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OP No.58009611 >>58009633 >>58010325 >>58010515 >>58010572 >>58010600 >>58010680 >>58011383 >>58012525 >>58012533 >>58012564 >>58012636 >>58012841 >>58013539 >>58013552 >>58013613 >>58013635 >>58013644 >>58013674 >>58014028 >>58014041 >>58014130 >>58014208 >>58014995
Nobody's Bro
On January 25th, 2016, I began monitoring our board, every night for at least one hour, for any mention of anyone's favorite Pokémon. I did not miss one single 24 hour cycle of dutifully checking every reasonable thread for any mention of anyone's favorite Pokémon until November 1st, 2019, at which point I began only checking once a week, until March 4th, 2021, at which point I gave this autistic shit up altogether.

I adhered strictly to the following guidelines:
>erase any Pokémon that anyone claims as their "bro"
>erase any Pokémon that anyone claims as their "favorite", including simply posting a pic of said Pokémon in a "favorite Pokémon" or similarly designated thread
>even if someone talks about the favorite of someone else they know, erase ‘em
>attempting to claim a full evolution line as either "bro" or "favorite" disqualifies the claim

I honestly forgot I did this, just stumbled back upon it and thought I’d share. I know the Carkol thread will outlive my sentiments here, but I did get a smile looking at this image, thinking about allllllll those many ‘mons over the years that I got to see chosen, and hoped to share that smile with you. It's like a very outdated /vp/-wide Nobody's Favorite Pokémon Pokédex??

Look, I don't know what the fuck drove me to do this, but the point is that if I had kept keeping track these last four years, there wouldn’t be a single one of these Pokémon left behind. Love you guys and never change
Anonymous No.58009620
Floatzel is 100% my bro, so you can go ahead and remove him :)
Anonymous No.58009621
Holy mother of autism
Anonymous No.58009623 >>58011009
I'm noticing a trend with the fire type starters.
A shame that no one called Zwelious, they're the coolest to me. Not necessarily my bro personally, but they're pretty damn cool, as one of the very few cases of a two headed Pokemon, and evolving into a sick hydra.
OP No.58009629 >>58010341 >>58011395 >>58014028
+ Alola.
Anonymous No.58009633 >>58009887 >>58009892 >>58009893
>>58009611 (OP)
>aggron somehow on the "hasn't been listed as someone's favorite" list
how long have you been sleeping on the job
OP No.58009887 >>58009892
>>58009633
I didn’t count any “Favorites of Each Type” threads or anything like that. I only counted instances where people chose one singular Pokémon as their “bro/favorite”.

I suppose I should say, I also counted Shouldermon threads, not sure if we have those anymore
OP No.58009892 >>58009944
>>58009633
>>58009887
I should also mention, I removed Megas separately from their base forms. So Aggron was totally claimed, only Mega Aggron wasn’t. Same goes for Medicham, Gengar, Gyarados… I thought that was obvious
Anonymous No.58009893
>>58009633
that's mega aggron, aggron isn't there

the most surprising for me is charmander
Anonymous No.58009944 >>58010308 >>58012636
>>58009892
the amount of people who specifically only like one mon's mega form or their base form (and not both or neither) is a statistically irrelevant number
Anonymous No.58009966
Parasect gang represent!
Anonymous No.58010181 >>58010317
Where's bear cub? There's no way someone actually mentioned Weakto's weakest babymon, let alone liking it.
Anonymous No.58010308
>>58009944
Data collection is not concerned with outside relevance.
Anonymous No.58010317
>>58010181
>thinking pokemon's first teddybear wouldn't be someone's favorite
Anonymous No.58010325 >>58013646
>>58009611 (OP)
> Huntail

I know you're wrong here.
There was a thread about drawing your favorite pokemon and someone draw huntail.

