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Anonymous No.58014474 >>58014485 >>58014496 >>58014498 >>58014501 >>58014515 >>58014521 >>58014547 >>58014599 >>58014634 >>58014858 >>58014985 >>58014992 >>58015011 >>58015266 >>58015420 >>58015568 >>58015661 >>58015682 >>58016360 >>58016437 >>58016441 >>58016810 >>58017037 >>58017059
[EXTEMELY SAD NEWS] Average Pokemon is 32 years younger old
how can we bringed in new blood to pokemon thats not just care about tcg gachas memes and porn ?
Anonymous No.58014485 >>58014540 >>58016313
>>58014474 (OP)
So what you're saying is if I want a gamer girlfriend I should play Kirby and Animal Crossing
Anonymous No.58014496
>>58014474 (OP)
That's just Japan.
Anonymous No.58014498 >>58016610
>>58014474 (OP)
Average player age is 32, yet GF refuses to address us by giving us a difficult game or just an actual well implemented difficulty option.
Anonymous No.58014500 >>58017067
>only series lower than it are kirby (actual baby games) and splatshit
I don't see the problem
Anonymous No.58014501
>>58014474 (OP)
you're singlehandedly keeping that number way down
good job
Anonymous No.58014515
>>58014474 (OP)
kids wouldn't be answering the survey so there's a bias
Anonymous No.58014521
>>58014474 (OP)
>Old games have an old age demographic
NO WAY!
All you can do is introduce your kids or your nieces and nephews. Or your friends' kids. Oh wait, /vp/ is full of permavirgins with no friends. That's why we're here.
Anonymous No.58014540
>>58014485
Yeah women love troons and identity stealing stalkers, isn't it obvious?
Anonymous No.58014547 >>58014602
>>58014474 (OP)
if you're whining about porn you are the underage who doesn't belong

what should actually happen is game freak should stop making pokemon games for ten year olds
Anonymous No.58014599 >>58014614 >>58015731
>>58014474 (OP)
That means all the KANTOOOO pandering is for people who were 5 years old when Gen 1 came out
You'd think Johto or Hoenn would be better to shill instead
Anonymous No.58014602 >>58014905
>>58014547
trvth nvke.
Anonymous No.58014614 >>58017071
>>58014599
You just going to blatantly ignore all the Gen 2 related forms and evolutions in the last few games? Or does the mere thought of Gen 1 existing make you uncomfortable?
Anonymous No.58014634
>>58014474 (OP)
They're not far off. I'm 31. I'm probably going to finally fall off though in terms of keeping up. The Switch 2 being overpriced for what it does is likely going to filter me and others from Gen 10 onward. I don't have as much time to sit down and play and the portable console battery life sucks for me to be buying a new system. I can only spend time on mobile games or my hacked 3DS since I can always whip those out wherever.
Anonymous No.58014655 >>58014700 >>58014714 >>58016605
Why do kids and young adults only play Roblox, GTA, and NBA2K? They hardly even play Fortnite anymore. Explain this mentality behind only playing 2-3 games and outright refusing to touch anything else.
Anonymous No.58014700
>>58014655
There's too much competing for attention in this tech age.
Anonymous No.58014714
>>58014655
Those three are the quintessential normie games. Not to mention kids like mature and edgy shit hence why they like GTA and even roblox which does have mascot horror slop and other autistic crap. Meanwhile Pokemon is making games for literal babies with piss easy difficulty, bad graphics and preschool cartoon level conflict and story telling. Kids don't give a fuck about that kind of stuff.
Anonymous No.58014719
Meeeee
Anonymous No.58014853 >>58014943 >>58015458
My nephew is 10 years old and he spends his time playing Roblox, multi tasking watching YouTube Shorts

I tried to get him to play Sonic Adventure 2 and he told me he really enjoyed it but it was too long and he got bored.

This kid types into search bars using the microphone on his tablet....

I thought it was all a meme that kids were like that, but no, it's all too real.
He'll probably never play through an entire Pokemon game from beginning to end.
Anonymous No.58014858 >>58014946
>>58014474 (OP)
>all nintendo games aundience manchildren
fucking embarrassing tendies lol
Anonymous No.58014901 >>58015566
No shit, there aren't enough new fans being born to replace the aging ones.

