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Anonymous No.57945164 >>57945173 >>57945199 >>57945221 >>57945349 >>57945396 >>57946208 >>57946656 >>57946677
Pokebros its over, we lost
PalChads I kneel
Anonymous No.57945173 >>57945192 >>57945283 >>57946809 >>57946821
>>57945164 (OP)
Palshills are getting desperate I see. Remember, Pokémon will not be beaten by Palworld.
Anonymous No.57945192 >>57945270
>>57945173
>YWN make an egg with your favourite Pokémon
Cope
Anonymous No.57945199 >>57945234
>>57945164 (OP)
When do we get the Palworld sleep tracker app though?
Anonymous No.57945221 >>57945222
>>57945164 (OP)
This new Palworld has actually been fun
Anonymous No.57945222
>>57945221
*Palworld update
Anonymous No.57945233
>.01%
my swimmers could do better
Anonymous No.57945234 >>57945287 >>57946665
>>57945199
Everyone wanted Pokemon Sleep until it released and it wasn't what people wanted.
Don't pretend that because it exists means it's worth half a shit.
Anonymous No.57945270
>>57945192
Of course not, in the wild and with trainer, they carry live young viviparously. It's only in a daycare with another pokémon do they need to build external wombs/cradles for them.
Anonymous No.57945283 >>57946705
>>57945173
Palworld isn't trying to "beat" pokemon it's trying to be a good game fans like instead of one where the fans do almost nothing but talk about how much they hate everything other than whichever gen they played first
Anonymous No.57945287 >>57945352
>>57945234
Nobody at all asked for an app that empties your phone battery to record you snoring
Anonymous No.57945349
>>57945164 (OP)
Last year's April fools proves they know about that side of the fandom and now they're directly pandering to them.
Pokemon is missing out on a market.
Anonymous No.57945352
>>57945287
I tried it once. Despite leaving it charged all night, the battery was half dead and my phone felt like it was about to melt any second. I was afraid it would set my bedsheets on fire next time.
Anonymous No.57945396
>>57945164 (OP)
>0.01%
>Can sleep with Zoe now
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...... do humans come from eggs?
Anonymous No.57946205
I like both Pokemon and Pals.
But Pokemon would never let me do this.
Anonymous No.57946208 >>57946480
>>57945164 (OP)
That last bit is fake
Anonymous No.57946480 >>57946517 >>57946564
GameFreak could never.
I'd fucking love a Pokemon dating sim, but TPC is too concerned with being a squeaky clean brand for big wholesome chungus family.

>>57946208
Also this.
Anonymous No.57946517 >>57946564
>>57946480
the freakleak problem scared them away from doing something like this.
Anonymous No.57946564 >>57946629 >>57946637
>>57946480
>>57946517
Even without the leaks, Pokemon would never risk their brand reputation by doing something like this.
Meanwhile Pocketpair does stuff like video related on their official Youtube. It's funny and hot.
Anonymous No.57946629 >>57946644
>>57946564
Palworld's intended audience isn't children so Pocketpair can get away with this. Lovander is Salazzle but unhinged.
Pokemon's intended audience IS children so TPC can't do stuff like this, even though you have shit like Salazzle with its dex entries and overall having suggestive flame patterns & Tsareena pretty much being a dominatrix as hinted by its movepool having Play Rough, Power Whip, Trop Kick, etc.
Anonymous No.57946637 >>57946644
>>57946564
Pokemon Masters exist, so they're clearly testing the waters.
I doubt they'd ever go as far as Palworld does though.
Anonymous No.57946644
>>57946637
I wish the main series games had stuff like this. It's not harmful at all, just more trainer interactions to make them feel more "alive". You can interact with your friendly rivals more now which is a start. Nemona was great.

>>57946629
True.
Anonymous No.57946656 >>57946688
>>57945164 (OP)
ok how do i increase the odds without modding
Anonymous No.57946665 >>57946673
>>57945234
Their biggest mistake was not adding Home support, locking everything away in a single app was a weird and unnecessary decision considering how much support Go gets by comparison.
Anonymous No.57946673
>>57946665
I don't really care about home support but after a couple of month's of use I ran out of content to go through besides collecting every sleep style which would of taken me very long.
Anonymous No.57946677 >>57946807
>>57945164 (OP)
Palxisters... Is our seed really that weak...?
Anonymous No.57946688
>>57946656
It's fake. That's bit about the egg is a shitscord post from a literal who.

Sleeping with pals is 100% real, though it's not as lewd as people are making it out to be.
Anonymous No.57946695 >>57946698
Pokémon has always been 5-15 years behind the competition. It's about time some real developers came along and showed them how it's done.
Anonymous No.57946698 >>57946806
>>57946695
>It's about time some real developers came along and showed them how it's done.
The last time that happened, they got consumed by GameFreak. I wouldn't wish that on any developer.
Anonymous No.57946705 >>57946734
>>57945283
>"trying to be a good game"
>early access open world survival crafting
Anonymous No.57946734
>>57946705
>not arranging those words as Crafting sURvival early acceSs opEn world so you can spell out the cursed runes
Anonymous No.57946806 >>57946818 >>57946829
>>57946698
>Dogshit VGC simulator
Anonymous No.57946807
>>57946677
It's more that the genetic compatibility between pals and humans is just low. Consider that 0.1% a miracle of biology, and love that child with all your heart.
Anonymous No.57946809 >>57946811 >>57946821
>>57945173
digimon didn't "beat pokemon" yet it's the better franchise.
Anonymous No.57946811
>>57946809
This. Time Stranger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any pokemon game ever made.
Anonymous No.57946818
>>57946806
But enough about Battle Revolution
Anonymous No.57946821
>>57945173
you sound like all of those retards crying about palworld when it came out. You can still enjoy your mediocre repetitive slop; nothing is stopping you.
>>57946809
I don't know what it is with these fags always seething about anything that's adjacent to pokemon but not pokemon.
Anonymous No.57946829
>>57946806
how can it simulate something multiple years and a generation after its release