Thread 58065449

>>58065449 (OP)
>Cradily
>Seviper
>Gliscor
Diarrhetic brimstone 'tardbait from the darkest dankest vantablack Congolese coalmines

>>58065460
true

>>58065522
>Rhyperior
Explain.

>>58065449 (OP)
Was tempted to just put all the baby Pokemon. Ghost was hard to find something I disliked.

>>58065449 (OP)
>gliscor
>obstagoon
>bagon
>ambipom
kys

>>58065449 (OP)
Here's mine. Always funny to put WHOREmadam trash form where it belongs.

>>58065586
The only post in the thread that's not a bait

>Loudred: I really like Whismurr, and Exploud is OK. Loudred is ugly as fuck though.
>Incineroar: The first two stages are great but he turns into a straight-up bara furry and I do not care for it one bit. Should have just been a fire tiger.
>Samurott: Opposite problem to Incineroar. Should have been bipedal like the first two stages.
>Rillaboom: Just kinda boring and couldn't think of anyone I hated more.
>Manectric: Colour combination isn't great and too spiky. Mega is worse but I'm not counting Megas.
>Beartic: Genuinely my least favourite Pokemon. Zero redeeming features. Not cool, cute or unique, just a badly drawn polar bear with a frozen snot beard.
>Conkeldurr: Ugly scrotum monster with a pair of concrete rods. Not a fan.
>Revaroom: Not an ugly design (I actually like the look), but is literally just a car. Doesn't work as a Pokemon IMO.
>Hippowdon: Just a hippo with sand-filled boils. Didn't translate great to 3D but IMO that was more down to the design itself being a bit shit.
>Salamence: I don't actually hate it, he's just my least favourite.
>Exeggcute: It's just eggs. That's it. That's the Pokemon.
>Buzzswole: Literally the only Bug-type I don't like. I know he's an UB but he doesn't look otherworldly or cool, just a bit stupid.
>Probopass: I liked Nosepass, but Probopass is a massive disappointment. I get what they were aiming for but they missed the mark IMO.
>Gholdengo: Second only to Beartic in all-time worst. It's a fucking soda mascot.
>Reshiram: This thing feels confused designwise, and also feels oddly like furbait. Also the booster tail looks daft.
>Stunky: Buttface. Fart cry. No.
>Lucario: The design isn't that bad but the combination of the obvious furbait design, the "OMG so cool!" aura theme and its fanbase leave a bad taste in my mouth.
>Mr. Mime: Another "worst by default" case. He's not atrocious but I'd rather pick any other Fairy over him.

Gen 8 and 9 are so fucking bad

Why do so many anons hate Gholdengo? He's supposed to be ridiculous. He's supposed to look like a retarded mascot. He's number 1000 and that deserves an unforgettable and iconic design nobody's going to forget, for better or worse. I mean his signature move has him pelvic thrust and shit money everywhere, how can you hate that?

>>58065779
>Garganacl
>Grimmsnarl
>Kingambit
Actual lobotomite if you unironically believe this desu

>>58065808
>ugly geometric rock homunculus
>imp on roids with nasty ass hair and overly messy face
>ruined Bisharp
You might be lobotomised yourself, if you think any of these are good.

>>58065841
You just described Probopass, Mr Mime and and Gallade who are infinitely worse

I don't care for these. There aren't any bug pokemon I dislike but in my sv playthrough I caught a Rabsca for my team so that I wouldn't have to bother using Rellor, so it's getting scapegoated

>>58065472
>Paras
What the fuck did he ever do to deserve that?

>>58065449 (OP)
Some of these are "they're just kinda ugly", some are "hate them with a passion".

made me realize that there's not a single ground type that i dislike

>>58065988
>hating Lokix
HOW??

It really feels like nothing in gens 1-4 was bad enough to deserve a spot. I feel like pokemon had been pretty high quality in terms of designs overall, I really enjoyed gen 7's dex, but these last two gens have just been particularly bad.

Does no one hate Palafin as much as I do? I fucking hate this thing, maybe my bottom one.
>>58065472
>Paras
Fuck you
>>58065522
Heatmor, Garbador, and Stunfisk are all "ugly cute", I like them.
>>58065670
>Sliggoo
No one should have taste this shit, I'll pray for you.
>>58065793
I don't hate stringcheese man as much as others but his design is kind of underbaked, the surfing theme feels tacked on, and its so obviously madecto be meta that many inherently hate it for that alone. A ghost making a body of gold coins is a perfectly fine concept for a pokemon, but the execution is disappointing for how hard its pushed.
>>58065941
Ransca os honestly fine, Rellor's face is what ruins it. As a bugfag I love basically every pokemon of the type but have never been able to get past Rellor's face.
>>58065965
Based Goodra hater
>>58065988
This reminded me just how hideous volcanion is, almost put margmortar or the monkey for fire instead.
>>58066027
Pretty reasonable, but why Lunatone? I like it and Solrock.

