Thread 58031323

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*Unzips*

Rotom, get away from that freak.

Mel, my beloved.

I'd Falcon Punch her

STOP BULLYING HER SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN

>>58031389
I want to fuck her

>>58031396
You must share with me

>>58031408
I'll kill you

>>58031323 (OP)
Do you have the pic from this artist where she is wearing a "Jeb!" t-shirt?

>>58031415
You can go first, I'll take sloppy seconds!
>>58031432
https://x.com/MelFunnySmell/media
Here is the artist

>>58031665
Gardevoir, stop tracing Pokémon with Naughty natures.
I know that's not how it works, I'm just saying.

>>58031456
>>58031755
Thanks, anons.

>>58031323 (OP)
Has Gardevoir reached shillmon status?

Me, my robot wife, and our wonderful family

>>58032350
gardevoir was a shillmon like a decade ago, now its a mascotmon

It just hit me that emma has a mega Gardevoir in the box art and her hairstyle looks like it so it's probably her ace since Diantha isn't gonna be a battler in the game, we know she's in and this is the future imagine if Emma is also the champion of Kalos while being the city's detective? she certainly had the talent for it in the OG game being able to give the champion level trainer a decent fight.

>>58032424
It's not XY2 dickhead. The fact there's an acting director of the research lab indicated Sycamore's still Professor (just nbot around) so odds are Diantha's still champion, or the regioanl champion doesn't get a mention, as the focus of the game isn't concerned with the Pokémon Gym challenge the way XY was. She has a Gardevoir, because the other notable Gardevoir user is not present in the game, thus does not impact Emma's presentation.

>>58032374
Happy wife, happy life!

>>58032435
you’re mentally ill boomerfag

>>58032822
I'm not the one grasping at straws for her childhood to be recognised with a rehash like all the rest the kiddy bastards got in their starting Gen cunt.
This ain't your childhood redux. That's why the main NPC's from that are absent - to further hammer home the point it's not meant, intended or presented as "XY2, the missing XYgote rehash that got cancelled 10 years back". Sooner you understand that, the sooner I stop pointing out what a retarded little child you are.

>>58032374
Do you know your robot wife has a robot penis, you know because they're a fusion of a Gallade and Gardevior?
Also, since your wife is a robot and pretty much a incubator machine, your children inherited their DNA from you which means you're special too, but that makes sense since you have a robot wife..

>>58034171
One could call it a Paradox...

>>58034171
did you know that in the pokemon world even computer code with no gender can pass down its genes to its offspring

>>58034229
>STILL pushing tranny propaganda
EVERYTHING has a gender Tanishqua. That's why you'll ever be a woman either, yours is already set.

>>58034229
>Using a Incubator Slime Monster
That is Replication not Gene Passing, hence why the Gallade has special kids because he himself is special, the Iron Valiant has no involvement in how the kids turned out as they're just a robot who was used to incubate the Gallade's DNA

>>58031323 (OP)
why are wacky goofy gardevoir interpretations so popular now

>>58035260
Because zoomers are scared of sexuality, so they portray her as innocent wholesome chungus in an attempt to desexualize her.

>>58031396
I want to fuck Kirlia

>>58035267
>>58035260
i think she can be sexy and cute though

>>58035267
>zoomers are scared of sexuality
Another projecting zoomer acting like they aren't the ones who still regurgitate the Vaporeon copypasta I see?

Gardevoir is sensual, mysterious and dutiful, not a goober.

>>58035321
>>58035693
Adorasexy is the way Gardevoir should be

>>58034254
Cope, rightoid

>>58036665
I'm actually a lefty. But I'm not a terminally-online zoomie lefty, so I don't actually subscribe to their blanket acceptance. And considering Pokémon has taken pains to present itself as heteronormal, taken steps to eradicate gaybait scenarios and generally ignored the fact there's a whole slew of humanity living alternative personal lives, I'll call out trannies screeching they're accepted as retards who don't play the games and instead push their mental delusions on things.

>>58032424
I doubt they'll give emma multiple mega pokemon, the one in the box art is probably just meant to be diantha's

>>58036665
your behavior got trump elected and the next guy will be even worse

>>58035604
that was a milennial meme but you're telling on yourself that it irrationally offends you, zoomzoom

>>58031365
>fan in the way

>>58035267
Making up shit to get angry about isn't healthy.