Thread 58127395

82 posts 54 images /vp/

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:17:12 PM No.58127395 [Report] >>58127432 >>58127437 >>58127473 >>58127485 >>58128618 >>58131315 >>58131689 >>58132238 >>58132508 >>58132550 >>58132568 >>58132633 >>58134870 >>58134950 >>58136363 >>58140088 >>58140194 >>58140947

Confession

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Whose confession would you accept?

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:21:20 PM No.58127419 [Report] >>58132516 >>58134066

none because I'm not a pokemon

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:23:21 PM No.58127424 [Report] >>58131839

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MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:25:52 PM No.58127432 [Report]

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>>58127395 (OP)
His. Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates baramons' behinds only.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:26:57 PM No.58127437 [Report]

>>58127395 (OP)
Glaceon anal pregnancy

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:32:38 PM No.58127473 [Report] >>58127479 >>58131303

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>>58127395 (OP)
Gen 3 had so many beautiful waifumons

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:33:40 PM No.58127479 [Report] >>58131282 >>58131303

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>>58127473
Absolutely top shelf girls. Gens 1 and 2 could NEVER

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:34:42 PM No.58127485 [Report]

>>58127395 (OP)
So many beautiful mons... and Brapxen is there too I guess

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 1:24:52 AM No.58128618 [Report]

>>58127395 (OP)
Glaceon is overrated

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:05:13 AM No.58131282 [Report] >>58131328

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>>58127479
Kneel.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:10:11 AM No.58131303 [Report] >>58131308

>>58127473
>>58127479
Latias is so perfect.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:11:31 AM No.58131308 [Report] >>58131461

>>58131303
Latias has no legs. It's shaped like a bowling pin. Where are the baby parts on that thing?

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:12:50 AM No.58131315 [Report]

>>58127395 (OP)
Braixen, Gardevoir, Lopunny, Glaceon

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:14:39 AM No.58131328 [Report] >>58131370

>>58131282
the ONLY reason to play a kanto game

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:22:12 AM No.58131370 [Report] >>58131377

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>>58131328

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:26:02 AM No.58131377 [Report] >>58131397

>>58131370
Two reasons

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:30:41 AM No.58131397 [Report] >>58131405

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>>58131377

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:31:48 AM No.58131405 [Report] >>58131413 >>58131420

>>58131397
I'm I still supposed to hate Ivysaur on vp or did that guy leave?

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:33:15 AM No.58131413 [Report] >>58131462

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>>58131405
>letting /vp/ influence your opinions

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:34:15 AM No.58131420 [Report] >>58131425

>>58131405
>I'm I still
speech-to-text fail LOL

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:35:29 AM No.58131425 [Report]

>>58131420
phoneposting, was trying to jack off to cute zorks before bed and decided to shit up the board with my presence:)

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:43:40 AM No.58131461 [Report]

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>>58131308
She's best girl and her body is beautiful.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 6:43:57 AM No.58131462 [Report] >>58137240

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>>58131413
it might've been funny the first time, but thirty autistics spamming a thread for the next few hours got old real quick

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 7:43:10 AM No.58131689 [Report] >>58131730

>>58127395 (OP)
Froslass

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 7:52:02 AM No.58131730 [Report]

>>58131689
froslass will haul your break to her ice cave for sex

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 8:16:34 AM No.58131839 [Report]

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>>58127424
This but Simipour.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 11:30:39 AM No.58132238 [Report]

>>58127395 (OP)
Gardevoir, the rest is weird

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 1:56:31 PM No.58132508 [Report]

>>58127395 (OP)
All of them
At once

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:00:23 PM No.58132516 [Report] >>58133035

>>58127419
Who would you choose if you were one?

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:14:07 PM No.58132539 [Report] >>58136646

>>58131613
>(except for the part that can't be shown).
So that was a male Lopunny.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:18:17 PM No.58132550 [Report] >>58136625 >>58136629

>>58127395 (OP)
Doesn't Hatterene kill you for showing too much emotion? I don't think it's possible to date her.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:23:00 PM No.58132568 [Report] >>58132574

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>>58127395 (OP)
These 6 in my party, the remaining 2 in the daycare centre for other trainers to rent and breed with their Pokemon.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:24:21 PM No.58132574 [Report] >>58136640

>>58132568
Yes I'll be renting them to breed with my "pokemon"

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 2:40:44 PM No.58132633 [Report]

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>>58127395 (OP)
My heart already belongs to Espeon, but if I didn't have her, I'd accept Glaceon.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 4:30:03 PM No.58133035 [Report]

>>58132516
Cinccino or Glaceon, out of those

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 9:39:15 PM No.58134066 [Report] >>58134190 >>58134950

>>58127419
but in the past people used to marry pokemon

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 10:17:46 PM No.58134190 [Report]

>>58134066
So? Maybe if it's one of those Pokemon that can speak then. Otherwise, only if I'm somehow a Pokemon.

