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Anonymous No.58054727 >>58054731 >>58054738 >>58054742 >>58054764 >>58054772 >>58054901 >>58054964 >>58054999 >>58055411 >>58055669 >>58056033 >>58056646 >>58056837 >>58059124 >>58060720 >>58061337 >>58062512 >>58062529 >>58063698 >>58064109 >>58064473 >>58065013 >>58073502 >>58073765 >>58078590 >>58082323 >>58083190 >>58083301 >>58088210
Female pokephiles
Which pokemon are female pokephiles most attracted to?
Anonymous No.58054731 >>58088210
>>58054727 (OP)
Machamp
Anonymous No.58054738 >>58088338
>>58054727 (OP)
Anonymous No.58054739 >>58056487 >>58088323
dogmons/horsemons/shotamons from my experience
Anonymous No.58054742 >>58056648 >>58061592 >>58065447 >>58088323
>>58054727 (OP)
gardevoir
mewtwo
greninja
inteleon
Anonymous No.58054764 >>58061592 >>58088323
>>58054727 (OP)
Gallade
Scrafty
Lucario
Greninja
Zoroark
Bisharp
Mewtwo
Anonymous No.58054772 >>58061622 >>58088338
>>58054727 (OP)
Eevees, Ampharos, Absol, Gardevoir Hitmontop, Lucario, Luxray, Zoroark, Inteleon
Anonymous No.58054901 >>58088323
>>58054727 (OP)
Gallade
Lucario
Eeveelutions
Zoroark
Gholdengo
Mewtwo
Anonymous No.58054964 >>58088338
>>58054727 (OP)
gholdengo
Anonymous No.58054999 >>58055066 >>58055067 >>58055141 >>58061552 >>58076873 >>58080338
>>58054727 (OP)
So Latias is super popular for males, does that mean Latios is the same for females?
Anonymous No.58055066 >>58088338
>>58054999
maybe if he got a role in a movie where he tried to make a move on Misty he would be
Anonymous No.58055067 >>58055089 >>58055125 >>58088342
>>58054999
No but only because he didn't show interest in a human canonically. He would've been just as loved if they gave at least one scene showing him into Bianca.
Anonymous No.58055089 >>58055125 >>58088342
>>58055067
>Latios into Bianca
>Latias into Ash
>Latias turns into Bianca to try to woo Ash
>Latios sees LatiasBianca and forces himself on her
Yumes would love him
Anonymous No.58055125
>>58055067
>>58055089
It's actually funny to think about Latios being into Bianca because Latias just running around as the girl he likes would be super awkward. It'd also give whole new meaning to him watching Latias in the garden up until Ash showed up.
Anonymous No.58055141 >>58055178 >>58055229
>>58054999
men have latias. women have entei.
Anonymous No.58055178
>>58055141
Fire beasts...
Anonymous No.58055229 >>58061658 >>58076873
>>58055141
It all makes sense now...
Anonymous No.58055411 >>58076873
>>58054727 (OP)
Ditto
Blaziken
Gardevoir (male)
Lucario
Gallade
Anonymous No.58055669 >>58061622 >>58069377 >>58088224
>>58054727 (OP)
Artist of picrel is a woman
Anonymous No.58056002 >>58056407 >>58061658 >>58076873 >>58088224
I adore Hitmontop
Anonymous No.58056033 >>58061658
>>58054727 (OP)
Blaziken
Anonymous No.58056407 >>58056608 >>58088251
>>58056002
What other pokemon do you like?
Anonymous No.58056446 >>58056612 >>58061622 >>58088224
Back in the days of the pokeyume threads some of the mons I remember being liked were
>Gengar
>Luxray
>Typhlosion
>Inteleon
>Hitmontop
>Hypno
>Suicune
Anonymous No.58056487 >>58088251
>>58054739
Also ass the bound-forme Necrozma and Unown to your list if the femoid in question is extra depraved.
Anonymous No.58056608 >>58056791 >>58088251
>>58056407
Mostly humanoid ones, Bisharp and Gallade are both cute, but Top is the one that really does it for me.
Anonymous No.58056612
>>58056446
>Typhlosion
Ironic. Maybe the father made up the story to not tell the people his daughter was a pokéfucker.
Anonymous No.58056646 >>58076873
>>58054727 (OP)
I would Garchomp
Anonymous No.58056648
>>58054742
>greninja
>intelleon
Often at the same time with spitroasting your self-insert OC!
Anonymous No.58056763 >>58056843 >>58061576 >>58073601
Mostly bipedal in SO case. Her list:
>electabuzz
>toxtricity
>lycanroc, especially midnight
>FURRET
>lucario & riolu
>mudbray
>toxicroak
>zoroark & zorua, both forms
>incineroar
>urshifu
>sizzlipede
>gogoat
Yes, these are all 'would fuck'
Anonymous No.58056791
>>58056608
Cute, good taste
Anonymous No.58056837 >>58057610
>>58054727 (OP)
Latios
Anonymous No.58056843 >>58073601 >>58088251
>>58056763
Wow she has great taste. Only one I disagree with is Sizzlipede. Based fellow Gogoat enjoyer
Anonymous No.58057527 >>58057605 >>58076873
Knew a chick who was really into the thought of getting fucked by a Rotom in a vibrator
Anonymous No.58057605 >>58058708 >>58061658
>>58057527
Kek, neat
I like the idea of using Rotom phones to film porn, turning the Rotom inside into a pervert
Anonymous No.58057610
>>58056837
>Latias thought Bianca was coming around to play with her
>She was just coming to see Latios the whole time
Anonymous No.58058670 >>58061295
Anonymous No.58058688 >>58058710 >>58061562 >>58078681
This is hottest btw
Anonymous No.58058708
>>58057605
She would've loved that, screwing with Rotom dex/phone was a fantasy of her's too
Anonymous No.58058710 >>58058713 >>58058738 >>58078681
>>58058688
Based yuri pokephilia enjoyer
Anonymous No.58058713 >>58058727 >>58058729
>>58058710
>yuri
They could be male
Anonymous No.58058727 >>58061622 >>58078681
>>58058713
Bunnies cum in seconds so a male lopunny would suck for females
Anonymous No.58058729 >>58060774
>>58058713
Genuinely cant tell which combination I like most
>Both female + female trainer
>Male lopunny + female gardevoir and trainer
>Male gardevoir + female lopunny and trainer
>Both males + female trainer
Anonymous No.58058738 >>58058750 >>58061658
>>58058710
There's never enough.
Anonymous No.58058750
>>58058738
Ponder the cunnilingus
Anonymous No.58059124
>>58054727 (OP)
Why would you specify female when being an animal fucker is the default state of every woman
Anonymous No.58060720 >>58061622
>>58054727 (OP)
I love them all fairly equally
Anonymous No.58060774
>>58058729
Both males + male trainer
Anonymous No.58060981 >>58061295
Cinderace for starters.
Anonymous No.58061295 >>58061312 >>58061349 >>58063638 >>58064118 >>58066795 >>58068877
>>58058670
>>58060981
He's prime Shota bait like his trainer was in the anime
Anonymous No.58061312 >>58061553
>>58061295
Scorbunny/Raboot would be shotabait, not Cinderace
Anonymous No.58061337 >>58076873
>>58054727 (OP)
I know people who told me they became huge Typhlosion fans when his scrap bit of lore got leaked. I kinda get it with how he plays into some shoujo tropes.
Anonymous No.58061349
>>58061295
Cinderace is more like a teen than a shota.
Anonymous No.58061552 >>58061681
>>58054999
I really like Latios, but I'm not sure I have much company.
Actually, besides latias x latios stuff, I think Latios has WAY more gay porn, or female Latios porn than het. I think guys just like Latios, too.
Anonymous No.58061553 >>58061579
>>58061312
Nah, Cinderella is still shotabait. Well, I guess it'd be hebe bait. Something about the personality just isn't an adult.
Anonymous No.58061562
>>58058688
Definitely this.
Twink/trap mons are really good. Male lopunny and gardevoir are hot as fuck. Gardevoir especially, him getting embarrassed over not being a gallade would be really cute.
Anonymous No.58061576 >>58073601
>>58056763
Good list, I mostly agree. Lycanrock is a little to much "just a dog" for me, but, I get Midnight at least. Furret it top shelf, 100%, one of the sexiest pokemon to me. Don't get sizzlipede, I can't handle bugs, but I can get behind snake-shape mons to wrap you up.
Anonymous No.58061579 >>58078134
>>58061553
>Cinderella
Cinderace
My phone is an asshole
Anonymous No.58061592 >>58088327
>>58054764
>>58054742
Mewtwo is good. But, explicitly first movie mewtwo. Mewtwo in general is kinda whatever, nice legs aside. First movie mewtwo is such a sweetheart I want to hold him.
I can get behind Greninja, but for a real shallow reason. Big tongue. Anything with a big tongue is good. Likilicky is kinda disgusting, but I'd put up with it.
Anonymous No.58061622 >>58061676 >>58063228 >>58065100 >>58088327
>>58060720
Aggron is pretty sexy, agree.
>>58055669
Honestly Hypno has grown on me. In a sorta Orc Massage Parlor way, the idea of a Hypno who is just trying to live and do his job, getting hit on by women who want him to do stuff to them, is really kinda endearing to me.
>>58054772
I don't feel much for most of the eeveelutions. But I'd 100% molest Eevee itself.
Maaaaaaaybe Umbreon. It has shy, goth femboy energy, who is also really good to molest. Maybe Sylveon, similar energy to male gardevoir and lopunny, but dominant twinks are hot, and Sylveon is definitely a dom. Or at least a power bottom, which is close enough.