Gen Z and Alpha are both ridiculously small
Anonymous No.58014905
>>58014602
You can't market a series like this to adults unless they grew up playing it
Anonymous No.58014943
>>58014853
Not even Snap? That's very simple and extremely short.
Anonymous No.58014946 >>58014950 >>58014989
>>58014858
Being a poketurd in general is embarrassing.
Anonymous No.58014950 >>58014957
>>58014946
so a tendie. get mad tendie lol
Anonymous No.58014955 >>58014973 >>58014989 >>58015234 >>58016614
Pokebros, we got to face the facts.
Playing Minecraft is more enjoyable than playing nupokeslop by a country mile
Anonymous No.58014957
>>58014950
I was agreeing with you, dummy.
Anonymous No.58014968 >>58014975 >>58014989 >>58016832
and? pokeshit is in the barrel bottom trash lol it never was good pokefags treat pokemon if were so big and mega popular lol even sonic is more popular and get more discussion than poketurd
Anonymous No.58014973
>>58014955
everything is better than pokemon, palword mogged it
Anonymous No.58014975 >>58014989 >>58017020
>>58014968
People even have more faith in digimon games these days. That's how bad it's gotten.
Anonymous No.58014982 >>58014989
Children only play fortnite, roblox, and minecraft these days, they are not playing turd based rpg for retards
Anonymous No.58014985
>>58014474 (OP)
the average age in japan is 55 years old
Anonymous No.58014989
>>58014982
>>58014975
>>58014968
>>58014955
>>58014946
You need leave, sis
Anonymous No.58014992
>>58014474 (OP)
It's fucking Japan, the average age in that country is nearly 50 years old.
Anonymous No.58015011 >>58015064
>>58014474 (OP)
nobody want touch this garbage series with the most retarded fanbase
Anonymous No.58015064
>>58015011
Stop samefagging
Anonymous No.58015234
>>58014955
That is why Cobblemon exists.
Anonymous No.58015266
>>58014474 (OP)
Japan's population is aging like a bat out of Hell, so this isn't really surprising.
Anonymous No.58015420
>>58014474 (OP)
When both the anime and games are mid, memes and porn are the only thing people care for.
Anonymous No.58015458 >>58015462
>>58014853
>Sonic Adventure 2
come on, at least give him Sonic 2 or 3K
Anonymous No.58015462
>>58015458
What about adventure 1?
Anonymous No.58015552 >>58016866
Is simply not giving your child a smartphone and tablet an option anymore, or is that now considered child abuse?

Give the kid a book and a game boy
Anonymous No.58015566
>>58014901
this, especially in japan where that survey was taken
Anonymous No.58015568 >>58015713 >>58015720 >>58016990
>>58014474 (OP)
Gen alpha is the most retarded, narcissistic, and delusional generation to ever exist. Why the hell would you want more of those shit stains in the PokΓ©mon fandom, which is already the worst one on the internet.
Anonymous No.58015661 >>58016872
>>58014474 (OP)
And yet they keep making shit toddler game after shit toddler game.
Anonymous No.58015682
>>58014474 (OP)
Less and less young kids are interested in pokemon. Nintenshit should get off their high horse and start making games for universal platforms instead of dedicating solely into shilling their latest overpriced consoles
Anonymous No.58015713
>>58015568
You became the geriatrics you hated.
Anonymous No.58015720
>>58015568
> worst one on the internet
I don’t disagree with you but this is highly debatable. When you see shit like Smashfags - Melee in particular- you may end up reconsidering
Anonymous No.58015731 >>58016413
>>58014599
I'd love to see Game Freak pander to Johtofags for once, if only for Poketubers to either get pissed off at all the Johto references, or for them to suddenly 180 on Johto and swear they always loved it.
Anonymous No.58016313
>>58014485
That's like saying you should join the cheerleading squad to get a gf.
Anonymous No.58016360
>>58014474 (OP)
Welcome to the march of time.
Anonymous No.58016413
>>58015731
2 of the 3 starters in the new game are Johto starters, why do you pretend GF hates Johto?
Anonymous No.58016437 >>58016453
>>58014474 (OP)
It's funny, because TPCi assumed a long time ago that adult fans are shiteaters who would buy their products no matter what. They were right of course, but somehow they still can't reach kids today despite concentrating their efforts on them for years.
Anonymous No.58016441
>>58014474 (OP)
More cute girls
Anonymous No.58016453
>>58016437
kids nowadays like edgy shit not sanitized shit
Anonymous No.58016605
>>58014655
Pokemon never really thought to get with the times. Gamefreak is under the impression you market games to millenials the exact same way you would to gen alpha
Nowadays kids demand action-packed gameplay and dramatic stories. Repackaging the same old "you're a kid who had a minor run in with one-note criminals and ended up saving the day with the power of friendship" while expecting kids not to grab their phone while they wait for Klawf's anger shell to finish proccing just plain won't work anymore.

