Thread 57921617

She has a cute haircut

>>57921617 (OP)
i want to rape lana's womb

>>57921617 (OP)
>is into fit older men preferably swimmers
Why haven't you guys started working out yet?

>>57921617 (OP)
and cute eyes

>>57921739
Calm down pajeet

I like lana's features

>>57922364
Yeah yeah whatever, stay away from children

>>57922364
Wow. That's lewd.

>>57921617 (OP)
she's supposed to be 10, but to me she looks like a slim and short 20yo

>>57923503
It doesn't help that their anime and game personalities are drastically different. Anime Lana acts 10-12, while (U)S(U)M Lana acts 15-16.

>>57921617 (OP)
Expired

>>57923561
In the anime, Lana, Lillie, and Mallow were adapted to Ash's age to maintain the essence of a real classroom. Kiawe and Sophocles' ages are not specified, but they are the oldest and youngest in the class.

This was clarified in an interview during the first episodes of SM in Japan, both by the voice actress for Sophocles and one of the writers. This was also clarified by the use of certain Japanese formalities during the Drampa episode in japan.

>>57923561
>>57923925
In the teraleak it is confirmed that Game Mallow is 14, Game Kiawe 18, and Game Lana is 12

Kiawe is also confirmed to be black and Mallow is half Maori and half Asian, Lana was originally Caucasian with chestnut hair

The Alola region has very interesting laws.

She literally lusts after dark skinned monkeys.

>>57924726
>[HEADCANON]

>>57924726
Joshua "3 inch" Ulmer

What's Lana backwards?

>>57925043
Nala!

>>57924720
W-what do you mean?

>>57924720
Nice headcanon pedo, reminder that you being able to go on an adventure with Pokemon doesn't mean it is now legal to fuck you and if you think it is then you are wrong and retarded. The age of consent in Hawaii is 16 btw, which none of the so called """hebes""" you love gooning to are

>>57926210
>posting this image whilst hating jesus because he told them the truth

>>57926215
Jesus never said that lusting after minors was legal, stop watching porn

>>57926210
While you are at it, can you tell me if I legally have to surrender my giant, reality-warping bat of darkness to the Hawaiian government or can I keep it?

>>57926226
You don't have a Lunala for real because they don't exist and even if it was real it would never let you become it's trainer. Reminder that SV DLC showed that pokemon can break master balls so your "i will just use a master ball" cope won't work

>>57926255
>even if it was real it would never let you become it's trainer
Bring the receipts

>pokemon can break master balls
Don't worry buddy I quite literally have a metric ton of various Pokeballs in my physics-defying backpack and also enough Potions to treat the continent of Asia

>>57926210
There’s more evidence of Lana being legal than anything from the TeraLeak

>>57926331
>Implying pokemarts will want to sell pokeballs to a creepy dude like you
>Implying a Pokemon professor would want to give a starter to an immature autist like you
Yeah sure whatever makes you happy anon
>>57926335
>He still think that the stuff that was leaked in the teraleaks (scrapped concepts) still applies
What in "early developement blueprint" do you retard not get? Things got changed in the final product so whatever "leak" you claim makes Lana legal is invalid

Normal clothing for little girls in alola

>>57926407
sporty girl

Lana loves
>(You)

Reminder that if you were fictional Lana wouldn't let you get within 10 feet of her without pouncing on you and informing the authorities that you are now her property

>>57926571
And I love her!

>>57926571
I fucking wish

Lana-chan kawaii

>>57923925
Do you have those interviews or what they said about Sophocles Minor?

>>57926407
Impregnating Lana's asshole!

>>57926571
Only if you are white

>>57927183
Nice cope, pedo. Lana wouldn't want anything to do with your autistic asses and no amount of coping and delusions will change that. The same applies to every single pokegirl in existence, no exceptions

Lana is exceptional

bump

>>57929624
ly cute.

Courtesy of /d/ delivering on my Pokemon Type Pregnancy power table thing

>57930064
>Someone from /d/ just made a fetish pic with filled condoms and all
>Better repost it on /vp/, a board that is meant to be SFW
The stupidity of you autists never cease to amaze me, i hope you enjoy your potential vacation anon

>>57930064
Why is she blue?

>>57930097
she da ba di da ba died

>>57930097
He decided to monsterize the girls from my concept here >>57920449 for flavor
Just finished all 18. He is too kind

i like the 1 frame from the anime where you can see her belly button outlined through her swimsuit close up

I'm going on vacation after all: Alola!

