Thread 58133734

When's the last time YOU ever got anything from a vending machine? Not the usual resellers / "Pokeinvesters". You. Yes, this means (You).

Bonus round:
>vending machine limit is set to 1 or 2 typically
>Dispensing 27 of 32...
hmmmm yummy yummy scalperinos and their closely guarded secrets
always buying for their cousin's sick hospitalized cancer patient child too, every time

i'm in my fuckin 30s i don't go to those things

>>58133749
You might not, but plenty of other 30+ year old people do. Always on their phone too talking with someone coaching them on the "right product" to buy you'll see the pattern every time.

I got a pack a few weeks ago. I check the one at my grocery store every now and then. 90% of the time it's sold out lol

Never seen a machine that was in stock.

>>58133780
>>58133781
This is because the aforementioned type of person from the OP follow the vending machine restockers around hitting up multiple stores in a single morning. Yes, really.
>this doesn't happen
It does. Every time.
>nice conspiracy theory
Except it isn't one. Just the cold, harsh truth.

The question is how can any one person beat them at their own game?

Tempting to follow the followers themselves. Think of all that tempting product in their car they've accumulated and leave behind as they get ready to stash up more. But in all reality, nothing will stop these people. They probably travel in groups for that exact reason to protect their hoard as one goes inside (this is just speculation though) And there isn't anything we can do about it except gripe and moan. They've cornered the market and that's that.

Game over.

>>58133797
>>This is because the aforementioned type of person from the OP
I really don't give a shit

>>58133759
>plenty of other 30+ year old people do
hahahahahahahaha can you imagine them

>>58133734 (OP)
Red pill me on the apple tags

>>58133842
Simple:
>buy apple airtag and add to your phone's Find My app
>tape it to the underside of the pokemon restockers vehicle
>day after day know exactly where their vehicle is every time they go out on a route
This is how it works, and I'm surprised nobody has actually done anything about it, aside from throwing away their airtag once found (if found).
It's like every day every person's memory has been wiped and don't realize the same people are doing it every single day.
>they don't restock the machines every day
THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT.

Take the alphabet A-Z, Stores A, J, R, Q, X, and Z are stocked day 1, and these people follow them in that exact sequence because of Find My.
Day 2, now it's stores B, G, K, V, and Y.
SAME PLAYBOOK.
Day after DAY.

>>58133858
Wanna know why they're always on their phones at the machine? To communicate with the other people in their network on Discord.
While Person 1 has a machined with a bypassed limit and they empty it ala "27 of 36 Dispensing, Please Wait...", person 2 can be following the vehicle / tracking with Find My (you can now share Air Tags with "family members" in your iCloud account).

They then hit up the next store on the route.

This is the playbook. This is the method. Do I have every tiny secret detail? No but 100% the airtags are a problem as confirmed by employees of the vending machines. They are aware of the issue but are not able to fully stop it.

You guys can just push them out of the way. Why are you all so afraid of confrontation?

Let's not forget the restock dashboards. The info is heavily paywalled, and trickled down. I don't have all the info but it pretty much breaks down like this in a hierarchy:
1. Raw data (insider employees at the top with all the information)
2. Privileged individuals who are shared a copy of the raw information in real time, exclusive access and first picks on anything and everything.
3. Trusted individuals with delayed access but still current enough to have guaranteed access to enough of everything to distribute to (see next tier)
4. Premium Stock Info Distributors. These are the paid Discord stock trackers who you can buy your way in to see "Live Info" (lol do you really think you're getting that kind of real time access? Think again.)
5. All other "Public/Free" stock trackers. Garbage, all of them. Don't waste your time. Don't need to even explain any of it.

>>58133896
*stabstabstab* goes the knife, that's what would happen to anyone who gets in their way

>>58133908
Whoops, this turned into a general rant against the retail scalpers that doesn't apply to the vending machines. Either way, fuck 'em.

