Thread 58070710

>Gets cucked and mindbroken over Ogrepon
>Finally has a sense of self worth and becomes BBL Champion
>Gets his cheeks clapped
>Gets cucked out of Terapagos that he caught in a Master Ball
>Finally gets Pecharunt to take his revenge on you
>It’s a shitty dance joke
Why did the writers hate him?

>>58070710 (OP)
>Finally has a sense of self worth
You didn't understand his story.

>>58070710 (OP)
Nope they have a sadism fetish and coomed over seeming him hunched over in despair and presenting himself. Ogrepon is a golddigging slut though, she was fucking some guy in a cave to get his masks and now she's riding Florian's champion world-saving cock, Kierans a little bitch who was beneath her standards. Terapagos was pissed when it realized the same and wanted to kill that lil bitch Kieran when he saw Florian in all his big dick glory. Kieran is a lovable loserbitch.

I love Kiki because he is so pathetic that is funny to crush his dreams

Everything bad that happened to him is a result of him jumping to conclusions and taking it out on others.

>Gets cucked and mindbroken over Ogrepon
He deliberately chose to not spend any time with Ogerpon while the player did, so it's not a surprise Ogerpon got attached to the player instead of him like he hoped.
>Finally has a sense of self worth and becomes BBL Champion
At the cost of turning the fun vibe of the BB League Club into a tryhard-only clique. None of the BB Elite Four were happy with it, and at least two of them ask for your help in humbling Kieran.
>Gets cucked out of Terapagos that he caught in a Master Ball
While funny, he's the one that drove Terapagos into losing control of its power by Terastallizing it, which caused a power surge that destroyed its Master Ball.
>Finally gets Pecharunt to take his revenge on you
He doesn't *get* Pecharunt. He spends his time there trying to get his sister to not be a brainwashed retard, and then teaming up with you to STOP Pecharunt, since the outbreak spread to all of Mossui Town.

After all that Kieran's ultimate reward is asking the player if they could start over again from scratch as friends and the player saying yes. Don't sit on your ass for what you want, but also don't make life miserable for others while you strive towards it.

>>58070742
>Kieran is lovable
No

>>58070710 (OP)
Do not forget that part where you can show off Ogerpon in the last battle and it freaks him out or that part where you try to trade him Ogerpon and the game doesn't let you do it

>>58070933
Get lost you disgusting slut

>>58070750
This, he deserves to be bullied and mindbroken by Julianna and then forced to impregnate her over and over

>>58070750
don't have kids they'll grow up to be school shooters or drug addicts from having to live with you

>>58070848
Her existence was specifically hidden from him on purpose, how would he have spent time with ogrepon? The PC and Carmine take that choice away from him knowing what it means to him.

>>58071048
Did you forget when he choose go to talk with the villagers rather than help the MC?

Kieran is such a middle finger to everyone who cared about area zero, the hidden treasure, the paradox Pokémon that was introduced in the dlc and so much more. All for a frankly boring archetype that’s carried by men who needed the power fantasy. It’d be funny if it wasn’t said annoying that it had to be tacked onto sv and not swsh

>>58071187
I did like Kieran but yeah it's honestly ridiculous that the DLC is called "The Hidden Treasure of Area Zero". Literally only the last 30 minutes of it are about Area Zero. It basically doesn't answer any questions. I expected so much more, it was really disappointing no matter how good Kieran was or wasn't.

Kieran a cute!

>>58070710 (OP)
>OP is mad Kieran is a well written and extremely popular character unlike himself Part 542

>>58072425
Don't forget
>doesn't actually understand his story and injects his NTR fetishes into it

>>58070750
Fun but mean.

>>58071048
He doesn't even truly "care" about ogerpon he liked the story but didn't even know the story was fake he just liked a strong evil (according to the info he knew) pokemon

>>58072685
He just projected his desire for strength on it. He liked it because he thought it was strong and fearless, but it was actually scared shitless of the villagers. The version of Ogerpon he admired so much doesn't even exist. It was all just literal projection.

>>58072799
Yeah exactly

>>58070710 (OP)
It's a semi-meta commentary on the main character being blessed by the plot to always win

>>58070710 (OP)
He’d be a better character if he was a full turbo sperg from the start

>>58073860
He was pretty spergy from the beginning, just in a different way
>too autistic to talk to people
>obsessed with his "special interest" Ogerpon

>>58073866
Should’ve been interested in ogre for its strength as a battle partner. Instead of his weird pseudo crush he had on it. Like he already should’ve been on the path to becoming a turbo battle autist and losing to us over the course of teal mask pushes him over the edge.

>>58073899
>Should’ve been interested in ogre for its strength as a battle partner.
That's literally what he did though? He always babbled about how strong and fearless it was when it wasn't actually.

>>58070710 (OP)
Kieran did nothing wrong and he's the only good thing out of SV.

He's a Frank Grimes reference.

>>58070710 (OP)
How MINDBROKEN do Cynthia JEETS get when they see a Seviper and get reminded of how weak SHITHIA is or even an EKANS haha

All ohmori games have a chuuni teen that gets slapped back into reality by something.

>Gen 7 - Gladion
>Gen 8 - Bede
>Gen 9 - Kieran

Bede is probably the worst because most every character in Galar is the worst, but I think the other two do a good job.

>>58074732
Gladion is great. I like how he's simultaneously chuuni as fuck but also really sweet and caring when it comes to Silvally and Lillie.

>>58070710 (OP)
Kieran's story is a cautionary tale that unless you're a protagonist (canonically chosen by God itself), you shouldn't follow your dreams, because 99.99% of the time those dreams are going to intersect with the protagonist's journey, and defeating you is MANDATORY to their own dreams being fulfilled.

