You've been transformed into a Lucario. Would you still go to work? What would your girlfriend think?

>/vp/
>work
>girlfriend

>>58048324 (OP)
Well my gf is white so she would probably like dog cock

>>58048332
I was being generous with my assumptions.

>>58048324 (OP)
i go get a weavile gf

>>58048324 (OP)
IRL your life would simply be over.
>hounded by the media trying to interview you
>hounded by furries trying to find out how you transformed and if they can do it too
>hounded by furries wanting to fuck you or at least see your dick
>hounded by half the scientists and researchers of basically every scientific field and probably quite a few governments too
>get tons of questions when you're trying to do basic tasks like buying groceries and such
>shat on by anti-AI guys just assuming you're roleplaying via AI
>shat on by various groups who think you're just in some realistic fursuit and they want to rip it off of you to make fun of whoever's inside
>get sued by Nintendo for using their IP without their permission
>get roped into doing publicity work for TPC assuming Nintendo doesn't assassinate you
>don't have thumbs anymore so you probably can't do your job or a lot of basic tasks
>at constant risk of dying because your biology is so different that a lot of medical technology and techniques simply wont work on you
>at risk of accidentally using an attack and blowing a hole through someone's house
>probably get yanked around by every govt trying to buy you out so you can use your aura shit to spy on other govts
>probably get pulled into a van and dissected in some hidden lab somewhere
>everyone's afraid that you'll read their minds/emotions
>schizos might try to kill you so you don't read their minds/emotions

>>58048571
Assuming you remain in the real world, you'd become an instant celebrity and could probably live your whole life on easy mode.
I don't think furries, criminals, schizos etc would be a problem because Lucario can just punch a hole through them.

>>58048566
Weavile only dates catmen

>>58048566
Based evil shortstack enjoyer

>>58048566

>>58049503
Thats a boy!

>>58048324 (OP)
I probably complain how I turned into a karate jackal, but then walk it off. This isn't Look Outside, so the transformation happened but I retained my sanity.
I'd probably live this >>58048760, and when I drop from FOTM, I go back to my old job, and work like if nothing happened. This will probably go back on his own.
I hope.
>GF
Good one anon, but I have more chances of finding a girlfriend as a dog than now.

>>58048571
Yeah it’s not worth it unless you go to the Pokemon world too

>>58049585
Only of you want it to be!

>>58048324 (OP)
>Would you still go to work? What would your girlfriend think?

Nigga I'm going to become a lab rat

>>58048324 (OP)
I'd commit suicide by High Jump Kick out of my window.

>>58048324 (OP)
I would rape her. Just like that Leaf fag raped his wife.

>get transformed into lucario
>nintendo sues you for all your money for the rest of your life

My wife would be all in. She's already drawn her OC taking various pokeknot. Why do you think I married her?

>>58048566
this but fire monke instead

I wouldn't do shit. Who gives a fuck?

>>58050473
You get cucked by fictional men, holy shit.

Would I still be a girl? I don't think my girlfriend would mind :3

>>58048324 (OP)
Wouldn't need to work. Just sell feet pics on Only Fans, I'd be a millionaire easily. Don't have or want a gf, I'd just train my aura all day to get goku stronk.

I’d just play with my butt all day.

>>58051244
You do that now

>>58051195
That would imply that you're one in the first place. I think you know the real answer to your question.

>>58051336
/vp/ is one of the more feminine boards

>>58051254
Yes, but now it’s bigger, blue, and bouncier.

>>58048324 (OP)
Damn this thread was a lot less sexy than I was hoping.

>>58051359
What do you want people to say? They'll whip it out and start jacking it in front of the mirror?

>>58051353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

>>58051359
Should have used Braixen/Delphox, Meowscarada, Gardevoir, or Primarina instead.

>>58050473
ayo dis ytboi get cucked by dogs

>>58048324 (OP)
>Your girlriend
>girl
>friend
OP, I'm a borderline gay zoophile for a reason…

>>58048324 (OP)
Always wanted to be a superhero, so I'd dedicate my life to fighting crime and making the world a better place. And if there are other people who transformed into powerful pokemon, someone has to reel them in if they step out of line.
tfw instantly accused of racism after foiling a convenience story robbery with a force palm to the black suspect's face

>>58052303
This is gay, man. Also do you imply that you are "zoophile" in terms of intellect rather than in terms of shape? Or else what's the problem with friend?

>>58048324 (OP)
Can I be tf'd into something else?

>>58053210
You are gonna be an assdog and YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT

>>58053217
Can I at least be a Riolu?

>>58053210
Yes. You're now a female Lopunny in heat

>>58053246
>Female
Gross, nevermind

>>58053225
sure, why not

>>58053267
Yay, now I get to bottom for sexy Fighting types

>>58051359
Anon, not every Lucario is going to be absurdly horny. Same goes for a Lucario who was formerly human, despite a lot of furries definitely having the hots for him.
Really wish I had the time to write out a longer post tonight because I really like these sort of threads. Hopefully this one is still up tomorrow night.

>>58053178
Not saying anything more because I don't wanna get ridiculed again for never having sex or even talking to a femoid without being spoken to at 35.

>>58053252
A female Lopunny is life on easy mode.

>>58051195
12.5%

>>58053162
>>58054098
I hope you do, Anon.

