PalChads I kneel

>>57945164 (OP)
Palshills are getting desperate I see. Remember, Pokémon will not be beaten by Palworld.

>>57945173
>YWN make an egg with your favourite Pokémon
Cope

>>57945164 (OP)
When do we get the Palworld sleep tracker app though?

>>57945164 (OP)
This new Palworld has actually been fun

>>57945221
*Palworld update

>.01%
my swimmers could do better

>>57945199
Everyone wanted Pokemon Sleep until it released and it wasn't what people wanted.
Don't pretend that because it exists means it's worth half a shit.

>>57945192
Of course not, in the wild and with trainer, they carry live young viviparously. It's only in a daycare with another pokémon do they need to build external wombs/cradles for them.

>>57945173
Palworld isn't trying to "beat" pokemon it's trying to be a good game fans like instead of one where the fans do almost nothing but talk about how much they hate everything other than whichever gen they played first

>>57945234
Nobody at all asked for an app that empties your phone battery to record you snoring

>>57945164 (OP)
Last year's April fools proves they know about that side of the fandom and now they're directly pandering to them.
Pokemon is missing out on a market.

>>57945287
I tried it once. Despite leaving it charged all night, the battery was half dead and my phone felt like it was about to melt any second. I was afraid it would set my bedsheets on fire next time.

>>57945164 (OP)
>0.01%
>Can sleep with Zoe now
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...... do humans come from eggs?

I like both Pokemon and Pals.
But Pokemon would never let me do this.

>>57945164 (OP)
That last bit is fake

GameFreak could never.
I'd fucking love a Pokemon dating sim, but TPC is too concerned with being a squeaky clean brand for big wholesome chungus family.

>>57946208
Also this.

>>57946480
the freakleak problem scared them away from doing something like this.

>>57946480
>>57946517
Even without the leaks, Pokemon would never risk their brand reputation by doing something like this.
Meanwhile Pocketpair does stuff like video related on their official Youtube. It's funny and hot.

>>57946564
Palworld's intended audience isn't children so Pocketpair can get away with this. Lovander is Salazzle but unhinged.
Pokemon's intended audience IS children so TPC can't do stuff like this, even though you have shit like Salazzle with its dex entries and overall having suggestive flame patterns & Tsareena pretty much being a dominatrix as hinted by its movepool having Play Rough, Power Whip, Trop Kick, etc.

>>57946564
Pokemon Masters exist, so they're clearly testing the waters.
I doubt they'd ever go as far as Palworld does though.

>>57946637
I wish the main series games had stuff like this. It's not harmful at all, just more trainer interactions to make them feel more "alive". You can interact with your friendly rivals more now which is a start. Nemona was great.

>>57946629
True.

>>57945164 (OP)
ok how do i increase the odds without modding

>>57945234
Their biggest mistake was not adding Home support, locking everything away in a single app was a weird and unnecessary decision considering how much support Go gets by comparison.

>>57946665
I don't really care about home support but after a couple of month's of use I ran out of content to go through besides collecting every sleep style which would of taken me very long.

>>57945164 (OP)
Palxisters... Is our seed really that weak...?

>>57946656
It's fake. That's bit about the egg is a shitscord post from a literal who.

Sleeping with pals is 100% real, though it's not as lewd as people are making it out to be.

Pokémon has always been 5-15 years behind the competition. It's about time some real developers came along and showed them how it's done.

>>57946695
>It's about time some real developers came along and showed them how it's done.
The last time that happened, they got consumed by GameFreak. I wouldn't wish that on any developer.

>>57945283
>"trying to be a good game"
>early access open world survival crafting

>>57946705
>not arranging those words as Crafting sURvival early acceSs opEn world so you can spell out the cursed runes

>>57946698
>Dogshit VGC simulator

>>57946677
It's more that the genetic compatibility between pals and humans is just low. Consider that 0.1% a miracle of biology, and love that child with all your heart.

>>57945173
digimon didn't "beat pokemon" yet it's the better franchise.

>>57946809
This. Time Stranger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any pokemon game ever made.

>>57946806
But enough about Battle Revolution

>>57945173
you sound like all of those retards crying about palworld when it came out. You can still enjoy your mediocre repetitive slop; nothing is stopping you.
>>57946809
I don't know what it is with these fags always seething about anything that's adjacent to pokemon but not pokemon.

>>57946806
how can it simulate something multiple years and a generation after its release