Thread 58109841

>"Our son that has always said "I will marry Sylveon!" ever since he could talk has finally realized that Sylveon is a male."
>that face on Sylveon
What did Sylveon mean by that look?

>>58109841 (OP)
He's embarrassed because the human boy didn't know they were both males.

>>58109841 (OP)
he wanted to molest him but won't anymore

Is gay sylveon marriage not legal?

>>58109901
Not until he's older, and even then it's still a grey area.

>>58109892
Wrong

>>58109841 (OP)
I need that phone case, lol.

There's nothing wrong with a male Sylveon. I wouldn't marry it because it's an animal, but I usually use male Pokémon. You ever see one of those giant dogs? I want a Sylveon like that. Big fluffy Sylveon. This is what my Sylveon would look like. I'd pet him so much that he'd become massive like Clifford the dog (But not that big, like normal, manageable big.).

>>58110214
Clifford the Dog*

my bad

There is nothing gay about kissing and snuggling with your male Sylveon

>>58110214
at that point get an arcanine

>>58110214
Your only option is getting an Alpha Eevee, and at that point you may as well get an Arcanine rather than find some overpriced Alpha Eevee breeder.

>>58110600
>>58110361
Fairy dog.... :(

>>58110270
This image was originally drawn by that one literally who fox furry that /trash/ supposedly loves (I don't use it, so if I'm wrong, I blame whoever told me that.). She ran a small QnA for her male Sylveon OC, and this specific drawing was in response to some users who were confused over his gender. There's your lore.

>>58109892
Not true

>>58110650
>>58110652
I often find this artist's fans really insufferable, but I learned about this like a month ago, and now I think about it whenever I see that edit. I guess she was making Pokémon art first, but started drawing generic furslop later.

>>58110270
>>58110650
What an extremely cursed image. At least you didn't post the extra cursed edit where he asks if you've ever sucked Pokemon dick before. Or the other edit where he asks if you've ever taken a knot before.

>>58110657
she drew druddigon porn so she was based

>>58111119
I did not know that

>>58110830
I don't think I've ever seen those. I've only seen the original one I posted and the edit >>58110270 has

>>58110650
>drawn by that one literally who fox furry that /trash/ supposedly loves
Fiddleafox? Holy shit I never noticed that but the art style does match

>>58109841 (OP)
It means Sylveon kept on playing into it and promising to marry the boy taking advantage of the fact the boy wasn't old enough to know what the differences between boys and girls were yet and now realizes he's been strung along by a homo.
He can now either reject him as an irregular before Arceus or punish that bussy and make the family Sylveon a part of his harem.

>>58111119
Source?

>>58111453
https://d.furaffinity.net/art/ghostierplume/1536246554/1536246537.ghostierplume_commission249_lowres.png
https://www.furaffinity.net/full/28590202/

>>58110650
What niche lore. You must be a Sylveon connoisseur.

>>58111449
>It means Sylveon kept on playing into it and promising to marry the boy
>boy keeps saying "we're gonna get married!"
>Sylveon is just happy to feel loved, hugs and affectionately nuzzles the boy back every time he says it
>Sylveon probably has no idea what marriage really means
My client is innocent.

>>58111488
Kinda gross

>>58111119
Who the hell gets off to Druddigon specifically?

>>58111560
>What niche lore. You must be a Sylveon connoisseur.
$429 on a hunk of fabric backs this up. And it's not even my favorite Pokémon. I have problems.

>>58112184
Sitting or laying down? Pics?

>>58112078
Me

>>58112415
It's the official one they put out in July, so I won't have photos until they ship it to me. It's laying down.


—that being said, I'm not beyond having a custom one made at some point, but I'd probably go with a shiny for that. I have too much money and not enough happiness right now.

>>58112474
I'm sorry you don't have enough happiness, anon. If it helps, I'm so broke I have like $15 in my bank account, and I'm also unhappy, but I'm glad you're winning in at least one out of the two categories. I hope you get a really cute matching shiny Sylveon plush.

>>58112499
Thank you for the kind words, truly. I hope you get more money soon, and that you can get whatever you need, happiness included.

>>58112664
You too c:

>>58110214
You could get an Arceus phone case instead, it looks cool irl.