>>58133910
We don't all live in south america like you do.

man pokemon cardds have gotten retarded

>>58133929
And it started right as they were launching sets I wanted. The fact that literally nothing is done against this has really killed me. They literally can't even have my money because some Jew found a way to fuck with the market

>>58133947
Seriously. Let's stop crying and start planning our own playbook.
>You got lucky and caught a restock for the vending machines. Uh oh, there's our favorite hoodie wearing guy on his phone rapidly texting away!! He's about to call up his buddies "Yo they got the prizzies, they got the prizzies!!" He's about to buy out the whole machine!

What do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>u-uhhh i don't know
NO! We're gonna DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. MAKE YOUR MOVE!

>>58133957
Watch them. Watch their moves extremely closely and figure out what they are doing to the machine to bypass that 1 to 2 pack limit. That's step 1.

>>58133734 (OP)
Why do retailers even allow TPC to put their vending machine in stores? How much are they paying for that small space?

>>58133963
>step 1: try to become a faggot
You're already there in spirit.

>>58134000
Either you don't care about collecting cards yourself (why are you here) or you're falsefagging since you're someone in on this shit.

>>58134011
Or I'm a normal person that doesn't care for the secrets of faggots. You do you though.

>>58134204
Ok soooo you do like cards then? When was the last time you were able to buy anything at MSRP, from the store or the vending machine? Be honest. Months ago? Maybe 1 or 2 packs?

>>58133734 (OP)
They don't have these in my broke county in the middle of nowhere

>this fucking thread
Jesus Christ, have you considered, oh I don’t know, not buying any fucking Pokémon cards?

Pokemon?

>>58134371
I don't, not from scalpers at least.

>>58134371
yeah, I can't because these Jewish faggots found a new market to tilt

>>58133749
>>58133734 (OP)
Would you buy this card or what

>>58133734 (OP)

HAAHAAAHAAAAAHAA. NOCARDZ FAGGOT BITCH FUCKING SEEEEEEETHING. KEEP HAVING NO CARDZ, FAGGOT LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>58134611
Pokescalpers have found the thread. Surprised it took this long, lel
Time to make your Tiktok slop content and 30 minute youtube video with engagement bait reminders (hit that bell icon!)

>>58134615

You should see how much sealed I have, faggot. You'd kill yourself. Keep pissing your pants about 'grown ass men buying children's cards', you stupid asswipe.

>>58133734 (OP)
I'm glad I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>58134625
I already know how you operate and how you thrive off attention, these (You)s REALLY get you going and you can't resist the engagement. Let's play. How many you sell my guy?

>>58133734 (OP)
Imagine if scalpers actually had proper jobs that benefitted society instead of leeching off of government benefits and scalping.

>>58133797
When it comes to stores like Target or Walmart, you can legally take product out of their bag/cart as soon as they take the cards off the shelf as it isn't stealing until they buy the product.

>>58134670
>t. scalpers

>>58133910
Not unless I stab or shoot them first. Oh wait, I can't, their fat would protect them.

>>58134677
Give em a little hassle doctrine if you care so much

>>58133947
Hopefully people will stop buying from scalpers. This usually encourages them to break even or sell at a loss.

>>58133957
"THIS GUY IS HERE TO SEE A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL. THE FAT ONE IN THE HOODIE"
*runs*

>>58134682
>Hopefully people will stop buying from scalpers.
Wishful thinking. People will never, ever stop. These are the people who are addicted to watching PokeRev videos and his stupid ugly mug in his clickbait thumbnail slop.

>>58134634

I only sell what I scan/weigh and confirm is worthless bulk. Everything of value I stack and wait to 10X, at which point I might consider letting you have some. You will continue to seethe and I shall continue to profit. This is the righteous way of scamming retarded goyim for their childrens' nipgook gambling pokemens

>>58134689
Ah, so it's all a larp shitpost. Kek.

>>58134660

Keep being maxxvaxxed tax cattle for child raping jews, goy

>>58134204
I'm a normal person who cares about others. If bringing down a fat retard means children can be happy, then so be it.