>>58066164
>>Sliggoo
>No one should have taste this shit, I'll pray for you.
>Actually LIKING literal vomit
I think I'll be fine without your prayers, but thanks anyways.
It was either Sliggoo or Goodra for that spot. I despise them both, unlike Goomy.

>>58065793
>it’s supposed to be shit
Every fucking time.

>>58066190
Sliggoo is a perfect followup to Goomy, Goodra ruind the line.

>>58066213
yes unironically because (you) wouldn’t give a shit about it otherwise
a good pokemon is one that’s memorable by design and whose silhouette can easily be distinguished

OP’s taste is monstrously dogshit

>>58066318
>shaymin
explain

>>58066333
Exclusively the Sky form, because it looks like a really bad Sonic OC that someone forced into a different series
The mohawk, scarf, and boots are just too much and the entire form clash with the original in a bad way

felt like tallying them up

>>58066310
>if you think this design is ugly you actually care deeply about it so it must be good!!!
Get over yourself, cocksucker.

Stop hating morpeko, he's so cute

>>58066357
He's fucking pill shaped. A fucking Tictac.
If he was more organically shapes like in your art, he wouldn't be too bad.

all of these pokemon fill me with autistic anger

>>58066384
Fast tictac

>>58066418
Why Growlithe?

>>58066453
cringe fat reddit face

>>58066467
how can you tell

>>58066473
? do your eyes work? look at the pokemon

>>58065449 (OP)
This is it. This is the definitive collection of the most dogshit, unsalvageable designs in the entire series history. You absolutely can't get worse than this set.

>>58066934
>Indeedee
>Garganacl
>fucking Kingambit
You are a massive homosexual

>>58066957
>Bloated creature that looks like if audino and a koala got into a horrific teleporter accident and had moldy croissants replacing it's ears
>Terrible crossgen evo that takes everything cool about bisharp and throws it out the window by making it look it has chronic constipation.

I debated putting either Stonjourner or Garganacl in the rock slot so I regret not putting the shitty stone henge objectmon over it so congrats it's the second worst rock-type now.

>>58066934
Filename made me kek.

>>58066985
Indeedee is a cute as fuck maid and Kingambit is a fucking shogun chad. Your taste is shit

>>58066934
Great list with the exception of gambit and cinderace.

>>58066934
Fixed your chart.

It’s a fucking shame that I can’t make one of these without having to pick between multiple options for most types anymore

Just three generations ago I probably would have struggled to fill a third of the chart

>>58065449 (OP)
nothing will ever be as bad as archaludon

>>58065793
>he shits gold and humps and looks like a cheese stick and he’s fucking retarded
>how could you hate that????????

I don't really hate too much Pokemon's designs so mines a mix of pokemon I find genuinely ugly or lazy and pokemon I hate fighting against

>>58065964
It's really annoying in PLA

>>58066355
QED homogay
seedot will never be memorable

>>58068053
seedot will always be more ironic than whatever your favorite shitty failled shillmon has been.

>>58065538
best list itt

>>58066345
updated
i'd say this all checks out

>>58068927
>All paradox garbage
Based
>Terapagos thrown in the shitshow
almost a 9/10. He's just a little guy.

Not a big fan of living fursuits. The later gens are weird because I think the average pokemon design quality isn't any worse than before, but there's always a few horrendous dogshit designs that are way worse than anything in the first few gens.
>>58065449 (OP)
>Cradily
>Gliscor
kys
>>58065538
What's wrong with Manectric?
>>58065586
Carkol is so bad it's good. I always laugh when I see it, so I can't bring myself to hate it. Same goes for Naclstack.
>Ghost was hard to find something I disliked.
I'm glad the cheese string man pokemon exists so that I can finally put an actually bad design in the ghost category for these threads.

>>58068767
I’ve always wanted to do one of these for a regular favorites PK-DIAGRAM thread but I’m too lazy. And it’d preferably be in a thread that hits image limit

>>58069103
continued

>>58065758
Mostly good but
>Salamence
bruh
>>58065808
NTA but Kingambit's stupid hair chair is a bottom 5 pokemon design element and completely ruins the whole design for me.
>>58065994
Fine apart from Hydreigon

>58069108
continued (new spam filter sucks ass)

>>58066015
>Spiritomb
Explain
>>58066164
Palafin sucks but water has extremely tough competition for worst design.
>>58066357
I like Morpeku well enough, not sure why it's so hated.
>>58067148
>Cursola
Shit taste

>>58069113

>>58068111
>Annihilape
Why?
>>58068767
To be fair to cheese string man, ghost is an incredibly consistently solid type with no real bad designs other than him. He wouldn't be my first choice for most other types.

