What is your girlfriend's favorite Pokemon?

you have no gf shaun and will never have one by virtue of being a vorefag

>>57926398 (OP)
>Implying /vp/ users have a girlfriend
Kek, nice one OP

>>57926398 (OP)
My wife likes Eevee and Vulpix.

All women owe me sex

>>57926405
who tf is Shaun?

>>57926398 (OP)
Houndoom

Ive only had one gf who has even touched a pokemon game and her favorite was chikorita

>>57926398 (OP)
My bf's fav Pokémon is Trevenant

tpc owes me a planet sized altaria plush

>>57926398 (OP)
I have a NEET nazi muslim gf who is obsessed with Delcatty.

Toxicroak

>>57926398 (OP)
mimikyu

>>57926430
Shaun Murphy. Snooker player who plays over four cushions to pot one (1) red. Actually trickshot player whose nickname is 'The Magician'.

>>57926441
The implication here is that you're not together anymore, in which case you fucked up.
On the other hand, if this is just worded really weird and you are still together, she's a keeper.

>>57926431
Probably a meme, but a good choice

>>57926408
Some of us are married. Comes with not being entirely a degen and being on this board for well over a decade

Growlithe and Piplup. She also like Wooper, Turtwig, and Yamper.

i made my boyfriend do the favorite pokemon picker thing a while back and it ended up being like gardevior or lucario or something basic like that.

>>57926398 (OP)
girlfriend? my current one only knows normie ones like eevee and pikachu
the old ones?

petite latina, a-full cups, favorite outfit: black gym shorts and tank top
fav monster: anything cute

petite columbian\palestinian: full c-cups, fav outfit: hoodies and tight jeans
fav monster: none

petite: peruvian, fav outfit: summer dresses, full b-cups
fav monster: anything cute

petite peruvian\Caucasian, fav outfit: black tight leather pants and silk tank top, full b-cups
fav monster: none

tall Caucasian blue eyes, red\brown hair, fav outfit white tight shirts and skinny jeans or pleated mini skirt
fav monster: unknown

petite Caucasian, green-brown eyes, fav outfit: dressing in ripped punk-rock clothes or sling bikinis in summer, full double-D cups
fav monster: cute ones, still plays pogo

petite Caucasian\latina, fav outfit hippie band shirts and loose skirts, a-cup breasts
fav monster: unknown

petite Caucasian, breasts augmented full b cups, fav outfit: workout clothes, colored-hair
fav monster; whatever her kids favorites are, or technically unknown (normie)

petite Caucasian\latina, full C cups, hazel-color changing eyes, fav outfit: cleavage showing tops
fav monster: vintage era wotc foils, jolteon

petite Caucasian, auburn redhead, brown eyes, fav outfit: heavy metal shirts, full DD cups
fav monster: probably none, would make fun of you for playing pokemon still

petite goth latina: fav outfit: blackest of blacks
breast size: full DD, augmented\reduced to full C (with teardrop perkyness)
fav monster: only knows normie shitmon
>>57926408
as a generalization you are technically correct but,
only a fool\retard deals in absolutes;
hope that helps
bye

>>57927280
the others i skipped:
cubone, butterfree, and n\a

How do you get a gf? I genuinely don’t know.

>dating apps
Literally pointless. Every guy swipes right on every girl and every girl swipes left on 99% of guys. Plus people are just looking for hookups.

>school
I’m not in school so I missed my opportunity there.

>work
Isn’t dating a colleague considered a bad idea? I’m at work to work anyway.

>just meeting someone and asking them out
Does this ever even happen anymore? You don’t know if she’s in a relationship already (she probably is) and you’d probably be considered a weirdo for asking a stranger out.

I don’t interact with any girls long enough to build a rapport with them so I could ask them out. I never learned any of this stuff in high school.

>>57927328
you are thinking about it ALL wrong
>i want a date\pussy to stuff but wont swipeapp
>i refuse to goto school of any kind
>i refuse to spend time with coworkers i find attractive
>i refuse to put myself out there and smile back when a woman turns her face towards mine

sounds like you need to work on yourself
protip: do it enough and the women(who are ALL mostly retards) will flock towards you on their own

also stop fapping it changes your scent and makes you repulsive. (confirmed by HECKIN science already). your pheromones are fucking up things for you [aside from probably not being physically attractive, but one crisis at a time bro]
so much of the way humans interact\communicate is non-verbal

work harder
stop wearing aluminum based deodorants

>>57927328
also that image is proof that modern ((((GAMING)))) is fucking pozzed

>>57927280
Damn I wish I had an imagination like yours anon

>>57927340
>>i want a date\pussy to stuff but wont swipeapp
Because it’s pointless, like I said.

