Thread 57975509

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Anonymous 7/6/2025, 5:07:49 PM No.57975509 >>57975608 >>57975614 >>57975907

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Which (male) pokemon should you be most worried about your GF catching?

Hypno? Machamp? Vaporeon?

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 5:13:11 PM No.57975525 >>57975608

Under the assumption that /vp/ even knows what a girlfriend is (I don't), Hypno by far. The mere act of catching a Hypno suggests irredeemable degeneracy that even Vaporeonfags wouldn't touch with a 10' pole.

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 5:44:12 PM No.57975608

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>>57975509 (OP)
>>57975525
There's nothing wrong with Hypno. Relinquish your antiquated fears.
Besides, anyone that wants a hypnotic pokemon would just get malamar, which also wipes the person's memory.

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 5:45:24 PM No.57975614 >>57975891

>>57975509 (OP)
Machamp because women in the pokemon world canonically want to fuck them. Hypno has plausibility that she's using him to hypnotize people.

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 5:55:56 PM No.57975643

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Anonymous 7/6/2025, 7:39:22 PM No.57975883

mudsdale

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 7:40:52 PM No.57975891

>>57975614
>He thinks the joke website with chicks lusting after Machamp is canon
Anon i...

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 7:45:17 PM No.57975907

>>57975509 (OP)
gardevoir is probably the only mon that would actually sway someone who wasn't already planning on cheating
their entire schtick is forming an extremely deep bond

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 8:00:35 PM No.57975939 >>57975947

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Which (female) pokemon should you be most worried about your BF catching?

Ditto? Kirlia? Vaporeon?

Anonymous 7/6/2025, 8:03:25 PM No.57975947

>>57975939
Guess I am safe cause I only catch quadrupeds and fat belly mons