I remember this because I remember saying, "There's no way your favorite pokemon is Huntail".
Anonymous No.58010341
>>58009629
Wtf, Hakamo-o is my favourite of its evo line :(
Anonymous No.58010356
binaclebros.... we've restored the balance...
Anonymous No.58010510
I will state, for the record, that Ferrothorn is my bro. He is not my favourite, but Ferrothorn has never let me down. I trust him.
Anonymous No.58010515
>>58009611 (OP)
I’ve literally seen a drawfag here make art of Floatzel in the middle of a thread once or twice
Anonymous No.58010572 >>58010583
>>58009611 (OP)
Does any entire line count? Beedrill is my top 1 but I love Weedle, Kakuna, and Beedrill all the same.
Anonymous No.58010583 >>58010592 >>58011394
>>58010572
Fug, missed the last point. Someone claim these two, they're all perfect.
Anonymous No.58010592
>>58010583
You're talking about Kris? She's also the least popular Protag, at least according to Rule34.
Anonymous No.58010593
Krabby is my bro tho
Anonymous No.58010600
>>58009611 (OP)
>dodrio
this makes me sad. dodrio is my bro
Anonymous No.58010602
this thread is fucking vile
Anonymous No.58010680
>>58009611 (OP)
How the fuck did you miss the Electrode threads
Anonymous No.58011009 >>58011392
>>58009623
What trend? I don’t see it
Anonymous No.58011383 >>58011390
>>58009611 (OP)
holy mother of giga autism
we need more of these autists and less coomoids on this board
Anonymous No.58011390
>>58011383
what if there was a giga autist coomer that did this with people's pokemon waifus/husbandos
Anonymous No.58011392
>>58011009
Trend was a strong word in hindsight.
Note the Emboar and Charizard lines though.
Also, though not apart of what I noticed, Combusken is there too. Of all the Pokemon, the fire type starter lines were the least likely to be picked in their entirety. Feraligatr, Marshtomp, and Servine are the only other outliers, unless I'm missing something when I scan the rest...
Anonymous No.58011394
>>58010583
weedle is pretty much the average showderp poster's favorite pokemon
and showderp has been going on for probably a decade at this point
i have no idea why it's not on the checklist
Anonymous No.58011395
>>58009629
Proof no one actually gives a fuck about Torracat
Anonymous No.58011411 >>58011421 >>58012458 >>58012636 >>58013871 >>58014028
We literally had a favorite pokemon poll in 2019 before SWSH unironically ruined the series

Full results are here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17ne51l0NkIqdRPzsV0r50Iut8et8Hc7_GCcSeY30XTk/edit?usp=sharing

Out of 821 eligible Pokemon, 200 of them got 0 votes and 156 of them only got 1.

The top 10 is:
Volcarona (63)
Aggron (46)
Gardevoir (42)
Metagross (42)
Flygon (40)
Scizor (39)
Tyranitar (37)
Garchomp (37)
Umbreon (34)
Torterra (33)

Here's how many votes each gen got, and the average votes for each Pokemon of that gen. Gen 3 ended up getting the most votes, but Gen 2 has the best votes to Pokemon ratio.
>Gen 1
674 --- 4.46
>Gen 2
634 --- 6.34
>Gen 3
724 --- 5.36
>Gen 4
627 --- 5.85
>Gen 5
597 --- 3.83
>Gen 6
263 --- 3.65
>Gen 7
272 --- 3.10

Additionally, here's the Top 5 for each Gen (except 8):

>Gen 1
Raichu
Arcanine
Gengar
Charizard, Ninetales, Vaporeon (Tie)