>>58074748

He's much nicer than Kieran, but even more out there in that cringe way every kid goes through. Alola has a lot of great characters really.

>>58070710 (OP)
these two final dlc's is where I quit following anything gayfreak puts out

>>58075464
Then why are you here lol

>>58070710 (OP)
>>58070848
Master Ball's power is infinite. If it can catch the rulers of Time, Space, the God itself etc, then it shouldn't by all means be destroyed by Terapagos who isn't all that in the Legendary hierarchy.

This completely broke the series' lore. Like WTF?

>>58075889
Did you even play the game? It breaks because it was overflowing with energy. Kieran tried to recall it while it was charging up with Tera energy. It was already caught at that point.

>>58070710 (OP)
Pokemon became homophobic against faggot characters

In every shoujo romance there's this whimpy loser character whose in love with the female mc and only exists to get cucked by the lead love interest. He was never in the running to begin with.
Ogerpon is the female mc, kiki is the whimp and (you) are the male lead.

>>58080091
Ew, that looks horrible

They point out that all the other kids in the battle club have something else they do besides battling. Kiki devotes himself solely to battling and still only manages to be the ex-champion

>>58070742
basically correct
the entire story is writer's barely disguised fetish without the barely disguised part

>>58071048
>The PC and Carmine take that choice away from him knowing what it means to him.
Because based on how he was acting, if they had told him he woulda gone full sperg mode, blabbing everywhere and or running off into the wilderness.
The grandparents should have already told him and Carmine the truth far before this even started though.

>>58071187
>Kieran was put in for male audience
lol, lmao

>>58073913
He LOST

>>58081814
I know right? What a retarded statement.

>>58070710 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>58073529
Draydens grandson rubbing it in was funny as fuck

>>58070710 (OP)
to make you love him

>>58070710 (OP)
>Cuck
I swear it's the same fag that posts this thread every time

>>58085552
ok schizo

The random NTR plot was the last confirmation I needed to never buy another Pokemon product.

>>58086799
It's not NTR you retard. Do you really just believe every shitpost you see?

>>58086799
Hit too close at home huh?

>>58071187
Kieran was put in for women who love mindbroken shotas so they can write toxic yaoi fanfiction with Florian serving as a self-insert.

Cuckrean

>>58086799
It makes a good definition for the sad state of this franchise

>>58086799
>>58086843
Rest of the world:
>Are pretty normal about kieran's plot
Americans:
>REEEEEEEEE KEKOLDRY AND PORN!!!!!!!! XD

>>58086817
...honestly though

>>58086848
Why do americans project their cuck fetishes on some underage character anyway?

>>58086860
Same americans will make sexual jokes on minors then blame other people to be groomers when they're the one jerking off in the marnie and lillie threads lol

>>58086799
It really cemented that the series was going to appeal to female centered plot points.
Won't be long until we have our first rape plot.

>>58086895
Based, can't wait

>>58085757
Ok fag that's still seething about Kieran 2 years later.

>>58086836
Lol

>>58070710 (OP)
>BBL Champion
Don't call him that.

>>58071187
>>58071193
There was nothing about time or imagination?

>>58089052
There is a post credits scene about alternate timelines, but it has nothing to do with Kieran.
If you want to get into schizo theories, there are very, very vague connections between Kieran, Pecharunt and "wish fulfilment".

>>58088337
kiki has the funniest character arc in the series.
His entire existance is for the main character and his sister to kick him around like a tin can. Crazy that game freak had this kind of story telling (I love it)

>>58089308
>He still doesn't understand the story
Maybe Lets Go Eevee is more your speed

>>58089403
What's there not to understand? Kieran's entire arc is kicked off because you're the protagonist who always wins, and he must learn his place and humble himself, bowing down to suck your cock like everyone else in the world.

>>58070710 (OP)
>Expecting anything good from Gen 9, the second worst gen in the series (just better than Gen 5)
Lmao.

>>58073649
>>58074732
I've noticed that ever since Gen 6, it feels like you're bullying your rivals a lot more.

>Serena/Calem always look devastated when you win
>Hau gets increasingly frustrated at losing to you, particularly in USUM
>Hop literally gets mindbroken over this and losing to Bede
>Kieran

>>58070710 (OP)
>He didn't understand the underlying themes of man vs fate, the inevitability of destiny, and how everyone is a lowly pawn of kismet, unknowingly executing its incomprehensible will that only makes sense in the bigger picture which is and always will be impossible to see for anyone or anything but kismet itself
NGMI.

>>58070710 (OP)
>Finally gets Pecharunt to take his revenge on you
What kinda fanfic did you read you retard? That doesn't happen in the game. Pecharunt wanted to turn him into a dancing retard too.

>>58070710 (OP)
>Finally gets Pecharunt to take his revenge on you

Wtf are you talking about?

>>58083251
Drayden is honestly a massive douchebag and a faggot and Kieran was better than him anyway

>>58070710 (OP)
Ogrepon is an ugly bitch who beat a precious child trying to make his parents happy

>>58091524
Take my updoot good xir

>>58070720
this.

>>58091664
Get back into your stupid shell, Pecharunt.

>>58092310
Don't call his shell stupid, it's cute like he is

>>58091701
there's more where that came from

>>58070710 (OP)
I just wanted to have sex with him but the game didn't let me.
At least it let me go on a "totally not a date haha" date with him.

>>58093568
>>58094045
>There's more Reddit slop where that came from