>You were like a kid again.
>A kid times…
>A hundred?
>Boundless energy didn’t come close to describing this feeling.
>You sped up.
>In minutes, you’d gotten used to dashing as fast as a car.
>You dodged past branches and hopped over divots and cracks faster than thought.
>The t-shirt and shorts you kept on clung to your lean, muscled form.
>The lingering human part of your brain insisted you wear something.
>You wish you hadn’t; you could go even faster.
>The sharp, iron spike on your chest already bore a hole through the fabric.
>Had this happened to others?
>Surely, it had, right?
>You hoped so.
>Others needed to experience this.
>The few people out this early bore no changes.
>No one saw you coming.
>You sprinted silent as a cat and faster than the wind.
>The few who did turn their heads only saw kicked up leaves and grass clippings as you bounded further out of sight.
>Racing down the sidewalk was too easy.
>Turning on a dime, you leapt over hedgerows into a backyard.
>Two steps after landing, you leapt again over their fence.
>Three bounding steps this time, before leaping over another wooden fence.
>A stray cat froze in place as you cleared a swimming pool.
>The scent of chlorine made your nose crinkle, but it passed within a quarter-second.
>Twisting in mid-air, you avoided crashing into a child’s sandbox filled with toys and a castle.
>Looked professional. Budding architect here.
>Seeing the two-story Victorian home on the corner gave you one final, big hurdle.
>And a chance to really test your legs.
>You landed low to the ground and bent your knees.
>You didn’t jump.
>You launched.
>Up you flew towards the roof.
>And past it.
>Panic set in.
>You underestimated your own strength.
>You flailed, barely grabbing the roof’s ridge with an outstretched hand.
>You felt like you had thumbs. Sort of. Gripping was weird.
>Maybe should’ve practiced more at home before doing this.
>It wasn’t enough to stop you.

>>58055171
>You sloppily slid down the roof, bracing your pawpads against the bumpy tiles.
>Your small claws dug white furrows into the roof as you slowed.
>You raised your tail, awkward as it was poking a hole through your shorts, to keep balance.
>Though slowed, momentum took you past the edge.
>But not over.
>You gripped tight.
>With wide, red eyes, you hugged the top of the roof and rested your chin against the gutter.
>Damp, old leaves stuck in there flooded your nose.
>Your legs kicked uselessly, just too far from the house to get any leverage.
>Could you survive a two-story fall?
>Making a big mistake, you looked down.
>Lord have mercy, it looked far.
>Pulling yourself up too fast, you felt the gutter creak and give.
>A bolt popped off, pinging against the side of the house.
>In terror, and without conscious thought, your hands glowed bright blue as you scrambled to regain your grip.
>And exploded.
>Roof tiles blew away, the gutter blew out, wet leaves splattered, and the wooden frame of the house splintered as your aura flared strong and bright for the first time.
>You’d have been prouder had you not been thrown into the flowers below.
>…
>It should have hurt more.
>In fact, the prickly thorns irritated you more than the fall.
>You rested a moment, getting your bearings and checking every part of your body.
>Dogs barked from inside the house.
>Squinting your eyes just right, you the outline of an angered man in a bathrobe storming towards the front door flashed in your vision.
>This was something else…
>It hurt to flee.
>Some deep, instinct told you to make things right.
>To apologize and fix this mess.
>A sense of duty stronger than you ever felt when human.
>You climbed over the fence, hearing a cascade of curses behind you.
>You’d make it up to him later. It wasn’t a good time.
>The world was changing. You could feel it in the air.
>Sense it.
>The glow around your hands flared up again.
>And you had way too much energy to burn.

>>58054253
But I want my dick

>>58055235
Not like you use it properly anyway.

>>58053225
no, it's a lame pokemon

>>58055501
Untrue, I wag it for fun

>>58055235
Why would that matter? You'd be a Pokémon capable of superhuman feats, surely you see the bigger picture.

>>58056111
Superhuman feats are nice, but the small things in life make it worth living I probably shouldn't say "small things" in this context

>>58051194
>>58051949
Some of the girl x monster fetish guys are the 'i want to see a girl fucked by nonhuman partners', some are the 'I want to see a girl humiliated by being used by some creature and her dignity ripped away', and yeah some are the 'giwtwm' type cucks who let their raceplay get out of hand. But you can't always assume which one someone is.

Unless the monsters are giant insects like I like, then you know for sure it's option 2

This is what happens to those with poor posture.

>>58048324 (OP)
Im gonna squeeze every last bit of money out of this scenario as I can, may as well take advantage of the situation.

>>58055182
Please continue, anon.

>>58057086
Thanks. Got any suggestions?

>>58048571
Man the real world sucks.

>>58048324 (OP)
I would probably go insane I'm guessing

>>58051195
TITS OR GTFO
Else. YWNBAW

Finally I can die eating chocolate as a Riolu

>>58048324 (OP)
After establishing that I am indeed not just in some stroke induced hysteria of existance.
Feel my new body, I now have short blue fur, bones made of metal like wolverine, large ears that can probably hear better then I ever could at my best youthful days.
Feel my new and now Canine like skull.
Experience what it's like to have a tail this sudden new limb that just kinda does whatever but I can also control.
Try to speak and see if this new mouth can actually formulate human speech.
Realize, yes this is me now, my mind is not experiencing a hallucination of the highest order.
Sit and meditate for a bit to calm my much faster heartbeat and try to come to grips if it's just me, or if I am some cosmic fluke of manifestation, given the unlikely hood that A. This actually happened, and B. I just so happened to become one of the most popular creatures creates by mankind, and not something else.

>>58057273
Boke, is that you?

>>58055182
>>58055171
This has a very American Werewolf in London feel to it.

>>58048324 (OP)
Can I be transformed into something more badass instead? Like a Sceptile or a Krookodile?

>>58058079
The topic was you wake up and you are a Lucario, not you wake up as your favorite.

>>58056638
>'I want to see a girl humiliated by being used by some creature and her dignity ripped away'
Yepparoo that's me all right

>>58058096
I mean yeah but like... it'd be cooler...

>>58058096
The topic is bait, and OP is baiting. HE knows Lucario is hated in veepee

>>58058301
I like Lucario, he's cool. How can you hate Furry Goku?

>>58048324 (OP)
Well, thread's still up, so let's give it a go.
I guess I'd be sleepdrunk enough to not notice until standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom, so that would be a nice surprise to start with. Once the initial panic has waned a bit, try to get a feeling of this new body, try not to scorch anything with Aura at this point. Try using a phone (hope you lot aren't using face ID or fingerprints for that) so I could contact my brother in an attempt to explain what has happened. With some luck, I don't scare anyone else away right then. I'd attempt going through the normal notions of daily life and work after a few days in that case.
Even if some other people would get TF'ed at the same time, things would get pretty awkward from that point on, even if you are still able to do almost everything your former human self could. Of course, you'd have a shitton of furries lusting after your Lucario self, the bigger issue would be some shady agencies who would do not very nice things to get that precious Aura of yours. So you'd probably be on edge all the time.
On a somewhat more positive note, you'd be able to read minds of people up close, which would either help you a lot sensing danger or would just drive you utterly insane, no in between.
On the bright side, you got some really nifty Aura powers and a good arsenal of moves to fight with, so that balances it out as long you keep yourself sane enough. I'd think I would keep myself sane enough, while at the same time being overly obsessed with getting a Mega Stone as soon as possible. Because let's be honest, that extra power is too good to ignore, and it looks even better.
And perhaps I'd meet another formerly human Anon down the line, which most likely would be less awkward than being the only former human in a social group of humans.