Then Masuda will act like "Oh we can't include the battle frontier kids have no attention span it can't be helped [laughs]". They either need to adapt, or just keep selling kanto nostalgia bait to an aging populace which unfortunately has been working for them, so far.
Anonymous No.58016610
>>58014498
We are just getting champions. Or whatever that battle simulator is.
Anonymous No.58016614
>>58014955
Yes thats why I play cobblemon.
Anonymous No.58016810
>>58014474 (OP)
I figured Kirby would be on the older end. Don't know why. It makes sense to be younger with how easy the games are, I just always got an older sort of vibe from Kirby fans online.
Surprised Zelda is so high with the Switch games making it the most relevant it's ever been in Japan. Thought that would bring in a lot of younger blood.
Anonymous No.58016832 >>58016844
>>58014968
>>>/youtubecomments/
Anonymous No.58016844
>>58016832
Anonymous No.58016866 >>58016889
>>58015552
Kids get bullied for not having the right devices or playing the right games
Anonymous No.58016872
>>58015661
You can't sell a franchise with no sex or violence to adults
Anonymous No.58016889
>>58016866
That itself is the consequence of bad parenting on a larger scale.
Anonymous No.58016990
>>58015568
>the most retarded, narcissistic, and delusional generation to ever exist.
They said the same thing about your generation.
Anonymous No.58017020
>>58014975
When you only release one game in your franchise every ten years of course the fans are going to be excited for it.
Anonymous No.58017033
while that might be true, the growth markets are amongst kids. just because they stay fans, doesn't mean that you're converting 30 year olds into pokemon fans. so they will remain kid focused games.
Anonymous No.58017037
>>58014474 (OP)
>DQ and FF fans are gonna die out in your lifetime
Anonymous No.58017059 >>58017070 >>58017092
>>58014474 (OP)
Extremely good news.
The "stop caring, it's a children franchise" narrative is finally over.
Anonymous No.58017067
>>58014500
Kirby is for old fujoshi hags, dumbass.
Anonymous No.58017070 >>58017098 >>58017541
>>58017059
It IS a children's franchise. Intended audience matters more than actual audience
Anonymous No.58017071
>>58014614
>all the Gen 2 related forms
Yeah, the first time they introduced that gimmick they used it ONLY on Kantoshit, retard.
Anonymous No.58017092 >>58017146 >>58017541
>>58017059
its for manchildren just like everyhting nintendo related
Anonymous No.58017098
>>58017070
Cope
Anonymous No.58017146
>>58017092
>Nintendo
All videogames are for manchildrens, cuck.
Anonymous No.58017430 >>58017439 >>58017699
Unironically TPCi/ect. needs to just finally bite the bullet and do the inevitable, and do an official Pokemon game on Roblox. It's been obvious for years that the nu gen kiddies want to play Pokemon on there badly (as the gorillion times Brick Bronze has been taken down only to come back have proven), and it's not stopping any time soon.

If Pokemon can be on mobileshit, why not get the inevitable next step done with Roblox to make infinite money off of kids who would be up to play and spend the annual GDP of a small country for benefits and so on? Besides, it's not like Game Freak can do any worse with the Roblox Studio engine than half the zoomers who have used it the past 5 years anyways.
Anonymous No.58017439 >>58017527
>>58017430
roblox is going to sue them, pokeshit is dead
Anonymous No.58017527
>>58017439
You need to be 18 or older to post here.
Anonymous No.58017541
>>58017070
>it [fanfiction]
Sorry, actual sources proves you wrong.
>>58017092
>"everyhting"
Retarded ESL.
Anonymous No.58017574
Good pokemon is not for kids
Anonymous No.58017699
>>58017430
Roblox is also on PS5 and Xbox. Having one of Nintendo's flagship franchises being playable on something that isn't a Nintendo console will not go well. Ever.