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Anonymous No.57923161 >>57931863 >>57946919 >>57980755 >>57980842 >>57994228 >>57999121 >>58005100 >>58011914 >>58011965 >>58012777 >>58012798 >>58021795 >>58021900
Snake Thread
Post snakes.
Discuss snakes.
Enjoy snakes.
Anonymous No.57923175 >>57923215 >>57923231 >>57923235 >>57924098 >>57925274 >>57929532 >>57956941 >>57986033 >>58000823 >>58011914 >>58011965 >>58021938
Counting the amount of posts until mentally ill vorefags ruin this thread
Anonymous No.57923215 >>57923295 >>57925274 >>57929532 >>57970871 >>58021938
>>57923175
Please god no. I just wanna see and post the coolest and most underrated kind of pokemon: snekies.
Anonymous No.57923231 >>57924098 >>57925274 >>57956941 >>58021938
>>57923175
Vorequeer will spam it either way
Anonymous No.57923235 >>57923241 >>57956941
>>57923175
I hate how we're all just bracing for impact by this point.
Anonymous No.57923241 >>57923288
>>57923235
Sandaconda was and still is criminally underrated for how strong and cool-looking it is.
Anonymous No.57923288
>>57923241
True, one of the biggest issues is that it doesn't have much going for it and lacks a ton of stuff that could improve it, also doesn't help Hippowdon exists and does almost everything it does better and has more reliable recovery.
Anonymous No.57923295
>>57923215
I'm sorry anon, I really am. Hate them as much as you do.
Anonymous No.57923937 >>57933467 >>58021925
Anonymous No.57924098
>>57923175
>>57923231
WHY DOTN YOU LIKE THE ART OF CYNTHAI GETTING EATEN

IT MEANS SEVIPER IS STRONGE RTHAN HER NIGGER

FUCKING DIE YOU HQVE NO LOGIC
Anonymous No.57924172 >>57924224
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>>57924172
It should have a forked tongue
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Anonymous No.57924577 >>57948231
Is this a snake?
Anonymous No.57925274
>>57923175
>>57923231
>>57923215
IM NOT MENTALLY ILL AND IM STRAIGHT YOU NIGGER

WHY DONT YOU WANT TO SEE CYNTHIA DIGESTED FOR GOOD AND DEFEATED BY SEVIPER

WHY DONT YOU WNAT PROOF HE IS STRONGWR THAN HER KIKE

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE JEW
Anonymous No.57925697 >>57991048
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Hmmm I sure do wonder where this thread will be heading
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Anonymous No.57927486 >>57929351
A very rare, yet very useless snek.
Anonymous No.57927496
chabok
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Anonymous No.57928300
I want to touch snakes. I want them all around my body.
Anonymous No.57928303 >>57934104
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>>57927486
he cute tho
Anonymous No.57929532
>>57923175
>>57923215
YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL FOR NOT WANTING CYNTHIA TO DIE LIKE THIS

WOULDNT YOU AAT CYNTHIA IF YOU QEFE A SNAKE

FUCKING THINK COON
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Anonymous No.57930975 >>57944380
My Steelix won't stop spinning, should I be worried?
Anonymous No.57930977 >>57934115
Anonymous No.57931863
>>57923161 (OP)
I will never forgive gamefreak for making Seviper a mixed attacker
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>>57923937
high society snek
Anonymous No.57934104
>>57928303
adorable
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>>57930977
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beeg
Anonymous No.57938503 >>57939595
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>>57938503
sand friends!
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>>57930975
Damn magnets
Anonymous No.57944545 >>57944753
Arbok backwards is Cobra
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>>57944545
unironically took me years to realize that
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Anonymous No.57946382 >>57947818
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>>57923161 (OP)
What breed of snake is this?
Anonymous No.57947818
>>57946382
aww...
Anonymous No.57948139
>>57940972
I love this smug snek
Anonymous No.57948206 >>57949781
Kill all zangeese.
Anonymous No.57948230
My solid snake has been in the family for over 5 generations, whenever it surfaces I have to spend 4 whole hours rince cleaning him.
Anonymous No.57948231
>>57924577
These are snakes.
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Anonymous No.57949781 >>57966933
>>57948206
Love all zangeese
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>>57923175
>>57923231
>>57923235
STOP PROJECTING YOUR MENTAL.ILLNESS NIGGER

