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Anonymous No.58097840 >>58097843 >>58097845 >>58097852 >>58097858 >>58098055 >>58098233 >>58098257 >>58098784 >>58098825 >>58098969 >>58098972 >>58099286 >>58099302 >>58099524 >>58100853 >>58100947 >>58100984 >>58101028 >>58101035 >>58101131 >>58101189 >>58105234 >>58106044 >>58106163 >>58106563 >>58107190 >>58107246 >>58107290 >>58107416 >>58107435 >>58109996
name a pokemon that had a bigger fall from grace
Anonymous No.58097843 >>58103516
>>58097840 (OP)
>yellow human
>wingless charizard
Typhlosion wasn't exactly in good standing before the pedo allegations.
Anonymous No.58097845
>>58097840 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZvSrswNJhY&pp=ygUVcG9rZW1vbiB0aGF0IGZlbGwgb2Zm
Anonymous No.58097852 >>58097865 >>58103298 >>58103523
>>58097840 (OP)
>name a Pokemon that game freak hates more and had gone out of their way to sabotage because they hate that it had a sliver of organic popularity
I can't
Anonymous No.58097858
>>58097840 (OP)
God look at its face, muhfugga choking on a slice of bread
Anonymous No.58097865 >>58097920
>>58097852
I don't think the Tera leak was intentional anon.
Anonymous No.58097920
>>58097865
No it wasn't intentional, they shouldn't have written that crapola in the first place. and its not like they gave a shit about Typhlosion before the ShitLeak. Their probably laughing their asses off that it happened to Typhlosion and not any Pokemon they care about or really any other pokemon period.
Anonymous No.58098055 >>58105334
>>58097840 (OP)
>becomes a sex icon among women
>fall from grace
Anonymous No.58098062 >>58098260 >>58099436
Name a Pokémon that had a more forced Shartcord campaign against
Anonymous No.58098233
>>58097840 (OP)
>someone looked at this and decided to put a furry pedophile creepy rapist story in the files for a children's game
>fire starter meant to be a child's first Pokémon
Anonymous No.58098257 >>58098791 >>58098843
>>58097840 (OP)
greninja the moment gamefreak stopped shilling it
Anonymous No.58098260 >>58098777 >>58103409
>>58098062
samurott
Anonymous No.58098777 >>58098779
>>58098260
that's not forced
Anonymous No.58098779 >>58103409
>>58098777
>t. forcer
Anonymous No.58098784 >>58098803
>>58097840 (OP)
Snorlax, Tyranitar, Tauros…
Anonymous No.58098791 >>58103526
>>58098257
Except Shillninja is still shilled up the ass and is even getting a meta defining mega on top of it. What reparations or recovery has Typhlosion been allowed?
Anonymous No.58098803 >>58103853
>>58098784
>Snorlax, Tauros
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO immune to downfalls
>Tyranitar
Still in the top 20% in terms of strongest pokemon in the franchise and still a respected pseudo
Anonymous No.58098825
>>58097840 (OP)
he got even better!
I love rape
Anonymous No.58098843 >>58104473
>>58098257
Greninja is still shilled to hell and back
Anonymous No.58098969
>>58097840 (OP)
This implies Typhlosion had grace to begin with.
Anonymous No.58098972
>>58097840 (OP)
That éclair pedo badger was always in CHARIZARD's shadow.
Anonymous No.58099122 >>58099138 >>58099288 >>58103530 >>58104330
>get to stay pure while gate cuck send up being forced to use this to make their favorite shitmon viable
feel good not being "loved" by GF lol
Anonymous No.58099125
Cordie thread
Anonymous No.58099138 >>58099357
>>58099122
this rocks
Mega Eclair would have fiery cream coming out of its ass
Anonymous No.58099281
I want to bash typedo's skull in with a stealth rock pebble.
Anonymous No.58099286
>>58097840 (OP)
Did Cynthia have the biggest fall from grace or what
Anonymous No.58099288 >>58099329
>>58099122
They won't feminize Feraligator like Typhlosion.
Anonymous No.58099298
I want to give typhlosionnocent a helmet to protect its skull from stealth rock pebbles
Anonymous No.58099302 >>58099326 >>58100896
>>58097840 (OP)
I haven't been on /vp/ since 2010. What happened to Typhlosion?
Anonymous No.58099326 >>58099387 >>58100896 >>58100984 >>58101068
>>58099302
>hacker stole a terabyte of info from game freak
>in it were very rough scrapped drafts for fairy tales
>one featured a typhlosion in a beauty and beast like story with but Gaston kills the beast and belle got shunned and turned into a beast and gave birth to a beast baby
>Pokémon fans intentionally misinterpret it and twist it into a pedo rape pasta to run typhlosion reputation to artificially prop up whatever shitmon they like. They launch a hate campaign against the entire Typhlosion species, that got so bad it went viral