>Gen 2
Scizor
Tyranitar
Umbreon
Heracross
Typhlosion

>Gen 3
Aggron
Gardevoir, Metagross (Tie)
Flygon
Swampert

>Gen 4
Garchomp
Torterra
Empoleon
Togekiss
Gliscor

>Gen 5
Volcarona
Galvantula
Chandelure
Golurk
Hydreigon

>Gen 6
Tyrantrum
Sylveon
Greninja, Aegislash (Tie)
Noivern

>Gen 7
Mimikyu
Golisopod
Primarina
Incineroar
Bewear
Anonymous No.58011421 >>58011425 >>58013871
>>58011411
https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/39122246/#39122246
>Pokemon with 0 votes
Amaura
Amoonguss
Anorith
Aron
Azelf
Azurill
Baltoy
Barboach
Beautifly
Bermite
Bidoof
Binacle
Blitzle
Boldore
Bounsweet
Bruxish
Budew
Bunnelby
Carbink
Carvanha
Cascoon
Caterpie
Charmeleon
Clamperl
Clauncher
Cobalion
Combee
Comfey
Cranidos
Cryogonal
Cubchoo
Cutiefly
Dartrix
Delibird
Diglett
Doduo
Doublade
Drampa
Dratini
Drilbur
Drowzee
Dugtrio
Duosion
Dustox
Eelektrik
Ekans
Electrike
Exeggcute
Feebas
Finneon
Flaaffy
Flabébé
Fletchling
Floette
Fomantis
Foongus
Frillish
Froakie
Frogadier
Gible
Gloom
Goldeen
Golett
Gossifleur
Gothita
Graveler
Grimer
Grotle
Grumpig
Gulpin
Gurdurr
Hakamo-o
Helioptile
Herdier
Hippopotas
Hippowdon
Hoopa
Hoothoot
Horsea
Jangmo-o
Jellicent
Kadabra
Kakuna
Karrablast
Klang
Klink
Kricketune
Landorus
Larvesta
Ledyba
Lileep
Lillipup
Lombre
Loudred
Luvdisc
Machoke
Machop
Magby
Anonymous No.58011425 >>58011429 >>58013871
>>58011421
Magearna
Magikarp
Mantine
Mantyke
Meditite
Melmetal
Mienfoo
Mime Jr.
Monferno
Mothim
Nidoran
Nidoran
Nidorina
Nincada
Numel
Octillery
Onix
Panpour
Patrat
Pawniard
Petilil
Phione
Pidgeotto
Pignite
Pikipek
Piloswine
Poliwag
Ponyta
Prinplup
Pupitar
Quilladin
Ralts
Rattata
Roggenrola
Salandit
Sandile
Scatterbug
Scorbunny
Sealeo
Seel
Seismitoad
Servine
Shelgon
Shellder
Shelmet
Shieldon
Shroomish
Silcoon
Simipour
Skiddo
Skiploom
Skrelp
Slakoth
Sliggoo
Slugma
Snover
Sobble
Solosis
Spearow
Spewpa
Spritzee
Staravia
Stufful
Sunkern
Taillow
Tapu Fini
Teddiursa
Tepig
Anonymous No.58011429 >>58013871
>>58011425
Terrakion
Throh
Thundurus
Tirtouga
Togedemaru
Togepi
Tornadus
Torracat
Tranquill
Trumbeak
Turtonator
Tympole
Tynamo
Tyrunt
Vanillish
Vibrava
Vigoroth
Volbeat
Volcanion
Vullaby
Wailmer
Weedle
Whismur
Wimpod
Wishiwashi
Wurmple
Wynaut
Yamask
Yamper
Yungoos
Zacian
Zamazenta
Zweilous
Anonymous No.58012458 >>58012519 >>58012636
>>58011411
Interesting how much of this data aligns with OP’s. Clearly Gen 2 is actually one of the most beloved gens in both cases. Also see how some of the most popular Pokémon tend to leave their preevolutions with nobody to claim them, like Charizard and Garchomp have.

