Nine Year of This Shit Edition

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Previous Thread: >>57967222

Ass

How much is it to dry trade a shiny legendary in stardust. One billion?

Not first anymore

>>57977255
It was me. I was the one who put Fuecoco on my wife's head. She wears him very well!

>>57977255
>ground fighting vs ground steel
What is that retard doing, trying to lose?

Bumping this question again >>57976284
Anybody know if Zacian got any special MAX raid ability like Zamazenta did?

>>57977377
Read negro, read.

>>57977547
Yeah I think I’m buying myself that galarian shit head

>>57977252 (OP)
>the fucking OP photo
my sides

>>57977255
>Go-chan's ass
>White shorts

>>57977541
behemoth blade no?

So I’m gonna put some honest effort into faking a stop. When I take the photos around the object, does the object need to be in them? I want to use a large rock in my yard, but I want the street/sidewalk to be the “around” photos as the rock itself is behind a fence. It’s a difference of maybe 10 feet total

>>57977865
I dunno the answer to that anon's question, but I'm pretty sure they're talking about the special passive effects that zamazenta gets, not the attack itself

>anniversary event's already over
>caught like 300 starters but not a single shiny
>probably won't get a shiny Gimmighoul either
This whole fucking thing was dildos. I was really happy when it ended and I went back to catching Ralts and Zigzagoon and other stuff.

>>57977255
Reminder that the art from 2 years ago showed Hisuian Goodra.
We still don't have her.

>>57977939
They’ve thrown in Mega Mewtwo as far back as 2020. They also had Mega Lucario in that one, took them 4 years to get that one out.

>>57977901
>>57977541
Bros scroll down on your dogs… it’s the adventure effect…

based general

>>57978018
Y e p p e r s

>>57977918
Yeah not a single shiny for me either, but I don't really care, whole thing was a massive resource drain since starters are hard coded to be fucking irritating to catch, got old really fucking quick

>>57977946
>>57977939
Yea they definitely aren’t doing Paradox shit this soon. That’s a gimmick they need in their back pocket until the next mainline game introduces a new gimmick. They can milk Dynamax for years

>>57977918
I played for about six hours between multiple devices
Got exactly one shiny oof

>>57977918
I really wish the events worked at like 65% strength of what they are now — so you'd see lots of the boosted event mons but also the regular season shit still. Seeing nothing but starters for what felt like a year was awful

I managed to find ONE (uno) shiny non-background Gimmighoul during this event. I feel like I lucked out. Now to wait five years until I can get enough coins to evolve it.

>>57978465
How will it take five years? It shouldn't take more than two or three golden lures to farm the coins, so maybe two weeks...

>>57977901
Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. I can't find if Zacian has something like that anywhere.
>>57977974
Nono, both have adventure effects, but it seems Zamazenta has an additional passive during MAX raids where it gets s shield immediately upon starting one if you have unlocked it's MAX shield move.
I have genuinely no clue if Zacian just got nothing and Zamazenta got a super good passive or if there's something I'm missing

Is this little copper nigga ever coming back? I got unlucky last year.

>>57978792
Just wait for Meltan Gigantimax after getting enough candy.

How tf do you get more ghoul coins? I spin the yellow stops but nothing happens. Does it have to be a buddy or something?

Continuing the Wayfarer conversation from last thread, I'm trying to get a home stop but the only even remotely ok spots I have close to my house are 2 hair salons and 1 hotel. I submitted the hotel like 40 times a year or 2 back but had no luck with it. There's nothing remarkable about the salons which is why I tried submitting the hotel (which is also not remarkable but at least better). Any idea what to do bros? There are quite a few hotel stops where I live but I don't know how to make mine be accepted

>>57977255

>>57978948
If there's painting the hotel lobby, submit that.

https://pokemongo.com/news/gigantamax-lapras-max-battle-day-2025

>>57978999
There is one but how would I submit it? I mean, I'd still say that it's a hotel but what do I do after that? Do I imply that the hotel is filled with paintings for culture points or something?

>>57979072
Deja vu...

>>57978926
real answer: you ignore the stops that are probably broken. you get 1-2 from catching them from your bag or get the bag 5 times and get a golden lure to spin for yourself (actually works)

>>57979084
No, you make the submission all about the painting itself. Artist, name of the painting. Maybe there's a interesting story behind the painting or how it came to be in the hotel's possession. Or you just make something up to make it look like a worthy POI

>>57978948
Well, does the hotel have anything? Like, a pool or an athletic court or an indoor gym? One time I went on vacation and submitted the indoor gym and pool area for a random hotel I stayed at and they got approved. Is it part of a chain or is it local?

For the salons, they’re mostly useless, but sometimes they might have something inside, like a wall art mural or a statue of something. One time I saw someone managed to get an art mural approved at a salon somehow. If you can manage to waltz into these places and look around for potential POIs, you might find something.

