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>Thread question:At your current point in the fic, how far would your MC make it in the gym challenge of your favorite region?
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>>57981564 (OP)Kanto
MC1: Would struggle with Koga, and get walled by Sabrina.
MC2: lol. Lmao even. He isn't a trainer, he just has a pokemon as a pet.
>>57981564 (OP)Johto
>Brute forces his way through Falkner and Bugsy with a surprisingly good low-level Steel type>Poison stalls through Whitney>Possibly handles Morty, more likely moves to fight Chuck next and puts off Jasmine because it's a terrible matchupDepending on what else he catches in Johto, and when, he can probably handle it, but with the three 'mon I've given him from the start, he gets about halfway through before needing to deepen his roster.
The real question is 'how close do you write battle facilities to how they play in game?'
>>57981564 (OP)>At your current point in the fic, how far would your MC make it in the gym challenge of your favorite region?Always starts.
Never finishes.
So many incomplete sets of badges.
>>57981564 (OP)>KANTOOOOOOMain MC probably gets filtered at Misty. He's still inexperienced with real battling, and has a Bulbasaur that gives him an edge against her and Brock, but it's not leveled very much yet.
Second MC is in the same boat, probably putting up a better fight against Misty because she's much more proficient at defensive battling but a Yamask and Squirtle just don't have the stopping power to put down her Starmie.
>>57981564 (OP)>At your current point in the fic, how far would your MC make it in the gym challenge of your favorite region?What is this supposed to mean? What is 'the fic' and how does it apply to the question of taking them out of that fic and dropping them in a different region?
>>57981859If your MC stopped where they were in the fic you're currently writing and had to take the gym challenge in your favorite region at their current strength, how far would they get?
>>57981873Nowhere because I never get past storyboarding, but probably the 4th gym since that's roughly where any story goes from "1st arc" power scaling to "2nd arc" power scaling give or take a badge.
>>57981564 (OP)>>At your current point in the fic, how far would your MC make it in the gym challenge of your favorite region?She'd clear it.
Why would I write a fucking loser?
>>57981564 (OP)>At your current point in the fic, how far would your MC make it in the gym challenge of your favorite region?It's set in Orre, so no gyms, only colosseums. He'd lose in the Pyrite Colosseum on the first round.
>>57981564 (OP)My MCโs a champion, so yes
>>57981564 (OP)I think OP means โwith the Pokรฉmon available the MC of whatever fic youโre writing right nowโ but I could be wrong.
>Sawsbuck>Wartortle>LitleoFavorite region being Sinnoh, Iโd say Maylene would body him (2 Normal types). Next team member wouldnโt be too helpful on that front either.
(Obligatory โrecent updateโ post on PoPT for anyone who likes to watch my SI suffer https://archiveofourown.org/works/66210784/chapters/170669461 )
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Bro linking somewhere to read the comic is one thing but spamming the thing is too much
>>57982060Compile it as a .pdf file or put it on Catbox.
>>57982060it's the Cynthia gore spammer, just report it and move on
>>57981564 (OP)Lt. Surge Victim
(You) are isekai'd into a timeline where Ash has just gotten BETRAYED, and is about to embark on his dark quest of revenge and blood.
How would you persuade him to go back to the light side?
>>57982847I kill him and move on
>>57982847Depends
Might try to help him
>>57982847Why would I redeem him? Arceus is very clearly setting me up to be the hero of the world. This opportunity should be exploited for all it's worth, and by the time I raise his decapitated head for all to see I'll be worshipped as the world's savior while all the world's governments will be too weak to resist me.
>>57982859B-but he's OUR HERO that saved the world and still has good in his heart, I know he does :(
>>57982847I challenge him to a competition that shall determine who is more proficient at slaying one-hundred men exclusively through the art of the blade
>>57982847I tell him he has to be strong, that he has to be bigger than all those people trying to hurt him, that I know he can be the bigger man...then I place my hand gently on his thigh and tell him I'm here for him, I always will be, and move in to kiss him.
He pulls away all flustered and tells me he doesn't like boys like that, but I'm persistent, and he's isolated and angry and I'm the first person that has actually sat down and listened to him in forever...so we make out for a while, and in a moment of weakness he lets me lean down and suck his cock. As soon as he cums inside my mouth and the euphoria fades away, he's flooded with shame, and confusion, and his anger flares back up. He stands up suddenly like he's not quite sure what to do, and then settles on hitting me. Straight in the face, and I let him, because I know he's really upset right now but deep down he cares about me. He calls me a faggot and hits me again, and again, and I just lay there and take it because that word doesn't mean anything to me and I'm a good boy so he can hit me if it makes him feel better, and as he's hitting me I'm smiling and imagining the names of our future children in our head.
He kicks me in the stomach one more time for good measure, and tells me that he'll fucking kill me if he ever sees me again, and I lay there smiling, the taste of his cum mixing with the taste of blood in my mouth. I'm already thinking about what I'll wear next time I see him.
>>57982847Ashley correction.
>>57982847Go back in time to fuck Delia and give him a little sister
>>57982859Isn't he like superhuman and really hard to kill? He's probably less skilled with his fists than fighting experts but will tank almost everything.
>>57983008Are you Greek, anon?
>>57983008kino psychological warfare via brojob.
>>57982873Unironically the people in those betrayed fics are more psychotic than the edgy Ash protagonist. Like you got Brock and Misty demanding he abandon his dreams and kill himself for placing middle in a conference despite Ash always sticking up for them and knowing them for so long.
>>57982847I TRAP him, so that his evil cannot harm the world
>>57983056>Isn't he like superhuman and really hard to kill?No. Thatโs propaganda to stop people from attempting to get rid of him.
>>57982847Muster what little Speech skill points i have and try to talk him down.
>>57983360How do you talk down a school shooter with the firepower of a small army in his pocket, plus aura?
>>57983433Not talking about Ash but fucking the evil out of them tends to work, just look at the viltrumites or at any BioWare RPG or all the Shoujo stuff with rapechads.
If an evil guy is attractive/cute you bet someone will fuck him and make him at least neutral.
>>57983433Most school shooters are incels, so this might be one of the few times 'fuck them' is a valid strategy.
Just had the fan favorite champion, Trace cameo in my fic. I expect the hits to start flowing in any second now.
>>57983525Wow, very cool! Who?
>>57983525I never played lets go pee pee, what differentiates him from blue oak? Why didn't they just use Blue Oak?
>>57983545>>57983548Yhe rival from Lets go Pika/Vee.
The game is set in an alternate universe where Red and Blue are slightly older and went on their pokemon adventures before oak made the pokedexes. So Blue is actually in the game as a mentor figure to you and your rival, while Trace is your modern friendly pokemon rival. He and Blue get some altered story beats as you play through the classic Team Rocket plot, like adopting the orphan cubone at pokemon tower and fighting Archer while you fight Giovanni at Silph co. Blue takes over the Viridian Gym in the post game.
>>57983548Because Blue Oak is a superboss.
As in, the events of R/B effectively happened a couple of years or so before LGPE, so Red and Blue and Green are all separate characters off doing their own things
Have (you) ever wanted to read about lesbian fish? Then you're in luck!
The fifth and final act of Whereabouts Unknown has finished. All that remains is the epilogue and few extra chapters.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60627241/chapters/154802569
>QRD?
PMD! Underwater societies! Wacky surface shenanigans! Lesbian fish! Nautical nonsense! Questionable worldbuilding! What more could you want?
>Erm, what about aura??
Shut up. You don't need aura. You need vegetables in your diet.
>LRD?