TLDR Typhlosion is Wayne
Anonymous No.58099329 >>58101029
>>58099288
>feminize
it's called "Bishounen" uncultured swine
Anonymous No.58099357
>>58099138
>Gaytfag obsessed with cream coming out of asses
ok then...
Anonymous No.58099382 >>58099387 >>58099499 >>58101096 >>58103252 >>58103787
>it’s been a year you’re still laughing right please it’s so funny I’m so alone
Anonymous No.58099387 >>58099393 >>58099404
>>58099382
>>58099326
Cope
Anonymous No.58099393
>>58099387
Compelling argument
Anonymous No.58099403 >>58099436 >>58099483
Women love typhlosion even more after the leaks
Anonymous No.58099404 >>58099421
>>58099387
arrest
Anonymous No.58099421 >>58100796
>>58099404
*braks handcuffs* arrest denied
Anonymous No.58099436 >>58099443 >>58099469
>>58099403
This
>>58098062
Ivysaur, at least the Typhlosion joke is organic even if it's overstayed its welcome (at least it's not Vaporeon level yet). Shitposting in threads constantly because one mildly annoying tripfag is posting slightly shitily is borderline unhinged behavior, if it was one guy instead of a cabal of Discord kiddies they'd be on the level of that guy who really likes Cynthia posting the worst porn possible or Yawnfag, but doesn't reach PL or Bui levels of commitment (and PL was entirely manual which even though he was only half serious that's way too much fucking effort).
Anonymous No.58099443 >>58099466 >>58099477 >>58100024 >>58107165
>>58099436
He literally has two threads up right now from constant bumping spanning nearly a month
You can say he’s doing it to “own the trolls” but it’s still annoying
Anonymous No.58099466
>>58099443
Sound like Ivyshart is not only a nigger but a narcissist too.
A narcissistic nigger.
Anonymous No.58099469 >>58099477 >>58101047 >>58107165
>>58099436
How do you get a whole discord cabal after you lmao
Anonymous No.58099477 >>58099487 >>58100739
>>58099443
If the worst he's done is two self contained threads that are mostly normal, that's insanely mild by weird board autist standards. Yawnfag makes at least that many a day. God forbid whatever the vorefag is doing. Hell, the single guy complaining about coomer threads constantly but being suspiciously absent in the recent Female Pokephile thread (and possibly the threads for people who like men I haven't visited them personally) is more annoying. At the very least, it doesn't fucking justify the absolutely insane hatebase that makes the extremely mild threads completely unusable. Just call him a fag and move on.
>>58099469
I'm genuinely fucking baffled, but I assume it has something to do with daring to be a Tripfag in this day and age, or trying to force a new lolcow when all of them are way more unhinged than their target.
Anonymous No.58099483 >>58099568
>>58099403
>"women"
it's men
Anonymous No.58099487 >>58099544
>>58099477
>guy who complains about coomer threads
Is that the guy that people call “filter schizo?” I think I see him arguing with the marniefags a lot
Anonymous No.58099499
>>58099382
Put on a trip already
Anonymous No.58099524
>>58097840 (OP)
I wish I could be in his place
Anonymous No.58099544
>>58099487
There might be two, one does complain about evading his filters like they're targeting him specifically which I was actually thinking today was borderline paranoid schizophrenic behavior. The backseat modding is also rather annoying, just report and move on. I've occasionally spoken with somebody much more reasonable, there has been a spike in coomer threads, but that's genuinely way lower priority than most of the other problems this board has even if the solution is probably relatively simple.
Anonymous No.58099568 >>58103502
>>58099483
Anon, your just going to have to accept that that women exist, some are fans of Pokémon, and some of them are visit this shithole.
Anonymous No.58099935
hes innocent, the typho was a husian variant
Anonymous No.58100024 >>58107165
>>58099443
He absolutely turns it off to shitpost but keeps the same writing
Anonymous No.58100738
Anonymous No.58100739
>>58099477
>Hell, the single guy complaining about coomer threads constantly but being suspiciously absent in the recent Female Pokephile thread
because deep down he wants to be in those threads but can't admit it either due to some deeper lying issues or the people he hangs around with possibly looking over his shoulder and seeing that he's in a lewd thread about lolis
Anonymous No.58100796
>>58099421
*beats you to death for resisting arrest*
Anonymous No.58100853
>>58097840 (OP)
I feel like Typhlosion would be one of the best pokemon to cuddle with (not in a weird way)