Time for Pokemon Fun and Poon

https://files.catbox.moe/famo0t.png
https://files.catbox.moe/u53dyf.png

>>57929292
>Implying we care about consent

>>57930329
>Internal view when she is pregnant
You should be able to see the baby at that point, you brainrotted gooner.

>>57930215
Post it

<3

>>57930841
It's not our fault AI is still developing. Kind of like the baby.

>>57931713
k

>>57922292
these are LONG legs

>>57931717
Cute

>>57924006
leaks of non-canonized material do not "confirm" things, hope this helps

The only answer has ever been that it doesn't matter at all

>>57931743
she's wet

>>57933332
She is a swimmer.

>>57931921
Holy fuck

bump

>>57936119
Why?

>>57936458
Wynaut

>>57931921
gooning rn

I just think she's cute

>>57929292
If waifus were real then everyone would actually try to be the decent people they are deep down. It's 2025. There are no girls left.

>>57938005
>Implying 4chan users, especially the severely autistic retards from this board, can act normal
Sure anon, whatever you say

>>57926407
this is a blue board though. i can see her pussy. her tight pussy. i can see her moist tight soft pussy though

>>57937929
>Have the ability to turn into a magical girl at will alongside Mallow and Lillie
>They never do it after the initial beast hunter arc

What a waste.

How would Lana react if I asked to lick her butthole?

>>57938005
The reason monster girls are popular?

The monster is on the outside.

>>57931921
I respect the gen 6 and 7 anime going for certain crazy inside jokes.

>>57938005
Agreed. Goodness has to be nurtured

>>57938717
She'd ask you to clear her Trial first

>>57938912
>monster girls are popular
they had like 1-2 good years

>>57938933
It was good.

>>57938717
Automatic restraining order, same for every single Pokegirl ever, you fags are that undesirable and don't you dare claim you aren't because you are

>>57939599
Obsessed troon be cleansed!

>>57939599
You sound like a self-loathing bitch who once ostracized a a boy for thinking that Pokémon is neat.

no survival

Lana anons are one of the few reasons I still come around /vp/.

what about her sisters?

ME?
MOM

>>57939617
>>57939657
>>57939664
Can't stomach the truth, cumskulls? You are literally a 0/10 in the Pokemon world whether you like it or not

>>57940894
>source
>dude I'm totally Arceus
There's almost zero cases of people reacting to gooners to back up your claim. Who is to say Brock wouldn't have built up a harem if he traveled alone?

>>57941425
That poster is like a wind-up toy, they keep doing the same retarded dance when they get wound up. What winds them up is that they think their definition of nsfw should apply to this board rather than empirically determining what the definition is based on what actually gets removed. Their definition is no sensitive images whatsoever, whereas if you spend any time lurking here you can observe that nsfw in /vp/ = exposed nipples and/or exposed genitals (and maybe some other fringe fetish stuff). They try to discourage certain types of shitposting and certain types of sensitive images by autistically claiming that everyone here is now and forever an omega-level incel (in all possible worlds, somehow)

>>57940094
Is Lana ok?

>>57940894
you literally spend all day obsessing about other men jerking off on a website normal people think you're a nazi for even visiting
just because your libido has been deleted by jew pills and feminism doesn't mean that's normal or that anybody else needs to suffer your fate

protip : while attending the wicked conversation, you can also attach a picture of Lana

test

I want to pull down Lana's pants and fuck her in the arse

>>57940516
Same

>>57924006
I find it interesting the character basis for Mallow was a half-Filipina idol.

>>57941830
>Everyone who complains about NSFW on a blue board is the same person
Why are /vp/edos incapable of understanding that there is more than 1 person that is tired of their goon spam? Not Even Chris Chan was that autistic and retarded

>>57944600
>Everyone who complains about NSFW specifically like a self-loathing troon is the same person
Fixed.

>>57944600
Not that guy, but Ivycuck is slowly revealing that he is multiple "different" schizos. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he's this guy too.

>>57944607
>N-no you must let me goon on a blue board otherwise you are a troon
Yeah take your meds next time you autist

>>57944607
Right. That whiny bastard certainly has a vendetta, none of what they say is in good faith. It's not hard to take this board for what it is rather than bitch and moan about how you want it to be. On the catalog, I would say that I am indifferent to most threads, so I just don't bother entering them. Then there are threads that I actively think are weird/shitty, and my solution... is to simply scroll past those too. If I see a thread that looks like it might be fun but is actually bad, I simply click out and remember not to go back in. Then I just lurk and/or participate in any remaining threads. If there's nothing on the catalog that interests me, then I just go do something else entirely and come back later.

