Thread 58071102

The last Pokegirl you fapped to has appeared out of nowhere and introducing herself to your parents as your new girlfriend. How awkward is it?

I'll start, probably they are fine with her because she's really pretty as a model, might surprise her height tho.

my parents are pretty racist so this is gonna be an awkward dinner

>>58071102 (OP)
I don't care what Melony's parents think because she's gonna give me a handjob just like that animated video with Victor.

I straight up do not remember the last time I actually masturbated to a Pokegirl so I'm just going to assume it's Skyla and she'll fit right in with my family so W

>>58071146
I just realized the same thing. I post a bit in various Pokegirl threads but I don't recall jacking off to them recently.


Am I a fraud?

>>58071102 (OP)
what a coincidence, Elesa was my last fap too. Certainly her height stands out, my parents would wonder how the fuck I managed though

>>58071219
>Am I a fraud?
Kinda, now with AI and on-model fanart there's really no excuses whatsoever.

>>58071102 (OP)
I genuinely can't remember the last one I yanked to, it's been months

>>58071102 (OP)
I keep fapping to the julianaxnemonaxcarmine yuri animation

>>58071102 (OP)
I'll be pretty fucked, but as they start pumping the cyanide in the gas chamber I'll smile knowing she called me her boyfriend.

>>58071102 (OP)
they probably think she's a mail bride from thailand

>>58071102 (OP)
>Gloria and marnie
>except with massive honkers (chamchami's art)
Two girls with boobs bigger than their bodies? When I have no social life? They'll probably call the cops about them being weird pervert stalkers or scam artists or something.

Now if you want to talk real freakouts let's talk about what POKEMON I jerked my gerkin to last because that was lugia (Kame3) which is basically just a feral female lugia with knockers and THAT would probably cause some form of local craziness.

>>58071102 (OP)
Pretty fine desu, since she's a famous actress in Pokestar Studios

>>58071102 (OP)
>Gloria
I'm fucked lol

>>58071102 (OP)
>pokemon hat
50/50 between
>They're relieved I finally started to care about dating, and happy that I found a girl with the same interests as me
>After she leaves, dad asks why am I wasting "house down payment money" on hookers, mom lectures me about how you're not supposed to hire prostitutes to dress them up like barbie dolls

>Yet another sex talk thread
I miss when this board was actually about Pokemon and not just a blatant coomer meetup spot

>>58071102 (OP)
i would laugh at myself so hard, because last night i jerked off to carmine, feeling sadge that this isnt iono

>>58071102 (OP)
I could see them treating her like a granddaughter

>Pokegirls
>Wanting anything to do with /vp/ users, the least desirable users from a site for degenerates
Kek no, no Pokegirl ever would want anything with you fags and you are coping if you think they do. Cope and seethe cumskulls

>>58073088
Shut the FUCK up, agent of the Antichrist

>>58073088
>no Pokegirl ever would want anything with you

Thanks for sharing your lived experience with us

>>58071102 (OP)
Elesa looks better as a blonde.

I'm feeling HAGNIFICENT today bros. Like I'm about to reignite a dying star.

>plumeria but it was futa aislop
it all depends on if the bulge is visible or not

>>58071102 (OP)
It was May so I'm fucked because... She is a drawing and you are imagining things.

>>58072531
Franchises need to make good games for the health of good discussion

>>58073411
>but it was futa aislop

>>58073915
Agreed, AI is fucking gay.

>>58071635
Im sure theyll love Nebby though, when she grows up to be a beautiful spacebat your parents will understand.

>>58071102 (OP)
What would your reaction be seeing aldith hold Cynthia's skull haha

Yeah there’d be issues

>>58071102 (OP)
>The last Pokegirl you fapped to has appeared out of nowhere and introducing herself to your parents as your new girlfriend. How awkward is it?
My mom called my first gf a whore before they ever even met. My mom is a bitch who has never been wrong about anything in her entire life, and me and that girl ended up being together for 5 years, so it was pretty awkward. My dad was cool with her and was just glad that I'm not gay, but he's dead now. I wouldn't want her to meet my mom, but if she must, my mom would hate her just for existing.

>>58074258
>margo lewds exist
the more you know

>>58074316
But was she a whore?

>>58074442
I don’t need lewds

>>58074482
>never been wrong about anything in her entire life
Yes

>>58071102 (OP)
Mom gets upset about me hiding it from her and makes comments about her us needing to have grandkids before she gets too old. Dad doesn't really care but is happy until religion gets brought up.

Could be worse, but I'm pretty sure she's a middleschooler at most, so it's still not good.

>>58071102 (OP)
i'm going to jail

>>58074894
>Until religion gets brought up
How so?

>>58073411
>>58074100
Humans are far more gay especially you two.

She's... basically Amish.

>I though the Amish spoke English?

She's Amish, but Japanese

>>58075520
Tits like that means she's a woman

How fucked am I?

Off-model Lopunny I'm not allowed to post here

I think my parents will just be very confused about a giant talking rabbit.

My parents died from COVID a while ago, so I aint gotta explain SHIT

Score!

>>58077324
Covid isn't real

>>58077289
You might get away with it. Because the ones getting rekt will be the people that try to get between you and Maylene

>>58071146
Same, mainly jerk off to redheads.

>Fapping while you fantasize you're engaging on sexual acts with them is the furthest and most intimate you can go within your parasocial-sexual relationship with pokegirls.
Feels bad bros

>>58076740
Dad's big on Christianity and reading the Bible, 100% sure he will beat any girl I bring home over the head with one if he doesn't think they follow.

>>58073693
Mine was also May, but with big maymays. So the real question is how old is she? Anime May is 10 but it's also been 20 years. I'm really only interested in aged up May, but 11 year old me had a huge crush on her.

>>58078356
>Not rubbing yourself on your figurines

>>58073098
>>58073356
>t. seething porn addicts butthurt because i told them the truth

>>58071109

Just tell em youre colonizing her.

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>>58078499
Wouldn't that hurt?

>>58080592
Not if you do it right. Waifus need gentle cock slaps.

>>58071102 (OP)
I don’t live with my parents anymore. If I had a girlfriend they wouldn’t even know about it.

While i do think my parents would like her alot personality wise (once they get over the fact shes like twice my age). I think the biggest issue for them is the face that she already has 5 kids are if im with her then it means im will been there new dad which they would super be against for a while

>>58071102 (OP)
Assuming she's 16-17 like people often speculate, I'm probably fine. Might get a comment about her being a bit young but it would at least not get me into legal trouble.

>>58071102 (OP)
I don't live with my immediate family anymore, they're dead to me, good riddance. So what would happen in this instance? I don't have enough money to feed two people regularly. I have no way to get a fake ID. Keeping having a second unleased person on property a secret is impossible. This sort of scenario is a nightmare as much as being isekaid would be.

>>58071102 (OP)
Very happy for me and proud that i got such a stunning lady