Decently big, soft fur and also pleasant warmth due to being fire type. It's pretty much a bed
Anonymous No.58100896 >>58100912 >>58103305 >>58107408
>>58099302
>>58099326
This, except if the Beast fed melatonin gummies to Belle every time she thought about leaving, also the film really went out of its way to assert that Belle is not a young woman, she's an unusually mature for her age girl.

Still, the funny thing is that Typhlosion fell from grace, while Slaking featured in revenge rape snuff and is fine.
I like the guy who fucked the Lapras/Octilery on his way to work every single day.
Anonymous No.58100912 >>58100941 >>58100944 >>58106071
>>58100896
the funnier thing is the exact same story was done with Piloswine and Ursaring, word for word, who also got new stuff in Sinnoh/Hisui respectively (Mamoswine and Ursaluna) but nobody gave a fuck cause they aren't starters
people who still bring up the typhlosion story are the biggest definitions of forced meme
Anonymous No.58100941 >>58100979
>>58100912
The ursaring in the story was female actually and we all know woman's physically can't be pedo so that's why we let it slide
Anonymous No.58100944 >>58100979
>>58100912
>Ursaring
ursaring had a different story (some stupid shit about a Ursaring marrying a man and hunting male Ursaring). slaking is the one who had the same exact story as typhlosion (yes Slaking had two fucking rape stories and got away with it)
> nobody gave a fuck cause they aren't starters
Not like normies ever have a shit about Typhlosion either, they just hate it the most.

Any other company would have blacklisted the writer and publicly flogged the hacker. But game freak is lazy pussies
Anonymous No.58100947 >>58100963
>>58097840 (OP)
I can masturbate to Jynx even if she's black or purple. My recent one knows ice punch, psycho cut, thief and brick break.
Anonymous No.58100963
>>58100947
everybody love typhlosion at some point so there was a fall
nobody has ever care about jynx tho outside of attention seeking fags pretending they've ever use it unironically
Anonymous No.58100979 >>58101132
>>58100941
>>58100944
Ursaring had all three stories.
>Not like normies ever have a shit about Typhlosion either
I'm begging you, please go outside of /vp/ for once in your life.
Anonymous No.58100984 >>58100997 >>58101024
>>58097840 (OP)
>>58099326
This is just wrong. Read the actual Epstein file on Typhlosion (pic related). The charges:

>soliciting sex from a minor
>forced intoxication
>criminal usage of false identity / impersonation
>rape
>pedophilia
>blackmail / harrassment
>kidnap followed by illegal captivity
>threaten of violence
>attempted murder

Typhlosion makes Epstein look like a saint. It was a Pokémon who kidnapped a kid, drugged her and raped her in his cave for a year, then had her give birth to a Cyndaquil only for him to try and kill her father (after terrorizing and threatening her, of course). But luckily, the man used 2nd-Ammendment on the pedophile starter and it was super effective.

Typhlosion would get the death penalty even in the most lenient US state. It was not only perverted, it was an act so evil that even if it is just slander, GameFreak would not risk having this rape badger in any future titles when more child-friendly fire starters are available.
Anonymous No.58100994
Someone need to animate this canon event
Anonymous No.58100997 >>58101014
>>58100984
> Typhlosion would get the death penalty even in the most lenient US state
yeah just like ghislaine maxwell amarite
Anonymous No.58101014
>>58100997
She was a human trafficker and still landed life in prison. Typhlosion's crime is not trafficking people, it is just rape / kidnap and attempted murder with a lot of aggrevated circumstances (minor, usage of drugs, employment of false identity, impregnation, the list goes on).

Typhlosion would easily make it to the electric chair of the hall of fame. You cannot have children choosing as the starter a Pokémon that is known for intoxication followed by rape and threat of violence.

