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Anonymous No.58000678 >>58000718 >>58004036 >>58013846 >>58042489
/mm/ - Mustelid Monday:
Sweet Dream Noodle Edition

Thread 11#

Welcome to the monthly mustelid thread. Post noodles and mustelid creatures.

Next thread: 11/8
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>>58000678 (OP)
hehe long
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YOOOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO TODAY FOR A REASON BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS
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>>58001197
He ball lol
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>>58001737
He also tall
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Anonymous No.58004036 >>58004783
>>58000678 (OP)
FURRET SEXO
Anonymous No.58004783 >>58006377
>>58004036
no sexo
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Anonymous No.58005287 >>58005388
>>58003953
Mommy Floatzel
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>>58005287
She’s a good mom
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>>58005492
Autism ferret
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ottism
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Anonymous No.58006059 >>58006304
Is Quilava a mustelid?
Anonymous No.58006304 >>58006329 >>58009764
>>58006059
they're pretty long
Anonymous No.58006329
>>58006304
I'll add them to my list of /mm/ mons
Anonymous No.58006377 >>58006400
>>58004783
Ok then buizel and floatzel sexo
Anonymous No.58006400 >>58006424
>>58006377
sexo machine broke
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>>58006400
Lies!
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Anonymous No.58007442 >>58008498
musky critters...
Anonymous No.58008498 >>58010596
>>58007442
i wonder how many people de-scent their furrets
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>>58006304
True.
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>>58008498
If the procedure is anything like it is for ferrets, then I certainly hope none.
Anonymous No.58010817
>>58010563
noodle beans!
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Anonymous No.58012394 >>58012736
>>58012169
Mienfoo sexo
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Anonymous No.58013457 >>58013770
>>58012736
This Mienfoo oc is like the best out there
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>>58013457
not much competition, sadly
Anonymous No.58013846 >>58013869 >>58014058 >>58014624
>>58000678 (OP)
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE15JexnW

Pick your favorite noodles. Up to 10 votes.
Anonymous No.58013869 >>58013879
>>58013846
>(former mustelid)
Did skunks get de-weasled?
Anonymous No.58013879 >>58013904
>>58013869
Apparently are part of the Mephitidae family now.
Anonymous No.58013904 >>58013911
>>58013879
>Mephitidae is a family of mammals comprising the skunks and stink badgers. They are noted for the great development of their anal scent glands.
They got kicked out of weasel club for smelling too bad...
Anonymous No.58013911 >>58019362
>>58013904
technically, mepthitids are actually the nicest smelling musteloids because they're the ones who reserve their stink glands for safety instead of just letting it fly
actual mustelids fucking stink 24/7, ESPECIALLY ferrets and god forebid polecats which can also spray
Anonymous No.58014058 >>58014619 >>58014661 >>58014680
>>58013846
Picked Chien-Pao as one, but it makes me think again about what exactly Chien-Pao is supposed to be.
Definitely got a noodle shape to it though.
Anonymous No.58014619
>>58014058
For me it's a mix of a Snow leopard, a stoat and a sabertooth
Anonymous No.58014624 >>58014677
>>58013846
>Up to 10 votes
It requires us to choose at least 10 options, actually. You may have set it up wrong.
Anonymous No.58014661
>>58014058
longcat
Anonymous No.58014677
>>58014624
Any additional votes can go to Mienfoo
Anonymous No.58014680 >>58014723
>>58014058
It's literally a saber-tooth tiger. I have no clue why people consider it a mustelid. Not every long Pokemon is a mustelid.
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>>58014680
If a tiger has spinal curves and short limbs like that then something is very wrong with that tiger. And even then it would be wrong as it's a hybrid of snow leopards and stoats as the legend it was based on had different interpretations between China and Japan, with China leaning towards Snow Leopards and Japan leaning towards stoats/ kamaitachis (fictional mustelid-like creatures)
Anonymous No.58015004 >>58015129
Anybody got that 'foo with the sunhat?
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Anonymous No.58015129 >>58015132
>>58015004
eastern or western sunhat?
Anonymous No.58015132 >>58015161
>>58015129
Western, but this is great. Never seen it before.
Anonymous No.58015161 >>58015166
>>58015132
this'un?
Anonymous No.58015166 >>58015201
>>58015161
That's it! Thank you, I love this one. She's got such a cute look on her face.
Anonymous No.58015201
>>58015166
her normally resolute expression makes it that much cuter when she breaks out the goofy grin
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LiT3R85VUPw
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Anonymous No.58018989 >>58019744
Is (s)he kosher enough for this thread?
Anonymous No.58019362
>>58013911
>actual mustelids
Except for sea otters, which made some people question if they actually were related
Anonymous No.58019744 >>58032418
>>58018989
i mean yeah but he's, you know
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>>58019784
Struggling to follow this one.
Anonymous No.58019818 >>58019849 >>58019904
>>58019784
That doesn't look like a pokemon, what is it?
Anonymous No.58019849 >>58019881
>>58019794
>>58019818
https://bsky.app/profile/alvars3.bsky.social/post/3ltwzhijlfs2v
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>>58019849
>Requires login
Guess I'll never know
Anonymous No.58019904
>>58019818
it says right there he's a dewott
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>>58020495
La creatura fideosa...
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lysandre had a mienshao so she's basically a shoe-in for a new mega i can feel it in my bones weaselbros
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>>58021000
get away from my wife, serena
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>>58021071
No.
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>>58021071
marrying a route 1 shitmon and giving her the ring you bought with all the nuggets she picked up...
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>>58021046
I hope you’re right...
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>>58021736
Link and Epona
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>>58021396
>pickup wife supplies you with endless riches
>gluttony wife just eats your entire wedding cake
fucking fatty
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New Jo just dropped
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>>58028024
Jo my beloved. Wish I was Barry
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We must keep the thread alive longer!!!!!!!
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Anonymous No.58032418 >>58033665
>>58019744
>yeah but he's, you know
What, care to explain?
Most likely circumcised?
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>>58032418
he's, uh, got certain qualities to him that, well,
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>>58034042
what would game freak do with a real mega furret? twenty feet long with eight pairs of limbs? coiled up like a spring? a big bulbous tail like sentret's that it whacks people with?
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>>58034628
I love this gif so much
I really wish I was that guy
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>>58034634
it's so adorable the way furret's ears move!
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Long
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>>58038396
She's my favorite weasel
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>>58039867
Cute boyfriends!
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>>58039907
Yeah this gay shit is better than the pedo dashing wanderer x Bui art.
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>>58040218
This will be Mienshao graphics in 2013
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another long thread in the books...
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Aw, I didn't realize it was already over.
Great thread weaselbros, see you next month.
Anonymous No.58042421
>>58040218
what a cutie!!
Anonymous No.58042489 >>58042510
>>58000678 (OP)
>Next thread: 11/8

What? That's like 3+ months from now
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>>58042489
He’s br*t*sh
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>>58034802
Me too... he looks so content and cozy!
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Longest
Anonymous No.58046499 >>58047109
>>58034619
Imagine the cute noises Furret would make while being brushed...
Anonymous No.58047109 >>58047290 >>58047387
>>58046499
Imagine the sexy noises Furret would make while being fucked...
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>>58047109
based
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>>58047109
cringe