I have successfully got a power stop within reach of my house
Now I would like to partake in these MAX events, where should I start?

>>57979239
doing all the max raids that pop up on it and powering up good catches from them as much as possible

>>57977255
It’s really weird they’re offering mega metagross here, I get that they’re going to have the final mega be mewtwo. But this will be the last regular mega anyone cares about being released, you’d think they’d start with sharpedo or camerupt before this. Hell they could sell mega camerupt as the counter to mega gross and sharpedo as the counter to mewtwo

>>57979275
what they put on the anniversary art has no bearing on what releases first, soon, or ever.

>>57979278
No it’s a safe bet to assume mega metagross is going to drop before the season is done

>>57978142
>>57978390
I caught most of the starters without much problem, and I don't really mind resorting to ultra balls in the first place. I was more happy that I could potentially get shinies or hundos of my favorite guys, but it never happened. It'd be nice if you could, I dunno, opt out of event spawns or something.

>>57977255
>Go chan culo=sexoooooooooo

>>57979194
Thanks anon, will try the painting idea if my current plan doesn't work.
>>57979227
Thanks for the info anon. Sadly, neither the salons nor the hotel have much noteworthy. The salons are just a 1-room sorta place and the hotel is pretty small. What I did was I appealed one of the (40) submissions I made 2 years ago. Reading back on the reasons why they were rejected made me hate these retarded waytrannies even more: out of the 40, only 1 was rejected because the place was of no relevance to the community, most of the other rejections were because the place sold or offered adult services (it's a residential area, don't know how they came to that conclusion) and because it's apparently private property and there's no way to get to that spot (despite the fact that both the submission pic and the additional pic show that it's on a street).
I also resubmitted the hotel with both my main and alt to get more chances of its being seen.
Any more suggestions bros?

so did i miss gimmighoul?
i can still be shiny right anon? ....anon??

>>mcollection challenge: evolve Qwilfish into Overqwil
Yeah, not happening retard. I’d rather get 1 more heart on my walking bud than deal with that many raids during an event

>>57979626
You have until like…8PM today. I walked every day for them but only managed to get 2
Then it’s into the fomo realm until it’s available again

>>57979626
Not answering because you posted slop

>>57979626
You're gonna miss out on a shitmon you won't even remember you have a month from now, you'll live

>>57979636
>he hates Ai
turn off your tv anon
>I HATE THE CURRENT THING
>I HATE THE CURRENT THING
>I HATE THE CURRENT THING
pathetic.

>>57979688
I don't own a TV

>>57979704
then think for yourself instead of being a useless parrot

>>57979626
Why does AI make the Vulpix so fuckable?

>they keep telling me i have to nominate local restaurants
>takes multiple tries but i finally get some approved
>the local restaurants are now shutting down
local restaurants have high turn over rate, why would they encourage us to do this?

>>57979740
I guess you can change the title and photos when it hopefully becomes a new restaurant eventually?

>>57979740
>>57979742
>nominate dinner
>it closes
>wayfarer trannies report you for making a 'fake stop'
cool game.

>>57979740
>nominate restaurant down the street from me
>same day it’s approved it closes permanently
Gave me a good laugh. The gym is still there, for now

>>57979688
Not him but you keep your sloppa to yourself kindly please :)

>>57978645
Only Zama, zacian did not get anything in battle

>>57979797
nyo

The way this community is so aggressively against each other is worthy of a case study. Literally every other game where the players can vote or do things to help others passively, they will do it so much it borderline unbalances the game, especially for new players. Not Pokemon go through. You nominated a stop? Sorry it doesn’t follow the rules to the letter, declined.

Any other game community would approve 98% of stops that are submitted. The 2% declined would only be ones that are legitimately dangerous or too disingenuous.

The Go community has almost full control of the map and they choose to make it bad

>>57979812
Say it ain't so...... Zacianbros...... we lost.........

>>57979945
its called trannies
other countries play the game normally
proofs? spoof to malaysia, spoof to india, spoof to australia, spoof to japan
wow stops everywhere
a rock? a stop
a light? a stop
a bench? a stop
a random drawing on a wall? a stop
literally someones fucking front porch? A STOP

do you see how mentally ill trannies ruin things (intentionally) for everyone else yet?
they thrive on it
they are UNHAPPY
THEY MUST DESTROY THE GOOD

>>57979967
>>57979945
Hypothetically, what if stop approval/disapproval was location based? Maybe like within a 100 miles. The circle can’t be too tight because so much of the US is empty.

So like, California residents can only vote on California stops (or even tighter, LA could only vote on LA since it itself is so large) and then cornfuckers in Iowa can only vote on Iowa stops. What would change?

