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Anonymous No.57953559 >>57953607 >>57953608 >>57953613 >>57953744 >>57954326 >>57954725 >>57954836 >>57955387 >>57956226 >>57956881 >>57956971 >>57956982 >>57956987
Chillet
Anonymous No.57953570
Anonymous No.57953586
Best fakemon
Anonymous No.57953607
>>57953559 (OP)
Get off my boards you blue vermin
Anonymous No.57953608 >>57953617
>>57953559 (OP)
the best a man can get?
Anonymous No.57953613
>>57953559 (OP)
unironically mogs furret.
Anonymous No.57953617
>>57953608
Yes
Anonymous No.57953631
Chillet is moving to page 10 now.
Anonymous No.57953744
>>57953559 (OP)
>tfw the best ice type isn't even an actual pokemon.
Anonymous No.57953781
silly weasel
Anonymous No.57953792 >>57953824 >>57954807 >>57954824 >>57954869 >>57954965 >>57955074
How come Gamefreak hasn't implemented a way to sleep with your mons?
Anonymous No.57953824
>>57953792
They can't patent it, since it's already been done . Spirit Valley did it too
Anonymous No.57954309
Back to page 1
Anonymous No.57954326 >>57954341
>>57953559 (OP)
Would sticking your dick in it's pussy feel like shoving your dick in a 7 Eleven slurpee?
Anonymous No.57954341
>>57954326
Nah
Anonymous No.57954725 >>57954810
>>57953559 (OP)
This is blatantly off-topic for this board.

Go to /v/ - Video Games to post that, this is the /vp/ - Pokémon board.
Anonymous No.57954807 >>57955181
>>57953792
Because they know they can do the bare minimum and manchildren will still buy their games.
Anonymous No.57954810 >>57954831
>>57954725
kill yourself
Anonymous No.57954824
>>57953792
too much for a kids franchise
Anonymous No.57954831
>>57954810
Cry harder seething palshill. You don't like that I'm pointing out the objective fact this thread is off-topic and thus against the rules. Go take take it /v/ where it belongs.
Anonymous No.57954836
>>57953559 (OP)
I want to have sex with this creature for some reason.
Anonymous No.57954869 >>57954874 >>57955002 >>57955029 >>57955092 >>57955158
>>57953792
The Pokémon franchise is against human X Pokémon, hence it's never been portrayed in a properly positive manner.

And "examples" like pic related that people give are people desperately trying to convince others to the contrary.
Anonymous No.57954874 >>57954894 >>57955188
>>57954869
can't tell if bait or just heavy coping. do i have to remind you of the leaks?
Anonymous No.57954894 >>57954936
>>57954874
>B-b-but the leaks!
Are NOT canon. As they are SCRAPPED content and clearly for good reason.

Every time the idea of human X Pokémon is brought up it's always a joke, ambiguous, shown as antiquated or shown as wrong. There has never been an unambiguous serious depiction of human X Pokémon shown to be a positive thing in the present day Pokémon world.
Anonymous No.57954936 >>57954962
>>57954894
>NOO THE LEAKS ARE NOT CANON!!! IT WAS SCRAPPED AND THEY WERE JOKING AND ITS AMBIGUOUS!!
anon.. just accept the truth already, it doesn't even affect you anyway
Anonymous No.57954962 >>57954970 >>57955005
>>57954936
But it's objective fact. They are scrapped, thus not canon. Those stories were clearly scrapped because they were going too far, as the franchise is against human X Pokémon.

>just accept the truth already
It's you who needs to accept the truth.

Like I said:
Every time the idea of human X Pokémon is brought up it's always a joke, ambiguous, shown as antiquated or shown as wrong. There has never been an unambiguous serious depiction of human X Pokémon shown to be a positive thing in the present day Pokémon world.
Not a single one of you will be able to provide any example that goes against that statement. You never do. If the franchise wasn't against human X Pokémon, they easily could have shown it in the manner I said but they don't and clearly avoid doing so.
Anonymous No.57954965
>>57953792
what's pokeamie
Anonymous No.57954970 >>57954984
>>57954962
>He thinks Pokemon isn't an adult franchise at this point
Anonymous No.57954984
>>57954970
I'm not sure what you're trying to say exactly. I'm quite sure they said they make it so Pokémon is for "everyone", which of course includes kids too. So in a way, yes I do think Pokémon is for adults, its also for kids too.
Anonymous No.57954989
the leaks were a publicity stunt
Anonymous No.57955002 >>57955027
>>57954869
Then explain the woman who married a Mightyena in Colosseum and picrel Canalave Library?
Anonymous No.57955005
>>57954962
then why did they write it to begin with? reminder that the files were found on their servers so it wasnt some employee who was fucked in the head who wrote it for himself on his laptop
Anonymous No.57955027 >>57955041 >>57955062 >>57955066
>>57955002
LOOK everyone! Sinnoh Folk Story 3! Right on cue! It is NOT a valid example by my very simple criteria. And in fact, affirms that the franchise is against human X Pokémon. It shows human X Pokémon as antiquated, something done out of lack of understanding of each other.