Below the surface of the water resides a massive ocean-spanning superpower called the Commune, as weird tribryd of Rome, the USSR, and Atlantis (I warned you it was questionable). The most influential military leader in the Commune, a woman named Zamira, is accused of conspiring to overthrow the Empress and is exiled to the surface to the right the wrongs that I shall not mention here because it is a spoiler. Forced to travel on foot in a place she hates the most, Zamira learns a valuable lesson: just because someone is Jamaican, it doesn't mean they aren't useful.
So, what are (you) waiting for? Come read Whereabouts Unknown! It's technically finished! That's more than can be said of most things!
>>57982847groomchads, our time is now
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>>57982847No.
Why would I want to become a side-character in someone else's story?
>>57983525>>57983561Actually based and underusedpilled.
Link fic.
>>57984089Pokenormal, comedy supernatural detective story.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66247705?view_full_work=true
Real casual type of story. I've decided to write it in a way that will give any hardcore canon enthusiasts brain aneurysms.
>>57983525Based Trace appreciation. I'm using him as the reigning Kanto champion in my fic.
How do you feel about eating Pokemon?
>>57984682It feels very wrong.
>>57984682It feels kinda wrong, but I guess it shouldn't be that different since we eat meat despite having pets
>>57984682It's either Pokemon are eaten or animals from a world like ours are also involved in the world and that gets easy to mess up really fast. The compromise I do on that front is there are domesticated versions of livestock-equivalent Pokemon that are consumed that don't have the powers normal Pokemon do and have had their intelligence selectively bred out of them over centuries/millennia.
>>57984692>>57984716this is a king's meal in Galar
>>57984682If humans arenโt supposed to eat Pokemon, then why do Pokemon taste so good?
>>57984935Bad example. I'm a vore fag and I think people taste good.
>>57984716Dog/cat/hamster eaters are subhuman.
>>57981564 (OP)What's the weirdest Pokemon fan work you've ever seen?
>>57985016I've been big into vore for a long time so my understanding of weird is pretty skewed. But I wrote a fic where a SI MCand Erika were attacked by an Entei. Said Entai swallowed Erika with his cock and fucked the MC in the ass, blowing Erika into his colon and impregnating him with a seemingly endless supply of divine eggs. The fic ends the the MC visiting Bill to try and get help removing the eggs, because every time he lays one another forms inside him to take its place and leaving his belly too tight for Erika to try and escape.
>>57985193I answered a question.
>>57985016Giovanni killing Pikachu with a gun
>>57984806>there are domesticated versions of livestock-equivalent Pokemon that are consumed that don't have the powers normal Pokemon do and have had their intelligence selectively bred out of them over centuries/millennia.lol that's even more fucked up than just making Pokemon consumption canon
>Artificial meat, also known as cultured meat, lab-grown meat, or cultivated meat, refers to meat produced by growing animal cells in a laboratory setting, rather than raising and slaughtering animals.
>This process bypasses traditional animal agriculture and aims to offer a more sustainable and potentially more humane source of meat.
With their level of technology it wouldn't surprise me if their meat was made in some lab with just a few genetic samples to not kill a Pokรฉmon
>>57985269Why go through all that effort when you can instead find a bunch of masochistic ditto who are into that shit?
>>57985279I thought Ditto was a result of MewTwo's cloning
>>57985458That old gen 1 headcanon got deboonked a long time ago
>>57985071Jesus christ. Got a link?
>>57982097ARE YOU DELSUIONAL OR WHAT
STAY MINDBROKEN KIKE
YOU DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN REALITY
>>57981977Does your champion respect aldith as the new one or what?
>>57985474Fair warning. This is, morally, one of the least fucked up stories I've posted.
https://aryion.com/g4/view/1014851
>>57984682Its okay if its a wild pokemon, they have no rights.
>>57986088Then how come the Rangers and the police get up your ass when you catch a wild pokemon with a net instead of a pokeball?
>>57986114If anybody is getting up your ass without your consent that is a crime. It sounds like you need a detective.
>>57984184Shameless shilling as I just finished chapter 4 of Pokenormal - Tales from the Celadon Extranormal Detective Agency.
Pretty proud of this one. You guys know about Mew and the truck? Yeah, it was a hoax.
>>57984682Its the natural circle of life, if they didn't want to be eaten then they shouldn't be delicious.
>But they're sentientSure and its canon that Pokemon eat other Pokemon.
Humanity was prey for over 99% of human existence in the Pokemon world. Anyone who bitches about it can go wander off into the wilderness without a Pokemon and go eat berries.
That's assuming you can find berries without getting you shit kicked in and then possibly eaten by another hungry Pokemon.
>>57986247>That's assuming you can find berries without getting you shit kicked in and then possibly eaten by another hungry Pokemon>Im-fucking-plying
>>57986259That's just a result of modern censorship for anime directed at young audiences. Marowak gets shot dead by Rocket.
>>57986259He has the power of aura stick. You donโt.
>>57986259Marrow-ACK was a demonic ghost type cultivator that botched an immortality ritual with suicide as the activation condition. She allowed herself to be killed, but rather than becoming an Immortal she became a vengeful ghost instead. Many such cases.
>>57986259Why does Cubone have its motherโs skull if the mother is still alive?
Is it a good idea to watch walkthrough videos of a specific pokemon game and get ideas from instead of playing them yourself? I'm unable to play games at the moment.
>>57986311Sure, you can get moves and bios in Bulbapedia anyways also the plots aren't anything special.
>>57986305Pokedex entries are pure nonsense.
>>57986305Without proper nutrition the dex writers had addled minds and shaky hands. They hadn't the capacity to see the truth, much less the strength to go back and edit.
>>57986311Ask me when you should piss next too you spineless, meek little bitch, you mindless sheepโis exercising agency that painful for you? You are lesser than me, and do not qualify as a human being. Kill yourself.
>>57986326Yeah yeah, keep the edge and self fellating to the fics.
>>57986311Just make stuff up. Nobody can
>>57986320stop you.
Real life animals are sentient
But they aren't sapient
Neither are pokemon
>>57986364Sure, Colress, sure
>>57986364Meowth, that's right.
>>57986370They haven't been ever since Aus left and pokemon stopped being our wives
>>57986374That Meowth is an abomination.
>>57986370I wonder what Colress thinks of the pokemon gods of sapience. Do they not count? Does he pretend they don't exist? Did he touch Uxie and get turned into the retarded savant he is today?
>>57986379also aren't chanseys nurses?
>>57986397No, they're assistants to the Nurses
Though even if you consider Nurse Joys as doctors and the Chanseys (non-sapient) as nurses you wouldn't really be that far from real life nurses (also non-sapient)
>>57986404>real life nurses (also non-sapient)You could have just said this
>>57986389Idk but Colress while definitely autistic is not dogmatic, he is willing to change his mind if you defeat him and prove your methods superiority.
>>57986247>Anyone who bitches about it can go wander off into the wilderness without a Pokemon and go eat berries.>That's assuming you can find berries without getting you shit kicked in and then possibly eaten by another hungry Pokemon.Or something much worse, involving a fire badger.
>>57984682Satiated.
On further notice, I wonder how veganism / vegetarianism is managed in the pokemon world. While artificial meat is one (inconvenient) option, you'd be relient on supplements to compensate for the lack of vitamins etc. which you can find in natural meat. I think people in rural areas have a more traditional diet while townsfolk are more progressive in this regard.
Also, killing pokemon could be a necessary evil considering a too high number of herbivores can devastated entire ecosystems, when e.g. they eat the bark of trees, which can result in forests dying. Unless there are no natural predators (which are mentioned multiple time in the pokedex), humans have to step in and cull their numbers. So why not put the meat to use when population control is inevitable?
>>57984940Well, you could target furries. Problem solved.
