Thread 57901867

Outta my way -- I need to get this coal to page 10 stat!

>>57901867 (OP)
Show your papers, please.

rock blocked

whoa don't let me stop ya

ay! i'm walkin ere

at least ice types can't stop him

they see me rollin

Sorry for the interruption sir, there's a Duraludon having an autistic meltdown in the middle of the tracks.

Love this stupid-looking piece of shit like you wouldn't believe

uh oh look out Carkol, there's a puddle on the road

>>57901867 (OP)
Rolycoly is a Welsh coal miner

>>57903072
Kek

Allow us to introduce ourselves

>>57901867 (OP)
Outlaws rob the train

"This is a robbery!"

Oh no, now how will little Charmander get his medicinal charcoal in the neighboring town?

>>57903642
Wouldn't that cause it to speed up?

>>57904097
he will eat the train car’s charcoal instead

>>57901867 (OP)
Not so fast Mr. Best Gen 8 Pokemon

>>57904107
i dunno probably, i only played swsh once.

>>57905997
>Mr. Best Gen 8 Pokemon
This isn't a thread about Falinks

*dragon tails you back to page 1*

it's been nearly 2 days. will this coal never get delivered? find out next time on pokeball /vp/

hey look at this cool seahorse i found

Some Graveler and Geodude fell on the tracks, BUT NO WORRIES, I'M GONNA GET THEM OUT OF THE WAY BY PUNCHING THEM HARDER THAN I'M GONNA PUNCH LEON'S SORRY ASS IF HE DOESN'T FUCK MY SISTER!

bump

in the road

looks like he finally made it to his destination

>>57901867 (OP)
Hey hey HEY!

... You dropped this.

>>57901867 (OP)
Go with God you ugly fuck

>>57901867 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOVE FASTER RETARD MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT

Introducing: Pokémon SLOG!
>Anti speed up feature
>Pokémon get way less exp while evolving at much higher levels
>All opposing pokemon have increased levels
>Battle text speed is permanently slow, animations are always on, set style is always on, uses gen 4 healthbars
>No running or bicycle allowed
>Increased wild encounter rate, and you can't flee from wild battles
>Random trainers have 4+ pokemon, with competitive sets to make you spend even more time teambuilding, grinding, and backtracking to a pokemon center
>All moves with 60+ BP are removed from the game, and toxic/perish song/other moves that can reliably do percentage-based damage are only usable by the AI
>Elite four & champion use the most cancerous stall teams possible, including evasion moves
>No way to change natures, evs, ivs and abilities
>Map is generic unedited kanto

*places stealth rocks in your path*

welp, looks like he finally made it to his destina-

oops gotta take a detour while the mainline is under maintenance, my friend Sylveon knows just the place to wait

GIVE US THE COAL LITTLE KART, OR YOU'RE NOT WALKING OUT OF HERE IN ONE PIECE!

oh that's not good

A dancing Nemona blocks your path. Another detour for you

I hope you get there soon!

Hey man nice wheels!

Give bump back to page 1

Hoho, going somewhere?

>>57901867 (OP)
Welp. Gonna have to take the long way 'round looks like. No telling when ol' grandpa is gonna wake up from his nap.

>>57901867 (OP)
excuse me mr cart, where is the restroom?

he's had so many delays that he's had to burn extra coal to keep going. there won't be any left to deliver

Hey sonny, I 'eard ya wanted sum coal, ye can 'ave sum of mine, do ya wantit lad?

i went to wyndon and raped a little girl at gunpoint. she didn't survive.

>>57904097
"Alright, pinhead. Your time is up"

Hey watch it karty! We're playin' baseball 'ere!

>>57901867 (OP)
Do you have a license for that coal, you're from Galar right?

COME NOW, GETTIN DAT COAL TO PAGE 10? SURELY YOU JESTIN! I'll KICK DAT CARKOL TO DA CURB!

Uh oh you activated the teleport trap gotta walk again

Alright fucker, don't move and hand over those coals nice and easy, otherwise we'll have a problem.

page 10 will freeze to death waiting for that coal

>>57901867 (OP)
YOU WOULDN'T... right?

We have been waiting for this shipment for almost 10 days now!

Uh oh... a TREE!
Well... can't do anything about it I suppose...