>>58134692

Keep coping, nocardz pokemenzlet. Pokemon is cracked. It's over for you.

>>58134208
Not since Stellar Crown dropped. Ever sibce then, aside from sleeves and binders, nothing.

>>58133734 (OP)
Literally rn on my way to woke getting a drink

>>58134698

Imagine slinging gook gambling products to children. You are pure scum, cunt. And you think you have the moral high grounded. You are filth

>>58134611
No need to be rude Mr. Greed.
>>58134625
I know how to track people down through 4chan. If I so desired, I could find your address, and put in an anonymous tip that you've got drugs or cp.

>>58134677
Me explaining why it's technically legal as the product is store property until purchased.

>>58134686
I did that once. As it turns out, the guy was a stereotypical Discord mod.

>>58134716

HAHAAHAAAAHAAAAA. KEEP SEETHING YOU NOCARDZ FAT DYSGENIC LITTLE MANLET PAEDOPHILE FAGBITCH

>>58134694
Why'd I be cattle?
Also why don't you stop raping kids? I know your kind, you're always fat, selfish pedophiles. You probably lure kids into your basement with the cards you legally stole.

>>58134680
>>58134723
>>58134677
Honestly this is probably the one thing that would actually, unquestionably, REALLY make them mad.
This is the first crack in their operation.

To be a little more methodological, just take 1 (the best one they have) and taunt them a little to get them to chase you. Have a buddy with you to take their entire cart as they try to chase after you. Ideally the runner should be the most athletic of the two, so be sure to have someone who is on Track and Field or some shit.

Fun to think of other ideas too. Maybe find out which stores they go to next and have the same fun all over again, and again.

Guaranteed stock, every time. Shop the shopping cart.

>>58134740

So much projection from the nocardz little paedo seethelord. You'll never feel a real pussy on your cock, because you are dysgenic and have no pokemen cards LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>58134714
Actually it's not really gambling. While it may seem that way, there's no evidence to suggest that opening Pokémon packs triggers the same response as gambling in a casino. Now you should stop thinking you're the one with the moral high ground, because all you're doing is taking advantage of people who just need some joy in their lives.

>>58134731
Alright I'm leaking your address to the cops. Expect an investigation.

>>58134744
I don't think it matters who is the most athletic. If you've seen a typical scalper, they're usually extremely unfit and often overweight. Running would probably kill the poor guy.

>>58134755
lol funny but everyone knows this isn't a thing, let's not shitpost and focus on the actual matters here. literally on the side of fuck scalpers, but let's not make up lies.

>>58134750
I'm a father with two children. My wife loves me dearly. Opening booster packs was a bonding experience for us. I promised my kids a booster box for Christmas last year and couldn't get it because of scumbags like you. So shut up and actually be considerate of others. Brb, my wife is horny, boutta get laid.

>>58134767
>inb4 more loud LMAOOOOO BROOO BRO MY BROOO BROOO BROOO

>>58134767
tell 'em

Had to wake up for some bs. Went to a local winco to fake being productive before thing.
They got one of the vending machines last month I guess.
I pull up and there is like 20 cars at this ungodly hr and they are all swarming around the fkin think.
It wss empty when I got done with grabbing stuff.
Fkin cockroaches.

>>58133797
you can break their legs

>>58135528
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect scalpers. Exterminate scalpers in the gas chamber. Stomp scalper skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate scalpers in the oven. Lobotomize scalpers. Mandatory abortions for scalpers. Grind scalper fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown scalpers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize scalpers with a ray gun. Kick old scalpers down the stairs. Feed scalpers to alligators. Slice scalpers with a katana.

fuck I pasted that in wrong:(

>>58133734 (OP)
i bought a can of water
i don't know how i got here though

I visited 23 machines today. All out of stock. I just got into this hobby.

>>58136374
Scalpers are so.. fucking.. happy...

>>58135366
It was alright. She's usually a lot better at sex, but she's been a bit stressed dealing with the kids while I'm working.

Someone left behind a pack of Stellar Crown in the machine, lol.