Thread 58046289

>>58046289 (OP)
tepig is so fucking out of place holy shit

>>58046289 (OP)
totodile is so fucking out of place holy shit

>>58046289 (OP)
>both Totodile and Tepig are fatasses who only want to eat
Anyways, Chikorita. It's the only of the three I've never used before.

>>58046289 (OP)
Chikorita or Totodile. I don't give a fuck about embort.

>>58046293
actually, Tepig fits better than Cyndaquil in this trio

>>58046289 (OP)
>Lightening the mood
aka releasing psychedelic spores

>>58046289 (OP)
Stop wasting your money.

>>58046289 (OP)
tepig because its mega seems cool from the leaks

Totodile because I have sex with women

>>58046289 (OP)
I think all three are beautiful pokemon so it's hard for me to choose. It'd have to be a coin toss.

>>58046293
Definitely emboar, but Tepig can easily pass as a Johtomon

>>58046289 (OP)
Tepig

>>58046289 (OP)
Feraligatr. If I can get the other 2, I'll wonder trade them on violet.

>>58046289 (OP)
Literally nobody is picking these when the kanto, hoenn and kalos starters are already in

>>58046295
coping

>>58046295
Any starter looks out of place when your competition is dogshit like tepig and chikorita.

>>58046388
Water/Dragon >>> mono Water, Water/Dark, Water/Ground

>>58046478
>*Dies to freeze dry*

>>58046289 (OP)
Fucking none of them

Call me autist or whatever you want but I will never EVER accept having two starters of the same region and one of another one. Just Johto starters again? Would be kinda odd but okay. One from Johto, one from Unova and another one of other region? Hell year. Just Johto starters with one of them replaced? Insane, disgusting, utterly incomprehensible.

Are they going to get Kalosian evos or are they just going to stay the same?

Chikorita is a horrible pick

>>58046631
the leaks that predicted Mega Dragonite said they're getting super saiyan shill forms

>>58046289 (OP)
Totodile or Tepig but most likely Tepig because I actually like fire/fighting

>>58046631
If there were regional variants, they would've already shown one of them by now.

>>58046289 (OP)
what is this, the worst starters collection?

>>58046672
It's a combination of the worst members of johto and unova so yes

>>58046672
If that was the case we would see all three galar starters

>>58046681
Scorbunny is the best fire starter, darkie mutt

>>58046672
>>58046678
if they're the worse way are they being rewarded with overpowered megas

>>58046685
>Has one of the ugliest finale evos of any fire starter
Cope faggot

>>58046685
>Ugly jobmon trix rabbit ripping off lucario that only gay furries like
garbage starter.

>>58046699
>overpowered
They're going to be UU at best

>>58046702
>Football rabbit that kicks fireballs is... LE BAD
Dilate troon

>>58046708
>fagged up cereal mascot rabbit with a McDonalds color scheme is dog shit
yes and you can cry about it you titanic tranny.

>>58046702
>>58046705
abysmal taste, Cinderace looks great, has terrific stats, movepool and hidden ability.
Emboar is slow and fat and his hidden ability makes him kill himself faster.

>>58046699
Anon never heard of pityness

>>58046705
higher tier than your starter, retard
>>58046718
yeah you would know a lot about fags wouldn't you troon, but sadly you're wrong here, jsut like you usually are, so fuck off now

>>58046720
Cinderace is a faggot twink jobmon with a horrid design and nobody cares about autistic compshitters. Emboar is a cool, underrated, ambiguous pig monster that filters fags for not looking like a mascot twink made for fags to jerk off to. He's getting a mega, your shitty rabbit isn't. Cope.

>>58046735
>Emboar is a cool, underrated, ambiguous pig monster
Emboar Is as much of a ugly furshitter as cinderace but for barafaggots and homos it's like comparing trash and garbage

>>58046720
>Muh stats
>Muh move pool
If your design is dogshit then I don't want to bother. Shitdisgrace is ugly dogshit aping lucario except he isn't a cool jackal creature, he's a faggot rabbit jobmon with a lame gimmick. You only think cinderace is good because his competition was rillaboomer inceleon. Embort is garbage as well but not anywhere near this abomination.

>>58046725
>NOOOO HE'S MAKING FUN OF MY SHITTY JOBMON TWINK WABBIT TIME TO BRING UP TRANNIES AND SEETHE ABOUT EMBOAR OUT OF NOWHERE BECAUSE HE GOT A MEGA
You aren't worth anyone's time faggot.

>Shitdisgrace
>Embort
if you want to estimate how old a particular anon is, all you have to do is look at which name puns he thinks are clever

>>58046758
You'll always be a discordtroon no matter how hard you seethe about Cinderace and chimp out

>Giant fin ears and whatever the hell is going on the center of it's forehead
>Stole lucario's pants
>Ugly mustard splotches on it as well as for the "ear holes"
>Looks like a gay furrie's OC
>Goes from an edgy emo rabbit to a soccer jobmon out of nowhere.
Emboar unironically looks more coherent than this visual deviant art vomit.

>>58046289 (OP)
My nigga Toto

>>58046764
>Discord out of nowhere
Obsessed

>>58046759
If those names unironically bother you than I think anyone can estimate how old you are.

>>58046781
right back at you if you think that pointing out how childish something is = being bothered by it

>>58046289 (OP)
Chikorita, evolved into qt pie Bayleef and NOT Fag-anium no matter how good her Mega Shartvolution is.

>>58046788
No need to project, anon. You've already embarrassed yourself enough for unironically thinking cinderace being better than another trash starter is anything to brag about.

>>58046798
I'm not even that anon, tardlet

>>58046801
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

>>58046625
Im autistic btw

>>58046289 (OP)
First game in a while where I'm immediately boxing my starter. What an awful lineup.

>>58046289 (OP)
Chikorita is great, Time to have a sauropod adventure

God what a shitshow. Cinderacefags unironically deserve to get cucked out of a mega for emboar of all pokemon. Glad I won't be seeing that fag rabbit constantly show up with an even uglier mega evolution in battles.

>>58046289 (OP)
Chikorita
>>58046308
Women like Inteleon more than Feraligatr

>>58046735
Cinderace already has a Gigantamax form which is better

>>58046819
yet you think about it rent free lole

>>58046289 (OP)
The pige!