Not mentioned so far. Gastrodon. I would a gastrodon. Frequently. I want a gastrodon to just lay on me and squish onto and into me.
One of the funnier ones I find is Machoke and Machamp. I feel almost nothing for either, but the confidence guys have in saying they're the pokemon girls want to fuck is kinda funny.
>>58056446
Suicune is pretty good. If I had to a dogmon, Suicune would probably be it. Nice ass.
>>58058727
Quick shots are honestly pretty cute. A bit unsatisfying, maybe, but, that's what mouths are for. Or other pokemon. Lopunny is still really nice. Making him cum fast sounds fun.
Anonymous No.58061658 >>58064160 >>58066089
>>58058738
Not big on fish. All the fish I like have something else going on, and I don't like many fish. Milotic is probably the only fish that wouldn't just be a platform for tentacles, and even then, I don't really know what I'd want to like, "do" with Milotic. It's pretty, a male one has those twink vibes I like, but, there's not much besides looking at him, you know?
>>58057605
This
This is good.
Corrupting the Rotom inside into being a horny little bastard sounds really fun. But, Rotom is strictly an edge/denial mon.
>>58055229
Eeeeeh
Nah.
I get why some people could fall for that Entei, I just don't like it much. I'm tempted to say it's a daddy issues thing, but, I can't say for sure. I don't like it, I just think I see what others do like in him.
>>58056002
Hitmontop is cute. I can't get past the weird looking leotard body though. >>58056033
Blaziken is kinda cool, not a favorite, but I would.
And then anything with tentacles/vines would be good. The actual pokemon attached is almost irrelevant in most cases.
Anonymous No.58061676 >>58062269 >>58088327
>>58061622
>gastrodon
exquisite taste.
Anonymous No.58061681 >>58061687 >>58061710 >>58088327
>>58061552
>WAY more gay porn
> or female [...] porn
To be fair that's the case for most of the pokemon in this thread. Latios is just especially deprived because he's too handsome and human-like to appeal to porn artists into women fucking pokemon yet he's not that popular with women either for some reason.
Anonymous No.58061687 >>58063248
>>58061681
I think the one anon was right when he said they needed at least one Bianca + Latios scene to really kick it off for him. The movie was basically all focused on Latias.
Anonymous No.58061710 >>58063248
>>58061681
Yeah, but it stands out for Latios, at least to me because I DO like him, and wish there was more of him not just getting plowed. Not that I mind those, that's nice in its own way, and I think the idea of Latios being a vers actually does more for me in the long run, but, *I* want to get plowed by Latios.
Anonymous No.58062269 >>58062551 >>58063228
>>58061676
I can't ever quite tell if Gastrodon is popular or not.
On the one hand, it seems pretty ubiquitously loved. On the other, I barely see much outward expression of interest in it. I dunno why this is, if it's a case of Gastrodon being low key or what.
I just know it's absolutely a pokemon I would own if they were real, and is probably the one I want to have for sex more than any other. I dunno if it's the one I want to have sex with most, but it's the one I want to have for sex. If that distinction makes sense.
Anonymous No.58062438 >>58063228 >>58064162 >>58068773 >>58070891
Relevant
https://monyu.me/
Anonymous No.58062512 >>58087735
>>58054727 (OP)
I heard that Chesnaught is built for human cunt.
Anonymous No.58062529
>>58054727 (OP)
Canonically machoke and machamp.
Anonymous No.58062531 >>58063698
Seriously, which Pokémon can both satisfy her long enough in bed? We need a male equivalent of that Vaporeon meme in terms of Sex.
Anonymous No.58062551 >>58063108 >>58063410
>>58062269
Well Gastrodon is default "slimy mon" and ergo both generic would choice for both sexes but really, why would anybody pic it when Ditto exists?
Anonymous No.58063062
Its Lopunny.
>Male rabbits for horny girls
>Female rabbits for horny lesbians
Lopunny was built for human sex.
Anonymous No.58063108
>>58062551
ditto is bogged down by the transforming gimmick
Anonymous No.58063228 >>58064120
>>58061622
Thanks for the Aggron support. I like Aron a lot too. You have great taste in general, but I must say
>>58062269
I said I loved them equally, but Gastrodon is definitely up there. I really can't explain it, but I want to squish with him so badly
>>58062438
Thank you for this anon. I know what I'm doing tonight~
Anonymous No.58063248
>>58061710
Well, I share the same sentiment (except the Latios getting plowed part) I just hope he somehow gets a second wind like Typhlosion someday that makes him more popular.
>>58061687
An added prelude like with Mewtwo strikes back showing a snippet of Latios and Latias' lives before the movie happened would've been perfect for that.
Anonymous No.58063410 >>58064106
>>58062551
gastrodon is slimy. ditto is just slime. there's a difference.
Anonymous No.58063470
>First time playing through Omega Ruby.
>Get forced to defend Latios.
>After defense measure, get the stupid mega evolution bracelet(gay).
>Get told Latios has to join my team(no choice).
>Once that's over, go back to PC and release the stupid bugger.
Finally have a free slot for a Corpish.
Anonymous No.58063638 >>58065009 >>58066857 >>58080605
>>58061295
yjk
Anonymous No.58063698
>>58054727 (OP)
Depends of which Pokémon last against this whore: >>58062531
Anonymous No.58064106
>>58063410
This
A slimy creature is better than a slime creature
Anonymous No.58064109
>>58054727 (OP)
ohhh that says poke-...
still, Rosa.
Anonymous No.58064118
>>58061295
You don't know what a shota is.
Anonymous No.58064120 >>58064956
>>58063228
>You have great taste in general, but I must
Awww thanks.
Enjoy the yume booru!
Anonymous No.58064160 >>58064879
>>58061658
I like his little leotard, honestly its kinda hot to me, but I get why one would be put off by it.
Anonymous No.58064162 >>58064866 >>58070891
>>58062438
Is the site mostly OC x Pokemon or do they just not tend to tag the female characters. There's certainly no "original character" tag
Anonymous No.58064473
>>58054727 (OP)
>Female pokephile
Sickest form of degeneracy
>Male pokephile
Purest form of love
Anonymous No.58064866 >>58070891 >>58088321
>>58064162
From my memory it's just mostly not extensively tagging the female characters. I know there's character tags, and some physical description ones, but I think the lack of focus on them mostly just manifested in not tagging OCs.
Iirc there was some debate over how to handle tagging in a variety of ways, and I imagine some are tagged anyways, especially if any images were just scooped with their tags from elsewhere.
The point was always more the monsters and relative aspects to them; iirc the size tags all relate to the size of the monster relative to the girl, for example. But it was never really coordinated that strongly.
But then it's been some time since I've really hung around the creation of it or uploaded or tagged anything myself. It could have gone any other direction imaginable by now.
Anonymous No.58064879 >>58067830 >>58088321
>>58064160
I can see it.
Like, leotards are hot I agree.
Mostly for me it's the bit of... I dunno, visual non-clarity on if it's clothes, skin, fur over skin, or something else. Like, it's not THAT odd, Hitmonchan has a pretty similar "outfit" design, but that's more apparently clothing, compared to Hitmontop where I can't quite tell, and I think that's the little nook where it bothers me.
Anonymous No.58064956 >>58065016 >>58088321
>>58064120
I really really did, thank you! A lot of new pics I've never seen before in there.
Anonymous No.58065009 >>58088321
>>58063638
CUTE
Anonymous No.58065013 >>58065061 >>58066980
>>58054727 (OP)
There's very few Pokémon I won't get off to, and most of them are the female only species. I generally like the idea of anything bigger than 4ft.

The more animal-like or monstery the better. I'm not super into Machamp when something like Nidoking, Swampert, or Houndoom exists (as a design). The first time I ever got off, it was to Vaporeon hentai. But I don't know how typical I am.
Anonymous No.58065016 >>58067045
>>58064956
>A lot of new pics I've never seen before in there.
Awesome!
I think that's always the best part of things like this, being exposed to pokemon, scenarios, and contexts we haven't really thought of before.
Even if it ends up not being our thing, or just something among things we like more, just seeing the appeal and understanding a new perspective, line of attraction, or way to enjoy things is really mind expanding. I can't handle bugs, but, I've seen the appeal for Drapion, for example. I "get" why someone would like it, and what I can see in it, even if the reality of a big bug is impossible to me.
For me at least, there was a really nice moment I remember, where I realized there's no hypothetical team of 6 that's the best for this, there's no perfect scenario. I dunno, it's probably just autism or something, but, that shift of perception from ideals to just enjoying things was really cool.
Anonymous No.58065017
>look at Emboar, he’s such a big fat.. strong loyal protective caring friendly pig
Anonymous No.58065061
>>58065013
>The more animal-like or monstery the better. I'm not super into Machamp when something like Nidoking, Swampert, or Houndoom exists
I feel this.
For me, it's kind of a shift in the way I look at them, I think.
Mewtwo is a really good example for me.
Mewtwo, for whatever reason, I see as a person, not an animal or monster like a lot the others. My interest in Mewtwo is also completely, completely different from basically any other pokemon. My interest in Mewtwo is pretty specifically tied to the personality of the one from the movie, and if it's not that one, I have a hard time seeing it as... some guy I don't know. Maybe they're cool, maybe they're not, in their own right, but, that's a very, very important feature of them.
Harsh contrast to something like Gastrodon, where, while I'm sure an individual has personality quirks I'd like or find endearing, or maybe not compared to others, that's kinda... irrelevant? Like, any Gastrodon would work. I'm sure I'd develop a personal attachment to one, but as long as it wasn't like, hostile or something, that's more a side note to my attraction to it physically.
I FEEL like that could happen with some of the more humanoid pokemon for me. I feel a little bit of this for Hypno, where my interest in it is primarily from scenarios where the Hypno is more or less an innocent bystander to its reputation. Hypno is a little messy because some aspects of hypnosis DO sound fun, but, that's a case where it's at least 50/50.
Mewtwo's just one who the example exists of me crushing on it a bit, because of the personality and character of one, kinda independent of the design. Nice hips aside, there's not really an aspect of Mewtwo that really stands out as something I like, it's all who it is. Hard to say for sure, but I FEEL like I could be swung around on like, a Machoke or something if I had similar personality based attraction to it.
Anonymous No.58065100 >>58065285
>>58061622
>the confidence guys have in saying they're the pokemon girls want to fuck is kinda funny.
Because there's a reoccurring joke in the actual series about women being into the machamp line and their muscles.
Anonymous No.58065285 >>58065308
>>58065100
I mean
Muscles can be good.
But have you SEEN Aggron's arms?
Muscular AND naturally held in the perfect position to cradle you.
Plus, he's sensitive. It's a natural gardener and landscaper, it protects all the nice things it has, and has made. It maintains and protects entire ecosystems. There's this perfect balance of strength, gentleness, and selflessness Aggron has, I think. Aggron is probably the best conventional husbando if you want to approach it from that angle.
Anonymous No.58065308 >>58065311 >>58088310
>>58065285
I don't think the joke is meant to be realistic or conventional.
Anonymous No.58065311
>>58065308
I do respect the focus and dedication of the one who wants to take his pants off.
Anonymous No.58065353 >>58073601 >>58087735
>>5806243
>only 4 images of Chesnaught, all by the same artist.
>more durable in bed.
Anonymous No.58065447 >>58088310
>>58054742
Mewtwo is part human so it's all good.
Anonymous No.58066089 >>58066286 >>58088310
>>58061658
There's not a lot of people who like fish beyond a Milotic, who probably only like for being a snake they can call a fish. I'm a complete degen but just want more yuri pokephilia, no matter what shape it takes.
Anonymous No.58066286 >>58066782 >>58088317
>>58066089
Yeah. Fish are kinda rough.
I even like the idea of like, underwater stuff, but... it's just a fish. Y'know? Even among wet pokemon, there's a lot more interesting ways to go. Golduck is nice, Lapras is kinda sexy, take your pick of frogman. Maaaaaaaaaybe Gyarados, but, Gyarados is kinda more a dragon than it is a fish, and it's only okay among dragons. And yeah, Milotic is kinda the one fish exception, but even there, I'm being sold more by the twink status and snake than being very good by itself. I mean, it IS the only twinksnake.
I can get behind some yuri
But, usually for different pokemon.
My weakness for twinks takes over for pretty much any traditionally "feminine" looking pokemon like Gardevoir or Lopunny. I know it hardly matters, but I do have a slight preference for female tentacle/vine/whatever based pokemon, and especially plant based ones. Something about the vibe changes subtly in a hard to describe way that really works for me. Otherwise, I like big, thick mommas. Nidoqueen is like, the ideal. Kangaskhan, maybe. I could get behind female Tyranitar. Lapras, I just mentioned, though it's good as either, probably better male. Maybe. Lapras is about even, maybe.
I definitely prefer males overall though, and most of them I like as females, I'd like as much, if not more as males. Nidoqueen and Kanga are probably the only ones I'd prefer as females, even if they weren't locked to it, that aren't tentacle/vine platforms. Something about the body shape I guess.
Anonymous No.58066782 >>58066870 >>58067275 >>58069131 >>58073676 >>58084429 >>58088317
>>58066286
I can get that. It's usually easier to get that feel when there's a dick involved. For me, that's why I like the yuri. There's usually some sort of awkward affection. Without a pole to pierce yourself on, you might yourself at odd angles. I do like female tentacle mons, regardless of the gender of the human. It feels less like dicks and more like giant fingers.
Overall, a lot of human female pokephilia feels very unaffectionate and distant. Hardly ever any kissing or licking or foreplay involved. That's why I like it when it's yuri. Very close, very passionate, very intimate even if there's no sex involved.
Anonymous No.58066795
>>58061295
Eeeeeeh
Naaaaaaaaaah.
It's too tall. Completely messes up the vibe. I think even calling it a hebe is too far.
I think you're mistaking femboy for shota. Even then though, it's not really a femboy either? Like, mildly androgynous. If it was a female, it'd pass as a tomboy.
Anonymous No.58066857
>>58063638
He Cute
Anonymous No.58066870 >>58073676
>>58066782
>more like giant fingers
YES
Exactly this. Good words for it. Exactly what I was struggling to put to words.
I do agree, the affection is something I feel doesn't show up as much in f x male pokemon stuff, but it's usually in my mind so I don't think about it? But, I guess it really is more rare in MxF stuff.
I do really enjoy the, for lack of a better word, "Yuri angst", that manifests in that juicy simmer, but, I'm greedy and impatient, I want that ravishing to happen. I do REALLY like MxFxF stuff though, even though that's even more rare. The contrast makes the more gentle affection between Fs sweeter, and I get to imagine having my cake and eating it too. But, that bigger focus on intimacy does make it a bit harder to imagine in a vacuum.
Anonymous No.58066980 >>58068781 >>58088317
>>58065013
>Houndoom

