Post them

A classic.

>>58017259 (OP)

>>58017259 (OP)
it's strange that there's no archive for all NPC lines

>>58017259 (OP)
Gen7 was a clusterfuck, but shit many NPC dialogues in there are diabolical

>>58018037
> exclusive texts when you lose
I swear most people not aware of these lines, some are flatout insulting

>>58018015
This one goes crazy
>>58018022
A classic, you enjoy that egg man

>>58019369

>>58019379
I wish that this character design caught on just as much as Hex Maniac did.

>>58017634
Part 2 of this

>>58019383
Seems to be a common problem among evil teams.

>>58019383
The ranger games are more self aware than usual at times

>>58019318
Romhacks and fangames don't count, anyone can make a shitty copy of fire red with a few maps and sprites altered and enter any unfunny joke they want into it.

>>58018019
I've got zirconium pants

>>58019414
Don't have a screenshot of the moment, but the reaction of the two male grunts at the beginning of the game when you tell them you don't recognise them is pretty funny.
"Oh, must be because we switched places. I'm actually Grunt A, I was on your left last time"

>>58019471
No need to throw a fit. It will derail the thread.

>>58018045
>me 9 years old
>start having splitting constant headache and passing out randomly.
>have seizure at school
>mom convinced I have brain cancer
>doctors tell her shes insane
>mom pays to privately book an MRI scan 6 months before the doc's would book it
>its brain cancer
>its aggressive
>less than 30% of kids diagnosed survive 5 years
>they caught it hella early, Oncologist tells my mom that if they'd left it 6 moth id probably be terminal
>its treatable with resection, a nuking and 18 month chemo to make fucking sure its fucking dead
>its fucking dead
>my options were let my mom be paranoid or die
>thank her every fucking day for making that choice for me.

>>58019527
Holy shit anon. You were really lucky indeed

>>58019527
Damn anon, good you're here with us. I had a less drastic situation happen to me like that.

>21 year old shit head living at home
>get sick for a month
>have trouble breathing while sleeping one night
>mom insists I go to the emergency room and keeps me there so I don't blow it off and just leave
>Pneumonia, I had coughed so hard I popped my lung
>immediate surgery 5 minutes after being checked in
>cut a hole in my side and stuck a tube in my chest faster than the pain killers could kick in
>worst week of my life followed by a chill month off work with a portable tube that made cow noises when I coughed

Something to be said about a mom's intuition.

>>58019527
While this is a pretty crazy story and I'm glad you're ok, I wouldn't exactly say that this is a case of "someone else making a decision for you". You were 9 year old, kids that age shouldn't exactly make such decisions for themselves. That's their parent's job.

>>58018022
based

>>58019669
I think they are implying that the mother didn't let the doctor's make the descision about her child. She chose to act early.

>>58019705
Oh, that would make more sense.

>>58019010
kek
got any more?

>>58019429
https://youtu.be/fNhr1KwgeFM?si=EWfT6CHk5xqgGejn

>>58019949

>>58018025
I'm half expecting every seller NPC in Z-A to ask for tips and complain if you refuse

I got this one in a reaction thread

>>58020021
I now remember the Gladion one

I like Bede, at lest before he got fairy-fied by that old woman.

>>58018022
the mad lad, he’s literally me

>>58019527
It’s different when you’re literally a child. Parents are supposed to make the decisions for you. Your mom could have let the doctor make the decision for her, but she didn’t.

>>58017259 (OP)

>>58021175
i know someone turned this into porn

>>58017259 (OP)
What was lass haleys quote after digesting off Cynthia for good

>>58019010
There's also a "7.8/10 too much water" reference if you take a picture of water.

>>58018045
I still think about this quote every so often

It's true

>>58019527
nice

>>58019527
You have it backwards. 9-year old kids cannot make decisions like that, it's the parent's job to make them.

She made her own decision instead of allowing the doctor to make it for her. Had he been right and the MRI scan showed no tumors, she would still have been better off than waiting 6 months without knowing the cause.

>>58019369
>>58019379
The fairy kid from XY was so creepy.

>>58018008
Literally me