Thread 58136278

As you can see on this ancient tablet, Lord Arceus will punish all Pokephiles and send them to hell.

Poor Typhlosions...

>>58136278 (OP)
arceus xerself got married to a pokephile doduo

>>58136315
literal fanfiction

Arceus itself turn into a woman to taste human dick, Arceus is not a good role model

>>58136348
thread is over, OP is a stupid copium retard.

>>58136356
>if you reject my crackhead pokephile fanfiction, you’re coping!
lol

>>58136362
Sorry Op but you have remade this shitty thread several times, you gte btfo and then you proceed to carry your idiotic bait with "nuuh the lore isn't canon and cool fanfiction". So get fucked, I don't give a shit about your stupid bait to entertain you anymore.
https://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/image/_fwSpkNwoLBOiahWn7ONEg/

>>58136356
Based

>>58136369
>listen up, OP! rejected cut content is still canon because I said so!

>>58136278 (OP)
>"Sinnoh" is the ancient name of Arceus
>book named Sinnoh Folklore explicitly says Human x Pokemon marriages were a thing
Arceus wrote her own Pokephilia fanfics and you're saying she was against it?

>>58136390
>were
keyword here, because pokemon are fantasy animals.
also, japanese-only translation that was removed in the BDSP remake, even in japanese.

Boundaries unclear

>>58136380
>KEEP POSTING IN MY OBVIOUS BAIT THREAD!

>>58136400
>keyword here, because pokemon are fantasy animals.
So they're sapient, capable of consent, and fine to fuck? Because if you're gonna argue that a dragon doesn't pass the harkness test then buddy you haven't consumed any real fantasy media. D&D even has a whole subclasss of Sorcerer (the BLOODLINE MAGES) that is basically "my dad fucked a dragon and now I have (allegedly) cool (but pretty mediocre) dragon powers".

At least Palworld isn't afraid to say "yeah humans fuck pals if you sleep in bed with your pal there's a 1% chance they have an egg" and even their latest tweet was talking about "misunderstandings" of a new octopus pal's sucker marks "looking like hickies".

>>58136454
>akshually im right because [word vomit about irrelevant franchises]
there’s a difference between sentience and sapience lol, pokephiles really have degraded their confused little brains with their porn addiction.

>>58136461
>LOTR
>GOT
>THE FUCKING ELDER SCROLLS
Here's some more examples. Also, D&D has been around longer than you've been alive, zoom-zoom.

>there’s a difference between sentience and sapience lol
Pokemon are sapient. They are capable of understanding human speech, in some cases speaking it (Zoroark in the games can canonically speak the human tongue while shapeshifted into a human, so it's not just the ashnime), and thus the yare considered Sapient.
>PORN ADDICTION
And thus the retard outs himself. Go back to /pol/ you smallbrained puritan. YOu don't even like Pokemon as a franchise, you haven't played the games, you haven't consumed any of the media, you're literally just here to whine and shitpost like the useless subhuman you are.

>>58136607
why do you keep bringing up irrelevant examples?
besides, you implying that pokemon (who can only hiss and gronk) to argonians and khajiits (who have cultures and languages) is very funny.

>>58136304
Don't get why people sat typhlosion is a pedo.. like no one answers: are all typhlosions pedos? Or just one specific one? How old is the typhlosion? I'm assuming just a few years old itself. Do we hold pokemon accountable to human law standards? Like my growlithe didn't file their taxes, are they gonna go to jail for tax fraud?

>>58137034
It’s rejected cut content, it was never canon to begin with.

>>58137046
To be rejected, it actually needs to be wholesale cast aside to implement something new entirely, not pared down to its most simple terms, added to the vgames then compeltely and utterly changed by puritard burgers, because THEY din't pay attention to the kids' series farming money for them.
Get fucked cunt, you lost years ago, just like all the rest the puritard dickheads who ate the slop blindly without paying ANY attention.

>>58136278 (OP)
>>58136380
ashnime fags get the rope

>>58137063
again, that was doubly rejected even in japanese BDSP lol.
you lost not just your sanity and morality, you also lost the plot (and the game[/spoilet]).

>>58136278 (OP)
Arceus hates Poképhiles because she wants all the humans to herself.

>>58137295
Ahh, you're that dickhead who spent 6 months insisting they'd made a mistake in the OG and the remake was going to "correct" the text for everyone. Yeah, you lost back then too.

I love Erika

>>58137319
you can’t marry unintelligent beings that can only bark and hiss anyway, you silly goose. this is still fanfiction and not based on fact, next you’ll say zeus actually existed.

>>58137329
You must be illiterate. They are talking about Pokémon.

>>58137352
Pokemon can only hiss and gronk, and your friend (or you?) ranted about irrelevant franchises, even brought up that failed slop Palworld to as justification for attraction to fantasy animals.
Please use the few remaining brain cells in your head that are still working, retard-kun.

>>58137398
>Pokemon can only hiss and gronk
the anime and b2w2 both disprove this

>>58137714
>anime
not canon
also, liko is a shitty boring protagonist.
>b2w2
you were deluded by an illusionist pokemon lol, if zoroark was truly sentient it wouldn’t need to hiss and gronk in its base form.

>>58137790
>it has the intelligence to mimic human speech perfectly through illusion
>it can’t naturally talk so it’s not intelligent
which one is it?