That's just a literal dog, you white woman
Anonymous No.58067045 >>58067263 >>58067788 >>58088317
>>58065016
We're a lot alike anon. I often think about different character personalities and what different scenarios they would find themselves in. I wish the main girls had more defined traits so I could headcanon what types of Pokemon they would partner up with.
I also hate when people ask what my perfect 6 would be. As if I could pick that few! You're always leaving out a special one no matter what. I'd wanna be a researcher or daycare attendant so I could spend time with as many as possible!
Anonymous No.58067263 >>58067378 >>58088317
>>58067045
>daycare attendant
Anonymous No.58067275 >>58067326
>>58066782
>pokemon human breeding
I want to be filled with eggs so bad
Anonymous No.58067326 >>58067429
>>58067275
Forget being filled with eggs, I just wanna lay them
Anonymous No.58067378 >>58087130
>>58067263
I just want to be helpful!
Anonymous No.58067429 >>58088387
>>58067326
I want my body to be fucking ruined with eggs. Just fucking pinned under the warm fur of an arcanine and just knocked up so badly that it ruins my reputation.
Anonymous No.58067467 >>58067478
>ywn cum inside your GF's female Lucario while your GF rides your male Machamp
Anonymous No.58067478 >>58067577 >>58067650 >>58076409
>>58067467
because most females here don't like machamps, apparently. change it to a fucking gastrodon or something.
Anonymous No.58067577 >>58088387
>>58067478
Now I wanna see someone in the draw thread make a picture of Machamp as that one guy from the cuck comic while Gastrodon tells him to get the fuck out so he can fuck his wife.
Anonymous No.58067650 >>58078145 >>58088387
>>58067478
Then she can fuck my Growlithe, I'm sure all women would like that
Anonymous No.58067754 >>58070891 >>58088387
I hope this means /pokeyume/ comes back. Clearly the booru is still being updated at the absolute least.
Anonymous No.58067784 >>58067932 >>58068844 >>58069757 >>58087123
Question. Glaceon, or Sylveon?
Anonymous No.58067788 >>58068730
>>58067045
Researcher sounds fun.
There's a loooooooot of stuff to learn here.
So much guesswork over what so many of their cocks look like
Anonymous No.58067809 >>58067832
I'm going to take this opportunity to be Mr. "Um Actually" and post some semi-obscure Pokemon lore and let you all decide how you feel about it
Anonymous No.58067830 >>58067857
>>58064879
Yeah Pokemon that appear to be wearing clothes are a bit weird, since iirc Pokemon confirmed that no Pokemon actually wear clothes and are rather just part of their bodies (anyone can feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). I'd like to think in Hitmontop's case he has sleek blue fur/skin (since its pokedex entry states its horn is made of the same material as its fur), but then with Pokemon like Jynx and Chan like you mentioned it gets a bit harder to tell.
Anonymous No.58067832 >>58067857
>>58067809
This makes me wonder if you gave birth to a pokemon, would the father insist on making a dirt egg for it or would he let you put it in a cradle
Anonymous No.58067857 >>58088313
>>58067830
On a different page of the Machoke Movers website everyone all the time keeps posting it's noted that the black "shorts" are actually markings, but on the same site and in the Pokedex the belt is implied to be something that can actually be taken off (and that you really should not take it off). Similarly, Sawk and Throh apparently make their belts out of vines, but their "gi" seem to be part of them, so if you're that one girl who likes Sawk congratulations. Also I dunno how broad you want to make clothes but if you don't consider anchors, dirt, or your own hair (the Bayonetta option, for the Galar faeries) to be clothes the borderline example is Mimikyu wearing a grodalated Pikachu plush.
>>58067832
I think the implication is that it's a sort of bootleg marsupial thing where the baby is way too weak and frail to survive without special care, so with the power of technology it would work out just fine but you probably just couldn't leave it in a regular cradle. One of those incubators for problem babbies yeah that would probably work fine enough. I'd also say that depends on if you give birth to a Pokemon at all, yeah the Typhlosion myth and the much more horrible alternative versions imply as much, but as we all know Pokemon species is like being Jewish, it's passed down from the mother.
Anonymous No.58067932
>>58067784
Well, Glaceon has the self fellation and handjob, but Sylveon will have rimming.
And if you ask me, I will pose this question instead: double team, or bridge?
If the artist makes DVDA, he will be my hero.
Anonymous No.58068730
>>58067788
Right? I wanna learn absolutely everything I can about Pokemon mating patterns! No guesswork needed, I'll fill the Pokedex with that information myself~
Anonymous No.58068773
>>58062438
Holy shit, thanks for this!
Anonymous No.58068781
>>58066980
I mean yeah, I am a white woman, so I can't really give a rebuttal to that.

More monstrous dogmon are great too though, Houndoom is just one example.
Anonymous No.58068844
>>58067784
Well, I can't see Sylveon's face, but Glaceon is definitely getting better head then Penny
Anonymous No.58068877 >>58074578
>>58061295
I can see it
Anonymous No.58068888 >>58088313
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.58069131 >>58073759
>>58066782
Dangerous hat alien lesbians
Anonymous No.58069377 >>58069478 >>58069672
>>58055669
I LOOOVE Hypno, it's the pokemon I'm most attracted to. It's just the right amount of cute and eerie, plus the idea of consensual hypnotism checks a lot of my boxes. I'm very anxious during sex, so it would be perfect if my partner could just turn off my head, so to speak. Wholesome Hypno is best, though it can be hot as a predator too
Anonymous No.58069478 >>58069672
>>58069377
Agree, Hypno's pretty cute.
I'm not really into the noncon applications of hypnosis, but, use towards particular effect sounds really good. I don't have anxiety around sex, Hypno definitely sounds really helpful for that, but it WOULD be fun to push past some inhibitions I still have, or set up memory gap rp scenarios where I don't know what I set up. Very useful little guy!
Anonymous No.58069672 >>58069752 >>58069769 >>58070326
>>58069377
>>58069478
Espathra almost exclusively gets porn in which it's female, which might be expected, but the ratio of female to male art is unusual even for a feminine looking Pokemon. It gets a lot of hypnosis art too, and a good amount of its fanbase seems to treat it as the femdom answer to Hypno.
But it also has a 1:1 gender ratio. Do you think there's potential there for female Trainers?
Anonymous No.58069752 >>58088313
>>58069672
Mmmm
Hard to say.
It usually takes me a bit to really get comfortable with new pokemon, so, my opinions could swing pretty drastically eventually. I'm not really won over by most gen 9 pokemon yet that aren't squarely in my zone.
That said... I don't see it. I have a bit of difficulty parsing what Espartha even is. I know it's like, an ostrich/emu, but, it evolves from a... thing, and its design is a little... I dunno, "pool toy-ish"? I say that but, y'know, am fine with Dragonite and love Goodra, but, it's a little different. I'm not opposed to birds, but I usually want a little more out of them than just, y'know, a bird. Blaziken is a good bird. Pidgeot... less so, and this is simultaneously too close to the pidgeot side of the bird question, while also being a little goofy looking. Again, my opinions could sway drastically.
As a platform for hypnosis, sure, I guess ot could fill the role, but it's pretty much ONLY for that, and doesn't really have anything outside that application. At that point, alternative avenues for mind alteration is probably more what I'm looking for.
It could just be I need to see more of it in action though.

That said, from the femdom hypnosis angle specifically, I LOVE hypnosis combined with sexuality play. I'm already a bit bi so there's not much in it for me personally, but the idea of it is really interesting. I don't see that really done with Hypno for guys (or much female Hypno stuff at all, total shame, female Hypno is pretty cute and is SOLID as just support hypnosis for other scenarios, or in her own right. Seriously underrated, give it a shot sometime if you never have). Sexuality play in general is pretty niche stuff, especially since it hits just the right buttons to piss some people right the fuck off, but I think it's fucking delicious. But, that's kinda wandering off topic from the funny psychic emu. Just, an application of the fetish that really works for me. Even if female hypno is still probably better.
Anonymous No.58069757 >>58088299
>>58067784
Sylveon
Thing could milk me as it fucks me
Anonymous No.58069769 >>58088299
>>58069672
I know there's art of a male one fucking Penny
Anonymous No.58070326
>>58069672
I've seen a girl into male Esparatha so probably. It just won't get any porn because too nonhuman for woman on traps artists and too trap for nonhuman on woman artists.
Anonymous No.58070617
I need a thug lizard boyfriend
Anonymous No.58070891 >>58071526
>>58062438
lmfao i knew it. no wonder i was getting more uploads to approve.

>>58064866
>>58064162
e6 imports will include oc name tags. i tend to use name tags for ocs but what use does it really have in most cases. canon characters are always tagged though. outfits are always tagged. human hair/eye/skin color is always tagged. if theres one thing thats alright its the tagging.

