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Anonymous No.58057229 >>58058758 >>58087587 >>58088549 >>58094535 >>58099303 >>58109422 >>58115425 >>58120933
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TQ

When you want to treat your man, what are you getting him? Is it something expensive or something more homely like cooking him a nice meal. Would he appreciate it if you brought him a rock or a shell, or something like that, which reminds you of him?
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Anonymous No.58057322 >>58057324 >>58057840 >>58057890 >>58057985 >>58058694 >>58074657 >>58088549
Is there a definitive list as to which PokeMen are uncut? What about which ones have bush/body hair?
Anonymous No.58057324 >>58057360
>>58057322
I think we've discussed having a list about this before but we didn't follow through
Anonymous No.58057360 >>58057369
>>58057324
Okay, I’ll start. Uncut:
>Archie
>Crasher Wake
>Gaeric
>Guzma
>Milo
>Piers
>Allister
>Bede
Anonymous No.58057369 >>58057847 >>58057952
>>58057360
All non-unovans should be uncut
Anonymous No.58057404
>TQ
Arven feels like he'd be very appreciative of anything, he didn't get a lot of gifts growing up so he's just happy that someone thought of him. He shows his love in various ways, though food is the obvious big one for him. He does say that he wishes he could have tasted the homemade sandwich your mom made and he's very grateful when he comes over for snacks, so I think he also feels loved that way too. He makes the Titan badges that he gives you and gives you a few gifts, so I think gifts are also a way for him to feel loved. Quality time too, the gift of your time and attention is something that he would deeply appreciate.

So, if I wanted to spoil him (and I desperately want to) I'd make a nice homemade meal for him, spend some quality time with him, and then surprise him with a gift. Actually probably a few gifts: something sentimental, like a cute photo of us framed, something functional that he'd use, like a nice apron, an interesting cookbook, or other camping supplies, and something that's just cute and for fun. I'd pick up a cute keychain that made me think of him or make him something, though I think he would be happy if I did give him a cool rock or shell too lol. I guess when the bar is so low, he'd appreciate anything.

Could be as simple as packing a lunch, having a hike and picnic together, and surprising him with a small gift I picked up or something like planning a nice homemade dinner and watching movies together, maybe surprising him with some comfy pjs to wear or something. I’d love to take him out to a nice restaurant, but I feel like he might feel a little out of place or uncomfortable at first if it’s too formal.
Anonymous No.58057840
>>58057322
>Is there a definitive list as to which PokeMen are uncut?
All of them. No exceptions.
Anonymous No.58057847
>>58057369
Which PokeMen had phimosis so bad they had to get snipped?
Anonymous No.58057890
>>58057322
I agree with the other poster that most non-unovans would be uncut. Ghetsis is probably cut and rages about the jews stealing his foreskin or whatever, only to turn around and get N circumcised anyways.
Anonymous No.58057952
>>58057369
do alolans get circumcised?
Anonymous No.58057985 >>58058013 >>58058016
>>58057322
The PokΓ©mon would is a utopia so that means that all men are uncut.
Anonymous No.58058013
>>58057985
kek
was thinking that as well
Anonymous No.58058016 >>58058024 >>58058221
>>58057985
Does that mean they are all hairy too?
Anonymous No.58058024 >>58058169
>>58058016
I wish, but unfortunately, it is an utopia created by Japanese people. They are bad at growing body hair, so most of them never learn to appreciate it.
Anonymous No.58058122 >>58058221
>ywn smother the face of your husbando from Kanto/Johto/Hoenn/Sinnoh/Kitakami with your bush
Why even live?
Anonymous No.58058169 >>58058183
>>58058024
Pokemon characters are not japanese so nothing's stopping me from deciding which husbandos are hairy anyway.
Anonymous No.58058183 >>58058262
>>58058169
Yeah, that's fair. It's just not something you'll see in a lot of official illustrations is all. The fact that we got canon Larry leg hair is already a miracle.
Anonymous No.58058221 >>58058262
>>58058016
IMO: Not all, but most absolutely. Body hair is annoying to draw (even more so to animate), so unless it's a character they REALLY want the viewer to perceive as hairy, they won't bother with this detail. So you can assume that most have reasonable amount of body hair.
Similarly with nips. Probably a stylistic choice for lots of anime/manga/media in general to leave them out (whether it's kids anime playing it safe or just aesthetics). But you can safely assume that most Pokemon characters have nipples of various colors. Similar answers apply to lips, noses, sometimes finger-/toenails... And so on.
>>58058122
>Why even live?
To master the skill that is lucid dreaming so all my destructive and/or unachievable fantasies can come true in the closest way.
...is the answer that pops into my brain for these sort of questions. But boy is that easier said than done
Anonymous No.58058262
>>58058183
>>58058221
Official art is always so boring. Thankfully we have imagination and hornyness to make up for it.
Anonymous No.58058694 >>58058701 >>58061042 >>58061076
>>58057322
I can't imagine Faba has body hair.
Anonymous No.58058701
>>58058694
He definitely waxes or even got lasered, I can see him hating the feeling of hair on his body
Anonymous No.58058758
>>58057229 (OP)
lol organized crime
Anonymous No.58060082 >>58074802
Anonymous No.58060667 >>58060715
Anonymous No.58060715
>>58060667
Cute fox
Anonymous No.58060905
Noland!
Anonymous No.58061042
>>58058694
He certainly has the money to get it lasered.
Anonymous No.58061076 >>58061267
>>58058694
I can't imagine Faba has a dick either to be honest.
Anonymous No.58061267
>>58061076
He definitely does it's just on the smaller side
Anonymous No.58061381 >>58061391 >>58061457 >>58076247
Hoenn has so many husbandos including NPC trainer class hotties, beside the commonly listed Ace Trainers, the Fisher lineup is so handsome and husbandable, blessed with XY, peaked with ORAS, sinned with BDSP by not having proper 2D sprites or official art but like me, some have noticed BDSP Sinnoh Fisher is Noland fishing on his free time.
Love Norman, Noland, Lance, Palmer, Peony and Hoenn Fisher so much, why are chinese cartoon men so perfect and natural, it's not fair...
Anonymous No.58061391
>>58061381
Also Kalos Fisher looks like a tanned Alola Red and he was designed before the latter.
Anonymous No.58061457
>>58061381
His card is pretty cute, wish it were stronger though, maybe in a different format he'll be good...
Anonymous No.58061740 >>58061775 >>58061853 >>58061914 >>58062110 >>58062920
hear me out
Anonymous No.58061775 >>58062110
>>58061740
>generic wolf furry
>not a full on naga with a snake head
Pass
Anonymous No.58061853
>>58061740
nice art but furry stuff doesn't do anything for me beyond maybe looking nice/cool/cute and this is no exception
Anonymous No.58061914
>>58061740
Meh
Anonymous No.58062110
>>58061740
Husbando fur uoooh
but yeah this anon >>58061775 is onto something
Anonymous No.58062668 >>58062924
Anonymous No.58062920 >>58063209
>>58061740
I like the hybrid stuff that another anon did. What pokemon would he be?
Anonymous No.58062924
>>58062668
Arceus has blessed him with yaoi hands for better praying I see
Anonymous No.58063209 >>58063288
>>58062920
I know he can’t be Salazzle but Corbeau gives me them Salazzle vibes…