It is just really fucked up.
Anonymous No.58101024 >>58101039 >>58101043
>>58100984
>kidnapping 1 girl for yourself is worse than kidnapping an entire island worth of girls to sell to all your rich friends
OK
Anonymous No.58101025
Someone need to animate the writer of this non canon libel getting raped to death
Anonymous No.58101028
>>58097840 (OP)
Typhlosion was never good.
Anonymous No.58101029 >>58101046 >>58103288
>>58099329
>sissy faggotry :/
>sissy faggotry (japan) :O
Anonymous No.58101035 >>58101054 >>58101059 >>58103561 >>58104330
>>58097840 (OP)
I did a Typhlosion playthrough on virtual console silver version as a middle finger to the people who hate the pokemon.
Anonymous No.58101039
>>58101024
Typhlosion got more hate than ghislaine and every person on the Epstein list combined so in pokecunts eyes, yes. Pokecunts are literally that evil
Anonymous No.58101043 >>58101065 >>58101086
>>58101024
She did not rape all of them, she did some creepy things with a handful of them (like Epstein). But mostly, she was trafficking. The rapists need to answer for rape, she needs to answer for human trafficking (not convicted on the sexual charges because there was no evidence / prescribed crimes).
Anonymous No.58101044
>Typhlosion fan want someone to get raped
Just
Anonymous No.58101046
>>58101029
Japan invented it though
Anonymous No.58101047
>>58099469
Ivyfag aknowledges and argues with his trolls and that validates them. If he starts ignoring them and just posts frogs I think they would get bored.
Anonymous No.58101053
>Typhlosion fan wants justice
Based
Anonymous No.58101054 >>58103389
>>58101035
>i spent 40+ hours grinding up a bad team to beat a <10 hour baby game
wow you sure showed us lol
Anonymous No.58101059
>>58101035
Lugia is his ghislaine maxwell
Anonymous No.58101065
>>58101043
Typhlosion didn’t get due process, why should she?
Anonymous No.58101068
>>58099326
Typhlosion is NOT beating the allegations
Anonymous No.58101084 >>58101096 >>58101098 >>58101474
Anonymous No.58101086
>>58101043
She's a woman. She must be punished for this.
Anonymous No.58101096
>>58101084
Unbothered Enjoyer
>>58099382
Buck Broken Fan
Anonymous No.58101098
>>58101084
Based and cunnypilled.
Anonymous No.58101131
>>58097840 (OP)
A bunch of kids freaking out over pornographic fanfiction from 20 years ago isn't a "fall from grace"
Anonymous No.58101132 >>58101145 >>58101217
>>58100979
Considering the majority reaction was to blame typhlosion rather than writer, it calls typhlosion’s popularity into question
If what happened to typhlosion had happened to any remotely popular Pokemon, Game Freak would have gotten bombed like they animation studio in Kyoto
Anonymous No.58101145 >>58101153
>>58101132
Maybe nobody actually likes the Eclair or Typhaggots except Typhaggots themselves
Anonymous No.58101153
>>58101145
Eclair sounds more like a cutesy nickname than an insult.
Anonymous No.58101189
>>58097840 (OP)
Nothing wrong in wanting a sexy hebe wife
Anonymous No.58101217 >>58101515
>>58101132
What did the writer do wrong again? And would a western typhlosion fan really bother to travel to japan to do it for a meme?
From what I can tell japanese fans didn't give a shit and the Typhlosion line is quite popular there.
Anonymous No.58101474
>>58101084
Canon
Anonymous No.58101515
>>58101217
Technically the real bad guys are the hacker, the people spreading the stolen leaks, and the cancel campaign. But the writer’s stupidity enabled it (can’t leak something that doesn’t exist)
Anonymous No.58102276 >>58102547
>58101096
>she still samefagging
Keekalo
Anonymous No.58102547
>>58102276
Why so mad bro, lighten up
Anonymous No.58103252 >>58103434
>>58099382
>typhlosionfags
>rounding the age up
yeah that checks out
Anonymous No.58103288 >>58103417
>>58101029
>sissy faggotry
Bishonens get more women in one day then you ever will in your whole life
Anonymous No.58103298 >>58103326 >>58103347
>>58097852
No one hates the badger.
You have to remember him to hate him and no one cares enough for that.