>>57903072
Dig a tunnel through him

>>57933404
you know where coal comes from right? load it into the cart it's time to re-fuel

I don't think so famalam

WHOA BLACK BETTY
BAMALAM
WHOA BLACK BETTY
BAMALAM

gunna dig me a hole

>>57901867 (OP)
WE MUST STOP LITTLE CART!

CURSE YOU PRICKLY THORNS!

>>57935539
all my homies hate prickly thorns

>>57901867 (OP)
Get back here, you haven't finished filling up the coalfire! Can't wait to eat spit-roasted Lechonk!

>>57936765
>cooking over a coal fire
enjoy your soot, faggot

>>57936769
>Thinks you eat the coal not the food
Damn that carcinogen poisoning really did a number on your brain

>>57936771
it's the smoke that gets onto your food, retard
you'd realize that if it wasn't for your smoke inhalation poisoning

>>57936795
>t. hypochondriac
Enjoy living in that little protection bubble buddy, make you have your ventilator when you come out for air!

he's actually made it to page 10 multiple times. he's pulling back to back shifts making these deliveries. the coal is popular.

Get back on the rails you dumb minecart, there's still a shitton of coal to move!

>>57937250
hold the transit! caught this retard eating part the rail line

YOU HEARD THE LADY!
BACK YOU GO!

Try Hoenn, I guess??
WAIT WHICH WAY EVEN IS HOENN??

Outta my way, I'm drunk as hell,

I'll blow your ass away, like a ring of a bell,

"Pedal to the floor, and the whiskeys flowin',

I got a porn-shoot, I gotta get goin',

You don't understand, you don't give a damn!

(GO CARKOL, GO CARKOL!)

(GO CARKOL, GO CARKOL!)

Jet cars's rollin' all night long, crankin' up the jams and singing along,

car full o' coal and brand new bong!

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKcFLvBcHsk

he's wanted for 246 traffic offences

>>57939846
across 30 different states

Gimme some of that coal, Oreburgh has been shorting me lately.

GIMMIE FUEL
GIMMIE FIRE
GIMMIE THAT WHICH I DESIRE
OOOH

In order to get to page 10 you need to post a thread killer, a picture so groan inducing that no one wants to continue posting.

You guys are being really rude to this mine cart shitmon.
All it wants to do is die and you wankers keep bumping its thread.

>>57940700
when Carkol's delivery is in ashes, then he has my permission to die.

*moves out of the way*
*sages to not bump the thread to prevent it from staying on the front page*

>>57940733
he's got a big cart

>>57931931
>find sleeping Pokémon
>leave them
>instead of taking the chance to catch them

Worse than the dancing clowns

TORCHIC JOCKEY

>>57940794
mmm charcoal chicken

>>57901867 (OP)
Coal?! Not if I can help it. I'm gonna put an end to this delivery of yours, and when I'm done, I'll make the delivery myself, only they'll be getting clean burning propane instead, I tell you h'what, pokeball, go!

Well, if they don't feel like moving... what else can you do but take a detour....

>>57940772
for you

look et em, cartin dat ass round here

hold it right there buddy!
you're in a coal lotta trouble

Sorry page 10 has enough coal. You'll need to stay on page 1 until stocks run low a few days from now.

Damn, at this rate it will be days before Carcoal reaches page 10

>>57901867 (OP)
Go with God you ugly fuck

>>57940954
what would his team be?

>>57945852
don't know much about his show, but I assume if he hates coal then he's probably got something for a "clean burn" without any natural damages, so probably a galarian weezing.

>>57906010
>>57906011
Somewhere along the way, Game Freak said "fuck it" and gave up on the idea that Pokemon were creatures adapted to living in their environments.

>>57944766
it's been 2 weeks already

Actually we've switched to solar power now

Where do you think YOU'RE going with MY coal??

>>57947223
finders keepers

You stupid kart! You woke up my moth!

Not so fast *ock goblin!

>>57901867 (OP)
But if they move, they'll lose their groove!

>>57948258
are they ok?

>>57901867 (OP)
Look at him go!

i love this dumb little coalcart

*blocks your path*

Almost.

