Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:10:47 PM No.57923161
Post snakes.
Discuss snakes.
Enjoy snakes.
Discuss snakes.
Enjoy snakes.
Replies:
Snake Thread - /vp/ (#57923161) [Archived: 239 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:17:10 PM No.57923175
Counting the amount of posts until mentally ill vorefags ruin this thread
Replies:
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:29:23 PM No.57923215
>>57923175
Please god no. I just wanna see and post the coolest and most underrated kind of pokemon: snekies.
Please god no. I just wanna see and post the coolest and most underrated kind of pokemon: snekies.
Replies:
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:38:21 PM No.57923235
>>57923175
I hate how we're all just bracing for impact by this point.
I hate how we're all just bracing for impact by this point.
Replies:
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:41:18 PM No.57923241
>>57923235
Sandaconda was and still is criminally underrated for how strong and cool-looking it is.
Sandaconda was and still is criminally underrated for how strong and cool-looking it is.
Replies:
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 10:57:33 PM No.57923288
>>57923241
True, one of the biggest issues is that it doesn't have much going for it and lacks a ton of stuff that could improve it, also doesn't help Hippowdon exists and does almost everything it does better and has more reliable recovery.
True, one of the biggest issues is that it doesn't have much going for it and lacks a ton of stuff that could improve it, also doesn't help Hippowdon exists and does almost everything it does better and has more reliable recovery.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:01:23 PM No.57923295
>>57923215
I'm sorry anon, I really am. Hate them as much as you do.
I'm sorry anon, I really am. Hate them as much as you do.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:29:17 AM No.57923937
Replies:
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:23:10 AM No.57924098
>>57923175
>>57923231
WHY DOTN YOU LIKE THE ART OF CYNTHAI GETTING EATEN
IT MEANS SEVIPER IS STRONGE RTHAN HER NIGGER
FUCKING DIE YOU HQVE NO LOGIC
>>57923231
WHY DOTN YOU LIKE THE ART OF CYNTHAI GETTING EATEN
IT MEANS SEVIPER IS STRONGE RTHAN HER NIGGER
FUCKING DIE YOU HQVE NO LOGIC
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:44:27 AM No.57924172
Replies:
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:05:31 AM No.57924224
>>57924172
It should have a forked tongue
It should have a forked tongue
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:21:20 AM No.57924246
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:31:08 AM No.57924262
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:34:39 AM No.57924497
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:31:40 AM No.57924577
Is this a snake?
Replies:
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:56:55 PM No.57925274
>>57923175
>>57923231
>>57923215
IM NOT MENTALLY ILL AND IM STRAIGHT YOU NIGGER
WHY DONT YOU WANT TO SEE CYNTHIA DIGESTED FOR GOOD AND DEFEATED BY SEVIPER
WHY DONT YOU WNAT PROOF HE IS STRONGWR THAN HER KIKE
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE JEW
>>57923231
>>57923215
IM NOT MENTALLY ILL AND IM STRAIGHT YOU NIGGER
WHY DONT YOU WANT TO SEE CYNTHIA DIGESTED FOR GOOD AND DEFEATED BY SEVIPER
WHY DONT YOU WNAT PROOF HE IS STRONGWR THAN HER KIKE
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE JEW
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:54:25 PM No.57925697
Replies:
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:02:49 PM No.57925716
Hmmm I sure do wonder where this thread will be heading
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:31:03 PM No.57926568
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:34:56 PM No.57926585
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:56:55 AM No.57926824
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:15:20 AM No.57927395
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:54:52 AM No.57927486
A very rare, yet very useless snek.
Replies:
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:01:49 AM No.57927496
chabok
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:27:01 AM No.57927964
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:20:31 PM No.57928300
I want to touch snakes. I want them all around my body.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:22:27 PM No.57928303
Replies:
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:27:23 PM No.57929532
>>57923175
>>57923215
YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL FOR NOT WANTING CYNTHIA TO DIE LIKE THIS
WOULDNT YOU AAT CYNTHIA IF YOU QEFE A SNAKE
FUCKING THINK COON
>>57923215
YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL FOR NOT WANTING CYNTHIA TO DIE LIKE THIS
WOULDNT YOU AAT CYNTHIA IF YOU QEFE A SNAKE
FUCKING THINK COON
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:06:12 AM No.57930065
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:16:29 AM No.57930510
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:44:25 AM No.57930802
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:12:43 AM No.57930975
My Steelix won't stop spinning, should I be worried?
