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Anonymous No.58096403 >>58096406 >>58096451 >>58096473 >>58096667 >>58096690 >>58096939 >>58096943 >>58096948 >>58097599 >>58099441 >>58099595 >>58105476 >>58107025 >>58110462 >>58110471 >>58121280 >>58124682
Why do fake fans hate Jolteon?
Anonymous No.58096404 >>58096451 >>58097063 >>58127268
only eevefucker hate it because is not feminine like the others
Anonymous No.58096406 >>58096439 >>58096451 >>58127268
>>58096403 (OP)
because it's the only eeveelution that apeal to actual fans of pokemon instead of dogfuckers
Anonymous No.58096439 >>58096451 >>58096690
>>58096406
Wrong, I'm a dogfucker and I love Jolteon
Anonymous No.58096451 >>58096472
>>58096403 (OP)
>>58096404
>>58096406
>>58096439
stop making shit bait threads to talk to yourself
Anonymous No.58096472
>>58096451
Take your schizophrenia pills.
Anonymous No.58096473 >>58096920 >>58099419
>>58096403 (OP)
>another eeveeshit general
neck yourself
Anonymous No.58096667 >>58099472
>>58096403 (OP)
Jobber mon
Anonymous No.58096690
>>58096403 (OP)
because fake fans love to hate on things if it’s popular to do so
lumineon hate is undeserved too
>>58096439
this
Anonymous No.58096920 >>58115967
>>58096473
There is nothing wrong with a cute PokΓ©mon getting its own thread.
Anonymous No.58096939 >>58099428 >>58120330
>>58096403 (OP)
They're just a bunch of faggots who refused to give borger, so borger was taken and now they're upset.
Anonymous No.58096943 >>58107683
>>58096403 (OP)
no one hates jolteon please shut the fuck up you samefagging retard
Anonymous No.58096948 >>58098028
>>58096403 (OP)
Less fuckable than the rest, appeals pretty much only to people who like tomboys or twinks, who also like to fuck dogs. Or foxes, or whatever. Less cuddly than the rest, so doesn't appeal to comfyfags. Not actually dogshit like most of the others, so doesn't appeal to Karenfags.
Anonymous No.58097063 >>58098656
>>58096404
Most of them are male.
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>>58096403 (OP)
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>>58096948
/thread
Anonymous No.58098656
>>58097063
Gender ratios are not canon.
Anonymous No.58099419 >>58099437
>>58096473
kill yourself, fake fan.
Anonymous No.58099428 >>58105036
>>58096939
borg?
Anonymous No.58099437
>>58099419
kill me yourself, fake neet
Anonymous No.58099441 >>58100254
>>58096403 (OP)
I'm playing through FRLG again and can't decide if I should turn my Eevee into a Jolteon or Vaporeon.
Anonymous No.58099472
>>58096667
OU viable in all 4 of the real gens
Anonymous No.58099595 >>58102370
>>58096403 (OP)
It's my favourite Pokemon, fuck you.
Anonymous No.58100254
>>58099441
Jolt
Anonymous No.58101345
Bump
Anonymous No.58102350 >>58103322
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>>58099595
fakest fan, fuck you
Anonymous No.58103273
ACCELERATING TO THE NEAREST BORG AT HYPERSPEED
Anonymous No.58103322 >>58103904
>>58102350
>what if jolteon looked nothing like jolteon
If you have to do this in order to make it fuckable then maybe it's a sign.
Anonymous No.58103361
Me on the left.
Anonymous No.58103904 >>58128566
>>58103322
>If you have to do this in order to make it fuckable
That goes for all pokemon, not just jolteon though. On-model pokemon aren't "fuckable".
And that's cute off-model art, sorry if eyelashes gets you going or something
Anonymous No.58104905
I love Jolteon
Anonymous No.58105036
>>58099428
borgest
Anonymous No.58105443 >>58105521
Jolteon is the dumbest eevee and shoild be ignore and forgotten
Anonymous No.58105476 >>58105536 >>58105560
>>58096403 (OP)
so far only faggots like jolteon or umbreon but if you're a femboy/trans then it's a sylveon and leafeon but that's a stretch.
I seriously can't see other eeveelution that's been aligned with some gay stereotype.
Anonymous No.58105497
>"The last borger was lacking in every way. The patty was too thin. The bun, too dry. And the lettuce, days old at best."
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>>58105443
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>>58105476
What if someone is a heterosexual biofem?