>>58067754
>Clearly the booru is still being updated at the absolute least.
yeah and its gonna stay that way if i can help it unless a truck drives me over lol. bringing the thread back would be cool i suppose. maybe one day.
Anonymous No.58071381 >>58071417 >>58071612 >>58072009
Please rank these options:
>Shotamons, Furry Biped, Giant Biped, Snake, Tentacles, Psychic Pokemon, Animal (Dog, Horse), Weird Animal (Crab, Slug), and Ditto
and if you're so inclined
>All of the above but female instead
Anonymous No.58071417 >>58073077 >>58088299
>>58071381
How many people are actually attracted to entire groups of pokemon and not just certain ones?
Anonymous No.58071526 >>58071544 >>58088299
>>58070891
The tag for Mightyena is misspelled "Mighteyena"
Anonymous No.58071544
>>58071526
fixed.
Anonymous No.58071612 >>58088307
>>58071381
>Weird Animal
>Tentacles
>Snake
>Psychic
>Animal
>Ditto
>Giant Biped
>Shota
>Furry Biped
Anonymous No.58072009 >>58072018 >>58073496 >>58075127
>>58071381
Alright. But riiiiight out the gate, you're making some BROAD assumptions about "animal" or "weird animal". A crab is not a slug, a horse is not a dog, and I have no idea how to expand this outwards, so sticking to just these, I have no idea if a dragon or a ferret or whatever is an animal or a weird animal. I'm broadly assuming "Giant biped" encompasses nore monstrous bodyplans like Aggron, Dragonite, or Tyranitar. And I have no idea exactly what does or doesn't fall into these categories, I'm eyeballing these, there's outliers, positive and negative, for every category. You want clarification, wanna give more specific examples, or generally grill me, ask.

Weird animal (Slug)
Giant Biped
Snake
Tentacles (female)
Giant Biped (Female)
Tentacles
Psychic
Psychic (Female)
Gap (I would say this is the break between something I would actively and proactively pursue, and things I would opportunitically enjoy if the occasion came up)
Weird animal (slug, female) (this one is HEAVILY context dependent, a lot of slugs and stuff are hermaphroditic or have anatomy that's "good enough" either way, this is more for outliers that don't fill either niche)
Shotamons
Furry Biped
Snake (Female)
Animal (dog)
Ditto (assuming it made a "male" me)
Animal (horse, female)
Furry Biped (female)
Ditto (female, assuming it made a "normal" me)
Lolimons
Animal (horse)
Animal (Dog, female)
Gap
Crabs. Don't even care the order. Crabs are bugs, don't like bugs, at the point I'm touching bugs, whether they lay eggs or fertilize them is all but absent from my thoughts
Anonymous No.58072018 >>58088313
>>58072009
Fuck
Add another gap between Ditto (female) and lolimons, with something like "no longer interested in, but wouldn't turn down if they actively wanted it."
And the gap for crabs should say "Not outside of bizarre SAW like scenarios, where I must fuck the crab for my life"
Anonymous No.58073077 >>58088241
>>58071417
Yeah, that's kinda the problem I see.
Besides tentacles and snakes, which ARE kinda interchangeable, a lot of these really aren't. Even subtypes of animals, like dogs, rodents, or horses can have a pretty wide spread
Anonymous No.58073496 >>58073676
>>58072009
Can you explain why tentacles are better on women but psychics are better as men?
Anonymous No.58073502 >>58076155 >>58079002
>>58054727 (OP)
Rapidash, Zebstrika, Houndoom, Hypno, Machamp,.Tauros, Emboar, Hypno, Mudsdale, Arcanine
Anonymous No.58073601 >>58087735
>>58056763
>>58056843
>>58061576
JUST realized I swapped them. I meant Centiscortch, not the 1st stage. Probably better then.

>>58065353
Have another Chesnaught then
Anonymous No.58073676 >>58073716 >>58088241
>>58073496
Tentacles are kinda explained >>58066870
>>58066782
It feels more intimate and sensual of the tentacle owner is female, more like, an elaborate mutual masturbation session than, like, "sex" by any other means, if it's a male. It's hard to put into exact words, but, anon there did a good job of it. It's not 100% this way, depends a bit on what the platform for tentacles is, and whether I think they'd be sexy independent of tentacles. Meganium is one I MIGHT prefer male, because Meganium itself is kinda hot, but, Meganium is one I think is hot as a female, too, so idk.

Psychics are a little more peculiar, and mostly comes down to, there's just more I feel like I can do with a male psychic. A female one is, in my mind, having to play a pure support role more often than a male, to me. Like, anything a female psychic can do, a male can do too, but a male can do some things that only they can do. The one space a female psychic would be really fukkin good, sexuality play, is nice in theory, kinda whatever in practice 'cuz I'm kinda bi anyways. If I was completely straight, female psychics would actually probably be better because of that alone, but... if I was completely straight, I don't know if I'd want a female psychic to make me gay. Y'know? It'd be hot for one to make me gay, because I already like girls, so it makes sense, but maybe it wouldn't be if I wasn't. This is a few levels of breakfast uncertainty deep. How would you feel if you had breakfast tomorrow if you didn't have it today, but were gaslit into believing you did, also the breakfast isn't breakfast, it's pussy, but you don't know that until your face is in it, also you still think it's breakfast, and stop thinking it's both afterwards. Y'know?
I also really, really want to get a sample of like, "male" sexual experience and attraction. I want to feel that like, encompassing need to fuck something guys apparently get, and maybe feel a bit of like. Objectification?
Anonymous No.58073716
>>58073676
I guess, I should say, both male and female for tentacles and psychics are good. I wouldn't turn either down, and both are things I'd want to try a lot, and ideally I WOULD try both, not just one or the other. It's more just the flavor ends up slightly different between them, and for male psychics specifically there's a couple unique applications that I can't think of competition for with female psychics.
Also probably doesn't help female psychics that probably the "main" psychic "female" pokemon, Gardevoir, I want as a male super hard, so that's probably biasing my opinion at least a bit. Actually most of the psychic types I like, I prefer as male independently of being psychic, even if I like both. Hypno is near even, MAYBE Indeedee is one I like the female slightly more, even if both of them are pretty good, honestly probably by mood.
I don't really *like* Mr. Mime, but I'd take female Mr. Mime over male easily, I guess? That's how far I have to dig for a clear female psychic winner, unless I'm blanking on something right now. Which I could be.
Anonymous No.58073732 >>58073753
>2025
>I am unloved
Anonymous No.58073753 >>58074566
>>58073732
Well man, you are too rough. Ladies love to be caressed, ladies love to hooooooooold~~~~
Anonymous No.58073759
>>58069131
>"But don't you hate emotions? You think they are screams!"
>"Oh, you'll be screaming a lot soon."
Anonymous No.58073765 >>58088237
>>58054727 (OP)
were you not here for the typhlosion epidemic?
Anonymous No.58074566 >>58088307
>>58073753
Honestly I'd expect the Machamp line to be more popular with guys as musclegirls
Anonymous No.58074578 >>58074592 >>58074659 >>58075293 >>58075549 >>58075906 >>58088241
>>58068877
Anonymous No.58074592 >>58074714 >>58088332
>>58074578
Right in front of Leon? Damn
Anonymous No.58074659 >>58074714 >>58088332
>>58074578
LeonBros..........................................
Anonymous No.58074714 >>58074839 >>58075813 >>58075828 >>58075860
>>58074592
>>58074659
Naaaah you don't get it.
Something truly sad I think kids these days don't get to appreciate, is with how fukkin hard memes of cuckoldry, socially enforced monogamy, and shit like that gets forced on them, they might not ever be able to really appreciate how fukkin amazing group stuff is. Watching thd people you love enjoy eachother and themselves is great. Being a part of it is great, being apart from it and just admiring it is great. There's so, so much more to intimacy, and especially small group intimacy that gets lost in worrying about sexual possessiveness and primacy. Leon's so fukkin lucky here. They all are, to get to share not just eachother, but share in the relationship between the other two.
Anonymous No.58074839 >>58075801 >>58088237
>>58074714
Gloria getting DP'd by Leon ad Cinderace is pretty Based ngl
Anonymous No.58075127 >>58075454 >>58075503 >>58088332
>>58072009
What is it about slugs? The previous discusion of Gastrodon seemed only mention its weight, but that can be covered by other mons, nor does "slug" necesarily imply "big and heavy". Would a cat-sized slug stil be top tier? What are you expecting from the encounter beyond the slug just kind of sticking itself to your nether region and pumping some cum into you?
Anonymous No.58075293 >>58088307
>>58074578
Kino
Anonymous No.58075454 >>58076141 >>58088237
>>58075127

>wet and lubricated
>soft and squishy
>big and cuddly

This is why Goodra impregnates so many trainers.
Anonymous No.58075503
>>58075127
Mmmm.
For me, at least.
It's kinda multi-faceted sensory thing.
Size definitely plays a part, Gastrodon is way, way better than Shellos, for example.
It's also not JUST slime, Gastrodon or G00dra are way better than like, Muk, even if we pretend Muk isn't, y'know, shit.
It's soft, squishy, slimy, and sticky, but it's definitely not a liquid. It's the sort of thing that conforms to your body's curves, nooks, and crevices, but then pushes itself further, in a way slime or other liquid based things don't. There's sort of the idea you can't really escape, like tentacles, but it's inherently a wonderful, just, incredibly sensual experience. There's some inherent sensual contrast to it. Slimy and slippery, yet sticky. Pliable yet forceful. There's also the inherent mystery of what's going on under its mass. G00dra doesn't have that so much, but Gastrodon absolutely does, all the little tendrils, and who even knows what's going on in the undercarriage. Maybe the thing going in you is a penis, maybe it's the "foot", maybe it's a weird invertebrate structure we have no analogies for. And that applies to afterwards, too. Maybe that's cum in you, maybe it isn't. It's maybe warm and sticky, but something else. Or maybe it is. Or both.
There's also the idea it's gonna just get going down there, and spend a few hours doing whatever it's doing. Hours are good. Very good.
And THEN there's imagining the moment of "oh", where it DEFINITELY starts fucking you, no more doubt.
Anonymous No.58075549
>>58074578
wish I had a Cinderace boyfriend
Anonymous No.58075801
>>58074839
POKE'D VS BLACKED. Battle of the decade!
Anonymous No.58075813 >>58076337
>>58074714
Personally I wouldn't be against group stuff but it has to be an everyone will fuck everyone deal. Shit where it's just 1 person fucking/getting fucked by multiple people is cringe
Anonymous No.58075828 >>58075906 >>58076337 >>58088332
>>58074714
(First anon you replied to)
Damn, you're actually speaking my exact mind. I mean I was just making a joke, but this is actually exactly how I feel too. I don't get all these people who are overly jealous. I wouldn't have any problems with sharing my partner with someone we both know, like and trust. It's such an incredible thing to be able to share with people.
It's off-topic for this thread but god I love to imagine the Paldea rivals as a polycule. They have such a unique friendship born from experiences no one else would ever understand, imagine if they took it a step further... pure kino.
Anonymous No.58075860 >>58075892 >>58078078 >>58078626
>>58074714
Also doesn't help that 90% of cuck fantasies are just a morally acceptable way to be racist
Anonymous No.58075892
>>58075860
God, don't even remind me. All the blacked weirdos are just being racist in the worst possible way.
I have a porn artist friend who likes NTR (from the perspective of the one who makes the woman cheat) but he never makes any content with it. Not because of the backlash he'd fear from the cheating aspect, but because he really doesn't want to associate with the weird racist crowd, lol.
Anonymous No.58075906 >>58076044 >>58076444 >>58088234
>>58074578
Giving into such a feral kiss is holy fuck