>>57980015
the game would be fucked up for most players still as the number of players is higher in the metropolitan areas
it WOULD help ruralfags a lot though

>>57980051
>>57980015
City centers wouldn’t change as that’s where most trannies reside. And as we already know, cities are very dense stop wise already. It would be a godsend for rural players though, allowing them to dictate what is and is not significant in their town. Sometimes a fire hydrant or green power box is all you have on a block

>>57980015
Things would significantly improve because a city faggot wouldn't have the power to decide the dos and don'ts of an area that he's never gonna visit in his life.

>>57980085
>>57980076
It would only improve in deep rural areas. I live in a medium size city in a red state. Because of the college, it’s got a constantly growing blue population. Not enough to change elections, but enough where it’s noticeable to locals.

Anyway, there is one small strip of town about 3 miles from me that trannies, fags, potheads and your typical leftist undesirables have completely taken over. Every little thing in that area is a stop or gym. You could walk from the end of one block to the next spinning and probably not finish spinning before the first ones reset. Outside of that tranny bubble? Good luck ever getting anything approved. The map very rarely changes anywhere else despite stops and gyms having full blocks between them

>>57979512
Well…do you live in a house or an apartment/community? Communities have extra potential POIs, namely those neighborhood signs at the entrance.

Suburbfags are usually fucked unless they’re near a neighborhood sign or if they have anything unique, if you’re really insane you could try making/faking a little free library, those are the only things that are around those suburb dead zones. Or a temporary piece of art/sculpture that no one but you will ever really know is there or not

>>57980100
I have a somewhat decorative bench on my porch. If I drag that out to the parking and submit it as a community bench, would that work?

>>57980100
I live in a relatively suburban area that has businesses sprinkled here and there. The only places that seem like they could even have the chance of becoming a stop are the 2 salons and the hotel (and that's saying something). I have thought about placing something like a sculpture or something close as an alternative but I am under the suspicion that it's not gonna get accepted (and if it is, it will be reported quickly) because I've seen stops of stuff that is no longer there disappear.
I ended up submitting the hotel with my 2 accounts and appealing one of my rejected submissions from 2 years ago, think that's the best I can do, and if the current ones get rejected, I'm probably gonna keep submitting the hotel with my 2 accounts and appealing the 2 year old submissions.

>>57980133
It is possible but you'd have to sell it well. It should be accessible to the public and not on private property to start.

>>57980169
Yea that’s why I wanted to drag it out to the parking so I can take a picture of the street in the background.

I have some of those tilted metal signs that flower shops use to indicate which plants are which, I’ll hammer that in next to it and say it’s comemmetative or some shit

>>57980184
That sounds pretty good anon, godspeed anon.

>>57980159
The sculpture thing will work, but it depends on how high traffic your area is for how long it will last. My fake sculpture stop at my house has been live for 2 years, but there aren’t many Go players around me, and those that are wont shit on one of the singular stops in the neighborhood.

The trick is dressing it up to make it look permanent. Don’t just throw it in the grass, find some bricks or something to set it on. I also found one of those brass name signs people put on their desk at a garage sale for a quarter and added that. Take the picture with the sun on it and it obscures the name on the plaque, but also makes it look official

>>57980159
the hotel might be in a plaza, so try and see if there is a plaza sign, those are slam dunks

IVs may be shit, but this old girl is mine

I am in Suburbia, I have had success nominating the maps in bus stops. Not all bus stops have them so they are distanced enough where if I nominate a few, the reviews wont see them on the map

>>57979945
Have you tried not submitting shit? My area has literal bus stops as stops. All 5 spots I've nominated this year have been approved. Learn to write a small message to entice the autists

>>57979945
Learn from
>>57980242

Are there "people" who really need more than 2k inventory for items and pokemon?

>>57980337
uhh yeah bro...surely youre not just blasting away your rare candies....

>>57980337
Do you just pitch every legendary you catch?

>>57980240
Too bad you can’t evolve it since shiny Garchomp is dogshit

>>57980461
Yeah I don’t really know why they ditched the color scheme of the first two forms for the desaturated bleh that is chomp itself. Honestly I was going for this for so long that I don’t know if I’m going to even bother fighting the leaders anymore. I’ve already got a few good shadow chomps

>>57980491
>>57980461
Mega Gar is fye

So the event bonus is x 4 catch XP. Will I be able to stack that with the spotlight hour bonus (x 2 catch XP) and a lucky egg?

>>57980664
No spot light hours don’t stack with events typically

>no shiny starters
>no shiny Gimmighoul
>but this asshole shows up roughly 30 minutes after it all ends
If this is some kind of joke, I'm not laughing.

>>57977918
Yeah i didnt get a shiny starter or eevee on the double community day, quite sad really

>>57977252 (OP)
How large is the Seviper that ate Cynthia? Would you be able to catch it?

>>57979072
Fuck that dumb mechanic

>>57980829
>catch it
That depends, is Cynthia still in it and alive?

>>57980865
how would you dispose of Cynthia's remains after digestion haha

>>57980820
I checked every party hat and didn't get any of them as shinies.
Did get the stupid ass ninja frog though, which I didn't need at all.