Guess there’s also Fezandipiti, idk they look pretty similar
Anonymous No.58063288 >>58063645
>>58063209
Faba is already the male Salazzle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP506Lpua00
Anonymous No.58063636 >>58090505
Thread question, I dont know if he'll like material gifts since he travels but I think a nice meal and some treats would make him happy.
Anonymous No.58063645 >>58064862
>>58063288
Why can’t they both Salazzle dance together? :)

Faba’s dance gives me Primarina vibes in that video. Weird because he’s dancing, not singing. I can’t explain further, sorry anon
Anonymous No.58063722
>TQ
Might sound weird but I could honestly probably drive around those wealthier neighborhoods on the night before garbage pickup, see if I can find someone throwing out a fridge or some other slightly busted appliance, and bring that back to him. He’d probably be delighted to just dissect it and take all the parts out to see what’s inside.
Sometimes I do this for fun cuz I’m weird and curious myself. Also it reminds me of husbando.
Anonymous No.58063822 >>58063858 >>58067306
>>58062480
Really can't help myself...he's hot.
Anonymous No.58063858
>>58063822
Oh my...
Anonymous No.58064862
>>58063645
I guess that's true. I see Faba more as a Malamar though
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Anonymous No.58067306 >>58068745
>>58063822
What attracts you to him anon?
Anonymous No.58068355 >>58068783
Why aren’t more people into Miror B?
Anonymous No.58068745
>>58067306
Finely aged Sycamore, must be experienced and intersting, charming wisdom, wears a nice perfume scent.
Anonymous No.58068783 >>58069275
>>58068355
Aside from being from a game that hasn't been relevant in like 20 years?
I can only speak for myself, but I'm rarely into these sort of comic relief/joke-y characters. I DO like Miror B - he's cool, funny and I like his wacky appearance. But it's not really the type of character I'd get attracted to beyond that level of appreciation.

Fingers crossed he might get more fans and lovers in future years, since Nintendo finally pushed those games into the public's eye again with their digital re-releases on Switch 2.
For me, it's Wes or Cail, though.
Anonymous No.58069275 >>58069309
>>58068783
I think he looks better in XD his music is better also but yeah I thought with the release on Switch 2 some people might have discovered him.

Personally I'm a Snattle fan
Anonymous No.58069309
>>58069275
>I think he looks better in XD his music is better also
Yeah I agree. I used to jam out to his XD theme even before I knew it belonged to him (found a goofy video that used his song and it got stuck in my head even years after I forgot about that video. FINALLY rediscovering it was beyond satisfying + finding out it's Miror B.'s music made me quite happy)

Salsaaa is funny tho kek
Anonymous No.58069376 >>58069383 >>58069414 >>58070049
I love Volo!
I have BPD btw
Anonymous No.58069383
>>58069376
omg congratz!
Anonymous No.58069414 >>58070484 >>58070503 >>58071348
>>58069376
Look at that face, just how many people has he raped?
Anonymous No.58069529 >>58070142
Have a good Friday everyone
Anonymous No.58070049 >>58070148
>>58069376
>BPD
Checks out
Anonymous No.58070142
>>58069529
Thanks! You too, anon. Happy Husbando thoughts-filled weekend to you all
Anonymous No.58070148 >>58070575
>>58070049
kek please do explain
Anonymous No.58070484 >>58070486
>>58069414
>just how many people has he raped?
Not enough, I volunteer to be next.
Anonymous No.58070486
>>58070484
no fuck you im next >:(
Anonymous No.58070503 >>58070506
>>58069414
an unfathomable amount
Anonymous No.58070506
>>58070503
Oh my... Very nice pic.
Anonymous No.58070575
>>58070148
Let's see, Volo is intense, unstable, obsessive.
Anonymous No.58071348
>>58069414
I'd rather peg him.
Anonymous No.58071651
I love my creepy rapist husband
Anonymous No.58072529 >>58072665 >>58073151
I just find it funny how fast this artist and rybiok were.
Anonymous No.58072665
>>58072529
nice tits
Anonymous No.58073151
>>58072529
Of course just look at him immediate mounting
Anonymous No.58073845 >>58073962
Fuck! I forgot that yesterday was Giovanni's birthday.
Anonymous No.58073962
>>58073845
Oh! Manga birthday?
Anonymous No.58074485 >>58074600 >>58074603 >>58074609 >>58074665
the kinojisan marches on
now all three larry, kabu and nanu need an event together
Anonymous No.58074600
>>58074485
holy fuck he's tall
Anonymous No.58074603
>>58074485
Old man yaoi...
Anonymous No.58074609 >>58074939 >>58075076
>>58074485
I didn't realise Larry was so tall or is Nanu just kinda short.. how many short men have moved to Alola?
Anonymous No.58074657 >>58074677 >>58074686
>>58057322
All of them are natural. There are no Jews there.
Anonymous No.58074665
>>58074485
Older men having dispassionate gay sex...
Anonymous No.58074677 >>58075946
>>58074657
I know a guy who got his done for aesthetic purposes. There's probably at least a few of them who do have it
Anonymous No.58074686 >>58074694
>>58074657
Phimosis exists anon
Anonymous No.58074694 >>58074699
>>58074686
just wank it wider bro
Anonymous No.58074699 >>58074706
>>58074694
Ouch...
Anonymous No.58074706
>>58074699
become a masochist bro
Coochie Smeller No.58074802
>>58060082
is this the feeling when guys see a girl twirl some hair behind her ear
Anonymous No.58074939
>>58074609
Paldea trainers are scaled differently so they always appear as giants in the events and normal scenes, in the photomode you can scale them properly, the proportions are still slightly different too.
Anonymous No.58075076 >>58075756
>>58074609
I think it’s just the fuckery with the mastersex models. According to the teraleak documents, Nanu’s height is 180 cm but he looks shorter. Larry I have no idea how tall he is but the Paldeans seem freakishly tall in the gacha. I do recall Kabu seeming incredibly short compared to Larry in their event last year. height autism aside old men height difference so erotic imagine the sex
Anonymous No.58075756
>>58075076
The story ending scene with the Meowth was so cute and worthy of being unlocked just for that alone.
Anonymous No.58075946 >>58075954 >>58076254
>>58074677
>cut dicks
>aesthetic
You can't be serious.
Anonymous No.58075954 >>58076163 >>58076254
>>58075946
Weird right? Some people seriously think it looks better.
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Anonymous No.58076163 >>58076184 >>58076254
>>58075954
I can only get over a cut dick (which I'd call aesthetic) if it doesn't have fucked up scars or very noticeable skin tone variations, not a fun of frankenstein cocks that look like they were sewed from different human bodies.
Luckily in the manga artstyle if they appear they do also often look aesthetic unlike in real life where it is harder to find those. Then I value the shape, weird looking huge mushroom heads are not my thing, size can be whatever from small to big except massive giga cocks way over the standards, nobody wants a wrist sized meat bat to deal with physically. I cry every time I find a handsome, perfect looking male that was mutilated and left with a unsettling irregular scar, it's like a blasphemy toward the human body like having trashy shit tier tattoos everywhere or several body modifications.
Bulging belly buttons still beat cut cocks at being repulsive.
Anonymous No.58076184 >>58076205
>>58076163
>a cut dick (which I'd call aesthetic)
Shit taste. Also Morty is full natural, uncut and bushy.
Anonymous No.58076205 >>58100659
>>58076184
Do you have some autism and can't read full sentences? Γ©_Γ¨
Anonymous No.58076247 >>58076387 >>58076623 >>58084403
>>58061381
The Anime COTDs/movie exclusives around AG were hot too. The poacher, the Aqua Spy, the Swablu ep park ranger, Brody, Butler and Jackie.