>>58065522
Fuck you I like drednaw and rhyperior.

>>58066164
Hey Lois, I'm in a PK-DIAGRAM

>>58068964
If only there was a normal type Paradox... (Maybe I should replacing it with Cyclizar then?)

>>58068927
Paradoxes are cheating, they shouldn’t even count as real pokemon

If you were to make this without them, what would it look like?

>>58069108
>bruh
I don't hate Salamence, I just couldn't think of anything I liked less. He's fine, I just don't like him more than any other flying type.

Types were taken up preventing Walking Crasher Wake. At least that one is a t-rex or a raptor.

>>58069108
>Fine apart from Hydreigon
I think it's horrible, especially considering it's supposed to be brutal and violent.
The ridiculous sock puppet hands, the nonsensical wings and "legs" that look like torn rags, and the weird fat body which is literally just a sphere look all really, really stupid. I hate it. Insulting design for a pseudo.

>>58065449 (OP)
Ask me anything /vp/

>>58066015
You should kill yourself you fucking mongoloid tosser

>>58069402
There isn't a single notable good pokemon outside spiritomb in that diagram.

>>58065449 (OP)
This was tougher than I thought it would be. It taught me that I don't hate most pokemon designs. And that pokemon I thought I disliked I didn't actually feel so strongly about compared to others.

I forgot about calyrex so I put in the N unown as a joke fuck
Last time I tried to mass reply to these kinda threads It got filtered as spam so I won't even bother

>>58069486
>Grapploct
I've seen coal brighter than this take

Ultra Shits not included.

>>58065449 (OP)
They shat the bed hard on the jump to the switch in every possible way. And fuck wooloo, what a low-effort cartoon animal trooncore pokemon. Had no damn business getting the attention it got. Even it's palworld spoof looks a thousand times better.

how many samefags in the thread

>>58069564
>nooooo it's not possible that more than one person hates my ugly shitmon

>>58069561
>trooncore
cringecore buzzword

>>58069374
Why Pecharunt?

Fuck Toxtricity, fuck the Loyal Three and fuck Calyrex and the emo horses

>>58065449 (OP)
lol. Everyone hates this Fido Dido looking fuck

>>58069525
>croagunk
Biggest fag ITT

Somethin like this.
Didnt feel it was fair to include gimmick forms, since most of them would probably end up being megas, so I just went for true pokedex additions

>>58065449 (OP)
Silvally in all slots.

>>58066357
>stop hating the mighty beanz pikachu
No, I don't think I will. First time we get an electric/dark and it's this thing.

The other two elemental monkey only got luckily that Water and Grass has several mons i dislike even more. Same for the other two wormadame forms. Also, FUCK the origin formes of Dialga and Palkia, easily the worst of the all.

>>58070121
Kek

>>58065670
>WHOREmadam
How dare you, poor girl did nothing wrong

Would've chosen Arceus [type] for many of these spots for how much more they could've done with the concept of the PokèGod being able to change types design wise, and how much I hate that they didn't. but that'd be ez

>>58069118
>>Annihilape
>Why?
it feels like an OC made by an edgy 14 year old from deviantart
I can't stand that stupid looking wig they slapped onto it
also the "it's so angry it DIES" bit feels like they're trying too hard

Not enough people talk about how dogshit keldeo is. I wouldn't be surprised if you forgot he even existed.

>>58069645
It's just a shit looking object mon. You can't even tell what the fuck it is at first glance. It's tiny scrunched up face does not help it either. The entire loyal three would be on the diagram if I didn't have other pokemon I hated more than them.