>/vp/ still think there is only 1 person on the entirety of 4chan that is tired of their goon spam
Jesus fucking christ how fucking dumb are you fucks? Unironically stop making up boogeymen for every single inconveniences you get and seek therapy, this isn't normal. I now get why the mods gave up on this board, you fags are severely autistic and delusional

>>57944874
We're not the ones being inconvenienced because we're not fighting the status quo; you are

>We are legion! There's totally a gorillion of us!!!

The sum of your collective IQ, as evidenced by your highly homogenous posts, is so low that you might as well be one person

Your next line is:

>Heh, the coomer is coping and projecting by calling ME low IQ

>>57944609
Long Lana is long

>>57944757
Either a self-loathing troon, future troon, or CIS gril. There are no other possibilities.

>>57945121
>B-but troons are porn addicts that groom kids
>B-but everyone who calls me out for being an annoying gooner lusting after cartoon children is a troon
Make up your mind retard, if i was a troon (or a future one) i would post lewds with you fucks, not complain about it you single digit IQ troglodyte

>>57945147
Just replying for the sake of replying. Looking forward to you issuing real sentences next time.

>>57945147
Oh it's an aspie not a troon. These lots annoy their peers with sarcasm, cynical, and repetitive unfunny phrases ask the time. From my personal experience even troons are more tolerable.

>>57944874
You will continue to be called out as a samefag as long as you spend every day saying the same things in the same threads.
Deal with your sexual abuse trauma in therapy, it is not our job to accommodate your extreme sensitivity.

>>57944609
Doggy

>>57921739
What about raping her asshole?

>>57921739
>>57948720
GOOD MORNING SAARS

>>57948820
Woah, thank you for warning me about SARS. I was able to take precautions, so now I can continue to assault Lana's anus well into the future

>>57948880
What a horrible thing to do. Obviously you need to pump in her womb only for the purpose of procreation, as God intended.

>>57921739
Based

>>57921617 (OP)
Why is her midriff showing?

>>57950537
why not?

>>57948880
>>57950102
Yeah whatever jeet, stay away from children

>>57950676
It makes my pp uncomfortable.

>>57950102
Her swimsuit is a little too tight.

>>57956198
>>57956955

That's where she keeps the Z Crystals

>>57956955
Cute

>>57959496
Peeking under that dress

why is she so cute bros

cute bump

>>57922292
>>57944609
slenderman ass anatomy

>>57959496
>boobs
gross

>>57963027
>slender
Yeah it's wonderful. There's so much crap with tits so big they count as a disability and a 500 lb ass on a 100 pound frame and it's awful and that is basically the opposite.

>>57963105
YEEYEE ASS HAIRCUT is cute

don't forget about her sisters

>>57965627
I can't believe Alola commissioned a Clone Army

Sailing with Lana

>>57965793
She's a big girl.

Swimming with Lana

her mom is better

>>57966721
for you

>>57967994
Her mom wouldn't be good if Lana wasn't amazing. That's why Lana's mom mogged Wicke in porn

>>57962855
Wet clothes are so sexy.

How old is she suppose to be really? Peple seem to always depict her as an actual child so I was surprised by in game dialogue about having a cute guy drowning so.she can save him, makes her seem well into her teens.

>>57971507
She'll say she's 18 in bed.

>>57971507
Jap character design works by drawing the cute girl then throwing random number on it. Then localizers ignore JP lines and make up new ones. So just pick whatever number you want

>>57971520
Why would she do that...

>>57973216
She wouldn't, it's just anon coping with the fact that banging her is illegal by making shit up

>>57973216
She ate a Naughty Mint

>>57971914
Lana anal...

>>57971507
12

>>57971914
The most powerful duo in pokemon

>>57921617 (OP)
she should've been older it's as simple as that

>>57971520
Works for me!

>>57921739
Me too but first she needs to look exactly like this before I can get hard.

>>57971507
>He needs to consult an official Wiki before masturbating
NGMI

>>57978563
Odd crossover but still looks nice

>>57921617 (OP)
she's so hot. sun and moon saved pokemon...

>>57921617 (OP)
>lust provoking image