Thread 58079703

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Anonymous 8/4/2025, 6:16:20 PM No.58079703 >>58079739 >>58079794 >>58079823 >>58079865 >>58079879 >>58079882 >>58079885 >>58079900 >>58079913 >>58079955 >>58080514 >>58082547 >>58082573

ITT: moves that humans can learn

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Anonymous 8/4/2025, 6:18:45 PM No.58079705

Explosion

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 6:28:45 PM No.58079739 >>58082598

>>58079703 (OP)
mud shot

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 6:30:02 PM No.58079749

Not a move but I've seen guys utilize Innards Out

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 6:41:36 PM No.58079783

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Poison Gas
Belch
Gunk Shot

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 6:44:46 PM No.58079794 >>58079865

>>58079703 (OP)
>rock throw
humans are capable of throwing rocks
>sucker punch
humans are capable of sucker punching
>tackle
humans are capable of tackling
>taunt
humans are capable of taunting
>scary face
humans are capable of affecting a scary face

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 6:50:11 PM No.58079823 >>58080714

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>>58079703 (OP)
Canon: Focus Punch, Mach Punch, Taunt, Hammer Arm, and Jump Kick

This is the top of what a martial artist can achieve in their universe, like hiring a stunt double in our world for dangerous scenes, the rest are actors or animatronics that use special effects to simulate Pokémon moves.

Sorry Macrofags Monica is just a pair of mechanical legs that move with cranes and pistons, the real Monica is just an actress who appears next to a scale model of the city.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:02:09 PM No.58079865

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>>58079703 (OP)
>>58079794
Using a Move named after an action is not the same thing as actually doing that action. Like how using Yawn is different from yawning. Humans don't learn Moves, just like how they are also Typless and have no Ability.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:07:10 PM No.58079879

>>58079703 (OP)
humans are not pokemon (yet), they migrated from our dying universe to the pokemon universe in a spaceship in distant future for us but a distant past in the pokemon world

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:07:42 PM No.58079882

>>58079703 (OP)
Sharpen, Growl, First Impression, Submission, Retaliate, Howl, Nasty Plot, Sleep Talk, Snore, Circle Throw, Double Slap

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:08:39 PM No.58079885 >>58080667

>>58079703 (OP)
>thief
This movement is learned from birth by any "human" with melanin.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:10:37 PM No.58079889

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Slam

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:16:08 PM No.58079900

>>58079703 (OP)
some variants of girls learn Swallow, the rest learns Spit Up

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:23:17 PM No.58079912

Rape

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:23:41 PM No.58079913 >>58079944 >>58080668

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>>58079703 (OP)
Hold Hands

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:33:06 PM No.58079944

>>58079913
That is disgusting anon.

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:35:14 PM No.58079953

Aerial Ace (Tsubamegaeshi/Turning Swallow cut), Covet, Grass whistle, Fake Tears, Slack off, Smelling salts, Light that burns the sky, Milk Drink, Rage, Tearful look, Celebrate, Hold hands, Happy hour

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:35:54 PM No.58079955

>>58079703 (OP)
Jungle Healing

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 7:52:04 PM No.58079989

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Flash

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 10:43:38 PM No.58080514

>>58079703 (OP)
>humans evolve to hunt prey making them collapse due exaustion
Pursuit
ah...

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 11:31:11 PM No.58080645

Harden
Sleep Powder
Pound
String Shot

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 11:42:24 PM No.58080667 >>58081522 >>58082374

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>>58079885
So all humans? Or are you one of those poorly educated burgertards who think the word automatically means "black people"?

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 11:42:26 PM No.58080668

>>58079913
uh uho I think I just came.... in my pantz.....

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 12:12:49 AM No.58080714

>>58079823
lmao

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:40:22 AM No.58081520

All of them.
Who the fuck do you think is teaching these Pokemon their moves? It's me, bitch.

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 5:41:50 AM No.58081522

>>58080667
ohnonono whitebois we got btfo....

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 6:51:31 AM No.58081657

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there are literal psychic humans in pokemon.

assume they have every psychic move.

>yfw humans can use healing pulse, psychic, ally switch, reflect, light screen, teleport, trick, and gravity

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 2:00:01 PM No.58082367

Gunk Shot

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 2:03:52 PM No.58082374

>>58080667
struck a nerve, huh Jamal?

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 3:13:37 PM No.58082547

>>58079703 (OP)
I invented the move Wood Hammer.
I have a tragically clubbed penis

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 3:21:05 PM No.58082573

>>58079703 (OP)
Lick feels like it was made exclusively for ghastly
30% to para. feels like there's some ghost magic going on there

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 3:29:02 PM No.58082598

>>58079739
I wouldn't want to be in this battle

Anonymous 8/5/2025, 3:45:04 PM No.58082649

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I cant learn attract