>>57953726
he's been to page 10 multiple times. this is like his 15th shipment. reliable little coal cart

>>57901867 (OP)
>First form is a wheelbarrow
>Second is a minecart
>Theme is clearly things that transport coal
>Third Form is a generic kaiju rock monster instead of a train or conveyor belt or shuttlecar or continuous miner or something

Why

>>57952238
>Carkoal used Ember!
>Metagross exploded!

>>57953972
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Flash Fire Carkol Ember vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Metagross: 218-258 (72.4 - 85.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>0- Atk 0 IVs Metagross Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Carkol: 332-392 (110.2 - 130.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>57953997
252+ SpA 0 IVs Choice Specs Flash Fire Tera Fire Carkol Ember (60 BP) vs. 0 HP 0 IVs / 0 SpD 0 IVs Metagross: 432-512 (160 - 189.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>57954010
this would first require the metagross user to be dumb enough to not check IVs before using it in battle (and first being unlucky enough to get both of those IVs in such a sorry state)
a scenario that will never happen in actual gameplay

>>57954068
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Flash Fire Tera Fire Carkol Ember (60 BP) vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Metagross: 336-396 (92.3 - 108.7%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO
>6IV max def investment Metagross only has 50% chance to survive a puny Ember
This minecart is unstoppable!!

>>57954255
look at that insane look on his face. those eyes, that grin. this guy's ready to mow down anything in his path

What's his fucking problem

>>57953795
where is he getting all this coal tho

>>57956324
obviously Orebourgh mines. he's landed a contract as their main delivery outsource

>>57956765
but is he actually making any deliveries or just going in circles

>>57958582
he's reached page 10 quite a few times so yes

well looks like he's finally run outta steam

Git back you

>>57949475
they were run over by mr. coal cart en route to page 10

Get that giant green tortoise!

>>57962926
>*lightly stomps the ground*
heh, nothing personell

>>57963196
>+6 Speed
>Teleports behind you before you can think and beheads you
You were saying?

Ohhhhhhhh no you don't! Get back up there!

>>57933615
Based retard

almost 3 weeks

GET BACK IN THE MINES

Joke stops being funny after a few days because now you’re hogging the catalog when actual threads could be up

>>57966373
>actual threads
>on /vp/
lol, good one

>>57901867 (OP)
GET OVER THERE!!!

>>57901867 (OP)
Carkol not evolving into a train is one of the most heinous crimes Gamefreak ever committed.

Ran out of coal again, need some more for 4th of July and the prices aren't going down!

>>57901867 (OP)
Just filled up on coal and back at full power!

givin some assistance from the binacle boys at /bbg/ to help get the coal to page 10

>>57966373
Trvke

>>57966956
watch just watch years down the road there will be another leak and we'll discover that was indeed the plan but the design was scrapped

Sir, I don't meant to alarm you, but there's a very angry fish in hot pursuit!

>>57966373
>Bumps thread despite bitching about it getting bumped
Retard

bros i love mr minecart

>>57901867 (OP)
I'm walkin' here!

>>57969965
KEK, saved.

guess this is the end of his journey

>>57901867 (OP)
I'm glad to see no fireworks landed on top of all that coal. That could've been... bad.

>>57973102
nice

hey itsame, Tojepi! i bringu you a peetzah for the ride.

>>57974734
now that's a spicya carkol!

>>57974734
we gonna need a more pizzas for our a liddle carkol

>>57975394
mmm carkol woodfired pizza!

you're so close!

it's over

>>57901867 (OP)
pls no :c
everyone is so mean to him he's my bro

Can I come?

>>57978038
wdym? we've been cheering him on this whole time by keeping his thread alive. i have a new appreciation for this goober

>>57970754
Well watch where you're walking! You're gonna run him off the road!

>>57973102
kek

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>57901867 (OP)
Squirts to stop you *>*

Where the FUCK is the coal! My burgers are getting cold!

>>57981504
Wouldnt the burgers already be cold if you havent gotten the coal to cook them yet?

>>57981517
they can always get colder

Almost made it

>>57981013
Did Mr. Mine Cart sideswipe a poor helpless turtle!?
This is what being in a hurry gets you!!

Sending this Carkol back to the start is one of the only joys keeping me going right now.

Guh huh!

>>57925787
Wait, Snorlax was jewish??

>>57984102
>Rock n Roll party
i bet Geodude and Rogenrolla were there

another message to fill this thread, to page 10 they shall tread!

