Thread 58009397 - /vp/ [Archived: 251 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:35:38 AM No.58009397
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>gardevoir
>lopunny
>vaporeon
>salazzle
>braixen/delphox
What's the 6th mon? Her head is blocking it.
Replies: >>58009404 >>58009409 >>58009436 >>58009456 >>58009879 >>58010059 >>58010189 >>58010385 >>58010663 >>58010767 >>58010917 >>58011221 >>58011738 >>58011755 >>58011774 >>58011835 >>58015313 >>58016124
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:39:01 AM No.58009404
what-kind-of-pokemon-fan-are-you-v0-gr6mzjodihga1[1]
>>58009397 (OP)
a ten-year-old girl
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:40:41 AM No.58009409
>>58009397 (OP)
nugen zoomfag tourists have one joke
Replies: >>58010092
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:58:20 AM No.58009436
>>58009397 (OP)
ninetales
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:05:27 AM No.58009456
proxy-image
proxy-image
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>>58009397 (OP)
Meowscarada
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:09:21 AM No.58009466
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>humanlike
>mammal
>fish/dog
>reptile
>yokai/demon fox

Tsareena for plantussy
Replies: >>58009492 >>58010453 >>58010767
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:16:17 AM No.58009492
>>58009466
Meowscarada suggestor here. Agreed, definitely either it or Tsareena.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:24:28 AM No.58009879
>>58009397 (OP)
Jynx
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:50:31 PM No.58010059
>>58009397 (OP)
Why not ask the artist for answer you fucking tranny retard?
Replies: >>58010075 >>58010095 >>58010169 >>58010398
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:56:36 PM No.58010075
>>58010059
Hey I resent that! I may be retarded but I am NOT a tranny
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:09:28 PM No.58010092
>>58009409
>t. seething teary-eyed furfaggot
Replies: >>58015117 >>58015122
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:10:30 PM No.58010095
>>58010059
idk; why don't you learn English, Pablo?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:45:48 PM No.58010150
Gardy in a car
Gardy in a car
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Gardevoir owes me sex
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:57:31 PM No.58010169
>>58010059
>Killing the fun
Go away, party pooper.
Replies: >>58010445
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:11:15 PM No.58010189
>>58009397 (OP)
Chansey is disgusted
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:00:06 PM No.58010385
>>58009397 (OP)
>THE JOKE IS PORN!! DONT YOU GET IT???
how do allosexuals live like this? having nothing but porn on the mind seems boring
Replies: >>58010394 >>58011133
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:04:11 PM No.58010394
>>58010385
The main Pokรฉmon series is such shit that porn the only thing worth talking about
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:05:44 PM No.58010398
>>58010059
Maybe the artist didn't waste time drawing and rendering a piece of the picture that you can't see, retard?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:31:04 PM No.58010445
>>58010169
>Talking about sex constantly on a blue board is fun
Yeah, maybe /vp/ isn't for you anon
Replies: >>58010931
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:33:12 PM No.58010453
>>58009466
nobody cares about tsareena
Replies: >>58010896
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:18:36 PM No.58010663
>>58009397 (OP)
Magmar
>Japanese name is literally BOOBER
>Can give you a titjob while licking your balls
>Dicksucking lips
>Even has a choker built into its biology
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:11:45 PM No.58010767
>>58009397 (OP)
all five of those have only been available in the same game once, in usum. plus both the nurse and the pokecenter layout are the closest to usum, although neither is exact. so yeah, it's likely >>58009466 , though there are other candidates like flogres for milf charm or bruxish for god tier blowjobs
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:21:29 PM No.58010896
>>58010453
Coomers do, but coomers aren't people so i get your point
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:28:07 PM No.58010917
dopt an bortion
dopt an bortion
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>>58009397 (OP)
>Adopt an Abortion
What did they mean by this?
Replies: >>58011733
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:33:14 PM No.58010931
>>58010445
You keep repeating this "blue board" line, except you don't give a damn about the rules or culture of this site- because you aren't from here- otherwise you wouldn't spam low quality off-topic responses every time your teenage feelings get offended by the existence of people whose balls have dropped. You're just throwing words around hoping you'll get your way
Replies: >>58011140
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:43:43 PM No.58011133
>>58010385
>sex
>sexually arousing stuff
>literally the best thing ever
>boring