Replies:
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 9:13:19 AM No.57930977
Replies:
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:39:02 PM No.57931863
>>57923161 (OP)
I will never forgive gamefreak for making Seviper a mixed attacker
I will never forgive gamefreak for making Seviper a mixed attacker
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:57:38 PM No.57932673
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 4:37:09 AM No.57933467
>>57923937
high society snek
high society snek
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:02:26 AM No.57934104
>>57928303
adorable
adorable
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:50:06 PM No.57934993
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:49:34 AM No.57936429
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:27:28 AM No.57937310
beeg
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:02:41 PM No.57938503
Replies:
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 3:22:07 AM No.57939473
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:13:17 AM No.57939595
>>57938503
sand friends!
sand friends!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 5:11:48 AM No.57939704
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:23:32 PM No.57940972
Replies:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:07:55 AM No.57942072
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:40:56 AM No.57942156
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:59:02 AM No.57942180
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:10:58 AM No.57942359
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:53:20 PM No.57944380
>>57930975
Damn magnets
Damn magnets
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:03:50 PM No.57944545
Arbok backwards is Cobra
Replies:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:21:59 PM No.57944753
>>57944545
unironically took me years to realize that
unironically took me years to realize that
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:26:22 AM No.57946244
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:47:29 AM No.57946331
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:05:46 AM No.57946382
Replies:
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:45:54 PM No.57947818
>>57946382
aww...
aww...
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:18:28 PM No.57948139
>>57940972
I love this smug snek
I love this smug snek
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:53:31 PM No.57948206
Kill all zangeese.
Replies:
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:02:07 PM No.57948230
My solid snake has been in the family for over 5 generations, whenever it surfaces I have to spend 4 whole hours rince cleaning him.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:36:00 AM No.57949439
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 4:15:57 AM No.57950062
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:20:04 PM No.57951723
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:35:55 AM No.57953346
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:09:46 PM No.57954551
Replies:
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:35:52 PM No.57954616
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:15:54 AM No.57956383
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:26:55 AM No.57956917
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:34:40 AM No.57956941
>>57923175
>>57923231
>>57923235
STOP PROJECTING YOUR MENTAL.ILLNESS NIGGER
STAY MAD
This caused her melting tit that was completely separated from her body to pop into mush. Penny was all clean after an hour and struggled to get out. “Bet-BBUUURRRPP urf…” Said Penny, slapping her gut. Clair's bulge was just bones and Melony was so badly damaged it was a miracle she was alive. Penny dried off and crushed her gut through the door, hearing soft bones snap. “I'm thirsty.” Said Penny, getting some juice from the fridge. She went to her small counter, bending over a bit, but this caused Melony's neck to hit the edge.
CCCRRUNNNN
Penny didn't even flinch as she brutally crushed Melony's neck, killing the woman in her gut. slurped her juice down, loving the flavor of cherry dancing on her tongue. Inside of her stomach, Nemona and Cynthia were left alive, being splattered by the juice. Nemona wasn't even close to as badly melted as Cynthia. The blonde woman was half-skeleton, with half of her face melted down to her skull. “Do something…please…” Begged Cynthia, before her other cheek tore and her lower jaw hung loose. Nemona didn't even have arms, what was she going to do? Nemona sat there, as Cynthia melted away. The blonde woman finally died, with her brain starting to leak from her ears. “Oh god oh god oh god….PENNY WHY!?!” Screamed Nemona. With Cynthia dead, the original three were all just a nasty mixture of bones and dead meat. Penny's stomach was almost filled to the brim with stomach acid, which was bubbling against Nemona's back. Nemona looked to her side, seeing Cynthia's remaining eye turn into goop, before her body completely sank under her.
BBBLLRRPP CRRRUNCH CHUURNN
Nemona hated every second of her slow demise, wishing it would end.