>>i refuse to goto school of any kind
>>i refuse to spend time with coworkers i find attractive
Neither of these are an option.

>>i refuse to put myself out there and smile back when a woman turns her face towards mine
I said nothing even tangentially related to this.

>>57927346
i dont really kiss and tell
but i have only spoken the truth
i have kissed a few others obv but i dont know their favorite shitmon...
i fucked a lot of their tiddies but not all of them heh.... .
>>57927362
you DID though
picking up on strangers is hard-mode though
what you do is repeatedly visit a place until she warms up to you
PO box, target, mall kiosk etc

you have to remember woman are bombarded by disgusting\ugly retards trying to fuck them 24\7 and the internet+social media has only increased this exponentially

my advice is solid
work on yourself and things will mature naturally
you cant expect a random (non-psycho) woman to start fawning over you out of the blue

the swipeapps are NOT pointless
although i do think they are degenerate
the apps are filled with woman interested in going out for lunch\getting fucked etc

>>57926398 (OP)
I have a girlfriend?

>>57927376
anything is possible

>>57926398 (OP)
I'm the girlfriend and it's porygon and 2 and z

>>57927382
>im the girlfriend
if you have a penis
anon, i have some terrible news for you
you are a grown ass man larping as a woman, literally mentally fucking ill

>>57927280
Having that many girlfriends and not being married with children is barely above being a virgin.

>>57927400
i didnt nut in them i aimed for the face\cleavage
my friends used to joke around saying that i was 'infertile' and 'shooting blanks'

>>57926398 (OP)
She loves goomy but mimikyu is a close second. If you mean for fucking then Braixen

>>57926614
I fucked up.

>>57926398 (OP)
altaria, luxray, glaceon

>>57927408
>i didnt nut in them
Maybe you should have

>>57927280
I could easily believe that you gave never been in the same room as a woman

>>57926405
I had vore in my tindr profile, and explained to my date (now wife) what vore was before we ever met. Chicks dig a serial killer vibe + autism.

>he's never role played cock voring a cute chick and cjming her remains on his wife's tits

>>57926398 (OP)
Well, Gengar is her ace...

>>57926430
The guy in Cynthia's stomach https://files.catbox.moe/m9v9oj.png

No one asked but mine is Murkrow and Kecleon
My boyfriend's is Arcanine

my exes only liked the typical woman choice; gengar, mimikyu or umbreon

>>57926398 (OP)
Tauros

>>57926398 (OP)
you think the "people" here have gfs? anyways my ex liked eevee and absol

>>57927328
There's only 2 things you have to do.
>join a hobby group
Pick something you genuinely enjoy and meets locally on a regular schedule, this will give you a space to meet people and something in common to break the ice. The more time you spend together and get to know each other in a neutral space the better you'll be able to gage your compatibility with each other.
>don't be a creep/weirdo
Just talk to these people like normal, and keep in mind that your not gonna find "the one" in a week or two. Don't immediately ask if that cute girl is single, just participate in the group conversation until things like other hobbies, jobs, and home life comes up, if other people are asking "are you married/do you have kids?" that's a good time to either reciprocate the question if someone you're interested in asked first or turn it into an open question going around the room to get to know your new friends. Don't just zero in on the single women, ask about everyone. Same with other topics, get a feel for who these people are and who you'd like to hang out with outside of the club. If you're exclusively looking to date in non-dating spaces it often comes off wrong and you never know who of your new friends might be a connection to some single girl they know who's also lonely and looking but not sure how to go about it. If you do meet someone you're interested in, they're single, and they seem to like you too then don't be afraid to just casually ask if they'd like to go out sometime (Literally just like that, "hey, NAME, I really enjoy talking/spending time with you. Would you like to go out sometime?") like when everyone's packing up to go home (do NOT corner her or follow her to her car) or if you already have her number from generally keeping in contact you could send her a text while you're going about your day. She might even ask you first. Keep it no pressure and don't let it change things if the answer is no, just move on.

Hers on the left, mine on the right.
>>57927104
This.