>>57979072
New ticket? or old one?

>>57980865
Don’t feed

>>57977255
Same fucking energy

>>57977252 (OP)
So how is the whole Scopely thing going? From what I get from some players is that nothing had changed since. It’s the exact same thing as if nothing happened
So basically all that bitching was for nothing

>>57981129
Around three times the amount of events in half the time

>>57981129
It’s a billion dollar purchase, it doesn’t happen overnight. Scopely isn’t even in charge yet. So yes, literally nothing has changed.

That being said, it does seem that Niantic is rolling out some tactical changes such as bottle caps to paint the new owners in a good light before they actually take over. That allows them to shit things up with less backlash. That being said, I feel like even the most autistic of this community won’t tolerate things reaching Monopoly Go tier shitification where every other action you take requires payment or watching an ad.

so shiny Gimmi was a limited thing like shiny Meltan? only got two and kinda wanted another pair at least

Do the Oshawot and Cindaquill caught in this event evolve to their Hisui forms?

>>57981177
Its gover son

>>57981177
Yes, back into the vault they went.
Better luck next year.

>>57981180
Think: Could that benefit the player in any way?

>>57981180
>>57981177
It’s gover son
Hisui requires transfer to legends
The alt forms were raid exclusive

>>57981124
>>57979970
She is never coming home

>>57981185
>>57981188
They don't then?
I only started playing in late May so I don't know much about the game.
What's the point of having them appear in time-space distortions then? It kinda implies they are from the past like the fossils.

>>57981193
They wanted to reuse the visual effect from "sinnoh" tour
You will never evolve anything into a regional form that doesn't already have a regional first stage.

bwos why didn't I get basculin from a route?

>>57981455
Your Mateo Gift Exchange Yellow eggs?

>>57980226
Oh I wish anon. Hotel connects directly to the street and outside it has a big logo with the name, the main entrance and a car door that leads to the underground parking. I took a pic of the whole facade and edited it to make it a lil better looking. Do you think submitting just the like logo/name of the place would be better?

Bros, what do you do with extra legendaries/shinies that you received as trades? I haven't found any use for them and just transferring them seems wrong. I don't have any Pokémon game I can transfer them to. I got the idea of using HOME to send them there and trade them for free to some unexpected other player, but that takes time and I'm wondering if there's anything else you guys do.

>>57981488
I just transfer them tbqh. I have enough trash in my bag as it is

>>57981482
yeah, it wont hurt to try. you can always resubmit and keep trying

>>57981488
i save the decent ones, transfer at least one to HOME and the real shit ones: i save for 2x transfer candy day

Before I waste stupid amounts of time on this event do we know if hisuian zorua can be shiny or not?

>>57981488
Just transfer. Can hold onto them for a 2x transfer candy spotlight hour, but if they're just taking up space mind as well get the candy for something better to use

>>57981568
No. It'll probably have it's own shiny event or locked to eggs and raids or Zoroark could have it's own raid day with the shiny chance and only restrict Husui Zorua to eggs or wild spawn.

>imagine wasting raid passes when they just release wild shiny crowned dogs two weeks later.

>>57981663
>KJH

>>57981193
>>57981368
Mfw they did this only fucking ONCE (only for just 3 hours mind you) and the idea got shelved FOREVER.

>>57981663
does the xxl pumpkaboo trick still work with these zorua to farm xxls?

>>57981709
For me, it's alpha

>>57981723
not what I asked pokefucker

>>57981709
The what trick?

>>57981725
Have you tried checking it yourself?
>>57981747
Setting an XXL Pumpkaboo as your buddy forces all Zorua spawns to be XXL

>>57981790
I haven't had any zorua spawn for me yet

>>57981790
most imprtantly, it seems to only work with xxl pumpkaboo and nothing else since the size difference is hard coded into the pokemon itself thanks to the mainline having that feature. no other size and no other pokemon does this.

>>57981725
Suck my cock, dude.

>>57981804
Don't tell me what to do, bitch.

>>57981682
They did this fairly recently as well by allowing regular Koffing to evolve into Galarian Weezing for a bit.

How trust worthy are friendly Vietnamese men on ebay?

Can Zorua evolve into Hisuian Zoroark?

>>57981836
Hisuian Zorua can

>>57981839
Mind blown

Ultra giga pigantamax feasting on all this exp

>>57981836
They have completely different base forms, so no a non-Hisuan Zorua can not evolve into Hisuian Zoroark.

Does anyone have any idea on how often Space-time anomalies appear?

THEY FORGOT TO TURN ON THE RAIDS AGAIN

>>57981935
every other hour for an hour?

>>57981790
>>57981794
Will see if I can get it to work next one that spawns (have had 15 so far but didnt know about the trick)

>>57981945
Please walk five miles for Solgaleo (shiny-locked)

>>57981985
>shiny-locked
No...

When is the raid hour? is it solgaleo?

