Thread 58111162

if you look at it and you think "that does look like a ball sack", i have bad news

>>58111162 (OP)
Moar

>>58111168
What's the bad news?

>>58111162 (OP)
Literally my mom's ballsack

>>58111162 (OP)
hot

why the fuck is it testicles

>>58111162 (OP)

saw this guy with your mom last night

@grok is this real?

>>58111162 (OP)
fucking the shit out of this thing

FINALLY

INFLATION PORN IN A POKEMON GAME

>>58111196
>>58111182
>>58111168

porn brained retards

holy fuck is this real

>>58111162 (OP)
Make her shiny!

So is this or Long Starmie the worst new mega?

>>58111250
How the fuck can anything be worse than "It's just Starmie but with long legs" except maybe Dudunsparce, which isn't even a Mega?

>>58111162 (OP)
You just took this drawing and made it into a 3D model lmao this isn’t even what mega Victreebel really looks like

The leaf is supposed to be slightly detached from the lips

>>58111272
Post pics or gtfo

>>58111162 (OP)
Everyone is shitting on the various approximations people have come up with based on the leaker's vague description, but I'm going against the grain and predicting this design is going to be kino

i think its kino

>>58111162 (OP)
HUMILIATION RITUAL BAHAHAHAHA

>>58111162 (OP)
*unzips*

The funniest part is megakeks gaslighting themselves by thinking the older mega forms looked better when most of those are just as shitty as mega victreebel and dragonite

Woah guys look its mega pikachu

>>58111401
Yeah.. no. Maybe salamance and slowbro but thats it.

>>58111414
I like Slowbro, it's so stupid it just works.

Is it now time to finally admit that megas were always a mistake?

>>58111414
>Maybe salamance and slowbro
Plus aerodactyl, heracross, scizor, both mewtwos, tyranitar, sableye, manectric, sharpedo, glalie, lati@s, abomasnow and garchomp

>>58111416
I want more megas.
Keep them coming until every final form has one.

>>58111420
Nowhere near as bad as inflation plant.

>>58111414
>Venusar but overgrowth
>Charizard but less realistic
>Blastoise but bulky
>Pidgeot but longer
>Kangaskhan but baby fights too
>Aerodactyl but spiky
>Mewtwo but physical / special
>Ampharos but hair
>Steelix but more spikes
>Scizor but bulky
>Houndoom but pointy
>Tyranitar but pointy
>Sceptile but long tail
>Blaziken but kung fu
>Swamper but Hulk
>Gardevoir but dress
>Mawile but karate
>Aggron but pointy
>Medicham but awakened
>Manectric but bigger mane
>Sharpedo but pointy
>Camerupt but dumber
>Altaria but fluffy
>Banette but Digimon
>Absol but gay
>Glalie but broken jaw
>Salamence but boomerang
>Metagross but punchy
>Rayquaza but WHY
>Lopunny but porn
>Garchomp but aggressive
>Lucario but even edgier
>Abomasnow but pointy
>Gallade but Battle City
>Audino but Chansey
>Diancie but looking like it should look by default

Only Beedrill, Alakazam, Slowbro, Gengar, Pinsir, Gyarados, Heracross, Sableye and the Latios do something remotely original besides adding stuff on the Pokémon.
Megas should not exist.

>>58111431
That's like sayigng trash is better than garbage

>>58111433
Explain how making Beedrill more triangular or turning Heracross into Popeye is more "original" than the other megas, please

>>58111444
Beedrill could work as a more 'mechanical' depiction of the animal. More "Spear"-like than "Beedrill"-like. More emphasis on the weapons.
Heracross becomes a completely different species of beetle.
I am not saying these are good. I said these "do something remotely original besides adding stuff on the Pokémon."
Megas should not exist.

i made a mega victreebel drawing

>>58111454
Accurate

>>58111454
Given that Victreebel is upside down, this noose is wrapped around it's forehead and it's absolutely serene about it.

>>58111454
Piñata!!!

>>58111848
Literally a balloon

>>58111848
haha he's so happy

>>58111162 (OP)
That shit is fake.

>>58111401
I’ll go against common opinions and say megas are mid rather than good or shit. Just mid designs overall.

>>58111162 (OP)
I'm still pissed at myself for watching clickbait legendary pokemon videos in gen 5. Raikou was never in pinwheel forest. The damn hacker was using a cheating device.

>>58111402
i get that exact vibe with this mega victreebel.
they just made it obese. (i would say wish they did this to audino as well but she already has a mega)

>>58112150
Imagine my anger when I found out lugia was not located in the underwater ruins in unova and rayquaza wasn't at the sky tower.

fucking fake leakers

>>58111414
good mega designs: these look better than the base forms
beedrill
pidgeot
gengar
kangaskhan
gyarados
steelix
scizor
heracross
houndoom
sceptile
blaziken
manectric
metagross
rayquaza
diancie

okay designs: these look about the same as the base forms
venusaur
charizard y
blastoise
mewtwo x
mewtwo y
swampert
gardevoir
sableye
aggron
medicham
latios
latias
garchomp
abomasnow
gallade

trash: delete forever
charizard x
alakazam
slowbro
pinsir
aerodactyl
ampharos
tyranitar
mawile
sharpedo
camerupt
altaria
banette
absol
glalie
salamence
lopunny
lucario
audino

>>58111162 (OP)
Looks like it just vored Leo Burnett

>>58111454
>WAHHHH I HATE VICTREEBEL
if he was mainstream this would be believeable. i doubt victreebel even crosses your pea brain once in the past 10 years.

>>58113842
What are you even talking about schizo?

>>58111162 (OP)
humiliation ritual mega

>>58111162 (OP)
Ah yes /vp/, the only board that is autistic enough that you can post literally anything and claim it's a leak and they'll believe it

>>58111162 (OP)
Would he melt Cynthia alive or what

>>58111454
fucking LMAO

>>58111454
>Victreeb-ACK!

>>58112133
not really

>>58111454
KEK
E
K

>>58111454
My sides

>>58112957
you are genuinely retarded if you think Mega Beedrill looks better than the regular one

>>58111401
I dunno. Megakeks gaslighting themselves into thinking every mega has to have a type change is a bit funnier.

>>58111433
>Beedrill but pointier
>Alakazam but old man
>Slowbro but spinning top
>Gengar but gorilla arms
>Pinsir but toothpick-wings
>Gyarados but prawn
>Heracross but rhino beetle version 2
>Sableye but big gem
>Latios but Latias but faggy purple
All megas are trash, bar none

>>58117468
finally, male Tsareena

>>58111162 (OP)
Go fuck yourself adrive.

Weepinbell has been in my top 3 favorites for most of my life. I will learn to love this Mega and use it.

>>58111172
you have an ugly inflamed ball sack.

>>58118514
>He thinks that pic is an actual leak and not just some AI slop some retard made up in 5 minute
You fags are so gullible Kek

>>58111162 (OP)
Nobody wants to see your swollen testicle ruffledrowlit.

is there a leak for mega-starmie yet?
Is it really the exact same thing but with long legs?

>>58118675
When leakers said "long legs", they really just meant long appendages like that of a brittle star

>>58111162 (OP)
looks fake but probably better than the actual design anyways

Reminder that this is what a real leak looks like in the current year, not a tilted blurry up-close photo like it's 2002.

>>58119557
I forgot to sage I'm sorry