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Anonymous No.57903875 >>57903963 >>57904019 >>57904031 >>57904032 >>57904036 >>57904038 >>57904040 >>57906829 >>57906991 >>57910136 >>57910246 >>57910860 >>57911728 >>57916150
I will not be playing SV.
The girls just ain't good enough.
Anonymous No.57903963
>>57903875 (OP)
More for me.
Anonymous No.57904019
>>57903875 (OP)
I remember you from the /v/ thread
Anonymous No.57904029 >>57906766
i want nemona to milk me like a cow and i want carmine to hit me and call me names
Anonymous No.57904031
>>57903875 (OP)
It's a good game. Your loss. I'll admit though, the boys are just better this gen.
Anonymous No.57904032 >>57904057
>>57903875 (OP)
I remember you from the /v/ thread
Anonymous No.57904036
>>57903875 (OP)
shotadestroyer5000
Anonymous No.57904038
>>57903875 (OP)
Those aren't pokeballs, Florian.
Anonymous No.57904040
>>57903875 (OP)
SV has some of the best girls in the series. Just the generic trainers are ugly besides the dragon trainer female. Shes HAWT
Anonymous No.57904057 >>57904074 >>57906836
>>57904032
Hello again anon. I want to lick the sweat off that belly.
Hadn't really seen Dendra before but I think I do like her.
Anonymous No.57904074 >>57904083 >>57904692 >>57906773
>>57904057
You should check the other girls if you like Dendra, I think SV has a very good adult woman fetish selection and tons of /ss/bait
Anonymous No.57904083 >>57904686
>>57904074
I will say the protagonist being a shota is really enticing, especially with older girls like Nemona being around to take advantage, or even more mature women... Dendra's fitness + big titty combo is hard to beat.
I dunno about playing the game though, got bored of Legends Arceus very fast.
Anonymous No.57904686
>>57904083
There's an alarming amount of older women that borderline flirt with the MC in SV
Anonymous No.57904692 >>57906679
>>57904074
Perrin is my favorite /ss/bait out of SV girls. She is basically made for shotas.
Anonymous No.57906679 >>57906795
>>57904692
Anonymous No.57906682 >>57906717 >>57908103 >>57908139
Is Paldea just a nation of shota-hungry christmas cakes?
Anonymous No.57906717
>>57906682
probably
Anonymous No.57906766
>>57904029
Okay but what if they do that to each other while I use remote controlled vibrators on them? And they wear slingkinis and are doing this in an inflatable pool filled with oil? And Iono gets to sit beside me and jill off while giving color commentary???
Anonymous No.57906773 >>57906778
>>57904074
>adult woman fetish
Nigga you need therapy lmao
Anonymous No.57906778
>>57906773
holy newnigger
Anonymous No.57906795 >>57906837
>>57906679
Tent sex with Perrin.
Anonymous No.57906829
>>57903875 (OP)
Based as fuck
Anonymous No.57906836
>>57904057
Understandable
Anonymous No.57906837 >>57906971
>>57906795
There's no way Game Freak didnt know the implications of this.
Anonymous No.57906971
>>57906837
They definitely knew.
Anonymous No.57906991 >>57907623
>>57903875 (OP)
Anonymous No.57907623
>>57906991
I want to ruin her but in a gentle way
Anonymous No.57907988 >>57908026
Anonymous No.57908026 >>57908068
>>57907988
What's Perrin so embarrassed about?
Anonymous No.57908068 >>57908075 >>57908165
>>57908026
read her lines if you take pics of her while you do that photo minigame

If the photo is of Perrin
"Huh? What's this? You got a shot of me?"
If the photo is of Perrin taken the second time
"Heh heh! Did you get a good shot? Hope I didn't look too stiff or anything!"
If the photo is of Perrin taken the third time
"Wow, I'm not used to being on the other side of a lens. It's kind of awkward..."
If the photo is of Perrin taken the fourth time
"Gah! Stop, stop, stop! Now I'm all self-concious and can't look natural! It's embarassing!"
If the photo is of Perrin taken the fifth time
"...OK, for real-I'm not your subject! Take photos of PokΓ©mon already, would you!"
Anonymous No.57908075
>>57908068
I remember in the base game Miriam literally flirts with you
Anonymous No.57908103 >>57908113 >>57908139
>>57906682
Nah, you see with Nemona for example they have shota-hungry young women as well
Anonymous No.57908113 >>57908139
>>57908103
...who will grow into a cake eventually.
You know maybe I do gotta play SV after all, it's starting to sound like one of the best poke regions to live in.
Anonymous No.57908139 >>57908323
>>57906682
>>57908103
>>57908113
Technically not Paldea but Carmine falls into that camp as well
Anonymous No.57908165
>>57908068
That's pretty cute!