>>57982213
Wednesday at 6. Yes.

>>57982221
thanks

so i fuse my shit solgaleo on my good necrozma?

Lotta gay shiny locks lately

Omg :o

>>57982418
Yes, these sun and moon legendary raids make good fusion fodder for necrozma. Only Necrozma’s IVs matter.

>>57982418
Yeah, Salgaleo is nothing more than fodder. It has zero bearing on Dusk Mane Necrozma aside from needing any one of them to create.

>>57982432
lotsa cool wild shinies this event

My home gym has stopped producing legendary raids for 3 days now…

Would have been nice if they gave Solgaleo some decent moves so that it’s actually usable in PvE. As is now it’s a legendary outclassed by a good number of useless shitmons.

>>57982462
>hacking

>>57982530
kek

>>57982530
lol

>>57981709
>>57981794
>>57981952
Seems to work still

>shiny starly to go with the 800 I have from PLA
Wow thanks King Saud

I woke up from a deep slumber under a rock. If everything is red does that mean it's 15/15/15? None of my mons had full bars before.

>>57982641
Yep you have a 4*, perfect IVs

>>57982647
Neat. Is that good for anything? Or just a cool thing to have

>>57982665
Rampardos is a pretty good rock attacker but there's no reason to use it over its shadow version or many of the megas and shadows. It's just a cool thing you get every now and then. At max CP your would be rampardos would be about 13% stronger than a 0* rampardos

It's kinda fun seeing pokemon in the overworld and catch screen that can normally never be there

>>57982705
I will cherish this dumb dinodude forever.

>>57982723
He loves you too.

>get back into the game a couple weeks ago
>walking around with a magikarp since they barely spawn where i live and i've got that one task to evolve one
>today one finally spawns
>catch it
>it's a zorua
man

>>57982794
Well do we have good news for you...

>>57982794
enable adventure sync
magikarp is your buddy
walk for a week or two
D O N E
>>57982641
it means he wants to join your trickroom vgc team in the main series games ;3

>>57982862
That's a lot of words there.

>>57982794
Magikarp actually is spawning in this event. Change your buddy to something else so you can find the real ones

So what’s the deal with this pink rat thing spawning? Is it like the giga homo variant?

i have noticed that if i dont attack my 6 hour balloon, it just disappears and never returns, until the next 6 hour mark

>>57983218
Yeah I don't know how long it sticks around for. Sometimes I can get it at 10 am sometimes it's not there

just mass nominated 20 restaurants in the nearby plazas
hopefully some get through i can get have a pokestop cluster while im at the gym or doing the groceries

>>57982462
>just met and already your best friend
Congrats on finding your soulmate

>>57983218
>>57983240
I think the limit is 20 minutes after it appears for you. Sometimes you can scare it away prematurely by opening menus but you can bring it back by reloading the app... within those 20 minutes.

someone keeps kicking me out of a gym in the middle of the woods around midnight
but every time i take it back the next day theres nobody there and i am starting to get a little freaked out

>>57981170
> I feel like even the most autistic of this community won’t tolerate things reaching Monopoly Go tier shitification
Back in 2019 during Bagon’s community day event, someone here posted a video of fucktons of Japanese players storming an IRL place because there was a hundo at that location. I am so mad I didn’t save that video because it was a surreal spectacle, hundreds of autists flowing in like a wave of WWZ zombies.
What I am saying here: these autists will eat up anything no matter how awful the situation is.
Players who are too deep into this shit for fucking years, there’s no way in hell they will just drop the game over anything no matter how awful it’s gonna be.
That’s why I didn’t buy any of those “I AM DONE PLAYING GO” posts
You are here forever motherfuckers.

>>57983753
Resident autist here. The problem is that there are no good alternatives to Niantic's games. Most of them are either shitty obvious knockoffs of Pokémon GO, or they're mediocre attempts at replicating what Pokémon GO did well without understanding why people liked it, which isn't too surprising since Niantic doesn't seem to get it either.

God I miss Map of the Dead so fucking much bros. Why did Google Maps have to increase their API pricing? Was it just to kill competitors like that game?

>>57983742
Skinwalkers, or maybe a fleshgait

Going for a walk at midnight because I feel obligated to get hearts and get cigs

>>57983760
>Pokemon Go but with dinosaurs
Man, if I weren't already busy with Go I'd give that a shot. Love dinosaurs but I couldn't possibly play two of these at once. I already stopped playing Monster Hunter Now because I couldn't be bothered to keep going.

>>57983753
Don’t even know why Monopoly Go is used as reference, because despite how much it sucks and how there is very little positive buzz about it, it still rakes in an assload of money every month. So much money they can afford A list marvelslop actors to be in their shitty ads that run constantly

>almost done with 385 Kanto mons
>barely around 60 or so for Johto and Hoenn
I know these are meant to take a while but dang.