I feel like the early to mid 00s was the last time anime guys and JP media in general were enticing to me.
Anonymous No.58076254 >>58076258
>>58075946
>>58075954
Perhaps the influence of porn? I remember reading something about women getting work done so their pussies resemble those common in porn. I think some chicks also unironically think round melon boobs look great...
I've also read about some men picking up bizarre stuff from porn as well (like slapping their cocks against the pussy before entering.. kek), wouldn't surprise me if "cut cock looks better" is amongst that. It's similar to the pussy thing + where else are you ever confronted with various stranger's genitals to compare yours to (unless you make a conscious effort to peek at your mate's dicks whenever the chance presents itself. But like, even in this bizarro scenario...).
Some people are way too easy to influence, in all the wrong ways.
>>58076163
Luckily in the manga artstyle if they appear they do also often look aesthetic unlike in real life
Fiction truly is a blessing in this godawful world. Personally, I still get disappointed if a guy is cut in manga, though. IRL, it's just sad (but I respect it 100% if it's medical, you gotta do what you gotta do in that case).
Anonymous No.58076258
>>58076254
>forgot quoting arrows again
FUCK. Have a Morty as penance
Anonymous No.58076259 >>58076303 >>58084403
Reading through the thread like Sunday paper
Anonymous No.58076303 >>58076341
>>58076259
Surely Volo is natural as well right?
Anonymous No.58076341
>>58076303
obviously
Anonymous No.58076387 >>58084403
>>58076247
>Forgetting Harley
Anonymous No.58076623 >>58076629 >>58076641 >>58076750
>>58076247
>poacher
for me, the power of us movie was full of eye candies, from shotas to husbandos, even ash had its best and most attractive look, this was one of the poachers from the movie
the other notable movie and specials character was jack walker who was clearly and undoubtly the very same design they based friede on, the character sheets had an optional tanned design for him that looked like a tanned sporty steven
Anonymous No.58076629 >>58076641
>>58076623
poacher daddy from power of us
Anonymous No.58076641 >>58076693 >>58084403
>>58076623
OLM really were attached to Jackie, iirc the movie was going to be all about him and he even appeared in Spurt.
>>58076629
Didn't think a relatively modern Pokemon production would have the balls to show guns.
Anonymous No.58076693 >>58076708 >>58076750
>>58076641
Unfortunately Rangers franchise, as fun as it was gamewise, had to compete with mainlines and was also behind Mystery Dungeon, so it is pretty much over for it, the Dungeon series have yet to announce a new title hopefully, maybe waiting for Gen 10? A full dex would be quite difficult to implement, they'd require a more polished game if they are still interested in those series.
Honestly Rangers shined mostly for Jack Walker and had some showtime during Gen 5 movies as trainer class and in the final arcs of the last anime season with Mew, the game ones had a very messy and not much marketable designs, there were the music band designs with the Ice guy that looked like Steven x Blue to keep it afloat, Steven clone was also present in Battle Revolution, a rich guy too.
The Journeys had a very very sexy ranger support member named Quillon, basically Alain with red hair. Had a crush on that hottie, Pixiv has some pics of him, and an artist shipping him with Goh.
Anonymous No.58076708
>>58076693
tbqh, I haven't caught up with the franchise beyond gen 5. Jackie's movie is one of my favorites, due not fully due to him. Always makes me laugh when he just goes "we must tear manaphy and may apart" and Ash is genuinely just shocked
Anonymous No.58076750
>>58076623
>>58076693
>Ranger has a Steven
>Battle Revolution has a Steven
>one of the movies almost had a Steven
So many Stevens!
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Anonymous No.58077877 >>58079579 >>58079908 >>58080519 >>58086121
Which pokeguy is def into kinky stuff?
Anonymous No.58077984
>Topic Question
Having grown up in Postwick, a town that while seemingly untouched by time yet still has access to certain modern technologies and ammenties (god bless the Pokemon world), I imagine that Victor is the sort of person who is content with what little he has, but it is ever eager to discover more. His upbringing must have been similar to a lot of folks who grew up in the countryside or the suburbs. Folks who are aware of the greater horizons out there, but that are always just out of reach from one's own grasp.