>>57923231
>>57923235
STOP PROJECTING YOUR MENTAL.ILLNESS NIGGER
STAY MAD
This caused her melting tit that was completely separated from her body to pop into mush. Penny was all clean after an hour and struggled to get out. “Bet-BBUUURRRPP urf…” Said Penny, slapping her gut. Clair's bulge was just bones and Melony was so badly damaged it was a miracle she was alive. Penny dried off and crushed her gut through the door, hearing soft bones snap. “I'm thirsty.” Said Penny, getting some juice from the fridge. She went to her small counter, bending over a bit, but this caused Melony's neck to hit the edge.
CCCRRUNNNN
Penny didn't even flinch as she brutally crushed Melony's neck, killing the woman in her gut. slurped her juice down, loving the flavor of cherry dancing on her tongue. Inside of her stomach, Nemona and Cynthia were left alive, being splattered by the juice. Nemona wasn't even close to as badly melted as Cynthia. The blonde woman was half-skeleton, with half of her face melted down to her skull. “Do something…please…” Begged Cynthia, before her other cheek tore and her lower jaw hung loose. Nemona didn't even have arms, what was she going to do? Nemona sat there, as Cynthia melted away. The blonde woman finally died, with her brain starting to leak from her ears. “Oh god oh god oh god….PENNY WHY!?!” Screamed Nemona. With Cynthia dead, the original three were all just a nasty mixture of bones and dead meat. Penny's stomach was almost filled to the brim with stomach acid, which was bubbling against Nemona's back. Nemona looked to her side, seeing Cynthia's remaining eye turn into goop, before her body completely sank under her.
BBBLLRRPP CRRRUNCH CHUURNN
Nemona hated every second of her slow demise, wishing it would end.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:08:50 PM No.57958640
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:04:06 AM No.57959104
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:29:22 AM No.57959293
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:30:36 AM No.57959297
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 7:12:02 AM No.57959815
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:14:45 PM No.57960417
Replies:
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:17:39 PM No.57961586
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 3:27:19 AM No.57962479
Replies:
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 2:23:07 PM No.57963713
>>57960417
Cute!
Cute!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:03:32 AM No.57965619
>>57962479
Sandacondonut
Sandacondonut
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:39:08 PM No.57966933
>>57949781
Cute!
Cute!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 1:46:55 AM No.57968382
Replies:
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:44:47 AM No.57969128
Replies:
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:03:53 PM No.57970516
Replies:
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:28:34 PM No.57970776
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:56:05 PM No.57970859
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:01:38 AM No.57970871
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:18:00 AM No.57971487
Replies:
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:48 PM No.57972663
>>57971487
beautiful art
beautiful art
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:19:33 AM No.57974533
>>57973296
Yes, anon, they are playing and you'll never convince me otherwise.
Yes, anon, they are playing and you'll never convince me otherwise.
Replies:
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:18:45 PM No.57975542
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:26:31 AM No.57977418
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:25:32 AM No.57977641
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:27:59 AM No.57978165
I want one
A snake I mean
A snake I mean
Replies:
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:36:58 PM No.57978719
>>57978165
Please be sure you do plenty of research for if you do decide to get a snek friend so that you can ensure it has a healthy, happy life. :)
Please be sure you do plenty of research for if you do decide to get a snek friend so that you can ensure it has a healthy, happy life. :)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:35:52 PM No.57979083
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:00:07 AM No.57980431
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:47:31 PM No.57981703
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:09:28 PM No.57981757
Halfway through the thread and no vorefag. Bro is losing his touch.
Replies:
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:45:13 AM No.57983062
Replies:
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:36:34 PM No.57984195
Replies:
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:53:45 PM No.57985240
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:41:32 AM No.57986033
>>57923175
Just holding a cross does not make one an exorcist.
Just holding a cross does not make one an exorcist.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:36:39 AM No.57986606
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:37:57 AM No.57986608
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:39:16 AM No.57986610
Replies:
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 8:40:47 AM No.57986612
Replies:
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:43:16 PM No.57987656
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:50:50 AM No.57988960
Replies:
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:54:38 PM No.57989973
>>57988960
Noodlefuckers should hurry up and do something with this donuty lad already, because I'm planning to KMS the moment Israel commences their Samson plan and start glassing the entire planet when the real aryans from Iran will succeed where the fake aryans from the Weimar Republic have failed.