This is especially compelling considering OP’s data stopped being collected in the same year that this survey was taken. In fact, if we cross reference this data with OP’s, we see there are plenty more Pokémon that have been claimed.
Anonymous No.58012519 >>58012548
>>58012458
>Also see how some of the most popular Pokémon tend to leave their preevolutions with nobody to claim them, like Charizard and Garchomp have.
To be fair, they are competing with other stages in their evolutionary line, and this holds true with really any "what's your favorite pokemon" poll/list/etc, even if a lot of people tend to like other stages of a given line too
If you were to actually cut out entire lines that had at least one of their members selected as a favorite, leaving just lines that no one picked any members from as their favorite, you'd have a far shorter list
Anonymous No.58012525
>>58009611 (OP)
Jimothy Cool says his favorite Pokemon is Dodrio and he's a champion too of Muk.
Anonymous No.58012533 >>58012567
>>58009611 (OP)
>cofagrigus
damn
that dude's in my top 5 for sure what's he doing here
Anonymous No.58012548 >>58012586
>>58012519
> If you were to actually cut out entire lines that had at least one of their members selected as a favorite, leaving just lines that no one picked any members from as their favorite, you’d have a far shorter list
Well, let’s see.
Cross-referencing both the poll and OP’s findings and doing it this way leaves us with:
>Luvdisc
>Frillish line
>Throh
>Thundurus
>Tornadus
>Volcanion
>Hoopa
>Tapu Fini
And Zacian/Zamazenta, even though OP’s list doesn’t go up to Gen 8. But that’s literally it.

You were right, anon. That saved every single Pokémon family except the Frillish line. Poor bastards.
Anonymous No.58012564
>>58009611 (OP)
You wasted your time.
Anonymous No.58012567
>>58012533
>In your top 5, but not your top 1.
That's why.
Anonymous No.58012586 >>58012833 >>58015100
>>58012548
Going over it again, there is one more line I missed; in both cases, not a single person chose Hippopotas or Hippowdown. I guess those guys and Frillish/Jellicent are the two least popular Pokémon families ever. Personally, I’d have guessed Finneon/Lumineon.
Anonymous No.58012636 >>58012641
>>58009611 (OP)
It's weird that megas are here, i feel that picking the base form of Pokémon should count as picking any Mega/power up form they have since its a temporarily form.
>>58009944
>Weakto
just because they aren't given golden parachute shill buffs every three seconds like KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOmons doesn't make them weak anon