>Lickylicky
Really lame and boring evolution for a cool/weird prior gen design, takes away emphasis from what made Lickitung memorable, the worst "it just gets fat" gen 4 evo.
>Blaziken
It was either this or Incineroar, but at least Incineroar can kind of be fun if you completely ignore Gamefreak's characterization and pretend it's Pokemon Mr. Satan. Blaziken is just a digimon.
>Palafin
Man, imagine taking one of the most requested animals, something that was an easy homerun, and just making this gimmicky joke shit.
>Scovillain
Hot pepper is such a lame direction, feels like something a fan would slap together, not a professional studio
>Bellibolt
Really obnoxious to fight in randoms and looks kind of dumb I guess.
>Galarian Mr. Mime
Wow it's Mr. Mime but even uglier and with a way dumber premise. I hate British ""people"" so much it's unreal.
>Urshifu
Could be either honestly, furfag freak shit and doesn't feel legendary
>Munkidori
All the members of its trio are kind of lame, but he's also probably the most boring of the bunch.
>Zygard 100%
Zygard 50% is so cool, what the hell happened? Why is it a mech now?
>Corvisquire
Wasting the first pure flying non-legendary on a fucking bird, one that doesn't even stay pure flying, is soulless as fuck.
>Calyrex
Ugly design, stupid giant squishy brain, lame concept, worst games.
>Masquerain
First ever Bug/Water and it turns into a generic Bug/Flying. Thanks GF.
>Iron Thorns
Honestly rock is pretty solid, Iron Thorns just lands here because all the future paradox mons are kind of boring.
>Houndstone
Lame, gimmicky, design is somehow both on the nose while not really feeling like a ghost. Just exists to fill out a trio.
>Dracovish
Hate all the Galar fossils, this one is just the ugliest and most obnoxious.
>Meowscarada
Furry shit
>Meltan
Boring, unbalanced design, just ditto with a giant hexnut head.
>Primarina
Too blatant in being furfag waifu trash, lame troon shit.

>>58071399
>REEEE FURRIES
>REEEE BLAZIKEN DIGIMON
This would of been a good post if it weren't for this autism.

>>58071411
>No you can't dislike the mons I like
ok

>>58071399
I hate Palafin’s design but I love it for pissing off the dolphinfags. They had one of the coolest legendaries for decades as their representation and still cried because
>”b-b-but it isn’t my heckin’ wholesome generic bottlenose dolphin!”
They absolutely deserve this piece of shit with its condom gloves and foreverial delitized bands. Good riddance to their whining.

>>58071432
Kyogre is a Leviathan.

>>58071415
>No you can't just argue against my opinion
Ok then

>>58071399
>Blaziken
and...DROPPED. Who gives a fuck if it looks like a digimon. Why do you hate cool things?

>>58071457
Blaziken isn't really that cool though. I hate how weirdly stiff the design is too.

>>58071399
>rock is pretty solid
CARLOS!

>>58065460
trve

>>58065449 (OP)
I think that about sums up every Pokemon that I fucking hate and loathe seeing.

>>58071771
>Scrafty
>Aegislash
What is wrong with you?

>>58065449 (OP)
The only Pokemon I out-right dislike are ones I find unappealing or ugly.

>>58071771
What the fuck does Applin have to do to someone to make them hate it?

>>58071091
I don't like Keldeo either, but water and fighting have no shortage of dogshit designs that are even worse than Keldeo.

>>58071399
>>Lickylicky
>make evolution for Lickitung
>make its tongue shorter for some reason
Genuinely why did Gamefreak do this?

>>58072297
Do you dislike Seaking's horn or fins more?

>>58072329
Legendary pull
The horn, probably.

>>58068767
It seems to be a universal thing to hate the string cheese guy kek.

>>58072331
My goat Ledian doesn't deserve to be there

>>58072338
NTA but it's ass, dude

>>58072336
I-I... I really like Gholdengo...

>>58072335
Fin gods win again

>>58072336
>>58072347
First time I saw Gholdengo through the leaks I thought "What the fuck is this?"
But then I actually got one ingame, and its charming animations won me over. It's really

The fact that it's really strong doesn't help, a lot of people hate it cause they got their ass kicked by it a lot. And if you only play showdown with it's WIP sprites for gen 9, I can see why you'd think it's ugly.

>>58072360
>It's really
Wow I forgot I started this sentence.
*It's really made with 3D animations in mind.

>>58072360
Exactly! Gholdengo to me feels like it was made in a similar vein to Dudunsparce, in that it feels like it was made as a shitpost. Instead of Pokemon #1000 being something expectedly super cool, we get a goofy cheese string coin man. It's brilliant.

