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Anonymous No.58104431 >>58104520 >>58104538 >>58104555 >>58104795 >>58104934
>tfw Trainer tells me to use Minimize on them and then use Heavy Slam on them
Anonymous No.58104444 >>58104486 >>58104496
Does your gooner squad have enough IQ to pick up on this one? Personally, I think it's a little too vague without the picrel factor. Best of luck anon
Anonymous No.58104451 >>58104486
minimize is only self-target
Anonymous No.58104486 >>58104545 >>58104934
>>58104451
The trainer is dumb
>>58104444
your dumb
Anonymous No.58104496
>>58104444
kek + fpbp + beautiful quads
Anonymous No.58104520
>>58104431 (OP)
>Minun Heavy Slams his dick on top of his trainer
>it only gets bigger as the trainer struggles to escape it
Anonymous No.58104538
>>58104431 (OP)
>using minimize on another pokemon
>minun knowing heavy slam
OP you’re a retard
Anonymous No.58104543
that doesn't make any sense
Anonymous No.58104545
>>58104486
*you're
Your - possessive
You're - contraction of "you are"
Anonymous No.58104555 >>58104927
>>58104431 (OP)
>fetish porn viewers try to use game logic properly (impossible) as a means to make their "thinly veiled" size fetish thread
just say the trainer dynamaxed his minun and attach the appropriate image to your op so you don't get completely ridiculed as a result, at the fucking least do the bare minimum research without thinking with your dick, that way you can get at least a functioning pokephilia macro fetish thread instead of getting tripped up by people who've actually played or did play the games.
Anonymous No.58104570 >>58104588
>makes a thread to try and lure in his fellow coombrained fetishists
>keeps getting BTFO'd instead
You know what, /vp/? Sometimes, you're alright.
Anonymous No.58104588
>>58104570
I'm also a fetish-semenbrain but this guy's a retard through and through, it's the bare fucking minimum to understand how this game or its moves work which he can't even be asked to know of how they work.
he should just fuck off to /v/ because nobody there actually plays video games, secondary city is what it is with these new-wave "TDM" mongoloids who again don't play video games at all.
even the fucking uber autistic /trash/-tier greentexting sizefag pokegirl threads know how the games work to a degree and that's compromised by people who'll request chat-gpt generated responses like crack addicts whenever a drawfag asks for requests.

shit thread.
Anonymous No.58104605
this thread is seriously fucking me up in the head
Anonymous No.58104795
>>58104431 (OP)
>doesn't learn either move
>minimize is self target

bruh
like it could have worked with tinkaton cause at least that fat fuck can learn heavy slam (no mon can learn both minimize and heavy slam)
Anonymous No.58104927
>>58104555
I was wondering what the fuck was wrong. My mind defaulted to it using minimize on itself because that's how it works. Guess it's just some secondary who saw all the "My Metapod used Harden and Stringshot" memes and decided to try to force one
Anonymous No.58104934 >>58104950
>>58104431 (OP)
>>58104486
Why is he so cunty?
Anonymous No.58104950
>>58104934
because he's negative
Anonymous No.58104958 >>58105080
>Lopunny use bounce!
Anonymous No.58105080
>>58104958
Janny used Delete!
It was Super effective!
Cobson fainted and will never be a gem!