>>58075828
>spoiler
If? They all slept together on a single bed in Area Zero. It's been a bit, but some of the threads for that group previously have had a lot of group dynamics for them. And a lot out there that can't be on blue board.
Anonymous No.58076044 >>58076409 >>58088278
>>58075906
>They all slept together on a single bed in Area Zero.
Nah, that never actually happened in the game. Good fanfic premise, though.
Also, if anything, I imagine their "bonding" would happen later when they all deal with their trauma of what happened in Area Zero.
>And a lot out there that can't be on blue board.
Sad...
Anonymous No.58076141 >>58076153 >>58088278
>>58075454
He's a big guy...
Anonymous No.58076153 >>58088278
>>58076141
For goo.
Anonymous No.58076155 >>58088363
>>58073502
You're going to need insulated clothes or something for some of those boys. Pokemon trainer safety 101, fire types are hot, electric types are spiky and shocky so wear protection folks.
Anonymous No.58076337 >>58088363
>>58075828
Yeah, exactly. And in groups, more complex and personal preferences and roles can emerge in a really beautiful way, which is a new way to appreciate and see the people you already love, too. Some really amazing things can come out of that environment, entire new aspects of sexuality can come out there.
>>58075813
I mean, different groups have different dynamics, but everyone participating with everyone is generally important. I don't think strictly "fucking" is necessary for participation, especially since sex is fucking exhausting, but nobody should be just kinda waiting or have a point where they're "done" without anyone else. Everyone does need at least a turn with them as a focus of attention and intimacy though. I can see it scaring off people who are hard, non-negotiably, and suspiciously vocally straight for that reason, since there's a good chance that will inevitably entail intimacy with your own gender on some level, even if it's just giving someone an incredible kiss while they're in the thick of it, or putting a hand on other sensitive bits. A threesome cannot be two guys having sex with a girl, that never interact, or vice versa.
It's usually guys sheepish about intimacy with other guys on some level. Girls doing this is expected and normal, a girl holding the hand, or squeezing the tit of a girl she's in a threesome with is generally expected, a guy sharing a kiss with, or kneading the perineum of the guy he's in a threesome with is where people start getting cold feet, and it's unfortunate. Especially since guys being tender and intimate with eachother is hooooot and such good mood setting. Both their, and your intimacy with others is part of what it's all for, you know? Getting to see an amazing kiss is awesome, getting to see a new or rarely seen aspect of someone come out is fucking amazing.
Anonymous No.58076409
>>58076044
I mean... they do though? Its either share the bed or sleep on hard metal floor

>>58067478
Some do. Wish I could find Trainer Annie's old 'dontfucktheridepokemondontfucktheridepokemon' sketch from Sun Moon
Anonymous No.58076444
>>58075906
>They all slept together on a single bed in Area Zero
Anonymous No.58076609 >>58076879 >>58077655
This thread is great, I love hearing from other female freaks. Right now I've been really into hypno, alakazam, grimmsnarl, and gholdengo, but my problem with hypno porn is I prefer when it's drawn on-model over the "ugly bastard" style shit. On the bisexual side of things I like gardevoir, lurantis, salazzle, and nidoqueen.
Anonymous No.58076873 >>58076985 >>58088234
>>58054999
Latios has been pretty popular from what I've seen.

>>58055229
Entei is definitley hot if you're into feral daddy types.

>>58055411
Good list. Blaziken in particular is one I like that gets forgotten a lot.

>>58056002
Hitmontop is a good one, very limber, imagine the things he can do!

>>58056646
Same! I've always had a thing for sharks.

>>58057527
Vibrator Rotom has got to be a thing in the Pokemon world.

>>58061337
Typhlosion was super popular when the leaks first came out. He was like the mascot of the yume threads.
Anonymous No.58076879 >>58088294
>>58076609
Yeah
Too much Hypno stuff goes for that angle.
On model hypno is cute. He has like, goblin, male shortstack, ect vibes. Very cute and cuddleable.
Anonymous No.58076985 >>58077055 >>58077196 >>58088371
>>58076873
>Good list. Blaziken in particular is one I like that gets forgotten a lot.
Mostly because HMoFA people claimed it as female despite it seeming much more masculine
Anonymous No.58077055 >>58088371
>>58076985
Blaziken is one I feel works well as either.
While I'm not the biggest fan of birds in general, I think a strength of birds as a platform is being relatively good at working as both male and female. Though for me, if it works well as either, then it's better with a cock. Penises are wonderful things.
Anonymous No.58077196 >>58088294
>>58076985
>despite it seeming much more masculine
That's funny to me because I like the tomboy art with Blaziken. Hell, one of my fav lewd animations is with a female Blaziken.
Anonymous No.58077655 >>58077822 >>58088294
>>58076609
What works for Grimmsnarl for you?
I don't see much in it myself.
Anonymous No.58077822 >>58078568 >>58088294
>>58077655
Happy to share!
I like the physique (even though it's mostly just hair and those muscles probably aren't real), plus I find huge fangs attractive on monster characters. A big part of it is that the evolution line feeds on negative emotions, which the pokedex mostly describes as being obtained through troll behavior but I think there's some good sadism and possible degradation potential right there. (Not for everyone, but it's something I enjoy)

In general I prefer bipedal/humanoid mons, and in the way of more monstery ones my type is more aggron or charizard than arcanine or glaceon.
Anonymous No.58078062 >>58078551 >>58078691 >>58088284
Any femanon here attracted to Frigibax?
Anonymous No.58078078 >>58078108 >>58078162 >>58088371
>>58075860
being into raceplay but not cuckshit is suffering
Anonymous No.58078108 >>58078115 >>58078135 >>58088376
>>58078078
When is raceplay NOT cuckshit? Genuine question. Whether its BMWF or WMAF I dont really see a difference
>Im just attracted to that specific race
Then its not really raceplay its just your preference, not a fetish.
Anonymous No.58078115 >>58078139 >>58088376
>>58078108
>When is raceplay NOT cuckshit?
when you're calling your 100% monogamous girlfriend who is in a relationship with you and only you slurs during sex
Anonymous No.58078134 >>58088376
>>58061579
It's fine, i once nicknamed my Heavy Duty Boots bun as Cinderella.
Anonymous No.58078135 >>58088281
>>58078108
there's a huge difference between
>you need to fuck the racism out of me tyrone!
and
>you need to fuck the racism out of me tyrone, while my ytboi bf is forced to watch!

the former is inherently centered on the race of the 2 people fucking but has nothing to do with anyone beyond those 2. raceplay without any hint of cuckolding
Anonymous No.58078139 >>58078162 >>58078259 >>58078529 >>58088227
>>58078115
Sounds hot but I definitely could not do that. It feels too mean
Plus if you live long enough to have dementia all those slurs are 100% coming back out of your mouth.
Anonymous No.58078145 >>58088376
>>58067650
>all women
only white women sorry
Anonymous No.58078162 >>58078529 >>58088286
>>58078078
>tfw no qt nonwhite gf to beg me to colonize her and mejorar her raza
why even live

>>58078139
>It feels too mean
nta but understandable. I can't slap or choke a woman despite plenty of women being into that; I was raised to never lay a hand on a woman so even the idea of that is an instant boner killer.
>if you live long enough to have dementia
you'll have dementia so who cares lmao. you won't remember what's going on
Anonymous No.58078259 >>58078542
>>58078139
I once tried to talk dirty to an ex and it was impossible. For me its not that its mean or makes me feel awful, I would just start cracking up at how ridiculous I sounded
>Yeah yeah take it you fucking goo-
And then I would get the giggles. Interestingly the same thing happened to me when I tried acting for a video me and some classmates had to produce for a communication course at school. Some people arent cut out for smack talk I guess
Anonymous No.58078529 >>58088286
>>58078162
>>58078139
Yeeeaah.
I can't do mean.
I can do gentle dom, but can't get into anything beyond gentle roughhousing, very mild pain for sensation play like from real light flogs or spanking, or any demeaning stuff. Like, the most I can really get into bdsm-wise is post orgasm torture and maybe biting. That's kinda it. MAYBE wax play, not really into it, but I could do it.
Ropes and bondage are great, though, keep those.
Actually wanting to hurt or be cruel to your partner is just something I've never understood. I get the concept of the swing of emotion being addictive, you can "feel" like you're happier if you go to -50 before back up to positive 50, but, I feel like something precious is lost in that process. Idk. Maybe I'm the weird one.
Anonymous No.58078542 >>58088286
>>58078259
100% this. I can't do it. I've tried. I can't take it seriously, and either crack, or else just feel bad about it. Sometimes both.
I can do sweet talk though, I can stream of consciousness out some praise, encouragement, and compliments while doing just about anything.
I, uh. I like holding people, putting my hands to work, and doing this. That's ine of my things.
Anonymous No.58078551 >>58088286
>>58078062
No
The Baxcalibur line makes me unreasonably, irrationally upset, and its pre evolutions are some of my most reviled designs in the series. I can't even fully comprehend my hate for them. I wish I could enjoy them, but I can't
Anonymous No.58078568 >>58088234
>>58077822
Aaaah, makes sense. Yeah, the personality is a turn-off for me. The face IS kinda cute though.
Good taste on that list, Aggron's great, Charizard is pretty good.
Glaceon is another interesting one, normally you'd see it as female. Not like I need convinced on that, Glaceon's gorgeous and adorable, I think it's great as a male, but, uncommon. I think. Maybe?
Anonymous No.58078590 >>58079593 >>58080257
>>58054727 (OP)
These two
Anonymous No.58078626 >>58088274
>>58075860
>morally acceptable
Not really.
Anonymous No.58078628 >>58083229 >>58088227 >>58088274
Anonymous No.58078681 >>58079537 >>58088227 >>58088270
All as male, or doing something psychologically fucky as a cute pokeboy for the more obscure ones

full Gardevoir line
Iron Valiant
Lurantis
Indeedee
Lopunny
Meowscarada
Sneasler
Typhlosion (both good, Hisuian cuter)
Braixen
Primarina
Serperior
Midnight Lycanroc
Silvally
Zoroark (Hisuian > Unovan)
Goodra (either form)
Mienshao
Gothorita
Mismagius
Weavile
Roserade
Latios
Darkrai
Espurr
Meowstic
Ceruledge
Ditto
Unown
Fezandipiti
Eevee and Eeveelutions
Mimikyu
Absol
Milotic
Flygon
Medicham
Blaziken

I'm probably forgetting some.

>>58058688
Strong agree
>>58058710
Cringe
>>58058727
Have you fucking SEEN how fast male rabbits piston their hips?? I would cum before he does
Anonymous No.58078691 >>58087105 >>58088284
>>58078062
Not even a good shotamon, no. It's just Treecko but fat. Larvitar is a much better one, the anime ruined me and gave me feelings for him. I was upset when Ash gave him up.
Anonymous No.58078702 >>58080700 >>58088284
>pokephile thread
>desperate discussion of raceplay (human x human)
I don't mind being mean in roleplay, it can be really hot and exciting, but why the fuck is this off-topic shit being discussed when you can pretend you are a male pokémon and I can dehumanize you worse than racial slurs?
Anonymous No.58079002 >>58088363
>>58073502
Forgot Mightyena and Garchomp
Anonymous No.58079537 >>58080323 >>58088363
>>58078681
Good list
Huge agree, the more visually leaning feminine mons are all better as males. I'm basic and have my weakness for Gaddevoir and Lopunny like this, but there's really good stuff here. And Meowstic! I forgot entirely about him earlier! Male Meowstic is so gooood, such an adorable little guy I wanna squeeze him.
I think the only disagreement I have is Medicham. Medicham is one that's better female.
And Jolteon. Also good as a female. Really kinda cute punky tomboy energy, I think.