Thyplosion is ass because the few "fans" it has always try to use it in tiers were it has no business being in.
Accepting thyplosion sucks ass is loving thyplosion, trying to make it work with the big boys only hurts thyplosion and people that actually love thyplosion.
Anonymous No.58103305
>>58100896
>I like the guy who fucked the Lapras/Octilery on his way to work every single day.
I find it funny that the Lapras and octillery kept coming back for more
Anonymous No.58103326 >>58108129
>>58103298
> because the few "fans" it has always try to use it in tiers were it has no business being in.
It’s the opposite. At least for gens 6 and 7 it was genuinely good enough to be banned from teirs, people were just using it in the only tiers it’s allowed
> Accepting thyplosion sucks ass is loving thyplosion
Or game freak could fire the nonce who wrote that rape smut and just buff typhlosion,
Anonymous No.58103347 >>58103392
>>58103298
>No one hates the badger
I do
Anonymous No.58103389 >>58103397
>>58101054
>doesn’t allow his opinion on something he loves to be poisoned by libel from subhumans
>doesn’t run away from Pokémon like a little bitch since that would be letting the unfunny subhumans win,
>doesn’t lash out in violence at Game Freak’s pant-shittingly retarded staff or the godawful Pokémon fandom (despite both groups practically begging for it especially this latter) because he knows his own life has value and doesn’t want to throw it away by rotting in prison
>decides to enjoy the Pokémon he likes on his own terms
Not sure what he showed you. But he should me that he’s based
Anonymous No.58103392 >>58103397 >>58103714
>>58103347
No one who matters hates the badger
Anonymous No.58103397
>>58103392
>>58103389
This kills the shartcord
Anonymous No.58103409
>>58098260
>>58098779
You wish.
Anonymous No.58103417
>>58103288
its a drawing vro
Anonymous No.58103434
>>58103252
good one
Anonymous No.58103502 >>58103522
>>58099568
>some of them are visit this shithole.
No, they don't, troon freak.

Female "fans of pokemon" buy one game and 8 years later still have not even made it halfway through the campaign. That is what female "fans of pokemon" are actually like. I would know. You would not know.
Anonymous No.58103516
>>58097843
It's a big fire hedgehog.
Anonymous No.58103522
>>58103502
Cope. Acerola is a real girl
Anonymous No.58103523
>>58097852
Kys typhloshit fag!
Anonymous No.58103526
>>58098791
Greninja looks awesome what does that goofy looking pokemon have? Have you seen it without it's fire on its back? If you wanna ask me it destroyed the whole evolution of Cyndaquil and Quilava...sad
Anonymous No.58103530
>>58099122
Looks better than scatphlosion
Anonymous No.58103561 >>58103715
>>58101035
Reeeee nobody likes my ugly shitmon
Anonymous No.58103714
>>58103392
>No one who matters hates the badger
I do
Anonymous No.58103715 >>58104330
>>58103561
Huh? I don't see feraligayturd in the picture.
Anonymous No.58103773 >>58103881 >>58103929 >>58103939 >>58104282
>Slaking is also a pedo rapist, yet people seem to love him even more after the gigaleak happened
IDGI
Anonymous No.58103787 >>58103828
>>58099382
The main thing I am still amused by is how this shit actualy got out into the wild in first place, imagine using your corporate e-mail to access shady porn websites during work time and getting tricked by a fake download button in any year after 2019…
Anonymous No.58103828
>>58103787
Qrd? I know about the leak but didn’t know anything about a guy using his work email
Anonymous No.58103853
>>58098803
>KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO immune to downfalls

