Thread 57995782

i want to kiss lillie

>>57995791
She'd rather tongue your anus.

>>57995782 (OP)
I want to have sex with this minor

AIslop

>>57995782 (OP)
I never caught a shiny pre xy because my first games were oras but I’ve caught shinies in games that came out before xy
(glada the kyurem my beloved)

>>57995794
i want to kiss her after!

>>57995791
>>57995794
>>57996019
Stay on topic you porn addicted virgins

>>57996052
? The topic is sex with minors. OP wouldn't include such a pic otherwise

>>57995782 (OP)
>Intentionally evading post filters

>>57996023
But Lillie's scary faces are canon.

>>57996074
Reminder that the feds monitor this site and will but you on a watch list just for this post, expect a visit to your house if you keep posting that shit here

>>57996570
>>57996543
I don't live in Israel's slave states of america buddy

>>57995782 (OP)
Lillie may be sweet and gentle but she's Lusamine's daughter and I'd like to awaken her inner femdom queen.

>>57996543
>even the fucking fbi ask for tips
It's unbelievable how buck broken amerimutts are

>>57996543
filing false reports is a crime. They don't give a shit about drawings and roleplay because they aren't mentally ill

>>57996866
so fucking zased...

>>57995782 (OP)
>>57995791
>OP unrelated to image
>First post is something lewd Softcore or hardcore doesn't matter

10/10, never change /vp/. Anyway, the only shinies I ever have was a shiny Tentacool and Poochyena in RSE, a shiny Koffing in FRLG, a shiny Cleffa and V Unown in GSC, and a shiny Starly in DPPt.
As for unlucky misses, I found a shiny Vineplume in the Battle Pyramid, and I killed a shiny Ponyta while grinding in Mt Silver.

why is lillie such a bitch

>>57996052
no, you fucking idiot

I still haven't encountered a shiny.

>>57997224
>Ehhh?! Even though it's only one in 4096 these days? Wooow anon, you're such a pathetic loser!
i haven't either :(

>>57997224
>>57997275
just play SV, you'll find one in no time

>>57995782 (OP)
My first pokemon game was Blue, followed by Y, so I didn't really have a chance to.
>>57996543
>>57996570
Lolicon is legal as per United States v. Handley.

>>57995782 (OP)
I caught a Shiny Poochyena in Sapphire once.

>>57995782 (OP)
encountered and lost my first shiny in the HeartGold Safari Zone
caught my first shiny with a Durant in White
then Corsola, Nidoran M, and Geodude in HeartGold
Joltik in Black 2
Pumpkaboo in Y
got wonder traded a shiny Vulpix in Y that I'm afraid to move up into Home because I've always been worried that the OT hacked it
just got a Raticate in Diamond after 17 years of playing it

then I learned how to use the Poke Radar properly and got a bunch more
then I learned how to RNG manip and it's fuckin' over

>>57995782 (OP)
Is there a name for this face she is doing?

>>57996570
XDDDDDDDDDDD

:^)

>>57995782 (OP)
>got a full odds shiny gastly in frlg
>also had emerald so i got to clone it
>also had gale of darkness so i got to see it in 3d
>also had an original ds so i got to see it in diamond
>all of those games magically disappeared between moves before i turned 16

In white, I caught two full odds shinies. My first was archeops. I was soft resetting to get an okay nature and got a shiny with a horrible one. The same day, I found a shiny boldore.

>>57995782 (OP)
i found a full odds shiny sableye in emerald and full odds shiny hoothoot in diamond in the same week

Pretty sure the only Gen I DIDN'T find a wild shiny in was Gen 4. Found a wild shiny Sandshrew in Union cave in Gold, found a Machop and either a Zubat or Golbat in FireRed (lost 'em as the cart was bootlegged and wiped the file when I tried to connect to Gen 4) and then found picrel in Gen 5. I did try and runaway hunt Shaymin in Platinum but ultimately didn't have the required 'tism level to fully send it and find it.
But that was in part the point of reducing the odds, increase the chance casuals will happen across one or two during their playtime instead of needing to invest serious time and autistic focus to produce one. Sadly autistic faggots think being abnormal is supposed to be the default, hence why they're still crying about the drop in odds.

>>57995791
fpbp

>>57995782 (OP)
Sex with lillie

I don't consider gen 5 onwards to be real shiny hunting. I'd never in my entire life encountered a wild shiny until in b&w I had found three by the time I reached postgame. Fake, if you ask me, and somewhat gay I'd argue.

>>57998773
Yes, something you will never experience, even with girls that aren't Lillie

>>57998740
Same, lol
>Zubat in the Gold
>Zigzagoon, Magikarp and Swablu in Emerald
>Voltorb and Rhyhorn in FireRed
>Basculin in White
>Azurill and Lunatone in W2
>Ferroseed and Magikarp in Y
>Golbat in Sun
>Poliwag in Ultra Moon
>Steelix raid and Gurdurr in Sword
>Chingling in LA
>A fuckton in Scarlet

I've replayed Platinum and HGSS thousands of times and never got one single shiny