>>58137863
Don't feed the pseud, he keeps referring to shit that isn't pokemon because he knows the series itself shows them being capable of intelligence.

>>58137863
>it can copycat X, therefore, it actually is X!
putting make-up and a wig on a tepig doesn’t make it a woman
as a kid, were you hit on the head a lot? just asking

>>58137889
anime still not canon

>>58137965
>putting make-up and a wig on a tepig doesn’t make it a woman
what if it’s a female tepig though?

>>58139093
still not a woman, zoophile-kun.

>>58136278 (OP)
>using the Original One's name
God hates heathens more.

>>58136278 (OP)
https://x.com/AkujiSaitoVA/status/1526763480363180032 Sorry for shitty-ass voice acting, but we found the ancient tablets in question. Yeah, that's one hell of a punishment.

>>58140307
>Arceus akshually hates anti-pokephiles and actual pokephiles!
cope

>>58136278 (OP)
These are the misguided words of a follower of the Titan. The Absolute God Aus condones the love between men and pokemon.

>>58140290
why not?

>>58140955
Arceus thinks pokephiles like you are defilers and heathens who deserve to burn in hell, actually.

>>58141306
if Arceus didn’t want me to breed pokémon why did they make us compatible?
checkmate, liberal

>>58141328
>schizo thinks humans share any egg groups with pokemon
I’ll tell you what’s compatible with you; an electric chair.

>>58141360
if a whale and cat can breed, why can’t a human and a humanoid?

>>58141360
Explain all the folklore where humans and Pokemon have sex and reproduce.
If Aus didn't want that to happen, then they would be truly incompatible.

>>58136278 (OP)
Thank Arceus, can he take the pedos to hell too?

>>58141920
>he

>>58141907
>folklore
aka pokephile fanfiction

>>58136278 (OP)
If you look up Vaporeon on wikipedia it talks about the meme copypasta and it links to the article for zoophilia. .Pokephiles lost.

>>58138495
Incorrect. The anime carries the franchise.

>>58142294
If Aus didn't want that to happen, then they would be truly incompatible and such tales would not exist, for Aus would have purged them from existence entirely due to wrongthink.

>>58143056
>akshually, it’s Arceus’s fault I’m a sodomite heathen with brain problems that make me lust after pokemon!
nah.

>>58137259
Ashnime won

>>58137026
>The most prominent fantasy franchise of all time
>The most prominent fantasy franchise of the modern day
>One of the most beloved fantasy RPGs in all of gaming
>Irrelevant

Also
>you implying that pokemon (who can only hiss and gronk) to argonians and khajiits (who have cultures and languages) is very funny.
>ESL
Opinion discarded. Learn to speak the only language that matters you third-world troglodyte.

>>58137329
>you can’t marry unintelligent beings that can only bark and hiss anyway,
They have a language of their own, and are clearly of human intelligence or greater. They don't "bark and his" (or whatever the fuck a gronk is, probably some third world dogshit sound since you're ESL), they speak syllables of their species' name, and the PMD games show that this is a form of intelligent communication. So does the anime "Pika pi" Translates to "Satoshi" aka Ash, this is a canon fact), and even N can fully understand what Pokemon say. Hell, HGSS show that your trainer can understand what your Pokemon wants when you talk to them. The big thing that shits all over your retardation is Gen 5. Gen 5 has the Zoroark event, where it can not only take human form, but it is capable of forming coherent sentences in that form, which implies it has an in-depth understanding of the Human language, and if that's the case then we can extrapolate all pokemon have at least an adult level of understanding of the human language. Y'know, like how you can't speak English for shit but you can clearly understand me.

The Anime and games also have several examples of humans being attracted to pokemon (I.e., how it's canon in the games that women find machamp attractive) and pokemon being attracted to humans (Bayleef in the anime).

>>58137790
>if zoroark was truly sentient it wouldn’t need to hiss and gronk in its base form.
What are vocal chords? Dolphins can't speak IRL and they're as intelligent as humans. In fact, several animals are quite intelligent but can't speak due to biological limitations (I.e., elephants, some corvids)

>>58143816
>Fucking a vagina makes you a sodomite!
Actual third world retard. I sincerely hope you get super aids from your filthy mud water and die.

>>58144269
>umm, akshually, zoroark does the “GRKKHAAAK” noise and not “hiss gronk”, you chud!
anime is not canon, and your word salad still won’t change the fact you want to diddle fantasy animals that you can’t understand.
>E-ESL!
you lost the argument and the game.
>>58144261
>still comparing irrelevant franchises to pokemon
the cat people and lizard people aren’t beasts that behave like animals in the wild and can capture with pokeballs lol
>E-ESL!
you have no rebuttal
>>58144271
1. Intelligence = / = sapience
2. no other creature is exactly as intelligent as humans
3. just admit you’re a zoophile instead of doing these pedantic arguments, it’s legitimately pathetic.
>>58144273
>if you disagree with me, you’re a thirdie!
I diagnose you with a variety of mental disorders
and yes, molesting an animal makes you a sodomite, retard-kun.
I’m glad that Arceus will send you to hell.

>>58137063
>>58137046
You niggas didn't answer any if my questions.

And yet they then went and murdered all skinfag shippers by finishing Ash's story setting up a reunification with his waifu from that movie that time (which Japan voted as favourite of all-time), so seems those "scared texts" are about as legit as the hitler diaries.

>>58144611
fanfic movie