Thread 57947034

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Anonymous 6/27/2025, 6:54:59 AM No.57947034 >>57947042 >>57947050 >>57947080 >>57947226 >>57947243 >>57947256 >>57948579 >>57948599 >>57948646 >>57949701 >>57949770 >>57949849 >>57951081 >>57951257

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Why does sheep turn into kangaroo

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 6:56:55 AM No.57947042 >>57947119 >>57947181

>>57947034 (OP)
their designs just get progressively worse

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 6:56:55 AM No.57947043 >>57948571 >>57948624 >>57948696

early gen weirdness + johto being designed to flop

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 6:57:33 AM No.57947050

>>57947034 (OP)
they do that irl

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:02:20 AM No.57947080 >>57947086 >>57947189

>>57947034 (OP)
The real question is why the mega form is so fucking lazy

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:03:32 AM No.57947086 >>57948550

>>57947080
>ugly lazy pokemon has a ugly lazy mega
no way bro

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:13:05 AM No.57947119

>>57947042
>Dude it should just get bigger
faggot

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:28:53 AM No.57947148

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guys i tried

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:41:42 AM No.57947181

>>57947042
Nah Flaaffy is the best of the line. Ampharos is just kind of weird and Mareep's cute but too much of a literal sheep.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:45:20 AM No.57947189 >>57947193

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>>57947080
most retarded post on /vp/ this week and that's saying a lot

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:47:08 AM No.57947193 >>57948550

>>57947189
>Literally just ampharos with a wig lazily glued on it
Lazy garbage

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:57:11 AM No.57947226

>>57947034 (OP)
Woolly jumper

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:00:54 AM No.57947243

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>>57947034 (OP)
Tauntaun

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:03:27 AM No.57947249

It's an upright shorn sheep, dumbass.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:04:42 AM No.57947256 >>57948553

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>>57947034 (OP)
In a living lighthouse with elements of a Chinese dragon, not the classic one, there are many versions with the head of a sheep, horse, or deer.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 6:47:34 PM No.57948468

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lol read a book much lol

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:30:46 PM No.57948550 >>57948578

>>57947086
this
>>57947193
how I feel about Mega Houndoom and Mega Blaziken

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:31:49 PM No.57948553 >>57948608 >>57948684

>>57947256
What kind of "Chinese dragons" were you raised on dumbass? Because in my day "chinese dragons" looked like Shenron.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:36:24 PM No.57948571

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>>57947043
>johto being designed to flop

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:38:14 PM No.57948578

>>57948550
>Bro just houndoom but more bones lmao
>Bro just blaziken but different hair lmao
They didn't even try

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:38:18 PM No.57948579

>>57947034 (OP)
Did you read the dex retard? It builds up so much electricity in the fur that it starts losing it.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:46:57 PM No.57948599

>>57947034 (OP)
Autists not being able to separate real animals from pokemon causes 80% of the issues in this series.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:49:36 PM No.57948608 >>57948656 >>57948678 >>57951247

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>>57948553
There's more then one type of dragon in Chinese mythology, you know nothing troglodyte

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 7:53:59 PM No.57948624 >>57948752

>>57947043
>Houndour in Kanto
I will never get why.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:02:30 PM No.57948646

>>57947034 (OP)
into a dragon

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:05:19 PM No.57948656

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>>57948608
Justice for Xiezhai

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:14:35 PM No.57948678

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>>57948608
this

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:15:26 PM No.57948684 >>57948686

>>57948553
It's more specifically a qilin/kirin. It's depiction is really varied but I guess currently more dragon-like forms are popular on the Internet thanks to One Piece introducing dude with Kirin devil fruit that is version of a dragon fruit.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:16:47 PM No.57948686

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>>57948684
Pic related, lmao.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:18:35 PM No.57948693 >>57948698 >>57948969 >>57951257

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Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:19:04 PM No.57948696 >>57948704

>>57947043
the idea that a game company would design their own game "to flop" and then put that many features into it is so beyond retarded I am almost confused with how you breathe

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:20:05 PM No.57948698 >>57948706

>>57948693
that's clearly a fan made gigantamax ampharos not a mega ampharos

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:22:14 PM No.57948704 >>57948715

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>>57948696
> so beyond retarded
On brand for game freak

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:23:48 PM No.57948706

>>57948698
Works just as fine (and better) for a mega form design doe

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:26:37 PM No.57948715 >>57948727

>>57948704
>LEDDIT PICTURE

My nigga, this quote was knew for years before your favorite e-celebrite fucked the translation for clicks and "JOHTO BAD" bandwagoning.
The actual term used there was "simple", which makes sense if you consider technical limitations. But go ahead, post more of mistranslated slop from your favorite pokeredditor. Faggot!

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:32:38 PM No.57948727 >>57948736 >>57951083

>>57948715
>mistranslated
>lavacutcontent
I still remember when some Johtofag tried passing off their fake translation of this interview as real. Extremely embarrassing shit.

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:34:54 PM No.57948736

>>57948727
Toddies can’t cope that their shithole only exists to be Kanto’s flyover hick town

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 8:38:45 PM No.57948752

>>57948624
Probably the same logic of backloading Ice types to the end of Kanto because they're deemed as being "boss mons" rather than something you're supposed to use. It makes the most sense for Houndour to be backloaded than Slugma or Murkrow though

Anonymous 6/27/2025, 10:10:11 PM No.57948969 >>57951082

>>57948693
mega heracross makes me want to kill myself

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:57:18 AM No.57949701

>>57947034 (OP)
>Hoppip rabies

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:21:01 AM No.57949770

>>57947034 (OP)
Because you're a retard who is seeing a kangaroo that simply is not there.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:24:08 AM No.57949777

its a obhectmon is clrealy based on lighthouse, epecially the long neck

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 2:46:02 AM No.57949849

>>57947034 (OP)
and more with purple eyes

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 11:58:47 AM No.57951081

>>57947034 (OP)
Because everything that isn't spiders is lizards down here, mate.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 11:59:35 AM No.57951082

>>57948969
That's very understandable

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 12:00:25 PM No.57951083 >>57951260

>>57948727
>mistranslated
>lavacutcontent
Yes. NTA but it's obvious the faggot goes for whatever will give him more clicks.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:29:50 PM No.57951247

>>57948608
I recall something about Ampharos being in part based off of the fact that as sheep are not native to Japan early decriptions of them got telephone gamed into being these monstruous creatures. Have no source for any of that though beyond "I think I heard someone mention that once" so take it with a massive grain of salt.

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:34:59 PM No.57951257

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>>57947034 (OP)
>>57948693
you wanted cool well you are fuked

Anonymous 6/28/2025, 1:36:48 PM No.57951260

>>57951083
Not my fault Sugimori and Masuda hated your favorite game.