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Anonymous No.58009397 >>58009404 >>58009409 >>58009436 >>58009456 >>58009879 >>58010059 >>58010189 >>58010385 >>58010663 >>58010767 >>58010917 >>58011221 >>58011738 >>58011755 >>58011774 >>58011835 >>58015313 >>58016124
>gardevoir
>lopunny
>vaporeon
>salazzle
>braixen/delphox
What's the 6th mon? Her head is blocking it.
Anonymous No.58009404
>>58009397 (OP)
a ten-year-old girl
Anonymous No.58009409 >>58010092
>>58009397 (OP)
nugen zoomfag tourists have one joke
Anonymous No.58009436
>>58009397 (OP)
ninetales
Anonymous No.58009456
>>58009397 (OP)
Meowscarada
Anonymous No.58009466 >>58009492 >>58010453 >>58010767
>humanlike
>mammal
>fish/dog
>reptile
>yokai/demon fox

Tsareena for plantussy
Anonymous No.58009492
>>58009466
Meowscarada suggestor here. Agreed, definitely either it or Tsareena.
Anonymous No.58009879
>>58009397 (OP)
Jynx
Anonymous No.58010059 >>58010075 >>58010095 >>58010169 >>58010398
>>58009397 (OP)
Why not ask the artist for answer you fucking tranny retard?
Anonymous No.58010075
>>58010059
Hey I resent that! I may be retarded but I am NOT a tranny
Anonymous No.58010092 >>58015117 >>58015122
>>58009409
>t. seething teary-eyed furfaggot
Anonymous No.58010095
>>58010059
idk; why don't you learn English, Pablo?
Anonymous No.58010150
Gardevoir owes me sex
Anonymous No.58010169 >>58010445
>>58010059
>Killing the fun
Go away, party pooper.
Anonymous No.58010189
>>58009397 (OP)
Chansey is disgusted
Anonymous No.58010385 >>58010394 >>58011133
>>58009397 (OP)
>THE JOKE IS PORN!! DONT YOU GET IT???
how do allosexuals live like this? having nothing but porn on the mind seems boring
Anonymous No.58010394
>>58010385
The main PokΓ©mon series is such shit that porn the only thing worth talking about
Anonymous No.58010398
>>58010059
Maybe the artist didn't waste time drawing and rendering a piece of the picture that you can't see, retard?
Anonymous No.58010445 >>58010931
>>58010169
>Talking about sex constantly on a blue board is fun
Yeah, maybe /vp/ isn't for you anon
Anonymous No.58010453 >>58010896
>>58009466
nobody cares about tsareena
Anonymous No.58010663
>>58009397 (OP)
Magmar
>Japanese name is literally BOOBER
>Can give you a titjob while licking your balls
>Dicksucking lips
>Even has a choker built into its biology
Anonymous No.58010767
>>58009397 (OP)
all five of those have only been available in the same game once, in usum. plus both the nurse and the pokecenter layout are the closest to usum, although neither is exact. so yeah, it's likely >>58009466 , though there are other candidates like flogres for milf charm or bruxish for god tier blowjobs
Anonymous No.58010896
>>58010453
Coomers do, but coomers aren't people so i get your point
Anonymous No.58010917 >>58011733
>>58009397 (OP)
>Adopt an Abortion
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous No.58010931 >>58011140
>>58010445
You keep repeating this "blue board" line, except you don't give a damn about the rules or culture of this site- because you aren't from here- otherwise you wouldn't spam low quality off-topic responses every time your teenage feelings get offended by the existence of people whose balls have dropped. You're just throwing words around hoping you'll get your way
Anonymous No.58011133 >>58011218
>>58010385
>sex
>sexually arousing stuff
>literally the best thing ever
>boring