>>58058322
Ok latinx

>>58058335
I'm Black

>>58058348
wew lad

>>58057234
Building on that "the world is changing" line, I'd suggest. Does that suggest other people are also transforming? Does it suggest someone kind of disaster the protagonist will attempt to intercede in, but will run into further complications because they're still inexperienced with these new powers? Or is it a more introspective thing, where the world is not literally changing, but rather the protagonist's perception of it is, and we follow how this initially directionless need to run, to focus their newfound energy on something, coalesces into some new sense of purpose? Maybe it's all three?

Either way, regardless of the specifics, you write really well. I just want more, DESU.

>>58051188
only good reply for this thread

>>58058855
Samefag

>>58048571
Yeah no if I was stuck on Earth I'd blow my head off with an aura sphere. This fascism and paranoia fueled hellplanet isn't compatible with joy and whimsy.

>>58048324 (OP)
Use my Aura to hunt down any Zoroarks in disguise (and maybe breed with them depending)

>>58055182
>>58058630
>”I’m telling ya’, Dylan, ain’t seen nothing like it! Right over the farm.”
>”Just a HUGE hawk. Way too big to be from ‘ere, y’know? They get that big in Canada? Fly off from the zoo maybe?”
>”And there you have it, folks. That was our fourth caller today. Called in a few minutes ago, can you believe that?”
>”So, listeners, place your bets, are we getting punked again? Jame, you remember when-“
>You’ve heard enough.
>Nothing on social media or the news.
>But local radio couldn’t stop talking about it.
>Enough to warrant a check.
>You stuck to rooftops and backyards, leaping above power lines and over trees.
>Being midday, you were overly cautious at first.
>But so few people look up, it was almost cheating
>A combination of speed and heights kept you well out of sight.
>Silently, you landed on each roof before scuttling to the far edge and bounding to the next.
>Not as fast as sprinting, but you were fast than the vehicles shackled to the streets below.
>A bystander might assume you’d done this for years.
>It only took four falls from yesterday, but you got the hang of this.
>Reminded of the gouge on your leg, you paused your travel.
>Leaning against a warm, red-brick chimney, you examined your arms, legs, and paws.
>Unbelievable.
>You laughed and checked your body again.
>Not a scratch in sight, much less a scar.
>You’d expected they’d have stuck around for weeks.
>After treating yourself to a long, deep, breath of air, you continued.
>This just got better and better.
>Riding high from the adrenaline, it pained you to pause at the highway.
>Getting across would be no issue, but you’d certainly be seen.
>Train tracks ran across the highway a mile down, you played it safe and took the detour.
>You’re glad you did.
>The tracks ran through a forest and you took full advantage and tore down the path.
>Gravel flew into the air behind you, pinging off the metal rails and clacking into the wooden crossties.

>>58059627
>Nothing but the sound of your paws hitting the ground and the rush of wind.
>In minutes, you covered miles.
>And you felt invigorated.
>It would’ve taken hours to walk here, and you didn’t feel a shred of exhaustion.
>The tracks ran right next to the reported farm.
>Excited from your runner’s high, you looked up to the clouds and…
>…
>Well, what were you expecting?
>You leapt up the highest tree.
>After balancing on the highest, shaky branch, you brought a paw to your forehead to block the sun.
>You’d driven past the old barn there before.
And there’s the farmhouse
>You recognized the livestock there. A few horses were in that field.
>Chicken coop there.
>Apple tree.
>Hedges.
>Cornrows.
>…
>If there was a new hawk here, you didn’t see it.
>You sighed.
>At least coming out here was good exercise.
>Thoughts of heading back were dashed when you saw an old tree stand.
>You couldn’t be so impatient.
>Your old responsibilities were a thing of the past; you had all day.
>The stand groaned with every movement you made, but it would do. The view was nice.
>A great place to wait.
>And a great place to practice.
***
>You gasped, needing a breather.
>The trip here barely fazed you, but this?
>This was hard!
>Moving your…
>You didn’t know what to call them.
>Dreads? Sensors? Appendages?
>It was exhausting.
>You’d panicked yesterday, flaring your aura.
>But summoning it when you wanted it was a Sisyphean task.
>You were moving muscles you didn’t know existed.
>Your hands would glow for a second at most before sputtering out.
>Rest was cut short.
>A sharp cry startled you.
>From the other side of the farm, you were sure.
>Not human. Not earthly.
>With renewed vigor, you dove from the window and barreled towards the farm.
>Crouch-running down a drainage ditch kept you low and fast.
>Hugging a grain silo, you slunk behind a tractor and…
>Majestic.
>You could hardly believe it.
>A magnificent creature.
>The beast held its head high, lording over its domain.

