I will not be playing SV.
The girls just ain't good enough.

>>57903875 (OP)
More for me.

>>57903875 (OP)
I remember you from the /v/ thread

i want nemona to milk me like a cow and i want carmine to hit me and call me names

>>57903875 (OP)
It's a good game. Your loss. I'll admit though, the boys are just better this gen.

>>57903875 (OP)
I remember you from the /v/ thread

>>57903875 (OP)
shotadestroyer5000

>>57903875 (OP)
Those aren't pokeballs, Florian.

>>57903875 (OP)
SV has some of the best girls in the series. Just the generic trainers are ugly besides the dragon trainer female. Shes HAWT

>>57904032
Hello again anon. I want to lick the sweat off that belly.
Hadn't really seen Dendra before but I think I do like her.

>>57904057
You should check the other girls if you like Dendra, I think SV has a very good adult woman fetish selection and tons of /ss/bait

>>57904074
I will say the protagonist being a shota is really enticing, especially with older girls like Nemona being around to take advantage, or even more mature women... Dendra's fitness + big titty combo is hard to beat.
I dunno about playing the game though, got bored of Legends Arceus very fast.

>>57904083
There's an alarming amount of older women that borderline flirt with the MC in SV

>>57904074
Perrin is my favorite /ss/bait out of SV girls. She is basically made for shotas.

>>57904692

Is Paldea just a nation of shota-hungry christmas cakes?

>>57906682
probably

>>57904029
Okay but what if they do that to each other while I use remote controlled vibrators on them? And they wear slingkinis and are doing this in an inflatable pool filled with oil? And Iono gets to sit beside me and jill off while giving color commentary???

>>57904074
>adult woman fetish
Nigga you need therapy lmao

>>57906773
holy newnigger

>>57906679
Tent sex with Perrin.

>>57903875 (OP)
Based as fuck

>>57904057
Understandable

>>57906795
There's no way Game Freak didnt know the implications of this.

>>57906837
They definitely knew.

>>57903875 (OP)

>>57906991
I want to ruin her but in a gentle way

>>57907988
What's Perrin so embarrassed about?

>>57908026
read her lines if you take pics of her while you do that photo minigame

If the photo is of Perrin
"Huh? What's this? You got a shot of me?"
If the photo is of Perrin taken the second time
"Heh heh! Did you get a good shot? Hope I didn't look too stiff or anything!"
If the photo is of Perrin taken the third time
"Wow, I'm not used to being on the other side of a lens. It's kind of awkward..."
If the photo is of Perrin taken the fourth time
"Gah! Stop, stop, stop! Now I'm all self-concious and can't look natural! It's embarassing!"
If the photo is of Perrin taken the fifth time
"...OK, for real-I'm not your subject! Take photos of Pokémon already, would you!"

>>57908068
I remember in the base game Miriam literally flirts with you

>>57906682
Nah, you see with Nemona for example they have shota-hungry young women as well

>>57908103
...who will grow into a cake eventually.
You know maybe I do gotta play SV after all, it's starting to sound like one of the best poke regions to live in.

>>57906682
>>57908103
>>57908113
Technically not Paldea but Carmine falls into that camp as well

>>57908068
That's pretty cute!

>>57908139
As if anyone will ever treat Kitakami as its own thing. That's like trying to distinguish the Sevii islands as a region

Kill all shotafags

>>57908339
Long live ShotaChads

>>57908339
Paldea works better with lesbianloli anyways

>>57908358
Only cucks like shotashit

>>57908439
Weird ass projection bro. Most people are self-inserting as a shota since you were one at some point and it's relatable.
Weird how people on anti-NTR crusades tend to have the biggest cuck mindsets.

>>57908339
>>57908394
>>57908439

>>57908471
>Grown ass man self-inserting as some lame ass shota manlet

>>57908489
I'm a manlet IRL so that works too.
Girls being taller and older than you is just hot.

>>57908439
I've got an older gf who is into loli/shota which is like the opposite of being a cuck

>>57908439
It's literally the opposite of NTR.

>>57908520
iono's an old hag but she's certainly not taller

>>57908489
You sound envious of cute boys

>>57908439
I'm much more of a loli guy, but I've learned the quality /ss/ has over the last few years.

>>57908478
This is a thread for paldean girls? Why would you think I’m in the wrong thread

>>57908722
he can stay

This can't be a hag, she looks too Gen Z

>>57903875 (OP)
FAGGOT

>>57903875 (OP)
I will not be playing SV because it simply looks like a low quality game

>>57910136
holy cutie

>>57910136
The SIR of her card cost like $10 in EN while her JP version cost like $80. Is she that popular in Japan?

>>57910320
Waifu tax

>>57910244
2 > 3 > 1

>>57910246
It's a good game though

>>57910367
hear hear!