>>57984315
Carkol is carrying a ton, all the way from page 1!

Please come back.

>>57984375
He collected coal from under the earth. Where he takes it shall see its worth!

>>57901867 (OP)
FINALLY! GOOD FUCKING FOOD!

>>57974734
BRING MORE PIZZA

This thread has been making me warm up to Carkol.
Why'd they do his evo like that?

you're almost a month late you fucking retard

>>57984877
nice
>>57985810
think a lot of us here have taken to the little guy

>>57986302
hey, he's trying his best

>>57984869
brings the coal to page 10's door, then back to page 1 to load up some more!

No more coal! It's already hot enough! We don't need any more greenhouse emissions! You are killing the planet, Mr. Mine Cart, DO YOU KNOW THAT!?

>>57985810
I think people would've warmed up to it if they just made it immune to water-type moves.

you load sixteen tons, what do you get?

>>57987495
>gen 10
>carkol gets electric vehicle regional variant
>guaranteed to not be nearly as cool

Back you go.

>>57987495
fuck you klaus

page 10 here. we really need that coal, a drunk Dragonite wrecked our power supply

>>57953967
imagine if you left a female Carkoal in a Pokémon day care with a male Torkoal and you produced
TORKOALEST

>>5799037
Would it have wheels or would it fly through the air via jets of flame like Gamera?

>>57901867 (OP)
One more time!

>>57901867 (OP)
No.

a THICC Magnemite blocks your way.

it's booty is too big to move past

behold it's magnetising effect drawing in your gaze!

be distracted by the gleam of sunlight reflecting from it's spherical glory!

retreat back to page 1 where it's safe.

URR-URRGH!

>>57992153
IT'S ASS IS BLINDING ME YET I CAN'T LOOK AWAY

>>57901867 (OP)
what music is he listening to?
i say Kyuss

back you go

>the copycat threads got archived in under a week
KWAB

Mr. Mine

a little early but threads' kinda on life support

839 hours in MS paint

a little early but threads' kinda on life support

839 hours in MS paint

keep rolling buddy

>>57992229
Sad Whomp isn't playable in Mario Kart

>>57993137
niiiiiiice

Almost there

yet another page 1 post for the carkol

The Evil Toad Barricade is qtopping Carkol from reaching Page 10.

*dragon tails u*

sorry sir, but this is a certified gem board only
ABSOLUTELY NO COAL ALLOWED

up you go :D

stop bumping!!!

>>57998113
>252+ Def Choice Band Tera Fighting Carkol Body Press vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Aggron: 316-376 (91.8 - 109.3%) -- 50% chance to OHKO
Uh oh aggron sisters...

>>58000601
No.

keep them bumps in the road a comin'!

>one month goal reached.
>new goal: max replies

We need strength to move this thread

BOIOIOIOIIIING

>>58001443
uhhhh

hey baby

>>57901867 (OP)
Oi! 1 month may have passed but you still have tons of work to do, lil guy! Get back up there!!

I hope that coal gets here soon.

how is this lasting this long? either way, have an extra message :3

>>58001286
>max replies
Gonna be a tall order unless we can get a ton of activity going once we hit the bump limit.

>>58002499
Your lil helper on the right has a ton on its face you can use.

>>57901867 (OP)
Dude when is the coal coming?
a bunch of Rattata have stuffed my coal chute full with cheese wheels!?!

>>58000673
>choice band with body press
Retard
*reveals tera flying behind u*
nothing personnel, kid

The Delivery is TAKING TOO LONG

>>58002499
It's only July, you can wait a little longer.

Agias? (Sandwich?)

>>58005901
Stop licking Penny damn it! No, she doesnt have a tuna sandwich hidden down there despite what it smells like!!

>>58004171
>nothing personnel, ki-ACK
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Tera Rock Carkol Power Gem vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Tera Flying Aggron: 380-448 (110.4 - 130.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>58006540
>needs to change tera types mid battle to even stand a chance
sybau child

>>58006544
It's a team of 6, retard

WATCH OUT FOR THE PSYDUCK!

>>57942070
>>58007887
FUCKING MOVE YOU'VE BEEN STANDING THERE FOR THREE WEEKS

looking through the thread, the only regions he hasn't been through is Kalos and Alola

>>58009007
Give us the Secret Medicine and we'll MOVE you stupid BITCH!