>>58112950
If only they made this for Samsung

>>58112950
Fair. Would definitely be a pain to carry around in my pocket.

>>58114040
You could just carry it in a pcrossbody bag

>>58114040
Cargo pants bro

>>58115586
This >>58112950 looks bulky even for cargo pants.

>>58115595
If you're over 6ft tall it should be fine.

>>58110650
I know about the lore behind that image, but desu I prefer the edited version.

>>58109841 (OP)
That's bad parenting 101, and I feel bad for both the kid and Sylveon.

>>58110214
>I wouldn't marry it because it's an animal
disregarded and ignored.

>>58117850
>disregarded and ignored even though you replied instead of just hiding it

>>58109841 (OP)
OP didn't post the whole thing
>The Sylveon that was never too fond of my husband instantly warmed up to our newborn baby.
>It telling us immediately whenever there's a dirty diaper is a big help.

>>58118223
>Age 3
>My son left his green peppers uneaten. Dad tried to reason with him: "You know, even Sylveon says you should eat properly."
>But my son burst into tears and shouted: "Sylveon would never say something like that!!"
>Apparently, it was a misunderstanding.

>>58118233
>Age 5
>Our son that has always said "I will marry Sylveon-tan!" ever since he could talk has finally realized that Sylveon is a male.

>>58118240
>Age 7
>Sylveon didn't want our son to go to school, so it tried the trick of hiding his shoes, but he saw right through it.

>>58118246
Cute

>>58118246
That's it?

>>58118240
>male
ruined

>>58119044
Weird way to spell "redeemed"

>>58119044
It's not like it would be based if either of them was a female.

>>58120464
femoid spotted

>>58120558
I'm a dude...

>>58110650
fire dog is much better for hugging and petting
and you don't have to pay as much for heating, too
not to mention the transportation benefits from having a dog that's large enough to ride on and take you anywhere you need to go at 258+ miles per hour
and it'll protect you (and your family) from any bad guys that aren't just scared off by the thought of having to deal with a huge flaming tiger dog before they even consider doing anything bad
so what are you waiting for

also sylveon's a fox, not a dog

>>58121221
I don't care.


Dog. Fairy dog.

>>58121221
>and it'll protect you (and your family) from any bad guys that aren't just scared off by the thought of having to deal with a huge flaming tiger dog before they even consider doing anything bad
but what if the bad guys have a squirtle

>>58122684
>Arcanine used Wild Charge

>>58110650
If averiniggers ever find out fiddleafox drew this shit... gahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>>58115586
I had no idea those survived the 90s
I remember them being huge back then

>>58125849
You're... old...? I'm sharing this board with old people.? Ehhhh, kimoi ojii-san...

>>58125972
Fuck off, kid.

>>58124819
Who are these people

>>58126647
>>58125972
Are these "people" in the room with us right now?

>>58126949
I'm here too! Yes.

>>58126949
Obviously not, who is Averi and who is fiddleafox?

>>58127812
Fiddleafox is an artist whose "friend" leaked her private conversations with him to Twitter after getting into a fight, she said some really REALLY funny and based things like
>black people need to wear shock collars or else they'll fly into a murderous rage and rape your daughters (direct quote)
after she was exposed like that she left the internet for good and 4chan fell in love with the furry character she's most known for, Averi, and it became their self-proclaimed mascot for a short while and Twitter obviously went nuts. Jannies here also get extremely mad upon seeing her. She didn't even apologize she just explained what happened and left. This is honestly the first time I actually felt bad for someone and I'm the type of person to laugh at watching people get killed.

>>58127897
you only feel bad because she is white

>>58127912
she's latina

>>58127915
do you even have a pic of her? post it

>>58127958
No, why would I? I don't think she ever showed her face on the internet.

>>58127987
then what's your proof?

>>58128024
her saying so

>>58128047
in an easily editable discord post?

>>58128079
bro I don't fucking remember that was 5 years ago all I know is she said racist things and got cancelled. can't you research this shit yourself?

>>58127958
She says so in one of her Patreon posts

>>58121221
Based, Arcanine is a cutie

>>58124819
They should find out.

>>58121221
>>58121374
Sylveon is a rabbit.

>>58132519
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>58132519
Dog.