Jynx says otherwise
Anonymous No.58103881
>>58103773
That says more about Slaking fans.
Anonymous No.58103929 >>58104460
>>58103773
typedo fans:
>NOOOOO YOU CANT CALL BADGERZARD A PEDO ITS LE NOT CANON NOT CANON NOT CANON REEEE
slaking fans:
>slaking is a canonical rapist? lmao
that's really all there is to it
Anonymous No.58103939 >>58104282
>>58103773
Its because he was only taking revenge on that evil bitch
Anonymous No.58104282 >>58106054
>>58103773
Because no one started a world world hate clamping against Slaking
>>58103939
Slaking and Piloswine (and apparently Ursaring it seems) have the exact same story. Gen alpha just hates Typhlosion the most so it’s the one that got canceled
Anonymous No.58104330 >>58104342 >>58104352 >>58108004
>>58099122
>>58101035
>>58103715
This is why nobody likes typedos. You've spent decades being self-righteous douchebags to everyone with a superiority complex just because you picked a wingless charizard badger to not feel insecure about your micro dick. And once you fags got your long awaited karma when tardphloshit had it's humiliation ritual with the story leaks you begin to play victim when everyone who had enough of your decades long insufferable nonsense wanking laughs at you. Meganiumfags look down upon on you, practically every starterfag on the internet sees you and typhlosion as the butt of a horrible joke. You're a pissbaby loser through and through.
Alas, the mighty, watery jaws of CHADligatr will be the last thing that pedo badger sees before he has his skull brutally crushed in and soon has his flesh torn from his degenerate body. May god have mercy on his wretched soul.
Anonymous No.58104342
>>58104330
Well spoken.
Anonymous No.58104352
>>58104330
Typhlosionsisters....my amorphous obese body is collapsing as we speak....
Anonymous No.58104460
>>58103929
Based Kingchads
Anonymous No.58104473 >>58104494 >>58104508 >>58104931
>>58098843
This place always say Greninja and Cinderace are failed shillmons, but it looks like they're still promoted a lot.
Anonymous No.58104494
>>58104473
this but with zoroark
Anonymous No.58104508
>>58104473
/vp/ is wrong about everything
Anonymous No.58104931
>>58104473
no, you don't get it. People aren't praising them 24/7 therefore that means they were just fadmons
Anonymous No.58105234 >>58105367
>>58097840 (OP)
Porygon has not been forgiven
Anonymous No.58105334
>>58098055
>typedo
Anonymous No.58105342
I mean, can you blame him?
A young fertile woman alone in the forest, can you really say you wouldn't act like a Typhlosion too?
Anonymous No.58105367
>>58105234
I will never forgive Porygon or Typhlosion, can't forgive someone if they didn't do anything wrong in the first place.
Anonymous No.58106044
>>58097840 (OP)
>grace
It had none to begin with lmao. Typhlosion was always the contrarians’ choice; the inferior Charizard designed by a Gamefreak filling a quota rather than working on a passion project, clung to by younger millennials who missed out on the initial wave of pokemania. Being outed as a pedo and a rapist is a fitting end for it.
Anonymous No.58106054 >>58106579
>>58104282
Slaking has a different story, where it takes revenge out in a woman who butchered and murdered its kind.
Anonymous No.58106071
>>58100912
wait userang fucking got one as well?
for fuck sakes i hope whoever wrote this shit has been long fired from gamefreak
Anonymous No.58106163 >>58107185
>>58097840 (OP)
>grace
Yes, it had all of the grace in the world to begin with. Typhlosion was always the people’s choice; the better Charizard designed by people at Gamefreak working on a passion project rather than an artificially propped-up empty marketing tool. Beloved by younger millennials who's determination and love of the franchise kept Pokémon alive past the initial wave of pokemania. Being falsely accused of rape and pedophilia is a cruel and unusual end for it.
Anonymous No.58106563
>>58097840 (OP)
Take your meds.
Anonymous No.58106579
>>58106054
Slaking is also on a draft of the "Typhlosion" story, it think it was the even the first draft, with Typhlosion being second the Piloswine being the final one. The AI dumbass only translated the Typhlosion one because Typhlosion was the one he/she/it hated most and wanted to suffer.
RealIvy !7EzirkyQuo No.58107165 >>58107180 >>58107183
>>58099443
the bumping isn't by me
if If it was me, the mods would have banned me for spamming, but since they are are still not 404, their friends are the ones doing it.
>>58099469
just call out all the furfag/pedo coom spammers and you get all the faggots on the two websites hating you.
>>58100024
good thing nobody believes your new fanfic
Anonymous No.58107180 >>58107183
>>58107165
>>haters so obsessed with you they keep your threads bumped around the clock
Maybe the only positive thing from the party lmao
RealIvy !7EzirkyQuo No.58107183
>>58107165
>>58107180
yeah
also look at how they removed my thread here https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/58025563/#58025563
even though it didn't break any rules.
they only keep them alive when they want to spam and troll for days
Anonymous No.58107185 >>58107201
>>58106163
>Being falsely accused of rape and pedophilia is a cruel and unusual end for it.
well then maybe he shouldn't have raped a child in his cave did you ever think about that
RealIvy !7EzirkyQuo No.58107190 >>58107192 >>58107201 >>58107203
>>58097840 (OP)
>People when Hypno's lore is made about kidnapping and abusing children: :|
>People when Gamefreak got caught writing pedo-zoo stories in their servers: *dude let's hate Typhlosion now XDDD*
Anonymous No.58107192 >>58107193
>>58107190
>ivycuck is a typedo
imagine my shock
RealIvy !7EzirkyQuo No.58107193 >>58107243
>>58107192
Typhlo is a fictional monster and that story is not canon.
your hate should go against the pedophiles at Gamefreak writing this and other pokemon rape stories
Anonymous No.58107201 >>58107205 >>58107213
>>58107185
He didn’t rape anyone you stupid nonce. Stop projecting
>>58107190
>ivychad is a typhlosionnocent truther
Based
Anonymous No.58107203
>>58107190
Its not like people ever loved hypno
Anonymous No.58107205 >>58107212
>>58107201
>THE RAPIST ISNT A RAPIST YOU ARE
Anonymous No.58107212 >>58107228
>>58107205
>The fictional species that has never raped anyone in any officially released media isn’t a rapist, the idiot using it as a scapegoat for rape is
Correct
RealIvy !7EzirkyQuo No.58107213
>>58107201
I will always defend my favorite fire starter
Anonymous No.58107228 >>58107235
>>58107212
>has to specify officially released
the Epstein files are also not officially released
Anonymous No.58107235
>>58107228
>retard-kun doesn’t know the difference between real rape and a scrapped myth
Anonymous No.58107243 >>58107267 >>58107273 >>58107274
>>58107193
I know you're a little retarded so I'll try to explain this to you in simple terms.
The vast majority of us already hated Typhlosion, and especially its fans.
Almost none of us care about the scrapped lore document in any capacity beyond the fact that it's an extremely effective tool for making Typhloshitters mad.
There's a reason no one targets Slakingfags, and that's that they're mature enough to not give a shit. Typhlosionfags are so hilariously easy to troll that I can literally give away the whole method here, outright telling them "hey, we don't actually think this, we're just doing this to get a rise out of you" and absolutely nothing will change.
As long as they continue to seethe about it, it will continue to be funny. That's literally all there is to it.
The ZA starter selection certainly helped, kek
Anonymous No.58107246
>>58097840 (OP)
RealIvy !7EzirkyQuo No.58107267
>>58107243
>we are just trolling bro
ok
Anonymous No.58107273
>>58107243
Typhlosion is awesome though
Anonymous No.58107274 >>58107281 >>58107397 >>58108108
>>58107243
I just call Meganium fans fags and that has worked without a leak or an essay to explain why you're retarded. Furthermore, Typhlosion is reasonably popular, I'd argue most people hate it less than Meganium and it's only fairly recently that Feraligatr has gotten a lot more popular. So no the vast majority of people don't hate Typhlosion, and continuing to run the joke in to the ground will not only not help your case, it will probably make more people like it out of spite. This isn't like the Vaporeon copypasta or other Pokemon with copious amount of porn that make people genuinely like it less, it's like Yawnfag making people hate Kalos more just by existing.
Anonymous No.58107281 >>58107292
>>58107274
Meganium isnt my favorite but I remember immediately feeling like, "yes this is another pokemon" when I saw a picture of it on some old ass pokemon card site that had pictures of the gen 2 pokemon in Japanese. I mean the design completely made me accept it as a pokemon which they lost by Gen 3 with shit like gardevoir.
Anonymous No.58107290
>>58097840 (OP)
I never picked cyndaqueer or typhlosion.
Anonymous No.58107292
>>58107281
>old ass pokemon card site
Holy shit I remembered the name, it was pojo.com
Anonymous No.58107338 >>58108367
Don’t necro bump retard
Anonymous No.58107397
>>58107274
>meganium out of nowhere
Anonymous No.58107399 >>58107402
>implying the biggest pusher of the meme isn’t the meganiumfag who kept spamming his get post
Anonymous No.58107402
>>58107399
when was the last time that get was even posted
Anonymous No.58107408 >>58107417
>>58100896
>she's an unusually mature for her age girl
typical pedo talk
>she maybe 14 your Honor but she's totally mature for he age! i swear!
Anonymous No.58107416
>>58097840 (OP)
the new typhlosion got the covid vaccine
Anonymous No.58107417
>>58107408
I can't stand people who say people are "mature for their age".
Anonymous No.58107435 >>58107440 >>58107464
>>58097840 (OP)
Why am I not surprised that the stories were originally leaked on /vp/ and now /vp/ is the only place that still remembers them. Rest of the internet forgot about them within a month.
Anonymous No.58107440
>>58107435
It’s the same four Shartcord faggots pushing a meme
Even plebbit moved on faster than this place
Anonymous No.58107464 >>58107517
>>58107435
Wrong. You just don't interact with the Pokemon community outside of here
Anonymous No.58107517 >>58107701
>>58107464
True, I don't frequent the coomer communities.
Anonymous No.58107701
>>58107517
>implying /vp/ isn't a coomer community
Anonymous No.58108004 >>58108010 >>58108759
>>58104330
>Meganiumfags look down upon on you
Defending the zoomertroons' favourite starter completely unprompted tells me everything I need to know about you, obvious underaged Shartynigger...
Anonymous No.58108010 >>58108086
>>58108004
>the zoomertroons' favourite starter
that's typhlosion though
Anonymous No.58108086 >>58108104 >>58108529
>>58108010
>he hasn't heard people trying to use Chikorita to accuse people of being sexist
Anonymous No.58108104 >>58108142
>>58108086
Journalists aren't people retard, try again
Anonymous No.58108108 >>58108117
>>58107274
Is the Meganium in here with us right now?
Anonymous No.58108117
>>58108108
That one GET fucking shattered every last typedo's ego, huh
Anonymous No.58108129 >>58108136 >>58108400
>>58103326
Thyplosion managed to be borderline for once?
Well color me surprised, it was always dragged out of places were it was actually good into places were it just dropped dead and was beyond useless.