Broadly I follow psychologically fucky, but, I have to ask about Unown. I can't think of anything those can actually do, unless you mean more broadly the third movie stuff?
And Fezandipiti, though that one's more just I don't know what that one's applications for this kind of thing are.
And I'll ask about any one of your favorites, gushing about them feels good to me at least.
Anonymous No.58079586 >>58079722 >>58079736
Thoughts on male Enamorous?
Anonymous No.58079593 >>58082888 >>58088274
>>58078590
Wow they creampied her hard
Anonymous No.58079722 >>58088274
>>58079586
Doesn't exist
Anonymous No.58079736 >>58088230
>>58079586
I'm not a big fan of the genies in general.
The Incarnate forms are good, and Enamorous is no exception, but I think Thundurus is the best there.
Male Enamorous is... I'm sorry, a little too much stereotypical sassy gay hairdresser energy. Like, it's funny, but, it's a bit of a hard left turn from the kinds of more feminine male designs I like. If it was more appealing overall I could probably get past it, but that's the one thing it has goibg for it, that it fumbles. There's almost some good stuff here, the like, undergarment-esque markings, the scarf snake, but that face is weird and throws the whole thing off balance, I think, and it's on the gangly side, not the elegant side. I can see seeing something in it, but, not for me.
Incarnate is a bit better, though.
Anonymous No.58080231 >>58080293 >>58080587 >>58088230
Absolutely not saying women can't be racist (otherwise we wouldn't have memes like "karen" and "white women tears") but I feel like it says something about this board's demographics that this thread has been the most I've seen anyone on here willing to examine the racist undertones of the cuck fetish
Anonymous No.58080257 >>58088230
>>58078590
Anonymous No.58080293 >>58088284
>>58080231
>(otherwise we wouldn't have memes like "karen" and "white women tears")
those don’t count, it’s other people being racist towards white women
Anonymous No.58080323 >>58080353 >>58080547
>>58079537
>the more visually leaning feminine mons are all better as males
this. I hate that a lot of waifu Pokemon are starting to turn 100% female because waifufags can't deal that Gardevoirs can be male
Anonymous No.58080338
>>58054999
No, just add in the 'n' and it remains true.
Latinas are popular among men.
Latinos are not popular among women.
Anonymous No.58080353 >>58080474
>>58080323

They might not be the majority but I'm thankful for the ladies and gays drawing Meowscarada with a big cock.
Anonymous No.58080474 >>58088350
>>58080353
hey, I'm just a man who likes seeing women fucked by monsters
Anonymous No.58080547 >>58088350
>>58080323
Yeah, it's annoying. Male gardevoir, lopunny, and so on are a wonderful thing.
Anonymous No.58080587 >>58088350
>>58080231
Eeeeeh
I think it's one part the /d/ filter, where people in this thread are inherently more tolerant to ideas that don't appeal to them directly, and one part the basic premise of talking about throbbing cocks cumming, ideally in me, optionally (You) filters the most reactionary shitlords
Anonymous No.58080605 >>58081255 >>58081304
>>58063638
Such a good artist
Anonymous No.58080700 >>58081407 >>58088307
>>58078702
Yeah if I was a Pokemon I would throw you into a bottomless pit and go find a chill trainer instead sorry
Anonymous No.58081255 >>58081270 >>58088220
>>58080605
Coooooozy
Anonymous No.58081270 >>58081325
>>58081255
Not really.
Anonymous No.58081304
>>58080605
Yjk
Anonymous No.58081325 >>58081484
>>58081270
You're right, having two rock hard bunny cocks between your thighs isnt cozy. Its erotic
Anonymous No.58081378 >>58082283 >>58088220
One day I am going to get my shit together and make lewd 3D animations. I cant decide if I want "cute shoujo protagonist getting railed by Lopunny" or "tomboy forcing Gardevoir" first. But Ill probably do both eventually once I have enough time.
Anonymous No.58081407 >>58081843 >>58088220
>>58080700
Good luck I'm behind 8 badges.
Anonymous No.58081484 >>58081679
>>58081325
>two rock hard bunny cocks
Bold of you to assume they're still hard
Anonymous No.58081679 >>58088346
>>58081484
yeah, it does seem more like post coitus cuddling
Anonymous No.58081843 >>58081910 >>58081932 >>58088346
>>58081407
Completely off-topic, but this could be an interesting concept to explore in the games: a trainer with all badges cannot be disobeyed by their pokemon, but what if they were mistreating them? Maybe pokemon leagues would introduce some sort of additional examination of how the trainers treat their pokemon?
Anonymous No.58081910 >>58088346
>>58081843
>but what if they were mistreating them?
That's how you get Team Rocket and so on
So the natural solution is 10 year olds defeating you into mindbreak
Anonymous No.58081932 >>58082272 >>58084312 >>58088281
>>58081843
Isn't it Silver's whole thing that he's "strong" but can't surpass a certain level because of how he treats his mons?
I think in lore, you need to have a strong bond with yours mons to get anywhere. This isn't true for the games of course as you could become champ with a full team of 0 friendship mons, but y'know, gameplay limitations.
Anonymous No.58082272 >>58084312 >>58088346
>>58081932
Yeah, and this is what Lance tried to tell him. Whatever the exact mechanism at play is, there's a ceiling on how much you can play the game if you don't foster some sort of bond. With us it happens by default, there's not really a way to turn it off to see for ourselves, or what building that bond actually looks like. Y'know. Besides the content of this thread which definitely 100% happens every single one of my playthroughs. Somehow I doubt this is what Lance meant, but fuck you, my pokemon beat yours to paint my insides white.
The counter point would be Paul from the anime, who goes quite a bit further, and I don't think was ever outright proven wrong. It's been ages though, I could just not remember what happened with him.
Anonymous No.58082283 >>58088302
>>58081378
Godspeed anon.
My grain of sand on the scale is for Lopunny but both sound great and I hope I get to see 'em.
Anonymous No.58082323 >>58082339 >>58082345 >>58082426
>>58054727 (OP)
Canonically it’s Machamp.
There is even an escort service for them in Alola.

Irl it’s an eeveelution.
Take your pick but Blacky is the most popular in this regard.
Anonymous No.58082339 >>58082426
>>58082323
I wonder if Japanese monster fuckers have different tastes that gamefreak is aware of, but its probably just Machamp is the most normie mon to assume girls like.
Anonymous No.58082345 >>58088302
>>58082323
>Blacky
it's Bracky you poser
Anonymous No.58082426 >>58088302
>>58082339
Again
It's always absolutely wild to me the utter confidence there is in saying Machamp/Machoke, when I don't think they make my top 150. Maybe even worse than that. There's an entire pokedex of pokemon I want to have sex with more than them. They're definitely within "not actively seeking one out for sex, nor trying to have sex with it if I get one, but wouldn't turn it down if it wanted it."
Like, I get WHY people say this, but, to me it feels like if I said with absolute confidence, that the most popular pokemon for guys to want to fuck is, I dunno, Flaaffy. I think I'd want Flaaffy more than Machoke/Machamp desu.
>>58082323
Eeveelutions are okay. Not my favorites but pretty good. Sylveon is probably top of my list of them, but Glaceon and Flareon are good too. Eevee itself is a good shotamon. Umbreon I'm split on. It has some nice traits, but, I kinda can't get past the whole poison sweat thing. They're some of my preferred canids if we discount the lower ranked ones, but, not my favorites as a whole. A top fistful for me looks more like, in no particular order because this varies by my mood, day of the week, time of day, and what I had for breakfast: Gastrodon, Lopunny, Aggron, Gardevoir, Furret, Mewtwo, Latios, Meganium, Ivysaur & Venusaur, Charizard, Hypno, Braixen & Delphox, Meowstic, Dragonair, Primarina, Tyranitar, Cinderace, Raichu, maybe Haunter or Dusknoir, maybe Indeedee, maybe Sylveon, maybe Tangrowth, maybe Glaceon, maybe Arbok or Serperior, maybe Arcanine, maybe Lucario, maybe Torterra, maybe Nidoqueen, maybe Latias, maybe Kangaskhan, maybe Chansey. Maaaaaybe Rayquaza or Palkia, but pretty specific moods for them.
There's a lot more I would, but, that's like the bucket list. Probably forgetting a top shelf pokemon, I'm bad at getting them all.
Anonymous No.58082888 >>58088356
>>58079593
GIWTWM
Anonymous No.58083190 >>58083244 >>58088356
>>58054727 (OP)
Surprised nobody mentioned this guy yet with all the thirst I saw for him online back in the day.
PMD just isn't culturally relevant anymore, I guess.
Anonymous No.58083229 >>58083790
>>58078628
You just know. Has there been a video about the proper safety steps of humanxpokemon relationships? Like in this picture for example maybe she needs to wear oven mitts before she takes fire fox knot.
Anonymous No.58083244 >>58083557 >>58088356
>>58083190
We can always hope to get a new pmd game in gen 10. I can't remember anyone interesting or hot in the last two pmd games.
Anonymous No.58083301 >>58083321 >>58083372 >>58083558 >>58083963 >>58084262
>>58054727 (OP)
I'm confused. Is this a thread for women or gay men? I genuinely can't tell.
Anonymous No.58083321 >>58083364 >>58083425 >>58088356
>>58083301
Anon why the FUCK would a GAY MAN care about who WOMEN want to fuck?? Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.58083364 >>58083384 >>58083448
>>58083321
Are saying men can't fuck male pokemon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnmCcWiaJU
Anonymous No.58083372 >>58083402 >>58088302
>>58083301
It's 4chan. Believe whatever you want.
Anonymous No.58083384 >>58083402
>>58083364
Read the OP
Anonymous No.58083402 >>58083558
>>58083372
>>58083384
You know what? I'm not gonna question it anymore. Next time i see a thread like this I'll just assume it's a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.
Anonymous No.58083425
>>58083321
I mean
There's more similarities in the pokemon we like and why, so I guess it makes sense.
It's fun to compare and contrast preferences and experiences at least.
Anonymous No.58083448 >>58088354
>>58083364
Guys fucking the pokemon that's fucking me sounds fun, honestly.
Anonymous No.58083557 >>58088354
>>58083244
I liked Mawile in SPMD but that's because Mawile was already my favorite Pokemon
Anonymous No.58083558 >>58088354
>>58083301
>>58083402
Anon it's FEMALE pokephiles. It's for women. What the fuck are you even talking about?
Anonymous No.58083790 >>58088354
>>58083229
Humans in Pokemon are built different, that can probably take any element for that duration
Anonymous No.58083963 >>58083967 >>58088281
>>58083301
Anon is confused by the idea that liking cocks is not, in fact, strictly limited to gay men.
Anonymous No.58083967 >>58084256 >>58084768 >>58088265
>>58083963
b-but the internet told me women don't actually like sex or something!
Anonymous No.58084256 >>58088368
>>58083967
I never believe half the shit the internet tells me. No idea why you think i would put my full trust in it.
Anonymous No.58084262 >>58084279 >>58088265 >>58088281
>>58083301
>Subject: "Female pokephiles"
>Post content: "Which pokemon are female pokephiles most attracted to?"
>OP image: a woman with a Pokémon

>your stupid ass: "Uuuhhh I don't get it, is this threads for the gay men??"