Anonymous No.57908323
>>57908139
As if anyone will ever treat Kitakami as its own thing. That's like trying to distinguish the Sevii islands as a region
Anonymous No.57908339 >>57908358 >>57908394 >>57908478
Kill all shotafags
Anonymous No.57908358 >>57908439
>>57908339
Long live ShotaChads
Anonymous No.57908394 >>57908478
>>57908339
Paldea works better with lesbianloli anyways
Anonymous No.57908439 >>57908471 >>57908478 >>57908532 >>57908584 >>57908599
>>57908358
Only cucks like shotashit
Anonymous No.57908471 >>57908489
>>57908439
Weird ass projection bro. Most people are self-inserting as a shota since you were one at some point and it's relatable.
Weird how people on anti-NTR crusades tend to have the biggest cuck mindsets.
Anonymous No.57908478 >>57908722
>>57908339
>>57908394
>>57908439
Anonymous No.57908489 >>57908520 >>57908592
>>57908471
>Grown ass man self-inserting as some lame ass shota manlet
Anonymous No.57908520 >>57908589
>>57908489
I'm a manlet IRL so that works too.
Girls being taller and older than you is just hot.
Anonymous No.57908532
>>57908439
I've got an older gf who is into loli/shota which is like the opposite of being a cuck
Anonymous No.57908584
>>57908439
It's literally the opposite of NTR.
Anonymous No.57908589
>>57908520
iono's an old hag but she's certainly not taller
Anonymous No.57908592
>>57908489
You sound envious of cute boys
Anonymous No.57908599
>>57908439
I'm much more of a loli guy, but I've learned the quality /ss/ has over the last few years.
Anonymous No.57908722 >>57908761
>>57908478
This is a thread for paldean girls? Why would you think I’m in the wrong thread
Anonymous No.57908761
>>57908722
he can stay
Anonymous No.57910121 >>57911241
This can't be a hag, she looks too Gen Z
Anonymous No.57910136 >>57910298 >>57910320
>>57903875 (OP)
FAGGOT
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Anonymous No.57910244 >>57910367 >>57910457
Anonymous No.57910246 >>57910428
>>57903875 (OP)
I will not be playing SV because it simply looks like a low quality game
Anonymous No.57910298
>>57910136
holy cutie
Anonymous No.57910320 >>57910323
>>57910136
The SIR of her card cost like $10 in EN while her JP version cost like $80. Is she that popular in Japan?
Anonymous No.57910323
>>57910320
Waifu tax
Anonymous No.57910367 >>57910434
>>57910244
2 > 3 > 1
Anonymous No.57910428
>>57910246
It's a good game though
Anonymous No.57910434
>>57910367
hear hear!
Anonymous No.57910457
>>57910244
1>3>2
Anonymous No.57910860 >>57910866 >>57910912 >>57911031
>>57903875 (OP)
Gamefreak needs to apologize for giving shield players that gay faggot Avery instead of a waifu.
Anonymous No.57910866
>>57910860
hard agree
Anonymous No.57910912 >>57912517
>>57910860
Melony
Anonymous No.57911031
>>57910860
I would Avery, Nemona, Grusha, Carmine and Kieran, Marnie, Marley, Drasna, and Penny.
Anonymous No.57911241
>>57910121
>streamer's persona is entirely fabricated
Anonymous No.57911728
>>57903875 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4
You can still play Scarlet & Violet AND not like the girls.
Anonymous No.57911734
The pokemon are more attractive than these bags
Anonymous No.57911873 >>57917014
I like Tulip
Anonymous No.57911883 >>57911893
Anonymous No.57911893 >>57911914
>>57911883
Perrin has sex with shotas.
Anonymous No.57911911 >>57911999
Perrin has sex with her Growlithe
Anonymous No.57911914 >>57911941
>>57911893
Perrin being only just slightly taller than the protagonist kinda hurts the shota appeal honestly
Anonymous No.57911934 >>57911954 >>57916552
they gave her lanky looking proportions so withouth others to compare you wouldn't realize she's a womanlet. interesting choice.
Anonymous No.57911941 >>57911946
>>57911914
How tall is Perrin in comparison to Florian?
Anonymous No.57911946 >>57911969
>>57911941
less than an inch. 1 or 2 centimeters.
Anonymous No.57911954 >>57911961
>>57911934
Carmine is like 6 feet your comparison is dumb
Anonymous No.57911961 >>57911981
>>57911954
Carmine being tall doesn't preclude Perrin from being short.
Anonymous No.57911969
>>57911946
That sucks. At least there's fanart to solve that issue.
Anonymous No.57911981 >>57911994 >>57912023 >>57912601
>>57911961
And?Miriam and Iono are barely taller than the player too, and it’s not like the Paldea twins are short either. Juliana’s actually taller than Marnie in Masters
Anonymous No.57911994 >>57912601
>>57911981
Everyone knows Iono's a womanlet because of her gremlin energy. But Perrin being a womanlet adult just seemed to totally slip people by. Masters heights are really weird too. It portrays Kris as being the shortest of all the protags but we know from the Scale World figures that she's actually much taller than Ethan or Lyra.