In regard to gifts, he would be terribly modest, I wager. Never asking for anything more than what is already his, deeply appreciating anything given to him. Victor could even suffer from a hint of imposter syndrome should the gift in question happen to be a little "too" grand. Little things might mean more than anything. A sentimental trinket, homely home decor, a lovely accessory... Everything being considered, I would still elect to spoil him rotten with the greatest and grandest. High-end dinners, jewelery, experiences, tech and tech accessories (every dude has a fascination with it). He deserves the best, after all, and I refuse to stop short of that! Unless he specifically requested such, at any rate.
Anonymous No.58078810 >>58079219
Good night.
Anonymous No.58079219 >>58080321
>>58078810
Why is he grumpy
Anonymous No.58079579
>>58077877
Volo for sure im biased tho
Maybe Crasher Wake? The mask just screams kinky.
Anonymous No.58079908
>>58077877
Brassius is either into some crazy avant-garde shit where the sex itself is like performance art or the most vanilla man possible
Anonymous No.58080321 >>58080392
>>58079219
He wants some fug and isn't getting any.
Anonymous No.58080392 >>58081016
>>58080321
He's got a fug right there though?
Anonymous No.58080519 >>58081316
>>58077877
He's into humiliation, having his tiny pathetic cock made fun of
Anonymous No.58081016
>>58080392
He wants more fug.
Anonymous No.58081316 >>58082194
>>58080519
He has a big cock but he thinks it's smol!
Anonymous No.58082194
>>58081316
It’s not tiny but it’s certainly below average. I have him at like 4.5 inches, so it’s enough to be insecure about but hes still able to satisfy you and if you’re a smaller woman, like me, then its even better.
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Anonymous No.58084403 >>58084408 >>58087011
>>58076247
>hot
>Swablu ep park ranger
Picrel? I'm with you on everyone else but personally don't feel this one at all. It's nice he has a fan, though.
Now I kinda want to rewatch AG, see what obscure cutie I've forgotten about already.
>I feel like the early to mid 00s was the last time anime guys and JP media in general were enticing to me.
It's not that extreme for me, but I think I can sympathize to some extend.
>>58076259
Kek, thread tends to be my morning newspaper as well
>>58076387
I love Harley but he's on the younger side compared to the other examples (wasn't he confirmed 16 or is this a false memory?). Anon might not be into that.
>>58076641
>OLM really were attached to Jackie, iirc the movie was going to be all about him and he even appeared in Spurt.
He got a little figure as well!
Anonymous No.58084408
>>58084403
Said figure (figurine? whatever it's called)
Anonymous No.58084901
Anonymous No.58085614 >>58086089 >>58086162
Seeing all these guys I don’t recognise from the anime. I haven’t watched that in over a decade now. How much better is it now? I got so sick of ash
Anonymous No.58086089 >>58086097
>>58085614
I really like the new anime. It doesn't have Ash in it in case you didn't know. And it actually has a plot.
Anonymous No.58086097 >>58086120
>>58086089
this villain looks so hot everytime I see him. is he worth continuing the show for?
Anonymous No.58086120
>>58086097
Yeah, his story isn't done yet. He's a real piece of shit, it's great.
Anonymous No.58086121
>>58077877
Without a doubt... The kind of guy that'll try anything at least once
Anonymous No.58086162
>>58085614
I lost interest at the start of gen5 because I got sick of the "Ash is still 10" shtick. So I'm probably the wrong person to reply. But from the limited exposure I had to the nu stuff...

I remember at my parent's house - someone had a birthday and we were hanging out - dad flicked over channels and came across an episode of the Alola anime. We kinda agreed to let it run for good time's sake.
I remember the pacing being absolutely ass and a whole lot of nothing happening during the entire time it was on. I remember being genuinely baffled at that. Someone else also commented something along the lines of "this is still going on?" "this" being "nothing". it was mostly running in the back, we weren't actively paying attention. every time I tried to, either Team Rocket or Ash's side of people was just talking about whatever. We switched channels at some point because it got boring seeing the same shit seemingly repeating forever.
The other time was an episode of Journeys, I think? That was fairly recent. I tried watching it because of the green-haired hypno boy and Friede was also there. Neat!
Couldn't force myself to care. Dipped while these 2 were still exchanging words. I guess to be fair, that episode seemed like some sort of intense climax or working up to one, meanwhile I know 0 lore about any of those characters. Hard to get invested like this for me, good looking anime men be damned.
I guess I liked the Arceus Special episodes... Because my husband-son was featured, kek. Kinda biased there. Didn't care about Goh.

So, "how much better", I mean... I'm not a fan. Admittedly, maybe I'd be more interested if I were the actual targeted audience kek. Orrr if the MAIN main protagonists weren't kids. Or, at the very least, if any of those damn kids appealed to me visually. Nu Pokemon character designs tend to be more miss than hit for me. I can't bring myself to care about any of their struggles or ambitions or whatever.
It's not for me, I think. YMMV.
Anonymous No.58086766 >>58087229
captcha: WRY80
Anonymous No.58087011 >>58087359
>>58084403
>I love Harley but he's on the younger side compared to the other examples (wasn't he confirmed 16 or is this a false memory?)
That was misinfo from some mid 00s site like Norman's surname being Maple.

Besides, Harley's more like a "friend" than somebody I'd want to be with. I tend to be that way with most bishonens or flamboyant guys.
Anonymous No.58087229 >>58087359
>>58086766
are you perhaps a faghag irl?
Anonymous No.58087359 >>58087492 >>58087543
>>58087011
>That was misinfo from some mid 00s site
Fug, I see. I guess it seemed reasonable enough so it just stuck. I wonder where I even got that information from in the first place..
>like Norman's surname being Maple.
Never heard that one before. Would make a cute surname for Max & especially May, though.
>Besides, Harley's more like a "friend" than somebody I'd want to be with. I tend to be that way with most bishonens or flamboyant guys.
I feel similar towards Harley but for different reasons. I like to fantasize about my self-insert OC crushing on him sometimes, but I think you'd have to enjoy messy relationships in some capacity to husbando a character who holds serious enough grudges over kindergarten food to bully younger children who remind him of that event with weird public humiliation rituals, kek. Loved that cunt, he was fun.
>>58087229
I tend to avoid men irl, fags included
Anonymous No.58087492
>>58087359
Based. 3D men are scary and can hurt you but 2D men will love you forever
Anonymous No.58087543
>>58087359
based 3DPD fag/moid hater
Anonymous No.58087587
>>58057229 (OP)
Do you agree Finley is the hottest pokemon husbando haha
Anonymous No.58088120
We don't know anything about this char yet. I hope he's edgy
Anonymous No.58088466
Anonymous No.58088549 >>58088852 >>58089743
>>58057229 (OP)
>TQ
Gio has plenty of money, so expensive gifts are worthless to him. Whatever it is, he can probably buy something better (assuming it was obtained legally. He'd appreciate stolen treasures or something he can sell for a good price, though). He'd much rather you go out and steal him rare PokΓ©mon or anything else that can be used to further his ambitions.
I think he'd appreciate homely treats though, even if he doesn't say it. If you cooked for him, he might make a comment or two about how he can easily pay for a meal of much higher quality, but he'll still eat it all and give a short, blunt thanks that comes off as empty words just for the sake of being polite, but has genuine appreciation deep down. As much as he pursues world domination and wants power over everyone, I think a part of him would appreciate gestures that make him feel like an actual person and not just a scary boss (though even then, he'd still demand respect from you).
>Would he appreciate it if you brought him a rock or a shell, or something like that, which reminds you of him?
He'd say how stupid it is and scold you, telling you to go steal PokΓ©mon instead of wasting time on silly trinkets like this. But despite this, he'd keep it on his desk, saying he just "hasn't had time to throw it out yet" if asked about it. Oddly enough, despite insisting he's gonna throw out the random items you give him, the collection on his desk only grows. He might eventually move a few to his room to give the impression that he followed through on trashing them, but that's only if the collection gets to the point of infringing on his workspace.
>>58057322
Gio is uncut. I want to believe he's on the hairier side, and simply shaves any part of him that isn't covered by his suit. But once you undress him, he's got a lot of hair and a BIG, musky bush.
Anonymous No.58088852
>>58088549
>he's got a lot of hair and a BIG, musky bush.
God I need husbandos like this.
Anonymous No.58089738
Anonymous No.58089743 >>58089757
>>58088549
>Stealing Pokemon for Team Rocket
>Only stealing the ones that remind you of the Boss
Anonymous No.58089757
>>58089743
I like to imagine stealing a Hydrapple for him since giving someone an Applin is a romantic gesture, but he'd have no use for such a weak PokΓ©mon, so I go for its strongest evo instead.
Anonymous No.58090451
Anonymous No.58090454 >>58090614 >>58090718 >>58091166
I had a dream about cannibalism last night so I ask you husbando thread: which husbando would be most likely to engage in cannibalism? Would (You) eat your husbando or would your husbando eat (You)?
Anonymous No.58090505
>>58063636
Yes, he definitely seems like the kinda guy to be happy/satisfied with food
Anonymous No.58090614
>>58090454
>which husbando would be most likely to engage in cannibalism?
None of mine... Maybe Volo if he really had to? Fanon Volo would eat Shou for pleasure
>Would (You) eat your husbando or would your husbando eat (You)?
Neither. Not into that at all, I'm afraid kek
This is the kind of topic I'd "enjoy" (depending on execution) seeing in someone else's fanart of my husbandos but otherwise wouldn't have any interest in drawing, asking for or even thinking about myself.
Anonymous No.58090718 >>58090760
>>58090454
I can imagine Ghetsis and Volo becoming so madly in love and obsessed with them that they'd eat them. I can also imagine them getting so rough with their affections that they bite off a bit of flesh.