>>57983906
I would be past that if it weren’t for the shitty starter rotation throwing in 2/3 shiny locked trash no one wants. Oh wow, another 5 quaxley next to each other because you guys cycled out cyndaquil and mudkip

>>57983906
Those are always tied to current events. Eventually there will be an event full of johtoslop and someone will complain they can’t find any Kanto shit to catch

>>57983906
Don't worry, anon. That's one of the less tedious steps.

>Make 3 Trades
Yeah GG it's over

>>57983958
Didn't notice that that image was wrong as it was for the Vegas ticket not the other ticket.
It's not one best buddy for step two, it's ten. And you need 20 days in a row of earning hearts not 14. Same for the pokestops in a row in step 3.
And it's 385 excellent throws on step 4, not 100. And catching a thousand Pokémon as opposed to 500 for step five.

>>57983950
Bullshit, there will always be Kanto shit to catch. Just look at the current Sinnoh/Hisui focused event.

>>57983958
>>57983960
Really, none of those big number tasks are big of a deal. Hasn't even been a week and I already got about 500 pokemon caught, and that's not counting all ones that weren't Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn. Excellent throws and best buddies are a huge non-issue. It's the ones that will literally drag it out over the course of 40 days with no way to accelerate it that are going to suck absolute cock. Well that, and Kecleon but somehow not too worried there.

At the end of the day, it's the Lucky trade that will be the true roadblock.I'm going to have to find somebody to trade with somehow. But I intend to get it done, for my little star child.

>>57983960
>10 best buddies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57984021
Did you just start a month or two ago?

>>57984032
Pretty much. When I last was playing this that shit didn't exist

>>57984036
Okay yeah, that's fair. Do you know about doubling how many hearts you can get in one day?

>>57983970
Ok fine, someone will complain there isn’t enough Hoenn slop to catch when there is a excess of johto
>>57984021
The best buddy task is retroactive though, right? You don’t have to get 10 more when the task comes up, right?

>>57983958
It's this one desu.
>been playing for two months and only seen 2 Kekleons
It's over...

>>57983959
Simply trade a nice Vietnamese man on ebay

>they added a “have sex with one female player” requirement to Jirachi
Fuuuuck

TEE HEE TEEE HEE ISNT IT FUNNY WHEN WE FUCK WITH YOUR POST RAID CATCHES TEE HEE THE XP IS THE REWARD

>2-star Solgaleo
Into the Necrozma you go

Ahhhh fuck yes a lucky Zamazenta from trade.

:( I wanted another big zorua

>>57983970
>it's the Lucky trade that will be the true roadblock
Split screen
Borrow a phone (prepare an account beforehand)
Ask a spoofer nicely

>>57984021
you can swap 20 times a day, just pick 10 guys to give first treat, play and snapshot
it can get done in 4 months

>HZorua cant be shiny
>STILL cant evolve Basculin

If it weren't for the 4x stardust I'd ask what the fuck the point of this is

>open app
>catch sneasel next to me
>close app
Great event. I’ve been doing gifts more than actually playing

>>57984538
4x dust and exp it's great.

>>57984588
I almost care about dust, but XP? I do not care to level up to 50 ever

>>57984588
Does he 4x dust and 4x exp also work on research rewards? Or is it just when catching Pokémon?

>>57984597
What do you do then if you don't need exp or dust?

>>57984601
Catch dust/exp only.

>>57984606
Do mythical research and use daily incense and try to get the uncommon shinies I don’t have yet, or XXS/XXL

very big kitty

>>57984634
I cannot care about the shiny locked cat that only exists to fuse

Ok ivs big fox

They really should have made the stats of the fuzed mons influence the final fusion stats. Like average the IVs

>>57984666
>have to catch two high IV mons instead of one
That would be a good way to make more money off raid passes.

>Hisui Cup
>Cant use Hisuian Zoroark
Explain

>>57984779
spaghetti code forgor

>>57984779
small billionaire indie company please understand

>>57984234
Im a little slut then they were mine all mine, swipe app era was like shooting fish in a barrel
goth 5’1” black haired vampirella “..uhhh n-n-NOO!!” As I tugged the hair on the back of her head & pinned her down. Bending my dick on her cervix , squeaking her bed loudly enough to upset her female roommate (who also had a crush on her). Backed it all the way in and out queefing/squelching playing with my food for about 50 minute… I did stop once she tapped out and fainted. Poor little thing underestimated my bartending skills

Why are Growlithe Normalito spawning?

>>57985117
Sorry, Rock Dog is raid and task only.
Pay up, bitch!

>>57985166
Aw what the fuck

>>57982794
>walking with my dumb fish today
>find this one
neat

>>57984134
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>57985254
do you need adventure sync on for that?

I'm in orlando this week sluts, add me for cool postcards

>>57985254
That last one is retroactive… right?

>>57985343
no

>>57985352
How am I supposed to lose it again? Do I need to pay to regain it?

>>57985358
What about your -other- virginity?