>>57926685
Why would it be a meme

>>57927104
>Some of us are married.
Your filthy body pillow doesn't count as a "Wife"

>>57927280
either larp or chad
>fry_futurama-notsureif.jpeg

>>57926405
Meds

>>57927674
>he's never role played cock voring a cute chick and cjming her remains on his wife's tits
Damn that's kinda based
I don't like vore or cockvore much but I absolutely love the idea of churning someone into cum, it's weird

>>57926398 (OP)
My wife likes humans (one human, me)

>>57927674
ok anon but what was her favorite pokemon

>>57926398 (OP)
I don't have a girlfriend

>>57927979
10/10 advice.
Honestly this works on the internet too, but it's a bit trickier. It only works in smaller communities, not discord servers with 1000 people. Difficult to get into smaller servers now thanks to the centralisation of the internet.

>>57928208
I already answered in this thread. >>57926412

>>57927328
There are ways to meet people. I’ve seen bars having speed dating events, or you could go to a specific bar night and dress for the event. I’ve gone to emo night before at a bar an hour away from me and you can talk to people there, just wear black. You could also join a club but I wouldn’t want to myself

Personally I met my partner on dating apps and yeah that took a long time but it happened and we were able to find out how alike we are just by talking casually. It’s unfortunate but if you pay for one app then you usually get better results. And I’d recommend asking any girls in your life if your pics and written profile are cute and funny.

>>57926398 (OP)
I don't have a GF, but my mom likes minccino and my dad geodude.

>>57928384
My mom's favorite is Suicune

>>57926405
if this was shaun this wouldn't be staying up

>>57926405
MY NAME ISNT SHAUN COON AND I DIDNT MAKE THIS THREAD NIGGER

CRY MORE

IVE HAD SEX SO MUCH IN MY LIFE I DONT EVEN ASK FOR SEX ANYMORE I HAVE TOO MUCH SEX

YOU NEVER DO EXCEPT DIDDLING CHIKDREN KIKE

STAY MAD

>>57929512
>op shamelessy bumping his own thread
yikes

>>57929517
IF THIS IS MY THREAD THEN WHY DIDNT I POST PYSLOCKE BEING EATEN BY CELL OR A SNAKE THEN NIGGER

STOP CALLING ME SHAUN

>>57929258
>>57926430
>>57926598
THAT ISNT ME

STOP LYING ABOUT ME JEETS

>>57926398 (OP)
sauce

>>57929730
Hyoon as Psylocke
Learn to use the built-in search tools, Google instantly found it.

>>57926398 (OP)
My wife's fave mon in Spoink

>>57926412
Your wife has normie-tier shit taste

>>57926598
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0gYqUeG_gLg&pp=ygUVR2FtZWJveSBjb2xvciBzbm9va2Vy

>>57930671
She can have whatever taste she wants as long as she's tasting my cock.

I asked her earlier today, and she said “Arcanine” without a millisecond of hesitation

I think I’m gonna marry her, bros

>>57927376
no

>>57930683
Based
>>57930701
You better buy her that Bad Dragon bro

>>57931303
Can confirm, weird monster dildos for wifey are in your future

My fiance has only played Violet. She got it because she wanted to join my mates and I playing together. Her favourite is a Garchomp, she has called in Greg due to the T.I.S.M. song.

>>57927340
Mostly good advice, but there's little to no evidence human beings have sex/attraction pheromones, or pheromones at all.

There's also no evidence aluminum in deodorants is harmful. But other ingredients like baking soda can cause irritation in some people. But I'm sure any rational person would just stop using a product making their skin hurt lmao

>>57931809
Makes sense, I jack off every day and my wife loves my scent.

>>57926398 (OP)
Piloswine is her favorite.

>>57927328
Maybe I can chip in. I've been with my girlfriend for over 10 years, gonna get married soon once we can afford it. We also have a kid. I'm no chad or anything, quite the opposite, but I've been in back-to-back relationships (unhealthy btw) before meeting her so please learn from my many mistakes and few successes.