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 10:38:34 PM No.58134258 [Report] >>58134265

Sex with female pokémon

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 10:42:49 PM No.58134265 [Report] >>58134339 >>58134350 >>58134582 >>58134865

>>58134258
Yes, something you and every single users on this garbage board will never experience, even with females that aren't Pokemon

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 11:03:24 PM No.58134339 [Report]

>>58134265
My gf's pretty sweet in her Pikachu onesie to

Anonymous 8/18/2025, 11:06:13 PM No.58134350 [Report]

>>58134265
>never got a metaphysical blowjob from his tulpa
sad

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 12:00:14 AM No.58134582 [Report] >>58137240

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>>58134265
I could if I wanted to, but my brain disease prevents me from chasing human woman so I'm just going to keep dreaming of pokewife

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:00:04 AM No.58134865 [Report] >>58135014

>>58134265
You say that like women are worth a shit in the current day, pathetic normgroid.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:01:29 AM No.58134870 [Report] >>58134945 >>58135015

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>>58127395 (OP)
>Braixen
Fuck that, give me Delphox.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:18:34 AM No.58134945 [Report] >>58134980 >>58134989 >>58134999 >>58135010

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>>58134870
>Delphox
Fuck that, give me Chesnaught.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:21:21 AM No.58134950 [Report]

>>58127395 (OP)
None and I would walk away.
If it was my Pokémon confessing its feelings for me, I would probably go to some Pokémon therapist to talk about this and hope they can help me fix my Pokémon.
If my Pokémon is male and a gross beast however, we can fuck.
>>58134066
We are not living in the past any more.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:27:28 AM No.58134980 [Report] >>58135010

>>58134945
chespin line users are all cunts

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:29:35 AM No.58134989 [Report] >>58135010

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>>58134945
Hello

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:31:47 AM No.58134999 [Report] >>58135010

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>>58134945
That's entirely fair. I've always really liked both, hence why I saved that.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:33:46 AM No.58135010 [Report] >>58135019 >>58135046

>>58134945
>>58134980
>>58134989
>>58134999
every single chespin, quilladin, and chesnaught is a pooner cuntboy

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:34:49 AM No.58135014 [Report] >>58135082

>>58134865
Pokemon aren't real anon, sorry

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:34:59 AM No.58135015 [Report]

>>58134870
>i will never be findommed by a milf fox with not one but two type advantages

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:35:43 AM No.58135019 [Report] >>58135033

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>>58135010
Keep leaking, chuddy.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:38:03 AM No.58135033 [Report]

>>58135019
only chuds would complain about cuntboys

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:40:46 AM No.58135046 [Report] >>58135051

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>>58135010
then they'll be mpregged

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:41:36 AM No.58135051 [Report]

>>58135046
exactly

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:49:47 AM No.58135082 [Report] >>58136632

>>58135014
neither are decent women

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:02:41 AM No.58136349 [Report] >>58139319

Pokémon NTS

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:05:04 AM No.58136363 [Report] >>58136625

>>58127395 (OP)
AYY LMAO

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:49:14 AM No.58136625 [Report] >>58137781

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>>58136363
See >>58132550.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:50:21 AM No.58136629 [Report]

>>58132550
kuudere

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:51:04 AM No.58136632 [Report]

>>58135082
Nah, they are just the IRL equivalent of shiny pokémon.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:54:44 AM No.58136640 [Report]

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>>58132574
Based.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:56:46 AM No.58136646 [Report] >>58138171

>>58132539
I was talking about what >>58124236 said under the spoiler.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:39:54 AM No.58136752 [Report]

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>>58133099
>waited until everyone left, posted at the last minute
>probably made a new thread for that final push too
>just so the post is unchallenged, make it the literal final word
Mental illness.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 1:16:09 PM No.58137240 [Report]

>>58131462
>>58134582
>>>/trash/77260245

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 4:50:10 PM No.58137781 [Report]

>>58136625
>his Hat doesn't love him enough to enjoy seeing him happy even though it feels like a bundle of firecrackers going off every time
Sad!

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:06:49 PM No.58138171 [Report]

>>58136646
Oh my mistake, i was under the wrong impression. So that wasn't a male Lopunny after all.

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 1:14:07 AM No.58139319 [Report]

>>58136349
?

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:36:12 AM No.58139599 [Report] >>58139632 >>58139819 >>58140198

Daily reminder that if you don't enjoy pokephilia, then you aren't engaging with this franchise correctly.

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:45:37 AM No.58139632 [Report]

>>58139599
This