>woman who married a Mightyena
It's a joke. By the way, since you obviously can't tell by yourself. The idea that a human X Pokémon relationship could be a thing is often enough of a joke by itself. You're meant to hear that and think it's funny because it's obviously stupid the idea that she'd be in a romantic relationship with a Pokémon.
Anonymous No.57955029 >>57955098
>>57954869
EN pokémon is against and trannylates that way since the old games, JP is outright the contrary with non-translated texts featuring marriage and sleep between humans and pokémon.
Anonymous No.57955041 >>57955078
>>57955027
>It is NOT a valid example by MY very simple criteria.
>It's just a joke
Yep, that's bait.
Anonymous No.57955048
uh...

strillet.
Anonymous No.57955062 >>57955119
>>57955027
You just confirmed that English versions ain't canon, according to your own statements.
Anonymous No.57955066 >>57955119
>>57955027
aw sweet we unlocked a new schizo
Anonymous No.57955074
>>57953792
There's be no point to it. The trainer doesn't fight like in Palworld.
Anonymous No.57955078 >>57955086 >>57955112 >>57955247
>>57955041
Next you're gonna tell the Machamp Café is a totally serious positive portrayal of human X Pokémon. Despite it being a long drawn-out joke.
Anonymous No.57955086
>>57955078
>joke
Jokes ain't for children. But thanks for pointing it out.
Anonymous No.57955092
>>57954869
this one is taken tho
Anonymous No.57955098
>>57955029
which might have been a good idea in retrospect seeing how westerners freaked out by the leaked cut yokai stories
Anonymous No.57955112 >>57955193
>>57955078
>Machamp Café is a totally serious positive portrayal of human X Pokémon
Japan knows their own audience pretty well. Sorry "Pal", but these ladies can't officially beat the pokécock.
Anonymous No.57955119 >>57955127 >>57955142 >>57955482
>>57955062
One could consider the Japanese and English versions as separate canon. Anyway, they do touch on the same idea. That humans and Pokémon used to be considered the same thing but are not any more, with them both giving an example of something they used to do but don't any longer as because of that. The difference here is the example. The Japanese version has humans marry Pokémon and Pokémon marry humans. The English version instead opting for being close and eating at the table together.

>>57955066
I've been posting here for several years now. I've made these same points before in other threads. I talk about things here.

I'm posting here in this thread because it's entertaining me, I've yet to be given any definitive example by anyone here that this franchise supports human X Pokémon.
Anonymous No.57955127 >>57955193
>>57955119
>I've been posting here for several years now.
yup he's officially lost his mind from 4chan overdose
Anonymous No.57955142 >>57955193
>>57955119
>I've been posting here for several years now.
doesn't seem like it
Anonymous No.57955158
>>57954869
Anonymous No.57955169 >>57955320
>PocketPair starts selling Chillet human-sized plushes
>TPCi immediately starts doing the same with Gardevoir
kek
Anonymous No.57955181
>>57954807
You mean do nothing and they buy their 300 dollar plushies
Anonymous No.57955188
>>57954874
The leak happen during the trial fiasco as a way to distract it
Anonymous No.57955193 >>57955205
>>57955112
For those who don't know. Here's the source of this:
https://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/

People here, look at this and can't tell it's one big joke. Those women are clearly not exactly shown as being of regular mind. In fact, if you go on the page and look at the image after the one you posted, you'll how crazy those women really are towards a visibly unhappy Machamp.

Remember this from the anime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QijIcQCAxn0
That time Bianca creepily went over to Ash's Scraggy, asking him about his muscles, just because he's a Fighting Type.

>>57955127
>>57955142
Interesting how the two of you accused me of opposite things to each other.
Anonymous No.57955205 >>57955435 >>57955482
>>57955193
Based anon destroying poképhiles.
Anonymous No.57955247 >>57955352
>>57955078
just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's not canon.

The women are portrayed as pervy weirdoes, same with Lana and Bianca frothing over pokemon muscles. They're appearance and behaviorally coded similar to like, fujoshis etc in other anime.