To be honest, a lot of my advice for becoming appealing to women is just being a good person
>be kind, especially to animals/pets
>listen to other people and try not to forget what they told you. Doubly so if it's something important about their life.
>help the people around you if you can, even if it's something small like holding a door open
>don't be shy about your interests if you have that in common. No point in coming off as having no interests or personality. "Opposites attract" is a myth, most couples are highly similar.
>being funny helps, especially with women, but not everyone is wired for that honestly.
>keep politics to yourself. They'll write you off as an out-group individual if they know little else about you.
>don't smoke or do drugs. Keep alcohol to a minimum
If you aren't a 300 pound blob I guarantee you you're someone's type. Maybe even then, but putting at least some effort into appearance and hygiene will help your odds. Wash your asscrack, dont piss on the seat, and keep your house clean too.

As for choosing a partner, there is such a thing as having bad taste
>don't go alcoholics or addicts, beware of the clubbing types
>beware of unmedicated/untreated mental illness, especially bipolar or bpd, unless you have saintlike patience
>beware of the vocally political or activist, regardless of affiliation
>stay away from those who cheat, you are not immune from them cheating on you
>pick someone who's kind, listens, essentially all the good person stuff you would do for yourself
There's no point in picking badly and adding more problems to your life. Just exercise some wisdom.

>>57931878
Also go to fucking therapy if you need it. You aren't some dark Nitzchean warrior for avoiding it ffs.

Thanks for coming to my autism talk.

>>57931878
Big wedding isn't worth it. Just get a judge marriage, close friends and some family to witness, then go to a larger dinner after. Its all you need.

Wife and I did that and went to a local ice cream place after. Our anniversaries revisit the same place each year and that's all you really need.

>>57931809
>aluminum in deodorants
its harmful to your clothes, but that's about it

>>57931904
Nah, it isn't like that. We've already decided a wedding is out of the picture, too poor for that. We've just got some important medical shit coming up that takes priority. Plus, I'd like to get her a decently embellished ring

>>57931878
unfortunately the whole be normal thing doesnt get accross to people often because its not an instant success ticket. a lot of people who are frequently struggling that would need to hear that are convinced there is some sort of get sex quick scheme and the truth is there just isnt really.

>>57926398 (OP)
Alakazam is her favorite for some reason.
Not a bad pick by any means. Alakazam is really cool in my opinion but an odd pick from her.

>>57932069
she likes spooning

Snorlax. I'm fat so my gf caught a shiny Snorlax in Go and named him after me. I love her.

>>57926398 (OP)
Charmander, and she hates Charizard

>>57932252
Even so, stop being fat.

>>57932252
Hell yeah brother.

>>57926405

>>57926405H

>>57931882

>>57926405
MY NAME ISNT SHAUN YOU BUCK BROKEN PAJEET

DIE MAD CRYING THAT YOU WILL DIE ALONE AND BARREN FOREVER AND FOR GOOD

YOU WILL NEVER EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOT EVEN GAY AIDS VICTIMS WANT TO FUCK YOU AND BE WITH YO

STAY MAD TRANNY

kukuku, have a bump because shaunberg, the cowardly kike, is trying to hide again. Unfortunately for him, his humongous nose can be seen from miles away.
Remember that shaunberg, the kike from tel-aviv, tried to pretend he had an """iphone""" at first, then a substandard (((prebuilt))) """desktop""", then a Samsung, and now some IBM (compatible) shitbox. Like all his kind, he'll never be able to get his story straight. After all, he tried lying about being from (((Stern))) despite his IQ and SAT score being far too low for anything above a shithole like CAS. The fable his fellow shartyniggers try to spread about him being an American, therefore, is an outright fabrication from some yidsraeli who can barely speak English. He even has to wait until this hour to use some shitbox without permission, after supposedly """buying""" (stealing) some useless machine to post from. One can't help but notice how it's always the kike shills and their hired shitskins who support him, or his filthy jew family that buys shitphones for him and lets him reset their routers, or his fellow jews who let him beg them for freebies.
He'll never be able to deny this because shaunberg, as a yid, has no spelling errors when typing in his native language, yiddish. Meanwhile, whenever he tries to type in English, so many typos abound. This alone is enough to out shaunstein as a filthy jew, who was kicked out of Nasser Yorat University and not New York as he tries to imply, and was rejected from the University of Tel-Aviv and not UTM. As a member of a (((tribe))) with a professional victim complex, shaunberg's only available instinct when punched by a single pajeet was to curl up and beg for mercy, then play the victim later, rather than fight back like a real man would.