>>57985016There's quite a lot.
>>57986114Pokeballs are just a dystopic mean to record any pokemon in existence.
>>57986823>Or something much worseThe fire badger was pretty tame all things considered. There are far worse fates in the wilderness than being forced into being a stay-at-home spouse with a caring partner who mildly brainwashes you.
>>57986843Unless you mean horrors beyond human comprehesion, getting mauled is rather humane all things considered.
>>57986901idk about you but getting mauled to death sounds worse than being a housewarmer
It'd have to be very specific species that'd make for good eating. Predators higher up on the food chain are the endpoint for a lot of bacteria and parasites, Pokรฉmon comprised of gases, minerals and objects are just a choking hazard with little nutrition, Some Poison types could be viable with extensive preparation like with modern Fugu but you only need your chef to fuck up once, Ghosts might just curse or possess you if you even try. Pokรฉmon modelled after mammals, fish and birds we already eat IRL would be the safest options I think. You could also eat the bugs but sparingly, humans aren't actually that good at processing chitin in those amounts.
To turn the question around which wild Pokรฉmon species are the most dangerous to people?
>>57981564 (OP)What would be some good Pokรฉmon for a shut-in character? Three at most. I think a Porygon2 would be an obvious choice, but I don't know about the others. They'd have to be low-maintenance and not mind staying in a tiny apartment for long stretches of time.
>>57986905With "worse" stuff, I mean something like specific pokemon sucking your soul out and damning you to an existence of suffering. Compared to that, getting mauled is relatively quick.
>>57986928Well, the official pokemon shut in has a team of eeveelutions. Cats were my first thought as they are most likely to be the pets of irl shut ins. Komala and Slakoth are also good choices since they are content to sleep all day, or slow moving mons like the salt rock or a nosepass who don't need a lot of space to frolic. Then there are object mons and other urban habitat pokemon that would are already at home around buildings like trubish or klefki. I actually have a neet inspired character in one of my stories who has a magnemite.
>>57986910First thing that comes to mind is pokemon's poster boy for 'fuck everything, especially everything you love'.
>>57986928Indeedee to be your tardwrangler
>>57986928Oh, whismur would be good as its shy and tends to live in caves to hide from others. Other shy pokemon would work too. Maybe a ghost type of some kind. Another that comes to mind are bugs that are usually content to hang out in the dark. Wormadam line are sort of neets due to their implied immobility.
Do Pokemon use the bathroom or do they shit in the forest?
>>57986973They shit in their pokeballs.
>>57986953>>57986960>>57986967I gave it some more thought and Forretress came to mind. It'd just hang out and stare, maybe guard the apartment on the rare occasions the character had to go out. Ghosts might be a bit too mischievous and I intend to eventually make the character meet up with a Hex Maniac (fellow shut-in), so I don't want to give him one. Don't want to give him Indeedee because I want his Pokรฉmon to be a little "distant" from him, for plot reasons.
>>57986973All of their waste gets converted into Pokemon moves.
>>57987063>Gunk Shot>Sludge>Sludge Bomb>Sludge WaveSome poison types simply throw their waste at their foes.
>>57987063Wow just like elves with their mana
>>57987078It's all waste, don't be fooled by tidy looking water types and especially not by the foodmons
>>57986928a second porygon 2 and he thinks he only has one because he's never seen both at the same time
alternatively a bugger to represent having an infestation due to not cleaning
or a cactusmon because you can forget about them for years and they'll be relatively fine
>>57986928Hatenne because it hates strong emotions so a loser with no drive would be ideal for it. It would also push back against the shut-in if they ever want to start changing their life like the toxic roommate it is. It is apathy and lethargy personified.
>>57987195You know who ELSE is apathy and lethargy personified?
>>57986992Neet smut? Or something else?
>>57986389Same as Ghetsis, maybe?
>it might be revered but itโs still just a pokemonYou see the gods constantly partnering up with people after all.
>>57981564 (OP)I want to revisit my old fanfic of "Biologist goes out to research the Pokemon that are Domesticated, Wild, and Feral". I posted it here like, a year or two ago.
>>57987841What's the difference between feral and wild tho? I'm serious btw, I thought they were basically the same
>>57987998Feral is specifically something domesticated that turned wild. Why didn't you just look up the answer yourself dumb idiot baka
>>57987998In my story it's as such:
>Domesticated: A pokemon whose entire family line has been in human society one way or another. They're docile, playful and well tempered, and are soft, obedient, and cute. A domesticated Nidoking will be a bit bigger, with far rounded points, and has lost its ability to produce venom.>Wild: The Pokemon you find in the grasses and wilds, the outlying fields and forests. They have some interaction with humans, but keep their distance. More animalistic and standard. >Feral: Pokemon who have had next to no interaction with humans, and as such are aggressive and territorial. A feral Bidoof, for example, will try and scare off humans from its den.If we went with game stats, most Domesticated Pokemon are genuinely rather weak, with diminished abilities. They're also only able to use four moves. Wild Pokemon have average stats, and are difficult to catch. Feral Pokemon, by contrast, have higher base stats and have more than four moves, having gained them naturally as a result of harsh living standards.
>>57988062Hang on I drew a picture.
Yeah, here it is. "Gardevoir Studies".
I made a short 3 minute video. It's a story about a Litwick and his trainer after they meet in Celestial Tower.
It's pretty short and more of an experiment, but I honestly really like how it came out. It was my first attempt at using FL Studio (for the chill version of the Dragonspiral Tower theme at the beginning), and presenting things in a visual novel format.
I'm not sure if this qualifies for this thread, but as it is a story/fanfiction of sorts, I thought "hey, might as well give it a shot, nothing to lose".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjIgnWp5jic
>>57988146Hunting down and raping wild gardevoir while my domesticated Gardevoir holds them down and mocks them psychically!
>>57988197>Note to self: Don't tell the guys back in town where the Wild Gardevoirs congregate.
For how important he is to the franchise, people don't seem to give Pikachu a lot of thought in fanfic. There's never much depth to him, he just acts cute and says his name and occasionally shoots lightning. What is his personality, why does he keep refusing to evolve, what does he do when he's away from Ashโand does he need him to be strong?
>>57988347>people don't seem to give Pikachu a lot of thought in fanficHe's barely used, anon. Even Ashfics tend to drop him pretty fast for some reason and OC/SI stories would rather have an edgy mon or one they want to fuck.
>What is his personalityThe big brother in a party full of idiots or the straight guy
>why does he keep refusing to evolvePride maybe? He's not the only Pokรฉmon to do that, even the manga has the same deal.
>what does he do when he's away from AshDepends really, if he saw him get dragged into some mess he would look for Ash and act as the leader when a young Pokรฉmon is with him or a bodyguard if the human he is with doesn't have a team
>and does he need him to be strong?People really tend to forget that Pikachu was a shitter and got his shit kicked a lot before becoming his powerhouse, so does Ash need Pikachu to be a good trainer? Not really and from Hoenn onwards it was proved that he could train a team to be strong and without Yuyama's finger pressing him down a lot of things would have changed.
Anyways let's leave it at that before some autist starts seething about Ash like always
>>57981564 (OP)>HoennThey don't even clear Roxanne.
>>57988347I've got one of the MC's travelling companions have a Pikachu as her ace in a duo with a Meowth. It's sort of an Ashchu expy, but its personality is more 'shares a single braincell with its trainer' sort of vibe. They sort of act like mirrors to each other and like to be the center of attention. Meowth is totally on board, but is also mischievous so Pikachu has to act like the straight man to Meowth specifically.