>>58059636
>The undisputed ruler of these acres of farmland.
>A braviary.
>It ruffled it’s red and dark blue wings, perched atop the chicken coop and stared down at its subjects.
>Cocking its head to the side, it eyed every hen and chick below with cold, avian curiosity.
>The hens scrambled, bumping into one another.
>Those too far from the chicken coop huddled together against the walls of their closure.
>They weren’t clucking, they screeched in terror.
>The breviary readied itself, lazily stretching its wings.
>Taking its time.
>Part of you wanted to let nature play out, but the other wanted to tackle the thing and wrestle it for answers.
>Thinking kept you frozen.
>Was that thing human?
>Ever human?
>You presumed other Pokémon would be sapient like you, but…
>What happened to you was bizarre enough.
>You were lucky, yes, but were you extra lucky?
>Fortunate enough to remain sane?
>Maybe it was a bird before? Some other animal?
>What if it was still someone who simply didn’t care?
>A farmhand loading a shotgun shell brought you back.
>Not for you. His ire was directed toward the raptor threatening his flock.
>Your hand was forced.
>Though you sounded far different, your voice still worked.
”Wait, wait, wait!” You shouted.
>Charging a man with a gun was a foolish idea.
>But you could do it.
>It felt like bullying, in a way.
>Mid-reload, he didn’t have a firm grip.
>The old man approached retirement.
>And looking in your direction put the sun in his eyes.
>He noticed you at the same time he realized you plucked the shotgun from his hands.
“Just gimme a sec, alright?” You asked without asking, tossing the firearm far to the side.
>The poor man backed away in terror, putting his hands up defensively.
>He only lowered them when you stealthily crept away towards the chicken coop.
>He scratched his shaking head, puzzled.

>>58059646
>With the braviary wholly focused on finding the fattest hen, you got frighteningly close.
>It was far bigger up close; the bird came up to your chest.
>And perched on the henhouse, it looked down menacingly.
>You whistled.
>Whipping its head around, wide, brown eyes bore into yours.
>Sizing you up.
>Judging you.
>And stared back.
>On instinct, you were in a fighting stance.
>In a heartbeat, you could launch yourself away or press the attack.
>The stare lasted all of 2 seconds.
>Screeching, the braviary too flight.
>Its huge wings blew dust into your fur.
>You stood still, watching it fly off. Perhaps it flew toward its nest.
>You wouldn’t pursue.
>Animal eyes.
>Animal instinct.
>Animal thoughts.
>”Hey!” The farmhand shouted, walking towards you.
>Armed, but pointed to the ground.
>”The hell’re you?” He asked.
>Still human, you thought, leaping away.
>Part human.

>>58059653
I was working on a Diancie one like this, but my writing style is far too introspective, and doubt people want to read a fan fic that reads like damn Dune.

>>58048324 (OP)
>Girlfriend
Also instant suicide if there's no way to turn back, I refuse to live as a subhuman beast.

>>58059677
If you enjoy it, there's some people out there who will too.
I'm one of those weirdos who read Dune and its sequels.

>>58059687
It was all about adapting to the mental changes, as each wave of "energy wrapped the world, and how the protagonist was trying maintain their sense of self as more and more "diance thoughts" started to surface.

>>58059699
Sounds like a winner in my book.

>>58059683
Good, dumb "le pokemon are le inferior" retard.

>>58059705
Well where I landed at a wall was trying juggle the protagonist, and trying to get the readers and protagonist to a place that would explain why this all happened.

But honestly a Lucario would be better for this plot I had.
Diancie is too slow to really write a story about traveling miles.
if you are curious I can tell you.

>>58059707
They are. I'm sorry that the slaves made for cockfighting are inferior to their human masters. That's just how it is.

It'd be the same for anything that isn't human. I have no desire to be something that isn't me.

>>58059720
Or not.

>>58059986
cool retarded opinions, now leave this thread then, it is clearly not for you

>>58059653
Loving this so far. Protag has abandoned his human responsibilities in favour of fully exploring his new potential and satisfying the wanderlust that the boundless energy the Pokemon form has engendered in him. Understandable reaction, but one does wonder if that might lead to consequences later. What's he eating? He's avoiding engaging with people, which is understandable, but has he been fast enough to escape getting caught on CCTV? Will he be become an urban legend, perhaps? What IS the deal with that Braviary (great choice of mon, by the way. Not totally unfamiliar, but a little outside the usual suspects and "safe" anthropomorohic choices. Good balance) and will protag see them again? What other small adventures (and perhaps grander ones in the future) will this new lease on life see him get into?

Very much here for it so far. Would be great to read more.

>>58060201
Wonder if any other humans got affected.
That seems to be what he's hunting.

>>58048760
>just kill people that annoy you
That's a good way to fast track yourself into jail, then disappearing from the jail to end up on a surgical table in some country you haven't heard of while they remove your organs one-by-one.

>>58060201
It might be interesting if there are other people transformed how they’re responding. If you got turned into a Buizel/Floatzel, are they doing the equivalent by becoming a beach bum and exploring the ocean?

>>58059720
>if you are curious I can tell you.
Please do

>>58059720
Different anon that just woke up. Yes please.
>>58055171
I love those bits that express the emotion and sense of freedom from being athletic beyond normal means. That same kind of feeling that made early man imagine what it was like to fly.

>>58057273
>>58057338

>>58061046
>>58061009
An experiment with multiworlds theory and trying to peer into super position of subatomic particles, is suddenly thrust into the absurd.
>The first one that appeared looked like a particle, untill it blinked and grew in size. >Then another, and another as if some wellspring had been tapped into, these things appeared.
>Each hour they double in number. One of our researchers tried to touch one and was repelled like he had been yanked on a wire. He showed no outward affliction he mentuoned it was like an invisble force had formed and rebounded him away.
>Our instruments are starting to show insane readings of photons and electrons, equivalent to a small nuclear weapon, yet the radiation level is actually even below that of an old radio transmitter.
>We can only look in the chamber as these things spin around a core of photons attempting to cut the power has not worked, with this phenomena not only is it meta-stable but increasing in intensity and ever more numbers.
>Something that can not be explained is happening if we have doomed this universe to something like false vacuum decay, it should have been faster.
> There are voices now faint but we can hear something coming from the chamber the instruments are now reading the impossible, negative energy, with sudden spikes into levels that should be vaporized the entire facility.
>I had read as a teenager of eldritch beings being unwittingly summoned from another dimension, the voices, the lights, static charge on everything.
>It's happened, a wave of intense energy just erupted from the chamber many of the more sensitive instruments have short circuited, I fear the first of many of these waves, what it means I can not say. strange shapes are everywhere, light is bending, the chamber is a kelidiscope of color, two researchers have vanished, just gone, raptured.
>It's too late for us now, the voices are everywhere, the shapes bleed through everything they stare at me, unblinking ever spinning.

>>58061264
Go on? How does the pokedemon core get him to being a Diancie?