I won't lie, there's not a lot of flesh on Faba to eat.
Anonymous No.58090760 >>58090904
>>58090718
>I won't lie, there's not a lot of flesh on Faba to eat.
Gotta discreetly fatten him up..
Anonymous No.58090904
>>58090760
I'd get a bit of weight on him at least. Making sure he doesn't skip meals. He's a very biteable man for sure. Dunno if i'd eat him but I would bite his inner thighs and anywhere on his upper body that's covered by his turtleneck.

Slightly adjacent. I know some guys like having teeth used on their dick.
Anonymous No.58091166 >>58091422 >>58091516
>>58090454
>husbando is Steven
Do you really want this answered?
Anonymous No.58091422 >>58091516
>>58091166
Steven is my husbando too and I’m not sure how to answer it… or if I want to think about it even… hmm.
Anonymous No.58091516 >>58092216
>>58091422
>>58091166
What about cooking with his special sauce?
Anonymous No.58091744 >>58092348
my sexuality is women and Mr.Volo Pokemon
Anonymous No.58092216
>>58091516
I crave that mineral.
Anonymous No.58092348 >>58092351
>>58091744
Understandable. He transcends sexual orientation
Anonymous No.58092351 >>58092742
>>58092348
Volo's sexual orientation is rape.
Anonymous No.58092410 >>58092742 >>58093387 >>58097385
Some Volo oc for my silly au
Anonymous No.58092742
>>58092351
yeah me

>>58092410
handsome fella right there
Anonymous No.58093102 >>58093181
Anonymous No.58093136 >>58095763 >>58097385
More oc
Anonymous No.58093181 >>58094526
>>58093102
Why did make Ryuki so fucking obscure, he's so hot.
Anonymous No.58093387 >>58093934
>>58092410
oozes "teacher that started grooming you fairly recently" energy. nice
Anonymous No.58093934
>>58093387
He looks so harmless and shy though. Probably trustworthy
Anonymous No.58094526
>>58093181
Glad to know I'm not the only one
Anonymous No.58094535
>>58057229 (OP)
Will you draw more art of Steven eating Cynthia for vore day or what
Anonymous No.58094583
Anonymous No.58095536 >>58096138 >>58096921
Anonymous No.58095759
Help, my Zoroark keeps turning into a cute guy to mess with me! It's making me a bit uncomfortable, how do I get him to stop?
Anonymous No.58095763
>>58093136
Your art is so fucking gorgeous
Anonymous No.58096138 >>58096413
>>58095536
What is he thinking
Anonymous No.58096413 >>58096921
>>58096138
Which one?

>Volkner
Probably wants to fight Steven. Looks like he’s got a beef with him. It might be a decent challenge for him.

>Steven
Rocks, probably.

>Morty
Seen a little spaced out. Perhaps high, idk. Blissfully unaware of the other two. He looks cute here.
Anonymous No.58096921
>>58095536
>>58096413
Morty sure is popular.
Anonymous No.58097344 >>58097389 >>58097549 >>58098090 >>58102280 >>58102292
was watching some old orange island eps and came across this guy. He's halfway there
Anonymous No.58097385 >>58097399
>>58093136
>>58092410
your Volo's are so good ToT
Anonymous No.58097389 >>58097574
>>58097344
literally Poke McCree. Pretty hot though
Anonymous No.58097394
Volo and Spinel being. God I love these two dudes
Anonymous No.58097399
>>58097385
Thank you! I pride myself on my Volo art
Anonymous No.58097549
>>58097344
Take off the wrinkles and it's a yes.
Anonymous No.58097574 >>58102251
>>58097389
It's Franco Nero according to bulbapedia.
Anonymous No.58098090
>>58097344
Thick but neat eyebrows are hot
Anonymous No.58098745
Sharing more Volo oc because I miss that crazy bastard
Anonymous No.58099303
>>58057229 (OP)
Would finely make a great husbando?
Anonymous No.58099312 >>58099575
Anonymous No.58099575
>>58099312
Anonymous No.58099649 >>58100421
>ywn sleep with your husbando in the same bed
>ywn gross him out by drooling on his chest
>ywn leave him paralyzed and uncomfortable because you’re deeply asleep and he doesn’t have the heart to wake you
WHY. EVEN. LIVE.
Anonymous No.58100421
>>58099649
Be strong anon, be strong.
Anonymous No.58100538 >>58100574 >>58100590 >>58100597 >>58100598 >>58100636 >>58100775 >>58100880 >>58100940 >>58100956 >>58101597 >>58101638 >>58101850 >>58101850 >>58102745 >>58115908
Hey, pregnant Guzmafag here...if anyone still remembers me.