Anonymous No.57911998 >>57912079 >>57913299
another tiny adult woman
Anonymous No.57911999
>>57911911
Is that what shes calling Julian? Thats some kinky stuff.
Anonymous No.57912023
>>57911981
Masters's models aren't actually scaled to their canon heights, and the SV MCs are the most glaring case of that
Anonymous No.57912079 >>57913299
>>57911998
Courtney sex.
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Anonymous No.57912517
>>57910912
Apparently he wants to cheat on Melony because one woman isn't good enough for him.
Anonymous No.57912601
>>57911994
>It portrays Kris as being the shortest of all the protags but we know from the Scale World figures that she's actually much taller than Ethan or Lyra.
It's because Masters significantly shrunk down all MC characters and made them really short for some reason. It's the most glaring with Serena and Calem because they're probably the tallest MCs in the series. Pic related, look how much shorter he is compared to his 2D art relative to head size.

Also, the Paldea characters are all slighly too tall, no idea why. Relative to each other their sizes are correct, but like >>57911981 shows, even the MCs are taller than a lot of characters. And they're supposed to be only 150cm.
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Anonymous No.57913281
Iono's apparently supposed to be 4'11 and Perrin is the same height as her in-game. It would feel weird if Perrin was officially that short too but she is asian.
Anonymous No.57913299 >>57913319
>>57911998
>>57912079
Not gen 9!
Anonymous No.57913319 >>57913338
>>57913299
and mogs them all at once
Anonymous No.57913338 >>57913406
>>57913319
>released like 20+ years ago
your ugly bitch is huge flop lmao
Anonymous No.57913365 >>57913413
Perrin is exclusively built for tall fat bald ojisan (me)
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Anonymous No.57913406
>>57913338
RSE Courtney is effectively a different character from the ORAS one and she didn't have any official artwork then. or literally a diffict character in teh case of the manga.
Anonymous No.57913407 >>57913454
Anonymous No.57913413
>>57913365
that's also Iono's thing
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Anonymous No.57913454 >>57913456 >>57913502
>>57913407
Why do Perrin and Briar look so good together.
Anonymous No.57913456
>>57913454
I want to see them kiss
Anonymous No.57913471 >>57913559 >>57913735 >>57914264
Shota is a low-test fetish. That aside, I want to impregnate poke women and have dozens of babies with them
Anonymous No.57913502
>>57913454
Boob size difference
Perrin's slutty nature compared to Briar's prude one
Briar also looks good with Raifort: two history nerds.
Anonymous No.57913543 >>57913608
Iono is the magnemites
Anonymous No.57913559
>>57913471
Based, shita is trash
Anonymous No.57913608
>>57913543
That's hot...
Anonymous No.57913735 >>57914135
>>57913471
Honestly I'm not blaming them because all the people that used to draw milfs moved into shota for clout, so imagine having the best artists for a single fetish.
Anonymous No.57914135 >>57914476
>>57913735
Whoever married, impregnated, and had Arven with her is very lucky because MUH
Anonymous No.57914264
>>57913471
Top tier shit and its on model. 10/10 post more.
Anonymous No.57914476
>>57914135
It was obviously Turo, anon
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Anonymous No.57915202 >>57915915
Anonymous No.57915232
Based thread!
Anonymous No.57915246
I won't play the game, but I might very well roll for Perrin or Briar if they are in the gacha game
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Anonymous No.57915915
>>57915202
Damn, no wonder everyone wants a piece of her
Anonymous No.57915958 >>57915962 >>57915978 >>57916421
Is no one into Penny
Anonymous No.57915962
>>57915958
Meh... I don't like short hair on girls
Anonymous No.57915978
>>57915958
this is an imageboard anon, be the change you wish to see
Anonymous No.57916150 >>57916151 >>57916394 >>57916530 >>57916648
>>57903875 (OP)
Are all the Paldean girls like this?
Anonymous No.57916151
>>57916150
suck
Anonymous No.57916394
>>57916150
I wish....
Anonymous No.57916421
>>57915958
I like Penny.
Anonymous No.57916530
>>57916150
>off-model
Gross
Nemona's real perky tits are superior
At least they got freckles though
Anonymous No.57916552
>>57911934
carmine, my towering gigastacy wife...
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Anonymous No.57916648
>>57916150
I want to drink every single fucking drop of Nemona’s milk
Anonymous No.57917014 >>57917457
>>57911873
I wish she got more art
Anonymous No.57917457
>>57917014
I kinda agree, Tulip deserves better
Anonymous No.57917500
Tulip is tall as shit too.
Anonymous No.57917667 >>57917928
Anonymous No.57917928 >>57918016
>>57917667
Why is Briar so excited?
Anonymous No.57918016 >>57918359
>>57917928
He told her if she she lets him suck on her tits he'll show her terapogos
Anonymous No.57918359
>>57918016
Is that how he scores with so many girls (and guys)? Bribing them with legendaries?
Anonymous No.57919985
Based
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