We are reaching retardation levels that shouldn't even be possible
Anonymous No.58084279 >>58084289 >>58086753 >>58088265
>>58084262
Can we move on? I'm not a troll, i wasn't trying to derail/shit up the thread. I genuinely was asking. So can we drop this? Please?
Anonymous No.58084289 >>58084297 >>58088225
>>58084279
Can you not be this fucking stupid next time?
Seriously, how did you even conclude that? Literally where did your thought about gays come from after reading "female" two times and seeing a woman in the pic? You closeted?
Anonymous No.58084297
>>58084289
>You closeted?
No.
Anonymous No.58084311 >>58088225
so, uh...
pokemon? anyone here ever heard of that?
no? just me?
Anonymous No.58084312 >>58084324 >>58088225
>>58081932
>>58082272
It's not that different from actual sports. You can get far with a transactional relationship with your teammates as long as you are strong, but a team with the same strength that trusts each other and cares about each other is going to go much further.
Anonymous No.58084319 >>58084768 >>58084867 >>58088267
Would any of the girls here be interested in a gulpin? Would you prefer them evolved?
Anonymous No.58084324 >>58084340 >>58088267
>>58084312
Paul was the best rival Ash ever had. Wish he was in the masters eight instead of Alain. I don't hate Alain btw he just wasn't as good as Paul.
Anonymous No.58084340 >>58084347 >>58088267 >>58088359
>>58084324
I'd say he's in good running for the best character in pokemon fullstop. I hesitate to talk about him more though because it's been a long time since I've watched diamond and pearl, and also because he's not a male pokemon.
Anonymous No.58084347 >>58084393 >>58088359
>>58084340
>also because he's not a male pokemon.
His electivire is though, so instead let's talk about the big yellow guy. Would you let him shock you during foreplay?
Anonymous No.58084393 >>58084435 >>58084733 >>58088359
>>58084347
I'm also a boy, so my opinion shouldn't matter here, but electrostim is not for me, and I wouldn't enjoy seeing my partner shocked much either, unless they're REALLY into it. He's big and fluffy though. Not that there's a short supply of big fluffy pokemon.

I love female human on male pokemon dynamics, but it does feel a bit awkward being here and self inserting as the pokemon.
Anonymous No.58084429 >>58088359
>>58066782
>Almost finish tagging this image for monyu.me
>Remember Hatterene is 100% female
Damn it.
Anonymous No.58084435
>>58084393
>but it does feel a bit awkward being here and self inserting as the pokemon.
I feel you.
Anonymous No.58084733 >>58084756
>>58084393
I can say, mild e-stim doesn't hurt. It LOOKS like it hurts way more than it does, because you get some involuntary movement and spasms because muscles are being stimulated, but, it's honestly more like being tickled than hurting. It's different than tickling, at first it can sorta... "feel" painful, because your natural response to things tends to be alarm/pain, but, it really isn't.
It's like being tickled, but on the inside. And, depending on where you're shocking, it can feel really, really good, because muscles that aren't "supposed" to flex, flex. I only know a tiny bit of the anatomy, so could be describing it weird, but, for me, getting a bit around my groin makes the muscles around my deep clitoral roots tense, and makes my entire pelvis feel suuuuper good. It also feels good if I have anything in me, because my insides kinda clench and knead in weird, really neat ways.
I know for guys, it can make muscles around the prostate and other glands knead similarly, and result in some really cool, like, "orgasm misfires", as different parts of ejaculation fire off out of sequence. I've seen that a bit.
This doesn't apply to me, but electrostim can stimulate the vagal nerve in some people, and then for some people, getting a vagal nerve stim releases a TON of relaxation-endorphins-feel good, even without orgasm. Not for me, vagal stim for me mostly makes me just lose consciousness, but, electrostim doesn't do that to me, so it's fine.
Beyond mild it can start hurting, but, you really don't have to go further. I almost never do, but sometimes the intensity feels good and satisfying. It's also really cool and intimate if someone is getting stim, the tingle you get when you touch near there.

I fully get having a hard time hurting people, and that's something that's a personal level of comfort above all else, but, I can say, this one isn't hurting unless you push it. Take it slow at first, and it's completely non-painful, and actually pretty relaxing.
Anonymous No.58084756 >>58084790 >>58088267
>>58084733
I guess it'd be easier to imagine myself doing it if I were a plusle, or some other Pikaclone instead of, you know, Electivire.
Anonymous No.58084768 >>58084782 >>58088278
>>58083967
I love sex.
A lot.
Sex is fun.
I love talking about it, too.
I like masturbating to porn, and talking about porn. Opportunities to talk about it in as autistic detail as I like are kinda rare, so, I cherish the ones I get.
>>58084319
Thaaaaat's a hard maybe, that would depend on some information that doesn't exist in this reality.
I kinda like little blob or slime guys, they're cute. But... I have this thought in my mind that Gulpin and Swalot smell like puke and bile, and probably burn something fierce if their gunk gets anywhere. Kinda the Muk problem, where whatever potential they have on a body structure level is fucked by what they're made out of. I don't think anyone has it as rough as Muk, but, Swalot and Gulpin are hard to imagine having an interest in unless I'm certain they don't, y'know, smell like a stomach. Goomy is a yes, because Goomy is just a little slug I could have a bit of fun with, Gulpin WOULD be a yes, I'm just not into puke. Or acid in me.
Anonymous No.58084769 >>58084814 >>58088270
For me its Darkrai. My other favorites include Inteleon, Zoroark and Gallade, but Darkrai is the best. The movie gives him a good character and he's very attractive
Anonymous No.58084782 >>58084810 >>58088270
>>58084768
That's a little disappointing. I always imagined them as more solid than the other slime pokemon, swalot especially being the type to attack with it's overwhelming weight using heavy body slam attacks. I think I got it from the stadium games. More generally, I imagine that all pokemon with hazardous bodies can control who and when they're dangerous like rapidash in the anime. I get it though, if your conceptualization of the pokemon is rooted mostly in the pokedex, Gulpin probably isn't going to sound as cute. He's still my favorite though.
Anonymous No.58084790 >>58084799 >>58088270
>>58084756
Yeah, that makes sense, I getcha.
Usually I think about smaller electrics myself, like Raichu, anyways.
I don't actually know damn near anything about, y'know, electrical engineering, what numbers or things are high or dangerous, ect, so I have no idea what's ACTUALLY relevant, or which pokemon have dangerous numbers in places, I assume most of them. I know the dial on the toy I have has a twisty knob, that points to a circular gage that gets thicker as it goes with notches, and I don't usually go beyond 2 notches. And I know, always be sure your contacts don't have a line across your chest, for heart reasons.
Anonymous No.58084799 >>58084810 >>58088368
>>58084790
Yeah, any pokemon could call down enough lightning to kill a normal human, or comedically singe a poke-world human. The fact that they can hide their overwhelming power is a serious charm point for all the small pokemon.
Anonymous No.58084810 >>58088368
>>58084782
Yeah, that's probably the ideal way it is.
Like I said, by appearance alone,
Gulpin's cute, and if it turned out it WASN'T, y'know, a bag of digestive juices, I'd probably try it.
Just, since so much of this is doing complete hard vibe reads of sensory information anyways, it's hard to just discount one off hand.
>>58084799
Exactly. I dunno how many me's is worth one Indian elephant in terms of electricity required to kill, but, I assume it's more than one, so, Raichu is probably pretty dangerous. But, I assume if it has enough control to not kill a bird, it has enough to not kill me.
Anonymous No.58084814 >>58084928 >>58088368
>>58084769
>The movie gives him a good character and he's very attractive
Yeah, agree.
Mewtwo's got my heart, but, he's pretty attractive.
Them LEGS though, goddamn.
Anonymous No.58084867 >>58084900 >>58084915 >>58085022 >>58085208 >>58085240 >>58088248
>>58084319
I read a fucked up vore fic once where a dude stumbles upon a girl's body with a wild gulpin stuck on her head. Evidently it had already digested her head but was stuck on her shoulders or something. Figuring she was already dead he decided to help the gulpin by get unstuck so it could finish swallowing her. So he slowly starts to push her in bit by bit as it rapidly digests the parts ot swallows, but then he he gives into temptation and fuckers her body. Once it finishes it decides to join his team. Was not my cup of tea.
Anonymous No.58084900 >>58088248
>>58084867
Please do not write such things about my favorite pokemon.
Anonymous No.58084915
>>58084867
>Once it finishes it decides to join his team.
kino trope. shame about everything else.
Anonymous No.58084928 >>58088261
>>58084814
Mewtwo is pretty good too.
>Them LEGS though, goddamn.
He has nice legs
Anonymous No.58085022 >>58088261
>>58084867
what a terrible day to be literate
Anonymous No.58085208 >>58085239 >>58088261
>>58084867
-1 Gulpin Point
Anonymous No.58085239
>>58085208
No pokemon would canonically do that.
Anonymous No.58085240
>>58084867
While this is not the worst I read, this is the kind of story line that sets me a bigger question: Why would they join forces?
The Gulpin already ate the girl, what's stopping it from eating the boy too? "Kindness"?
Yeah, he will be the second serving for sure.
Anonymous No.58085344 >>58085356 >>58088248
Can we get back on track?
Anonymous No.58085356 >>58085792 >>58088248
>>58085344
Name your favorite pokemon, what you like most about it, and how you think it would show affection.
Anonymous No.58085491 >>58085846 >>58088257
I love him, and I think it's funny how hated he is by most of the fandom. They really can't handle cunty bird (male).
Anonymous No.58085792 >>58085827 >>58088257
>>58085356
A combo pack!
Aggron: Mostly stoic, it's the sort that I think would show affection by work, and the continuous effort to not harm you while you hang on him. Aggron is the sort to pull you aside, and show you a gorgeous place it has been working on landscaping, and show you a relaxation space it made for you.
Mewtwo: I see Mewtwo being very reserved and somewhat awkward, but very serious and unintentionally dramatic. Slow to make any action, but utterly heartfelt when it does so, even when it's something simple, like the choice to take your hand. Also somewhat easily overwhelmed by your affection.
Gardevoir: I mean. It's the Embrace pokemon. I think time with arms around eachother, head nuzzled into eachothers bodies is just normal. Also I really really hope he gently pushes my head under the dress and
Lopunny: Lots of physical movement, like happy bounces and bursts of energy. Lots of snuggling and jumping onto you.
Latios: Use of its clairvoyance ability to really and fully feel eachother's hearts, emotions, and love. Very experiential affection and love. Physically I imagine slightly cool and reserved, mostly just quietly being next to eachother.
Raichu: I see Raichu being uncomplicated and expressive, and a bit hedonistic, so affection manifests in a lot of relaxed physical touch. Lots of sleeping in your lap, nuzzles and kisses.
Hypno: I see Hypno as somewhat shy and easily embarrassed. Hypno has a hard time making first moves, and mostly just reacts to your affection with flushing and sheepish looks, but also is eager to follow alone with whatever your lead is.
Furret: Kinda like Lopunny, bursts of affectionate zoomies, followed by running up your body and wrapping around you in a weird, sweet hug.
Gastrodon: Kind of a hard pokemon to read, honestly. I see it enjoying affectionate touch and leaning into you, but otherwise largely struggling to express what it wants, so needing a lot of time together, close, in general.
Anonymous No.58085827 >>58088257
>>58085792
Bonus round!
Turanitar: This might just be because of the movie Tyranitar, but, I see Tyranitar as a pokemon of two radically different personalities. The front, the aloof, brash tough guy outside, and the reality, the sensitive, somewhat timid and sweet guy inside. Getting to spend time with that other self IS affection, though that side is receptive to physical snuggling
Meganium: Mostly a chill together type of pokemon, whose affection is expressed by quietly enjoying eachother's company, that rarely seeks direct affection, but is haply to recieve it
Sylveon: I see it as a little flirt, exhibitionist, and provocateur. You know that thing where, for whatever reason, no matter what angle you look at a cat, you're getting a view of cat ass?
That, but it's very much on purpose, entails all of its genitals, constantly, and is always kinda touching them to you. Horny little bastard, who is just going to roll over while you're petting it so you're grabbing his dick
Glaceon: Somewhat reserved, most of its affection is expressed through physical contact, but not really traditional affectionate touch. It will press up against you while sleeping or lay in your lap, but won't push or react to much more, most of the time. It appreciates more touch, but doesn't express it
Haunter: I see Haunter as a kinda strange critter in terms of anatomy, where pretty much all of its physical touch has to be done through the tongue. It CAN use its hands, body, ect, but that takes a lot of effort on its part, compared to the tongue which is a static thing. I have no idea why I feel this. But, for that reason, it's very much a licker. Licks for affection, enjoys having its tongue touched and stroked. Also a bit of casual, low level possession, just for intimacy. Like, hugging someone from behind, except you sink into their soul a bit
Dragonair: I see it as very, very touch oriented. It wants to nuzzle, wrap, and use hands it doesn't have yet on you, so compensates however it can
Anonymous No.58085846 >>58085863 >>58086340
>>58085491
>how hated he is
Is he? I thought he just overshadowed by Skeledirge and Meowscarada.
Anonymous No.58085863 >>58085870 >>58086340
>>58085846
Hated on this board, maybe, but in the overall fandom, I'd say... probably not? But he's definitely the least popular of the Paldea starters.
He's my favorite starter, though. Tied with Blaziken. I like birds, and they're both tall and handsome to boot.
Anonymous No.58085870 >>58088381
>>58085863
On the topic of birds I'm curious about the final fighter bird starter, H. Decidueye (and regular form too).
Anonymous No.58086340 >>58088381
>>58085846
>>58085863
Yeah, I think that's more the case.
Especially nowadays, every gen needs a looser, and weedcat and croc definitely aren't that, so that's probably where the low opinion of him comes from more than anything else. Yesteryear, he would have been more like a Sceptile in terms of people's opinion. Probably.
Anonymous No.58086432 >>58088381
Anonymous No.58086753 >>58087096 >>58087118 >>58087161 >>58087443 >>58088384
>>58084279
OP here, I'm a female pokephile and was curious about my fellow female pokephile's tastes
Anonymous No.58087096 >>58087161 >>58087320 >>58088384
>>58086753
You did good. Good thread.
Anonymous No.58087105 >>58088384
>>58078691
Cute mon. Would carry him around in a backpack and not evole him.
Anonymous No.58087118 >>58087320 >>58088384
>>58086753
I think it's really interesting, too. It's neat see different takes on things to me, and I really really like seeing new lines of appeal to designs
Anonymous No.58087123 >>58088380
>>58067784
Jolteon's fast spiky knot! Whoops sorry what was the question?
Anonymous No.58087130 >>58088215
>>58067378
Daycares probably make a ton of money from the try hard trainers trying to minmax stats.
Anonymous No.58087138 >>58087148 >>58088215
Aren't humans in the pokemon universe just a type a pokemon and therefor classified in the humanoid egg group?
Anonymous No.58087148 >>58088215
>>58087138
I think humans transcend egg groups, according to the leaked worldbuilding lore.
Anonymous No.58087161 >>58087320 >>58087323
>>58086753
>>58087096
Yeah, wonderful thread!
I've had a lot of fun with it. Uh. Hopefully I haven't smothered it too much.
I get chatty when I'm having fun, and love talking about this stuff.
Anonymous No.58087320 >>58088380
>>58087096
>>58087118
>>58087161
Thank you kindly, anons. I was pretty surprised to see how much attention this thread immediately got, but I'm not complaining! It's amazing to see so many other pokephile chicks, and all with such interesting tastes. Maybe we should have threads like this more often.
Anonymous No.58087323 >>58088380
>>58087161
And don't worry, you didn't smother the thread at all. I love reading passionate replies like yours.
Anonymous No.58087443 >>58088380
>>58086753
I guess that's my answer.
Anonymous No.58087735 >>58088251
>>58062512
>>58065353
>>58073601
I genuinely thought I was the only one who liked Chesnaught, and I'm a fruit. He just looks so cuddly yet strong, and he can maybe hold you while curling into a ball...
Anonymous No.58088210
>>58054731
>>58054727 (OP)
Anonymous No.58088215
>>58087138
>>58087130
>>58087148
Anonymous No.58088220
>>58081378
>>58081407
>>58081255
Anonymous No.58088224
>>58055669
>>58056002
>>58056446
Anonymous No.58088225
>>58084312
>>58084311
>>58084289
Anonymous No.58088227
>>58078681
>>58078628
>>58078139
Anonymous No.58088230
>>58080257
>>58080231
>>58079736
Anonymous No.58088234
>>58078568
>>58076873
>>58075906
Anonymous No.58088235 >>58088245
oy gevalt
Anonymous No.58088237
>>58075454
>>58074839
>>58073765
Anonymous No.58088241
>>58074578
>>58073676
>>58073077
Anonymous No.58088245 >>58088259
>>58088235
IM NOT JEWISH PROJECTING HASSID PEDOPHILE