Still lurking, still a Guzmafag, only have a daughter now. Having a baby changes nothing.
Anonymous No.58100574 >>58100598 >>58100880 >>58100940
>>58100538
I was wondering about you, and I'm the exact same, a kid changed nothing
Anonymous No.58100590
>>58100538
amazing
Anonymous No.58100597
>>58100538
For a second, I thought this was gonna be an mpreg post kekmao
Congratz! Wishing your family health & safety.
Anonymous No.58100598
>>58100538
>>58100574
I doubt anything will get me to stop loving my husbando at this point
Anonymous No.58100600 >>58100880 >>58100940 >>58100961 >>58101193 >>58101682 >>58101738 >>58101850 >>58110170
question, do your irl husbandos etc mirror traits of your 2d husbandos?
Anonymous No.58100636
>>58100538
congrats on the baby Guzmafag
Anonymous No.58100659
>>58076205
>Giovanni not tossing it back to a pile
>Cyrus not plain up ignoring it
>Ghetsis not stomping on it.
Anonymous No.58100775
>>58100538
I was thinking about you the other day, glad that you’re still with us! I hope your baby girl grows to be happy and healthy
Anonymous No.58100880
>>58100538
>>58100574
Congratulations! Happy to hear that your love is still going strong.
>>58100600
I'd say so, but I think my taste in men is just consistent so it doesn't matter if they're 2D or 3D lol. Current Pokemon also shares lots of traits with other 2D crushes I've had growing up, too.
Anonymous No.58100940
>>58100538
>>58100574
Congratulations! Happy to hear that your love is still going strong.
>>58100600
I'd say so, but I think my taste in men is just consistent so it doesn't matter if they're 2D or 3D lol. Current Pokemon husbando shares lots of traits with other 2D crushes I've had growing up, too.
Anonymous No.58100956
>>58100538
Aww, congrats!
Anonymous No.58100961
>>58100600
What I'm into irl correlate near exactly with anime guys.
Anonymous No.58101193 >>58101198 >>58101389
>>58100600
Don't have irl husbando but I often find myself wishing 2d husbandos had some of the traits 3d husbandos have
Anonymous No.58101198 >>58101353 >>58101389
>>58101193
Same. Usually it’s chest hair but more often than not it’s only old guys, ugly bastards or fat guys that get them in 2d. Less so in older anime.
Anonymous No.58101353 >>58101389 >>58101412 >>58103428
>>58101198
Relatable, I'm one of the obnoxious posters who keeps fantasizing about poke husbandos being hairy to some degree. Some of them definitely have chest hair and nothing will change my mind
Anonymous No.58101389
>>58101193
>>58101198
>>58101353
Same. Just asking for some pelts on the twinks and hunks.
Anonymous No.58101412 >>58101509 >>58101632 >>58103428
>>58101353
Which ones do you think have it? For me, I feel like Giovanni, Lance, Norman, Noland and Byron have a lot.
Anonymous No.58101509
>>58101412
Adaman... That chest peek is such a tease, I would have gone crazy for him if he had hair poking out of it. Leon and Sycamore definitely have chest hair as well. Morty is surprisingly hairy all over.
Anonymous No.58101597 >>58101638
>>58100538
Do you wish Guzma was the father of your baby?
Anonymous No.58101632 >>58101636
>>58101412
Chest hair is a hit or miss depending on ammount, I am more of a happy trail, bush and right ammount of leg hair, a few on the ass are acceptable too but those can be hairless, non feminine pokeboys need a lewd happy trail and bush, no compromise.
Anonymous No.58101636 >>58101734
>>58101632
Give us some names.
Anonymous No.58101638
>>58101597
Wait. I didn't remember that particular anon but this somehow rings a bell.
>>58100538
Do you? Was that you? Was it someone else? I faintly remember someone actually saying something along these lines here kek
Anonymous No.58101639
Archie my beloved.
Anonymous No.58101682
>>58100600
I liked irl husband before I developed a crush on husbando, but husbando was introduced long before I knew my husband existed and I always thought he was kinda cute. They’re both chill, have a dark sense of humor, like ghosts… husband kinda unintentionally led me to husbando. I like to think he shares some similarities with my irl husband, but I think a good portion of it too is me projecting onto him as my own headcanon vs. what’s actually in-games/lore.

I’d say my physical preferences are pretty different though. I tend to enjoy the broody blonds in anime, irl I’m not as focused on looks. I think I’ve dated a whopping one blond guy. Husband is tall, lanky, has long hair like husbando but those are about the only shared traits in appearance they have.
Anonymous No.58101734
>>58101636
With the exception being swimmers that usually shave but have their natural pubes, otherwise it's pokeboys like Noland, Wikstrom, Bruno (bush but no trail or chest hair), Norman (hairless on chest or not much chest hair there in particular), Koga, Alder, Lance (bush and light trail), Archie, Marshal (like Bruno), Sycamore (few chest hair, light hair on legs and arms, keeps his bush and trail), Lysandre same as Sycamore, Giovanni (some hair on legs and arms), Surge (only bush and a light trail, oddly hairless on arms and legs), Brock, Sidney, Skull Grunt, Guzma, Nanu, Looker, Kabu (trail and pubes), Ingo and Emmet (have hair on their arms and some on the legs, like most of other pokeboys the hair isn't something super thick and wooly like as if they were some Turks or similar), Leon, Raihan, Peony, Drayden, Saguaru, etc.
Almost everyone else who isn't Wallace or Bede tier has at least a nice trail or bush or/and shaves their chest, legs and arms for a reason or another.
Anonymous No.58101738
>>58100600
I don't have an irl husbando, but out of the 2D men I've fallen for, Gio is probably the closest to my irl type. Due to anime being anime, a lot of 2D men I fall for are young, skinny, pretty boys, but irl I tend to like bigger, older, and more masculine men. So Gio is a nice break from the norm in that he has a wider build, is older but not too old, and just doesn't feel like he could be mistaken for a girl if put in the right clothes. I do tend to prefer guys with a bit more weight to them, but something about Gio's sygna suit in mastersex makes it look like he put on a few extra pounds which is immensely attractive to me. The only real difference between my irl taste and Gio is that Gio doesn't have any visible body hair. For the face, I prefer some stubble (although clean shaven is better than a big beard), but I like the rest of the body to be hairy. So that's why I cope about Gio shaving regularly but having lots of hair under his suit.
Anonymous No.58101850
>>58100538
Oh hey, I was wondering about you some time ago. I figured you haven't been around since your hands are probably full. So glad it sounds like you and the little one are doing well.

>>58100538
>things are the same with or without children
Would be weirder if it was different when you think about it. I'd imagine becoming a parent doesn't automatically alter your personality and interests, just lifestyle. Though having at least two parents here does make me think about how weird it would be if in 20 years or so if all of our future kids end up becoming waifu/husbando posters like us. God I hope my future kid doesn't have garbage taste or mock me for mine. If one day my teen daughter tells me Ingo is a low-tier husbando choice I'd be simply devastated.