>>57934006
I BUMPED IT NIGGER

BECAUSE YOU NEED TO READ HOW MUCH IF A LIE YOU HASBARA SHIN BET GOONS ARE AND YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO POLAND

VRY MAD PAJEET SIMPTROON

kukuku, shaunberg is now trying his jewish revisionism about how he tried to hide in an autosaging thread like the cowardly kike he is. Unfortunately for him, his humongous nose can be seen from miles away. Now, however, he won't be able to hide his yidjabber like "HASBARA" which he has no trouble spelling, unlike whenever he tries to type in English.
Remember that shaunberg, the kike from tel-aviv, tried to pretend he had an """iphone""" at first, then a substandard (((prebuilt))) """desktop""", then a Samsung, and now some IBM (compatible) shitbox. Like all his kind, he'll never be able to get his story straight. After all, he tried lying about being from (((Stern))) despite his IQ and SAT score being far too low for anything above a shithole like CAS. The fable his fellow shartyniggers try to spread about him being an American, therefore, is an outright fabrication from some yidsraeli who can barely speak English. He even has to wait until this hour to use some shitbox without permission, after supposedly """buying""" (stealing) some useless machine to post from. One can't help but notice how it's always the kike shills and their hired shitskins who support him, or his filthy jew family that buys shitphones for him and lets him reset their routers, or his fellow jews who let him beg them for freebies.
He'll never be able to deny this because shaunberg, as a yid, has no spelling errors when typing in his native language, yiddish. Meanwhile, whenever he tries to type in English, so many typos abound. This alone is enough to out shaunstein as a filthy jew, who was kicked out of Nasser Yorat University and not New York as he tries to imply, and was rejected from the University of Tel-Aviv and not UTM. As a member of a (((tribe))) with a professional victim complex, shaunberg's only available instinct when punched by a single pajeet was to curl up and beg for mercy, then play the victim later, rather than fight back like a real man would.

>>57934026
STAY MAD CONGOLESE APE

STOP DENYING WHAT YOU ARE JUNGLEBUNNY COON

GO BACK TO THE NIGHT COTTON PICKING PATCH

kukuku, shaunberg can no longer deny how long and crooked his nose is, just like his long and crooked history of infiltrating and subverting communities he doesn't belong in. 109 of those communities, including universities, supermarkets, and airlines, are now glorified eternally for kicking him out.
Remember that shaunberg, the kike from tel-aviv, tried to pretend he had an """iphone""" at first, then a substandard (((prebuilt))) """desktop""", then a Samsung, and now some IBM (compatible) shitbox. Like all his kind, he'll never be able to get his story straight. After all, he tried lying about being from (((Stern))) despite his IQ and SAT score being far too low for anything above a shithole like CAS. The fable his fellow shartyniggers try to spread about him being an American, therefore, is an outright fabrication from some yidsraeli who can barely speak English. He even has to wait until this hour to use some shitbox without permission, after supposedly """buying""" (stealing) some useless machine to post from. One can't help but notice how it's always the kike shills and their hired shitskins who support him, or his filthy jew family that buys shitphones for him and lets him reset their routers, or his fellow jews who let him beg them for freebies.
He'll never be able to deny this because shaunberg, as a yid, has no spelling errors when typing in his native language, yiddish. Meanwhile, whenever he tries to type in English, so many typos abound. This alone is enough to out shaunstein as a filthy jew, who was kicked out of Nasser Yorat University and not New York as he tries to imply, and was rejected from the University of Tel-Aviv and not UTM. As a member of a (((tribe))) with a professional victim complex, shaunberg's only available instinct when punched by a single pajeet was to curl up and beg for mercy, then play the victim later, rather than fight back like a real man would.

>>57932630
No, we like it.

Meowth

>>57926398 (OP)
Ampharos
I think it's a qt choice desu

>>57926398 (OP)
piplup or the bread dog

>>57927328
I grow really nice plants in my yard and by this time of year, every lady who walks by is 'mirin my plants and asks about them. It probably helps that I'm not ugly but if you're in that same boat, literally just do something cool and people will notice
>tfw grass type trainer

>>57928384
>>57928519
Based moms. My mom is not based unfortunately but my dad likes snorlax. 2 little sisters. One likes feraligator, the other drowzee

>>57926398 (OP)
Mawile!

>>57928078
zoomers are so painfully unfunny while also being entirely devoid of sex

>>57926398 (OP)
I… don’t have one.

>bump

>>57926398 (OP)
Jigglypuff

>>57926398 (OP)
Mimikyu