>>57985360
Oh no

>>57984912
These fanfics get a little worse each day. At least the sweaty park NPC girl was believable

>>57985379
>a little worse
that spoiled shit is some of the most underage garbage i've read

>carfat because it’s hot today
>doing a Kleavor raid
>can solo it
>someone else joins the lobby
>there is a kid with a phone and I assume his mom in the picnic area
>must be them
>no matter, just makes it easier
>finish raid and catch ezpz
>look up
>clearly see the kid throwing balls so I know for sure it’s them now
>every swipe he gets angrier
>pretty sure he is just mindlessly spam tossing them
>apparently wasted the last one because he immediately transitions into a nuclear tier melty
>just shouting NOOO NOOO NOOO and screaming while thrashing around in the dirt
>the mom is half heartedly trying to settle him down but also clearly has a broken spirit because of this retarded child
>put the kleavor I caught in the gym before driving off
Sometimes being a carfat leads to some of the most amusing entertainment

>>57985489
why didnt you trade the kid? you might have gotten sex from the mom

Just got an email from wayfarer telling me that the appeal I made got rejected. Do other players decide if an appeal gets rejected/accepted or is it someone more related to Niantic?

>>57985379
>>57985450
>vanilla sex?
FANFIC
oof.

>>57985639
It’s other players, same people who voted the first time. Your hope is your appeal isn’t heard by a tranny

>>57985684
Seems like it did sadly, that's why it got rejected. Gonna wait until either of the 2 submissions I made gets rejected to appeal again. Hope one gets accepted without the need to appeal though.

>>57985704
I have had things rejected on appeal, then I wait a while and submit it again, then it gets accepted. These days I go through 2-3 rejects before I appeal, unless it is an obvious bad call (I had a gym rejected by the community for stupid reasons, got accepted on appeal)

>>57985733
Thanks anon, will try that

>>57985742
Yea, you are basically rolling a dice. 1-5 are trannies. If you hit a 6, it’s a normal person who will accept it. If you mass submit stops, you might get lucky and roll that 6 the first time now and then, but if you are just trying to get some local home stops, you will need to reroll a few times

>>57985683
>and then a caught a short stack GOTH BADDIE and rammed her cervix so hard she passed out. Oh and btw her hot lesbian roommate was in the other room jealousy schlicking
Sounds like something a zoomer would submit to Penthouse Forum if such a thing still existed

>>57985606
>getting involved with someone else’s out of control autistic spawn
>get involved with a single mom period
She wasn’t even that hot

>>57985783
Gotcha anon. Gonna be doing that for sure, hope it doesn't take months and months.

Guys, is the Go Plus + worth it? I read that you get a lot of goodies with it (like upwards of 5k dust per night of use or something). Can someone comment on this? Also, does Sleep have any integration (or good advantages to use) with go?

>>57985802
Penthouse letters where dope when I was 13 ngl

>>57985839
no you heard wrong, go plus+ or third party they all disconnect after 1 hour
if you are just interested in using pokeballs then get a cheap third party autocatcher
BUT a modded go plus+ can use great and ultra

>>57985839
Go++ gives you 2k stardust a day and 2 extra buddy hearts when you sync with it to track your sleep, sleep doesn't give you anything in go, however in sleep the go++ gives you an extra night cap Pikachu that brings in supplemental berries and ingredients, and can bring in extra berries depending on how many stops you've spun with the go++ that day.

Prediction: either the paradoxes or Rydons and the Calyrex horses will be DAI to replace the Galarian birds within a year

What’s the current maximum dex count?

>>57985489
>put the kleavor I caught in the gym before driving off

>>57986495
We are currently at 904/1025

>>57986422
Or the Loyal Three. That actually sounds more reasonable

>>57986515
Hmm, once I bother to do a Solgaleo raid I’ll be at 858. I did not think I was still missing so many. Mostly regionals and other gimmicky shitmon like Wiglett.

I wish they didn’t take the “seen” counter away so I had something to compare to

>>57985802
my dick is big anon

What’s the one pokemon you stick in gyms purely because you think it looks boss as hell?

I love seeing Klingklang just rotating away

>>57986791
Revavroom cause he looks like he is about to tear ass around the back yard, but he is staying still

>>57986791
slaking lvl 50 & shiny
max deterent/troll
name?
BiGFO0T

>>57986754
he posted a gif guys everything he said is true now!!
>>57986791
shining shadows

>>57985839
no

>>57986515
>its almost over ;_;

>>57986791
I mostly just like putting in my favorite shinies.

>>57984912
>>57985802
what do goth tiddies feel like??

>>57986917
bags of sand

>>57986917
soft

>>57986633
892.
Only a few missing.
But since we are never getting Keldeo again that will forever be an incomplete Unova dex.

