Thread 58112539

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Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:49:21 AM No.58112539 >>58112543 >>58112595 >>58112596 >>58112615 >>58112638 >>58112654 >>58112661 >>58112666 >>58112675 >>58112693 >>58112816 >>58112882 >>58113237 >>58113243 >>58114084 >>58114097 >>58114503 >>58114945

What would your Mega Item be?

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I'd have a Mega Buttplug.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:50:57 AM No.58112543

>>58112539 (OP)
I wouldn't do it but a Mega eye like Pegasus from YGO would be wild

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:51:34 AM No.58112545

Mega onahole

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:09:34 AM No.58112595

>>58112539 (OP)
i would just keep the keystone in my pocket
that or i'd have it on my sunglasses and when i mega evolve my mon i'd do some cool shit with them that i'm not nearly suave enough to pull off

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:10:03 AM No.58112596

>>58112539 (OP)
Mega buttplug

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:16:14 AM No.58112615 >>58112675 >>58112842 >>58114102

>>58112539 (OP)
I’m corny so I’d probably have a mega glove that activates when I high five my pokemon that can mega evolve in battle.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:23:09 AM No.58112638

>>58112539 (OP)
Mega navel piercing

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:27:02 AM No.58112654

>>58112539 (OP)
Glasses, it's the only thing I keep up with

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:29:23 AM No.58112661

>>58112539 (OP)
Tyrone

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:31:13 AM No.58112666 >>58112858

>>58112539 (OP)
mega megaphone

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:34:01 AM No.58112675

>>58112539 (OP)
I want a Mega mask so I have an excuse to cover my face and pretend I'm not really here.

>>58112615
That's a really cool and wholesome idea

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:39:32 AM No.58112693

>>58112539 (OP)
Mega Lap Band

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:30:25 AM No.58112816 >>58112828

>>58112539 (OP)
Mega cockring. All that mega energy would surely enlarge my dick, right?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:32:14 AM No.58112823 >>58112888

Mega eyepatch. The key stone is embedded on the inside part, and when it comes time to use it I flip the eyepatch over to surprise my foe and cackle as light pours out from my eye to make my mon stronger.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:34:14 AM No.58112828 >>58114477

>>58112816
Nope it would suck all the energy from it and feed it to your Pokemon who in turn grows a massive dick and also becomes megaroused and pins you to the ground to be rectally entered.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:39:25 AM No.58112842

>>58112615
thats kino

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:47:19 AM No.58112858

>>58112666
zetta based
also, trips of evil

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:58:12 AM No.58112882

>>58112539 (OP)
I'm a huge faggot, so I've always wanted something like a Mega-Fan
The design would make it so the key stone isn't visible while the fan is closed
And then it would be dramatically revealed as it opens, so my Mega-Mawile can proceed with the carnage

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:58:19 AM No.58112884

Mega purse.
Convenient and easy to use.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:59:41 AM No.58112888

>>58112823
That's would be a sick visual
Pun intended

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:59:59 AM No.58112891

Mega Fanny-pack

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:01:39 AM No.58112895

You retards will be forced with a lame ass mega ring and you will like it

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:04:53 AM No.58112904

Mega keychain attached to my phone like the ones that were super popular in the 2000s. Has a bell attached to it too

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:12:43 AM No.58112915 >>58113257 >>58113879

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Mega Grill

Anoynmous 8/14/2025, 9:53:05 AM No.58113212

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>"Mega evolve!"

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:05:27 AM No.58113237

>>58112539 (OP)
>Hate wearing any more on my body then I need too
Mega clip on I guess?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:12:14 AM No.58113243

>>58112539 (OP)
I have long hair and always have it tied, so a Mega hairband I guess.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:19:14 AM No.58113257 >>58113787

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>>58112915
How about a Mega Grill?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 3:54:18 PM No.58113787

>>58113257
Not as flashy, but I'm hungry

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:43:12 PM No.58113879 >>58113880

>>58112915
>That's not a real mega item. That's a novelty mega item. Come back when you want a real, propane powered mega item

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:44:21 PM No.58113880

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>>58113879
Forgot the image FUCK ME joke is ruined

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:04:32 PM No.58114084

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>>58112539 (OP)
I like Psychic types a lot, so I think I'd go with a Mega Spoon.
Also I just rememred I was playing Insurgence a while back and one of the gym leaders had a Mega Bong.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:12:41 PM No.58114097

>>58112539 (OP)
mega belt
I hope mega lokix becomes a thing

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 6:14:35 PM No.58114102

>>58112615
>I’m corny
Just cringe

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:02:57 PM No.58114231

Mega anal beads, six for each Pokémon on my team
Mega sounding beads, six because that's all that will fit in my micropenis

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:01:38 PM No.58114477

>>58112828
Sounds hot

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 8:05:50 PM No.58114503

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>>58112539 (OP)
What is aldith's mega item? Cynthia's headpieces?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:24:17 PM No.58114945

>>58112539 (OP)
How do keystones work?
If I accidentally bump mine on a wall, will it trigger Mega Evolution, assuming my mon is out of its ball?