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Anonymous No.58149353 >>58149382 >>58149502 >>58150514 >>58150751 >>58150775 >>58151008 >>58151126 >>58151608 >>58152426 >>58152650
Why are Pokemon not allowed to look cool anymore?
Anonymous No.58149356
Pic unrelated btw
Anonymous No.58149381 >>58149430
This is now a Golisorape thread.
Anonymous No.58149382 >>58149449
>>58149353 (OP)
Game Freak show everyone laughing at the Pokémon ruined by the Tera leak and decided to turn everything that isn’t a Shillmon into a joke.
Has had you fought for more instead of settling for less we’d be allowed to have cool things anymore
This is the world you asked for.
Anonymous No.58149389 >>58149430
Anonymous No.58149394 >>58149430
Anonymous No.58149409 >>58149430
Anonymous No.58149415 >>58149430
Anonymous No.58149425 >>58149430 >>58151345
Anonymous No.58149430
>>58149381
>>58149389
>>58149394
>>58149409
>>58149415
>>58149425
Hot.
Anonymous No.58149447 >>58149488
You can't spell cool without Ting-Lu present
Anonymous No.58149449 >>58149462
>>58149382
You are trying way too hard... just stop acting like a sperg for a fucking day.
Anonymous No.58149462
>>58149449
No
Anonymous No.58149488 >>58151353
>>58149447
>Woahh badly-drawn deer with big bowl on head cool!!!
Ting-Lusers are pathetic
Anonymous No.58149502
>>58149353 (OP)
Because they'd detract from CHARIZARD and Lucario.
Anonymous No.58149506
Is that Ursaluna Bluntmoon?
Anonymous No.58150514
>>58149353 (OP)
They're just keeping the cool ones for last (if you're talking about the megas).
Anonymous No.58150751 >>58150971 >>58151002
>>58149353 (OP)
There's ceruledgy at least, corviknight, kingambit, annihilape too but with every generation there's a bunch of meh filler mons
Anonymous No.58150775
>>58149353 (OP)
I don't get it. Are you using Ursaluna as an example of something cool, or the opposite?
Anonymous No.58150971 >>58150978 >>58150997
>>58150751
>Kingambit
Grandpa on a scooter isn’t cool. You should have said Ceruledge or something.
Anonymous No.58150978
>>58150971
>kingambit hater is illiterate
many such cases!
Anonymous No.58150997 >>58151007
>>58150971
grandpa on a scooter is awesome
Anonymous No.58151002 >>58151312
>>58150751
>ceruledgy at least, corviknight, kingambit, annihilape
Corviknight, sure.
The rest, no.
Anonymous No.58151007 >>58151035 >>58151336
>>58150997
It’s turning an actual cool line into forced silly slop. It’s on par with dogshit like Rellor and the average Gmax form.
Anoynmous No.58151008
>>58149353 (OP)
Picrel?
Anonymous No.58151035 >>58151079
>>58151007
>things can't be both very silly and very cool at the same time
Anonymous No.58151079 >>58151361 >>58152065
>>58151035
They can be, but Kingambit isn’t it. There’s nothing cool about a pokemon being dragged around like it’s sitting on a mobility scooter in every animation- especially not when it’s the result of a metal ranger creature supposedly evolving. Its entire range of actual body motion is limited exclusively to doing a dogeza, which speaks to the animators and designers making the mon exclusively for this gag and nothing else. As a standalone, it’s just uncool. As a follow up to Bisharp, it’s just insulting.

