>Grass-type gym leader
>"I'm gonna mow you down!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>Normal type gym leader
>"This battle is about to get normal!"

>Fire-type gym leader
>"You’re fired!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>Water-type gym leader
>"I'll wash you away!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>"Prepare to get raked!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>Psychic type gym leader
>"This is going to be a MIND-BLOWING battle!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>Fairy-type gym leader
>"Eleven? That’s way too old!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>Dark type gym leader
>"Run yo pockets, cracka"

>Electric-type gym leader
>"Zap the gay, and it'll go away!"

>Dragon-type gym leader
>"Can you defeat my dragons?"

>fighting type gym leader
>"Prepare to fight!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>dark type gym guy
>whips out BBC

>>57923814 (OP)
>water type gym leader
>You really PISS me off!

>fire type gym leader
>It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the world a toke
>And teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
>And teach the world to snuff the fires and the liars
>Hey I know it's just a song but it's spice for the recipe
>This is a love attack I know it went out but it's back.
>It's just like any fad it retracts before impact
>And just like fashion it's a passion for the with it and hip
>If you got the goods they'll come and buy it just to stay in the clique
>CHORUS:
>So don't delay act now supplies are running out
>Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive
>And if you follow there may be a tomorrow
>But if the offer is shun you might as well be walkin' on the sun
>Twenty-five years ago they spoke out and they broke out
>Of recession and oppression and together they toked
>And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire
>Just singin' and clappin' man what the hell happened
>Then some were spellbound some were hellbound
>Some they fell down and some got back up and
>Fought back 'gainst the melt down
>And their kids were hippie chicks all hypocrites
>Because fashion is smashin' the true meaning of it
>CHORUS
>It ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked
>With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked
>The bond is broke up so choke up and focus on the close up
>Mr. Wizard can't perform no godlike hocus-pocus
>So don't sit back kick back and watch the world get bushwhacked
>News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack
>Put away the crack before the crack puts you away
>You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate
>CHORUS

>ghost type gym leader
>"try not to get spooked!"

>rock or bug type gym leader
>"i will be your first opponent in your gym challenge"

>ice type gym leader
>"things are about to get chilly"

>rock type gym leader
>"i will be your first opponent in your gym challenge"

>flying type gym leader
>"we're about to take flight"

>ground type gym leader
"you'll need to remain grounded if you ever wanna beat me"

>bug type gym leader
>*crickets*

>>57924285
You mean
>rock type gym leader
>Let's get stoned!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>Poison-type Gym leader
>"I-"
>falls dead because despite being a Poison Gym leader, he's not immune to poison

>>57924538
that's odd, usually they die from jumping off bridges

>bug type gym leader
>Oh uh, there's just one more thing that's been buggin' me...

>>57923814 (OP)
>Flying-type gym leader.
>"No! My cherished BIRD POKEMON!"

/vp/ is so unfunny

>>57923826
>Fire type trial captain
>Gets fired

>>57924672
We all need some good natured shitposting for once

>Bug-type gym leader
>"Let me show you how skilled I am at bugchasing!"

>Steel-type gym leader
>"Steel yourself for battle!"

>Psychic-type gym leader
>All your mind are belong to us!

>>57923814 (OP)
>Ground-type gym leader
>"You're only seen the floor of my abilities!"

>>57923814 (OP)
>Electric type gym leader
>"Well that's shocking"

>unbelievable faggot
>>57924672

>>57924667
Top kek

>>57924672
*Pokemon gym leaders. Sorry I off my meds when I typed that.

>>57923814 (OP)
>Bone type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Fire type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Dragon type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Normal type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Psychic type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Light type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Sex type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a boner to pick with you!”
>Gun type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Digimon type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”
>Gay type Gym Leader
>”I’v got a bone to pick with you!”

>>57923814 (OP)
>grass type gym leader
>get absolutely curb stomped by a 10 year old autist who collected a few bug pokemon in the grass right outside of town
How do you even cope with this?

>>57923824
I chuckled.

>>57926937
>”I’ve got a bone to pick with you!”
that's what jerk rivals say
>”I’ve got a boner to pick with you!”
that's what jerk rivals say

>Fire-type gym leader
>"you better have burn heal!"

>>57927034
Beat up middle-aged men who caught a few Magikarp from the river the next route over.