>>58012458
>>58011411
>poll is from before Gen 8
>Gen 2's dex is shown be to highly liked by fans
this confirms or at least heavily supports , that the only reason Gen 2 Pokemon are "hated" now is because of shills throwing Gen 2 under the bus to use as as a scapegoat for the newer games' flaws, especially SwSh's
Anonymous No.58012641
>>58012636
replied to wrong post award
point and laugh
Anonymous No.58012833
>>58012586
I'll admit it's not my Favorite favorite, but lumineon has had a spot on my bromon team since its introduction and the only time I pass on an opportunity to use it is when it's my first time playing a new gen and I wanna use new pokemon only.
Anonymous No.58012841
>>58009611 (OP)
So OP, you're telling me nobody has Groudon as their bro? That's insane.
Anonymous No.58012845
>every single member of the Oshawott line is someone bro
All is well in the world.
Anonymous No.58012884
Can we talk about the Rellor line? I just remember that they exists...
Anonymous No.58013539 >>58013558
>>58009611 (OP)
>the entire Garchomp line
What the fuck?
Anonymous No.58013552
>>58009611 (OP)
Thank you for your autism
Anonymous No.58013558
>>58013539
That's Mega Garchomp, not regular Garchomp thoughbeit
Anonymous No.58013613
>>58009611 (OP)
respect
Anonymous No.58013635
>>58009611 (OP)
Poor Azelf :(
Anonymous No.58013644
>>58009611 (OP)
Houndour, but not also Houndoom? No Murkrow? Slugma, but not also Magcargo? No Unown? No Corvisquire or Corviknight? But fucking Igglybuff is?? What is this world even coming to?
Anonymous No.58013646
>>58010325
Huntail is pretty sweet, why couldn't he be?
Anonymous No.58013667
It needs to be said
>bisharp is my bro
Anonymous No.58013674
>>58009611 (OP)
This level and form of autism is the apex of /vp/. You, OP, are what the people of this board should aspire to be and I sincerely mean that. Never change, you beautiful bastard.
Anonymous No.58013871
>>58011411
>>58011421
>>58011425
>>58011429
Cross-referencing with OP’s, we can see that the following Pokémon could be removed from this list:
>Azelf
>Barboach
>Bidoof
>Boldore
>Bounsweet
>Bruxish
>Carbink
>Caterpie
>Clauncher
>Cobalion
>Comfey
>Cryogonal
>Cubchoo
>Cutiefly
>Delibird
>Diglett
>Doduo
>Doublade
>Drampa
>Dratini
>Drowzee
>Duosion
>Dustox
>Ekans
>Electrike
>Finneon
>Flaaffy
>Floette
>Foongus
>Froakie
>Grotle
>Grumpig
>Helioptile
>Hoothoot
>Horsea
>Jangmo-o
>Kadabra
>Klang
>Landorus
>Larvesta
>Ledyba
>Magearna
>Magikarp
>Mantine
>Mantyke
>Meditite
>Mienfoo
>Monferno
>Mothim
>Nidoran (Male only)
>Nincada
>Numel
>Octillery
>Onix
>Panpour
>Patrat
>Pawniard
>Pidgeotto
>Ponyta
>Prinplup
>Quilladin
>Ralts
>Sandile
>Seel
>Seismitoad
>Shellder
>Shroomish
>Skiddo
>Skiploom
>Snover
>Solosis
>Spearow
>Stufful
>Sunkern
>Taillow
>Teddiursa
>Terrakion
>Togedemaru
>Togepi
>Tynamo
>Vibrava
>Vigoroth
>Volbeat
>Wimpod
>Wishiwashi
>Wurmple
>Yungoos
For 87 more Pokémon claimed as a favorite, bringing the total amount of remaining unclaimed Pokémon down to just 113.
Anonymous No.58014028
>>58009611 (OP)
>>58009629
Very interesting OP
I may not know what compelled you to do this so diligently for years but I appreciate the autism
Some are pretty surprising like paras or cofagrigus. I kind of figured those were popular (relatively). I'll add my two cents and say mega chomp is among my favorites at least.

>>58011411
I notice the gen ratios are similar to the ones of my own favorites too. Weighted towards 2 and 4 with 3 and 1 not far behind. Truly the best gens
Anonymous No.58014041
>>58009611 (OP)
you took 6 years to post this because….
Anonymous No.58014130
>>58009611 (OP)
Donphan being left out is irritating me (sadly not my #1 favorite, though, so I can’t help it)
Anonymous No.58014208
>>58009611 (OP)
>two members of the tepig line still on the list
>one member of the totodile line still on the list
>every member of the chikorita line is someone's bro
He won.
Anonymous No.58014995 >>58015034
>>58009611 (OP)
Damn fine sleuthwork, OP. More people need to see this.
Anonymous No.58015034
>>58014995
>fine sleuthwork
*Sloppy sleuthwork. Some of the earliest posts ITT note that he slept on the job many times. I have been posting on /vp/ regularly since 2010 and yet he somehow never saw me mention that Noctowl is my bro.
Anonymous No.58015100
>>58012586
I kinda like Hippowdon because it's kinda cute and has great bulk + the ability to setup sandstorm automatically
also has the distinction of being the only ground type with sand stream, for some reason
i definitely like it but there's a lot of stuff in my personal top 50 that it'd have to compete with
Anonymous No.58015608
A lot more legendary Pokemon on that list than expected. Surprised no one likes hippo or ghost jelly. They have unique designs, good stats and are inoffensive. Not shillmon level but you'd think they'd appeal to someone.

Not surprised to see some megas left out. Who would choose Mega Heracross over the original? I think the mega is neat but regular Heracross is just such a perfect design.