Thread 58107580

Why do we never see humans eating pokemon?

>>58107580 (OP)
Dont they literally have klawf, kingler and slowpoke dishes in game

>>58107580 (OP)
I would love some fried sea food rn

>>58107610
But do they have a seaking dish?

Not everything needs to be shown. Why don't we ever see characters shitting or Team Rocket killing people/pokémon?

*eats vaporeon's ass out*

>>58107580 (OP)
Because it's a fucking children's game rated for 7 year olds you moron

>>58107771
>Why don't we ever see characters shitting
Because unlike Pokémon as food, it's not integral to the worldbuilding
>or Team Rocket killing people/pokémon?
Because it's rated E for Everyone

>>58107712
Seaking is a koi, japs don't eat that.

I mean, why don't we ever see a Houndour tearing the throat out of a small child?
Or a Skarmory cutting some guy's hand/head off with its razor-blade-like wings?
Or Dragonite's hyper beam disintegrating mooks on Lance's command?
Or Kyogre drowning entire coastal towns and cities?
Or Gardevoir attempting to seduce its trainer?
Or Zubat flying at mach 10 speed in a pitch-black cave into the head of a child that can't see shit, instantly killing both parties involved?
What about Snorlax rolling over as it sleeps, right on top off someone trying to wake it, instantly crippling and/or suffocating them?
How about Tyranitor literally causing a seismic event that levels a city?
Moltres melting the flesh off of everyone within 20 feet of it?
Mewtwo bodying everything and everyone in its field of vision?
Weedle impaling some random bug catching kid with its poison horn?
Beedrill double-penetrating some schoolgirl lass?
Your single, alcoholic mom beating your ass with a frying pan for even suggesting to go out into the wilds, in a world as dangerous as the world of Pokemon, at the tender age of 11?
The local professor molesting kids and giving them rare Pokemon to buy their silence/gaslight them into thinking it's all part of their "journey"?

There's a lot of questions I want answers to. Why don't people eat Pokemon is one of them, sure, but there are better questions to be asking.

>>58109414
>Or Zubat flying at mach 10 speed in a pitch-black cave into the head of a child that can't see shit, instantly killing both parties involved?

>>58109414
Pokemon Origins showed Squirtle biting Charmander non-fatally and even that was too traumatizing for many viewers

>>58109671
That scream was phenomenal, respect to the actor

>>58107580 (OP)
Because it goes against the toddler-friendly image of the brand, so you'll only see mentions or depictions of Pokemon as food in GameFreak's games, the one place that The Pokemon Company can't meddle in.