>>58133633
>>58133694
Dog rabbit. A Dagnabbit

>>58133694
It's a rabbit, look at the ears

>>58109841 (OP)
Sylveon forcing your son to make a heart for a picture!

>>58133694
I'm perfectly happy with the eevee line being somewhere between dog and cat and various other generic cute mammals. There's plenty of literal dogs and cats, it's alright if eevee isn't so clear-cut.

>>58136566
I'm confused. Was the boy making a rude gesture?

>>58109901
Gay marriage is not only illegal but they'll kill gays and send kids to conversion camps that use ghost and Psychic type to change thier mind.

>>58138535
What's funny is you could probably catch a Hypno and ask it to hypno the gay away.

>>58110650
She also drew this. Spoiler because jannies fucking confuse me on what's allowed, what isn't, and what should be spoiled. I've seen bare pokemon ass with defined buttcheeks without spoilers and outright porn under spoilers countless times, but somehow featureless nudity gets jannied.

>>58140196
I don't think that breaks the rules.

>>58140196
This makes me want to be an Umbreon.
I'm not a fag or furry, I just really want to feel wanted.

>>58141166
Do you want your legs spread open by Sylveon ribbons too?

>>58141208
Turning into Umbreon and taking it up the ass from Sylveon sounds like a small price for being loved. Plus Sylveon is cute. Cuteness makes all things right.

>>58124819
I am the founder of the Averinigger Collective, the Seed Spreader who launched the seed campaign post event; do you think this bothers me and my fellow Averiniggers? You are a naive fool, for I have known this about fiddleafox before spreading Averi like a plague.

You have no power here or over my people; do you yield or will you perish like a dog?

>>58141546
>>58124819

You see, little naive man, what you live in is a cave. You are entertained by shadows, lost in an illusion of the characters, actors and the audience of them. You believe this show to be truth, and based your subjective reality around, and believe you have knowledge or power.

Which is why I enjoy the laughter, for I am the one who casts the shadows, and made the audience; do you really think such a revelation bothers me? Hogwash, I was aware, and continue to be; the seed has already been spread, the virus released; you can't unfiddle the fox.

What are you going to do in that, with this great revolutionary eureka moment you have? Announce to a realm and world of people who already know what they already know? Are you going to attempt some sort of audience war based on this slowpoke reaction of yours? I am curious.

After all, you're the one who decided to take center stage, with your posture of what everyone in the audience already knew. So what's your next move? You're the star of the show, and we're eagerly awaiting your next move, silly naive little jester boy.

>>58141546
what pokemon is that

>>58141340
cute and girly
just say no homo

>>58141694
Braixen: Unovian

>>58141340
Would you take that same deal if you stayed a human?

>>58141546
Averi sexo.

>>58141340
I feel the same way, but if my friends knew that they'd never talk to me again.

>>58125972
You must be at least 30 years old to post on 4chan.

>>58141166
>I'm not a fag or furry
...
>>58141340
>Turning into Umbreon and taking it up the ass
Anon, I'm afraid I have bad news...

>>58141340
why umbreon

>>58111488
>use furarchiver to find more smut from her
>dat anatomically-correct Espeon × Glaceon rape pic
>she also made that one image of Alola9Tales schlicking in her I once posted here to BTFO Zozzle
Good to know I guess?
Also why did she nuked everything from Esix recently?

>>58142994
>You must be nasty ew yucky shmucky turbo gross-o to post on 4chan
Omgizzles true!!

>>58125972
Yeah, yeah... you will be too, someday. Of course, first your balls will have to drop.

>>58144943
Pokemon is a fandom for Generation Why.

>>58143040
I'm basically in the same boat, nothing wrong with that. I even imagine myself as the bottom in almost every gfur pic I fap to, but I still consider myself straight. I'm not even a furry because I don't have an OC.

>>58137418
Yes. Doing a thumbs up when someone tries to make a heart with you makes them look like a rejected cuck.

>>58109841 (OP)
I can't tell if this is a Sylveon thread or not.

>>58147996
Just wanna follow up this last page by saying I can't read Japanese, I just think this is cute.

