Thread 58075998

Hags>Hebes

>>58075998 (OP)
nigga i need sauce

>>58075998 (OP)
Man, judging from Florian's face, this seat must be really comfortable. Good for him! What a wholesome image!

>>58075998 (OP)
Holy based

>>58076030
Briar gaming chair when?

>>58075998 (OP)
>Hags>Hebes
What happened to just say you're not a pedophile?

More briar plz

>>58075998 (OP)
Based.

I have been summoned

I am considering your offer

>>58075998 (OP)
So true

I'm not so sure, I need more pictures to convince me

>>58076402
Damn...

>>58076447
BUILT for Florian

Why is Dendra considered as hag? she's only 25.

Old women are not hot irl

>>58076461
Cope harder

>>58076461
nobody asked

>>58076461
factual post i fear

>>58076509
It's really not

>>58076460
Any woman older than 24 is considered by nips a 'Christmas cake', aka expired goods. That, and the fact that over 40% of 28 year old Japanese males are virgins is why the country is dying off so fucking quickly and there are more geriatrics than toddlers.

>>58076535
>Any woman older than 24 is considered by nips a 'Christmas cake', aka expired goods
Just like Leonardo DiCaprio? That's weird...

>>58076459
>>58076464
Perrin is MADE for shotas.

>>58076556
>What are you watching, Florian-san?

>>58076560
He's got a wonderful view to capture on his camera.

>>58076591
I want to lick that tummy...

>>58076595
Ariana needs more.

What's the hag limit? 14, 15?

>Hag thread
Based
>Shoturd garbage
Fuck off. Total florian death

>>58076338
The Lolicons demanded we be nice to them even as they ooooh to IRL kids so can't use that word here.

>>58076634
Cogita is the hottest hag.

>Lorelei has only been in gen 1 and its remakes
Imagine how old she is by the time modern games take place

If you don't fap to hot pokehebes and pokehags you don't belong here

Simple as

>>58075998 (OP)
>>58076278
>>58076364
>>58076402
>>58076445
>>58076552
How much milk does she produce daily?

>>58077141
GALLONS

>>58076647
And that's a good thing. LoliGODS are the master race.

>>58077277
why are you such a sex addict?

>>58076634
woah

>>58077384
penis inspection day

>>58077408
Would you pass?

>>58076634
me on the right

>>58077410
nta but i would get so hard in front of her, bet she would laugh it off to ease the situaition, but im not a cocklet gook, so i would immedeately point at her fucking sweater and cleavage
>Nurse Miriam, how am I not get aroused when you teasing me with this view and not letting me to get a taste?

>>58077424
>"I'm sorry, but you must be over 8 inches to ride."

Could (You) handle a hot n' heavy Pokehag in heat?

>>58077431
>massive dark areolae
>titty veins
>cellulite
MUH FUHKIN DIHK

>>58077427
>bitch, you would die from 5 inches where you gonna fit the rest?

>>58077443
>Ask my Arcanine, Zebstrika, and Machamp

just post porn at this point, it's not like there's any moderation on this board

>>58076461
Some are, some aren't I popped a boner to Maggie Smith as McGonagall in Order of the Phoenix in the cinema (that scene with her in her nightgown, unnf) and I've give what teeth I have in my head for one night with Nina Hartley even at her current age. It's like everything, if they take care of themselves, don't live a hard life, cut themselves up to fuck for plastic surgery or pump themselves full of shite, they'll age gracefully.

>>58076945
There's only 10 in-universe years between Gen 1 and Gen 7, so not that old all things considered.

>>58075998 (OP)
Hags belong to shotas
Hebes belong to older dudes

I want to be amazon pressed by Lusamine so bad bros

>>58075998 (OP)
>>58076278
>>58076364
>>58076402
bush status?

>>58078183
George W.

>>58077647
Words of truth

>>58077647
I agree.

>>58076338
It's actually like pedophilia in reverse

>>58077277
He's right over there, officer

>>58077647
Hags, shotas, and hebes belong to older men..... :)

>>58078660
It looks like he's in epstien island, can't do anything

>>58076353
>>58076364
>>58076372
Yeah! Milky pokemilfs are the best

Which hags have mercilessly HAGGED the most people?