>>58048571
Living in highly populated areas would render you insane in a month or less.

>>58061999
The waves of energy of the Unown is "reprogramming" our reality, protagonist is just a causality hence the "two researchers have dissappeared" they had their reality rewritten though the Diancie is just a random suburbanite.

>>58048324 (OP)
>mfw becoming a Lucario isn't considered a valid reason to skip work
I should have just ran into the wild like that other Anon.

>>58062339
What shit work do you do where being a Lolcario isn't basically the end of your career?

>>58062358
>"And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Castelia, cheated death once again, and the Orre Wasteland was forever changed."

>>58062388
You can't carry a box without a thumb, dude.

>>58062358
Do they make keyboards and mice that work for giant fluffy paws? How do you type with 3 fingers on each hand?

>>58062358
Working as an archivist, which isn't a job with that much social interaction, or at least in my position. Guess it would have been more of an issue if I worked at the reception instead. At least I don't have to work on the smaller more delicate objects anymore, given how I was already a klutz to start with.
>>58062452
Frankly enough, it didn't change my way of typing that much when using a keyboard. Apart from getting used to type really lightly, because putting anywhere above what I'd formerly considered ''normal'' typing pressure now essentially obliterates the usual keyboard. And those get docked from my salary, and it adds up after the first few times.

>>58048324 (OP)
I want to be Lycanroc instead!

>>58062339
Mr. Shekelberg is relentless.

>>58062778
You don't have thumbs. Are you sure you can carry objects and folders without thumbs? try to carry a document without using your thumb.

>>58059653
>>58060201
>Again.
>Again.
>Again.
>…
>Again.
>Again.
>Again.
>…
>…
>Again.
>And...
>Again…
>Again…
>Again…
>…
>Okay…
>Finish strong.
>Again!
>Rearing your weight back one final time, you punched.
>You rotated your hips and shoulders, putting all your remaining strength in one final blow.
>You followed through.
>The wrist spike gouged the makeshift punching bag, tearing a hole and dragging an old, discolored shirt partly out.
>It wasn’t a strong punch. Not compared to those you were throwing hours ago.
>But that would’ve hurt.
>The duffel bag stuffed with clothes swung back and forth on the branch.
>Huffing, and puffing, you rested a hand against the tree.
>Last week the most exercise you did was a light walk.
>Today, you spent the entire day throwing punches and palm strikes.
>You listened to the birds sing as fatigue left your muscles.
>Nothing out of the ordinary.
>Nothing like that huge braviary.
>As you took the bag down, you winced.
>The pink pads on your finger-paws were raw.
>You’d been so focused you hadn’t noticed.
>As the sun set, you leisurely headed home.
>You tugged the old shirt out of the bag.
>You…
>Lord, you needed a bath.
>That was a lot of sweat.
>And that made you remember how heightened your sense of smell had become.
>The highway fumes to the left, some industrial buildings across town, the taco place a few miles on your right; you smelled everything.
>Especially yourself.
>Didn’t need a supernose to pick that up. Eugh.
>Not horrible. But still gross.
>At least that wasn’t too different from being human.
>If you didn’t think of the scent, you got used to it fast.
>You got used to everything. So fast.
>The change changed your brain.
>By how much remained to be seen.
>You simultaneously were, and weren’t, the same person as before.
>Everything was still there, you were sure.
>But the brain was off.
>Improved, you’d say.
>You were far more observant.

>>58063669
>Without thinking, you planned out escape routes and avenues of attack, planning fights against imaginary, possible assailants.
>Pain tolerance was off the charts.
>And your focus, good Lord, your ability to concentrate was off the charts.
>You could barely read for a whole minute straight last week.
>Saying you were laser-focused today was an understatement.
>You knew how to punch. How to position your paws. How to strike with precision. It shouldn’t come so naturally yet it did.
>…
>Had you lost memories?
>You’d gained instinct.
>Did something have to leave? To make room?
>You made a game of avoiding the fallen leaves. Hopping from paw to paw made you feel like a riolu aga-
>…
>That was weird.
>Weird enough to make you pause, balancing on a single foot.
>Was there more to that thought?
>Like you woke up and the vivid dream from seconds ago blew away as if dust.
>…
>You continued.
>If you’d lost memories, you wouldn’t remember what you’d lost.
>Probably.
>Family and friends.
>Old teachers.
>Embarrassing falls and triumphant victories.
>It felt all there, but it was so… distant?
>Almost alien.
>Moving through the suburbs, you spent time recounting your life.
>It all seemed there.
>From your earliest memories around Kindergarten to now, not a thing felt out of place.
>You still had a life story.
>Maybe you should reexamine your home. See if there’s a story behind everything.
>After a bath.
>Slinking in through the unlocked window, you headed straight to the bathroom.
>On the way, a buzz interrupted you.
>Cringing, you walked over to the vibrating phone.
>Another text and a mountain of notifications.
>The pit in your stomach told you to be responsible.
>You closed your eyes, sighed, and walked to the bathroom.
>People will find out, eventually.
>They don’t need to know yet.
>This was too new and exciting. You weren’t soiling this.
>At least the bills were on autopay. Thank God you set that up.

>>58063680
>The thought of checking social media for new Pokémon sightings melted away the moment you turned the water on.
>No thinking.
>Relaxing time.
>You crawled into the tub and stretched, moaning as the warm water sloshed over your muscles and through your fur.
>You lied back and closed your eyes, loving every moment the water rose higher.
>Opening your eyes ruined it.
>The water was not the right color.
>You were dirtier than you thought.
>Grains of sand and rock pooled at the bottom of the tub.
>Brushing your hands over everything knocked all the more filth loose.
>Without soap, you were far cleaner already.
>You needed a rinse. Maybe two.
>And not soap.
>Shampoo.
>As the water drained, you became aware of how lean you were.
>The fur really added some bulk in places.
>Shaggy manilla chest fur normally hid your toned abdomen beneath, now the wet hair highlighted the muscles.
>Your black haired parts were short enough there wasn’t much of a difference.
>The blue fur was longer in a few places. Really fluffed your thighs out.
>As the tub refilled, you had to check the mirror out.
>You breathed a sigh of relief; looked better than expected.
>No scared wet dog.
>It became clear fast shampoo was going to be a problem.
>Manipulated the bottle with your paw-hands was difficult.
>And you needed a lot.
>Sudsing yourself was rewarding, if time consuming.
>You were very off-white and bubbly by the time you began rinsing off.
>The amount of water you used was ludicrous, but you needed it.
>Soap was rubbed in deep.
>Bathing had taken an hour, and you hadn’t even dried yourself yet.
>That made you sigh.
>You found your first big downside of being lucario.
>Where was that hairdryer?
>This was gonna take a while.