>>58141166
>I'm not a fag or furry
But in due time you will be Anon, you will be…

>>58133694
fox

>>58147825
Oh, i didn't get that the sylveon was trying to do a heart shape, so that part of it flew over my head lol. Still don't really see it in the 2nd drawing tbdesu

>>58146315
Yeah, drop into your mouth cuz u gay af >:3

>>58136566
I forgot to post the rest.

>>58141208
He will.

He knows what you are

>>58149365
>is willing to put his balls into another guy's mouth
>calls me the gay one
Yeah, okay buddy.

>>58143732
designated bottom for sylveon

>>58111136
Found this on the phone I had 10 years ago.

>>58110214
>I need that phone case
I'm surprised it's not a real thing

>>58138535
>Solarpunk Utopia
>Authoritarian hellscape
Incompatible. Being gay is not only legal in Pokemon, there aren't a bunch of fake gays/transtrenders being annoying faggots. Everyone doesn't discriminate in the Pokemon world because they've realized it doesn't matter what color your skin is or who you fuck, because it's a utopia.

>>58110657
Oh god I recognize the goggles on that eevee.

>>58154874
So you think, until there's an evil organization that wants to ruin utopia, but there aren't any 10 year olds just starting their adventures around.

>finally get to read the whole image set translated
So the Sylveon was in fact a degenerate gaypedo groomer afterall?

>>58155593
>So you think, until there's an evil organization that wants to ruin utopia, but there aren't any 10 year olds just starting their adventures around.
There's always a 10 year old starting their adventure around. Aus wills it so.

>>58157115
Aus?

>>58158554
>He doesn't know

>>58152908
Geez, Sylveon needs to chill!

>>58158554
Shin'Oh

>>58149717
why does he look so smug

>>58149697
Haha, cute!

>>58133694
none of those are dogs
they are pokemon

Sylveons make me nervous. I’m distrusting of anything that loves me unconditionally.

>>58164169
Why? You're your Sylveon's whole world. Of course it loves you unconditionally. Probably any pokemon you catch does as well.

>>58164169
Sylveons make me shameful. I know that despite loving them I could never love so deeply and unconditionally as they. I and probably most of other peoples do not deserve them and it is probably for the best they do not exists on this Earth.

>Its ribbonlike feelers give off an aura that weakens hostility in its prey, causing them to let down their guard. Then it attacks.
>When this Pokémon sights its prey, it swirls its ribbonlike feelers as a distraction. A moment later, it pounces.

The Pokedex is clear. Do not trust this nefarious predator.

>>58166131
>get knotted by Sylveon
>he wraps you in ribbons while he's locked in you so you can't move at all
>pumps lovey-dovey fairy aura straight into your body directly through his knot, making contact with your prostate
>you can't nut unless Sylveon is with you anymore, or even get hard
Don't trust Sylveon!

>>58165918
If Pokémon were real and were always with us, they'd make everyone better people.

>>58149717
That's one small Sylveon.

>>58149717
>>58161469
>>58166561
>he

>>58166985
Can agree with that

>>58167117
all sylveons are male

>>58166561
Thanks sylveon for helping me keep my vital force intact!

>>58168430
You have pokerus. Or whatever toxoplasmosis is for Pokemon.

Give dragon dance

>>58167117
he's a cute little dragonslayer

>>58167106
why is that person sweating so much jeez

>>58170778
Post more

>>58141166
YWNBAP
captcha: P4ASS

Love the way you are

>>58173069
why don't you tell that to the larping umbreon fag?

>>58172957
more knight sylveon?

>>58170304
but... but... not a dragon?

>>58175563
m'lady

>>58170778
>>58173655
>>58173784
>>58175563
>ywn live in the Pokemon universe and have your son play with your Sylveon and pretend to slay your annoyed Garchomp
Why can't Pokemon be real...

>>58178908
Cutie

>>58110214
Sylveon isn't a dog...

>>58170778
He is!

I need some profesional med-sci explanation for this "I'm only gay for animals, not people" mindset you wierdos keep expressing in these threads.

>>58183157
human male face is gross on everyone except for me and my family, eevee body is nice and fluffy, and has a cute face

>>58190640
Looks to be straight out of a fairy tale!

Reminder all pokemon are female and meant for BHC. Male pokemon and ditto exist for the sole purpose of perpetuating the species so the females can continue to enjoy BHC.