You are probably in the spectrum, so there's no point in explaining things to a soulless assburger like you
Replies: >>58011218
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:45:42 PM No.58011140
>>58010931
>Implying coomers aren't underaged themselves
Don't make me laugh anon
Replies: >>58011187 >>58011213
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:06:14 PM No.58011187
>>58011140
modern kids are either zealously anti porn or addicted to hyper dick bimbo shemales before they hit 18
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:16:18 PM No.58011213
>>58011140
being a "coomer" is specifically, literally an adult trait
Replies: >>58011756
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:18:40 PM No.58011218
>>58011133
Talk about why cartoon drawings make you horny is BORING. You know what's not? ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH A REAL PERSON.
Replies: >>58011811 >>58011840 >>58013714 >>58013972
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:22:43 PM No.58011221
>>58009397 (OP)
chansey dumbass and her head isn't anywhere close to blocking it
Replies: >>58015209
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:46:29 AM No.58011733
>>58010917
Either really fucking nasty quirk of Pokemon gravidity or incredibly weird factor of Ghost type reproduction.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:48:59 AM No.58011738
>>58009397 (OP)
Gotta be a ditto
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:55:40 AM No.58011755
>>58009397 (OP)
Why is salazzle there
Replies: >>58011793 >>58011802 >>58011805
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:55:55 AM No.58011756
>>58011213
Anon, most of the modern memes (Ankha, thugshaker, animan studio, etc.) are literally porn. And which age group spergs about memes the most? Hint: it's not adults
Replies: >>58012557
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:04:30 AM No.58011774
>>58009397 (OP)
I'm the ditto transformed into a human trainer
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:12:18 AM No.58011793
>>58011755
she seduces human men
Replies: >>58011801
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:16:40 AM No.58011801
>>58011793
I don't feel very seduced
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:16:47 AM No.58011802
>>58011755
Read her pokedex entries.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:17:26 AM No.58011805
>>58011755
are you a newfag or something dude
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:19:50 AM No.58011811
>>58011218
Cartoon porn is the best tho
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:25:55 AM No.58011835
>>58009397 (OP)
>sex with braixen
>sex with lopunny
>sex with gardevoir
>sex with vaporeon
>salazzle
Replies: >>58015191
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:27:08 AM No.58011840
>>58011218
Anon most of us are
1. Balding at 18
2. Manlets
3. Over/underweight
4. Just plain fucking ugly
5. Too autistic to even maintain eye contact/nervous wrecks
6. Genuinely mentally ill
7. Deeply hateful of people who don't share these characteristics
we ain't having sex with nobody
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:41:07 AM No.58011876
>>58011840
Just pretend your hand is a yandere, and threatens to rip your dick off if you cheat on her.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:04:05 AM No.58011935
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>>58011840
for me it's 6
my mind is severely damaged and i only lust for fictional creatures
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:35 AM No.58011953
>>58011840
Not my problem. Just shut up.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:30:18 AM No.58012557
>>58011756
Which age group is here sperging out about "coomers"? Hint: It's not adults. Quit acting like a little kid who has to leave the room when people kiss on TV and have a meltdown about cooties or something
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:22:52 PM No.58013134
>>58011840
5 and 6 represeeeent
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:13:24 PM No.58013714
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md5: d2eb0eb687ed4b62ae5aa396f4b08e30๐Ÿ”
>>58011218
>Talk about why cartoon drawings make you horny is BORING. You know what's not? ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH A REAL PERSON.
Biggest lie ever. Literally 99% of populace are so incredibly boring and unpleasant to be around that saying having sex with them is somehow less boring than fantasizing about fictional characters is unironically braindead take.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:08:51 PM No.58013972
>>58011218
I'm not virgin and being in an actual relationship right now, I can say that fapping is criminally underrated among normalfags.

As you get laid, you will realize the sex itself doesn't have special value as your average midwit seem to claim. Making love with a person you have an affection for and fapping to waifus that makes your monkey brain produce that dopamine hold equal weight.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:09:31 AM No.58015117
>>58010092
>furfaggot
?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:11:36 AM No.58015122
>>58010092
>complaining about memes involving fucking pokemon makes you a furfaggot
What did the double digit IQ broccoli head mean by this?
Replies: >>58015134
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:16:57 AM No.58015134
one-int-pkmn
one-int-pkmn
md5: a7dcd799e0f3aa9293d5c09273779297๐Ÿ”
>>58015122
>double digit IQ
Too generous.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:19:17 AM No.58015141
Pokemon are for sex
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:41:01 AM No.58015191
>>58011835
t. Lovander
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:54:24 AM No.58015209
oh-you-dog
oh-you-dog
md5: f66ac57db835d5af114e6d34ad22d073๐Ÿ”
>>58011221
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:57:16 AM No.58015313
>>58009397 (OP)
how many times are you gonna repost this image you fucking faggot
Replies: >>58016116
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:02:04 PM No.58016116
>>58015313
Not OP but how many times has it been posted? I've only seen it once and the archive also shows a single instance.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:04:21 PM No.58016124
>>58009397 (OP)
Lopunny nakadashi