>>58060088
>Pokemon literally exist to be ordered around and fight in battles, being shoved into space-distorting shrinking balls all the rest of the time
How about you play the fucking games or get the fuck off this board, tourist?

>>58064083
pokemon can leave their balls. You are the actual tourist.

>>58063680
>>Without thinking, you planned out escape routes and avenues of attack, planning fights against imaginary, possible assailants.
I-is that not normal?

haha

>>58063685
Seems protag may be struggling to retain his humanity a bit. Hopefully he can find away to reconcile the competing senses of identity. The "reality ensues" of people trying to get ahold of him (think maybe the cops will show up for a wellness check?) coupled with the gentle slice of life moments of protag discovering progressively more about his new self have me intrigued to see where this is all going to end up going for him.

>>58064099
Pretty normal for guys. I know I do it.
Definitely a male thing.

>>58048324 (OP)
>Would you still go to work?
I don't go to work anyway.
>What would your girlfriend think?
Probably disappointed 'cuz neither of us like Lucario but a good knotting might make her like it more.

>>58063685
I know people joke “what do they eat” but genuinely how does being a blue karate dog affect your diet?

>>58066491
That sounds like a fun write. What would you recommend?

>>58048324 (OP)
I'd just kill myself

>>58066514
Finding out if you are a carnivore or omnivore.

>>58066657
>>58066514
Figuring out what kind of food you’re hungry for would be a good way of finding out how much of your human mind remains and how it’s influenced by Lucario instincts and physiology. The extra sensitive smell might mean certain things are more or less attractive than they used to be.

>>58064096
>Ashnime
In the games, they cannot. The games are and always have been the primary canon.

>>58066794
Terapagos says hi.

>>58066794
the games are canon and BW specifically mentions it. You lost, return to reddit, redditor.

I don't know what the fuck this roleplay thread is but it's kind of entertaining

Isn't there a whole comic about this, with a guy turning into an Eevee girl and then later into a Sylveon girl?

>>58063685
>>58066491
>>58066657
>>58066665
>This was poison.
>You slammed the cereal box on the counter.
>Yeah, you could eat it.
>You used to. All the time.
>Last week, you might have said it was your favorite.
>It smelled fake.
>The fake was always there.
>You hadn’t noticed it until now.
>Maybe you could stomach less sugary cereal, but not this.
>Scowling, you slammed it into the trash.
>The opening and closing lid wafted its revolting bouquet up your oversensitive nose.
>Stale energy drink.
>Old brownie.
>Oily, packaged cookies.
>Crusty condiments.
>It viscerally offended you.
>Clamping your paws around your nose barely helped.
>When it gets dark, you’ll empty that can.
>So much food smelled like chemicals.
>Some part of you knew it was all edible.
>You hadn’t had any digestion issues yet.
>You could probably drink literal poison and be fine with it. You were hardy.
>But this was not a life and death situation.
>On your way out of the kitchen, you grabbed the last banana.
>Spotty, brown, yet inoffensive.
>You sat on the couch too far back.
>In your frustration, you forgot a tail was back there.
>Scooching forward, you peeled the fruit and had your breakfast.
>Past its prime, but better than fake food.
>But you needed protein.
>And you’d run out last night.
>Training preoccupied you so much you forgot what a sorry state your pantry was in.
>Your body screamed for meat, eggs, milk, someth-
>Milk!
>Duh, you had a little left.
>No cereal, but it’ll do.
>When was the last time you had a glass of milk?
>Eh, forget the glass.
>Straight from the jug saves clean up time.
>Drinking was awkward. You needed both paw-hands to hold it steady.
>It hit the spot. Like those times you wanted water for hours before finally getting some.
>Now sated, you could think.
>What was the delivery time on fresh food?
>You could probably order something online and have it shipped.
>One of the local stores did that for sure, but you needed to pick it up in person.
>Which was a problem.

>>58067213
>…
>…
>You sipped noisily.
>…
>Could kill a deer.
>It made sense the more you thought about it.
>It’d be easy.
>They come out at dusk and dawn, they’d be resting now.
>Figure out what they smelled like, find one resting… You ran quietly…
>And…
>Oh jeez, the blood would be a nightmare to get out of your fur.
>Eugh.
>And you couldn’t store it all in your little freezer.
>No, that would disrespect the animal.
>Do you even have to tools to properly gut it?
>You’d leave a blood trail right to your home.
>No, no, no... Bad idea. Be reasonable.
>…
>A roadside stand!
>You had cash still, you’d just have to find one of those.
>You’ve driven by some on the county roads nearby.
>Grab a few dozen eggs and veggies, leave the cash and you’re good to go!
>You smiled at the simple genius of it.
>It wasn’t meat, but it would do for now.
>Maybe you could head to a river for fish?
>Yeah, you could do that…
>Stand in the river, strike fast, get something tasty.
>Where was your phone?
>You instinctively reached a paw to the pocket it was usually in.
>Might take you a while to unlearn that behavior, you thought.
>You could even call the farmer, make sure they had what you needed before running out on your errands.
>They couldn’t tell what was up with you by your voice.
>Carefully, you poked your phone with your oversized fingers.
>You’ve been ignoring this.
>That was a lot of email, texts, and a couple voicemails.
>Well, text to speech should work fine.
>Some of these messages were friends and family. They deserved a reply.
>There were others you relished not responding to.
>That was a powerful feeling.
>But first, a farm with one of those roadside stands…
>Three times you had to backspace, fat-fingering the wrong numbers.
>Four…
>No.
>Six dozen eggs oughta do it.

