Thread 58112680

Its time to make a wish!

I wish I wasn't a lazy and sad sack of shit!

>>58112680 (OP)
I want you to be my pocket pussy.

Oh and I wish for you to enjoy it and make loud moans as you slide up and down my girthy 0.5 inch micropenis.

>>58112702
Jirachi is male.

>>58112744
-presenting female

Sorry posted too early

>>58112680 (OP)

I wish every every poster on /vp/ was forced to eat Reshiram's shit

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for world peace! If that's too much, a height change

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for gen 8 and 9 to never have been made.

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish this >>58112784 anon received a permanent, rotating IP + MAC address rangeban from all boards.

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for a Jirachi to call my very own. Also, I wish for JustinRPG aka >>58112784 to be sent to the darkest dirtiest dankest vantablack coal mines to toil for eternity

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for permanent deletion of this board

>>58112680 (OP)
Please cancel Pokespe authors

Fun brain scratcher for you fags
>you can never play your favourite Gen again, but Yawnfag and discord raiders are permanently banned from the board, as well as any new ips they post from

Do you press the button?

>>58112865
No? I could just leave

I wish for you to recommend me what romhack to play.
Is there one that rebalances stuff properly?

>>58112820
i support this wish

>>58112820
>vantablack coal
Sharty poster; DNR.

>>58112680 (OP)
please jirachi
give me the body of a 20 year old

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish that gen 10 will be based on a place in Japan!!!

>>58113657
Hit the gym fatty

>>581126860
I wish for the ability to imagine all the possibilities for everyone and everything else if they had wishes themselves, and within these imagined scenarios, I can consciously choose to experience them with any and all senses I can conceive of, including senses beyond the current human capacity, but if this is a deterministic universe, then I cancel take my wish, but if I can't, I wish for a comprehensive and instantly accessible construct (like a mental interface or a conjurable book) that can reveal the top wishes based on criteria I define at any given time (e.g., best wishes for myself, for all humanity, for the environment, etc.) instead as the wish.”

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for the ability to imagine all the possibilities for everyone and everything else if they had wishes themselves, and within these imagined scenarios, I can consciously choose to experience them with any and all senses I can conceive of, including senses beyond the current human capacity, but if this is a deterministic universe, then I cancel take my wish, but if I can't, I wish for a comprehensive and instantly accessible construct (like a mental interface or a conjurable book) that can reveal the top wishes based on criteria I define at any given time (e.g., best wishes for myself, for all humanity, for the environment, etc.) instead as the wish.”

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for jirachi to be gigantic

>>58113889
The monkey's paw curls

>>58114003
isn't the implication that if you or I were to be shrunk one would be something like an ant where he'd be able to lift a multitude of up to 10 to 50 times your own body weight, because if so then I'd still technically be able to man handle her as this miniature shetland sized individual.
the monkey curling is a blessing in disguise.

>>58112680 (OP)
sex
with jirachi, specifically

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish /vp/ would stop posting anything porn related.

Please stop flinching me.

>>58112680 (OP)
Well, I want to control Popstar!

>>58112680 (OP)
Erase Toby Fox from the franchise, preferably from video games (or existence) entirely

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish every single anon in this thread wakes up next morning as a pokemon.

I wish every single coomers shitting this board to drop dead by 5 am tomorrow

>>58114199
anon I appreciate the sentiment but your grammar there is atrotious. besides I don't want my wish flooded with ghost types.
can we just give them forms without limbs so they can't do shit?

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for a regional variant Jirachi
>b-but
Regional variant Jirachi

>>58112680 (OP)
Do you wish for Cynthia to be killed off for good or what

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for more cute Jirachi pictures!

>>58114188
Best wish ITT

I wish nintendo loses the lawsuit

>>58115059
Every hope I had for a worldbuilding build up and new gen designs died when they gave up their brand and future to make a desperate collaboration with terraria hoping it would attract players

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish they make new products so you can access all the mythicals in any generation without timed events or cheating.

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish I wasn't gay

I wish to die in my sleep tonight

I wish this series was put out of its misery so I didn’t have to watch it deteriorate anymore.

>>58112680 (OP)
Do you wish for Cynthia to be killed off for good?

I wish for everything in existence to become conscious, for every piece of this consciousness to experience infinite happiness, and for this infinite happiness to last forever. As a hedonic utilitarian this is the only logical thing to wish for.

>>58115913
dude imagine the cosmic horror of living forever and even not going so far, the horror of being a living toilet or a living piece of toilet paper.

>>58115913
true joy is not an level of happiness, but a spike in it.
to live a life of endless happiness will not spark said joy, for there is no sorrow to contrast it with

>>58115926
>the horror of being a living toilet or a living piece of toilet paper
In this scenario, being as such would feel like being infinitely happy, there would be no consciousness of this supposedly "bad" existential state, all that would be present is infinite pleasure. Even being a toilet would become joyous.

>>58115965
jirachi should just shoot you with his eye beam as you seek for the truly impossible lmao

>>58115965
>Even being a toilet would become joyous.
But that's already joyous to the Reshiram poster

>>58115107
FUCK Terraria it hasn't been good in a decade. Five billion QOL/crossover updates. No new progression. It is actually more stagnant than pokemon at this point

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish I was a little bit taller

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish Dawn, May, and Serena were never created

Wishes?

I wish to have all of my short-term goals come true by this time next year

>>58116023
I wish I was a baller.

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish I could put my mind to something and stick with it long term

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish for op to have taste buds in his ass

Aight, sure

I wish the permanent nerve damage to my arms feom that drunk driver going 60 in a 35 zone, blowing a red light, all while drunk, wasn't permanent

>>58112784
Ban this user NOW you useless faggots.

>>58114088
You need to be 18 or older to be here anon.
And if you are UKuk you can't be here at all.

>>58115040
Kay

>>58112680 (OP)
I wish to fuck all the bitches in the Pokémon Universe!

>>58112680 (OP)
Jirachi wife!