>>57988347Pikachu is just as much, if not more, of an improvisation merchant as Ash is memed to be. In a good number of battles Ash will at some point shout some retarded non-command like "watch out!!" or "do something!" and Pikachu will come up with an answer on the fly. It's probably his greatest strength, along with his innate stubbornness. He refuses to evolve, refuses to go in a pokeball, and in a fight he'll refuse to go down until his tiny body can truly no longer take it, which is surprising for his size.
Does he NEED Ash? It's strange, Ash is so deeply retarded I truly believe Pikachu matches him in strategy against most opponents out of instinct and experience at this point, but maybe this unknowingly helps the two as it makes them more in synch and thus boosts their friendship and bond powers.
>>57988347>does he need him to be strongDoes Sidious need Plagueis?
>>57988712Well, did he? I thought he learned through holocrons
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>>57989336Humans were not supposed to be cultivating aura. Thousands of years of recorded human history yet not real world use found for humans cultivating aura.
Wanted to get stronger as a human anyways for a laugh? There's a thing for that called PSYCHICS.
"Yes please let me try to compete with pokemon using my frail human form. Please let me detonate my aura to nourish a big tree." - statements dreamed up by the insane.
>MC has pokemon that are strong enough to tango with the gods
>somehow still can't beat a bunch of Galactic goons, ensuring the main plotline remains on rails
What's the point
>>57989336Why are there jew stars at the top tho
>>57989336Why would I cultivate aura when I could just use my Mew genes to turn into a strong Pokemon and beat them without any hassle?
>>57989979They're little sheriff stars, only real rootin-tootin six shootin sheriffs of the wild west get that primer
>>57988347Because Pikachu is BORING.
And everyone's sick and tired of the meme rat being shoved down their throats and it somehow being an asspull machine capable of defeating Arceus, and in case of Ash's one, just to then the next week lose to a newly born Caterpie.
Pikachu SUCKS and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>57989589This shit is common in most fanfics, not just Pokemon. Author can't think of a new storyline to account for the changes in the setting/characters.
It can be even worse with SIs intentionally manipulating events so they stick to canon and that their metaknowledge remains relevant. You know the author is a hack in this case.
>>57990263Funnily enough Lucario and Charizard are just as boring but they get a pass because they look cool, almost every SI/OC will have one unless they're furries like NutriMan
>>57990441This is why I gave the Charizard line to the rival character who's philosophically opposed to the way my MC thinks a trainer should be.
>>57990441I've become a hipster and now only give Lucario/Charizard/Greninja to douche bag characters.
>>57989979>he knows nothing of the works of Solomon
>>57990509I've become a double hipster and use those pokemon just because I feel like it.
>>57990441The more time that passes the more I realize Travelerโs Ash was probably an anomaly.
Between Reshiram and Zekrom, which one do you think is more fitting for N?
Are the two altruistic in any manner or do they just go with their chosen's flow?
>>57990822N's barely knows anything about the real world and is operating on an ideology that was fed to him, so the big black pokemon of ideals is more fitting for him.
The two are altruistic to some extent going off their myths and the history that suggest they turned on the two princes.
>Mythology tells us that if people lose the righteousness in their hearts, their kingdoms will be razed by Zekrom's lightning
>>57990822I think N works best preaching the harsh truth of the incompatibility of humans and pokemon. His goal feels fundamentally pessimistic to me. So Reshiram for him. Aesthetically Reshiram is a better match too.
Then the protagonist represents idealistic belief in happy cooperation between humans and pokemon. There's a little asterisk there though that calling it idealistic sort of admits that the status quo is flawed and admits N's grievances aren't baseless, which would be dependent on your worldbuilding.
I kind of like the idea that Reshiram and Zekrom operate strictly on vibes with no particular judgements about who or what they are supporting. The entire idea of them choosing "champions" is rationalizing and mythologizing their behavior. Ultimately they're just sentimental and attach to people that inspire the same feelings in them that the Unovan heroes once did when the original dragon tore itself apart so that it could continue being with both.
>>57990822Both truth and ideals can be twisted to serve whatever purpose they are needed to serve. This is why either one can join or oppose N. Both need each other to truly reach their ideal potential, which is why they were once one whole dragon. I prefer there is no real canon answer as that allows more chances for interesting interpretations.
>>57990988Imagine not picking a side and becoming ambitionless like a chunk of ice.
>>57991017Shut up.
>Kyurem used kill child
>>57991017Or picking both and shoving the two back into the icy shell
>>57991030Sorry anon but that's entering fakemon territory so I'm going to have to cancel your idea there...
>>57991017God damn is it infuriating how people's outlooks on the world are just trend jumping regurgitation.
Picking a side for the sake of picking a side is just as bad as being too lazy to pick a side. Think for yourself for one god damn moment instead of spouting the latest flavor of the month philosophy.
You want to cuck yourself by picking a side? Then go pick ideals and be a blind idiot. Go pick truth and be a cog in a pointless machine. I'd not sitting on a fence, I'm buying both plots of land.
>>57991045There are only two ways to avoid picking a side. One is to be so strong that no side dares step on you. The other is to be like dog shit that no side would want to step on.
Buying plots of land on both sides? That only makes you a target to both.
Truth or Ideals. Red or Blue. ProSkub or AntiSkub. You must choose.
>>57991103You said yourself the answer is to be strong. Why would I ever accept less? Let the world crush me if it can, it would be a better fate than settling for the safety found in kneeling.
>>57991045Based cultivator refusing to bow to anyone, human, Pokรฉmon, gods or even the heavens
>>57990822I think both can work, but I prefer him as a Misguided Truth with Reshiram being opposed by Hilda/Hilbert and Zekrom's Naive Ideal.
N isn't entirely wrong, the existence of Team Plasma is ironically proof. But neither humans nor Pokemon truly want to be apart from one another, so the Hero and Zekrom oppose them for the sake of that foolish dream that one day all humans and Pokemon can exist in harmony
>>57991017>>57981564 (OP)>>57981564 (OP)
If NUTRITITON GOOD, it stands to reason the more you feed your Pokemon the stronger they become, no? And wouldn't this also be true for humans?
>>57991318>The true peak of humanity is not psychic, aura, or cultivation. It's through architecture. Dangerously based. Kill this man.
>>57991144The Lion rapes the dog that barks. How are you going to get that power in the first place without exploiting a side? Societal structures exist to benefit those at the top. If it looks like you're providing benefit, you will be crushed.
>>57991144The Lion rapes the dog that barks. How are you going to get that power in the first place without exploiting a side? Societal structures exist to benefit those at the top. If it looks like you're not providing benefit, you will be crushed.
>>57991380Maybe your warning is intended to be a kindness. I appreciate it if so. But all I can hear from your words is that you could not see yourself being strong. If you believe these things then they are things you've said to yourself. I can't judge. Asking others to risk being crushed because of what I believe is an arrogance I don't want.
But I do believe you're stronger than you think.
>>57991318>giant dragonite>totem pokemon>tapu final form>alphas>nobles>dynamax>whatever the fuck was going on in SV>most legendaries>AZ>Scott, the fat ringleader of the strongest trainers in the world>tree of life>the near total absence of pokemon getting smaller on evolutionThere's a strong correlation between size and power in the pokeverse. It stands to reason that the more you can consume, the more you can become.
>>57981564 (OP)Anything with some Dead Rhydon in it?
>>57991616I've seen the same question in /padt/ so just ignore him
>>57991573Planet-sized Complete Zygarde agrees.
>>57991658>Still on the planetToo small for Complete Zygarde.
>>57991689Still too small.
Complete Zygarde should dwarf the planet. Holding it in its hand.
>>57991694This is Toriko's Earth, which is actually the size of Jupiter.