And similarly pokemon with crushes on humans, like Marenie and Bayleef, are portrayed as eccentric. Though they're more romantics like Brock than purely lustftul like the human women are portrayed.

But they're all still canon. Just because the only examples we see, pokemon or human, are all girlfailures, doesn't mean that it's not a part of the setting. It just means the same kind of people in their world that would smash pokemon are the exact same kind that are monsterfucker degenerate losers in ours. The only difference is there world really does have monsters to fuck, and some of those monsters are equally degenerate humanfuckers.

Does she read werewolf noncon fanfiction? Does she own a bad dragon dildo? Yup, that's a pokefucker.
Anonymous No.57955268
Anonymous No.57955314 >>57955352
>still up
So I guess palworld is part of Pokémon now
Tbh this board could be reworked to be about monster collectors in general, would bring a little more life to it and 90% of topics would still be Pokémon related
Anonymous No.57955320 >>57955380
>>57955169
they know what they're doing
Anonymous No.57955352 >>57955482
>>57955247
You're missing my point anon. I'm not saying that human X Pokémon isn't brought up at all. I'm saying that all instances of it, point to the franchise not portraying it as something we should see positively.

Also remember some Pokémon are just more affectionate than others, which must be factored in to determine if they're truly into humans romantically. It goes back to gif posted earlier in this thread with Brock and Ninetails.

>>57955314
OP is making an totally off-topic thread for this board. Even if this thread didn't get deleted, or rather not yet, at least now it's more about Pokémon.
>I guess palworld is part of Pokémon now
In a way, because most talk I see of Palworld generally involves its relation to Pokémon.
>Tbh this board could be reworked to be about monster collectors in general,
If that happened then as you say:
>90% of topics would still be Pokémon related
The very reason this board is a thing. Pokémon is the biggest monster franchise and a very massive franchise overall compared to other franchises. so makes sense why that'd be the case.
Anonymous No.57955380
>>57955320
what did gamefreak mean by this??
Anonymous No.57955387 >>57955400
>>57953559 (OP)
guys i really want to play palworld but i have windows 7 does it work on windows 7?
Anonymous No.57955391 >>57955409 >>57955417 >>57955429
Made for bellyrubs
Anonymous No.57955393
Anonymous No.57955400 >>57955408
>>57955387
You have better luck playing on the XBOne than on a 2009 windows 7 toaster, anon.
Anonymous No.57955408
>>57955400
Honestly I would rather buy a console than downgrade to windows 10 or steam, if I can't just pirate it and it work on my windows 7.
Anonymous No.57955409 >>57955418
>>57955391
how noodly is his noodle
Anonymous No.57955417
>>57955391
indeed
Anonymous No.57955418
>>57955409
Yes
Anonymous No.57955429
>>57955391
>his sister is canonically a brocon
Anonymous No.57955435
>>57955205
nobodyt cares what you or he said. It is all just cope.
Anonymous No.57955482 >>57955519
>>57955119
Yeah, but then even in """english canon""" PLA says the quiet part out loud with the quest about the guy marrying a froslass.

>>57955205
Literally nothing about that destroys pokephiles.

>>57955352
>I'm saying that all instances of it, point to the franchise not portraying it as something we should see positively.
It also doesn't show it as something negative either though. For comparison, pokemon abuse and seeing pokemon only as a resource or tool to be exploited are both thoroughly condemned throughout all forms of the franchise.

Pokephilia/Anthrophilia is just seen as... quirky. It's unusual, but we never see even so much as minor disapproval, only confused looks. It's unusual, but nobody is bothered by it.

Trainers don't even discourage unrequited amorous advances from their pokemon. Not even when those advances might be physically painful due to differences in species. They just kind of humor them. Speaking of...

>Also remember some Pokémon are just more affectionate than others, which must be factored in to determine if they're truly into humans romantically
Mareanie literally envisioned james and herself getting human-married. You have zero leg to stand on here dude. Blatant romantic attraction.
Anonymous No.57955519 >>57955726
>>57955482
>Pokephilia/Anthrophilia is just seen as... quirky. It's unusual, but we never see even so much as minor disapproval, only confused looks. It's unusual, but nobody is bothered by it.

