Thread 58153154

give Ruination

get the hell out of here, you bootleg of ruin

(Innocent) Ruination

>>58153154 (OP)
Its whole gimmick is that it doesnt actually cause disaster retard

>>58153154 (OP)
Fucking retard

>>58153222
>>58153202
I'm aware, i just fundamentally do not give a fuck. If Absol has a specialty in sensing disaster, it should know a thing or 2 about how disasters are caused. It should be ABLE to cause disaster, and just choose not to in the lore. Superman chooses not to destroy the Earth, but that does not mean Superman doesn't have the potential to cause such a disaster if he wanted to.

>Hurricane
>Earthquake
>Blizzard
>Thunder
>Twister
>Whirlpool
>Rock Slide
>Surf
>Draco Meteor
>Avalanche
>Heat Wave

I want it all. Being a creature which represents peace is fucking lame and toothless, if you're literally incapable of causing harm. It makes the choice to not cause harm unimpressive. Now, a warrior who COULD slaughter armies but chooses to build gardens instead. That's impressive, and badass.

>>58153273
>i just fundamentally do not give a fuck
FUCKING RETARD

>>58153283
Cope, seethe, perish under the holy light of the doomcow

>>58153296
Wrong. Absol will NEVER get Ruination.
Enjoy coping with your failed fanfiction.

>>58153202
>>58153222
You’re the actual retards. Absol has had a disaster themed moveset from the very beginning.
>future sight
>razor wind
>perish song
All part of its level up movepool. It has been about weaponizing its negative predictions in battle since day one. Ruination would be a perfect fit. Also it’s still a dark type and straight up kills people passively when it mega evolves.

>>58153334
Warning people of natural disasters does not mean it causes them. You're the exact retard the Pokedex talks about. Thank god you don't work at Gamefreak, because these ideas are actually horrible.

>>58153344
>Warning people of natural disasters does not mean it causes them.
>Absol, why am i dying from perish song
>Idk bro i only sense disasters lol

Give human men

>>58153154 (OP)
give my semen

Absol wants you to eat her cookie!!!

;)

>>58153154 (OP)
Wrong. It needs Dragon Dance and Sharpness.

Give Snow Warning

>>58153344
You outed yourself as a retard again. Those are literally gamefreak’s ideas that they put into its moveset, as far back as Gen 3. It’s meant to use its predictions to its advantage in battle.