Which (male) pokemon should you be most worried about your GF catching?

Hypno? Machamp? Vaporeon?

Under the assumption that /vp/ even knows what a girlfriend is (I don't), Hypno by far. The mere act of catching a Hypno suggests irredeemable degeneracy that even Vaporeonfags wouldn't touch with a 10' pole.

>>57975509 (OP)
>>57975525
There's nothing wrong with Hypno. Relinquish your antiquated fears.
Besides, anyone that wants a hypnotic pokemon would just get malamar, which also wipes the person's memory.

>>57975509 (OP)
Machamp because women in the pokemon world canonically want to fuck them. Hypno has plausibility that she's using him to hypnotize people.

mudsdale

>>57975614
>He thinks the joke website with chicks lusting after Machamp is canon
Anon i...

>>57975509 (OP)
gardevoir is probably the only mon that would actually sway someone who wasn't already planning on cheating
their entire schtick is forming an extremely deep bond

Which (female) pokemon should you be most worried about your BF catching?

Ditto? Kirlia? Vaporeon?

>>57975939
Guess I am safe cause I only catch quadrupeds and fat belly mons