Thread 58034291

>black-purple and serpentine themed business man with glasses and a Kansai accent trying to be serious while being dragged into kiddo stuff when he just wants to do his own problematic shit alone
This man was handcrafted in a laboratory to be popular. GF is learning. GF is adapting. GF is evolving.

if only they could do the same for the pokemon themselves

>>58034291 (OP)
The ultimate pokeslut

>>58034291 (OP)
Larry and Kieran came inside Rika at the same time?

>>58034291 (OP)
[schizo rambling and cospiracy]
The answer is simplier than you think OP, k-pop is growing big in Japan and just had its peak globally. That's it, that's the reason, really. He fits the typical k-pop fashion style, mixing Western with Asian and fullfilling the female desire for pretty boys with sophisticated looks.
Pic related, I don't even know who they are but they give you a quick idea of k-pop. You can find several other bands with similar looks. Some Japanese fashion styles for males are also similar before the whole k-pop explosion.

>>58034291 (OP)
I really REALLY hope the writter of ZA (and all games from now on honestly) is the same as the new guy they picked up for SV, both for the story and characters. I sincerely doubt I will feel as remotely attached to Team MZ as I was to the SV crew but they better try at least

>>58034325
this, this dude and female tierno are only here to get kpop's bucks

>>58034321
Actually Larry and Rika came into Kieran at same time, yet Larry was the one carrying the baby (don't ask)

>>58034466
I declare this post canon

>>58034466
>no pregnant shota

>>58034291 (OP)
We dreamed of creating the world's sexiest Pokéman...
But did we succeed?

>>58034509
Yes. By far

He even has a fatty boyfriend (no homo)

huh

>>58035984
Looking forward to the gay porn with those two.

>>58034291 (OP)
don't forget the extra tint of KANTO

>>58038159
You mean Arbok? It's not even his ace lmao

>uses an Arbok
>Steelix imagery
>Mega is a serpentine bug, too (Scolipede)
>all in Zygarde's game during the year of the snake (which was after the year of the dragon)
>after the last entry of the franchise which had a Champion with a snake hydra dragon as ace
Neato

>>58034291 (OP)
too bad they can't learn to make a good pokemon game

>>58039408
They got that right after the SwooShit fiasco

Godspeed

>>58040443
Sex with both of them