>>57987077
kek
he will return
as resolute form, which will again costs money

>>57986917
Bags of goth sand

>>57986917
Same as regular tiddies?
Like a water balloon of warm water
Like the back of your calves if you had zero hair on them
>>57986971
Yea
>>57986956
Kek no

>Eternatus will be unable to be traded, transferred, or sent to Home
So probably no shiny, probably get it in research, and only one. If this is true, fucking gay.
https://x.com/thepokemodgroup/status/1942999780827009514

>>57987252
thank allah i have never invested in HOMELESS pokemon

Thanks?

>>57987252
Sounds like one of those season-long-home-locked legendaries. It’ll be unlocked eventually, like Cosmog and Kubfu. I’m glad I actually managed to get the shiny from gamestop when it was available.
>But what if it’s like Zygarde
O-oh…right…

>>57987341
is it good for pvp at least?

https://x.com/NianticHelp/status/1943377366916407544
update your phones or get fucked, poorfags

>>57987765
It's real... Welp, RIP my pokemon GO career. 2016-2025

>>57987368
Noice
Just to confirm the stats
6iv all around right?
Just like the dogs? Anon? :(

>>57987765
The only 32-bit phones still being used are drug dealer burners

https://www.instagram.com/p/DL71P62NH0m/
Latinas next dmax raid day

>>57987765
Does this mean my PC running Android 6 is donezo?

>>57987446
not them but the Typhlosion is pretty good in Great and Ultra league, and the IV's seem on the upper end. but they'dneed to wait for a com day or use an Elite TM because it absolutely needs Blast Burn.

>>57987765
>abruptly end support with zero heads up
>oh your 3 year phone is ackshually 32-bit. sorry
brb firebombing niantic headquarters in minecraft

>>57987938
Don't do it, trainer!

>>57987938
>buy toaster "phone"
>have toaster problems
an iphone X can still run the game anon from nearly ten years ago

>Overqwil’s tedious evolution task (do ten fucking raids) is shortened to something better (one [1] raid) just for this event
Amazing
I hope they do this with Kingambit and Urshifu next

>>57987938
I’m like 99% sure they warned you months ago

>>57987957
one can dream...
im almost there for kingambit
id take 10+ generic raids over "muh steelz only!"
makes no sense,& its not canon

>>57987957
Oh wow, I hadn't even realized they'd done that.

>Particle discount on unlocking/upgrading max moves for the big latinx event
Thank god

>>57987962
>I’m like 99% sure they warned you months ago
I only started playing again back in the end of May. That news should have been plastered everywhere in the update sections of the game. Thank god I hadnt spent any money before getting rugpulled

>>57987957
I noticed that with a lot of pokemon. I swore Quillfish needed like 15 raids so I had been putting it off but now its only 1

>>57987952
>iPhone
iCant be bothered with hipster Apple products. If they wanna arbitrarily lose customers (which they seem to be doing, especially with that infamous change to people's characters last year) then who am I to judge?

>>57988054
you are right about the trannification
however they backpedaled pretty hard
32bit os has been going the way of the dino for several months now

iphone "just werks" despite its shortcomings its great as a normie-device
i still use\have androids of course but for work\calls\text\pogo its B+

>>57988089
>32bit os has been going the way of the dino for several months now
At the end of the day, I'm perplexed a 64-bit device is using a 32-bit OS. I could probably update to a 64-bit OS if i really wanted to

>>57988139
dew it - palpatine (probably)

>>57986917
like any other set of tiddies
but you get the smug satisfaction of
finally blowing your load in a rare phenotype
she kissed me first bc i could sing
& knew about her fav bands from years ago
her pussy was tight, her skin pale
her moan still pierces my consciousness to this very day

>>57984779
pls unmdahstamdugh

>>57988043
Souce?

>>57988471
No, 1.6

>budget phone because poor
>ends up with 32 bit on a 64 bit phone
>can't upgrade phone itself for some fucking reason
...
>install nox emulator
>Go, MasterSex aren't downloadable on store
>default instance is 32 bit.
I don't care if Nox 64 bit won't work at this point, why the fuck is the default 32 bit?

>>57988853
mumu 6 works but you will get banned semi-frequently

>>57988861
I just want to transfer my shiny Glaceon when the transfer meter restores enough points.
As long as I get enough time to do that I'll be fine.

>>57988853
try bluestakcs, it can 64

>>57988862
Generally my accounts get banned every week to one month. Just remember to unlink your home once you trade, and of course you get three strikes

>>57988991
So can Nox.
I previously tried Bluestack's android 11 emulator since I already had that. Can't be arsed to redownload the Nougat/Pie 64 instances.
I get the same problem that I do with Nox's 64 bit.
signing in just reverts back to the sign-in page.
I may either have to figure out rooting on Nox or just borrow a family member's 64 bit phone in the future, assuming I get that chance before a chance to upgrade my own phone.

so uhh is there a cheap phone i can buy....

>>57989068
yes

>>57989080
n-name?

>>57989068
no

>>57989068
Any phone is considered cheap if you steal it

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