GO BACK TO UKRAINE AND STAY CIRCUMSIZED KIKE
Anonymous No.58088248
>>58085344
>>58085356
>>58084900
>>58084867
will you write that happening to Cynthia or what
Anonymous No.58088251
>>58056608
>>58056487
>>58056407
>>58056843
>>58087735
Anonymous No.58088257
>>58085827
>>58085792
>>58085491
Anonymous No.58088259 >>58088381
>>58088245
>PROJECTING
yeah, I said oy gevalt cuz I'm Jewish and I have a problem with this? What the fuck is wrong with you
Anonymous No.58088261
>>58085022
>>58084928
>>58085208
Anonymous No.58088265
>>58084262
>>58084279
>>58083967
Anonymous No.58088267
>>58084319
Do you want gulping to eat Cynthia or what >>58084340
>>58084324
>>58084756
Anonymous No.58088270
>>58078681
>>58084769
>>58084782
>>58084790
Anonymous No.58088274
>>58079593
>>58079722
>>58078628
>>58078626
Anonymous No.58088278
>>58084768
>>58076044
>>58076141
>>58076153
Anonymous No.58088281
>>58083963
>>58084262
>>58081932
>>58078135
Anonymous No.58088284
>>58080293
>>58078691
>>58078702
>>58078062
Anonymous No.58088285 >>58088290
erm.... jannies?
Anonymous No.58088286
>>58078551
>>58078542
>>58078529
>>58078162
Anonymous No.58088290
>>58088285
DO YOU HATE CYNTHIA TOO OR WHAT

STOP SIMPING AND HELP COON
Anonymous No.58088294
>>58077822
>>58077655
>>58077196
>>58076879
Anonymous No.58088299
>>58071526
>>58071417
>>58069757
>>58069769
Anonymous No.58088302
>>58083372
>>58082345
>>58082426
>>58082283
Anonymous No.58088304 >>58088310
Anonymous No.58088307
>>58080700
>>58075293
>>58074566
>>58071612
Anonymous No.58088310
>>58088304
STAY COONING WITH RAGE JEET

>>58066089
>>58065447
>>58065308
Anonymous No.58088313
>>58072018
>>58069752
>>58068888
>>58067857
Anonymous No.58088317
>>58067045
>>58067263
>>58066980
>>58066782
>>58066286
Anonymous No.58088321
>>58065009
>>58064956
>>58064879
>>58064866
Anonymous No.58088323
>>58054764
>>58054742
>>58054739
>>58054901
Anonymous No.58088327
>>58061681
>>58061676
>>58061622
>>58061592
Anonymous No.58088332
>>58075127
>>58074592
>>58074659
>>58075828
Anonymous No.58088333 >>58088342
Why do low-effort shitposters rely on slurs so heavily? "Jeet," "nigger", " chink", "tranny", it's all white noise to me.
Can't you guys put more creativity into your insults? You're boring me.
Anonymous No.58088338
>>58054738
>>58054772
>>58054964
>>58055066
Anonymous No.58088342
>>58088333
>>58055067
>>58055089
YOU ARE CONFIRMED MIXED RACE

STAY MAD

STAY MINDBROKEN WHEN ICE SENDS YOU BACK I GUATAMELA
Anonymous No.58088345 >>58088350
Well I'm down for another thread like this sometime after the spammer is gone.
Anonymous No.58088346
>>58081679
>>58081843
>>58081910
>>58082272
Anonymous No.58088350
>>58088345
>>58080587
>>58080547
>>58080474
START OT WITH SEVIPER EATING CYNTHIA THEN HAHA

STAY MAD PICKANNINNY CYNTHIA COON
Anonymous No.58088354
>>58083790
>>58083558
>>58083557
>>58083448
Will you feed Cynthia to mawile or what
Anonymous No.58088356
>>58082888
>>58083190
>>58083244
>>58083321
Anonymous No.58088359
>>58084393
>>58084347
>>58084340
>>58084429
Anonymous No.58088363
>>58079002
>>58079537
>>58076337
>>58076155
Anonymous No.58088368 >>58088371
>>58084814
>>58084810
>>58084799
>>58084256
Anonymous No.58088371
>>58088368
>>58076985
>>58077055
>>58078078
Anonymous No.58088376
>>58078108
>>58078115
>>58078134
>>58078145
STOP BETRAYING THE WHOTE RACE OR DIE OFF QUADROONS
Anonymous No.58088380
>>58087443
>>58087323
>>58087320
>>58087123
Anonymous No.58088381
>>58088259
>>58085870
>>58086340
>>58086432
STAY SEETHING FOREVER CYNTHIAJEET

DIE MAD
Anonymous No.58088384
>>58086753
>>58087096
>>58087105
>>58087118
Anonymous No.58088387
>>58067754
>>58067650
>>58067577
>>58067429