>>58067216
This was great. I can't think of any ideas how but I'd love a continuation.
Are you the same guy who was writing the greentext story in /ruse/?
>>58059677
The introspection is my favorite part of stories like these tbdesu

>>58067344
Are you the same guy who was writing the greentext story in /ruse/?
Damn, it's that obvious?

>>58066943
Imagination!

>>58067389
My aura can see through your disguise.
Similar sentence style, plus you were asking for ideas for a continuation in that thread too. I don't know if you plan to but I'd like to see more of that next time we have a /ruse/

>>58067462
Do you believe in 『G R A V I T Y』 ?
I’m another anon that’s been frequenting the /ruse/ threads and missed it the last couple weeks but there’s just not enough for a weekly thread.

>>58067213
>>58067216
Very interested to know what he'll do about his relationships and about money (unless protag has significant savings. What do we suppose protag's job was prior to transforming, anyway? It's probably a fair bet he's already been fired by this point).

Aren’t Lucario fairly short? Did anon stay his same height or did he shrink?

I would also love some backstory investigating the line
>Maybe you should reexamine your home. See if there’s a story behind everything.

>>58048324 (OP)
Never leave the house. Start selling nudes online. Everything works out just fine.

What if the transformation is short lived and occurs occasionally at random. Sometimes it lasts a weekend or a month while the gap can be a few days or a few months.

>>58069464
Basically a werewolf without the predictability. Maybe if you tied it into how ambiguous Aura is. Like you come across someone or something with a really strong aura and it triggers you into changing.

>>58068979
I like this. Another idea is to examine that newfound sense of justice. Maybe there's another transformed human using their powers selfishly. Something he might not have bothered to try and stop before but bothers him now.

>>58069464
>>58069557
>The transformation kicks in whenever another former human or a Mega Stone gets in a certain range of you if you did manage to regain your humanity somehow
This includes Ghost-types and Zoroarks, so it can feel like the transformation can happen out of nowhere
>It takes longer every single time to change back, but for some, it is already a permanent transformation after the first time
For some reason, I like lycanthropy the most if the affected human gets stuck in his/her new beast form while keeping most of their sanity, but no way of turning back into a human.

>>58048324 (OP)
I'd become a prostitute, I bet many girls would pay generously for furry sex.

>>58067216
>>58068426
>>58068979
>Did that include the ears?
>Distracted by the thought, you paused your research.
>You took a minute and practiced wiggling the tall ears atop your skull.
>You’re still getting used to rotating them to listen better.
>Being on top of your head still throws you for a loop. Your favorite music doesn’t sound the same.
>Still good, but everything’s got a strange quality to it.
>It reminded you of swapping headphones. The bass and tones were all a bit off.
>High pitches were more noticeable.
>Any buzzing insects near you received a swift and merciless swatting.
>You skipped a song before looking through the internet tabs again.
>You forgot how short lucario are.
>You bet it didn’t include the ears.
>Three foot eleven.
>2nd graders would tower over you.
>You were taller at 8.
>Hard to imagine this whole transformation being even more awkward.
>Memories came back of difficulties reaching snacks in high cupboards, getting cups and plates after hopping on the counter, your feet not reaching the ground on chairs, and blindly reaching for clothes in too-high dresser drawers.
>Everything would look so big; glad you didn’t go back to that.
>You felt the same height.
>Ears definitely added some inches.
>That put you solidly in “Alpha” territory, according to this chart.
>A nice confidence booster that made you sit a little straighter.
>The rest of the information was a decent refresher.
>Hard to know how much to trust the game’s pokédex entries.
>Everything about aura seemed like magic, but this last week proved the existence of magic as far as you were concerned.
>Aura lets lucario read emotions, thoughts, and movements.
>Aura emanates off even invisible creatures, letting lucario see them.
>Aura helped packs of lucario hunt prey.
>Lucario can detect people from half a mile away.
>Lucario can crush boulders to dust with aura.
>You needed to practice more with aura, that’s for sure.

>All your physical, superhuman feats barely held a candle to what it could do if you learned how to control aura.
>No.
>When.
>When you learned how to control aura.
>You blew up the corner of a house by accident.
>Imagine how strong you’d be when you learned how to control it.
>Apply it exactly when and where it was needed.
>You had to get back to protecting people.
>…
>You shook your head and the aura on your hands flittered away.
>Start.
>Start protecting people.
>From…
>Uh…
>You’d figure that part out later.
>Whatever you’d end up doing, it’d be something meaningful.
>You were sure of it.
>Something no one else could do.
>Not like your last job…
>You were replaceable.
>No doubt already replaced.
>Hadn’t missed a day. Always on time. Got along with most people.
>But ultimately a cog like any other.
>They’ll be fine. You’ll be fine.
>You skimmed through comics that had lucario in them.
>”A most gallant-looking creature.” One line read.
>Again, you sat upright and puffed out your chest.
>The anime had plenty of lucario.
>And a whole movie.
>The high seas let you acquire those for free.
>Had to be careful with money. Only so much to go around right now.
>Sitting still for so long made you restless. Exercising while watching made you feel more productive.
>None could talk like you could. The one in the movie used telepathy, which came close.
>If you could use telepathy, you hadn’t the slightest idea how.
>You talked like Meowth. Maybe these others could’ve learned to talk too if they tried.
>At the end of the movie, that noble lucario was taken before his time.
>The cartoons got the maneuverability and strength down.
>Not much you weren’t aware of already, save for a few moves you’ll have to try yourself.
>Dark pulses, psychic blasts, metal claws…
>Heck if any of that was possible, but your aura was real. You wouldn’t be surprised.

