Thread 58096403

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Anonymous 8/9/2025, 3:59:06 PM No.58096403 >>58096406 >>58096451 >>58096473 >>58096667 >>58096690 >>58096939 >>58096943 >>58096948 >>58097599 >>58099441 >>58099595 >>58105476 >>58107025 >>58110462 >>58110471 >>58121280 >>58124682

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Why do fake fans hate Jolteon?

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:00:41 PM No.58096404 >>58096451 >>58097063 >>58127268

only eevefucker hate it because is not feminine like the others

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:01:01 PM No.58096406 >>58096439 >>58096451 >>58127268

>>58096403 (OP)
because it's the only eeveelution that apeal to actual fans of pokemon instead of dogfuckers

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:16:09 PM No.58096439 >>58096451 >>58096690

>>58096406
Wrong, I'm a dogfucker and I love Jolteon

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:20:48 PM No.58096451 >>58096472

>>58096403 (OP)
>>58096404
>>58096406
>>58096439
stop making shit bait threads to talk to yourself

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:25:43 PM No.58096472

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>>58096451
Take your schizophrenia pills.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 4:26:41 PM No.58096473 >>58096920 >>58099419

>>58096403 (OP)
>another eeveeshit general
neck yourself

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:45:05 PM No.58096667 >>58099472

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>>58096403 (OP)
Jobber mon

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 5:55:31 PM No.58096690

>>58096403 (OP)
because fake fans love to hate on things if it’s popular to do so
lumineon hate is undeserved too
>>58096439
this

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 6:55:27 PM No.58096920 >>58115967

>>58096473
There is nothing wrong with a cute Pokémon getting its own thread.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 7:01:20 PM No.58096939 >>58099428 >>58120330

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>>58096403 (OP)
They're just a bunch of faggots who refused to give borger, so borger was taken and now they're upset.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 7:02:24 PM No.58096943 >>58107683

>>58096403 (OP)
no one hates jolteon please shut the fuck up you samefagging retard

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 7:03:53 PM No.58096948 >>58098028

>>58096403 (OP)
Less fuckable than the rest, appeals pretty much only to people who like tomboys or twinks, who also like to fuck dogs. Or foxes, or whatever. Less cuddly than the rest, so doesn't appeal to comfyfags. Not actually dogshit like most of the others, so doesn't appeal to Karenfags.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 7:33:50 PM No.58097063 >>58098656

>>58096404
Most of them are male.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:59:31 PM No.58097599

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>>58096403 (OP)

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 11:48:49 PM No.58098028

>>58096948
/thread

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 2:40:31 AM No.58098656

>>58097063
Gender ratios are not canon.

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 6:37:56 AM No.58099419 >>58099437

>>58096473
kill yourself, fake fan.

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 6:40:44 AM No.58099428 >>58105036

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>>58096939
borg?

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 6:43:49 AM No.58099437

>>58099419
kill me yourself, fake neet

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 6:44:34 AM No.58099441 >>58100254

>>58096403 (OP)
I'm playing through FRLG again and can't decide if I should turn my Eevee into a Jolteon or Vaporeon.

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 6:57:41 AM No.58099472

>>58096667
OU viable in all 4 of the real gens

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 7:40:55 AM No.58099595 >>58102370

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>>58096403 (OP)
It's my favourite Pokemon, fuck you.

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 1:28:01 PM No.58100254

>>58099441
Jolt

Anonymous 8/10/2025, 9:01:05 PM No.58101345

Bump

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 2:44:54 AM No.58102350 >>58103322

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Anonymous 8/11/2025, 2:53:23 AM No.58102370

>>58099595
fakest fan, fuck you

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:59:50 AM No.58103273

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ACCELERATING TO THE NEAREST BORG AT HYPERSPEED

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:19:55 AM No.58103322 >>58103904

>>58102350
>what if jolteon looked nothing like jolteon
If you have to do this in order to make it fuckable then maybe it's a sign.

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:36:21 AM No.58103361

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Me on the left.

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 1:18:45 PM No.58103904 >>58128566

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>>58103322
>If you have to do this in order to make it fuckable
That goes for all pokemon, not just jolteon though. On-model pokemon aren't "fuckable".
And that's cute off-model art, sorry if eyelashes gets you going or something

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 7:37:46 PM No.58104905

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I love Jolteon

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 8:16:36 PM No.58105036

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>>58099428
borgest

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:32:03 PM No.58105443 >>58105521

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Jolteon is the dumbest eevee and shoild be ignore and forgotten

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:41:55 PM No.58105476 >>58105536 >>58105560

>>58096403 (OP)
so far only faggots like jolteon or umbreon but if you're a femboy/trans then it's a sylveon and leafeon but that's a stretch.
I seriously can't see other eeveelution that's been aligned with some gay stereotype.

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:47:33 PM No.58105497

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>"The last borger was lacking in every way. The patty was too thin. The bun, too dry. And the lettuce, days old at best."

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:57:03 PM No.58105521

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>>58105443

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 11:04:04 PM No.58105536

>>58105476
What if someone is a heterosexual biofem?

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 11:15:40 PM No.58105560

>>58105476
hey! I like those eevees because I’m a coomer, thank you very much

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:18:09 AM No.58106255

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:19:11 AM No.58106258

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 7:35:52 AM No.58107025 >>58108952

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>>58096403 (OP)
she's so ugly!

