Thread 58009397

>gardevoir
>lopunny
>vaporeon
>salazzle
>braixen/delphox
What's the 6th mon? Her head is blocking it.

>>58009397 (OP)
a ten-year-old girl

>>58009397 (OP)
nugen zoomfag tourists have one joke

>>58009397 (OP)
ninetales

>>58009397 (OP)
Meowscarada

>humanlike
>mammal
>fish/dog
>reptile
>yokai/demon fox

Tsareena for plantussy

>>58009466
Meowscarada suggestor here. Agreed, definitely either it or Tsareena.

>>58009397 (OP)
Jynx

>>58009397 (OP)
Why not ask the artist for answer you fucking tranny retard?

>>58010059
Hey I resent that! I may be retarded but I am NOT a tranny

>>58009409
>t. seething teary-eyed furfaggot

>>58010059
idk; why don't you learn English, Pablo?

Gardevoir owes me sex

>>58010059
>Killing the fun
Go away, party pooper.

>>58009397 (OP)
Chansey is disgusted

>>58009397 (OP)
>THE JOKE IS PORN!! DONT YOU GET IT???
how do allosexuals live like this? having nothing but porn on the mind seems boring

>>58010385
The main Pokémon series is such shit that porn the only thing worth talking about

>>58010059
Maybe the artist didn't waste time drawing and rendering a piece of the picture that you can't see, retard?

>>58010169
>Talking about sex constantly on a blue board is fun
Yeah, maybe /vp/ isn't for you anon

>>58009466
nobody cares about tsareena

>>58009397 (OP)
Magmar
>Japanese name is literally BOOBER
>Can give you a titjob while licking your balls
>Dicksucking lips
>Even has a choker built into its biology

>>58009397 (OP)
all five of those have only been available in the same game once, in usum. plus both the nurse and the pokecenter layout are the closest to usum, although neither is exact. so yeah, it's likely >>58009466 , though there are other candidates like flogres for milf charm or bruxish for god tier blowjobs

>>58010453
Coomers do, but coomers aren't people so i get your point

>>58009397 (OP)
>Adopt an Abortion
What did they mean by this?

>>58010445
You keep repeating this "blue board" line, except you don't give a damn about the rules or culture of this site- because you aren't from here- otherwise you wouldn't spam low quality off-topic responses every time your teenage feelings get offended by the existence of people whose balls have dropped. You're just throwing words around hoping you'll get your way

>>58010385
>sex
>sexually arousing stuff
>literally the best thing ever
>boring

You are probably in the spectrum, so there's no point in explaining things to a soulless assburger like you

>>58010931
>Implying coomers aren't underaged themselves
Don't make me laugh anon

>>58011140
modern kids are either zealously anti porn or addicted to hyper dick bimbo shemales before they hit 18

>>58011140
being a "coomer" is specifically, literally an adult trait

>>58011133
Talk about why cartoon drawings make you horny is BORING. You know what's not? ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH A REAL PERSON.

>>58009397 (OP)
chansey dumbass and her head isn't anywhere close to blocking it

>>58010917
Either really fucking nasty quirk of Pokemon gravidity or incredibly weird factor of Ghost type reproduction.

>>58009397 (OP)
Gotta be a ditto

>>58009397 (OP)
Why is salazzle there

>>58011213
Anon, most of the modern memes (Ankha, thugshaker, animan studio, etc.) are literally porn. And which age group spergs about memes the most? Hint: it's not adults

>>58009397 (OP)
I'm the ditto transformed into a human trainer

>>58011755
she seduces human men

>>58011793
I don't feel very seduced

>>58011755
Read her pokedex entries.

>>58011755
are you a newfag or something dude

>>58011218
Cartoon porn is the best tho

>>58009397 (OP)
>sex with braixen
>sex with lopunny
>sex with gardevoir
>sex with vaporeon
>salazzle

>>58011218
Anon most of us are
1. Balding at 18
2. Manlets
3. Over/underweight
4. Just plain fucking ugly
5. Too autistic to even maintain eye contact/nervous wrecks
6. Genuinely mentally ill
7. Deeply hateful of people who don't share these characteristics
we ain't having sex with nobody

>>58011840
Just pretend your hand is a yandere, and threatens to rip your dick off if you cheat on her.

>>58011840
for me it's 6
my mind is severely damaged and i only lust for fictional creatures

>>58011840
Not my problem. Just shut up.

>>58011756
Which age group is here sperging out about "coomers"? Hint: It's not adults. Quit acting like a little kid who has to leave the room when people kiss on TV and have a meltdown about cooties or something

>>58011840
5 and 6 represeeeent

>>58011218
>Talk about why cartoon drawings make you horny is BORING. You know what's not? ACTUALLY HAVING SEX WITH A REAL PERSON.
Biggest lie ever. Literally 99% of populace are so incredibly boring and unpleasant to be around that saying having sex with them is somehow less boring than fantasizing about fictional characters is unironically braindead take.

>>58011218
I'm not virgin and being in an actual relationship right now, I can say that fapping is criminally underrated among normalfags.

As you get laid, you will realize the sex itself doesn't have special value as your average midwit seem to claim. Making love with a person you have an affection for and fapping to waifus that makes your monkey brain produce that dopamine hold equal weight.

>>58010092
>furfaggot
?

>>58010092
>complaining about memes involving fucking pokemon makes you a furfaggot
What did the double digit IQ broccoli head mean by this?

>>58015122
>double digit IQ
Too generous.

Pokemon are for sex

>>58011835
t. Lovander

>>58009397 (OP)
how many times are you gonna repost this image you fucking faggot

>>58015313
Not OP but how many times has it been posted? I've only seen it once and the archive also shows a single instance.

>>58009397 (OP)
Lopunny nakadashi