>Lickylicky
How the hell do you screw up so badly that you make an evolution look a de-evolution? It looks like an inflated fetus made out of tumors.
>Magmortar
He looks like a bloated sunburnt man wearing a 90's psychedelic leotard, and bondage gear. Almost like some kind of fucked up mcdonalds mascot.
>Volcanion
The most "nothing" mythical pokemon ever right next to phione. It has almost no lore or theme to it. And what is it even supposed to be? Im all in for ambiguous monsters but this is most indescribable piece of geometric shit in the whole series it looks almost AI generated. It's like they knew nobody gave a fuck about heatran, gave it an even shittier design and tried to make it a thing.
>Quilladin
Never before have I wanted to punch a pokemon in it's face and then give it an atomic wedgie like some 90's school bully so badly. Does anybody give a fuck about the chestnaught line?
>Toxel
I wanna blow the brains out of this bumblefuck inbred piece of shit and vanquish it's miserable existence and bloodline. A prevo for Toxtricity didn't need to look this offensively hideous. People say chewtle is the ugliest galarmon but this is far worse.
>Eiscue
Bearctic was going to take this place but this thing looking like the reddit mascot is more than enough for me to hate it more. Its the most "cartoon animal" of all cartoon animals. It's just a fucking penguin with a minecraft block.
>Gurdurr
Looks like a roided up nude ronald mcdonald wearing meat innertubes and looks like he has a fucking scrotum for a lower body. Astronomically vile design
>Blipbug
looks like a bunch of ovals combined together. A drooling barely sentient toddler could perfectly draw this thing's visage in one go. This crap can't evolve into orbeetle sooner enough
>Munkidori
Being less interesting than the elemental monkeys let alone being worst of the loyal 3 is a fucking accomplishment if you ask me. He looks like that ugly blue old dude from sonic lost world. Just boring.

>>58072516
CONT:
>Diggersby
Looks like a crackhead bugs bunny that got dunked into a sceptic tank and decided to roll around in the marinating diarrhea while wearing an unwashed, shit stained baby bib and girdle. This thing looks like ground zero for some of most vile fetish art on the internet. I'll give it some credit though. I almost kind of love it due to how astronomically retarded and comedic it looks .Probably my least hated mon in the diagram. It has that "carkol effect".
>Enamorus.
Ive seen it and ive heard it. It looks like a balding anorexic tranny with a horrific skin condition. It's other form is only ever so less unsightly. I never liked any of the bort genies but this is the icing on the shit sundae.
>Calyrex
it looks like it was designed by a retarded stoned moron fucking with a rabbit in photoshop by shrinking it's limbs, elongating it's legs, slapping a radioactive pumpkin on it's head and calling it a day.
>Stonjourner.
Probably the most shamelessly lazy design in the franchise. Fucking volcanion looks like it had more artistic intent than this thing. Yeah just slap a smiley face on the stonehenge and some hiker boots and call it a day. It's obvious they wanted the "le heckin maymays" redditor crowd for this but even drooling retard automatons like them know how fucking ridiculous and unfunny this walking kindergarten art project is.
>Brambleghast
As with the previous pokemon. Just sheer utter lack of imagination. Gholdengo just feels like such a low hanging fruit as the worst ghost type. Its stupid looking but I don't despise it. It's goofy in a more creative way and that's fine.
>Goodra
Already wasn't a big fan of it but slapping what looks to be a "shell" (oversized loaded diaper) make it look even worse.
>Urshifu
Part of my hatred for Urshifu comes from how much I see it with compshit. That combined with such a milquetoast design that looks like if a furry OC and a bird got into a bad teleporter accident makes me detest it

>>58072534
>Klefki
Just like stonjourner and brambleghast it's just a floating ring of keys. Vanilluxe has more thought process and depth behind it's design and that is a low, LOW fucking bar.
>Aromatisse
Looks like an ugly boobah or a muppet with a jew nose.
Dishonorable mention in the fairy slot would be milcery. That is basically just floating jizz with a face.

>>58072516
I'm a huge sucker for Object-mon and even I can't deny Klekfi had huge wasted potential, especially considering it was one of the first new Fairy types.

>>58072360
>charming animations
Nothing charming about this, it just solidifies how ugly and retarded it is.

>>58073670
but enough about (your favorite mon)

>>58072360
>Stringcheese mascot caramelldansen
Aaaaah okay. Fine. But if it's ever removed, it's going back in the shitpit first thing.

I hate nu-Pokémon like you wouldn’t believe

>>58073931
Then why are you still here? Sounds like you should move on to a franchise you like better.

>>58073946
>Noooo! you must throw away your standards and like every piece of flaming shit in the series to a be a fan like a true goyim!

>>58073961
>Nooo I MUST slurp shit I grew to hate because... I just must, ok?! I can't just stop and do something I enjoy more!
Aight. I'd say enjoy your stay but I now you won't.

>>58073891
>defending literal shit
Gholdengo is the worst Pokemon design and no amount of cope can change that.

>>58075261
I don’t know if it really is the worst but the fact that it is the 1000th in the dex is really infuriating. It’s Turner’s farewell gift to /vp/.

>>58075261
Gholdengo >>>>>>>> Cinderace

>>58073670
>>58075261
It's funny.