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:01:11 PM No.58107536

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 2:23:45 PM No.58107683

>>58096943
i hate jolteon

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:52:31 PM No.58108126 >>58108812

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 7:36:44 PM No.58108364 >>58124676

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:01:24 PM No.58108812 >>58126222

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>>58108126
spiderdog, spiderdog...

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:48:39 PM No.58108952

>>58107025
Pic unrelated.

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:19:17 PM No.58110462 >>58110838

>>58096403 (OP)
>not cute
>not fluffy
>not meta

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 2:26:15 PM No.58110471

>>58096403 (OP)
He feels incomplete without a tail.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 6:04:17 PM No.58110838

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>>58110462
but nr.2 in terms of fluff, even if spiky

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 9:25:16 AM No.58113175 >>58115506

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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 1:25:13 AM No.58115506

>>58113175
how

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 1:56:38 AM No.58115593

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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:55:54 AM No.58115967

>>58096920
There is something wrong with it getting 4-5 threads at the same time

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:28:37 AM No.58119528

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 6:36:05 AM No.58120330

>>58096939
that's not a borger tho

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 3:21:07 PM No.58121280

>>58096403 (OP)
Genwun Jolteon is one of the best options for electric coverage, especially blue which doesn't have electrabuzz. Also flareon is a solid firemon, especially since fire is rare until after gym 6 if you didn't go Charizard. Vaporeon is least unique due to good coverage by gyrados, lapras, and the large number of watermons that are available early.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 8:40:59 PM No.58122394 >>58125801

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Anonymous 8/17/2025, 5:23:21 AM No.58124676

>>58108364
cute outfit

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 5:27:30 AM No.58124682

>>58096403 (OP)
The same reason I don't like most gen 3 Pokemon is the only real way I can describe it. It's just kinda jagged with no flow to it's shape.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 1:57:49 PM No.58125801

>>58122394
what is he part snake??

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 3:55:58 PM No.58126222 >>58128373

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>>58108812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfVewOnss_o&t=211
What kind of upbringing the silly bugger gonna get?

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>>58096404
>>58096406
I'd fuck a jolteon THOUGH

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 12:49:01 AM No.58128373

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>>58126222
joltik food
learning electroweb?

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 1:17:54 AM No.58128566 >>58128681 >>58128968

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>>58103904
>On-model pokemon aren't "fuckable".
>Extremely loud incorrect buzzer

Fake fan faggot detected. If you cannot love mons for what they are and need to warp them with tranny\coomer shit to feel anything, then you are wothless scum and don't deserve them.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 1:36:01 AM No.58128681 >>58128830

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>>58128566
I love them for what they are
degenerates like you clearly don't, I don't believe you
maybe tell that to the faggot I replied to while at it, retard

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 1:57:39 AM No.58128830 >>58128899

>>58128681
kys you are just shitposting and likely, a normgroid.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:06:42 AM No.58128899 >>58129011

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>>58128830
>shitposting
Shut the fuck up, you came out of nowhere to stir shit
Other than how retarded it is to use "fuckability" as a quality metric, you have absolutely no self-awareness if you complain about off-model art at the same time
Coomers like you are the fakest of fans that revel in the most off-model trash
You are lying, now post Jolteon or gtfo

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:20:00 AM No.58128968

>>58128566
Post fuckable on-model Jolteon

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:26:34 AM No.58129011 >>58129117

>>58128899
Nah get fucked
I fapped to official art probably before you existed

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:40:31 AM No.58129117

>>58129011
Sure you did, "fake fan faggot".
And lets say you did, because you have an unhealthy obsession with Sylveon or whatever
Cool, you're one of few degenerates that did! Not like it's something that could really be used to determine the design quality of Jolteon, or any other Pokemon.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:43:00 AM No.58129145 >>58129404

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If you need to jack-off and/or project faggotry into a Pokémon to love it, then you're fake fan. True fans loves Pokémon for what they are, without licentiousness or gay headcanons.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 3:07:48 AM No.58129361

cry more, fake fans faggots
Luckily for me, you don't decide anything and you can just bitch forever while I leave you to your schizo tantrums

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 3:11:14 AM No.58129404 >>58129442

>>58129145
You can love them for who they are and still have room for special feelings...

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Anonymous 8/18/2025, 3:15:08 AM No.58129442 >>58129639

>>58129404
it is pointless, you are arguing with normgroids, or anti pokephilia faggots.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 3:28:12 AM No.58129583 >>58129624

>if you don't want to rape the elemental animals you're a fake fan
okay who is the real schizo here
and luckily pokephiles don't decide much, those fake fans would ruin a lot of designs

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>>58129583
coomer franchise

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 3:33:28 AM No.58129639 >>58129728

>>58129442
Pokémon is a franchise for everybody, all walks of life. Just want people to get along =(

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 3:42:51 AM No.58129728

>>58129639
yes, but japan has a culture of yokai being fucked by men and women the same. it is irritating that these people consider it bestiality or else, and they disregard what japanese developers seem as the intended lore because it hurts their delicate feelings. Anyway, I'll stop arguing now.