The closest we see is Bonnie trying to scare a love interest away from her brother by saying he's into spooning with arboks in his underwear, only to find the girl thought that sounded enjoyable too.
So it's kind of on the same standing as crossdressing in pokeworld. It's unusual. It's not a "cool™" hobby/thing to be, and could be considered slightly embarrassing to be found out if that's not how you want to be seen. But people don't actually care, and a decent number of people do it more or less openly.
For an example of a similar status in real life since crossdressing is still kind of frowned on in real life, it's like playing D&D or being a Vtuber fan or male Taylor Swift listener or something. Or, more apples to apples, having a cartoon character on your "hear me out" list. I could definitely see a little sister mischievously saying something like "hey you know he had a crush on Kim Possible's Shego growing up, right?" trying to scare off a potential girlfriend out of jealousy. And then the gal going "haha, actually yeah me too."
Anonymous No.57955524
Anonymous No.57955599 >>57955620 >>57955635 >>57955657
>coomers turn completely normal thread into coomer discussion
Anonymous No.57955605 >>57955619 >>57955635
based, poketurd lost, palworld mogged pokeshit so hard lol in everything anime soon
Anonymous No.57955619 >>57955624
>>57955605
Your AI asset flip is still getting sued to death by GODtendo.
Anonymous No.57955620
>>57955599
Thats the magic of /vp/
Anonymous No.57955624
>>57955619
>Your A-[HEADCANON]
New record.
Anonymous No.57955635
>>57955599
>Blatantly off-topic thread that should have been deleted becomes derailed so hard it ends becoming actually about Pokémon.
Yes.

>>57955605
Pokémon lives rent-free in the heads of Palworld fans.
Anonymous No.57955643
now pokeshit i dead, this will be palworld board soon!!
Anonymous No.57955657
>>57955599
>chillet thread
>normal
lawl
Anonymous No.57955661 >>57957021
Pokeshit this Palshill that, why can't we just be chilletwith each other?
Anonymous No.57955726
>>57955519
Well the Arbok thing specifically could have been the "embarrassingly weird" part.
Excluding Lana's fascination with Incineroar and Buzzwole (she's portrayed as especially peculiar in several ways, not just her taste in men), all the HFMP interest we see have been for muscular Human-like egg group mons. Even including Lana, it can be said they like the same traits in pokemon as they would like in humans. We literally hear them talk about what they like about the pokemon.

A snake is not human-like at all. There are zero human-like features on an arbok. It's an 11ft cobra with highly corrosive venom. And being coiled up in it is specifically one of the methods it kills its prey.

So it's the same difference as someone saying they find vampires and werewolves sexy and someone saying they find xenomorphs sexy. One of those is so popular among women it has an aisle at Barnes and Noble. The other will turn some heads and get you quizzical eyebrows and judging stares. Still a thing some people are into, but it's a cause for mild concern.
Anonymous No.57956106
I played pal world with some friends a few months ago. I ended up dropping it once it became a factorytism game, because the logistical options you had in a base were not sufficient for what they expected you to have in the higher levels. It was a pretty good time socially though, and having essentially a co-op legends of arceus game was pretty alright.
Anonymous No.57956226
>>57953559 (OP)
I wanna kiss him
Anonymous No.57956449 >>57956876
Look at him go
Anonymous No.57956876
>>57956449
Cute
Anonymous No.57956877
Anonymous No.57956881
>>57953559 (OP)
Best thread on the board
sage No.57956887
sage
Anonymous No.57956933
/vp/ is a slow ass board, guess chillet owns the board now.
Anonymous No.57956950
I can't believe Nintendo lost the patent to /vp/ in court
Anonymous No.57956971
>>57953559 (OP)
Anonymous No.57956982 >>57956985
>>57953559 (OP)
She cute
Anonymous No.57956985 >>57956986
>>57956982
new pals are pretty cute too
Anonymous No.57956986 >>57956996
>>57956985
I haven't seen any of them I'm really taken by yet, personally. The big new green dino is cool but we already had Broncherry
As a result, Katress is still my favourite
Anonymous No.57956987 >>57957001 >>57957017
>>57953559 (OP)
This isn't Pokemon, you can't come posting this shit here.
Anonymous No.57956996 >>57957003
>>57956986
You must be really damn happy that she get her own cuddling animation with her master, huh?
Anonymous No.57957001
>>57956987
>>This isn't Pokemon, you can't come posting this shit here.
Anonymous No.57957003
>>57956996
You fucking know it
Katressfags eating good while Wixennigs in absolute shambles
Couldn't have asked for a better patch
Anonymous No.57957017
>>57956987
This. It should be posted on /v/ and not here on /vp/ which is for Pokémon. OP is blatantly breaking the rules by making this thread. This really should have been deleted.

At least it somewhat got made to be about Pokémon anyway.
Anonymous No.57957018 >>57957034
>This is one of the most active threads on /vp/ right now
Holy shit, what happened to this place?
Anonymous No.57957021
>>57955661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-wMeim7T6c
Anonymous No.57957034
>>57957018
>The franchise with a better game has more discussion going on.
Im shocked.