For once he was not ass, after 5 generations of being ass.
Anonymous No.58108136
>>58108129
"not ass" is a bit generous, this is still fanfic meta we're talking about. and even then i vividly remember typhlosion being broken in nu but really dogshit after being banned to ru back in gen 6 (i played a lot of showdown back then)
Anonymous No.58108142 >>58108148
>>58108104
It's classic terminally online zoomer behavior though. Taking random thing and using it to claim a moral high horse while never actually doing anything to fight the actual issues with the problems they claim to care about
Anonymous No.58108148
>>58108142
That's true, but you should remember that pretty much every Meganiumfag was clowning on them too
Anonymous No.58108361
To be honest, I might use it in my next playthrough because I feel bad for it.
Anonymous No.58108367
>>58107338
retard
Anonymous No.58108400 >>58108565
>>58108129
> Thyplosion managed to be borderline for once
Was BL multiple times
QRD
Gen 2-3: UUBL and stayed there
Gen 4: NU and great there with some solid use in tiers as high as UU
Gen 5: NU for a while but banned, rose up to RU and was decent there
Gen 6: completely destroyed NU, ended up BL, people tried it in RU and it rose but couldn’t adapt
Gen 7: completely destroyed PU, ended up BL, people tried it in NU and it rose but couldn’t adap
Gen 8: small indie company please understand
Gen 9: ZU but good there.