>>58009067
how bout i dump a truck load of coal on you instead

>>57901867 (OP)
I send out my level 1 buizel, and use water jet!

>>58009016
Mimikyu and Acerola are in the thread

>>58009413
yeah but they didn't fucking do anything

>>58001443
ayy lmao

Page 10 has gone over a month without coal. How are they holding up?

PIPIPIPI ANO

>>58009780
page 10 froze to death long ago

Oops, sorry guys

>>58009007
they've got really bad headaches okay
it's so bad it's debilitating

>>58011544
>>58012144
digits

>>57990083
Drunk Dragonite might still be in the area crashing into crap. Come back when it's confirmed he's sleeping it off in the drunk tank.

>>57990083
Nah, page 1 needs it more.

>>58000601
>necro's thread
nothing personal anon, but i need my coal-based Lube

>I wonder how page ten is doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpaFE6_nDJw

But Carkol did you check to make sure you locked your door before leaving? You should go back and check.

>>58004564
It's gotta take as much time as it needs.

No Pass

>>58017065
he kinda looks like coal though. into the cart you go!

i fear this may be the last day for our little mine cart. the direct is coming.

it's been fun.

>>58018314
He will power through the Presents hype! The little minecart who could!

>>57901867 (OP)
>max raid shiny hunting
>this guy is actually pretty good against the legendaries I want
Doesn't even need the eviolite, thanks car coal

>>58019153
he can't do it alone, he needs our help!

>>58018314
He had a good run

>The krab died while I was away
Guess it's just you and me, Coalsy.

Lets get this thread back on track

ONE MORE TIME

>>58019802
plot twist: Carkol is actually speeding over a hump which is launching him directly into Hitmonlee who is just minding his business training. he WILL get to page 10 and is tired of being stopped. nothing personell, lee.

Pouring more coal in to keep this little guy moving!

I think he will make it today with the power of the Presents. Farewell little buddy.

>>58022239
You sure?

>>58020475
CARLOS!

>>58022239
I believe in him.
Go Carkol go!!

You will retrun to Page 1...

>>58023667
delete this

>a 5 week old shitmon thread survived the presents
grim

>>58021400
>>58019802
holy shit, can't unsee

>>58024343
It survived the presents because you voted for drumpf

it was more exciting watching this little minecart survive the pokemon presents presentation than the presents itself

Survive lil guy!! You can do it!!!

I could have sworn I ordered coal over a month ago...

>>58024918
it really was beautiful

34 or so posts until the track is fully cleared

Wouldnt it be funny if it rained on the tracks?

>>58025838
HE FAST NOW

>buizel used aqua jet!
your bro sucks shit

>>58026120
I think you mean...AQUA SHIT!

Clear the way

>>57984147
He goes into a place he is most unwanted in and then blocks anyone who wants to move him out of the way, what did you expect.

>>58025596
We're gona need a lot more of these

bumped & blockted

13 posts until track is cleared to go!

So...how do the wheels work?

It's been around 40 days now. Do people still need that coal?

>>58030128
what if he's taking the coal so the first page is left with nothing but gems?

>>58029958
Something in its body is spinning them really fast. If something spins fast enough, it can function as a wheel.

>>58030767
But it would require muscles to do that!

>>58029958
magnets

notify the station, he's almost home.

>>58031564
The station was closed down 30 years ago, anon.

>>58030139
this is /vp/
you're not getting gems here

>>58031572
They just reopened it!

>>58031653
Nice! Coal is all packed and ready to go!

Let's go home little bro!

Stop! Stoooooooooop!!!

>>58031841
You can't stop it now!

i'll miss him

>>57901867 (OP)
A Gardevoir is about to eat the Forbidden Fruit of Eden! Go back to page 1 to stop her before it's too late!

>>58032459
Nothing can stop this now. Let sin be known to pooemon kind.

Mario burnt the Coal before it got delivered. You have to go back to Page 1 to replenish Coal.

What if...the coal was never real?

After the next push, it's over bros. Was the journey worth it?

>>58034563
It was an uphill battle

We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when
But we’ll meet again some Sunny Day

>>58033613
The coal are the friends we made along the way

>>57901867 (OP)
Are CYNTHIACOONS coal or what

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janny clean it up

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