>>57991698Now we're cooking.
>>57991658>I'm sure to win because my speed is superior!
>>57991712Tera Electric Regieleki against Dynamax Golurk
Zygayass JOBS to Rayquaza btw.
>>57991962Iโm expecting Fug to job in some capacity in ZA and give Zygarde its day in the sun. Unfortunately.
>>57991962>>57992139they're besties who both hate terraforming mongoloids, retards
>>57992145Nah Iโm calling it now,
>>57992139 is what will happen
>>57991658That dudes gonna need bigger swords.
Last thread I was talking with some anon about Yellow, this was what I meant
Has it ever been explained how some of the fossils turned extinct? I'm having a hard time believing that mons like Aerodactyl and Tyrantrum got outcompeted to extinction. Even Archeops with Defeatist would still be a powerhouse in the wild, ambushing prey with it's 140 attack, 112 spattack and 110 speed.
>>57992648>Aerodactyl and TyrantrumThey're both innately hyper aggressive asshole species, they probably kept biting off more they could chew and had no friends to save them when the consequences of their actions caught up to them.
The niggers of the ancient world.
>>57992648>changing ecosystems, natural or due to the fuckery of a powerful pokรฉmon with environmental powers.>decline in megafauna for one reason or another that leads to the decline of the big game hunters relying on them for their growth.>they simply evolved into new species, not gradually via generations but abruptly when new conditions were met as Pokรฉmon do.>lack of parental care, too much antisocial behavior and cannibalism within the species.>their main niche became unfeasible and they failed to adapt to a new one or were outcompeted in it by a newer species.
>>57991045The true centrist position.
>Ash's autistic ass gets haremshit fics
>But not PokรฉSpe Red
When's the right time to evolve a Pokemon? I'm trying to get my MC to be strong enough to deal with real opposing trainers who aren't scaled to them but ideally a bit beyond them. There are a couple narrative forces at play trying to make the evolution happen, but as I'm writing the chapter the evolution is supposed to happen in, it's just not feeling earned. We haven't spent enough time with the pre-evo yet.
It doesn't help I already evolved a Mon "ahead of time" so to speak, but that's more story based
>>57993690My rough timeline is that I want each evolution stage to have a character arc it must fulfill before evolving. Let the Pokemon fully showcase who it is at that stage of their growth, then induce change with a new form and maybe a new attitude. My MC's main partner is also getting a secondary arc out of trying to evolve at all, by nature of evolving through a held item.
>>57993486Itโs more like Ash is much more well-known desu
>>57990441Lucario and Charizard are much more widespread Pokemon so it's easier to get away with it.
For better or for worse, Pikachu is way too tied-up at the hip to Ash, and Red for that matter. People want to avoid such baggage.
Ironically enough, I think Anime Lucario always being so BORING, literally only Cameron's Lucario has a personality, all the others are just 2cool4school serious no fun allowed dudes, so people think "I can do Lucario better, I can actually give it a personality" and the saddest part is that the bar is extremely low so it's something anyone can do without much worry.
Add Aurawank and that's another plus to having a Lucario in.
Charizard despite being so popular, it IS the species as a whole, there's no THE Charizard. Ash's Charizard got booted out and never returned, Alain's lives in infamy, no one cares at best and hates Leon's at worst. And then there's the general shafting of Y for X. There's not been a "Charizard" that has been "handled well" so just like Lucario people think they will be the ones to do it.
The real odd one out of the equation is Greninja. Genuinely cannot think of a single relevant fic that's got a Greninja as part of the main cast. Guess it goes to show how deep the stain the Kalos League left runs.
>>57993486Red is for serious stories or self insert power fantasies, Ash is for self insert shipping fantasies or self insert bully revenge stories.
>>57993690This made me realize that my MCs so far have either had all had pokemon that were fully evolved at the start of the story, or who I don't intend for them to evolve during the story. Besides maybe one or two. I've had one borrowed pokemon who evolved in the MCs care for plot reasons, and I do intend that one of their pokemon will eventually evolve. But I don't really include evolutions much in my stories.
>>57993801The buildup to Greninja is incredibly gay and Greninja itself is overrated by animefags and overshadowed by the superior Delphox.
>>57993690I'm going to have my MC have his 'starter' for about an arc or two, then it'll evolve for the first time at a moment with narrative depth, probably during his first encounter with a group of bad guys. It'll evolve again like two chapters later because it's a Zubat and he treats it good.
>>57992414Is boosting your pokemon's level through Aura bullshit tournament legal?
>>57994226You can count things that aren't tournament legal on one hand. Random bullshit off the top of my head that has been tournament legal at some point in the series.
-Using non-pokemon resources to aid a pokemon in battle (Using healing items, equipment for activating Megas/Z-moves/Dynamax/Terra)
-Unintended use of outside objects outside of the arena/collateral damage (The sprinklers Ash's battle against Brock)
-Leaving the immediate area of the arena (Charizard using seismic toss on Blaine's Magmar)
-Causing physical harm to the trainer mid battle (Ash vs Team Rocket at the Viridian City gym)
-Kidnapping your opponent (Anime Sabrina)
-Using a pokemon you never captured (Haunter vs Sabrina)
-Threatening to kill yourself if your opponent defeats you (Kaiba vs Yugi)
Some of these are a bit of a stretch, but you get the picture. Its much harder to think of things that aren't tournament legal.
>>57994300>Unintended use of outside objects outside of the arena/collateral damage (The sprinklers Ash's battle against Brock)I'm pretty sure that WAS illegal, Brock just respected the moxie.
>>57994300>Threatening to kill yourself if your opponent defeats you (Kaiba vs Yugi)Man, Johto Journeys got weird
>>57994300I'd be surprised if the anime had any rules at all.
>Threatening to kill yourself if your opponent defeats youTechnically it would been Yugi committing a murder. At most it would have been assisted suicide.
>>57994420'ccording to the Indigo League bulbapedia page:
>Rules and regulations>The following conditions cause the Pokรฉmon to lose the battle:>The Trainer recalls the Pokรฉmon>The Pokรฉmon is unable to continue battling>The Pokรฉmon falls asleep>The Pokรฉmon refuses to battle
>>57994537Absolutely wild that all this shit you can't do in the games is legal, but 3/4 of these are actual mechanics you can keep battling through in game.
>>57994537Wild how OP sleep is with so little counterplay
>>57994537My new OP SI metaknowledge slopfic is gonna be about a guy sweeping the league with a bunch of sleepmons. The final boss is a team of six Insomnia Hoothoot.
>>57994640That's when he learns to use the power of SLEEP for himself, and wins with a Rest Talk sweeper mon.
>>57994640I see, being a flying specialist is finally paying off for Lance.
>>57993822I have never seen anything with pokespe red tho, game red has been acting like the Solo Leveling dude before that shit exploded in popularity btw which is funny as fuck
>>57994906We need a Red fic where only his pokemon are able to level up and evolve so he can Solo Red all over kanto
>>57994906In fanfics of course, I forgot that part
>>57992648Does the existence of Aerodactyl material in amber imply that the species was endemic to ancient coniferous forests, which means that Aerodactyl lived much colder climates than commonly believed?
How could there even be DNA inside the amber? Were juvenile specimens actually much smaller and ate insects from trees? Maybe adults rubbed their bodies on trees as a way to mark territory and the sap from damaged trees then hardened and peeled away some skin cells.
Or what if Mega Aerodactyl is actually a flying grass type and the rocks are actually petrified wood, a result of the flawed revival process. That would mean the sap that forms the amber actually from comes from the woody parts of a true Aerodactyl or is its blood and could theoretically contain DNA.
>>57994623Always has been.