Anonymous No.58105560
>>58105476
hey! I like those eevees because I’m a coomer, thank you very much
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Anonymous No.58107025 >>58108952
>>58096403 (OP)
she's so ugly!
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>>58096943
i hate jolteon
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Anonymous No.58108812 >>58126222
>>58108126
spiderdog, spiderdog...
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>>58107025
Pic unrelated.
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Anonymous No.58110462 >>58110838
>>58096403 (OP)
>not cute
>not fluffy
>not meta
Anonymous No.58110471
>>58096403 (OP)
He feels incomplete without a tail.
Anonymous No.58110838
>>58110462
but nr.2 in terms of fluff, even if spiky
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>>58113175
how
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>>58096920
There is something wrong with it getting 4-5 threads at the same time
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>>58096939
that's not a borger tho
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>>58096403 (OP)
Genwun Jolteon is one of the best options for electric coverage, especially blue which doesn't have electrabuzz. Also flareon is a solid firemon, especially since fire is rare until after gym 6 if you didn't go Charizard. Vaporeon is least unique due to good coverage by gyrados, lapras, and the large number of watermons that are available early.
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>>58108364
cute outfit
Anonymous No.58124682
>>58096403 (OP)
The same reason I don't like most gen 3 Pokemon is the only real way I can describe it. It's just kinda jagged with no flow to it's shape.
Anonymous No.58125801
>>58122394
what is he part snake??
Anonymous No.58126222 >>58128373
>>58108812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfVewOnss_o&t=211
What kind of upbringing the silly bugger gonna get?
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>>58096404
>>58096406
I'd fuck a jolteon THOUGH
Anonymous No.58128373
>>58126222
joltik food
learning electroweb?
Anonymous No.58128566 >>58128681 >>58128968
>>58103904
>On-model pokemon aren't "fuckable".
>Extremely loud incorrect buzzer

Fake fan faggot detected. If you cannot love mons for what they are and need to warp them with tranny\coomer shit to feel anything, then you are wothless scum and don't deserve them.
Anonymous No.58128681 >>58128830
>>58128566
I love them for what they are
degenerates like you clearly don't, I don't believe you
maybe tell that to the faggot I replied to while at it, retard
Anonymous No.58128830 >>58128899
>>58128681
kys you are just shitposting and likely, a normgroid.
Anonymous No.58128899 >>58129011
>>58128830
>shitposting
Shut the fuck up, you came out of nowhere to stir shit
Other than how retarded it is to use "fuckability" as a quality metric, you have absolutely no self-awareness if you complain about off-model art at the same time
Coomers like you are the fakest of fans that revel in the most off-model trash
You are lying, now post Jolteon or gtfo
Anonymous No.58128968
>>58128566
Post fuckable on-model Jolteon
Anonymous No.58129011 >>58129117
>>58128899
Nah get fucked
I fapped to official art probably before you existed
Anonymous No.58129117
>>58129011
Sure you did, "fake fan faggot".
And lets say you did, because you have an unhealthy obsession with Sylveon or whatever
Cool, you're one of few degenerates that did! Not like it's something that could really be used to determine the design quality of Jolteon, or any other Pokemon.
Anonymous No.58129145 >>58129404
If you need to jack-off and/or project faggotry into a PokΓ©mon to love it, then you're fake fan. True fans loves PokΓ©mon for what they are, without licentiousness or gay headcanons.
Anonymous No.58129361
cry more, fake fans faggots
Luckily for me, you don't decide anything and you can just bitch forever while I leave you to your schizo tantrums
Anonymous No.58129404 >>58129442
>>58129145
You can love them for who they are and still have room for special feelings...
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Anonymous No.58129442 >>58129639
>>58129404
it is pointless, you are arguing with normgroids, or anti pokephilia faggots.
Anonymous No.58129583 >>58129624
>if you don't want to rape the elemental animals you're a fake fan
okay who is the real schizo here
and luckily pokephiles don't decide much, those fake fans would ruin a lot of designs
Anonymous No.58129624
>>58129583
coomer franchise
Anonymous No.58129639 >>58129728
>>58129442
PokΓ©mon is a franchise for everybody, all walks of life. Just want people to get along =(
Anonymous No.58129728
>>58129639
yes, but japan has a culture of yokai being fucked by men and women the same. it is irritating that these people consider it bestiality or else, and they disregard what japanese developers seem as the intended lore because it hurts their delicate feelings. Anyway, I'll stop arguing now.