>"Our son that has always said "I will marry Sylveon!" ever since he could talk has finally realized that Sylveon is a male."
>that face on Sylveon
What did Sylveon mean by that look?

>>58109841 (OP)
He's embarrassed because the human boy didn't know they were both males.

>>58109841 (OP)
he wanted to molest him but won't anymore

Is gay sylveon marriage not legal?

>>58109901
Not until he's older, and even then it's still a grey area.

>>58109892
Wrong

>>58109841 (OP)
I need that phone case, lol.

There's nothing wrong with a male Sylveon. I wouldn't marry it because it's an animal, but I usually use male Pokémon. You ever see one of those giant dogs? I want a Sylveon like that. Big fluffy Sylveon. This is what my Sylveon would look like. I'd pet him so much that he'd become massive like Clifford the dog (But not that big, like normal, manageable big.).

>>58110214
Clifford the Dog*

my bad

There is nothing gay about kissing and snuggling with your male Sylveon

>>58109841 (OP)

>>58110214
at that point get an arcanine

>>58110214
Your only option is getting an Alpha Eevee, and at that point you may as well get an Arcanine rather than find some overpriced Alpha Eevee breeder.

>>58110600
>>58110361
Fairy dog.... :(

>>58110270
This image was originally drawn by that one literally who fox furry that /trash/ supposedly loves (I don't use it, so if I'm wrong, I blame whoever told me that.). She ran a small QnA for her male Sylveon OC, and this specific drawing was in response to some users who were confused over his gender. There's your lore.

>>58109892
Not true

>>58110650

>>58110650
>>58110652
I often find this artist's fans really insufferable, but I learned about this like a month ago, and now I think about it whenever I see that edit. I guess she was making Pokémon art first, but started drawing generic furslop later.

>>58110270
>>58110650
What an extremely cursed image. At least you didn't post the extra cursed edit where he asks if you've ever sucked Pokemon dick before. Or the other edit where he asks if you've ever taken a knot before.

>>58110657
she drew druddigon porn so she was based

>>58111119
I did not know that

>>58110830
I don't think I've ever seen those. I've only seen the original one I posted and the edit >>58110270 has

>>58110650
>drawn by that one literally who fox furry that /trash/ supposedly loves
Fiddleafox? Holy shit I never noticed that but the art style does match

>>58109841 (OP)
It means Sylveon kept on playing into it and promising to marry the boy taking advantage of the fact the boy wasn't old enough to know what the differences between boys and girls were yet and now realizes he's been strung along by a homo.
He can now either reject him as an irregular before Arceus or punish that bussy and make the family Sylveon a part of his harem.

>>58111119
Source?

>>58111453
https://d.furaffinity.net/art/ghostierplume/1536246554/1536246537.ghostierplume_commission249_lowres.png
https://www.furaffinity.net/full/28590202/

>>58110650
What niche lore. You must be a Sylveon connoisseur.

>>58111449
>It means Sylveon kept on playing into it and promising to marry the boy
>boy keeps saying "we're gonna get married!"
>Sylveon is just happy to feel loved, hugs and affectionately nuzzles the boy back every time he says it
>Sylveon probably has no idea what marriage really means
My client is innocent.

>>58111488
Kinda gross

>>58111119
Who the hell gets off to Druddigon specifically?

>>58111560
>What niche lore. You must be a Sylveon connoisseur.
$429 on a hunk of fabric backs this up. And it's not even my favorite Pokémon. I have problems.

>>58112184
Sitting or laying down? Pics?

>>58112078
Me

>>58112415
It's the official one they put out in July, so I won't have photos until they ship it to me. It's laying down.


—that being said, I'm not beyond having a custom one made at some point, but I'd probably go with a shiny for that. I have too much money and not enough happiness right now.

>>58112474
I'm sorry you don't have enough happiness, anon. If it helps, I'm so broke I have like $15 in my bank account, and I'm also unhappy, but I'm glad you're winning in at least one out of the two categories. I hope you get a really cute matching shiny Sylveon plush.

>>58112499
Thank you for the kind words, truly. I hope you get more money soon, and that you can get whatever you need, happiness included.

>>58112664
You too c:

>>58110214
You could get an Arceus phone case instead, it looks cool irl.