My understanding is its much more common for a Pokémon to already be BL before people try to use it were it sucks. The only instances I recall of a Pokémon being stuck in a teir it sucks in solely by shitters using it are Electivire, Jolteo, and Ambipom. There are probably more by its likely rare

For non-fanfic typhlosion performance e
Gen 2 Nintendo cup: Good
Gen 5-7: niche but has some fairly high placements
Gen 8: small indie company PLEASE UNDERSTAND
Gen 9: VERY sporadic use but its directly competing with its fake-out immune, dead cousin with more special attack and an extra STAB because it not marketable enough for a mega I guess
Anonymous No.58108529
>>58108086
Women and trannies grifting Pokémon don't count.
Anonymous No.58108565 >>58109181
>>58108400
My understanding of thyplosion sucking ass comes from gen4 and people spamming it in ou and uu.
In gen3 it wasn't great at UU yet people always brought it to OU at the start of the generation.

Thyplosion always goes down the problem is that it takes a lot of time to drop simply because people are always convinced it will be good in a higher tier, when it finally drops it's either mediocre or bad but people keep using it preventing it from dropping further until it finally drops to a tier it breaks.

I'm glad it isn't untiered, that would be the ultimate insult to it.
Anonymous No.58108759
>>58108004
Kek
Anonymous No.58108960
pedophlosion lmao
Anonymous No.58109181
>>58108565
Pokémon alway start in OU when a gen begins, and the older policy was that Pokemon could only drop one tier at a time and at the end of the month. The issue of Pokemon being trapped where they don’t belong is more noticeable in later gens since with so many tiers it takes a while for pokemon to fall to where they should be. I think only gen 8 onward as allowed Pokémon to drop multiple tiers at once
> I'm glad it isn't untiered, that would be the ultimate insult
Funny thing is ZU used to be considered untiered, but in Gen 9 so many Pokémon ended up there, even the precious coddled darlings like Charizarderino, that they had to make ZU a real playable tier
Also my as well post this
Anonymous No.58109996
>>58097840 (OP)
>NOT ALL TYPH...ACK!!!