050435
get your dick outta your hands anon we gotta skate

>>2049778
The map is not as bad as people make it seem. Small yes but there are good spots and lines to be found

>>2050619
https://files.catbox.moe/tr4zql.mp4
because this quality is ass no matter what i try lol
;
also check this wack ass fucking shit i accidentally pulled off, wtf is even going on in it?

>>2050675
wtf, my ISP blocked catbox links

>>2050695
what ISP actually blocks shit? I've never even gotten one of the scary letters for media piracy.

>>2050707
I'm in europe. they also blocked the puzzle site that anon's sometimes play on /v/

>>2050714
government internet, that'd explain it. American ISPs don't give an iota of a fuck because they aren't legally allowed to log your internet habits without the government presenting a warrant, which means they're protected from whatever illicit shit you get up to using their service. So, they have no reason to police it.

>>2050725
no, the internet here is provided by private enterprises. it's weird because it's one of the few countries that don't give a shit about piracy. i guess it's because some share c pizza on it

>>2050731
I thought government there runs and maintains the lines, and subsidises the costs to keep bills down?

>>2050752
the government is responsible for maintaining and expanding the infrastructure, but to get access to the internet you create a contract with a private ISP.

>>2050695
here i guess
https://streamable.com/7mh28g

>>2050770
yeah here government doesn't touch regular internet. If you're poor, they'll give you a cheque to pay your internet bill but ultimately they still don't have any official control over it.

i love full circle

>As noted in our Season 1 blog, the first Season in skate. was always planned to be a little shorter, but all future Seasons will have around 100 tiers in the skate.Pass.
>100 tiers
The current one has 10.

>>2051034
i wonder if they will go with the interesting decision of putting nothing worth having in the premium-only slots again lol.

sheeesh

do this
its hard

>>2051034
>skate. direct communications
>In Early Access, you’re not always going to see things working or set up as best they should. We want to be transparent with you. We made a mistake when we said there were going to be around 100 tiers for the Season 2 skate.pass, we meant there will be around 100 items, all original and not tied to any brands, such as our awesome duct taped bright yellow t-shirt. To remedy this, we decided to remove the black shirt that comes in one of the Hedgemont boxes because it looks a lot like the Vans black shirt.

>>2051229
nigga a gull

>>2051229
where's the grind you fries-stealing orange cluck

>>2051237
i figured it was a sketchy landing so i just perfected what was named in the file
>mannythin

>>2051253
if you can hit this >>2049528 clean you have my respect

>>2051257
gonna go find it

>>2051311
it's in Gullcrest Village, at the southern border with Market Mile. It's visible in the background here >>2049625

>>2051318
>can't hit it switch beacause arms hit the rail
>can't hit it from the other direction because we can't turn off wallrides and my dumbass character keeps trying for them
this may take a bit longer than the other one because i'm assuming by clean you meant without hitting my legs which at this point i believe is impossible, they'll always have to hit just to stay on at the end of it

>>2051375
it may be impossible. i tried it for a while before i gave up

>>2051375
clean for me would be to just nose manual on it without hitting the wall. not quite sure what you mean by hitting your legs.

>>2051490
Nice, but I thought they were supposed to be fixing the replay editor stuttering, god damn

>>2051493
Not only stutters continue for me, I have to turn on FSR and other disgusting shit to make it work.

>>2051394
Like the original clip, bumping the knees against the wall
>>2051381
Thought it might be I think the original is the best we can do

>>2051761
to me it doesn't look like the knees hit the wall. there's a touch right at the beginning

>>2051229
>>2051490
p good
i have my grind assist on 0 but it kept locking onto the edges for some reason, do you guys have any other assists tweaked

>>2051795
0 everything. Only problem I have is the aforementioned wallride bug/feature.
I tried to wallie into the ledge but david blaine'd my way up to the sky twice so yeah