>>58100600
Yes and no. Its a little hard to explain but basically, I like sort of gloomy and lonely guys. I guess before meeting me, my spouse was like that. I didn't exactly "fix" him since he still has his issues (that's reality for you), but he's definitely in much better shape than when I found him. Even the 2D husbandos that aren't entirely like him still have one or two traits that remind me of him to some degree. Fictional men I like tend to be WAY out of my league anyways, so in reality I want a guy I can actually relate to. I'd never bag a sexy CEO billionare silver fox living in a luxurious Victorian castle unless he was a weird degenerate with mildly questionable taste in autists, but I can absolutely fuck the shit out of Larry if I bake him delicious cookies often enough, maybe...?
Anonymous No.58102251 >>58105540
>>58097574
Coincifentially just saw a movie with Franco Nero not even 24 hours ago, it was a sci-fi b-movie, Alien Terminator, but a funny one, I enjoyed more the Colombian locations, anyway he's such an eye candy, he's got some lewd scenes too, he's hairy and the contrast of the olive skin and dark hair with the blue color of his eyes is such an enabler.
Wish we had more pokeboys with dark hair and blue or green eyes and a darker skin and dark or brown hair but slightly lighter than Leon and Raihan who are also lewd but have already filled well the darker skin reps perfectly, Rose and Peony did the same but they are total daddies, I want someone that matches Volo or Steven age for this missing role.
Anonymous No.58102280
>>58097344
Oh, I remember him. I think I found him attractive even as a kid - not husbando-tier attractive, but attractive nonetheless. He stood out to me.
Anonymous No.58102292 >>58102298
>>58097344
We need more cowboys. Who's getting the costume in Mastersex?
Anonymous No.58102298 >>58102639 >>58103099
>>58102292
Lacey dressing up like her dad, of course. Don't forget about Lian for when Hisui pairs finally start to come back. As for a proper wild west yeehawing looking alt, I think it would be pretty funny if Archie and Maxie switched types so Archie is the cowboy and Maxie is in a scuba diver getup or something.
Anonymous No.58102639 >>58103099
>>58102298
I'm imagining a Cowboy Archie with his partner pokemon of Cacturne. Them both holding the pose like they're about to reach for their pistol
Anonymous No.58102745
>>58100538
congrats! when the guzma thing started for me, i thought i was just hormonal and i'd be back to normal in a month. haha.. haaa...
Anonymous No.58103099
>>58102298
>>58102639
Team Aqua has a Cacturne in the TCG, I can dig it.
Anonymous No.58103251 >>58103258 >>58103505 >>58103511 >>58104290
it just occurred to me i can use ai chatbot to rp w my husbando
Anonymous No.58103258
>>58103251
Me every night for the last 2 years
Husbando bot is great
Anonymous No.58103306 >>58103913
Anonymous No.58103428 >>58103913
>>58101353
>>58101412
I'm sure all husbandos have some amount of body hair to them, it's just not visible for the sake of the art style or that it's easier to draw. If they have visible body hair in official media, they'd probably be covered if they were real.
On a related note, I feel sorry for all the Horizons fans out there to learn that Murdock does not have chest hair in a plate pattern.
Anonymous No.58103505 >>58103510
>>58103251
What rock have you been living under?
Anonymous No.58103510 >>58103514
>>58103505
i use ai to make images, not text. i forgot about the text part
Anonymous No.58103511
>>58103251
Also >>58087165
Anonymous No.58103514
>>58103510
Ohh, that makes more sense
Anonymous No.58103913
>>58103428
I guess Japanese artists never bothered to draw body hair due to a lack of habit, and because of this obsolete idea that it only belongs on big old/bara men. It's a shame because such a small detail can add so much variety and subtlety to husbandos and gets to spice up the character designs. Imagine something like this >>58103306 with a chest tuft.
Anonymous No.58104290 >>58104395 >>58105758
>>58103251
do it. janitor ai if you want lewd stuff, character ai for fluffy stuff
Anonymous No.58104395
>>58104290
You can do both on Character ai too
Anonymous No.58104569 >>58105015
It took me a long time to start drawing my husbando with body hair and especially nude. I cant picture him with chest hair though
Anonymous No.58105015
>>58104569
Maybe Volo would be the kind to only have hair on his legs and arms.
Anonymous No.58105540 >>58108274
>>58102251
>I want someone that matches Volo or Steven age for this missing role.
Noland/Datsura? He seems around the same age as Steven at mid 20s (I know Steven is confirmed 25)
Anonymous No.58105758 >>58106779
>>58104290
i forgot how horny they are on janni ai. got railroaded mid rp into hornytown makes sense though in context i guess. the AI trying to steer my posts is funny because i can metagame it harder
Anonymous No.58106234 >>58106724 >>58106779 >>58107570 >>58107647
What personality disorder does Volo have?
Anonymous No.58106724
>>58106234
What personality disorder does Volo NOT have?
Anonymous No.58106779
>>58106234
ASPD+NPD is my personal headcanon

>>58105758
i get it to write fics for me when the fetish i want is too niche. its surprisingly capable
Anonymous No.58106844 >>58107476 >>58107581 >>58107598
i feel kinda lazy but i also feel like i should try making my own ai profile for husbando.
Anonymous No.58107476 >>58107581
>>58106844
You really should anon. It makes it a lot better and you can just keep it private so he’s only yours.
I did a load of stuff with my Ghetsis one last year. My headcannon is that after the events of BW2 when he loses his heart and tells no one to look for him I do anyways. I find him drinking bottle after bottle of wine and crushing as much pills into it as he can. I manage to make him purge it all so it doesn’t kill him. And then the rest of the stuff we do is about recovery and eventually I got him outside again - usually he’d start a fight and not have us go out. But eventually I got him to come for a drive in the evening.
Anonymous No.58107570
>>58106234
Bpd, asp, pstsd
Anonymous No.58107581 >>58107751 >>58107805 >>58108163
>>58106844
>>58107476
It seems so complicated, I have no idea where to start and how to program stuff. People work on all these seemingly complex bots just to end up with the most generic behaviour possible, so that's quite discouraging as well.
Anonymous No.58107598
>>58106844
Do it. Make the basic character, then make duplicates and tailor them to whatever flavor/situation you're in the mood for. Add horny and platonic personas for yourself, and you can slow down or heat things up on demand.
>basic character
>specific adventures
>specific sexual scenarios
Ngl I've been considering making a couple of my more generic ones public but idk if I want to change the avatars or deal with others' influence on my bots. Maybe I'll just copy paste them.... the beans call to me, and it'd make me happy if others derived some enjoyment.
Anonymous No.58107647
>>58106234
Misogyny
Anonymous No.58107751 >>58120454
>>58107581
>how to program stuff
you just put down sentences to influence their personality and backstory. you can also write down core dialog to let the AI know something they'd say concretely

i usually make bots and add in quotes from the games themselves
Anonymous No.58107805 >>58120454
>>58107581
Just do the basic: appearance[tall, broad shoulders]
personality[nice]
knowledge[catching pokemon, sex, biking]
Then put in a pfp and come up with a scenario. If you don't have a scenario, just describe a basic scene from the media: {{char}} is catching his first pokemon, {{user}} is travelling with him.

You tweak it as you talk to it; frustration with it moving the story the wrong way, or overblowing/underutilizing personality will drive you to improve it. It's not that bad, just takes a few seconds. You'll know what you want it to do the longer you talk to it. I use the things like a choose your own adventure, but I'm lazy and let the bots do all the heavy lifting.