>>57910244
1>3>2

>>57903875 (OP)
Gamefreak needs to apologize for giving shield players that gay faggot Avery instead of a waifu.

>>57910860
hard agree

>>57910860
Melony

>>57910860
I would Avery, Nemona, Grusha, Carmine and Kieran, Marnie, Marley, Drasna, and Penny.

>>57910121
>streamer's persona is entirely fabricated

>>57903875 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4
You can still play Scarlet & Violet AND not like the girls.

The pokemon are more attractive than these bags

I like Tulip

>>57911883
Perrin has sex with shotas.

Perrin has sex with her Growlithe

>>57911893
Perrin being only just slightly taller than the protagonist kinda hurts the shota appeal honestly

they gave her lanky looking proportions so withouth others to compare you wouldn't realize she's a womanlet. interesting choice.

>>57911914
How tall is Perrin in comparison to Florian?

>>57911941
less than an inch. 1 or 2 centimeters.

>>57911934
Carmine is like 6 feet your comparison is dumb

>>57911954
Carmine being tall doesn't preclude Perrin from being short.

>>57911946
That sucks. At least there's fanart to solve that issue.

>>57911961
And?Miriam and Iono are barely taller than the player too, and it’s not like the Paldea twins are short either. Juliana’s actually taller than Marnie in Masters

>>57911981
Everyone knows Iono's a womanlet because of her gremlin energy. But Perrin being a womanlet adult just seemed to totally slip people by. Masters heights are really weird too. It portrays Kris as being the shortest of all the protags but we know from the Scale World figures that she's actually much taller than Ethan or Lyra.

another tiny adult woman

>>57911911
Is that what shes calling Julian? Thats some kinky stuff.

>>57911981
Masters's models aren't actually scaled to their canon heights, and the SV MCs are the most glaring case of that

>>57911998
Courtney sex.

>>57910912
Apparently he wants to cheat on Melony because one woman isn't good enough for him.

>>57911994
>It portrays Kris as being the shortest of all the protags but we know from the Scale World figures that she's actually much taller than Ethan or Lyra.
It's because Masters significantly shrunk down all MC characters and made them really short for some reason. It's the most glaring with Serena and Calem because they're probably the tallest MCs in the series. Pic related, look how much shorter he is compared to his 2D art relative to head size.

Also, the Paldea characters are all slighly too tall, no idea why. Relative to each other their sizes are correct, but like >>57911981 shows, even the MCs are taller than a lot of characters. And they're supposed to be only 150cm.

Iono's apparently supposed to be 4'11 and Perrin is the same height as her in-game. It would feel weird if Perrin was officially that short too but she is asian.

>>57911998
>>57912079
Not gen 9!

>>57913299
and mogs them all at once

>>57913319
>released like 20+ years ago
your ugly bitch is huge flop lmao

Perrin is exclusively built for tall fat bald ojisan (me)

>>57913338
RSE Courtney is effectively a different character from the ORAS one and she didn't have any official artwork then. or literally a diffict character in teh case of the manga.

>>57913365
that's also Iono's thing

>>57913407
Why do Perrin and Briar look so good together.

>>57913454
I want to see them kiss

Shota is a low-test fetish. That aside, I want to impregnate poke women and have dozens of babies with them

>>57913454
Boob size difference
Perrin's slutty nature compared to Briar's prude one
Briar also looks good with Raifort: two history nerds.

Iono is the magnemites

>>57913471
Based, shita is trash

>>57913543
That's hot...

>>57913471
Honestly I'm not blaming them because all the people that used to draw milfs moved into shota for clout, so imagine having the best artists for a single fetish.

>>57913735
Whoever married, impregnated, and had Arven with her is very lucky because MUH

>>57913471
Top tier shit and its on model. 10/10 post more.

>>57914135
It was obviously Turo, anon

Based thread!

I won't play the game, but I might very well roll for Perrin or Briar if they are in the gacha game

>>57915202
Damn, no wonder everyone wants a piece of her

Is no one into Penny

>>57915958
Meh... I don't like short hair on girls

>>57915958
this is an imageboard anon, be the change you wish to see

>>57903875 (OP)
Are all the Paldean girls like this?

>>57916150
suck

>>57916150
I wish....

>>57915958
I like Penny.

>>57916150
>off-model
Gross
Nemona's real perky tits are superior
At least they got freckles though

>>57911934
carmine, my towering gigastacy wife...

>>57916150
I want to drink every single fucking drop of Nemona’s milk

>>57911873
I wish she got more art

>>57917014
I kinda agree, Tulip deserves better

Tulip is tall as shit too.

>>57917667
Why is Briar so excited?

>>57917928
He told her if she she lets him suck on her tits he'll show her terapogos

>>57918016
Is that how he scores with so many girls (and guys)? Bribing them with legendaries?

Based