>>58071188
>There were plenty of clips, but watching these shows got you more exhausted than the actual exercise.
>It was dark enough outside.
>Getting to bed now would mean an early wake-up.
>Could train outside with less risk.
>You kneaded the bed with your paws.
>Seeing cats and dogs do it was always funny.
>But you tried going to bed without kneading yesterday and you couldn’t fall asleep.
>Yawning, you slipped under the covers.
>Only then did you remember you needed to plug the phone in.
>Eugh.
>The nightstand and charger were right next to you, but your paw-hands made it cumbersome.
>Plugging your drained phone in, you flicked over to social media.
>Hadn’t looked there yet today.
>Couldn’t check your phone during the movie when you were instead doing sit-ups and bicycle kicks.
>The infinite scrolling loop caught your attention, same as when you were human.
>Funny video. Painful fall though.
>Cool video game. Might not be able to play it with paws.
>Great animation. Give it a like.
>Bodybuilder giving tips. You’d win in a fight.
>Day ending in y, another politician lying or something.
>Cute animal video. Lotta kittens.
>Dog saves a life. Man’s best friend indeed.
>And…
>And a blue-albino squirrel in a park…
>…
>That’s a pachirisu.

>>58048324 (OP)
>work
ha.
>girlfriend
haaaaaaaaa.

>>58071197
Pachirisu :D

>>58071197
We knew from the Braviary that there are other pokemons, but this was still surprising. Thanks for your writing anon!

One more thought, how is our guy dealing with the cartoonishly large spike jutting out of his sternum? Has he perforated his mattress yet?

>>58048324 (OP)
Assuming I'm still wearing clothes, I'd ditch them. Not like I'd need them, plus I'd probably be comfier without them.

>>58071188
Hmm. Bro seems more at risk of losing himself when he taps into aura. Maybe he needs human friends to ground him? For now, though, a Pachirisu might be something he could actually catch. even if it's not a transformed person like himself, he ought to still be able to figure out how to communicate with it.

>>58071752
That's a good idea, I'll write a bit about that later.
If you have any other good ideas, please share.

I would be super super happy with my new body.
i would have FLOOPY EARSSSS and A TAIL
i would be the most unique thing in the world too.

>>58072166
Trying to communicate with a more animalistic Pokemon could be cool.
>>58073104
I think it would be neat to explore his memories a bit more. He called himself a Riolu once, does he remember actually being one?

>>girlfriend

>>58048571
>furfaggots could never live their fantasies in real life
man the real world rocks!

>>58073104
>Anon tries venturing further into the countryside and (almost literally) runs into another pokemon
>Theyre both mid-zoom and miss each other
>They both stuck pondering the implications
Maybe a Zeraora or something like that?

>>58048324 (OP)
I don't have a job or girlfriend.
Transforming into a lucario would get me tons of white girls and give me a successful career as a Streamer/YouTuber.

>>58071197
>>58071752

>No response.
>The video wasn’t viral, but did attract moderate attention.
>Mostly moms and grandmas commenting how beautiful nature was.
>And a few asking if it was AI, or saying it was well edited.
>And no one responding to your question of where the video was shot.
>Flicking through the comments assaulted you with obnoxious, almost painfully bright light.
>You squinted your eyes shut, but couldn’t find the strength to turn the screen down.
>Squinting wasn’t good enough.
>Burying your eyes into the pillow was.
>After a half-minute of groggy inactivity, where you balanced on the precipice of sleep and awake, the phone went black.
>Maybe you’d have found the energy if you’d gotten a reply.
>A loud ‘pop’ interrupted the blissful fall back into dreamland.
>Fight or flight flooded your veins.
>Within a half second, your body sprang up.
>You were on your toes and finger tips, teeth bared.
>Your tail, trying to get upright, was unable to push through the covers still draped over your back.
>Slowly, the killer instinct drained away, replaced with a groan at the foolishness.
>But you had heard something.
>Sometimes you heard bangs or felt like falling just as you went to sleep.
>This was too different.
>Your phone was fine, it hadn’t fallen to the floor.
>Nothing was on the bed, you didn’t kick anything off.
>Shifting a hand, you found the problem.
>It was only a matter of time.
>Your chest spike gouged the bed.
>It tore a hole through the sheets, the mattress protector, and bore into the mattress itself.
>You’d done such a good job of sleeping on your side and back you never considered it happening.
>An experimental poke reminded you how razor sharp it was.
>Merely bumping into someone could cause serious damage.
>Maybe time would blunt it.
>The thought of smoothing it down made you wince.
>Reminded you of those grinders in the dentist’s office.
>There were probably nerves and blood vessels in there, no way you’re taking a belt sander to it.

>>58074956
>With no hope of getting sleep now, you made breakfast while thinking of solutions.
>Put corkboard on it?
>Maybe a tennis ball. Would that stay put?
>A sock might be good enough, if it could stay on.
>But if your t-shirts couldn’t stand up to the spike, could a sock?
>You put that thought on the backburner.
>Then put the frying pan on the burner
>Cracking eggs demanded your full concentration.
>You felt like a roi-
>Kid.
>A kid again.
>You had to relearn how to crack these, and still hadn’t gotten it down.
>Scrambled eggs it was again.
>You lapped the raw egg splatter from your paws, not wanting to waste anything.
>Would it be better to eat the egg raw?
>Felt natural.
>Humans did it. So could you.
>Cooking made it smell like breakfast though.
>That was one heck of a boon.
>And the salted egg smelled pleasant and tasted homely.
>With a warm belly, you slid out the window.
>The cool air felt refreshing.
>Dew on the grass moistened your paws.
>You indulged yourself, and wiggled your toes in the grass.
>A pleasant way to greet the dawn.
>Good thing you were close to the edge of town.
>You needed privacy to train your aura.

I love this thread and never want it to end

>>58074963
Could be interesting if he ends up experimenting with type strengths and weaknesses.
>Burns himself cooking and it hurts like a motherfucker
>Swatting bugs like mentioned >>58071184
>No longer interested in ice water after workouts, just room temperature

>>58074992
Dude chill

>>58074963
You should save this.

>>58074963
>Dew on the grass moistened your paws.
>You indulged yourself, and wiggled your toes in the grass.
>A pleasant way to greet the dawn.

I am legit jealous of how good this must feel. And no, doing that with my human feet would not end well, I can assure you.

>>58074992
Glad you're enjoying it.

>>58075353
>>58074559
>>58073349
Some good ideas.

>>58075403
Yes, I have it saved. Always write in a word processor and keep things saved locally.
I'll upload it somewhere eventually.