>>58077538
Everyone is weak to onee-sans and hags!

>>58079437
I want to grab Cheryl's fat tits so bad.

>>58075998 (OP)
its a nice sentiment, but the fact there's a literal child in the pic kinda undermines the message a bit

>>58080218
How so?

>>58076348
>>58076438
>>58076502
>>58076598
>The one drasna-focused doujin
God, my dick

>>58077431
My deal breaker is the heavy use of makeup

>>58076460
in my mind they're all at least 40

yurihags

>>58075998 (OP)
>Jewish witch preying on White boys

>>58080915
Kinooooo

Probably my favorite Elite Four member by far

>>58075998 (OP)
w-what is briar doing to florian in that pic...

Wicke was made for motherly nursing handjobs

>>58083237
She really is.

disgusting thread

>>58083487
Imagine outing yourself like this

>>58082519
Only what comes naturally to the both of them

>>58075998 (OP)
What's worse? Pedophiles or hagmaxxers?
Genuinely asking. It's both a mental illness correct?

>>58083597
Is Cynthia one of those women too...?

>>58083631
What does your heart tell you?

>>58083681
Yes...

>>58083688
Well there you ahve it then

>>58083628
There's absolutely nothing wrong with finding older women sexy and if you think there is then your penis is broken

>>58083704
That just makes Cynthia even better.

>>58080482
>>The one drasna-focused doujin
Link?

>>58083628
>whats worse
>committing a crime or being attracted to conventionally unattractive women
hmmmmmm
do pedos really think this is a good argument

>>58076634
Sexo

>>58075998 (OP)
>he says this while he posts pedoshit
shotacucks deserve dead

>>58085058
>shotacucks deserve dead

Only gay shota
Straight shota is natural and normal (women can't be pedo)

>>58085080
only trannies are pedo, stop your pathetic self insertion fantasy

>>58076542
Christmas Cake is about women being UNMARRIED/not in relationship by that age, not about them in general. Obvs a 27 y/o hag is still a perfectly fertile breed.
>>58076535
Japan actually does not have the worst birth rate all things considered. In 100 years they will have recovered so much relative to China they can try a round 3.

>>58075998 (OP)
kys

>>58075998 (OP)
YWNBAW leftist faggot

>>58075998 (OP)
i hope you die

>>58085869
Eww, a creep

>>58085706
How badly I want to correct this lowly bandit!

>>58076338
Saying "I'm not a pedophile" already sets off a ton of red flags and will just make you seem more suspicious. Like the whole "I'm not gay, BUT..." discourse.

>>58085856
The irony is that the only good bananas in your pic are the last two from the right
I doubt that what you meant to convey though

>this is considered a grown adult woman in the pokemon world
HNNNG

>>58078464
I am an elihpodep, muahahaha! Too bad not even real life hags want me on dating apps.

>>58086229
I thought that was a spade at first

>>58086441
Nice

>>58086441
Anyone got a translation?

Not nearly enough Pokemoms in this thread

>>58075998 (OP)
I like her very mildly amused expression

>>58087195
man the Johto and Kalos mons seem especially thirsty compared to the others.

>>58087489
I want to put my cream in her oven.

>>58087195
alolan and paldean pokemoms are BUILT for bwc
alola > paldea > unova (right) > kalos > unova (left) > hoenn > sinnoh > galar > kanto > johto

>>58086457
there's almost certainly a version where it is

>>58087513
>>58087521
>>58086457
keep this shit to yourself

this thread is kinda comfy despite being an echi dump

>>58088121
Nothing wrong with that. Lots of hags to appreciate.

>>58088282
Not really.

>>58077034
Says who?

>>58089518
Perrin has sex with shotas.

>>58080482
Can you give a brother some sauce?

>>58088008
no

>>58075998 (OP)
What a childish thought. R u a kid or a hag, OP?

>>58089521
kemono DOT cr/fanbox/user/169956/post/6696881

>>58090552
What is Briar doing with that boy...

>>58090902
educating him

Bump

>>58090651
Thanks, anon. Gonna bust lots of loads.

La violadora... I kneel.........