STAY MAD

This caused her melting tit that was completely separated from her body to pop into mush. Penny was all clean after an hour and struggled to get out. β€œBet-BBUUURRRPP urf…” Said Penny, slapping her gut. Clair's bulge was just bones and Melony was so badly damaged it was a miracle she was alive. Penny dried off and crushed her gut through the door, hearing soft bones snap. β€œI'm thirsty.” Said Penny, getting some juice from the fridge. She went to her small counter, bending over a bit, but this caused Melony's neck to hit the edge.
CCCRRUNNNN
Penny didn't even flinch as she brutally crushed Melony's neck, killing the woman in her gut. slurped her juice down, loving the flavor of cherry dancing on her tongue. Inside of her stomach, Nemona and Cynthia were left alive, being splattered by the juice. Nemona wasn't even close to as badly melted as Cynthia. The blonde woman was half-skeleton, with half of her face melted down to her skull. β€œDo something…please…” Begged Cynthia, before her other cheek tore and her lower jaw hung loose. Nemona didn't even have arms, what was she going to do? Nemona sat there, as Cynthia melted away. The blonde woman finally died, with her brain starting to leak from her ears. β€œOh god oh god oh god….PENNY WHY!?!” Screamed Nemona. With Cynthia dead, the original three were all just a nasty mixture of bones and dead meat. Penny's stomach was almost filled to the brim with stomach acid, which was bubbling against Nemona's back. Nemona looked to her side, seeing Cynthia's remaining eye turn into goop, before her body completely sank under her.
BBBLLRRPP CRRRUNCH CHUURNN
Nemona hated every second of her slow demise, wishing it would end.
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>>57960417
Cute!
Anonymous No.57965454 >>57970871 >>58021976
>>57962479
He looks delicious.
Anonymous No.57965619
>>57962479
Sandacondonut
Anonymous No.57966933
>>57949781
Cute!
Anonymous No.57968382 >>58021976
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Anonymous No.57970404 >>58021976
>>57954551
sneks on parade!
Anonymous No.57970516 >>57971868
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>>57965454
Does SHITHIA look delicious or what

>>57923215
Is this the coolest snake or what?
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Anonymous No.57971868 >>57973296
>>57970516
look at them play! cute!
Anonymous No.57972663
>>57971487
beautiful art
Anonymous No.57973296 >>57974533
>>57971868
Yeah, sure, they're just playing
Anonymous No.57974533 >>57976985
>>57973296
Yes, anon, they are playing and you'll never convince me otherwise.
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Anonymous No.57976985 >>57977641
>>57974533
If you say so
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>>57976985
Now they're practicing for talent night.
They're gonna win 1st place for sure!
Anonymous No.57978165 >>57978719
I want one
A snake I mean
Anonymous No.57978719
>>57978165
Please be sure you do plenty of research for if you do decide to get a snek friend so that you can ensure it has a healthy, happy life. :)
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>>57923161 (OP)
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>>57923161 (OP)
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>>5792316
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Anonymous No.57981757 >>58021958
Halfway through the thread and no vorefag. Bro is losing his touch.
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>>57923175
Just holding a cross does not make one an exorcist.
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Anonymous No.57989973 >>57992898
>>57988960
Noodlefuckers should hurry up and do something with this donuty lad already, because I'm planning to KMS the moment Israel commences their Samson plan and start glassing the entire planet when the real aryans from Iran will succeed where the fake aryans from the Weimar Republic have failed.
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>>57925697
Cool
Anonymous No.57991053
>>57984195
Cute snek
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Anonymous No.57992898 >>58001586
>>57989973
>he think he'll be allowed to self-terminate instead of being forcibly Neuralinked into the hell simulation
Your body belongs to God and pain is a rental agreement. They want their White Tower back, you know.
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>>57923161 (OP)
Is this a snakemon? What type is it?
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Is this the Cynthia thread?
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Anonymous No.57997769 >>58000769
>>57995053
Thought you broke our streak until I enlarged the image.
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>>57997513
what having no game does to a mf
Anonymous No.57999121 >>58000148
>>57923161 (OP)
r8 my team

I like Serperior's design but I wish he were a dual type. I find mono-type starters to be boring.
Anonymous No.58000148
>>57999121
pretty good but swap sandaconda with eviolite dragonair
Anonymous No.58000769 >>58000823
>>57997769
What streak?
Anonymous No.58000823 >>58021949
>>58000769
I haven’t been to one of these threads in a minute, but this many posts without misbehavior is a rarity to me. (>>57923175)
Anonymous No.58001329 >>58021949
Top 3 sneks?
>Arbok
>Sandaconda
>Serperior
Anonymous No.58001586
>>57992898
>your body beolongs to God
That's just what the Rabbi told you so that he can bite-off your foreskin and use it like a condom to assrape you with it back when you still believed in fairytales told by bronze age desert dwellers.
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>>57995306
what a catch!
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>>57923161 (OP)
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Anonymous No.58005117 >>58005125
>>58003906
I love it
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>>58005117
Do you love this too or what? Is this based?
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>>57923161 (OP)
>>57923175
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>>57923161 (OP)
>>57923175
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>>58011999
Would serperior eat Cynthia too or what

How much exp does he gain?
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>>57923161 (OP)
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>>57923161 (OP)
Anonymous No.58013116 >>58021971
>>58002762
Cute!
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Anonymous No.58016158 >>58017048 >>58021936
i want to be constricted
Anonymous No.58017048
>>58016158
I want to be held.
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>>58017310
staying nice and cool during the hot summer!
Anonymous No.58018212
snakes aren’t sufficiently toyetic
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>>57923161 (OP)
Which trainer makes the best snakefood
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>>57923161 (OP)
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>>57923937
Does he enjoy Cynthia as dinner or what
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>>57986612
>>57986610
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>>58019780
>>58018295
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>>58016158
>>58016110
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>>57923175
>>57923215
>>57923231
DIE MAD

YOU ARE QUEER

STAY OVERDOSING ON HRT AND JENKEM
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>>57992294
>>57991540
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>>58001329
>>58000823
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>>57983062
>>57981757
COPE HARDER COON

STAY MAD
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>>58008810
>>58007462
>>58013116
Is this cute?
Anonymous No.58021976
>>57970404
>>57969128
>>57968382
>>57965454
Does Cynthia?