You are probably in the spectrum, so there's no point in explaining things to a soulless assburger like you
Anonymous No.58011140 >>58011187 >>58011213
>>58010931
>Implying coomers aren't underaged themselves
Don't make me laugh anon
Anonymous No.58011187
>>58011140
modern kids are either zealously anti porn or addicted to hyper dick bimbo shemales before they hit 18
Anonymous No.58011213 >>58011756
>>58011140
being a "coomer" is specifically, literally an adult trait
Anonymous No.58011218 >>58011811 >>58011840 >>58013714 >>58013972
>>58011133
Talk about why cartoon drawings make you horny is BORING. You know what's not? ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH A REAL PERSON.
Anonymous No.58011221 >>58015209
>>58009397 (OP)
chansey dumbass and her head isn't anywhere close to blocking it
Anonymous No.58011733
>>58010917
Either really fucking nasty quirk of Pokemon gravidity or incredibly weird factor of Ghost type reproduction.
Anonymous No.58011738
>>58009397 (OP)
Gotta be a ditto
Anonymous No.58011755 >>58011793 >>58011802 >>58011805
>>58009397 (OP)
Why is salazzle there
Anonymous No.58011756 >>58012557
>>58011213
Anon, most of the modern memes (Ankha, thugshaker, animan studio, etc.) are literally porn. And which age group spergs about memes the most? Hint: it's not adults
Anonymous No.58011774
>>58009397 (OP)
I'm the ditto transformed into a human trainer
Anonymous No.58011793 >>58011801
>>58011755
she seduces human men
Anonymous No.58011801
>>58011793
I don't feel very seduced
Anonymous No.58011802
>>58011755
Read her pokedex entries.
Anonymous No.58011805
>>58011755
are you a newfag or something dude
Anonymous No.58011811
>>58011218
Cartoon porn is the best tho
Anonymous No.58011835 >>58015191
>>58009397 (OP)
>sex with braixen
>sex with lopunny
>sex with gardevoir
>sex with vaporeon
>salazzle
Anonymous No.58011840 >>58011876 >>58011935 >>58011953 >>58013134
>>58011218
Anon most of us are
1. Balding at 18
2. Manlets
3. Over/underweight
4. Just plain fucking ugly
5. Too autistic to even maintain eye contact/nervous wrecks
6. Genuinely mentally ill
7. Deeply hateful of people who don't share these characteristics
we ain't having sex with nobody
Anonymous No.58011876
>>58011840
Just pretend your hand is a yandere, and threatens to rip your dick off if you cheat on her.
Anonymous No.58011935
>>58011840
for me it's 6
my mind is severely damaged and i only lust for fictional creatures
Anonymous No.58011953
>>58011840
Not my problem. Just shut up.
Anonymous No.58012557
>>58011756
Which age group is here sperging out about "coomers"? Hint: It's not adults. Quit acting like a little kid who has to leave the room when people kiss on TV and have a meltdown about cooties or something
Anonymous No.58013134
>>58011840
5 and 6 represeeeent
Anonymous No.58013714
>>58011218
>Talk about why cartoon drawings make you horny is BORING. You know what's not? ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH A REAL PERSON.
Biggest lie ever. Literally 99% of populace are so incredibly boring and unpleasant to be around that saying having sex with them is somehow less boring than fantasizing about fictional characters is unironically braindead take.
Anonymous No.58013972
>>58011218
I'm not virgin and being in an actual relationship right now, I can say that fapping is criminally underrated among normalfags.

As you get laid, you will realize the sex itself doesn't have special value as your average midwit seem to claim. Making love with a person you have an affection for and fapping to waifus that makes your monkey brain produce that dopamine hold equal weight.
Anonymous No.58015117
>>58010092
>furfaggot
?
Anonymous No.58015122 >>58015134
>>58010092
>complaining about memes involving fucking pokemon makes you a furfaggot
What did the double digit IQ broccoli head mean by this?
Anonymous No.58015134
>>58015122
>double digit IQ
Too generous.
Anonymous No.58015141
Pokemon are for sex
Anonymous No.58015191
>>58011835
t. Lovander
Anonymous No.58015209
>>58011221
Anonymous No.58015313 >>58016116
>>58009397 (OP)
how many times are you gonna repost this image you fucking faggot
Anonymous No.58016116
>>58015313
Not OP but how many times has it been posted? I've only seen it once and the archive also shows a single instance.
Anonymous No.58016124
>>58009397 (OP)
Lopunny nakadashi