Noodlefuckers should hurry up and do something with this donuty lad already, because I'm planning to KMS the moment Israel commences their Samson plan and start glassing the entire planet when the real aryans from Iran will succeed where the fake aryans from the Weimar Republic have failed.
Replies:
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:55:41 PM No.57991027
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:03:49 PM No.57991048
>>57925697
Cool
Cool
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:04:59 PM No.57991053
>>57984195
Cute snek
Cute snek
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:47:33 AM No.57991502
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:55:56 AM No.57991540
Replies:
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:31:12 AM No.57992294
Replies:
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:15:29 PM No.57992898
>>57989973
>he think he'll be allowed to self-terminate instead of being forcibly Neuralinked into the hell simulation
Your body belongs to God and pain is a rental agreement. They want their White Tower back, you know.
>he think he'll be allowed to self-terminate instead of being forcibly Neuralinked into the hell simulation
Your body belongs to God and pain is a rental agreement. They want their White Tower back, you know.
Replies:
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:55:53 PM No.57993775
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:12:55 AM No.57994952
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:20:01 AM No.57994972
Is this the Cynthia thread?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:56:29 AM No.57995053
Replies:
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:43:59 AM No.57995306
Replies:
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:03:35 PM No.57996236
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:07:24 AM No.57997513
Replies:
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:39:51 AM No.57997769
>>57995053
Thought you broke our streak until I enlarged the image.
Thought you broke our streak until I enlarged the image.
Replies:
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:54:04 AM No.57997814
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:13:44 AM No.57998108
>>57997513
what having no game does to a mf
what having no game does to a mf
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:39:36 PM No.57999121
>>57923161 (OP)
r8 my team
I like Serperior's design but I wish he were a dual type. I find mono-type starters to be boring.
r8 my team
I like Serperior's design but I wish he were a dual type. I find mono-type starters to be boring.
Replies:
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:12:04 PM No.58000148
>>57999121
pretty good but swap sandaconda with eviolite dragonair
pretty good but swap sandaconda with eviolite dragonair
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:36:39 AM No.58000823
>>58000769
I haven’t been to one of these threads in a minute, but this many posts without misbehavior is a rarity to me. (>>57923175)
I haven’t been to one of these threads in a minute, but this many posts without misbehavior is a rarity to me. (>>57923175)
Replies:
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:07:46 AM No.58001329
Top 3 sneks?
>Arbok
>Sandaconda
>Serperior
>Arbok
>Sandaconda
>Serperior
Replies:
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:30:28 PM No.58001586
>>57992898
>your body beolongs to God
That's just what the Rabbi told you so that he can bite-off your foreskin and use it like a condom to assrape you with it back when you still believed in fairytales told by bronze age desert dwellers.
>your body beolongs to God
That's just what the Rabbi told you so that he can bite-off your foreskin and use it like a condom to assrape you with it back when you still believed in fairytales told by bronze age desert dwellers.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:00 PM No.58002762
Replies:
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:08:28 AM No.58003769
>>57995306
what a catch!
what a catch!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:05:10 AM No.58003906
Replies:
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:50:22 PM No.58005106
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:38:24 AM No.58006081
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:20:02 PM No.58007462
Replies:
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:55:48 AM No.58008810
Replies:
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:16:00 AM No.58009370
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:04:12 PM No.58010626
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:33:40 AM No.58011999
Replies:
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:35:38 AM No.58012009
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:17:57 PM No.58013993
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:13:43 AM No.58015128
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:59:31 PM No.58016110
Replies:
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:22:03 PM No.58016158
i want to be constricted
Replies:
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:45:01 PM No.58017048
>>58016158
I want to be held.
I want to be held.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:17:27 AM No.58017310
Replies:
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:18:42 AM No.58018117
>>58017310
staying nice and cool during the hot summer!
staying nice and cool during the hot summer!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:10:25 AM No.58018212
snakes aren’t sufficiently toyetic
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:00:28 AM No.58018295
Replies:
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:30:23 AM No.58018856
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:29:34 PM No.58019780
Replies:
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:23 AM No.58021074
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:58:23 AM No.58021385
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:01:14 AM No.58021642
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:21:40 AM No.58021938
