Thread 57991369

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE VERY BEST
SINCE GAMEFREAK'S BEEN AROUND
THE OTHER STARTERS CAN'T COMPARE
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY CROWN

YOU CAN SEARCH THE ENTIRE DEX
FROM BULBASAUR TO SNOM
STILL YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY MONS
THAT I DON'T FUCKING MOG

CHARIZARD ( I AM NUMBER ONE)
SO COPE AND SEETHE
THIS FRANCHISE IS ABOUT ME

CHARIZARD
OOOOOOOH I LOVE YOUR TEARS
I'LL BE SHILLED FOR COUNTLESS YEARS

CHARIZARD ( I AM NUMBER ONE)
MY G-MAX RUUUUUUULES
2 MEGAS , AND IN SMASH TOO

YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS , COPE AND SEETHE

SUCK-MY-DIIIIIIICK!

I AM CHARIZARD (I AM CHARIZARD)
NUMBER ONE!

SOVL OVERLOAD

>>57991369 (OP)
>Not Planet-sized
Worthless shitmon.

>>57991377
That's why she needs to be inflated into a planet-sized blimp.
Would she be useless in battle? Yes, but my dick would get hard looking at her.

>>57991434
Man, imagine needing Inflation to be Planet-sized...
You're not a true Planet-sized Pokémon.

>>57991369 (OP)
Trvth nvke.

Which starter was historically the best in the gen 1 meta? Was it Blastoise by default?

>Poison typing was cursed thanks to the psychic imbalance

>Grass offense was so bad in gen 1 their strongest attack was razor leaf

>Realistically Fire/Flying is one of the most difficult types to use, especially without weather

>No ice resistance in gen 1.

Still not Planet-sized, huh.

>>57993026
>Still doesn't explain why it's the best design
And again, still not Planet-sized.

>>57991369 (OP)
Charizard is the Asuka of pokemon
Blastoise is the Rei of pokemon
Venusaur is the Misato of pokemon

Real ones will understand

>>57993046
Shut up weab. You have like 2 out of 3 of the worst boards on this website.

>>57993065
Pokemon is also anime

>>57993030
He's planet sized in everyone's heads instead

>>57993087
Not weebime. No one normal watches "The Time I Became 14 and Got a Harem". You're a freak and a failure.

>>57993111
Doesn't count. I need a physical proof.

>>57993122
Bruh. Where is all this hostility coming from? Why are you so riled up over referencing starter pokemon preference to Evangelion?

>>57993134
Because you're a gross pedo. Your kind used to be stoned on sight. You're a mistake and everyone knows it.

>>57993143
What the hell are you talking about? Who the fuck said anything about pedos? What exactly triggered you?

>>57993143
It must really grind your gears that you hate certain people so much, but have absolutely no power to punish them. Sad!

>>57993147
Ask the closet family right now if they see your weebslop as having pedophilic or inappropriate moments. You won't do it. You're not ready for that. You just want to keep being disgusting while wondering why everyone finds you gross. Imagine raising a basement pedo like you. That would be absolutely devastating to any parent.

>>57991369 (OP)
Trvke

>>57993161
Bro this thread was about joking about starter pokemon preferences and out of nowhere you start screeching about pedos and throwing around baseless accusations not relevant to anything being discussed.

It unironically sounds like you are projecting some weird personal problem you have and taking it out on strangers online isnt going to help you. Try therapy dude you sound like you need it.

>>57993111
>>57993132
Still waiting on your showing of a Planet-sized Charizard, OP.

>>57993122
anime website
>>57993143
>guy with violent delusions about strangers thinks he's the sane one
stay away from kids

>>57993026
>screenshotting your own post
all it shows is your pathetic cuck fetish you know that right?