Does Elesa know that lots of guys buy her bikini magazines to jack off to them? Wonder how she feels about it

>>58093156
She probably feels both displeased and also impressed lots of boys buy them just to jack off. Some of them also cum on her magazines.

>>58093200
Her bikini centerfolds and posters on their walls...

>>58093286
What about them?

>>58093305
Just thinking it's hot. Like... Someday even her son would know guys had those haha

>>58093781
I love Cheryl so much.

>>58093752
God she's so sexy but her design kinda sucks

>>58093874
Does it?

>>58092697
She should've been a villain. Imagine all the correction porn we missed.

>>58093981
Honestly. Even just porn aside. She turned out to be such a milquetoast character, it was really disappointing. What a waste of a 10/10 character design.

>>58093981
I also think that Briar would be more popular if she was an asshole to you or an actual villain but I feel it's because people are desperate for another Lusamine.

>>58085871
>>58083487
extremely low T posts

>>58094011
No, it just would've been more interesting. She didn't really do anything.

>>58093311
fuck I want her to be my pokemom

>>58076460
You've lost 70% of your eggs by 20 years old. By 30 you have lost 80% of your eggs. A 26 year-old has lost 76% of her eggs. Bleak.

>>58094198
Damn, women truly peak at *squints* uh, 0 years old, I guess. The most fertile age for sure.

>>58094198
Thanks for keeping us updated, Peter

>>58094813
Cheryl...

>>58094829
I want to grab them...

>>58075998 (OP)
There's a reason why I've had more team ups with Melony than Marnie.

>>58094815
>>58094219
>>58094198
Eggs are lost even before birth, there is a steady death rate just like your skin cells, but these do not get replaced.

>>58095166
Pumping...

>>58094198
>>58095036
It's a good thing I'm not trying to impregnate the fictional hags from Pokémon then, isn't it?

Morons

>>58095252
https://files.catbox.moe/fwvs5l.mp4

>>58094868
are you retarded?

>>58095727
Top being pulled up to expose the huge tits underneath... my fetish...

>>58095727
And yet, even the oldest hag in-series still concieved and gave birth to a child, who ended up going halfers with another human to create Cynthia and her sister, so seems hags can get pregnant easier in their 40's than in the real world.

>>58095890
Good stuff

>>58095942
Is a crime we have Cynthia stuff, but her sister is almost non-existent.
>She is not a champion
I would expect a cameo or some rumors at least.

>>58094198
>>58095036
Please look up how human pregnancies and menstrual cycles work.

>>58095890
Yeah.... that's what I want to do with Cheryl.

>>58094080
Elesa walking in on me

>>58095727
>>58095942
I personally imagine that the Pokemon world is doing a lot better in medical sciences than we are so hags can remain fertile and fecund well into their 60's without birth defects.

>>58077621
We know for a fact your headcanon is wrong

>>58095942
>even the oldest hag in-series still concieved and gave birth to a child
What if it happened before she was a hag?

>>58096610
Sorry to disabuse you of your ebin fanfics, but the very fact Red shows up in SM at 20 years old kinda already does. He started his journey at 10 in RG and when he shows uip in SM, he's 20 (because his appearance was a meta reference to the series anniversary). There's also the fact they stated there's three years between Gen 1/3 and Gen 2/4, three between DP and BW, two between BW and XY and two vbetween XY and SM.
The time]line does not adhere to realtime. Hence why Red appears as a 20 yo in SM, instead of a thirty year old like he WOULD be had he been born in '86 in the real world. Sorry timelines confuse the fuck out of you. Next time, pay attention to what Game Freak add to their new Gen games - they're the canonical events of the universe.

>>58096999
But it didn't, she was the last of the Celesticas, her backstory confirming her family died while she was "gifted" long life when she accepted Arceus' mission. It'd also be pretty hard for a kid to just *stop* ageing, to adhere to their mother's ageing process, when they weren't chosen by God to aid the Champion destined to save Hisui.
Nah lad, Lucas saves Hisui, Cogita completes her mission by aiding him, then some time after the events of the game, Cogita marries (Cynthia's granddad's kicking about too), settles down has at least one kid, who then grows up to become one half of Cynthia's parental unit.

