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Anonymous No.58094907 >>58094976 >>58094998 >>58095817 >>58095842 >>58095846 >>58095892 >>58096651 >>58096776 >>58096865
This is without a doubt ash's WORST team EVER
Anonymous No.58094914
>Ashanime thread
Circlejerk thread
Anonymous No.58094915 >>58094920 >>58095429 >>58095790
what the hell is that blue and red thing behind lucario
Anonymous No.58094920
>>58094915
I think it's some kind of pokemon
Anonymous No.58094976
>>58094907 (OP)
>Half of the team is just KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pandering
Sounds about right for a gen 8 team lol
Anonymous No.58094978
>three megas and the turbo rapist
This might be his strongest team ever
Anonymous No.58094997 >>58095048 >>58095731 >>58095802 >>58095888
I don't understand how they were trying to cash-in in nostalgia, yet he couldn't use his best mons from all the previous seasons. Wouldn't that have been more hype?
Anonymous No.58094998
>>58094907 (OP)
I call them 007
0 Charisma
0 Chemistry
7 minutes of screen time
Anonymous No.58095034
Lucario, Dragonite and Gengar are egregious. Those ones were pure pandering and he literally just caught 2 of those fully evolved.
Anonymous No.58095048
>>58094997
It was probably Yuyama's last fuck you to everyone
Anonymous No.58095093
At least they're all fully evolved.

Well, except Pikachu, but we have a gmax reason for covering that now.
Anonymous No.58095429
>>58094915
Mr fish
Anonymous No.58095731
>>58094997
werid how he had that weird walking fish thing instead of charizard
Anonymous No.58095790
>>58094915
Dracovish, one of the four fossil Pokemon of gen 8. The archaeologist with dubious credentials Cara Liss discovered four unique fossils in the Galar region, but don't know where they go together. So she asks you to provide a head and body fossil, and she'll combine and revive them into a chimeric abomination that would likely struggle to survive in nature. Also, all four fossils come from different Pokemon, none of them truly fit together.

>"Powerful legs and jaws made it the apex predator of its time. Its own overhunting of its prey was what drove it to extinction."
Pure lies.
>"Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can't breathe unless it's underwater."
The unfortunate truth.
Anonymous No.58095802 >>58096925
>>58094997
Because the anime is made for 6 year olds, and they don't have nostalgia for Ash's Heracross or whatever else from 25 years ago. Gengar/Lucario/Dragonite aren't there as nostalgiabait for 30 year old manchildren, they're there because they're some of the most popular pokemon in the entire franchise.
Anonymous No.58095817 >>58096527 >>58096547 >>58096570
>>58094907 (OP)
Lmao no
Anonymous No.58095842
>>58094907 (OP)
I hate it purely because we got cucked out of a kino that would be Ash using his old powerhouses for what was final arc of his story.
Anonymous No.58095846
>>58094907 (OP)
Worst probably not, but it's definitely his most boring one. I'm surprised they didn't bring Charizard back.
Anonymous No.58095888 >>58095909
>>58094997
One answer, Alain
If Ash used his reserved than the writing staff would had to bring Greninja back to his team which means they will be forced into a rematch where their precious Alain must lose. They got rid of Greninja despite its immense popular simply for Alain, they refuse to bring it back if it threaten their Alain.
Anonymous No.58095892
>>58094907 (OP)
I am MASSIVELY gay and also trans.
Anonymous No.58095909
>>58095888
>Muh Alain
>Melty fills up two pages in the archives by now
Get a job, Fagmon. Going on like a conspiracy retard won't change the facts, you homeless schizo.
Anonymous No.58095955 >>58096078 >>58096567 >>58096809
It doesn't get more soulful than this...
Anonymous No.58096078
>>58095955
>tard helmet turtle
Anonymous No.58096527
>>58095817
Soul
Anonymous No.58096547
>>58095817
> a core team that gets ample development across their entire runtime instead of giving it all to the main mon of the region and pikachu
honestly this is probably one of his best teams
bar glalie but thats mostly because he got it so late
Anonymous No.58096561 >>58096859
what would have been ash's best team counting all mons he has caught before
pikashit takes a spot because of course he does
i think:
charizard or infernape, preferably infernape since it has a higher winrate % (apparently)
greninja for it's battle bond form
that's 3 mons already
krookodile is an interesting choice too
i'm surprised his sceptile is so trash even though it managed to take down darkrai
Anonymous No.58096567
>>58095955
that staraptor and torterra were complete disappointments
especially that torterra
they showed it using its energy ball gimmick, but dropped it during the final battle with paul
Anonymous No.58096570 >>58098835
>>58095817
these choices were so bad honestly
there are better mons in hoenn
Anonymous No.58096651
>>58094907 (OP)
>Pokemon from only the best generations
It was the BEST team.
Anonymous No.58096776
>>58094907 (OP)
I wish it was Tyranitar instead of Dragonite
Anonymous No.58096809
>>58095955
They really should've retired Ash after gen 4.
Anonymous No.58096859 >>58096868 >>58097039
>>58096561
Pikachu
Charizard
Sceptile
Infernape
Greninja
Lucario


All the aces.
Anonymous No.58096865
>>58094907 (OP)
nah his unova team is way worse
Anonymous No.58096868 >>58097179
>>58096859
>chawizawd
>lugawgwio
i agree with the other four picks tho
Anonymous No.58096925 >>58096935
>>58095802
Then why bring, the previous champions from all the other seasons that lil kids wouldn't even know? just use characters from the current season, or new ones
Anonymous No.58096935 >>58096953
>>58096925
>just use characters from the current season, or new ones
They're retarded? Though it seems they learned since the new season is doing that
Anonymous No.58096953 >>58097013
>>58096935
> They're retarded?
The ashnime in a nutshell. They’ve always pushed the limit regarding just how little effort they can put into it while still getting people to watch their slop. Then they shit their pants and have no idea how to course correct whenever the consoomers who watch it finally reach their tipping point and they receive backlash.
Anonymous No.58097013
>>58096953
That's Pokémon as a whole (TPC, GF, TPCI and even Nintendo)
Anonymous No.58097039 >>58097179
>>58096859
Lucario only beat Garchomp because it had no ground moves because plot reasons
It should just be Goodra who had a perfect record until it lost to a (borrowed) Bisharp 30% OHKO move because plot reasons
Anonymous No.58097179 >>58098828
>>58096868
Charizard earned its spot, regardless of its shilling.
>>58097039
>Goodra who had a perfect record
What, all two wins, one of them being a double KO?
Anonymous No.58098659
>lucario
nah, snorlax or heracross
Anonymous No.58098828
>>58097179
By jobbing to Blaziken? Or maybe jobbing to Dragonite? Oh, how about jobbing to a fake Entei? Or how about jobbing against Brendon? It beat an Articuno sure, but it's not like that Articuno had any amazing feats attached to it.
Anonymous No.58098835
>>58096570
>these choices were so bad honestly there are better mons in hoenn
I'd love to know what pokemon you think ash would have in hoenn. I'm thinking whismur, makuhita, probably keep taillow and treecko, vibrava or metang maybe