>>57994963Fascinating theories. This is the kind of off the wall thinking we need in this community.
>>57994537>Throw out a Snorlax>Use Rest>Instantly lose
>>57995275>Wait! Snorlax is standing back up! He's beaten the regulation three-count!>His eyes are still closed and he appears disoriented, but the judges have ruled that he must be awake. The match will continue.
>>57994963wasn't it just a jurassic park type thing where a bugger sucked some blood from one and then got glooped up in amber
or did I make that up in my head
>>57995311No, you're right. The bug just gets downplayed in more recent remakes due to being a non-pokemon animal.
>>57995332Why did you post someone that will remind us that Pokรฉmon isn't about hardwork but actually about genetics, fate/destiny and nepotism?
Why does every transformed into a pokemon fic give the main character anxiety? And why the fuck do they angst around about being a Pokรฉmon? I just want a story where someone gets transformed/isekaiโd into a pokemon and is totally thrilled about it.
>>57995379Because the ones that don't tend to get horny.
>>57995311>>57995312The Aerodactyl DNA would be contaminated though, as you would have the bug's DNA in there as well. Unless the tech in Pokรฉmon is able to get rid or this impurities.
Generally speaking, the revival tech is kind of weird, considering fossils. Over millions of years, the biological matter degrades and is replaced with anorganic matter, in other words petrifies. The only thing that's authentic is the skeletal structure, but that doesn't constitute an organism's DNA in the slightest.
It's either
>A) Don't think too hard about it, it's magical sci-fi tech. They somehow managed to get DNA from a source that doesn't contain DNA anymore.>B) All of the scientists made some, if not all of the DNA up, so all the fossil pokemon except for Aerodactyl are man-made creations that didn't exist in the past.
>>57995847C) Pokรฉmon "DNA" is just built different
>>57995312You could just say itโs an extinct ancient Pokemon that conveniently looks just like a mosquito
>>57996231the old artwork for the amber has a literal mosquito inside of it
>>57996258I know, thatโs what Iโm talking about
It looks like a mosquito, but it could be called a type of Pokemon in headcanon if you want to avoid including animals in the world
>>57996298Yeah, but then they would have to make a pokemon for it. It's easier to ignore.
Honestly though, a past paradox mosquito pokemon implied to be the amber bug would have been cool as hell. Missed opportunity.
>>57996314Past paradox Buzzswole ancestor.
>>57996314>Yeah, but then they would have to make a pokemon for it. It's easier to ignore.Literally just have a scientist call it "an ancient Bug-type species" and move on. You don't need to make its stat table and move list, at most a name if some character would ask it.
>>57992648You could just say an ancient disease wiped them out due to their already low population it's not unusual.
>>57996405But they don't need to do that when they can just ignore it. It's a cleaner solution.
>>57996330>Past Paradox Buzzswole>A paradoxical ancestor of a pokemon from another dimension is the reason we have aerodactylAbsolutely deranged, I love it.
>>57996531>But they don't need to do that when they can just ignore it. It's a cleaner solution.Literally isn't when the entire conversation started with the autistic foible of how DNA could be carried in amber. There is an overanalyzed question being asked either way.
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Why is nobody else mixing and matching DNA, since that's apparently something you can do?
>>57996590It is horrendously unethical, and also frankly more difficult at this point than just bringing the Pokemon back correctly - especially if you're aiming to get a viable creature out of it. Cara Liss is frankly lucky she's been creating abominations that can survive and not just fall apart at the seams.
>>57996590Ghetsis took the DNA splicer
>>57996536Letting autists grumble on the internet is still a cleaner than going out of their way to further complicate the lore.
>>57996590Realistically itโs because gamefreak doesnโt care about in-world coherency. In-universe this really shouldnโt be a thing
>>57996590>Nobody elseAhem.
Mewtwo
Genesect
Type: Null
Type: Null for sure, the others are are speculation. But the fact of the matter is Type: Null and the others is what you can do with the resources of a large company, and the Galar fossils is what you get from a lone maniac.
>>57996590because it's against Arceus teachings
>>57996614That's idiotic. Insultingly idiotic. Creating stuff is the whole reason you're writing in the first place. If you want there to be an ancient extinct species hinted at in your story, there's no sane reason to argue you shouldn't mention them. Go kill yourself and then think about why you're even doing this in the first place if your gut reaction is to make nothing at all.
How would an ancient human revived from a prehistoric fossil differ from a modern human?
>>57996801>Creating stuff is the whole reason you're writing in the first place. Us, yes. Gamefreak, no. They prefer the bare minimum.
>>57996801Jesus christ anon, chill. I'm not the one making these decisions at gamefreak, I'm just telling you the likely reality of why these things are the way they are. Hell, I came up with my own idea for something better right here.
>>57996314You gotta not let these kinds of things get to you so much man. I get it, its frustrating that Pokemon is ultimately a tool for a company to make money. But we as fans don't need to be at each other's throats about it.
>>57996808it has the rock type
>>57996808Peak human form, very feral, oozing type aura, high appetite. Lacking the civility required for proper cultivation, nutrition is what determined prehistoric people's aura quality, so they have an innate drive to consume, and are much better at refining and assimilating foreign aura than modern humans. They see all Pokemon as potential meals, particularly craving those of the type they are attuned to.
Given that auric exchange is also possible through intercourse, they have very high sex drives and are very easy to seduce.
>>57996879dual cultivation is NOT real you will NOT enhance your aura with type energy and you WILL get super stds from fucking pokemon
>>57996590An actually well thought out congruent hybrid is too overpowered so you'll have to make do with living jokes.
>>57997115We could've had other English mythological creatures like Griffins and Cockatrices which could've been the product of hybridization and then to muddy the waters, introduce a complete platypus pokemon fossil.
Bring up accusations of someone claiming it's just a Psyduck head with a Drizzle body.
Do you guys think human psychics were treated as witches in ancient times?
>>57997528Different cultures would treat them differently, most likely. In some they would be ostracized, in others they would revered. Just like witch equivalents in real life.
>>57997528Probably not unless they were actively fucking with people. Magical phenomenon already exist in Pokรฉmon. Some guy using telepathy, floating or bending a spoon would freak out an inquisition of our world but its positively mundane in theirs.
I could see inter-religious conflicts from cults that idolize and revere legendary Pokรฉmon.
>>57997528Psychics and others wielders of type aura would have naturally ruled over all early human settlements. There's just no way for normies to resist them.
>>57997618All it takes is one merchant selling good sticks and suddenly the tyrannical aura rulers lose everything.
>>57997618>Ugh have plan to kill Nug>But Nug make ROCK FLOAT>While Nug make rock float, Fug go behind and stab Nug with pointy stick
>>57997618Most psychics arenโt even close to being impressive. I imagine any uppity ones either got ganked or had domesticated pokemon siccโd on them.
>>57984682It should be done sexually.
>>57984682Berries are fucking magic and most Pokemon can survive off of them, including carnivores. They aren't so common as to be post-scarcity though, so depending on environment wild Pokemon eating each other is not uncommon.
Most commercial meat in the modern era is lab grown and harvested from braindead clones.
>>57997655>>57997632>>57997627Humans < Humans with superpowers.
>a-ackshually we are sure to win because our numbers are superioโFive people jump the psychic with primitive weapons? Mind crushed. Hunting party comes across a fire aura master? Roasted in seconds. Good luck gathering a force to fight aura users without having an aura user on your side.
>b-but our domesticated pokemโNo pokecenters to roll back injuries, and no pokeballs to make taming an easy endeavor, especially with stronger monsters. They were a costly investment that was at risk when fighting a human, as people are smarter than a pokemon and capable of outwitting it.
