The last Pokegirl you fapped to has appeared out of nowhere and introducing herself to your parents as your new girlfriend. How awkward is it?

I'll start, probably they are fine with her because she's really pretty as a model, might surprise her height tho.

my parents are pretty racist so this is gonna be an awkward dinner

>>58071102 (OP)
I don't care what Melony's parents think because she's gonna give me a handjob just like that animated video with Victor.

I straight up do not remember the last time I actually masturbated to a Pokegirl so I'm just going to assume it's Skyla and she'll fit right in with my family so W

>>58071146
I just realized the same thing. I post a bit in various Pokegirl threads but I don't recall jacking off to them recently.


Am I a fraud?

>>58071102 (OP)
what a coincidence, Elesa was my last fap too. Certainly her height stands out, my parents would wonder how the fuck I managed though

>>58071219
>Am I a fraud?
Kinda, now with AI and on-model fanart there's really no excuses whatsoever.

>>58071102 (OP)
I genuinely can't remember the last one I yanked to, it's been months

>>58071102 (OP)
I keep fapping to the julianaxnemonaxcarmine yuri animation

>>58071102 (OP)
I'll be pretty fucked, but as they start pumping the cyanide in the gas chamber I'll smile knowing she called me her boyfriend.

>>58071102 (OP)
they probably think she's a mail bride from thailand

>>58071102 (OP)
>Gloria and marnie
>except with massive honkers (chamchami's art)
Two girls with boobs bigger than their bodies? When I have no social life? They'll probably call the cops about them being weird pervert stalkers or scam artists or something.

Now if you want to talk real freakouts let's talk about what POKEMON I jerked my gerkin to last because that was lugia (Kame3) which is basically just a feral female lugia with knockers and THAT would probably cause some form of local craziness.

>>58071102 (OP)
Pretty fine desu, since she's a famous actress in Pokestar Studios

>>58071102 (OP)
>Gloria
I'm fucked lol

>>58071102 (OP)
>pokemon hat
50/50 between
>They're relieved I finally started to care about dating, and happy that I found a girl with the same interests as me
>After she leaves, dad asks why am I wasting "house down payment money" on hookers, mom lectures me about how you're not supposed to hire prostitutes to dress them up like barbie dolls

>Yet another sex talk thread
I miss when this board was actually about Pokemon and not just a blatant coomer meetup spot

>Finally. When's the wedding? Remember, we want grandkids!

>>58071102 (OP)
i would laugh at myself so hard, because last night i jerked off to carmine, feeling sadge that this isnt iono

>>58071102 (OP)
I could see them treating her like a granddaughter