Malamar is a funky looking upside-down squid, but it’s still a sinister villain with long scythes for tentacles. Hoopa-U is a greedy fat fuck, but he’s still a six-armed, fanged demon giant that spawns wormholes when he attacks. Dragapult shoots its silly looking Mario enemy young as ammo, but it’s still a dragon/ghost/stealth bomber all in one. These are designs that blend silly and cool well.
Anonymous No.58151126
>>58149353 (OP)
because sugimori is a retard
Anonymous No.58151312 >>58151325 >>58151648
>>58151002
Ceruledge is like THE modern coolmon, widely beloved by coolfags
Anonymous No.58151325 >>58151331 >>58151363
>>58151312
That’s cringe. You're cringe.
Anonymous No.58151331
>>58151325
>the truth is cringe
Ceruledge is one of the most popular modern pokemon designs
Anonymous No.58151336 >>58151379
>>58151007
>Rellor
My biggest disappointment this Gen. I'd been waiting for a Bug/Psychic since Gen 1 and they ruined it with lol moustache so funni bullshit.
Anonymous No.58151345
>>58149425
Yo thats sick as fuck.
Anonymous No.58151353
>>58149488
>Woahh big bowl with a moose made of layered earth growing out of it
Fixed that for you. Next your gonna say Runerigus is a badly drawn snake.
Anonymous No.58151361 >>58151602
>>58151079
Damn, sounds like your just looking for stuff to bitch about. Are you saying you would like the design if it could stand up?
Anonymous No.58151363
>>58151325
Cringe is fear caused by seeing unashamed joy in others.
Anonymous No.58151379 >>58151413 >>58151427 >>58151626
>>58151336
Type combo literally got one of the coolest designs one Gen earlier
Anonymous No.58151413
>>58151379
>trying to get my bug a battle tower Ribbon without just carrying him
Leon is kicking my ass.
Anonymous No.58151427
>>58151379
Feels incomplete without the Gigantamax, sadly. A common problem in Gen 8.
Anonymous No.58151602 >>58152225
>>58151361
It’s too cluttered and unwieldy of a design to even look good standing up in the first place. It’s a one note gag mon; they only made it to sit down and prostrate.
Anonymous No.58151608
>>58149353 (OP)
This zombie bear looks more of a genwun pokemon than fagonite will ever be
Anonymous No.58151626 >>58151700
>>58151379
One of the best Pokemon of the game.
Was very happy to finally have a cool ladybird pokemon.
Anonymous No.58151648 >>58152454
>>58151312
Looks stupid. Not cool.
Anonymous No.58151700 >>58151750
>>58151626
ladybird?
Anonymous No.58151750 >>58152407
>>58151700
Yes. Ladybird.
Anonymous No.58152065
>>58151079
they can be, and kingambit is
>"There’s nothing cool about a pokemon being dragged around like it’s sitting on a mobility scooter"
>anon has never heard of a hover chair
Anonymous No.58152225 >>58152377
>>58151602
>one note gag
It has a katana mustache. That is at least a second gag.

Seriously though I'm curious. Have you never seen how samurai warlords are portrayed in their warcamps? They sit like that. Its an iconic sitting stance associated with shoguns in battle, hence why the samurai leader pokemon is posed like that.

Of course, you don't have to like it. I'm just getting the vibe that you already made up your mind to dislike newer stuff.
Anonymous No.58152377 >>58152879
>>58152225
Cope
Anonymous No.58152407
>>58151750
Anonymous No.58152426 >>58152434
>>58149353 (OP)
because trannies and autists don't like cool shit, they like dumb retarded babymons that look stupid and act like gigantic retards so that they can go
>OMG ITS LITERALLY ME/ ITS MY BABY/ ITS MY SON!!
and proceed to buy a shit ton of overpriced merch.
Anonymous No.58152434 >>58152452
>>58152426
Ok basement dwelling fatty
I bet you're a big fatty fatfuck
Anonymous No.58152452
>>58152434
If i were fat you'd be calling me based and cool and wondering what my braaps smell like and if my belly touches the floor. You fucking faggot fuck degenerate. We all see what your kind said about mega inflationmon. get some standards.
Anonymous No.58152454
>>58151648
>Looks stupid
Sure, if you think so.
>Not cool
Objectively incorrect.
Anonymous No.58152650 >>58152654
>>58149353 (OP)
This
only pokemon related to older gens are, fuck new gens
Anonymous No.58152654
>>58152650
Chansey, the cool as fuck mon
Anonymous No.58152879
>>58152377
Kinda sad how 'cope' has become such an admission of defeat these days.