>>57997712>Nobody who has ever been at a disadvantage has ever won a fightCome on anon.
>>57997618>>57997712You just described the Zero no Tsukaima lore btw
>>57997712Bro thinks he's the veilstone swordsman instead of just some guy who can barely float a pebble or generate more saliva than the average human.
>No pokecenters to roll back injuriesLack of healthcare is more damning for humans than animals, especially when you're encouraging everyone to poison you or take potshots from afar with ranged sticks.
>>57997712Exactly as you say, no medical centers to fix injuries.
All Grug and his friends need is one good throw and Aura users day is ruined.
>trapping you inside an invisible cube
>>57997742>stabs you>I slashed somebody's tires on the way here just so that I would be evil enough to ignore your bullshitLol. Lmao even.
>>57997618Ancient kings would have used eugenics to get all those powers in their bloodline. It makes zero sense not to, imagine being a monarch and being able to mindrape all your disobedient vassals and know their schemes before the moment they form them or just being physically tough, longer lived and much harder to assassinate.
>>57997731>>57997737People naturally place the strongest in positions of leadership. You wouldn't want to assassinate Grug in the first place because everyone knows Grug has special powers given by the Gods and hurting him could incur their wrath. Plus, he's keeping you safe from the nightmare horror creatures that threaten your very existence, so why would you?
>>57997735Most psychics can do a pokeball, and they can make it do tricks, go up and down, stuff like that. Instead of a Pokeball imagine it's one or two incredibly sharp blades, and all he needs to do to slice someone's throat open is think about it. Maybe he keeps them hidden in the foliage around him, so you never see them coming. You don't need much if you know how to use it.
>>57997755>eugenics your bloodline to have powerful psychic abilities>end up as inbred dumbasses who can't fully utilize their powersYeah, it worked so well for in real life.
>>57997758If it takes most psychics all their focus just to make something leisurely go up and down, they're not on the same level as Ching Chongchong who can control several flying swords in perfect unison at lethal speeds.
You'd need to seriously buff psychics in your setting for them to control weapons at lethal levels. And even then they'd still vulnerable to Peasant#451519 who carved an atlatl and is feeling lucky, so you'd have to buff them much more to fulfill the dominatrix psychic setting you're after.
Even Pokespe didn't take things this far.
>>57997768Bringing in outsider blood based on supernatural ability is the opposite of inbreeding retard.
>>57997712>dude every psychic is like Sabrina I swearNah
>>57997758See, now you're changing the scenarios around. Now it's 'no no, people wouldn't WANT to kill him'.
As for the blade thing, that's classic escalation. And not in the meme way.
Throws rock at you > just survive having a rock thrown at you > throw knife at you > get a shield > hide lots of knives around the area > wear full body armor, etc.
This is simply how warfare has always evolved. Psychics aren't going to always find themselves on the top just because they have some advantages. In the past we had physically strong warriors that devoted their life to combat, and then guns came around and suddenly the biggest wimp could suddenly take them out. Assuming an advantage can't be worked around is folly.
Is that you ESCALATION anon?
>>57997786Jeeze, somebody is cranky. Learn to use logic instead of crying.
I'm just pointing out that the thing you are describing happened in real life. That's what eugenics eventually leads too. There will improve their psychic powers, and it will come to a point where the only psychics that can fulfill their rising standards of quality are their own bloodline. So inbreeding will become their only option to try and improve their superiority over their rivals. Bada bing, bada boom, your inbred cousin is bending spoons.
>>57997796No, I just watched a Batman movie once.
>>57997811Aww, I thought we were gonna argue about muh honorable criminal organization following the league's rules...
>>57997817I have only ever seen an annoying amount of people complain about that than anybody actually say that. I fear you may have over corrected in your mockery of a schizo and have become a new schizo.
>>57997837Well, Batman was right at the end of the day.
>>57997781You're missing the point. If it's not blades, maybe he keeps much lighter pouches of poison powder which he can freely direct into people's nose and mouth. Or maybe it's tiny ground up shards of glass that cause internal bleeding. There is a lot you can do if you're being a min-maxing redditor about it. He still has an advantage over the average human.
>>57997792Yes, aura users are killable and they can be worked around. That doesn't change the fact that their abilities make them very valuable. If not the ruling class, they'd be closely associated with the upper echelons of their society, like the hyper-competent and the talented often are.
>>57997742>not even a psychic, btw
>Fire aura bandit walks into my village and declares himself ruler
>He immediately gets jumped and holes himself up in a storehouse like a bitch
>Village warriors choose to wait for him to die of his poisoned wounds because any more fighting would risk the village's security against neighboring factions
>Nobody shares my worry he'll try to burn the village down in his final moments out of spite
>Remember stories about how fairies will do anything for a firstborn
>Don't know what a fairy is, only that they're a pokemon
>Leave the village to find one
>Finally find one of the yellow-orangey four-legged things at night and ask it for help
>Rather than attacking or dismissing me on the spot like I feared, the little one hears me out and takes me into its cave to meet what I assume is its mother
>She, and she is most definitely a she, simply looks at me in confusion
>I hurriedly explain my situation and offer her my first born for aid
>Her eyes go wide and she covers her mouth. After a moment's hesitation and eyeing me up and down, she eagerly agrees to my proposal
>Smoke in the distance confirms my fears, so I hurry our pace
>Now in the village, there are only three sounds that can be heard: the roar of fire, the cries of people who couldn't evacuate, and the loud monologue of an aura bandit on a power trip
>All three are immediately silenced when with a single flick of the pokemon's wand, every fire is put out
>The bandit doesn't have time to look our way before a bright beam shoots out of the fairy's wand and explodes his head
>Even aura masters live in fear of pokemon
>Survivors start cheering and singing my praises
>The single women all rush towards me, wanting to hook up with the big shot who somehow tamed a pokemon
>Suddenly the pokemon flicks her wand, harmlessly blowing all the women away
>Her arms drape around my shoulders and her leg wraps around my waist, daring any to dispute her claim
>Tfw history remembers me not as a hero but as the world's first pokephile
Just a reminder that aurafags don't leave their bodies when they die
>>57997758>he's keeping you safe from the nightmare horror creatures that threaten your very existenceAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A FUCKING PIDGEY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57998156>this is what Aurafags want you to think a Pidgey is capable of
>>57998172yeah man that's just like a normal gust attack
40 power means it kills 40 billion people on average every time it's used
>>57998181Thats how my dad died
>>57998183The STRONGEST aura user in all of human history, stronger than Sir Eh'ruhn himself, was defeated so easily by a Pidgey's Gust.
Aura bros, not like this...
>>57997758If you manage to kill Grug, that means he lost favor with the gods and they now support you instead
>>57991573Yeah this is a thing in your typical Xianxia, where Spirit Beasts have a beast core and can rise through cultivation simply by eating a lot.
Though the greater boosts in cultivation often come from snacking on mystical fruits, or say some million year old ginseng.
Such resources are hotly contested over, comparable to cultivators scheming against each other at an auction house for a foundation establishment pill.
>>57998492Preaching to the choir. I wish there were more than just 3 cultivation-esque fics, and no I don't include the many chinese mtl-translated ones.
>>57978919If you were to incorporate weapons / guns into your story, how would you do that without shifting the whole focus on guns?
>inb4 PalworldHow advanced would the Pokรฉworld's military tech be?
There are a few canon references, like:
>games: Galactic Bomb, Genesect, Plasma Frigate, Ultimate Weapon, Expansion Suit>anime ignoring Team Rocket's gags or early-anime-weirdness: airships, missiles, missile submarines, figher jetsHow would you explain the absence of weapons or the military lorewise (Gen1 vs. newer gens; no military intervention during canon end-of-the-world scenarios)? Did the Pokรฉworld turn pacifistic so guns became outlawed, not to mention pokemon being way better "weapons"? Or are guns only reserved for military and special forces, with police forces being sufficiently equipped with pokemon and non-lethal weapons like batons?