...except Sylveon who is a cute femboy but still meant for BHC.

...meant for making BHC flop around erotically from Sylveon's thrusting into your ass, to be specific.

>>58183157
Some people with less than ideal experiences with other people often at a young age will gravitate to what gives them comfort or satisfaction. If human faces and bodies produce dread and animal shapes are associated positively, then this can be the result. I suspect it's why furry's exist, as it dehumanizes something enough to avoid that response to human shapes.
People are inherently social creatures, and barring misanthropic exceptions they will seek to fill that void somehow.

>>58194412
Fox(?) in a box

>>58194514
>fox
Well, yes! Maybe? I don't know...

>>58195122
cute and cozy!

>>58194514
I only see a rabbit.

>>58110650
i already knew this because i'm an og averi fan from her tumblr oc qa cringe days
i kinda miss that sort of thing honestly... i miss when more people did non-porn pokemon ocs

>>58133694
>Furfrou and Houndour
Obvious dogs
>Eevee/Sylveon
Possibly dogs, just like every other Eeveelution
>Absol
Since when is it considered a dog mon?

>>58192413
That borgor is too big! He's gonna choke! :(

Kill everyone in this thread

>>58201262
Pretty!

>>58140196
>what should be spoiled
Spoilers.

>>58201620
I like seeing Sylveon in pretty dresses or outfits

>>58200319
why not hot pink sunglasses

>>58203835
They don't look as cool.

>>58167527
As it should be

>>58181351
>no argument
Dog-sized. Looks like a dog to me. Would replace the dog-sized hole in my heart. Fairy dog.

>>58205187
It's got rabbit ears, cat face, and canid body shape. It's probably the best eveelution

>>58205187
>Dog-sized.
And speaking of which.
3 feet tall. That's a Great Dane size.

>>58203835
I think it'd be too much pink anyway. The black and blue in >>58200319 and >>58203969 makes Sylveon stand out as much as the eyewear.

>>58207995
>>58207691
>>58203969
>>58200319
Looks stylish

Me on the left.

>>58212472
This will NEVER be true

>>58212496
I will never respect inane self-identification bullshit, but Umbreanon is an exception. He's a real Umbreon to me!

Honest question. Is sapience really all it takes to make you want to fuck a dog?

>>58218064
Dogs are gross creatures, no one here actually wants to fuck them. Also, what does this have to do with Sylveon?

>>58218064
I don't know about you, but I find sapience pretty attractive.

>>58229125
cute outfit!

>>58229125
>>58230961

>>58109841 (OP)
This thread doesn't seem to be about this comic anymore...

>>58236121
I don't think there's much left to discuss about it.
There's plenty of cute Sylveon to post, though.

>>58237060
that's one big sylveon

>>58109841 (OP)
>"I will marry Sylveon"
Has anyone ever wanted to marry their dog as a kid? I'm not talking about dog-fuckers, but like just regular kids?

bump

>>58110270
>>58110650
>>58153575
>>58244480

>>58244976
Small kids usually don't know what marriage really means. I don't remember much of what I did when I was 5, but apparently I wanted to marry my mom. It wouldn't surprise me if I also wanted to do the same with my dog at some point.

>>58173594
>Umbreon
>Is covered in black fur
>Wears black clothing made for stealth anyway
>Doesn't cover the only small parts of his body that are not black and glow
Rolled a 1 on intelligence I see

>>58247836
Well, he looked cool, at least...

>>58118246
Maybe if it were female he would have stayed

Sylveons in poofy sissy dresses with lots of ribbons and frills

>>58173076
this is enough to make a grown man cry

>>58248532
all male

>>58118246
>pulling down his pants
uh-huh.

>>58254372
The last thing her prey ever sees

>>58254533
Stinkeon.

>>58254533
eeveelutions' stats have always been absurd to me. You're telling me this fag has 110 special attack?

>>58118223
what if some time the babby wanted milk and he started sucking on sylveon's thing, wouldn't that be funny lol...

sylveon wants to know if you like him

>>58255801
I-isn't that you evolved? How would he have evolved if I didn't like him?

>>58109841 (OP)
>"Heh, no way, fag."

Good thread. Thank you, Sylveonbros.