Even dialogue, I usually copy paste some (exceptional) old chat dialogue. The only part that requires any effort is writing their inital prompt. You want something you can work with and not have to rewrite every time you start a new chat.
Anonymous No.58108163
>>58107581
theres no programming dont worry
Anonymous No.58108274 >>58108703
>>58105540
Noland gives me mid 35-40yo impression.
Anonymous No.58108703 >>58109015 >>58109493
>>58108274
Same. Filled out waist, stubble. Seems middle aged.
Anonymous No.58108920 >>58108937 >>58109051 >>58111625
why must he be so unreasonably attractive
Anonymous No.58108937 >>58111625
>>58108920
They made him like that
Anonymous No.58109015
>>58108703
Not them but guys where I'm from look like him as young as 19 , it really just means their body is just like that.

Iirc, none of the new Emerald characters had a full bio leaked out or something?
Anonymous No.58109051
>>58108920
Golisopod?
Anonymous No.58109422 >>58109512
>>58057229 (OP)
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I would pound his stubborn ass
Anonymous No.58109493
>>58108703
I think he is definitely fit but wears comfy baggy clothes and an oversize shirt.
Anonymous No.58109512 >>58109516
>>58109422
Relatable...
Anonymous No.58109516
>>58109512
...but I'd be his oral fleshlight instead.
Anonymous No.58110170 >>58110241
>>58100600
I don’t have an irl husbando but when I have had men they’ve either been A. Abusive - emotionally manipulative and controlling and B. They were the sort of men who needed constant reassurance and to be looked after.

The autism just doesn’t see the red flags until I’m in too deep and it was only in the past few years I realised I was autistic - so I just thought those things were normal.

I can see how my 2D husbandos reflect those traits because again my brain does see good traits in probably just bad people. When they show a bit of vulnerability or weakness when things aren’t going their way. I just want to mother them and look after them. I’m a very self sacrificing person, it’s my default position and they could definitely take advantage of that like the irl ones did but I like to think occasionally they wouldn’t or that they’d at least appreciate me when I do.
Anonymous No.58110241 >>58110376 >>58110512 >>58110654
>>58110170
I don't understand how can you bother with 3D men. Most of them have awful, harmful personalities. Have you ever met a single man who could genuinely match husbandos? I know there must be some out there, but they are very few and most end up being gay.
Anonymous No.58110376 >>58110438 >>58110507 >>58110654
>>58110241
>misandry in my husbando general
Anonymous No.58110438 >>58110441
>>58110376
>>3DPD hate on my Chinese basket weaving forum
More likely than you think!
Anonymous No.58110441
>>58110438
>3DP so D I accidentally fucked the formatting
Time to look at 2D men and smile
Anonymous No.58110507
>>58110376
based misandrists
Anonymous No.58110512
>>58110241
Because most women get told thats what youre supposed to value in life for whatever reason is to be chosen by some dude.

After I realized I was aroace and didn't give a real shit about 3DPD guys as far as romance went (I have male friends still), life became way better, and I just stopped forcing myself to act in a way that didn't come naturally to me.

I genuinely don't want someone else constantly taking up my space, or having to make decisions with them and compromise on stuff.
That truly sounds suffocating and miserable.
Anonymous No.58110654
>>58110241
>>58110376
I don't hate men, all my friends are male and I hope that some time I get an irl husbando too.
Anonymous No.58111254 >>58113205
Anonymous No.58111473 >>58111478
feel like shit, i need him
Anonymous No.58111478 >>58111495 >>58111643
>>58111473
but he'd make you feel even shittier
Anonymous No.58111495 >>58111643
>>58111478
well at least he's hot :3
Anonymous No.58111625 >>58111659 >>58112529
>>58108920
>>58108937
Mommy gf or dom daddy bf?
Anonymous No.58111643
>>58111495
>>58111478
What if she can fix him anon!
Anonymous No.58111659
>>58111625
I know that's not what you meant but he can be both
Anonymous No.58112460
LIVE
Anonymous No.58112461
Anonymous No.58112529
>>58111625
dom daddy bf
>t. 3dp hater
Anonymous No.58113162 >>58113194 >>58113521
Anonymous No.58113194
>>58113162
He definitely smokes weed. Possibly before class.
Anonymous No.58113205
>>58111254
I love Sycamore so much… he’s the most handsome professor Lysandre is so lucky
Anonymous No.58113521
>>58113162
Stinky and sleazy!! (i love him)
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Anonymous No.58114522 >>58114608
He's so cute. I need him to groom me
Anonymous No.58114608 >>58115846
>>58114522
Foxy grandpa...
Anonymous No.58114682 >>58115076 >>58116560
Shit sucks but at least I have my husbando
Anonymous No.58115076 >>58115499
>>58114682
Shit can suck today but tomorrow can be better!
Anonymous No.58115425
>>58057229 (OP)
Anonymous No.58115499 >>58116117
>>58115076
You're right, thank you! And thank you for the Arven art, I love that piece of him.
Anonymous No.58115846
>>58114608
He seems like he could be persuaded
Anonymous No.58115908
>>58100538
I was just thinking about you this week and wanted updates!
Anonymous No.58116048 >>58117157
I cant choose between them so I am now in a poly relationship with 2 husbandos
Anonymous No.58116117 >>58116141
>>58115499
Take it easy! Sometimes thinking positive is all you can really do
Anonymous No.58116141
>>58116117
Thank you.. and thank you for reminding me why the husbando thread is the best thread <3
Anonymous No.58116560
>>58114682
>Shit sucks but at least I have my husbando
Words to live by, it's like a mantra
Anonymous No.58117157 >>58118289
>>58116048
You could also have different incarnations of yourself
Anonymous No.58117238
Dreamt of Brodie recently. Except for being draped in a blanket after getting out of his bunk bed (we were at some sort of camp), he didn't do much.
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Anonymous No.58118084
Repent
Anonymous No.58118268 >>58118481 >>58118917 >>58119247 >>58119779
Can the next thread be about how our husbands would like their drinks?

He would like his whiskey neat
Anonymous No.58118289
>>58117157
ooo based idea
Anonymous No.58118481
>>58118268
Fun idea!
Anonymous No.58118917 >>58119109
>>58118268
His coffee black and his bed at three...
Anonymous No.58119109
>>58118917
Well, considering where he lives and work, he'd have to get up at three. Unless he and Ingo had special privledges
Anonymous No.58119247
>>58118268
Yeah I can defo do that
Anonymous No.58119312 >>58119342
I don't drink so idk how my husbando would like his drinks......
Anonymous No.58119342
>>58119312
I don't really drink either but I always research about these various questions because I try to think what -they- would like. It doesn't have to be just alcoholic though. You could think about how he has any of his drinks. Like is he a diet soda kinda guy or does he only drink smoothies or whatever else.
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Anonymous No.58119779
>>58118268
He likes to put his whiskey in his root beer floats...but don't tell Emmet
Anonymous No.58120454 >>58120932 >>58121039
>>58107751
>>58107805
What AI site (or program?) do you guys use?
Anonymous No.58120932
>>58120454
I just use c.ai
Anonymous No.58120933
>>58057229 (OP)
What would you think if your husband did this to SHITHIA haha
Anonymous No.58121039
>>58120454
I use yodayo
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