What would the power scaling between weapons and pokemon be?
A) Guns are underpowered and thus useless, as even the weakest pokemon species can become bulletproof via moves / abilities / items etc.
B) Guns are capable of harming pokemon, yet fighting more powerful ones still requires you using pokemon of your own.
C) Guns are overpowered, capable of causing massive destruction, with super weapons even surpassing the power of legendaries.
D) It's a mix of A)-C). There are outdated weaker and modern stronger weapons. With most pokemon being adapted to the former, and the latter being specifically designed to exploit certain type or species related weaknesses or enhanced by drawing their power from a legendary pokemon or artefacts.
>>57997986>Pokemon training has its origin in pokephiliaI wouldn't be surprised.
>>57998700lord pidgey can beat the american army as whole with its powerful GUST
>>57998700Type elemental bullets, it doesn't only fit the setting but can also be used to make combat more dynamic like a Pokรฉmon battle
>>57998700I considered what kind of role firearms would play in a Pokemon-style world, and allowed them to appear there.
>how would you do that without shifting the whole focus on gunsThat's like saying that if you acknowledge the existence of cars then the whole story would become about driving.
>>57998948>nails the landingNice
>>57999048A trainer should be fit, yes.
>>57999128Bro I've played Ness in smash that had nothing to do with fitness.
>>57999333Ness is a psychic chad tho
>>57998700Werenโt there guns in certain anime episodes? Anyway it has to be D, Pokemon can train and become tougher, but not all pokemon can withstand a bullet.
>>57998700>D) It's a mix of A)-C). There are outdated weaker and modern stronger weapons. With most pokemon being adapted to the former, and the latter being specifically designed to exploit certain type or species related weaknesses or enhanced by drawing their power from a legendary pokemon or artefactsThis, fucking this. You can even say that humans adapted too so they're bulletproof to a certain point making normal bullets useless so freezing bullets, explosive bullets, poison bullets and so on are all the rage for anyone interested
>>57998910a lone pidgey's gust attack destroyed the Pokรฉmon world equivalent for the mongol invasion of japan.
>>57998948Mmm, I kinda want to write some capeshit inspired story and looking at Miles Morales his powers kinda fit him...
Maybe one day
>>57999580Based around how in Legends ZA the streets of Lumiose turn into a PG version of The Purge, I could see some capeshit inspired content working there. The anime already did Blaziken Man there.
>>57999420Exactly, Ash just used Ness's mid air jump. His reorientation and slowdown mid air is uncanny.
The only conclusion is that Ash is actually psychic. Which makes sense as he was able to bend that spoon in the original series.
>>57999659Are there any real differences between psychics and aurafags?
>>57999836Psychics are based and real. Aurafags are cringe and fake.
>>57999836I wrote a whole dissertation about that a thread or two ago.
>>57998910But could it defeat something as patriotic as Lt. Surge with an M16 riding a Braviary?
>>57998917Yeah, customized ammunition would be crucial. If we think of it as type based attacks, then some ammunition could be even dual types.
Bullets
>steel bullets (Steel) = armor piercing>lead bullets (Steel/Poison)>incendiary bullets (Fire)>incendiary bullets containing white phosphorus (Fire/Poison)Shells
>steel pellets (Steel)>lead pellets (Steel/Poison)>stone fragments (Rock)>dragon scales (Dragon)Throwers
>Flames (Fire)>Liquid Nitrogen (Ice)>Acid (Poison)Grenades
>Fragmentation Grenades (Normal / Steel) (Rock)/(Dragon), depending on the fragments' material>Explosives (Normal / Fire)>Poison Gas (Flying / Poison)>"Holy Flashbang" (Fairy)Mines
>Landmines (Ground / Fire or Normal)>Claymores (Ground / Steel)Fairy Types would be royally fucked in modern warfare.
>>57998930I thought about criticism regarding battles / confrontations devolving into pure gun fights, while pokemon battles should be the main form of fighting. But if it's balanced and reasonable, it should technically work.
>>57998948Huh, ice beams. Noted.
>>57999437Yes, primarily in the first gens. But that's the anime-weirdness I wrote about. Later gens were mostly gun free, except for the instances I've mentioned (like Garchomp racing a fighter jet in the Gen6 anime (well, during an intermission)).
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>>58000000Fuark! Hard to argue against this.
I fucking kneel, I will destroy all my auraslop writing and changing to psychic powers
>>58000000Aurafags eliminated.
>>58000000Aurafags BROKEN under the heel of Psychic Gigachads and Zygarde
>>58000000Psychic Chads king of Sex(ts), confirmed.
>>58000000I like both tbhonest
Psychic is my favorite type though
>>58000000Jedi Chads we won
>>58000000Aurafags will never recover from this
What's wrong with just working together with your pokemon? Why the need for unnecessary powers when your trusted partners are right beside you?
>>58000117How can you work together with your pokemon without powers? Shouting orders from 20 feet away is about as involved as sitting on the corner couch and watching your wife touch herself. Is that what you are anon? Are you a little cuck?
>>58000117Because gym/league battles and spars are different from real battles with criminals trying to harm you? In the later you have to use anything to keep yourself safe
>>58000117A trainer should fight at their side when needed
>>58000127>>58000135Ok yeah. Carry a weapon and/or learn how to fight. Still, no need for powers.
>>58000000aurafags eternally btfo
>>58000127>criminals trying to harm youactually criminals in the Pokemon world are nice and they let you go if you have no more Pokemon
>>58000000GEG
RILEY AND HIS โCARIO ARE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>58000145Pic related being a things makes me unable to think that, call me a coward but I refuse to let that happen to me even if it's only a 000.0001% chances of it happening to me.
>>58000137What if you find a Faller with powers as his cheats?
>>58000145Pic related being a thing makes me unable to think that, call me a coward but I refuse to let that happen to me even if it's only a 000.0001% chance of it happening to me.
>>58000137What if you find a Faller with powers as his cheats?
>>58000000Lucario got eternally buck broken.
>>58000204>I refuse to let that happen to me even if it's only a 000.0001% chanceBut... This is technically true of real life too. What powers are you developing to prevent this?
>>57998948Holy FUARK my hero...is STRONG....
>>58000204If I find a Faller with cheats then I would simply beat them by being the main character.
>>58000000...when it comes to swallowing semen.
>>58000226Wasn't Lucario already a buttslut? lol
>>58000519Psychicfags will BEG AuraGODS for help when a Darkfag shows up to their town and starts doing edgy dark shit
Taunt
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>>58000564Nice try faggot, all psychics think they're so clever doing the eye shit
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>>58000559>punches you once>shatter all your bones immediatelyAll in a day's work
>rips out souls
Ghostchads rule
>>58000770Forever subservient to darkchads (the canonical embodiment of death as proven by Yveltal btw). Imagine being CVCKED out of your own type's concept. What a fucking BITCH. Imagine JOBBING to fucking n*rmals, too. KEKAROO!
>>58000795>Imagine being CVCKED out of your own type's concept.Erm actually ghosts are in the undead category and not the dead.
Meet the apex predator... Shadow Pokemon! Super Effective against every single type out there!
>>58000795>the canonical embodiment of death as proven by Yveltal btwBut Oblivion Wing is Flying-type. Which means that once again Pidgey is the death-granting menace.
>>58000000Lel, get fucked Fighters.
>Anon uses Psychic
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