>>58098029
>the very fact Red shows up in SM at 20 years old
Headcanon.
>He started his journey at 10 in RG
Outright missinfo, he was 11.
>There's also the fact they stated there's three years between Gen 1/3 and Gen 2/4, three between DP and BW
There's a decade between DP and BW them, confirmed by the leak.
>next time pay attention
Next time pay attention to the pokedex that says Porygon was created with state of the art technology in gen 1 but "20yo technology" in gen 7.

Be honest, you are a shitposter. I would believe you honestly think the crap you said but the fact you tried to slide Red being 10yo like Ash exposes you.

>>58098136
No, they came out before the leak to state it was three. I don't need to tell you that when devs state something officially, it precludes pre-produ tion work from being wholly correct, as teraleak proves (what became L: A was pitched at being 150 years before the modern games, what ACTUALLY launched pegged it at MAXIMUM happening 112 years prior to the modern gamesbecause the Galaxy Building is a direct reference to the old Hokkaido Government buildings, destroyed in a fire and re-built with a red bricked facade completed in 1888). Sorry lad, but they're not so retarded as to age their characters realistically, Can blame Tajiri for that.

>>58098173
>they came out before the leak to state it was three
Stopped reading here, your delusions aren't worth the time it takes to read them, even if it's just a minute.

>>58098173
>they stated the timegap between Pt and BW was three years

>>58098173
Actually they said Caitlin was 14 in her first appearance but already an adult in BW so that's at least 4 years, and there's a Team Rocket grunt who got married and had a child like 7 or 8yo between gen 4 and gen 5 too
I don't know where you got those 3 years from but you are wrong

>>58098288
Some n ip off twitter. And given nips pay better attention than /vp/ do (especially because NoA fucked everything of import regarding textual content up to Gen 5), think I'll defer to the natives on this. Again, the fact Red shows up as a young adult, instead of beginning to turn to middle age says all they wanted to on timeframes. Not my fault you lot are functionally retarded.

>>58098832
Made for shotas.

>>58098699
>some random person from twitter told me stuff contradicted by both internal documents and public information but that person is a nip so I will trust him and keep pushing headcanon as "facts"
lmao

>>58098699
>his japanese boyfriend lied to him
awwww

>>58096135
Sexooooo

>>58098699
>>58098029
Who told you Red is 'factually' 20yo in SM, another retard who happens to be japanese?
Pro tip: "The anime-styled character looks young to me" isn't evidence.

>>58094868
>>58095161
I still wonder how is she 25 (according to the leaks). She looks no older than 15 or 16. Early 18 if you want to push it.
Those hot springs must work wonders.

Older women are for sensual foot massages

>>58100059
Glacia needs more love.

Bump

>>58102213
Made for correction.

>>58076634
her ass is so fat that the boy can sink his fingers in it by grabbing it from the side
amazing

>>58104692
Sexual Exercises with Dendra.

>>58104837
Training sessions with Dendra are intense.

impregnate all hags to show them they are still beautiful and desirable!

>>58105965
Ariana desperately need to have a baby inside of her. And I wanna be the trainer to do it.

>>58075998 (OP)
Hebe sounds like a term a pedo Muslim would use

>>58087178
>Lusamine: Ugh, this old guy is looking at our underwear and fapping~ *heart*
>Cynthia: Pulling it out over perky elementary school girls like us (big fat lie) is way too audacious *heart*
>Lusamine: You should learn your place~
>Cynthia: Gross *heart* *snicker*
>Lusamine: Oh *heart*, something sticky came out of the tip *heart* *kyahaha!*

>>58106208
Thanks *heart*

>>58076459
Adaman and Irida's great great great great granddaughter is cute! cute!!!

>>58085707
Reminder you can canonically go on a date with this hag and NTR mustard

>>58106661
For real?

>>58106088
It's actually a term invented by greek pedos

>>58106661
You can't. He would shatter your spine.

>>58106084
Hottest mom.

>>58096185
Damn there's 100k months in 10 years?

>>58105965
I wanna drink the milk of both

>>58106672
>>58106747
>Never been on the Honey date
Poor bastards

Isle O' Hags

>>58083744
>>58089553
Ureta Ryuu wa Midara ni Odoru by Maki Ikazuya

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