Why do fake fans hate Jolteon?

only eevefucker hate it because is not feminine like the others

>>58096403 (OP)
because it's the only eeveelution that apeal to actual fans of pokemon instead of dogfuckers

>>58096406
Wrong, I'm a dogfucker and I love Jolteon

>>58096403 (OP)
>>58096404
>>58096406
>>58096439
stop making shit bait threads to talk to yourself

>>58096451
Take your schizophrenia pills.

>>58096403 (OP)
>another eeveeshit general
neck yourself

>>58096403 (OP)
Jobber mon

>>58096403 (OP)
because fake fans love to hate on things if it’s popular to do so
lumineon hate is undeserved too
>>58096439
this

>>58096473
There is nothing wrong with a cute Pokémon getting its own thread.

>>58096403 (OP)
They're just a bunch of faggots who refused to give borger, so borger was taken and now they're upset.

>>58096403 (OP)
no one hates jolteon please shut the fuck up you samefagging retard

>>58096403 (OP)
Less fuckable than the rest, appeals pretty much only to people who like tomboys or twinks, who also like to fuck dogs. Or foxes, or whatever. Less cuddly than the rest, so doesn't appeal to comfyfags. Not actually dogshit like most of the others, so doesn't appeal to Karenfags.

>>58096404
Most of them are male.

>>58096403 (OP)

>>58096948
/thread

>>58097063
Gender ratios are not canon.

>>58096473
kill yourself, fake fan.

>>58096939
borg?

>>58099419
kill me yourself, fake neet

>>58096403 (OP)
I'm playing through FRLG again and can't decide if I should turn my Eevee into a Jolteon or Vaporeon.

>>58096667
OU viable in all 4 of the real gens

>>58096403 (OP)
It's my favourite Pokemon, fuck you.

>>58099441
Jolt

Bump

>>58099595
fakest fan, fuck you

ACCELERATING TO THE NEAREST BORG AT HYPERSPEED

>>58102350
>what if jolteon looked nothing like jolteon
If you have to do this in order to make it fuckable then maybe it's a sign.

Me on the left.

>>58103322
>If you have to do this in order to make it fuckable
That goes for all pokemon, not just jolteon though. On-model pokemon aren't "fuckable".
And that's cute off-model art, sorry if eyelashes gets you going or something

I love Jolteon

>>58099428
borgest

Jolteon is the dumbest eevee and shoild be ignore and forgotten

>>58096403 (OP)
so far only faggots like jolteon or umbreon but if you're a femboy/trans then it's a sylveon and leafeon but that's a stretch.
I seriously can't see other eeveelution that's been aligned with some gay stereotype.

>"The last borger was lacking in every way. The patty was too thin. The bun, too dry. And the lettuce, days old at best."

>>58105443

>>58105476
What if someone is a heterosexual biofem?

>>58105476
hey! I like those eevees because I’m a coomer, thank you very much

>>58096403 (OP)
she's so ugly!

>>58096943
i hate jolteon

>>58108126
spiderdog, spiderdog...

>>58107025
Pic unrelated.

>>58096403 (OP)
>not cute
>not fluffy
>not meta

>>58096403 (OP)
He feels incomplete without a tail.

>>58110462
but nr.2 in terms of fluff, even if spiky